[Vinesauce] Vinny - Vinesauce Holiday Specials

okay chat um so welcome to half-life alex once again this particular night is the night of christmas well it's no longer christmas in new york but it's a night of celebration because we have two new half-life alex vine sauce maps and that's always pretty exciting to me so what do we do first best christmas ever or vine sauce holiday i don't know um they're both pretty short maps save the vine sauce one for last let's start with best christmas ever by cole flint best christmas ever a lot of options so let me know how this how this looks chat is that it's a rocket okay good looking good i mean it's dark you can't really see a whole lot yet it's mellow all right it's speed luigi it's dark really dark night finagle with the no all right go back to bed we'll open presents from santa in the morning i want to open them now yeah rock it ah i'm gonna start my day all right exactly 153 done okay okay this dental pro delicious so you if you watch the halloween special you know you may recognize this little lad uh for the record you know same two creators it's just random that both decided to make a map for both holidays it is the same two creators i'm pretty sure god i love the physics in this [ __ ] is this oh it's hot here i am saying i love the physics in this and then i reach into the toilet and i pull out a flat turd combos pizza this is a subtle advertisement are you trying to make people hungry combos pizza again all right who's paying you big combo um i want to open the presents now more combos that's all we have for dinner here ah jeez come on horse is this this horse does not exist it is it's not a real horse chat i mean i know it's dark you can't really see anything but uh young child don't you know that you won't get any presents if you weren't sleeping go back to bed or else santa santa i have a question did you turn your elves into a oh i'm sleeping it just feels like the gravity is [ __ ] up well it is but you don't go to bed with plungers chet it's morning you can tell because outside is is bright and morning for sure uh my favorite carpet now i can play okay [ __ ] oh boy i can't wait to see what santa's brought me we'll be down in a minute buddy all right well weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago sick combos pizza mom god really we still have this after the incident after the incident i never watched blade runner 2049 ever again right let's see more this cat does not exist and strange ai things here's a cookie you've been naughty this year no presents santa claus also nice tree good attempt at tree but that's actually really heartbreaking all i did was try to get a present early also i don't think santa claus is going to be eating this flat cookie so i'll just put turd on the plate it's fine if santa wants to [ __ ] with me play games with me i'm gonna [ __ ] with him right back there's your cookie enjoy if someone's never seen half-life alex before and they just wander in and see this and i'm like oh yeah half-life alex was my game of the year they would think that i'm on some kind of like jenkum you know what i mean like i'm huffing give me a second here all right uh yes outside the outside land of a flat square bush you had to make assets i get it because you know some of these assets didn't exist really oh okay let's see what's in the burglaries garage the area early this morning the suspect is said to be wearing a black robe and is highly violent if you have any information regarding these burglaries or the suspect please notify emergency services immediately now the moon is right for some festive tunes see you soon peace and love peace and love [ __ ] it we're doing it live jingle bells jingle bells jingle [Laughter] what fun it is excuse me thank you author for singing jingle bells so that i don't get dmca claimed i really appreciate that no do not break this down oh melee physics in half-life alex this should be interesting all right i mean you got to know the engine's limitations what the [ __ ] is going on here what these are headcrabs what the [ __ ] oh my god okay part of me keeps thinking it's like bone works where you can have melee if my boating santa ornaments can't take care of you then i will you're not santa emergency override what did i override second i have kind of hair on my eye right now that's not fun um the game you fool you'll never get rid of me i am indestructible hunger um i'm tired time to head back with my bunger and go to sleep lighting has changed it's okay as long as i have bunga everything will be fine kind of hungry though looking at bunga like this thank you for letting the dog out dogs out while we're at the police department please help yourself to some fresh shrimp from the fridge this shrimp fresh some pizza combos from the pantry please call if vinnie comes back to the house fulbright the tree is looking extra good right about now here's more this person does not exist i'm assuming i don't otherwise i'm not really sure if that's a real person but that those are not real things is my turd back in the no that's good all right i'll take my scoot and i'll take my bunger i'm gonna go to bed now honey oh thank god he's lying asleep in his bed he's covered in dirt what is this toy thank you for playing source engine lighting is still the bane of my existence map available on steam workshop well there you go it's a small little map and again for half-life alex mapping this is pretty cool still fairly early i'd imagine but thank you thank you for making this and also since halloween to now it's been about two months so not bad for two months let's see the other map from citizen the turd was santa's upper decker finally some revenge and vine sauce holiday special which when i think holiday special i immediately think the [ __ ] star wars holiday special so let's hope it's at least the same level of quality which is to say a lot high quality there it is okay i don't know why he thinks i'm standing there but maybe that's where i turned the thing on hey i know this noise you must be this tall to play this map sorry germa no sitting i'm not sitting i'm standing totally standing for real cool logo in case of yam brain these vine blind hint cubes will eventually appear to help you go ahead and touch it good job you did it yay it's vinnie proof before we jump in please complete the following brief setup steps from optimally festive experience all right oh my god please adjust the moon to your desired setting left center right the moon is right even though we've learned heartbreakingly that he says mood and not moon and that moon is only the edit of the song but i'm glad the moon the moon is right please please help desert p join your game of sea of thieves he's spinning all right so let's see what's going on waiting to set sail there's mono there's jeff there's me desert can't get in let me see nothing is working hmm maybe no all right we need to do microsoft are you watching click on settings enable do it blue check mark game win xbox game bar go to the g spot window settings windows g gaming x um so it's it's press and hold windows g windows press g i am holding windows and pressing g and then then you have to do enable enable enable enable recording yeah blue check mark yeah so hold windows press g hold up holding windows and pressing g so you do and windows g wiz nothing's happening windows g enabled windows g enable hmm see see go to the g-spot did that work i can't find it uh what about windows settings settings settings it worked it worked yes yes oh and uh then you do uh with windows g windows g hold windows press g i am holding windows and pressing g and g whiz nothing's happening enable okay um okay xbox game bar game bar no enable the corona hmm have you found the g-spot i can't find it did we do we do this no we're still not done yet okay we gotta find um click on settings click on settings nothing's happening oh gaming then do gaming gaming gaming gaming windows gaming how did you do this call uh not call um citizen jesus all right and then you wanna you wanna go to from here you wanna go to uh windows g windows ah windows g windows g i'm clicking the check mark there it is and then enable enable you're gonna get banned i got a windows g invite spam and then um do it do it no oh we're done yeah we're done we did it okay yes please indicate the better opinion using the blue check mark which is it's just referenced today so we got um dante gun is best dmc 2 is best game booty please play um nintendo did nothing wrong and comcast if you're currently experiencing lack of internet connection please do not presume that we care hmm that's the correct opinion that's my blue checkmark correct opinion chat i like how um citizen is just teeing up softballs for me to knock home runs out of the park thank you citizen very kind of you on this christmas gift that you've given me lastly please put this festive hat on good cycle citizen you're finally ready to play the map jesus [ __ ] christ it is christmas eve he has two close friends meat and scoot have decided to spend christmas at the remote cabin they rented in the pocono mountains hell yeah you know me too well we now join vinnie as he first arrives at the cabin there it is there's my car it's a little [ __ ] up but don't worry about it um boy the poconos this is yeah definitely winter i see scoot i see branches here's a little picnic do the noise diseased snowball physics wow what oh what is this is this the star wars holiday special and a vice is this george lucas's uh cabin i think this is it he said he would track down every copy and destroy them himself so i feel like this is his this is his cabin this is his workshop man look at that [ __ ] water sorry the the liquid physics look at them damn yep anyway um wow there's a lot of copies of the star wars holidays but i didn't know there were this many left in existence so what do we have here scoot yo vine glad you could make it smoke weed this is the best day ever check out my snow fort pretty cool it's awesome scoot wanna have a snowball fight just head over to your fort and let's start yes yes we can do that scoot but first just want to give you a hug no no what no this not this all right get ready to move your fingers i can't believe this this is so good there's no way i'm actually going to hit scoot it's like no chance oh oh i got him all right never mind all right no there's more than a chance actually i win i forgot that the throwing physics and half-life alex were actually really good you win i surrender i didn't realize you were such a snowball sharpshooter vine neither did i but my middle finger is kind of broken scoot i don't mean to do this scoot even though i won i just want you to know that you're my best friend someone said can we get vinnie that model as a vr chat avatar i would love that you broke my grill i'm sorry dink i broke grill okay this is like really cool holy [ __ ] this is a cabin i would actually can someone like um help me find a cabin like this so i can hang out there this winter i will do that i will pay i just really want this exact cabin to hang out this is really great god damn see i saw the meat over there see on the kettle get to hang out with scoot what do we got here doodle dip hi doodle dip just throw doodle dip on there we'll cook you later any mcclankies available perhaps this is for later doodle dip all right all you right watch out you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out doodle dip crazy oh my god oh [ __ ] i thought it was gonna be another bunga reference but we got crazy hamburger this is like the tree from yesterday but in [ __ ] vr it's glup shitto it even says it that's his name that's real password laszlo dog cat sugar cookies i gotta make cookies i think before i do that let's check the fridge we got a lot of stuff we gotta check okay so there's there's gherkins in there we gotta check freezer i think there's a turkey in there or a ham uh so good christmas dinner see meat i know you're waiting meat just give me a second meat i'll be right over we'll do some shots hey meat hello hello meat under a shot there we go hello this one's for you this one that one's for you i'm just gonna look away so i don't i don't want to see myself pour it okay it's in definitely in i don't want to ruin the illusion all right and uh what should we drink to meat blade runner cozy that coal for chat oh no me your stocking is ready mine's good scoots is good but chat yours is down here that's weird yeah there's coal oh that's a shame oh i don't know about i i just got here chad so i don't know win a snowball fight put on a christmas movie build a perfect snowman and make christmas sugar cookies that's a cute picture that's nice okay let's see what do we have in here black mesa white lies good book read that one from here to there in under a second dr kleiner and i don't know what this is but don't don't bother yourself with that building a snowman for dummies three large snowballs smallest on top largest bottom keep your snowman arms make a face pieces of coal use carrot for the nose find a nice hat for your new friend what's more cool than smoking a lot of things chat a lot seasons greetings um give him a tobacco pipe as the finishing touch bird are you an arctic turn all right now listen i see you playing your half-life game cool art cool art and i see what you're doing and you're using my art ms paint art as a way to sell and boost the profile of your product and it is with deep violence and peace that i recommend that you stop and you take your game down hmm scoots eggs we could like pull a glup [ __ ] oh you know there's meats gherkins and i think that's me moistening agent this is where i'd be streaming from can't stream without my calculator chat never oh my god it's him yes are you drinking mountain dew no what if what have they done to you my son no mountain dew did v-dub do this you son of a [ __ ] you've been hanging out with v dub haven't you listen your name is nortz g-n-o-r-t-s and not a-dub okay a-dub is a name created for you by a maniac and this isn't good for you you should stop drinking this [ __ ] it's a very shiny can wow that looks great but seriously you should stop that is it breathing not quite it's a trick of mine oh it's just a phase huh it's just a phase huh then why do we have to get rid of all this mountain dew huh what are you doing with all of it you're hiding it it's christmas all right north you don't [ __ ] around with v-dub the bad influence all right son there will be christmas presents under the tree and uh there's gonna be cookies and dinner soon so you know i'll call you when it's ready okay uh let's put on a christmas movie shall we lightning fast vcr repair oh we got this repaired honey that's right hello vinnie uh okay cool we just need to find a movie what are we watching what are we watching hmm well i'm assuming you don't want to watch the meethales anthology no probably not it's probably only interesting to me hmm chad did you see any um i've got it meet i'll be right back i have it i have the perfect i have the perfect thing no sadly not night court chat i don't have any tapes of night court and who throat all this mountain dew out here that made a mess north did you do this did you do this all right meat you wanna wanna no you you can hear it okay that's good enough wow long solo he'll be here wait until you see his face chad it's amazing who's gonna dmca this [ __ ] if disney dmca is this that means that they have to admit that it existed it exists in the first place george lucas doesn't want to admit this happened you're right i can't understand what chewbacca is doing whatever he's doing there must be a reason how's your fire you've lost all contact sir stand by i don't think this tape is synced up properly [Music] i'm going after them luke take r2 with you what do you say if something has happened to captain solo and chewbacca is alone he will need me to interpret man i just want to see han solo's face what's happening with my hand oh no i have glup shittington disease but i don't think he means to hit us chewie's a better shot than that okay yeah this tape is broken do you like the [ __ ] you know weirdly enough this is actually the best part of the holiday special the cartoon why does luke have a y-wing was that even him in there people were asking me the past couple days vinnie are you watching the star wars holiday special this year and i was like nope nope nope oh my god look at that still going man what a good action scene all right um can you turn the computer on in the bedroom i'm wondering now there he is oh [ __ ] i am a clutch it's booba fett i'm not sure [Music] you saved my life thank you you are alone cyberpunk holy [ __ ] the ship you seek is nearby are the imperial troops near this planet they are here friend and growing more powerful pink slimy penis dinosaur yeah i don't think this can be turned on this doesn't seem turn honorable how dare you uh cookies next cookies mix all ingredients in a large bowl okay so we need a large bowl large bowl confirmed butter egg flour sugar milk butter egg flour sugar milk butter is that clown meat egg oh no am i gonna have to use one of scoot's eggs oh god oh here's the milk flour sugar some sugar this is usually sugar no milk wow i don't know if that's enough this is so weird okay so uh sugar i like how it's just the whole cartoon it really feels like christmas okay um eggs i don't see any eggs chat the egg cage has a key lock on it okay that's how that works we need egg and flour so milk is good uh flour chat flower flower that will never not be funny okay [Music] man imagine if star wars was made in a time where all the extended stuff that we have now like what you know how like we're doing tv shows what if there was a tv show of the original adventures of star wars and it was lukan leia the droids versus vader for like a 10 episode series every couple years and then you get empire strikes back like three years later and you get all their adventures leading up to that i don't know sounds cool to me at least can you try the cd in the drawer cd no doesn't look like it works okay well we need to i don't know there's a tip i'm gonna take the tip maybe scoot left something useful in his car scoot drives you must come back with us you're a hero and a faithful friend what's the matter with r2 i'm afraid it's because you said boba is a friend and faithful ally that simply doesn't stretch e3po what are you talking about we intercepted a message between darth vader is darth vader's right-hand man he's not his right hand man he's just in a he's like a bounty hunter [Music] look look look harrison board i beg your pardon sir chewbacca suspected all along there was something bad about boba how did you know chewie look look at his face what a face harrison ford was like i'll do two lines keep me out of the whole [ __ ] thing otherwise i don't want to deal with this [ __ ] scoots meats oh all this yeah it's a little car it's a little meat car and then scoot's car is green of course is scoot smoking cigarettes what the [ __ ] no scoot first a dub drinking mountain dew and now scoot smoking cigarettes note to self keep closer eye on the eggs this time keep them locked up always watch out for egg thieves hey scoot hey oh this oh nothing no no i'm just chilling we're watching the star wars holiday special in there yeah me and me just chilling who uh who let v-dub in the cabin do you know v-dub you know the the dude who uh is less handsome than me whose gaming skills are worse who brought the mountain dew six-pack 12-pack big cloud of smoke it was meat i knew it vinnie used scoot's eggs in last year's christmas map that memory is gone but i figured it was something like that when scoot said it we wouldn't want to draft all right what do we got here star wars holiday special is over there's no other we don't have any other movies me also don't let v-dub in okay just don't let him in whatever you do you leave v-dub out of this place okay cool this feels so wrong and yet so right two just two there's two oh we didn't need this one all right so um place dough on work surface cut out cookies place on cookie sheet that's really cool like serious programming went into this i think john valve would actually like this bacon oven um all good yep oh everything here is fine everything here is good no problem scoot didn't sacrifice eggs for no reason of course leave it to me to [ __ ] this up uh try turning on the oven good tip decorate using frosting explore the other room which which other room i think i got all the rooms oh this is a bathroom oh okay new room where are there tvs in here it's a scoot surveillance system again oh make your choice i think i just [ __ ] broke the game whoa my frame rates have gotten real crusty now it's okay regardless any liquid that goes in will activate the trigger throw up what the [ __ ] am i listening to oh just hit my headset what the [ __ ] is this put finger in mouth no what the [ __ ] is this now i am choking on the gas this is too funny oh [ __ ] all right i guess i could just leave this was a germa bit that was germa are you serious that was incredible i guess the rat is also a germ a bit but did i burn the cookies i think they're done they look nice good they're still fine they're still fine yeah they're still fine we'll pick them up don't worry got these two no problem yes that was so [ __ ] funny okay decorate using frosting oh okay huh [ __ ] hell i kind of even though these cookies have had rat on them i don't know they kind of they kind of make me want homemade cookies now cookies done meat you want a cookie they're good build the perfect snowmen okay oh man i had a tear in my eye from the gas bit not from the gas itself but tail is so long oh [ __ ] i have control over the rat's tail i can i can do lots of chaotic things with it i'm like an x-man did it hey scoot you gotta check this out scoot you gotta see this watch watch watch look cool right they haven't even bothered to patch this out since release and you know what i'm glad anyway sorry can you hold that for me for a little bit thanks okay so snowman okay arms no very good all right oh here's the thing from earlier oh god oh oh god what have i done wow that thing is really [ __ ] glitched the physics on this thing just break the game it's like kind of stuck in the ground but also kind of oh god oh my oh my god we'll just leave it there and think no more of it [ __ ] was that you go me hello it's that's for you that's your cookie i'll just put that there just put that right there just i'll just put that here for you merry christmas meat hey scoot merry christmas merry christmas check this uh gotta do a couple more things we need coal for the eyes come back for the rat coal for the eyes carrot for the nose hey me i have clown meat here for you do you you need my pipe you can have it but only if you bring me something to replace it you need a gherkin i got a gherkin for you all right i'll get you gherkin feed the gherkin to the meat there you go mcgurken my favorite thanks vinny that looks fine yo yo find a hat nope i mean technically you already have a hat in the form of fart gnome there you go i think that's everything ready for christmas day press me all right we're ready for christmas day go on vine open your present ah scoot you shouldn't have scoot what's so nice of you what's an xbox one oh wait no uh this is an xbox series x series x [Music] am i supposed to be dead this happened again citizen your map loves to kill me it is an honorable death sir i've received a broken xbox series x for christmas i need you to kill me mr wharf i'd argue that you have any right to live that all of us do yes captain star wars holiday special is back on but no volume this time okay i know you got me already scoot it's an xbox it's an xbox oh who's blowing vape smoke in the xbox we wish you a merry christmas [Music] that was incredible [Music] matt from supermega huh [Music] [Music] please bring it right here i'm serious oh my god that was incredible primary denizen that is incredible cole flint's in primary thank you for the maps i got to have a snowball fight with scoot that's incredible that was such a good map you've improved my christmas tenfold wow what can i say i am i'm stunned you've you've made this christmas very memorable and i didn't expect it to be so amazing so thank you thank you very much you

Channel: Vinesauce: The Full Sauce

Views: 135,977

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Fullsauce, Playthrough, Let's Play, Gameplay, Christmas, Xmas, Half-Life, Alyx, VR, Mod, Scoot, Meat

Id: oqYulidNKuU

Length: 75min 38sec (4538 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 26 2020