Help. How do I stop this? Email me if you know how to stop this. Please...please e-mail me at this webzone if you know how to stop this. Yeah? D-[laughing] Dab? [Static followed by scream] Oh nice, it's just easy mode. Yeah, definitely. Infinite flight, infinite fight. Except when you really need to fly! Wow. Oh. Geez. I did it! [Claps] Kirby's Dream Land is done! This I like. This I like! Yeah, you know...? No no no, you know what? I will withdraw.... How many of these can I withdraw? Can I have 431 question marks? Thanks. How many question marks? [Laughs] Game Ffffffffffffffffffffreak! The F is still coming. But... What... But... But you're not me. Hey, if I'm not me, who the hell am I? BORT? [Laughs] Okay... Woah... What the fuck? Bort... [Laughs] Wait a minute, what? [Laughs] *wonderful music plays* [Laughs] What the fuck? [Laughs] ♪ Mario ♪ ♪ ...is one thick bih ♪ (Mario voice) Luigi, they're playing a theme song on pots and pans! They can't even afford an orchestra, Luigi! WE'RE BROKE! The Scapelli brothers took all our business, Luigi! (Normal voice) I feel high... I FEEL HIGH! [ominous droning noises play in the background] Fucking electrical storm. Hearing this and watching these bright colorful visuals. It's just... I wouldn't recommend this experience. I don't like it. I feel like it's like some kind of like brainwashing, MK Ultra type shit. [Pain noise] [Death music] It's like the Goomba's wearing sunglasses. The easy jokes for corruptions are Satan and acid. Every time, right? And I, I go to them, no problem. This, however... is one of the more acidy. This one's called "The best missingno". Holy shit. Sadly they were all found... in the bay... totally decomposed... the earth was never saved. Rest in peace, Ness and everyone else. Will you leave the null behind? Yes. "Ness an, there was a null. Ness took it." What? The fuck?! Broken iron behind? Yes! Ness just keeps taking fucking nulls! Guess we'll leave the Franklin badge to replace it with a null. What? Ness took it... what?! Talking to Ness! This bus goes to Foursi– Woah woah woah. Wait a minute. This is a bus? On second thought let's just walk to Fourside, no problem What the fuck? What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?! Null and its cohorts attack. Yeah, that's creepypasta right there. Gonna increase the blast radius a little bit. We got to Emanuel Blast this thing to hell and back. Alright, see ya! Perfect timing! They're not gonna be able to see me. Especially not at... one frames a second. Ah, this is cool. Almost was able to jump up there, too. [Unintelligible ducklike noise] Yo, WOAH! [Laughs] Please! I've really, really scared her. [Loud laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] He... he can't follow her! Either that, or he's agreeing with everything she says! Umm... Please? Please? I want to just talk to a Goron! Nevermind... [Maniacal laughter] WAIT A MINUTE! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT! Sounds like... sounds like King Dodongo's ripping a fucking bong. Good. You keep– You keep doing what you're doing King Zora! Oh, it's getting creepy. I don't like it. [Laughs] Why is the horse so long? I was not expecting– You creepo! You creep, what, are you on a fucking motorcycle? What are you doing to your horse?! What are you doing to your horse?!?! Like, Shek can't stop Shekking... until the instrument. "Pls u" [Laughs] That's a good way to tell someone to play their instrument. "Pls u". "Pls u". Your turn! Pls u! (Mario voice)Luigi... I don't know what the fuck this chicken is doing Luigi, but it's really good! [Intense laughter] It felt so good, he had to ascend. Woah! Oh no, no. What happened? What happens next? Oh god, Link's choking himself out. Oh my god. Oh my god! Lots of long horses in Hyrule... And now Epona is gone. Oh shit! Chicken juggle! Oh, that's good! Lost some arms. Um, so yeah, you can see, you can see... I-I think you can see! I'm not sure I can see.... There's definitely something to be said for this, about the duality of mankind. Oh. Whoa, those are good. Look at them. They shoot! Where did I go? Oh... Oh, it's more Lakitu's fault than anything. Okay. Umm.... It's fine. Yeah, I– Listen, I don't have your baby. In fact, I don't plan on getting your baby. Oh. You're just as fucked up! Alright, see ya! Uh okay, this is genuinely disturbing. This... This is unsettling. This is unsettling! Oh, I'm gonna die. Oh, no, no no, somehow I... Umm... Mario you're supposed to go down thE SLIDE! [Laughs] There's not gonna be a slide today. The slide is rejecting me. Gravity is rejecting me Do you do anything? Hambroni? Oh. Alright, see ya! Bowser is in the Upside Down. How can you kill that which you cannot access? Oh no- oh god, I'm stuck down here. Alright. This is kind of like, like a nightmare. Like swimming, but not being able to get to the fucking surface. This- this is pretty much every nightmare about drowning you could ever have... Oh, the music is wonderful. [Laughs] This one's called "unlock Luigi at 177 stars". Oh, you bastard. I can't get that star... GOT IT! Where's Luigi? I was promised Luigi! What the fuck is this?! My most uttered phrase in existence, "What the fuck is this?" But what else am I supposed to say?! What is this?! OH COME ON! NOT AGAIN! "Hug a Thwomp day–" Oh scheisse. [Laughs] It's time to have a hug! Come here, you old bastard! How've you been? (Game audio:) The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! [Loud static] (Vinny:) AAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK?! OHOHOHOHOHO! Oh that was awful! That was the worst thing ever.
The theme song on pots and pans removed my lungs.
Suutbord please where's the whole Shek thing. The way the music got super loud every single time was glorious.
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wait what the fuck i swear i've seen this video before.