[Vinesauce] Vinny - Best of Trash (part 1)

what logo should I use for this I have a couple here we go Oh that'll work except it won't because the text is you know what we can just do this that's fine that will that will work always gotta have a logo except and now it's getting really annoying like thing around it expert okay I'm calling this segment the best of trash now over the past four months or so a lot of games have been sent to me which I then forward to Great Sphinx who's been helping me vet a lot of Sunday stream material and you know sometimes the packs are garbage but there might be a couple gems in there like two or three so this is the best of the worst and we're gonna call it the best of trash because I wouldn't want that red letter media guys coming after me all right so let's begin getting all my files ready and the first game is called ascend which is almost a catchphrase here on the stream this might end up being a two-parter because there's a lot of them there's a lot of trash this is strictly trash or if it's a mix of weird good bad and trash Boggis that's bad so we'll find out all right here we go WASD press a button to start or a button it was the spacebar that started not just any old random button level 13 oh my god I can just like summon like Satan's to help me the victorious hero starts his ascent back out the dungeon to where this all began raw power courses through his mind trump his mind trying to find a way out never heard that expression before the hero tries to hold on but he starts to forget choose what is forgotten I didn't want that but that's fine what the I don't know wow so this is kind of cool in its own weird little way it's dungeon crawler it seems maybe it's randomized I'm not sure but it's yeah minimal and cool again I should point out that yeah apparently this is not all just bad games so even though we're calling it the best of trash maybe something will be more on the best side and less on the trash side the hero feels his mind slipping the heroes memory struggle from his grasp and he begins to fear that the knowledge of this place was not meant for him yes give me the finger of God finger Vinny you're choosing what to lose oh man oh I get it now yeah I lost my good fire the backwards RPG except now I'm totally mega dead it's a roguelike in Reverse that's awesome his ascent back out of the dungeon let's get rid of the shields even though I'm probably gonna regret that doesn't seem randomly generated either which is also refreshing and I am terrible at this I am pure garbage at this game that is very good as opposed to very trash but don't worry there's a game with Jar Jar in the title up next so if you're looking for trash you're in the right place okay so I lose one of my passives tigereye key to all this okay what am i losing this time blessing run 25% faster kind of sucks that you kill your own demons but it makes sense yeah my health is down pretty substantially I'm gonna get rid of Oh what summon beastmen so now I just summon like zombies nothing all that special oh you got some chirps all right well it's called ascend and it's actually really good I think I would definitely recommend that so you know check it out I guess attack of the jar-jar clones is the next game this might be what you are here for given the title of the stream I'm sorry in advance no no it's porks to him [Music] unbelievable the evil Jar Jar clones are disorganized hunt them down execute order 69 so how about that Star Wars music we're listening to how does it control I couldn't really give you minh trolls like drinking four cups of coffee in a row and you can't really change the camera as far as I can see every button is its own unique lightsaber move as far as I can tell look you got spins oh wait now I think it's just random just random attacks I'll some buttons are more spinny some are less spinny I'm Vinny [Music] there's some good tricks all right daddy short legs is next it comes with with a text file that says don't eat soap soap is bad for you to eat it is good for washing your hands but very very bad for you to put in your mouth [Applause] [Music] some music it is it is music this is daddy short legs he is a spider he is going to have sex with his wife what he wanted to come prepared prepared so he googled spider sex rituals on the Internet's it was then he discovered that the female often eats the male after sex after his horrific discovery he decided to run away in search for love that doesn't want to chew through his carapace I just then saw a shadow on my wall or what I thought was a shadow and I thought it was a spider that's fine it's it wasn't that at all it wasn't they were just seeing things he decided to leave the forest the very same forest he had spent his whole life in he was scared of the terrors that awaited him well there's motivation here at least we know that daddy short legs wants to have sex with his wife which is good I mean there's good values there it's his wife it's not like bulk milk em I'd only pay who got her daddy short legs kind of sucks it's kind of kind of terrible at like anything this is a game maker game not it looks like a flash game but it's made in game maker good hit boxes I was hoping the angle for the game would be something like daddy short legs is a really self-conscious because the other daddies have the big legs the long ones but this one has the short one ones and like his quest is to get his legs better or something I hate this game by the way [Music] [Music] [Music] no it's just moving jump that's it oh man well there's there's an idol golden it kind of looks like the spider is getting like spiked I'm sorry I'll never say spike again on the stream I apologize [Music] oh I see what's going on here [Music] [Music] game video game the game this game that makes me feel like video games [Music] stop that stop that stuff this game is werewolves this isn't spiders it's werewolves I'm gonna Mario visits his great-uncle in the USSR too you Wow oh that is something else isn't it comrade you have to see up top like the window the persistence of memory to comprehend it all they see a fortune based like the Holy Spirit Who am I Who am I [Music] this land is devoid of life with my own Skyrim belongs to the Nords but the pain the pion is real the kid I don't know what the I'm doing am i God have I transcended knowing does this mean I cannot die then people said I had a bad French accent where did my great uncle go I miss him dearly our hope he is okay what happens when I close my eyes only one way to find out this is really a an atrocious accent yo you played this four years ago are you sure I played this four years ago I played Mario's time battle this is communist Mario - I don't I don't recall I replayed excuse me I've played Mario's time battle which is very similar-looking or maybe I played the first one sick hammers yo cool effect detroyed for good measure you played a communist Mario where you died if you collected coins oh this is kind of amazing good what brings you here whoa finally supporting Mother Russia you can't fool me I see the sick CCCP animals press whatever is mapped to botany what the heck am i exploding anyone's stomach ulcer yet [Music] whoa combo I mean it's kind of a cool concept it's not this is definitely not trash wort teen award in a while Star Wars sound if it isn't the little blob of good Gore material this is for big kids only [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] remember remembering well someone probably will have a clip of that if I could if I forget and need it our caves this is Pink Floyd music [Music] goodbye cruel world believe in here today just pitch down without comment I'd die of radiation no I think I'd I know what I died from yes I was about to die of radiation No [Music] [Music] this is what song is it it's one of my turns I believe in to the final song on the album or the halfway point it's the halfway point of the wall into goodbye cruel world yeah it's in a weird key okay it's not radiation it's just time [Music] up the platforming as much as such things can be helped really wow this actually really hurts to look at [Music] it's really cool what they did with the song [Music] even creepier than usual I am I really I'm gonna get fog muted I love it I love that I'm getting this it's there anybody out there he told me to be somebody with me now look at me becoming a communist I wish I could have been something pure something angelic but now it's all hopeless I am forced to fight but no matter what I made a promise I said that would take down wart in his revolution I said I would fight for Mother Russia and I am NOT a liar by God I am NOT a liar [Music] this is for you uncle is there anybody out there you is there anybody I'll [Music] [Applause] [Music] I guess back to this gran Kremlin palace Moscow March 11th 1985 oh my gosh really wasn't this music and Eyes Wide Shut I want to read with toadette to say now maybe not Eyes Wide Shut then something Kubrick used a lot of classical why would you know that because I watched Eyes Wide Shut well maybe it was in there I just want to see I killed toad before I could talk Barry Lyndon man that's a good movie if you don't fall asleep before it ends over to den Mario are you here I don't know how to say that are you here to speak to the new general secretary yeah this is definitely not trash I mean this is again more on this best side of the spectrum than the trash side easily so what a good use of Mario all-stars assets holy the including that dude on that painting there that was in Mario [Music] ah mario surprised to see me yes yes I am the new ruler of Russia ah but you may think all this cannot be but look here I am I bet you're fuming things will change here in the USSR that much I can guarantee you plumber but alas I must depart for important business I'll let one of my guests Entertain You Oh adios Maria Takayama Lang kaya dov'è I don't know how to set the watch guy well I don't know [Applause] [Music] Wow this game is legit I love it well I thought it glitched [Music] [Music] it's really hard to know this is really hard to hit the I mean this could be its own feature for a stream like this doesn't need to be in a collection this could have been its own thing that's me I bet you're wondering how I got here well it all started with a nuclear reactor [Music] this is very very very high incentive not to die yeah you can't skip that's a shame [Music] [Music] [Music] you can't have her while you're jumping which sucks you can only have her from the ground oh man I actually took damage for jumping into the explosion which actually makes sense surprise more video games won't do that [Music] Nightmare Realm hell March X 19 xx I mean sure this is definitely what I expected from the story just makes sense to go to hell sure Mario is the one that went to hell before he died let some Zelda rupees or maybe their opals I deserve this what [Applause] [Music] I wonder what this music is considering all the other familiar we've heard I wonder if it's just something super familiar slowed down that's not good enough Terminator music sounds likely this is worse than cuphead [Music] [Applause] I'm never gonna visit my great-uncle at this point what do you got here this place scares me comrade it's probably why Chancellor wor chose it to hide the burning booty I wonder if there's like a morality system I was gonna try to kill toad I realized I forgot to kill toad and I wanted to go like full like run I guess that was karma even just for thinking it please let it be enough please gonna call place Hell in a video game you could do a lot worse than this I want to eat the pan [Applause] let me eat the pant comrades I believe we're all suffering together yes it's not gonna be good it's not gonna be a good one it's not gonna be a good that's not good also that turtle was missing last time you noticed that turtle was not there last time [Applause] you still have a headache I open the stream with a headache it's still here tell you what this game is not helping the headache I'm worried about turtle combos with the hammer I get a turtle combo too high up that's good is good all thank you so much yeah this straight-up could have just been its own segment entirely you shouldn't have come here Mario you're doing an awful lot to impress your great-uncle it's no matter I to be blunt I killed him he was worthless just like the rest of your pathetic families you can't not backing down huh all right Plummer I'll kill you the same way I killed your great-uncle's lots of pain suffering fire [Music] [Music] very good I was really hoping I wouldn't have to do all that again warts regime has been overthrown that's good I guess I think this is Mario speaking things wouldn't won't ever be the same no his dictatorship may have been toppled but the damage has been done I'm sorry to my Russian audience you have my deepest apologies I could take it could take years before things could even be okay and now my great uncle he's based on Ono passing on his peaceful he was slaughtered by greed and hatred incarnate I'm moving back to Brooklyn to get peace of mind oh the the twist is Mario was never Russian I know it seems silly but being a plumber is fun that's the twist like the old days you know my brother said I could stay with him if I want to this is an interesting reality where Luigi is the breadwinner things will definitely change that's for sure hopefully 1985 will be a very quiet year for me [Music] michael jackson stranger in moscow i love the song [Music] oh oh it's 8-bit but with the vocals [Music] it's the sonic 3 remix I love it [Music] this is now my Canon prequel to Super Mario Brothers does it feel [Music] No [Music] was the mic still delayed yeah probably is still got a little bit of delay on it to the point where the vocals are a little bit off [Music] [Music] it's way less though [Music] [Music] that's a standout easily [Music] I mean that's just best there's no trash about it that's just best I love that there's gonna be trash there's gonna be some trash but that wasn't it how about Goldeneye PC 64 maybe this will be trash [Music] what [Music] [Music] I don't remember James Bond wearing a military uniform [Music] choking [Music] these poses you know what I promise I probably did like this one golden I first came out so I can't even talk [Music] the absolute unit oh wow okay what ninjas [Music] oh my god this is this a ppsh I don't recall pot James pond using a PPSh and fighting ninjas but this is clearly a superior version I need to lower the volume a bit because the yeah this gets loud very loud Wow oh this is this is wonderful [Music] there's an mp40 what is this it's like World War 2 weapon pack yeah as this James Bond World War 2 actually yo that would actually be kind of kind of cool I think the next James Bond movie should be a period piece like spy during World War two [Music] I mean listen bond has gone through different errors so why not why can't why can't pond gold back in time maybe we can have like a sass ins Creed James Bond and we can have him running around like like Egypt's and like empires and Roman never mind [Music] errors where'd you guys see errors there's no errors this is fine the jump sound effect is the knife throw sound effect from Goldeneye it's a good repurposing of an asset I said errors oh oh I meant IRA's [Music] Wow Wow look at all these free assets that one could download that we're hopefully not stolen I like this wall I like that wall yeah well we went straight from the best back to the trash so at least there's that wait that was only half the level though [Music] okay I have to see what the facility is like cannot silence the gun that's fine [Music] now we don't need the music it's fine just get rid of that oh okay those wandering holy this remix [Applause] [Music] an attempt was made whether or not it's an earnest attempt we'll never know Ernest goes to Soviet Russia I mean all the things are in the same spots I remember them they're just wide and like blocky almost as if pieced together in some kind of very basic first-person-shooter maker program now the main burn [Music] I am kind of impressed though I'm not I'm not totally like discounting what this could be or what this is especially if someone's like never made a game before or if they just threw something together an FPS creator oh my god no I hate it never mind three ninjas three ninjas [Music] [Music] okay I've had enough wait no I haven't had an off I really wanted to see that intro again that was a good intro those good ass intro is what that was okay I'm not going in any specific order other than whatever sounds good I might have played this one already but it's called pissing wait a minute now this isn't what I expected this is an RPG maker game called Mario pissing you know what it's better we don't know what this is just take your screenshots look at this absorb it use your imagination next is pipe you you know the game Mario pissing will never live up to the title I'm not worried about it not being safe I'm worried about it disappointing me nope nope not happening all right pipe doesn't work pasta master is next nope we're not doing it nope nope nope nope nope we're not doing Mario pissing [Music] can't capture this game nope I can't capture it you you didn't think I was going to you really didn't think I was gonna not do Mario pissing right this is a nice spot to take a piece i'ma take a piece the hell are you doing I'm taking a piece okay but why aren't you jumping at me that's what you're supposed to do I might put later no I'm a ahead of me you're supposed to jump at me okay then let me pull up on my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you maybe maybe are you out of your mind no jump on me now let me get my pants first Oh fine and then Mario jumped on the anime and they all lived happily ever after the end I told you I told you Chet your imagination could have gone wild you could have imagined the possibilities but instead I had to ruin it for you [Music] while pasta maker sounds amazing or master excuse me you [Music] [Music] I can't actually it's by the same dude who did revenge of the sunfish okay for pipe you have to hit are okay let me try the window software I have Mario pissing is based on a YouTube video okay I'll play pipe again let me just try pasta master because it needs it needs to be seen and I had a program that I was using to window stuff wnd something or other time to take a piss what the hell are you doing Tommy Wiseau does Mario that's what you're supposed to - I might do it later no I'm a enemy you're supposed to do the enemy donkey done let me pull off my pants second first and then maybe I'll jump on you maybe let me get my pants first fine and it just ends amazing you you forst's forcing win windowed windowed mode alt enter doesn't work I'm gonna try what was the name of that program someone in chat knows DX win Thank You DX wind no wonder I didn't find it after the old one and this may not even work either some of these games are stubborn and they don't like to be windowed it says download will start shortly even though there is no nothing downloading the xwm petite okay I have I haven't yet see here and I'm going to throw this thing and throw the pasta master in pasta master let's see if it works something's happening and my mouse is all up it's trying so hard you deserialize error to they will try pasta master again run in window ok deserialize error number 2 run you okay pasta master is not windowing properly even with some brute force not happening pasta virus exe trust me all right exit yeah forget about it pasta master exe has stopped working Wow to run that in like a virtual it looked good to pasta master looked there is a scene in pasta master in particular that looked choice there was a dog walking a naked man in the background it wasn't like dirty to the point where you know I would have gotten banned but just be aware that that was in the game okay what is this now this is pipe interesting [Music] [Music] that looks cool [Music] it's certainly a video game it plays well I'm a rod or perhaps I'm a pipe which the name of the game is indicative of [Music] I don't know I kind of looked more like a rod to me Ruby rhod call my mommy come up my man I gotta fight I'm ready to compute make the computations no computations are being made [Music] go in the dip go in the dip to meme [Music] you dip I have to like it's not working it is working just you need the sufficient amount of force to do so that was not very intuitive to figure out but kind of cool I guess in some ways okay so how the do I get through here I can't thrust fast enough not even with centuries of thrush behind me you need a pipe powerup okay there you go what's those extra thrust [Music] there's so many colors to choose from [Music] I'm gonna stop playing this though I actually like this I think it's really hypnotic and it's kind of fun to play too so again I will give this a recommendation for sure it's spelled pipe press are on the title screen [Music] please I want to stop playing it but I think I might almost be done yep I think I'm almost done let me let me just try on others there's more paths [Music] peipus pipe is sadness i definitely don't have enough thrust for this [Music] okay I got all but one piece that's what I was down there for but yeah okay cool next is Mario pissing dc's a nice spot to take a piece mi take a piece okay next is Kirby Vania well known you know what that sounds good taquito tower I teased earlier I want to see what that's about we'll get to the Kirby one in a bit I want to see what taquito is first don't forget to read the instructions dude is this burrito galaxy any have you seen the twitch homepage oh the thumbnail is amazing am i actually on the front page of twitch for some ungodly reason well not featured but let's see I want to see what my thumbnail is it it's just pipe was it Mario was it Mario pissing yes it was yes it was God to think about how many people were scrolling through and saw that brings joy to my life [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is this is something else man [Music] the music is legit dad's really good it's got like a rhythm component to it too [Applause] [Music] I don't really know what else to do aside from just fall through the floor over and over and over again Marie knows our health I thought you could throw them by night you just eat [Music] burrito galaxy 65 is the sequel yeah there was um I remember seeing burrito galaxy impacts one year mental mental okay next is I'm gonna try to mate o-town is this gonna be a fortnight game you nope not at all [Music] is wrong with my arm some potato chips and veggie chips energy bar blue water definitely a fan of the blue water gummy friends [Music] along them armas okay [Music] shredded cheese and carrot doughnuts that look like bagels bagels that look like doughnuts tomate pose man video games are just there's so much of it you know what I'm talking about you know what I'm saying sir oh is hungry wants a sweet roll or a carrot [Music] x-rated cheese leave the blooper in why not one minute shoppers effect all right wait a minute Shepherd yeah hi again so there's a problem with the credit card we gave you there's no money on it I'm sorry to do this to you again but could you just leave without pay yeah ah did I leave I skipped it my access pressing buttons to try to steal alright that was pretty great stupid very stupid but I enjoyed it this one's called don't get a virus which is just me every Sunday [Music] this is a full-screen game that works this is pretty much Joel's windows destructions isn't it let's chat you let's check Oh did you hear the news what news it looks so there's a new duty of call game cool okay I thought this was gonna be oh yeah [Music] free downloads dot-com huh some more Kevin MacLeod royalty-free music this guy is prolific [Music] [Music] okay cool that's good hi it's my Sartre [Music] alright never mind the video doesn't work [Music] hmm this internet sucks I got it here we go no viruses just click the button you'll get your free cup holy [Music] No No well well what do we have here before I forget click on the bubble or press Z to see my next message cliche introductions out of the way I'm here to take over your computer [Music] who the hell uses free downloads com anyways like how freakin stupid are you this shouldn't be too difficult then from this point forward this computer is my I don't even try fighting back on the strongest virus out there that's right a virus program created specifically to exploit you have morons like you and you're my next target you're dead kiddo scan scan that [Music] an anti-virus maybe you aren't so stupid after all you're still pretty stupid haha pathetic is that it is that all you've got this is amazing but that thing couldn't put a dent in me go ahead and try it you won't stop me position it below me and press spacebar go on do it Wow stronger than I thought but no match for me my turn now prepare yourself for my unimaginably destructive power also my giant battleship with multiple turrets [Music] what do you think I made myself from the numerous computers I've obliterated you won't stand a chance against these lasers they don't actually harm you they stall you leaving you helpless I take over green bullets drain your energy red ones drop the window mail ones make it making it move on its own they'll take me exactly five minutes to take over I'll put a timer on the bottom or something now it's time to get rickety riggityrekt son okay cannot shoot often [Music] charge is so slow [Music] oh my god [Music] much a little bit more I see them tentacles [Music] slowest shooter [Music] oh I know my ship I worked really hard on that it'll take ages to get all the parts again just still demolish your stupid computer I'll just have to do it the old-fashioned way this is really incredible the shooting is not my favorite what just as a concept this is cool [Music] oh no you beat me nobody stronger than me this is really what it's like what sounds like my microphone effects of God it hurts you just got lucky and you cheated cheater whatever you did it isn't fair you dick this is it over I'll still destroy you one day watch your back oh my god it hurts alright so much just stop it already do I get to play duty of call now yes yeah yeah give me that caucus huge make the penis very big the heat makes the penis into the big penis [Music] you [Music] surprise how do you do now let me tell you a story yes so it's traversing the internet and I found something neat a computer this very computer with its entire security system down that firewall was down the antivirus preoccupied so little old me just quietly slipped in during the battle that was quite a fight you put up the Rutan was pretty full of himself strongest virus huh yeah right chip was the only reason he could put up any fight at all you'd think you might use his smarts to do something interesting but no all he wanted was destruction that's stubborn fool sure destructions fun why not make a little money too after I make $500 that is what I in them got a multi test right it's not that hard to figure this stuff out I have to give that arrogant Punk some credit he didn't leave the door wide open for me it was oddly specific when explaining the fight sauce [Music] I'm not gonna baby you open your antivirus ransomware there it is fun better not disappoint me I want some action [Music] the more pop-ups that are open to more money and I wish I could just shoot faster [Music] holy [Music] I'm he has the high ground difficulty certainly ramped up [Music] yeah I can't say anything what am I supposed to do alright that's that's the end of that and I'll do one more cuz it's it's late it's time to go I'm gonna do Kirby Vania just because I I promised it that was cool it's definitely cool so far there hasn't been much trash [Music] this resolution is trash [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's awesome oh this is legit I can't see it but it's legit [Music] so the sub weapon is based on what enemy you suck otherwise you always have the weapon it really is the perfect mix of Castlevania Kirby I don't know how to speak the ability out so I can get another one though sorry I don't really have much to say kind of running out of steam here pretty quickly [Music] you know you can't you can't fly oh yes you can get a press up and then you can fly [Music] yeah plays well it really is an excellent game like I said the only issue I have with it is that the resolution is horrendous it's really really small [Music] sphynx we may have to find a different title for this feature for the part two I don't know how much more trash is in this pack but that's mostly not trash that was actually really good stuff most of it definitely worth playing and I'm still not even really halfway done with the games so yeah I think there needs to be a rebrand there's another Mario game in here too but I'll save that for next time and maybe next time I can get pasta power to work grab bag okay grab bags not a bad idea cool best the best and the worst that's not a bad idea let's check this one out DC's an Isis fault clearly this is the best game of the entire collection anyway thank you this was a little bit less of a train wreck than last Sunday stream but some people like the train wrecks some people prefer the train wrecks I'm done we're gonna take a look at the art I hope you enjoyed whatever was going on here soon you know I have so many corruptions so soon we'll do some of that I have the vine sauce planet coaster park I have more of this stuff I have more weird getting weird with it so I think there's enough for next week and you know what people have been sending in like I've been getting emails about different plugin plagues and some of them actually look legitimately interesting so plug-in plague maybe won't come back right away but at some point soon I'm probably gonna have more plug-in plays that are awful and maybe actually worth streaming

Channel: Vinesauce: The Full Sauce

Views: 238,595

Keywords: Vinesauce, Vinny, Best of Trash, PC, Windows, Gamejolt, Itch.io, Ascend, Attack of the Jar Jar Clones, Daddy Shortlegs, Communist Mario: Mario Visits His Great Uncle in the USSR 2, GoldenEye PC64, Mario Pissing, Pipe, TAQUITO TOWER: THE BURRITO GALAXY BEAN SAGA 30X6, I'll Take You To Tomato Town, Don't Get a Virus

Id: KavDkp1YZh0

Length: 94min 51sec (5691 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 05 2018