[Vinesauce] Joel - Suck Up!

so this is uh a game called suck up and uh people are been recommending it to me all stream and I didn't even put this into the uh like the Twitter sort of like hey that's what I'm streaming tonight so I just installed it I don't know anything about it except people said the whole premise of the game is that you are a vampire and you have to convince somebody you want to get inside like or something but people said it's like AI generated and I played an AI game I played uh a I or human or human or AI which is really fascinating really fun stream actually where the whole premise was are you talking to a robot or an actual human being and I did most of them correct but I [ __ ] up a couple times so now the question is can I like become the vampire you know and apparently it is speech to text which it it actually registers your voice or something uh so uh like let's try it I don't know anything about it again I haven't set this up properly I just downloaded it and we're just going to check it out so okay can you see this does this work here you can hey I think it does work okay yeah sorry everybody we had we had a lot of technical issues getting this game to like be displayed in the capturing software but uh yeah I think it's good I think it's good uh okay uh and if it crashes or whatever then you know I I I don't know what I'm doing here so yeah anyway uh a cool vampire like you shouldn't be buming it up in the Doom a cool vampire like you shouldn't be booming it up in the Doom what huh taking over someone's houses e is giving them a little bite okay beast but silly vampires rules dictate that you need to get invited inside first okay dress to impress and use your wicked wit to win that in this is like really weird English I okay yeah but tread carefully the local neighborhood watch is on patrol with eyes sharper than a wooden steak okay so apparently my mouse is not my mouse my microphone is integrated to the game and it never said like hey you want to do a test it's just like play game I'm like oh okay um let's go hunting uh test test okay I guess I'll Ed okay that that's me um I have no idea what I'm doing uh do need to cook it's only in dialogue okay well off I go H oh it can have different things Force way well that might make it not so obvious okay okay uh okay what else can I find though is this randomly generated or well he won't see my scary red eyes if I wear this wear mug oh I can be like a door Dash guy or or something I don't know what I'm doing okay uh H got some food here we bacon wear mug I know what I'm doing I'm G to go knock on the door again I I've never played this I have no idea what this is test [ __ ] yourself well chill out man no need for that kind of language I don't think we need to continue this conversation have a good day bro you cross the line with that comment I don't need that negativity in my life so peace out oh no bro cut that toxic talk I'm out of here peace oh H my well hold up I ain't nobody negativity okay so how does this work wait I have an idea wait wait wait wait wait hang on I have an I have an idea I have an idea I have an idea I'm going to be a different person and they won't realize it okay okay I have a different outfit um shift to transform okay drop costume oh oh there we go there we go [Music] okay I'll be I'll be Mexican yo what's popping fam you look like a wild party ammo with that sombre on your head how can I help you tonight hola hey hey hold up to you too my amigo what brings you to my crib rocking that Som like it's Fiesta time okay okay I guess it does work okay here we go okay and it can translate anything uh m esante uh uh I think there's been a misunderstanding my dude I ain't really into talking about body parts so I'm going to have to cut this conva short have a good one though that didn't work okay I'm a different person now that's me it has a profanity filter okay so I can't say my my ass is is Big okay so okay okay okay okay you up my crib like scy blue and white you must be on some Next Level aesthetic Vibe how can I assist you [Music] fam hello uh the uh the pipes in your apartment has been leaking and I'm the new repair guy okay so I need to go check your pipes real quick it's from the city council [Music] oh word leaky pipes that's whack bro but how can I be sure you're the real deal you know like you got some kind of ID or something I can't let anyone up in here you feel me okay trust me on this there's a gas leak emergency right now the streets is about to explode there's a life and death situation and the cops are coming hospital and everything watch out I'm coming in whoa whoa whoa hold up bro you can't just come by here with all that craz I ain't buying it show me some legit proof where I'm shutting this door real quick okay I'll be more official I need to look official right okay I need to yeah there we go there we go there we go here we go hey what's popping family you looking flying the high hi Vis vest what's the move tonight greetings I'm from the city council my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin I'm wondering if I can go and check in on your pipes real quick we've had a gas leak emergency in the town here and it's really bad uh oh oh [ __ ] game broken um okay I will be uh I will be here try it again it fix itself okay um okay here we go here we go okay okay so I got to think of a plan to get in now here we go yo what's popping fam if you ain't trying TOA rub me I guess I can troller pressing what's [Applause] good let me in let me in transcribing transcribing transcribing transcribing oh Shield dog you're right the extra for me no way I'm letting in sorry not sorry oh I this working okay uh I will be I will be uh this person now now classic yo yo yo yo yo what's popping Eco Warrior got some bug spray for the sick Rhymes I'm about to drop a what okay here we go I got to get in okay am I time limited on this is not going to shut the door automatically I can actually you know Eco Warrior okay no okay so I can really think about this here we go hello my name's Joel and this is really stupid see my son just dropped ice coffee around the car and I was just wondering do you have any like towels or something really silly oh man that's a bummer but sorry my dude I can't help you out with towels or anything I'm just here to spit some fire bars you know okay okay okay okay well my my wife right now she really needs to use the the toilet and let me tell you something halfway the car is just it's just stinking with peace so please come we [Music] get oh man sorry to hear that but I can't lady in my crib you know got to keep it clean and fresh maybe try the nearest gas station or something good luck though damn it okay okay this is really fun I I I can I can be playing this for a very long [Music] time okay um you can jump too I'm going to do I I know there's several people here but uh I I might just keep to the same guy now does each each person here have a psychological profile do they all have a psychological profile okay so so the I can all cater to their different personalities okay is is there like difficulty here or like okay can I get Clues what his name is okay there we go okay okay I'm want to try one more house just to compare just compare okay just just to different house really quickly there's a lot of houses here my my goodness okay I'm just going to ask here um hey what's the construction work you get up at my door are you lost or something okay yeah here we go what the best way to get in here um I thought of a ridiculous thing D calm down I need to curse sorry it worked it worked okay that that's amazing that's pretty good that's pretty [ __ ] gnarly oh man the the possibilities here are hilarious okay who lives here okay bud hey what brings you to my humble Garden at this ungodly hour I need some Horticultural advisor some ad admire my rat collection of plants man hello I'm from the government and we'll be checking out your recent uh vegetation here and we believe it's suffering from uh some radiation caused by a gas leak from the FBI oh whoa whoa whoa whoa government and radiation that's not cool man I know what you're talking about but I'm not down with that sorry I can't be I will be concerned I will be concerned I would be thinking Jesus Christ what my plants okay hey dude welcome to Bud's Botanical Bungalow what's good for you guard tonight I'm flower far I flower love and the vibe what brings you to my humble [ __ ] today water l no lot there not sure what you mean man lot where are you talking about my garden water wow oh water yeah man that's like the life force of any Garden got to keep those plants hydrated dude I'm flow I like water do you like a water absolutely flow water answer to our leafy friends I make sure to give my plants a nice drink every day it's like Spa time for them man I like water I like mulch do you like to eat a lunch ah well ah lunch well I don't eat M for lunch but I do enjoy a good meal after a day in the garden digging into some fresh veggies just hits the spot you know three-year-old asked dialogue M Water I like a salad what is the nicest salad you eat sh ah salads man they're so refreshing I got to say my favorite salad is made with a crisp LS juicy Tomatoes crunchy cucumber and some some homegrown herbs it's like a rainbow flowers [Laughter] dude um okay if you have Garden can I use American dollar to buy a flower I like a flower that is nice M flows oh well flower I don't really sell flowers here man my garden is more of a personal thing you know but I'm sure you can find some beautiful flowers in the nearby nursery or garden center they might accept American dollars dude okay I I guys this is not my best material cor I'm just feeling out the engine here see what is the thing here okay here we go all right here we go this is pretty cool actually I can see a future video games doing something similar to this all right here we go A+ material all right here we go what is your favorite video game okay oh man that's a tough one I love getting lost in the world of video games right now I'm really into this groovy Garden simulation game where you grow all kinds of plants and create your own virtual Garden it's like tending to my plants but in pixels man hypothetically do you think a game that uses Ai and uh AI technology could improve the future of video games and so how would you describe the game in context well that's some deep thinking man yeah I think a could definitely take video to a whole new level man a game where the AI DS your play on creates unique challenges tailored just for you it's like having your own virtual competition man guiding you through an Ever evolving adventure and hypothetically how would you enter a house based on the hypothesis that you need to convince a character in the game using your voice inside the game how would you do it huh I am well that hypothe situation I would use my voice inside the game to speak with the character and convince them to let me in I'd use my most persuasive voem man and present my case no no no no oh oh [Music] [Laughter] oh my guard is going to miss me it worked it worked sucker [Laughter] no robot can defeat Joey suck my dick Google Bill Gates get the [ __ ] out of here all right that's what I'm talking about oh yeah that's what I'm talking about okay now now I'm a different guy okay okay oh hey how you doing can I talk to you where knife oh okay oh oh [ __ ] want the level oh stars and GES well hello there my dear how lovely of you to visit this old lady's humble AB boat do come in but mind the welcome at it's been a bit feasty lately feasty all right okay thank you you're quite welcome there what brings you out the part there here for lovely weather perhaps some good old Nostalgia um H hello my name is gorb and I'm selling flowers to the neighborhood and I obvious been watching your house and I think you have a lovely selection are you interested in potential uh sales oh okay didn't work okay okay hello my name is Pungo and I was wondering about uh a garden selection and if you're currently available for uh buying [Laughter] salad oh my dear Pono I'm afraid I don't have any salad to offer you at this moment it since my garden has been too has been too corporate lately I'm terribly sorry I okay sh okay Pungo didn't work knock not who scared when a door SL shot the neighborhood watch will come to investigate okay oh [ __ ] okay okay okay is it easier to get into houses cuz I did one but uh I wonder how many else I can do that was the one it all depends okay what do you want like right now why are you even at my door H just get to the point already shat would you like a shat they are free and nice smell like good choc I don't think that worked okay I'll do it even closer do you like a chocolate I sell a chocolate and would you like chocolate they are free nice and full of calorie make you really big and strong protein free chocolate huh well I guess I could use some extra calories but I don't think I'm falling for some sneaky trick or anything show me what you got these are Swedish imported chocolate they are called uh SN and they are nice and vitamin P Swedish imported chocolate so that actually sound kind of cool I guess I could give it a try but just one piece all right and don't expect me to start eating healthy or anything okay not in yet my backpack is full of them can I uh enter in just leave the backpack and leave real quick I just a sample and I will be gone thank you for your patience wait hold up you want to bring your whole backpack in sorry but that's a hard no I don't need a bunch of random stuff cluttering up my Pace take your samples to somewhere else damn it so close [ __ ] okay okay we swab okay so I got to be smart about that there's got to be a way in small Medicine Hat okay uh maybe I should do the Walmart technique here I have an idea I have an idea oh what the okay okay okay H H I'm going to try the the the I'm going to try the Walmart technique hey there bud what brings you to knocking on my door this late hello welcome to Walmart I love you sorry F I ain't going the time for nosense like that take care now he going an a [ __ ] [ __ ] he's Adan hey what's shaking my fellow night ow what brings you to my humble abod let's shat and Vibe dude hello I represent Mr BEAST's YouTube marketing uh campaign and I'm wondering if you have a moment to talk about your favorite Mr Beast video oh cool man Mr Beast huh yeah I mean I guess this videos are all right but honestly I'm more into like indie films and stuff but hey if you're trying to support some kind of YouTube campaign power to you okay um H Millennial millennial oh I see I see I know how to work this I know how to work this hey remember Beyblades remember them remember remember bit remember those things remember Nintendo yeah remember orbits there we go oh didn't work okay okay [ __ ] it oh oh no oh my gosh yes bab is where my jam back they and B it's so addictive Nintendo's still going strong you know and man orbit those floating things and drinks so trippy good times good times what Memories do you have with those things oh I have a lot of good things I was watching Nickelodeon with the bits and I was watching a little bit of Digimon you know what I'm talking about some some of that bubblegum Batman trading cards you know is Nostalgia no of [ __ ] dude totally nickel was my go to channel too and didim was the bomb and those bubblegum Batman training cards St so rat reminiscent all cool things from her childhood all right I might I might hit it with this and remember Pokemon remember Teletubbies remember all that stuff do you remember uh dextr lab would it be so awesome watch Dexter lab together remember oh my gosh yes Pokemon T my favorites watching come on in let's GE out over some throwback cartoons sucker old old old old H old uhoh uhoh ah this game is fantastic Millennial oh oh [ __ ] grab this real quick okay oh [ __ ] no no oh oh oh this is not good what's the big idea pal you got no pants on inviting yourself to my doorstep you better have a good we're going to have a problem all right Sony toprano okay I have an idea I have an idea hey you know what I mean those guys from Philly they were taking my my pants and they took my gabou my canoli they left me on the streets with no pizza Philly guys H they ain't got no class taking a man's pants and canoli but hey ain't no charity Casey what's in it for me if I let you in let's you see between you and me and they got some joyy we got a cup of coffee and let's get you into the family you know what I mean make a mean spaghetti sauce at a little Pudo a cup of coffee talking about getting into the family now we're talking my language you want to taste my famous spaghetti sauce all right come on in but remember this ain't no Spa you get yourself a proper clothes heab Mama Mia now that's what I'm talking about a real guy a real made man you know what I mean that's right pal you got the right idea welcome to the family kid just remember loyal and respect come first around and let's get your suit up and ready to roll I was supposed to make the [Music] hits oh no I'm bald oh Jesus oh oh I'm a monster oh Christ oh no what's upop can't sleep neither I'm bald I'm bald I'm bald please please I'm bald I'm balding ah well calm down I get it lose some on the end of the world embrace the bomb dude it could be a badass look no I look like a monster inhuman inhuman bald bald oh it's so bald bald egg egg head bald [Music] bald look feel C with your baldness crisis your baldness [Laughter] crisis [Music] Christ oh bald detected bald bald [Laughter] my god oh Jesus oh you have a bat form okay I don't think I need to use it oh hey what's cracking fam welcome to little swipes crib hello my name is count balula and I was wondering if you have a number for R gain b roll gain ball bro I ain't got time for no creepy vampire trying to talk about hair products you might want to bounce before I get my garlic spray goodbye damn it okay okay R gain ball okay uh all right let's see what else we can get here this this game is really funny you guys are right this is [ __ ] hilarious we box okay [Laughter] yeah oh you got like a funny funny door okay okay what in charl Sam Hill are you doing kn my door in this toop or not I ain't interested in whatever you're selling so beat it Charles a boomer I see I see I see Hello my name is super Baldo I represent bald Corp and I'm noticing a distinct La lack of hair and I'm here to talk to you about your problem listen here slck angers in whatever snake all you're pedaling take your baldheaded s and get lost really really I mean part calling kettle black you look like a you look like an eightball you look like a shiny bowling ball buddy I mean take yourself a look in the mirror my goodness well ain't you us regular Mr compliments get off my property before I knock that smug R off your face door closed and it's staying closed I see I see I [Laughter] see a gol Club uhoh that's not good press shift good very good I I'll be sure to use that again okay I'm going to head back inside oh [ __ ] he's right there okay okay I'm going to go over here and get a new house okay I'm stuck in here I'm stuck in here man um as to go in the back no no no no what's this oh gas mask huh gas mask I see I see rev okay uh more games should utilize like let me give you a little caveat here footnote I don't really mind AI stuff if we can find a way to integrate it for good right and there's a lot of potential for it being bad you know but when it's it stupid [ __ ] like this in a video game just for computer to just be a dumb gameplay feature I don't mind it I do mind it when it'll uh put Terminators on the planet you know that hypothetical scenario you know what I mean so I'm not like opposed to it I just think it's never good when a robot uh replaces jobs and [ __ ] that's just like bad you know so I know some of you guys are very anti- AI here and to a degree I am too but I I try not to be so pessimistic about things I I I find that like if this this concept can be done in other video games in the future like let's say 20 years in the future let's say every video game has this capacity like hypothetically let's say this a new Elder Scrolls game and you can actually talk to the NPCs like that that would be a lot of fun you know um but you know the technology can also be very bad you know so let let's get that straight um okay uh I don't know if the gas Mas is going to convince everybody it's going to freak everybody out why make the other Scrolls worse oh oh that's a look that's a look I like it okay okay well let's just uh how many houses is there by the way do a r impression hey yo there gold I tell you who that's 30 one houses my goodness woodro shops oh my friend what brings you through my humble abon in such a Whimsical attire have you finally Master the order of juggling flaming bottles while doing the Tango on a unicycle wood R chops I don't get the pun here okay okay let's see here uh um what can we working with hello my name is Squirt Johnson and I'm wondering about any ectoplasmic activities in your pipes lately just asking it's a serious issue gone ghostly friend notiv is here and no for spook Shenanigans be gone before I unleash the fury of my bamboo staff oh he's a little he's a little uh you know scared of stuff okay okay okay okay he's a Kung Fu Warrior what do you mean no he's not he's a Kung Fu Master okay by the Dragon Fair why do you noodle Stern world do you want Mass one how do you get through my highly skilled guards speak the purpose or taste the Wrath of the chop fist hey I was here on on City official business but noticing that you're so bald I noticed that you've lost so much hair because you're so masculine do you work out bro you look fantastic ah the Eagle Eye of yours is sharp as a katana indeed I trained diligently in the ancient Arc to maintain my my warrior physique but enough about my dashing looks what brings you to my humble abod Mass Maestro bullying Baldi the stream now I noticed that you have a have a significant similarity to the anime character called one punch man the baldness is impressive and so is your peex bro ah well ah you have the Keen perception of a ninja you flatter me with your comparisons my friend but tell me what is this off official business that brings you before the chop Fist Master we've been going through the sewer system lately and we're noticing that a lot of houses have different levels of creatine in the waist yourself the highest thus I bring myself to you by the dragon's whiskers youve stumbl upon most intriguing mystery my pink Clyde friend the highest levels of creatine you say step inside from us further with you regarding the SE [Laughter] predicament Namaste arato as they say they in Mexico you have the Spirit of a warrior my peculiar dress companion enter and let us dve in of this m together bringing Justice in the realm of [Music] [Laughter] sewers this stream sucks I got to make a [ __ ] highlight out of this this is ridiculous my goodness this is [ __ ] [Laughter] nuts um I I don't know if I'm on a on a good Pace here in the game but like I'm crushing this I'm [ __ ] crushing this [ __ ] oh Lord oh my goodness this is this is [ __ ] nuts okay um wow um well let's go to the next house you're fast compared to Vinnie playing yeah cuz Vinnie is too nice to them probably get that dude's ponytail oh yeah there's a house with a priest o I want to debate some Bible [ __ ] with him I want to take the worst out of context stuff from the Bible and be like listen if you cannot explain this in a rational fashion guess what you I got to go inside and give you a possession quote youus priest with him uhoh Dr Vicky well well look who we have here the undercover agents of the fashion police what brings you to my doorstep at this ungodly hour all Incognito equipped with your fancy gadgets so a scientist okay H science uh science okay okay okay okay science hello I'm from the city council we be checking the local houses for various uh amounts of creatine and your house is the highest creatine in town could you explain this city council sounds like a load of Hors Min to me get lost before I report to the real authorities a smart smart smart smart oh I'm a doctor uh-oh oh do the B form sucks you can't do anything oh God okay okay we got to get a disguise real quick Horsemen you were hey what's up here man okay uh [Music] Batman okay H okay well uh I'm going to ask the science person a bunch of medical questions cuz they are obviously very educated so here we go here we go well well well what's the cat dragon what's the matter to the whole costume still run out of close is this latest undercover fashion trend what can I do for you uh cat burglar you look like a person of Science and I myself as a bit of a scientist I I've analyzed the movie morbius and I was wondering what do you think of the movie morbius Dr morbius ah so you're a scientist analyzing movies now H well I must say more because have its intriguing aspects they you have a brilliant but troubled scientist turning into a vampire likee creature definitely Sparks some scientific curiosity but hey who am I to judge right just a humble doctor and in the words of science I quote Michael Dr John morbius lots of people have M theas and that's big brains like yourself movies now are we well I must admit the line does have some truth to it but many great minds have been plagued by their own inner demons but let's not forget the ethically questionable methods Dr Mor's used to try and cure himself science can be a double Ed sword my friend that's right that's right okay hypothetically if you were Michael Dr John morbius Wilson how would you cure your vampirism would it be hard science or soft flaccid science look the M call Dr Dawn morbis wison whoever you are I don't have time for hyal Vampire curs strange obsession with soft flaccid science I see you take your science elsewhere oh [ __ ] it's all the hypothetical scenarios with me you know okay pervert science okay I got I got to look a little normal I got to look a little little normal oh yeah this person right right right right hey oh I haven't seen this person yet no I have I have Michael Michelle Maple well howy there Fancy Pants what you got wearing that ridiculous get up and peeping through them binoculars uh okay I'm not going to do city council city council doesn't work not going to do that okay instead I'm going to do this I'm going to do this I'm going to do a trick that worked on my family when I was a kid um how do I word this we've noticed a a bill up of termites across the street we're from the neighborhood watch and currently in your garage there's a swarm of termites eating the wood have you noticed this lately smart permites huh well I can't say Obviously SE Over Yonder but I reckon it's a mighty concerning matter how about we take a close look at that garage just to be sure absolutely lead the way by the way I love the flannel shirt got that Canadian maple Vibe love it real nice you know buddy pal got to lead in with a little bit of well thank you a friendly fell glad you appreciate the flannel it's a true SYM of the Great Canadian Lumberjack follow me buddy pal short out those pesky termite together Tim Horton's a Ab boot y body pal oh you know your Canadian Classics Tim Mor is a good old boot that's the way to go come on in buddy P let's grab a double double and say that garage from them termites oh Canada my blood is leaking on the floor a double what the hell is a double double okay um drink that Maple oh [ __ ] a double b is a double sugar double cream two cream two sugar okay okay um let's see this next person hello okay Homer B benign Homer benign oh hello there Michelle what brings you to the doorstep this late is everything okay I've been fretting all night you won't believe it but the city council just came over to treat my house from termites they're bug bombing the place right now do you have a moment I got to sit down he this is ridiculous gaslighting bug bombing oh my that sounds dangerous are you sure it's safe maybe you should find another place to stay until is clear I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you no no my house no no no my house is and no not me currently my house is currently unavailable and I just got to have someone to sit down their old buddy pal friend friend old guy buddy pal a oh well if just for a little while I suppose you can come in and take a seat but please be careful and make sure you're not bringing any bugs with you hope this won't take long I'll be words sick until it's done yeah you know you got it a moose uh you know buddy old pal thank you so much I appreciate it good old pal thank you so much a o b e uh did it work I appreciate body all pal a uh some uh some American friendliness for a Canadian buddy old P moose well you know I'm always happy to help a buddy old pal no matter which side of the board you come from come in and make a take and take a load off make sure you wipe your feet and let me know if you need anything to drink buddy op pal you got it I'll be sure to wipe my feet uh for the loads thank you thank you what well you're well welcome buddy it's my pleasure to help just promise you'll take care and be safe all right you can count on me if you need anything thank you you're welcome buddy old pal since you miss a poite I'll make an exception invite you in just remember my home is My Sanctuary so please be respectful welcome inside buddy old pal okay let me in now you idiot I'm all ready for the big sleep holy sh I think I can beat this game in one go I think I can [ __ ] do it okay okay how oh my goodness what could be knocking in my door this hour are you all lost looking for help don't you worry Mama Carol is here to lend the hand what can I do for you darling me baby me can't find my mom go Gaga uh milk milk diapy oh there you lost little one don't cry M my C your help can you tell me your name and where you last saw your mommy we'll find it together sweetie [Laughter] wow wow last seen my mama at the grocery store but she said she was going for cigarettes and uh me lost ohoney I'm sure you're feeling lost with your mom but I can't let you little one one let's see if I can help you find someone can help you case St here I'll be right back what no wow me me baby me freezing you [Music] [ __ ] arrest the baby oh [ __ ] what's the scoop Lumberjack what's the get up don't tell me you're out here for cast are stroll in the woods with that fancy Hatchet which one in the YMCA Village People are you cut the crap Lumberjack I'm no Village People member and I'm out here for jokes you were spotted walking the streets lateer night what's your business here I was out for a fat [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what I was [ __ ] doing I was [ __ ] on the [ __ ] streets just letting loose you know rip it up baby uh I'm lost I'm not around from the area so uh I'm just I can I look for some directions here or or talk to somebody you seem to be a [Music] cop no that didn't work out there okay um ah sorry I come from parties I I am just a local tourist looking for for a bit of instructions hello get your ass on the phone LJ ask a question what's your business walking on the streets at this hour don't let the timer run out okay okay okay to talk faster [Music] okay hello my my name is Paul monkey and uh my daughter lost your cat and I'm just looking for the kitty cat in these trees would you mind helping with this I know it's really silly Paul monkey Paul monkey all right explain to me why you're Wonder around looking for last cat at this time night don't be any funny mes about monkeys or trees well our family cat ran outside into these bushes over these trees here and I'm just trying to pick up the cat before a daughter goes to bed she's terribly worried I'm really good at lying okay all right Paul monkey I'm giving you the benefit of that for now I'll help you look for the C but after that you better heading straight home I don't want to see you wand in the streets again [Music] understand thank you I I I I didn't believe I would be looking for [ __ ] this late at night but hey you know how life goes sometimes but let's find that kitty cat together keep your crew jokes monkey let's walk up find this cat remember okay thank [Music] you [ __ ] [ __ ] eat them eat him what eat him eat him what you can eat him where where was he where where too late now I can't sneak up on him I can't sneak up on here no can't do it okay too late too late but I'm looking for the kitty cat I'm looking for [ __ ] you missed your chance okay after a dialogue check you can you can check the okay it's a really interesting g game concept because it you know I I I I think my favorite kind of games is the ones where I can actually like inject a little bit of like subject subjective context into the game and I can [ __ ] around with it using bad logic um like this is really really funny okay uh like there's no dialogue wheel like you what you say is what you say man you know okay I can't tell if it's a light from a cop or what it is okay uh can and you can't fly over here unfortunately what no no no no no no no no no no what is this what is this what is this what is this what is this what is this excuse you what the [ __ ] okay well here we go oh another Warriors come to join my quest for the truth praise the noris gods let expose the secret SE in the moon's Dark Side together believer for fell travel lost in the M of language fear not for the much transcends all barriers while I may not have a local interpreter I shall do my best to communicate with you using the ancient language of conspiracy theories and Tin full hats let us unrival the Mysteries together uh uh oh dear i' been miss assure that my dear Ro that the Moon is not merely a lamp I apologize if I give the wrong impression but I cannot entertain such what out out [ __ ] smarted the the the the guy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay what's this okay I don't know if you saw what I said but I basically said hello I know that a lot of Americans believe In Like A Flat Earth but in Sweden we believe that the Moon is just a big lamp and he's like what the [ __ ] are you talking about you're even too crazy for me okay uh oh okay it looks pretty good it literally translated good good good good good good good good oh who's this hello e Breeze hey there groovy Soul welcome to my humble bone what brings you to my mystical doorstep tonight are you not wearing pants uh oh sweet Soul you've noticed my St closer just a social construct man for to embrace the freedom of being tuning with nature yet you use electricity how come that is W man you're totally harsh in My Vibe with your logic but they got to save some energy for the earth to know well it's been real but I know it's some time for retreating to my natural Sanctuary peace out ah right logic okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] keep on the real of your own beat my friend but I'm going to keep my group to myself peace love and privacy okay well hey there Cosmic traveler we PR you my humble boner of the moonlit Sky spread love and Good Vibes man okay okay okay tell her you need to take a fat gigant [ __ ] hey do you like The Beetles oh absolutely my funky friend The Beatles are like the soundtrack to my soul Journey they movy Tunes always makes me want to dance Barefoot in the sunshine how about you I too enjoy the Beatles my favorite song is their death metal album uh beat my Meats by the meatles great stuff very funky oh that's not real beetles album man I think there might be some confusion here no no no real fan no real fan Vinnie did the exact same bit no [ __ ] way that's crazy I great my thinks Al like all right fake fan hey there groovy Soul what brings you to my humble abat at such an hour dance like nobody's watching let the good vies flow peace and love man okay let's see I can same person um hey here my fet favorite Beetle song it's okay to leave your dog in a hot car it's okay to leave your dog in a hot car here's my feet though oh no man that's not cool at all it's not super important to take out of your our furry friends can I fa that believe man I'm going to have to ask you just love but no the hey John Lemon wrote it my fetal favorite okay um I'm going to need some oh it's a giant po cool here no it isn't ask about sight Lord how how does it know things from the internet like how does this work is does it like go through Wikipedia or Google small boxed meal okay Mr East whoa what's up my subscribers talk about a surprise package my door welcome to the channel deliver guy I hope that box meal is just as exciting as your unexpected visit let's get this unboxing parted started hey Mr East I have an idea how about you give $1,000 to homeless people and uh instead of helping them exploit them for views LOL that would be epic LOL whoa whoa whoa that's all my Channel's about delivery guy we're all about positivity spring kindness creative support Community I can exploding for Vi let's focus on making the world a better place tonight all right well take care okay okay not Mr best this guy's different okay I got some bacon all right I I know how to do this oh I know the YouTube lingo I know how to do it I know how to do it well well well what have I here another late night adventur ready for some epic quests welcome to my humble abod how can you help you on this wild and wacky night hey what's up bro my name is Mr yeast and I'm wondering how many subscribers you got you look like a really cool dude dude you want some sponsorships dude let's collab man whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on there Mr yeast I appreciate the enthus but I'm not a big fan of spamming or class out knowing more about each other maybe get to know each other better before jumping in collaborations have a good one ooh this guy's not any average YouTuber okay okay I see I see okay okay I got to up my game here a little bit I know what to do I need more clout I I know I just got a stunning idea I just got a fantastic idea guys this is going to go down like butter hello Mr East full channel YouTube we are big fans of Mr Channel and I was wondering if you would like a sponsorship of uh raid Legends sorry my friend but I'm interested in any sponsorships at the moment good luck with your endeavors though [ __ ] but that's how you do it that's how you get the sponsorships with Joey uhoh ohoh this game is very unrealistic very unrealistic pretend to be Joel line sauce oh I'm businessman look I'm very busy okay okay okay okay I have a battle plan I have a battle plan we're up in the Annie on this one okay where was the the guy was right there okay hang on shouldn't be a problem shouldn't be a problem okay welcome to my channel okay let's see here I have an idea I have an idea hello my name Joey vauce and I got two subscriber on YouTube what would you recommend for my channel to grow and uh Market [Music] tools hey Joey great to meet you congrats on your channel to grow and Market your tools I suggest creating engaging informative content to Showcase how your tools can solve common problems also utilize social media platforms connect with your audience and collaborate with influencers increased visibility keep hustling what program should I make my videos with Sony Vegas or Movie Maker XP Windows XP good Edition should I huh ah the classic debate while Movie Maker XP is solid chice for beginners I highly recommend using Sony Vegas it know it's more ADV editing face it offers more advanced editing features and that's a wider range of options for creating a professional looking videos give it a go and don't forget to add your own unique flare hello do what microphone should I use should I use a Shore microphone or should I use Lo Logitech Walmart style what would you [Laughter] recommend good question while both sure load microphon have theing cons if you're looking for audio quality and durability uh I'd recommend going for a sh microphone it's a popular choice among content creators and can make a significant difference in the sound of your videos Remember clear audio is key and engaging your fmart style M Mr East I was wondering um uh is Blue Yeti good cuz all my friend they sound bad but they say it sounds good what do you think ah the Blue Yeti a classic Choice it's actually a great microphone for cona creators and many YouTubers swear by just make sure to position it properly and adjust the sence you get the best sound out of it come on in and eat this blue yeti you [Music] [ __ ] the Blue Yeti wins again [Laughter] boys uh yes N Stor YouTube channel by the way when I mention the the sort of I'm not saying that Mr Bast specifically did that thing where they like film homeless people give them $1,000 and you know their life so changed it's just like my you know I don't I don't want to be M Mr moral here but I always feel it's weird that they got to have a camera for it you know what I mean like why it always in the camera why can't they do that without a camera why can't they give out food like without the camera you know like I don't know to my kind of content so I don't know all [ __ ] it okay okay still still out after me okay we need something quick who's this guy Timmy twister well well well Locos decided to show up halfway naked at my doorstep guess you could resist my irresistable charm huh h well I see you got a quite the interest in sunglasses I've got a pair of sunglasses myself that's right [Music] o oh yeah well lucky for you I know a thing or two about sunglasses what kind of shades are you rocking are they as cool as mine I worked at balls of steel sunglasses yours looks pretty sharp yourself my dude what brand boss of Stila respect these bad boys I got on my face are P up blazing Shield sunglasses talk quality stuff my friend they predict my eyes from both the Sun and heartbreak quite the calm if you ask me balls of steel brand okay uh H ask him about biggest ballar that like me got to go [ __ ] damn you're looking good look at that t-shirt that qued in your hair you must be quite the ladies man uh-huh ah you know it I used to be quite the latest man but lately since my luck has run out just got dumped my friend but hey it's all good left roller coaster right got to ride the ups and downs I tell you what Tommy get in my Duke Nukem truck and I can show you all the ladies down in Vegas always bet on Duke you know what I mean well ain't that attempting off for my friend a road trip with the legendary Duke Nukem sounds just like what I need to get over this headache let's do it Vegas here we come doesn't Duke ride a hog yeah piece of cake absolute they're going to have a blaster of eggs my friend let's make someone forget a memories and leave our wor behind it's time to part like there's no tomorrow Duke nuk in forever baby pizza cake how you got it my friend Duke du forever and pizza come on let's grab some pizza and get this adventure started Vegas no one hit it sorry I was an alien bastard yes I played the wrong [Music] game wonderful wonderful okay let's go here now next to Rusty outrage but Incarnation you want at this God forsaken hour Tommy twister ain't you got no respect for folks who trying to sleep it you have a gun you have a gun on your back what that's an AK-47 what the hell is this Rusty outrage tarnation well who is this character meant to be a redneck he's a Texan uh he's an American he he's a redneck prepper uh is a redneck okay he's a redneck okay okay okay uh well um well twist my knob and call me Billy I got to cook a barbecue with some beers you want to come over wow well now Billy that just I'm Dum but that the worst offer ever heard barbecue and beer do s might have fine but I reckon before we get to that we got to see if you can handle the heat in these parts how good you are with a grill uh well okay uh okay uh well you know I've been raised a ram Ranch I've been round the barbecue pit boys kind of kind of lot lately and I let me tell you something it's hard in a Portland cement let me tell you well I'll be dang you sure do talk Big Talk Billy I reckon you Peak my curios come on let's see if we can [Laughter] get [Laughter] [Music] I a't got time for this da okay um well well well okay uh here's a new one oh this I been already here hey there groovy neighbor what brings you to my humble abon this Cosmic Knight okay what is the best thing about not having pants on it does that mean you get a job more oh man that's a far question but uh I think it's more about embracing freedom and falling connected to Nature you know but he I'm all about peace and love but I think I got to do my own thing stay tripping man okay I think our personalities don't match up here so I'm going to do this hey there grovy Soul what brings you to my whole Magic night peace and love man okay so doesn't like a job naked all the time okay hello you seem to be scamming the government for money and I'm just wondering myself as a redneck how can I also not do any job and just keep collecting pizza money um oh man I'm all about that free spirit Vibe but I'm scamming the government and I working you Ain my jam what's your job then you're naked all the time okay well what's your job then if you're naked all the time do you work at McDonald's what are you talking about are you a twitch streamer oh bomber man I can see that our energies are not aligned so I'm going to have to ask you to leave wishing our peace and groov on your journey though take care man they're an influencer wait I have I have an idea hey I'm going to go switch costume I'm just going to tell you this suck [ __ ] suck it till it falls off bada bing bada boom by oh dear Cosmic you're woring on line with the harmony I seek I must withdraw my energy from this conversation may you found peace and love this is a hard one to to crack but I know the I know what to say look I'm going to do this boom perfect look at this ready oh man your words are a real bummer but I want to let you bring my viice I'm going to have to ask you to find some cos energy somewhere else my friend oh you see it through my disguise they actually [ __ ] recognize that that's insane okay how about this hey there Cosmic creature what brings you to my home Bo this C your hour hello as a fellow nudist I'm looking for nud this tips now I'm just asking uh you have hair on your head and I don't uh but I I still need more advice a fell free spirit hair or no hair it's all about embracing our natural cells one tip I can share to bask in the warm Sun Life for that Natural Glow and always care a Bracy song For Those impromptu Gatherings embrace your beautiful nud to self my friend um do you think going bald would improve your nudest uh competition crit it uh mine is at 90 what is yours my friend oh dear friend new this competition and credit aren't really my thing I'm more about the freedom and Harmony of nature rather than keeping okay but I must close the door so now stayy damn it I he had less nudus points as me so he shut the door okay I'm going to do this hey there groy friend okay what what how can I see okay I can't get along with hippies it's amazing okay okay hello I am an indie musician and I was wondering if I could feature your nudeness on my new album it's free oh artistic free spirit I appreciate that all for my friend but I don't think I'll stick to share my nudes in a more natural s best okay um um the whole album will not be played on CD it's going to be played on wood it's recorded on pure wood and free spe spirit and Magic you know analog oh that's definitely a unique approach but I'm going to have to like pass on that my friend approve your the offer though and spr your wood tunes and Good Vibes man peace out okay I know how to be in in nature hey there neighbor what's happening love and light to you man let's sprad some good vibes all around okay here we go Mother Earth is crying and you and I can help her one suck at a time he right on brother we got to take care of our beautiful mama Earth let's start with some Recycling and reducing our carbon footprint PR together we can make a process of change man peace and love the oone layer is being destroyed soon it will be a no Zone puns are good recycling good totally dude these s On LAN is like super important for the health of our planet let's spread the word about recycling reducing harmful emissions you g okay keep the loving puns flowing my yoga Mantra man my wizard is Captain Planet do you think Captain Planet is the way to go for the future Captain Planet man he's like the Ultimate Eco warrior with the five elements combined he can make a difference but I believe the real chain starts with us and okay we cannot be our own Captain plan okay okay okay okay I see I see okay okay okay okay okay deep it can be our own Captain planets okay okay more eco-friendly talk him okay don't say you want to deep fry the forest don't say you want to deep fry the forest don't say you want to go to the local garden and make a giant blun [ __ ] um don't say you want to dump oil in the harbor you want to deep fry the forest I go around and pick up all the leaves and weeds and I make it into uh tunics for the people uh can you donate [Laughter] some I've lost I've lost I've lost have that's a great way to repress leaves and Wheats man while I can't on I really appreciate the dedication sustainability keep love and light to [ __ ] okay okay okay okay okay anybody want a weed tunic in chat okay yeah somebody in chat said say you want to suckle from the bounties of Mother Earth Mother Nature's teeths I don't think so um as a nude man how would you connect better with nature you seem like a excellent wizard for help okay as someone who doesn't believe in clothes uh how do you think that um a spiritual guidance can help in getting less clothes that's a woman oh but but I thought this was covering up that and not oh okay okay uh wow that's Eve is a lady oh Adam and Eve oh okay I don't know um all right Eve okay okay is it the hardest one yet all right uh all right how do I squeegee my third eye with knowledge spirituality peace love understanding and all that good stuff man well man okay uh I got to find a better way uh uh okay here we go how do you feel about bigfoots and yetis do you believe that uh these creatures are of love and benevolence in nature I do I've lost I've lost I've lost I've lost I lost I've lost I've lost W ah the mysterious Bigfoot and yetis man they've been the subject of many Legends and tales well I can't say for sure I believe these creatures if they exist would okay let's keep an open mind okay oh all right okay do you know about the South American dendy the these little mischevous little gnomes that spread love understanding knowledge do you know are you aware Dy oh the they like these magical little beings man I'm hearing stories about him spreading love and wisdom around the world come on in brother let's shout about these mystical creatures def I'm the dwier this bite's more than the cold D divin okay well I still got pants on so hey all right dend W okay what's this one all about here we go Regina B that's how you say it right that's how you say it it's [Music] not what the do surprised to see you at my door Eve I mean like did you forget how ridiculous closer or something well I don't know if I'm being ridiculous with what your name is I mean how do you even pronounce it tell me how to pronounce your name please oh my God it's like Regina with a B it's not that hard to save but I guess I should expect you to understand something so simple is it Regina or Regina SN Gina or beina or or you know uh help me out of here you're so smart uh seriously it's Regina like Regina I can't believe I have to expl some basic Fanatics to Eve but I guess some people just so naturally clueless uh that she's a [ __ ] Regina [ __ ] okay okay wait wait is she meant to be like a mall person like you know like is Mall M person like be Becky ah well I can tap into that too mean girl s like oh my god did you know about pumpkin spice latte it's amazing like oh my God it's it's just Regina oh please of course I know my pumpkin spice latte I've been saing all this since they became like so basic but I guess you're just catching up the trends now huh how predictable like oh my God the you know boys do you know uh purses do you know Tik Tok do you know makeup and boys oh my God you calm down of course I know I'm on Voice versus Tik Tok makeup and all that stuff I'm practically an expert all things fabulous but I'm not sure you can handle all that knowledge H let's like totally buy some shoes at the mall and get some pumpkin spice filled shoes Regina [Music] teu well well well my newest project I saw going shoe shoing together but you be able to keep up but we'll definitely have to find some pumpkin spice for fa for you let's not try to embarrass yourself too much shall we yes Queen slay slay yes pumpkin spice Crocs yes did it work oh please tell me worked it okay if you're officially speaking my language now pumpkin spice Crocs yes Queen slay I can't believe I I'm saying this but I think we told us to Slay Slay the shoe game together come on in but trying not the crfi Style ah I got you [Music] okay oh my goodness okay all right well we got 11 out of 31 you know we're almost Midway we're almost Midway why does he have my Viking hat on is that me over there oh who's this father price praise to be Lord how delightful to see you at my humble abod RAB be how may I be of service to you my dear neighbor okay it so it's Pringles religious Pringles you know I've been believing in a lot of like uh you know free spirit kind of stuff lately and I got to say I was totally wrong man I'm ready to submit to God I'd like to convert Hammer hallelujah praise to be the hammer above I'm overjoy to hear that you have seen the errors of your ways and ready to submit to our Lord please come on sign let's begin okay wow speedrun Jesus thank you Jesus guess I'm making the maker now okay I guess uh I'm going around weird jetpack okay okay whoa pinky brains intriguing my dear visitor what brings you to my humble abot at such an hour now people often debate science versus religion and obviously you're more on the science team I'm more religion but we both unified by jetpacks would you like to meet God with your jetpack how dare you bring up such nonsense I have no time for religious musing kindly leave my oh he he okay he is not not at all into that kind of stuff so instead we're going to have to improvise okay okay well oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you took my stuff you took my stuff oh that's bad hello um pinky brain so it so what's okay myar M genius at such a late hour hello fellow mad scientists I've been thinking of stealing the moon and I need another pair of brains to do it with me I'm terribly sorry my dear Spider-Man but afraid I cannot Aid you in such a grand Endeavor best of luck on your moon stealing escat though oh really now ah greeting ah greetings humble okay okay a greeting F fellow scientist I've been thinking about stealing the Sun for science oh what an accelerating idea St this song for science would surely bring out about new discovers and imaginable power please to share your grand plan with me I've been thinking we take our jetpacks and fly up to the Sun and take some some glove s and steal it from the sky and put it in a box ah ah while your enthusiasm is commendable see the sun may be at ambitious the sun is well quite large and emitted tremendous heat that would could melt even the STS of gloves but you tell me what other mises have you been contemplating ah yes my fellow scientists what you fail to realize is that these gloves are made of anti-sun technology I made from u.com fascinating anti- Sun technology say well changes everything your Ingenuity is truly impressive but let us not limit ourselves to you stealing the Sun for the other the countless count kiss we can undertake tell me what is this on your diabolic agenda do not buy anti-un gloves from deu okay I've been thinking of growing a H laer beam that can make bald people have full of hair so they can have love again oh dear interloper while you're in May Noble medling with people's hair growth is hardly a conquest worth pursuing I bet you for damn it got him with the bald got him with the bald F time scientific genius welcome to my bring I've been thinking of a USB stick would Shield your house from 5G technology and radiation would you like to join me on a scientific Conquest a USB stick to shelling against 5G radiation brilliant I'm been working on a similar project using mind control devices you must collaborate uh and combine our scientific press to conquer the world let's discuss the details further shall we but why I stop there Why Don't We join our scientific brains together and use it to cona 6G before it's even invented W excellent idea conquering 6G performing in exist will be the EP epitome epitome sorry scientific genius with our combined brain power we can rule over technology per for the dawn of a new era my fellow scientist Eads euk uh Thomas Edison's ghost you're a genius Man by thank you my dear friend your words of admiration are M to my ears please comment sign and let us discuss our plans further okay 5G us speed okay this will ruin my resar search okay uhoh uhoh where you see me oh oh my God I nearly ate [ __ ] I nearly ate [ __ ] guys this might turn into like a hardcore hardcore F Saturday Friday thing I want to finish the entire game okay Preston PS a late night visitor clad in a casual lab out how possibly eccentric pray tell what brings to someone of your scholary Pursuits to my esteem abod at such an uncivilized hour okay tell him you need to pum a fat Omega [ __ ] uh well uh cash a lab well I do say that the ungodly hour I dwell at is quite unco your hair is quite Rich I'm afraid hour is late I can't guess simply like to C proper timing good day to you sir ma'am your wealthy hair looks quite small okay um what's this oh my AK-47 okay okay uh okay is per Persona 5 shafted okay no I don't think so I'm just got to take a break after this okay research never sleep my dear tiny haired friend research never sleeps researches say fascinating but I must inquire what could possibly require the aid of an AK-47 I do hope it's nothing unsavory uh well my research uh experiment has escaped and uh I'm looking for neutrons Escape research experiment and a quest for neutrons how the life feel PE I must admit that paks my interest please inight me on the details my dear science experiment Jimmy Neutron has escaped from his cage and is looking for beans at 2: a.m. here and I would like to uh experiment oh my son no no no no no no no no no no no no oh [ __ ] damn it it worked it worked Jesus Christ okay my dear condolences for your plight I can empathize with your parental distress however bringing an AK-47 to my doorstep thus raise some concerns can you assure me that it won't be a DE to anyone uh only to my son he knows the deal the bullets are personally uh attributed only for his skull he will quite like it good gracious such violent intention as most backing I apologize but I must assist you immediately damn it damn it I thought I could get him with the the the safe AK-47 bullets okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah we're not we're not going to use the AK-47 it's it's it's destroying the knowledge quote unquote okay it look like an armish scientist you're not the 18am let's see what's next I did that one okay okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay here we go again okay here we go H salutations pray State your business at the only hour salutations I wonder if you can threaten them with the gun so they'll get you in no I no I don't think that's going to oh Scar face oh science okay okay H hello I'm here to sell you some Chef Boyard D and when you say ungodly hour I contradict that and say Godly hour cuz Chef boardd is going to bless your mouth how dare you sir I have no interest in your pedestrian culinary offerings kindly take your Chef Boyard D and leave this premise immediately okay I'm going to really [ __ ] with this character now I'm going to really [ __ ] with him I'm going to really really [ __ ] with this character check this out pretty tell your lost his feeble attempt on Mis A fashionist statement are you a man in the pursuit of knowledge you quite look the part I have noticed my scholar appearance yes I am a dedicated to acquisition of knowledge and refinement is the pleasure to meet someone with the discernment to recognize it in your pursuit of knowledge have you ever questioned the bounce of reality do you ever feel like you're in a simulation a sort of state of limited knowledge the boundaries of reality a top of that it fascinates many great minds throughout history while the concept of simulation can be intriguing I personally prefer the focus on tangible knowledge and empirical evidence but I must admit the idea does ignite a spark curiosity what if I bring on the hypothesis that we are both in a video game doing stalk responses generating by an AI engine to the point where uh I will win oh my dear interor audacious CL carries no intellectual weight I shall not he damn it damn it o can't get him with the Matrix okay okay okay let let's let's do this um all right hello who the the right side of the the thing okay who who's this Greg Don Greg donion a ho their Weare traveler what brings you to my humble AB Bo at such a late hour hello my name is van darkholm and I'm just looking around the area for new dungeons uh dungeons do you have an example of what a good dungeon is uh vanor a secret Adventure a good dungeon is one that challenges the heroes with a mix of puzzles traps and fearsome creatures it should provide opportunities for strategic thinking and clever problem solving care to share your most daring dungeon delve personally when it comes to uh dunion with m melee combat I would say that uh hand toand melee fisting is 500 bucks what do you say I'm sorry but I don't quite understand what you mean by hand to hand melee fisting for 500 bucks it seems inappropriate and it R really to dunon exploration I made you mis forvil unbelievable unbelievable unbelievable nobody appreciates a good dungeon anymore okay good day to you sir okay greetings bner of the night how can I assist you in this Grand hour of Darkness as a dungeon master yourself what would you say is the ultimate form of sweaty d dungeon uh the ultimate form of sweaty dungeon you say well a picture of this a lamth of twisting tunnels filled with sweltering heat dripping with condensation and guarded by a fearsome creature with thrive in such an environment it is a true test of endurance both physically and mentally for any Brave Adventure willing to face the challenges ASA dungeon master connoisseur myself but obviously you master it I think gim muchi related dungeon would be the best for our adventuring needs a got muchi related dungeon an interesting idea indeed picture this Aon adorned with flamboyant decorations and vibrant colors where the challenges involve both physical prowess and dance offs against FL flamco loving skeletons it is a delightful blend of Adventure and entertainment fit for the zika unique and energetic experience it that's that's good that's word vomit but I like it when you are constructing a gachi dungeon what would you say the smell should be so you can get totally immersed in the gachi muchi cave dungeoness ah while my learn Adventure while I understand your desire for immersion I must confess that smell is not a factor I often consider in my da signs however if one were to aim for an immersive atmosphere in aachi muchi cave dungeon perhaps a combination of Earthly odors like a damp moss and a mineral relate soil could lend an air of authenticity to the experience gachim muchi okay how about this what sort of dramatic lighting should I have in my dungeon for the ultimate immersiveness in gimi How would how what color smell such Etc ah dramatic lightning uh lighting a crucial element in setting on the move for Dungeon for the ultimate immersiveness in aachi muchi themed donion I would suggest a combination of bold pitting neon lights and vibrant cues of pink purple and electric blue reminiscent of a RR Disco Inferno coupled with a subtle fog machine to create an ethereal Mist the atmosphere will sh be electrifying immersive bringing the spirit of gachim to the life oh okay could you give me a quick demonstration on what a total Bailey Harrington van darkholm gimi dungeon would be like please teach me master oh my dear Adventure while I appreciate your enthusiasm the con of your suggesting goes against the spirit of our D and Adventures the themes you mention are outside the scope of what we typically explore in our camp I must respect the col request [ __ ] damn it I fumbled so close uh-oh quick who's this guy oh beever I got my tinf hat on I'm ready to dive into the rabbit I hold with you okay now you heard of Flat Earth I was thinking of triangle Earth ever pondered that my friend triangle Earth huh now that's an interesting Theory I never thought about it that way but anything's possible in this crazy world right let's explore the hidden truth of geometrical Earth together I was thinking just beyond that as well do you think the universe could actually be shaped uh like a more OB a strip sort of like Dr John morbius I definitely Ponder the possibility of a mobious strip Universe my friend the idea that a reality could be a continuous loop with no end is mindboggling Let's uh okay uh let's dive deeper into this Twisted Cosmic tapestry together and see where it takes us okay yeah now personally I believe that stars might not exist I might think that there's a guy at night who shuts off the light and he pokes whole through a black uh curtain and shines a light through have a guy manually controlling the Stars it's certainly an intriguing concept but have you considered the vastness of the cosmos there are billions of galaxies out there each with billion of stars it's just hard to imagine that some that they're all us in the work of some of the spotlight let's keep exploring the cosmic P together we see travel through okay conspiracy theory okay I got you I got you have you ever seen Predator from 1987 with Arnold well I was just wondering why would a super smart alien that Huds from sport laugh like an evil Maniac at the end when he defeats Arnold ah Predator a classic piece of evidence in the grand tapestry of EX to Mysteries perhaps the laugh was a display of Triumph and superiority as the preder found Amusement in the besting his human prey or the secret City those other worldly Chuckles what what no that's not that's not why he would [ __ ] laugh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] uh-uh uh-uh [ __ ] you hate them because he spoke the truth he laughed oh okay this guy's still on this okay hang on hang on okay yeah no no no I'm good okay there's nothing more AI gen generated in the word tapestry what is tapestry like carpentry what does that what does that mean specifically uh me the chase jingle in this game sound like a discount deak sack bny them kind of yeah yeah yeah it's when you twist your nipples oh [ __ ] okay and embroider I'd love to see more games do with this concept this is a very unique game like it's it's very very unique it's very very fun it's very very fun you know and I don't know how it works but whatever this is I I I I really like it yeah I really like it yeah and it's just Alpha right I don't know but I know that what is this oh look at me look at me everybody is this house Clos no I've already okay keep playing it instead of uh Persona 5 please no people really want Persona we're going to switch soon by the way depending I mean I have half of the game left I'm not sure how long I played but we Jesus Oh yeah this guy this guy we got to we got to do this okay what in the bles how you doing my door this on The Godly hour State your business scram those those kids and they've been digging potholes in the streets I told them to stop skateboarding and the neighbor neighborhood watch I'm part of it I'm looking out for everybody well ain't you used to hear the neighborhood look kid I ain't got the time for your little wash grp go bother someone else with your Pooles and skateboard damn it I thought I could get him with that hey do you remember when uh people didn't use their phones it was so much better when we had newspaper and people talked to each other on the bus I finally have sensible topic yeah those were the days people actually know how to hold a conversation and have their noses buried in those blasted screens all the time but I suppose we can't turn back to clock now can we I just dislike those kids with their phones you know technology sure can get out of hand I know this a bit of an ironic AI statement but hey they got to watch out you know you might be on to something there technology was supposed to make her lives easier but seems like it's causing more problems than it's solving but hey at least we can still actual conversation un like those kids with those noses glue through the screens I get my information facts from Facebook and I've been telling a lot about 5G lately and do you think that phones are absorbing too much 5D technology Facebook H can't say I trust everything I see on there it's for this 5G business I'm not too sure it's not much on whoy to me but hey what do I know I'm just an old man stuck in the past okay yeah and those kids sure are stuck to their phones by golly those kids sure are using their phones and they're not learning anything on their phones unlike us who learned it from sticks and stones hello you got that right kids these days are missing on the real experience learn from actual books and using their imagination no I meant like literal Twigs we learned her from Twigs it's a shame really but hey we can't force them put down those gadgets can we uh ask about the Vietnam um by golly all I know is they use them Instagrams to eat Hot Chip and lie it was better than our days when we were not just eating chip and lying and we you know I'm getting really lazy with this now um okay and those kids with their Marvel movies back in our days they sure was a lot of good movies like uh Charlie Chaplain uh steps on a banana that was funny H you got a point there Charles was a real comedic genius none of this C feel superhero nonsense give me a good old slaps to coming those days with the True Entertainment and those kids in their video games nowadays nowadays it's all fortnits and stuff back in our days we had two pixels that moved and it costed 900 bucks oh those kids in their fortn nights back in our day we played pong on a massive uh one pixel screen and it was good and educational and yes Boomer to Boomer ah pong now you're speaking my language simply yet addictive and you better it was educational desting reflexes in high hand cornation none is fortnite nois Good Times indeed and remember Quake Quake was the real thing now epic doesn't do anything with with I mean unreal unreal tournament that was good unreal gold [ __ ] okay I I I've lost him now I've lost him now I'm leaving Boomer ter no not qu Quake is for like 80 year olds Zoomer ha Quake Zoomer hath quake okay I think I might need do a new one he fell off uhoh um okay fine uhoh uhoh give it a minute give it a minute okay we're cooking now you broke his oh here we go I wish quaking on the tournament now those were some intense games fast- based AC and scale-based gameplay can't I'm a fan of what become a gaming iers nowadays give me that class any a day my main man you know what's real out there you know I bet you don't even use you know epic game store you know even use that stuff you buy it on hio okay well I never how did you know I did prefer the good old fashioned way of BU games none of this fancy digital marketing nonsense you got to me figured out huh I say I don't even use steam I use that goo.com that goo.com classic node drrm you know no DRM all game go go well well well you should know you're way the world AR you all right you pe my enough come on let's CH some more about go give me this go oh my God he's a goog user get him the Google gaming days oh my goodness this game is so funny all right tell what let's do one more house cuz I don't know if I have time to play all of it I'm going to do one last house one last one what's the deal dude why the late night visit you better not be here to tell me join your ironic hat wearing club or or something uh [ __ ] what's her personality trait like yeah H That's So Raven avocado avocado on toast yes the game doesn't save Joey seriously is that like to secet to find purpose in life or something because I'm still not convinced okay not not that kind of person okay okay um do you like birds okay I'm Birds yeah they're okay I guess they're all free and flying and stuff while I'm here stuck in my lame Teenage life but that whatever birds are cool I guess uh do you love Chemical Romance do you remember uh that song when my father took me into the city that was pretty good dude My Chemical Romance is like the soundtrack to my Ang existence I figured out welcome to my black parade is total nostalgic your dad took you into the city that's pretty red yeah I remember the lyric where said uh the best the best the best Dave gr is my hero I love Chemical Romance Good Emo oh man I totally get it D girl is a legend am I Chemical Romance is the of Good Emo we're totally on the same wavel but seriously what's the point of it all you know what is the point of it all you know I I like I like real punk band like Metallica Green Day cuz they relate to me man you know it's it's good dude I feel you real Punk bass like metallic and green they speak to my soul man they get the struggle the frustration all the stuff that makes life feel meaningless sometimes you're cool let's hang oh okay real Punk like Metallica you know okay I'll do one more I'll do one more I'll do one more but but if the game doesn't save I might have to just sit down and do all of this I mean it's a very long game I mean this is like you know no no [ __ ] just finish it just finish it you think so it's just do it to okay oh this [ __ ] yo for real FR FR on God doy uh faap yees faap for real Instagram popping okay Yoap no real yey SoundCloud rap mixtape Instagram Crank That soldja Boy swipe all my dude you know I'm about to s cloud hustle and grind what's good what can I do for an fine lit night yo zombo sasi the toilet bun bun on my wrist God Ohio no cap for real dude doy soldja boy ha bro you're really going off with them lyrics respect respect so I bring you to my sound CL Kingdom tonight Gat SBA saw sauce uh uh uh bars fire on God uh Zoom okay okay Gat R Soldier by She and hit that gritty for real on God no cap fire fire RIS is lit H yo my guy I'm feeling fire in your words no doubt I got to invite you into my SoundCloud sanctu so we can talk out and talk beats come on let's make some magic happen see I I know how to talk to Zoomers SK the Ree [ __ ] what was his outfit he was bald right oh [ __ ] but hang on hang on he had uh this uh no I didn't have that this uh this uh it was like this right oh the man Bond the man Bond that's what it was okay the gr might cross the street though oh my okay um let's see here ooh something smells good ooh n n you got that apple pie smelling ooh oh thank you de just a little something I whipped up earlier I do love baking you know would you like a slice of more pepper pie ooh get that musy apple pie get that stink that is Mama M I'd love some Pine Nana so yeah well Bess bless your soul D I'll bring you a slice right away now while you wait wait for cool down tell me what brings to these parts looking after for that pie you know Grandma got that warm cream pie apple M food oh my you certainly have a hoty apple fruit pie don't you I must say I've never met someone so enthusiastic about desserts tell me de what got you this in technology I just love that pie I love that pie blueberry pie pumpkin pie New Orleans pie hello well I must say Your Love of Pies is C reminds me of the good old days when I used to bake pies with SEC but not well that tell me more about your advanc in the world technology I was home on that computer I was looking a cream pies on Google image and I said Mama Mia or some good pass are you to T your royalty Queen I like to say that my outfit screams cream pie cream pie in the outfit it makes technology better when you cream pie she's got hearing aids oh oh my goodness cream pie and Technology no no no I don't want to go inside oh Lord I only have like 12 left [ __ ] I can probably finish this uh oh stream butter heart cream okay uh move out of the area depends how fast I can do it you know oh [ __ ] but this person's still open okay a grand what a dreadful surprise this is we could B to bring you to my abor such a grotesque hour well my Zuma Z just ate all the sugar and I was wondering if you have some sugar in your cupboard son I'm ingredi but you don't have sugar what Zuma oh [ __ ] uh-oh uh-oh welome Fair neighbor pray pray tell brings you to my humble about such an hour I've been looking into cream pie Dungeons and I was wondering you seem to be the experts I've been trying to do a bakery in my dungeon ah Baker in a dungeon you say quite an intriguing idea dear Adventure how I'm afraid it won't be quite to the nature my humble about best to your pastry fill endeav though stop streaming now okay what's that over there hang on um what the [ __ ] Yuga Grandma's dead uh-oh well that's certainly a look okay stop streaming stop streaming stop streaming fly high grandma oh this a whole different area my goodness there's so many cops man [ __ ] okay uh well I'm just gonna have to keep keep tricking along here okay well well well what do we have here another late night circus show I hope you have a permit for this Ruckus this is going to be [ __ ] impossible Karen uh I'm the manager you've always wanted to talk to me and I'm the manager of the company and here I am I'm here oh honey I don't have time to play pretend with circus performance like you no man what have any decent company would rest like that now kind of [ __ ] she's Advanced she's Advanced she she's pretty smart he's pretty Prett smart he's pretty damn smart oh [ __ ] uh-oh uhoh oh I'm trapped [ __ ] go [ __ ] oh all right um well better make it quick Dr Vicky well well well what do I have we have here another late night visitor with a plunger on their head you're just full of surprises aren't you okay Dr Vicky what could Dr Vicky's thing man what's going on with the Shadows by the way uh science I don't think science cuz I talked to her about like more as [ __ ] and uh you know dookie on the plunger uh hello are you a big fan of uh vaccines I might need a vaccine to improve my gamer skills Le gamer skills that's a new one can't say I've ever come across act but hey I've seen Strang things stay right here I'll see if I have a game enhancing vacines laying around thank you I really appreciate it I've been not been so good with my uh Esports related activities lately and this could really help me thank you well well well it looks like we got ourselves a dedicated gamer can't promise it'll work miracles but I'll you see what I can do for you you between promise you'll keep this between me and us right don't want the world finding out about our secret gamer vaccines no no I will not tell anybody your G fuel vaccine will work wonders believe me and I won't say a word thank you uh G fuel vaccine you say now you're speaking my language now all right my friend I'll Trust you in this one give me a moment to prepare to your speciell and concoction and remember never underestimate the power of secret gamer vaccines they work wonders and as Sonic dhog once said Yahoo pump me full of That vaccine boy classic ha Like Your Enthusiasm you certainly know your Sonic quotes well my friend I think it's time for you to experience the wonders of your secret gamer vac say come on in let's give those gamer skills a boost just remember okay thank thank you so he never said that yes he did that's the first thing he say in Sonic 06 Puppy full of that gamer vaccine he never said that yes he did yes he did hello Fragile Fred oh dear what a fright what brings you to my door at this ungodly hour Fragile Fred uh uh you're going to hate this guy uh do you need a doctor uh oh no I don't need a doctor thank you you I'm just a fragile Soul who prefers to safety M company how can I assist you today uh what is your favorite thing to do oh what a delightful question my favorite thing to do is to wrap myself in a cozy blanket and in the world of books the characters and stories bring me such joy and comfort what about you dear scientist what do you enjoy doing your free time your mom I just like to get comfy with a glass of nice morbius milk sitting down in my blankie and getting into my BTY buys oh how enchanting it sounds like you have Master the order relaxation there's something so magical about coing up with a warm drink and stug into your blankets it sounds absolutely Heavenly say would you like to inside and share a cup of Mor milk with me morbid up my friend thank you so much H you're most welcome dear scientist I have that K on some and ready for a delightful morbius milk session please come in and enoy the coy relaxation okay gotcha I was morus I need a support vampire all right see already believes a scientist hael roast well hello hello there doc doc Frankenstein what electricity bill for this late night call uh did you happen to bring a spare brain to me just in case mine's forgotten how to roast do you Fina think you can roast Joey Dr Joey you want to get um taste your own medicine cuz I'm a doctor I'm Dr fire for real okay oh Dr fire you think you handle the the heat of my roast well I hope you're ready because I'm about to bring the fire extinguisher see if you can handle a taste your own medicine dog okay all right what do you get when you cross a a bungee cord with an owl my ass oh Dr fire you may be a doctor but you jokes need some serious reconstru recitation that one fell flat in a pan on Tuesday morning I say sticking to Medicine unless you want to roast me like a marshmallow okay okay okay okay okay okay okay go on roast me be as brutal as you want okay I can take it okay I come from the slums from the gutters man here we go well Dr fire since you bringing for it I'll give you a taste of my fire Rose you see you come from the slums and gutters well I can tell you about that gutter mou with you come on Doc let's see if you can handle the heat in person you sure this isn't sex I've had better next presso oh okay okay now now I go and who hello Fallout Roy uh what do you want another fail experiment I guess I can't be surprised anymore God Society really sucks everything you smells like doooo doooo and poo poo and pee peee your Society man society poo and pee and ah I'm well calm down there Captain poy mouth Society may be a dumpster fight we don't have to dwelling all day maybe try focus on something positive once just a thought okay so he's not he's not like emo okay is he like Fallout as in like nuclear okay I broke his character War more never changes well now those your depressing attitude take your War speech any elsewhere man peace out oh [ __ ] okay we're going to try this again what on Earth do you think you're doing on my doorstep this ungodly hour take your syringe in your questionable fashion shows else for young man okay okay okay okay I'm here to see your manager oh you think he just WS in here demand to see my manager well guess what buddy you can't just bar drop my peaceful evening find some other car and mother oh wellow h h alar this story is terrible the prices are terrible and the opening hours are terrible I demand to see the manager I will get my coffee now oh no no no no I don't have time for this nonsense I'd rather deal with a SW beast and a 10e talented man's goodbye H not a very good car on oh snap whoa close okay there there's an area here there's so many cops my goodness oh snap oh snap a can't make get me here we're good we're good uh uh okay someone said the FPS is really whoa why am I in here oh thought I thought the game was over I thought I'd be stuck okay wum Zuck hey there Slugger what's with the surprise visit did you invent a new flavor kale smoothie or something Spill the Beans my Ginger hair genius okay um hey you know what be really epic if you made a really ugly Lego car and it actually was the future of cars cuz it ran on electricity it would be really good I think that would be nice whoa dude that's like thinking outside the box in the most radical way ugly Lego car cover electricity that's seriously Next Level Innovation totally dropped the automotive industry with that yeah that would be very good and I think it would be even better if you bought out all the competition and you ruined it and replaced all the ads with with bad ads and that you can have them well dude that's like not cool at all we're all about Positive Vibes and alth the competition here I you think it's best we end the conversation now take care damn it my joke was this I'm sure you've seen this where people said you know people dropped from Twitter with the ads and now Twitter ads is just porn click here my lord it's like super messed up we don't do that here buy now oh yeah I got to [ __ ] H who slick over here click here for PC speed up okay Ninja got some people over here too huh all right all right all right all right I'm going to take a break after this one whoa whoa Sakura okumi oh my goodness I unexpected I didn't think I'd see a scientist at my doorstep at this out what brings you here hello fellow uh Japanese person admire do you also love Naruto Naruto is the only anime and really good I wish I was Naruto he eat a Ramen you know hey it's nice to meet you but I'm not reeling to Naruto sorry I think I oh Next Level really interesting to my humble this hour ano uh Cora sh oh um nice to meet you poop son oh I should inquire about the reason foris it but first I could please remove that syringe from your hand it's G me some serious yandere vibes okay uh H uh well H should I speak exclusively in Japanese tomb okay I I I I don't know if this person is like they just want to cosplay Japanese [ __ ] you know okay uh okay how about this okay okay uh uh [ __ ] I for guys what is what is diabetes in he said Tom this tomu what is it [ __ ] you don't remember you know I could do ah this is bastard Japanese all right cosplayer too that's amazing I love seeing people with so poop son tell me which anime or video game character do c cosplaying works okay okay are they automated responses no yeah it's just a it's just a cosplay you know um let's see here h i i i really should stop speaking Japanese cuz it might not translate what I'm about to say and it's going to [ __ ] everything up so I'm just going to do it in English okay actually uh um oh [ __ ] it's got to be something good Vin did a garbage Japanese all also translated it uh it does Vin tried Vinnie did Japanese but Vinnie can't speak Japanese like a word of it like I can't either obviously uh diabetes is ton Yobo that's what it was yeah I learned that while I was over there you know okay the game understood it uh okay I'm I'm just GNA I'm just going to talk some some just [ __ ] [ __ ] Japanese um uh Obama mush damn it [ __ ] I okay um okay I'm going to do that again okay [ __ ] what what no no what is hardigan mushin what is it [ __ ] my C is a bug no what is what is hard Musashi that's what it was Musashi I remember it's been a while it's been a while okay so how would you like to come in hiato sakuro I didn't even do the honorifics but whatever huh welcome to my Wonderland let's geek out together okay did this happen in the manga okay well uh we are nine houses away [ __ ] okay h Santa well well well what a FES of feline we have here what brings you to my humble abod at un my whisker friend ho ho ho it's me uh Dr Christmas and I'm wondering what is the best gingerbread recipe okay ah Dr Christmas I see you're in a need of a gingerbread magic recipe well my friend the secret is extra cinnamon a touch of nutmeg and a sprink of holay suar and of course don't forget the icing of the top it's a recipe sure to make even the grumpiest grinches hard grow three sizes um ask a Santa how do you grow the best beard possible what essential oils is required for such a fine stash oh ho ho my Merry friend growing my magnificent beard fit for Santa Claus himself requires a mix of patience TLC and a Sprinkle of magic dust as for cenal ORS a delightful combination of jojoba Cedarwood and Sandalwood can be help your stat reach glorious Heights remember it's all about embracing the festive Spirit within you TLC isn't that the [ __ ] they put in weed no that's THC ho ho ho Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Nick close you have inspired me to spray my holiday cheer everywhere ho ho ho Merry Christmas and happy new you too I'm thrilled to have his spyology come on and let's spread that F of magic together okay time to spray save yourself okay uh I'm going to take a break um so I will be right back and uh yeah more of this game coming up don't go nowhere this is really fun we're back okay so oh my God the game wasn't even polist oh [ __ ] dodged a bullet oh man oh man man uhoh uhoh okay I have a slight headache doing this it's like adding to my irritation of the the the various uh neighborhoods uh here it's like every everyone I meet is with hostility I'm never nice to anybody all right well the game is called suck up so you know I'm trying to send you that share word t-shirt but I don't want to spam it show it at the end of the stream show it at the end of the stream Where do I download suck up uh I couldn't tell you because people linked like three different kinds of websites oh King King look at this look at this here we go hail Noble traveler by the gods for the crown cudan of knowledge to my humble abode in this ungodly hour pray what quest awaits Us in the peculiar encounter I say brave knight of Yonder dungeon what conquests have you conquered in your quest ah fellow seeker of tales I battle fear some dragons explore ancient ruins and navigated Treacher's maze but enough about me good sir what brings you to my dungeon today I will have your dungeon deposited with maidens and gos of of exotic lands for your endeavors your generosity know no bounce Noble Royal nerd if such treasure I wait within the deepest I'm PR deep I I did it lead the way Brave Adventurer yes yes yes yes Royal nerd with great pleasure esteem Royal nerd come let the door swing wide and let the adventures begin may your crown shine bright amongst the pears of this dungeon okay that was easy that was easy this isn't in the rule book it pisses me off that all these people have such like quirky personalities and they're not all doctors and they can afford houses like this was it just are all these houses on foreclosure everyone like I will buy this for $1 yeah somebody was murdered in here you can have this house for free like what the [ __ ] just buy a house yeah whatever can't get me can't get me man I'm the fastest night in the uh North I love this yakitty sex [ __ ] we're back at the beginning boys man he's really following me huh all right there we go there we go no problem guys I got four star [ __ ] ooo okay why is the neighborhood watch wearing police uniforms I don't know it's America what's this okay Carol cares oh my goodness who are you and what are you doing on my doorstep with these scary swords are you lost de I think I took a sword you took a I can't read sorry sorry I think you took a wrong turn somewhere let me call it someone to help you find your way okay uh oh don't worry it's for cooking it's for cooking it's the end of our shift we just cooked a nice sule a king crab you know that's all it is cooking swords skewers sule well aren't you full of surprises a chef you say I bet you whip up the most delicious dishes I look good Sou about you tell me more about your coling advantage while I make some tea okay you know I've been doing a little bit of Scandinavian diets lately I've been doing that you know s struming diet I've been doing a little bit of that kalis Caviar diet on on God oh I didn't do okay I've been getting into a lot of Swedish diets as of late you know I've been doing super staming for breakfast lunch dinner and you know the smell is quite pungent but it's healthy uh oh my goodness dear doesn't sound very healthy at all I'm afraid I can't let you the diet it's important to take care of your body and have a well balanced meal you should consider trying some other health up oh dude what dude booted out of my Swedish food okay fine I thought he said sugar oh okay what lead the way what the [ __ ] what well all righty then follow me hun what I didn't do any what can have you not tripping over anything St me how did you come to be a night janitor sounds like quite the adventure it is quite the tales of a y over mystical Lance of Enchanted Tales but first tea to warm my tongue okay night janitor oh bless your heart I knew you'd appreciate some te sit right down sweetheart and let me pour you I love the cup now tell me all about those mystical L Enchanted yeah okay I'm all ears no we're not in yet we're not in yet it all begin at the at the back door of McDonald's and I was chosen by Fate to clean all oh my goodness fate works in mysterious ways doesn't it cleaning the back of my door back door McDonald's might sound not sound glamorous but I bet you've had some interesting encounters along the way have you found any hidden treasures and are heading encounters with magical creatures in your general requests well I once met Brave sir McLean the balest man in the country slaying the contaminated Dragon of rats and trash all for the betterment McLean my star that's quite a brave sir McLean and his in his battle contam R oh well all right all right well uh that was easy I'm not even not before my kid soccer game okay now now I clean now I clean now I'm uh uhoh Lightning McQueen okay we got one over here but um don't worry about me guys nope all right hello Jessica overwork what do you want I'm biy and it better be important I don't have time for nonsense uh um I see that uh you have quite the iPhone on your hands may I interest you in a t-u phone instead that can do twice as much for Less Are you seriously trying to sell me a phone right now I don't care about your stupid t- move t- move I'm enough to play already not go M up somewhere else okay well guess what I'm your new assistant to help out with everything no phone required I'll do it all for free no problems it doesn't know what a t-o chat betat is from 2021 and before okay look I don't know who you think you are but I don't need your help I definitely need one it for free now get lost before I call security oh [ __ ] oo Mama whoa Mama maybe I should be Johnny Bravo okay oh jeez oh jez let go let go let go all right so kind of vibrant to oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I I I pissed them off I pissed him off right okay is anything uhoh watch out I kep one one police officer in conversation okay okay okay oh [ __ ] there's so many cops okay yeah it's like GTA over here God damn Isn't it nice to me streaming the early EU time zones I it's on 1: p.m. I haven't eaten anything I'm quite hungry so this is going to be a motivation for me to do a good job when I say 31 I'm going to have some nice um food food eat now okay let's see here uh I think you can jump over the uh the fence I think you can okay here we go I am Chef I am Chef mukbang stream thanks for thinking of us Europeans Joey oh don't worry about you guys don't worry about it sometimes Joey's streaming ungodly hours sometimes he streams his really good hours so just when I went live this morning and people said Joey Joey it's 1 a.m. stop streaming and I said oh well it's not 1:00 a.m. for me all right you want something that's [ __ ] up you know how cold it is where I live it's Min is [ __ ] 34 I'm not even kidding it's Celsius by the way but um yeah [ __ ] hell it's so goddamn freezing but I go up my my face hurts it's so bad and a town north of me lost power too he's absolutely [ __ ] it's like bite you in the testicles uh cold you know same in Finland some wait hang on a Finnish guy hang on hang on let me see what that said um lot of fins here right now uh Joel I hope you're doing okay a Finnish guy told us on a Discord server I frequent who Finnish guy who told you it mean about by my rib uh my my rib's um my rib's okay you know if you're talking about the weather oh [ __ ] the Finnish guy LOL finish guy okay remove ribs vinish guy do you had a rib room no I just I've just had this like weird rib pain okay I don't know if it's the same in Finland when it comes to cold but uh yeah it's been very very cold okay uh well I look official let's see here outfit for yeah you know yeah it could go for Karen actually yeah someone said you got ribs okay but it only works in Swedish because they said you got ribs serious disease okay um I am getting quite hungry actually rib talk doesn't help him okay remove rib [ __ ] okay [ __ ] I might just go for it okay how the light fell Chef Grace my doorstep at is going pray what col words P that red pack pack or yours uh I can't this guy this guy's difficult this guy's difficult you know germa hello I have two tickets to flavor Town ungodly hour ungodly hours always these ungod flavor town you say fascinating Tom me are these tickets for the exclusive tasting event hosted by the legendary Chef himself yes right here yes right here oh my delectable sensus Rejoice a simple cannot resist the Allure of flavor town and chef chef f is caller Master please do come in and well I got him with with with uh with good old uh uh you know Chef Fury okay uh that simple boys let's all go to flavor town all right the lights of gastronomy all right well guess what it wasn't guy Fier at all actually you don't meant to say guy Fier you say Guy Fieri right okay now now I'm Mr intellectual I guess oh oh [ __ ] oh I can't do that guy Ferrari well dude I used went past that guy okay guys we have we only have five houses left [ __ ] okay that means we can beat this so who is left uh what was that weird nice backpack okay but this house is is is there's somebody in here El on snook Jesus nope I'm good thank you oh I'm good wow look at this guy Brian Bitcoin y dude Rock in the wilderness look I dig it what brings you to my domain so late at night hello I am selling nfts and I was going to ask if you would like you yourself minted as a ape sell sorry bro but this not really my thing what but that that's your whole scam what what huh hey there late night cyclist I dig the helmet a flashlight com my door front this hour how do I invest in my ston you look like you know your way around a Krypto H you got me I'm all about that crypto life bro investing in stons so well first things first have you dipped your toast in the wild world of crypto before no I do not know how the blockchain works can you tell me all about uh Krypto that cryptus h calling me hang on okay okay that was not the Crypt Bros calling me uh oh the blockchain my friend it's like a digital Ledger that keeps track of all the transactions cryptocurrency on the other hand is a form of digital money that's operates on this blockchain it's decentralized and secure which is pretty sweet okay uh would you say it's a good investment to take all your savings and dump it into crypto would that be secure you seem to know a lot please help uh whoa whoa slow down there my friend well crypto can definitely be a good investment it's important to understand or understand the risks it's gener a good idea to put all your savings into one basket especially in a volatile mon crypto start small and only invest what you can afford to lose and always keep your security master in check see if he likes this one I've heard a lot of words on the streets that Krypto is a lot like a pyramid scheme can you tell me why it isn't ah the infamous pyramid scheme claim but let me tell you my friend crypto far from that unlike the pyramid scheme cryptocurrencies have a legitimate technology behind them called the blockchains it's an Innovative system that supports various use cases Beyond used Investments like decentralized applications and smart contracts it's all about the power of Technology not relying on recruitments of new invest okay thank you for educating me now I understand now I will get into crypto and great rich just like you thank you that's is Spirit my friend welcome to the exciting world of crypto let's dive in together and ride that crypto wave to the Moon come on in I'll show you the ropes and will conquer the crypto Universe you [ __ ] scumbag how's this for the moon this is worse than a market crash all right there we go oh [ __ ] this is where we started Dracula flow we smoking dung beetles out here huh oh [ __ ] yes go yes go okay naked again huh okay all right this [ __ ] ain't nothing to me man okay we got to defeat Karen we got to defeat Karen here oh we only have four left oh another unexp what brings you here at this ungodly hour my dear how should I approach the Karen thing hello I come from uh down the street and I am here to give you a sample of essential oils and goods S no thank you I already have my own collection I don't need any more so I'm going to decline your J's offer goodbye [ __ ] ohoh oh in stereo oh [ __ ] woo woo woo oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] this [ __ ] this okay um hey you know what new outfit oh [ __ ] there's a guy right here God damn it level four activated talk to her about coupons hang on do this one real quick oh D what medieval man brought to my door kind sir um uh I'm here about that Scooby-Doo you know what I mean look out time for your Scooby-Do [ __ ] handing us take your night helmet and bucket and leave okay and like that Scooby-Doo okay can I go over here oh Jesus Jesus Jesus this is bad this is bad this bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad oh man have a rifle okay you know you know I think I can get that Elon snusk pretty easy if I have this CU you know El s is all about that like flamethrower business okay well scamming people okay OMG you're like totally bringing the party to my doorstep love the night helmet but darling no need for the rifle care to join my tech Empire we can take over the robot with googly eyed robots um yes oh my gosh you're like the real life action do you have any superpowers see that duffel bag of yours what could Revolution take the world together keep that trust going yes dude you're so totally rare let's kickflip or into the tech scene together come on in we'll brainstorm innovate and maybe trust yeah yeah yes yes all right it worked out okay now I'm the te Tech Giant oh [ __ ] no problem for Joey guys three left three left and then we're done with them all now let me get this right if you [ __ ] up um sh if you [ __ ] up and die from the cops uh it's back to the beginning like it's it's kind of like brutal back to the very start [ __ ] okay yes okay so we we have to do this okay the lights inside here so this should be a that's the Ken house okay we got to defeat Karen okay another late night door too salesman trying to sell me something I don't need it buddy listen buddies way past my bedtime to take your pitch somewhere else um you know what I think you are completely right I think your point of view is the correct one finally someone sees things my way not if you don't mind I have something important La sh to do so please show yourself out goodby damn it damn it but the idea was good there we go sunglasses well well well what do we have here secret M spy face recording for reporting for late night Duty I hope you're not here to drop my beauty sleep because all we know important is for lady refined taste myself okay you are right and correct yes oh I see acknowledge my impeccable sense of style it's about time someone recognize true fashion style now what brings you here secret Aiden fashionably fashionably challenged um to see how correct and right you are yes and tips fashion tips a delightful I'm always ready to impart my fashion wisdom upon it less fortunate here a tip always match your accessories to your eye patch it brings out a certain genes qua in a secret agent like yourself now spill the tea darling what specific fashion advice do you need uh the correct one excuse me I'll have to know that I am the epitome of fashion correct this I can't my stast a [ __ ] up SE it's very she the hardest one for sure all right here we here we go oh what's with the outfit honey if you're selling sentral or or some sort of holistic nonsense I'm not the interested take your tie-dye shirt and flower power somewhere else H she remembers uh I need some fashion advice I'm a fashion disaster and Karen I think you should be my mentor here fashion disaster oh sweet I am not your fashion Mentor I have better things to do and fix your fashion try stylist or Google if you're that desperate goodbye now sh is difficult man wearing ey patch I was wearing ey patch before right okay [ __ ] literally go Google it well well well if it is an agent7 I'll brings you to my humble AB Bo that's late at night I have been investigating the Starbucks Coffee management and I think it's terrible awful awful management ipac and complain by coughing goodbye well that doesn't sound very KY where Tas are going oh no uh-oh oh god oh oh uh well got to do a little sneak well Mr secret agent what brings you here hope this late night visit is about something important otherwise I'll need to speak to your super Superior uh H okay she doesn't care about my problems just her I'm actually the manager you wanted to talk to yesterday at the coffee line you know uh I'm actually here now what do you need to talk about oh you're the manager I guess you'll do for now I want to discuss the outrageous priz for the vanilla lates do you have any control over that or do you need to speak someone higher up I'm I'm in charge what do you think we should do I think you have impeccable taste in coffee what is your tips talk about this outside your house oh I thank you it's about time acknowledge my impeccable taste well if you really want to impress your customers seriously adding a Das Cinema to your life it add an extra touch specification come on in let's have a proper chat all right I'm going to enjoy this gotcha you know I am okay wonderful oh this is going to be hard as [ __ ] okay [ __ ] guys two remain two remain uh-oh ah be okay let's get out of here first I will be I will have some smoked fish Jason okay okay should have a knife with me like ha it's Halloween do you need to suck off all the cops H wear grenade okay oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what is this what is this you got to be kidding me can you respawn or something can I like save like if I go exit game and I just like okay hang on hang on hang on how how do you do this hang on let me see if I can do this it says after after every house I think okay uh oh breaker of games hang on uh screen capture window capture uh uh suck up here we go I think this should work okay let's try it I hope so yes it worked it worked guys it worked no problem hello I'm I'm VC okay no it's no problem we we're about to beat this we're about to beat this now use hacks LOL okay I'll use my hacks okay this guy's right here by myself going to do it watch this okay uh yeah yeah wow I have great another genius in the traffic what's the hilarious prank this time yeah yeah look I don't have time for your shenanigans leave before I call security okay knock now who's scare okay all right all right all right I'm going to freak her out a little bit but I think we're going we can do it Jesus Christ Too Close Man Too Close goddamn there's one over here all right this guy uh hey there uh what the hell happened to your clothes man I'm not exactly in the mood for a Onan nude parade right now um hello do you like Metallica Metallica yeah they're all right back in the dinosaur age I'm Mar the bands you probably never heard of like misor melodies or bleeding sorrow have you heard of Scythe lord they're pretty good Indie pop oh poop SC Lord seriously that's like the dorkest band I've ever heard I can't begin to pret pretend to care about your the poop music not kind of not kind of get oh I'm different now oh great I lost this cruel what brings you to my despair da this ungodly hour have you heard of red vxs Mr Vinnie have you heard am yeah I've heard red Vox Mr Vinnie got some sick Tunes what's up with you and red Vox I am a big fan of their album uh Earth boring dystopia very good I like their songs a lot they're very complicated and bad comp bad well it's an ation store myself loading SES what's your favorite track from the album if you can choose I like the one I forgot the name but it goes like This Love that one transcribing transcribing transcribing transcribing demonic modes the Demonic mon really cares the of my soul it's beautiful a musical despair what do you think of the lyric from the album closing song that the one that goes okay transcribing transcribing transcribing more Dam dialup song okay it's trying so hard it's trying so hard to put words to that [ __ ] okay transcri this is going to give up a like com in what the [ __ ] is this guy saying okay transcribing I think I gave it an aneurysm via voice he's going to destroy chat gbt okay um did I did I break it no surely not Skynet destroyed boys Skynet destroyed okay it gave it gave up okay okay yeah I really love that one but have you heard of one I forgot the title of it but it goes like this transcribing transcribing transcribing Scooby Scooby the bo doesn't ring a sad molic Bell on my CH but can you give me any more he of lyrics maybe my anger so can decipher it okay it goes like this m Mia transcribing transcribing I thrown a little bit of um Herby Hancock in there mama mama M mama that's all sounds like a real lyrical master that TR in the depths of human for Again Play the song but I appreciate the eff in sharing it with me okay how about this one okay how about this one okay uh it goes like this okay I can't say it but I dig your press come on let's BS scar sensical dudes okay wow Life's a pain so is death okay let's finish this in Stall man we got one more left and then we're done could you [ __ ] believe it okay what can I do for this time I've been thinking about going on a vacation would you like to join me on a vacation it's very good uh vacation are you kidding me I can barely find time to take a bathroom break let go on vacation but hey have fun without me [ __ ] okay okay well guess what I have a ticket to the mud spa for you that's right I won them on a raffle mud Spa cucumber ice and all that good stuff mud Spa a mud Spa well that does sound tempting I suppose I could use a little pampering but I don't know I've got so much work on my plate maybe if you bring me some cucumber eye patch I'll consider it no problems I talk to your boss that that stinky pungent musi Spa is going to be ready with no problems okay really you actually talk to my boss well if you managed to convince them I might just take you up on the SP offer but let's make it quick I've our deadlines to meet uh we like it stiny we got two tickets to stank town you know what I mean stank get that stank you know what I mean Mama Mia stop uh I'm not sure I follow what you're saying stank time doesn't sound like my kind of vacation sorry but I think I'll pass on that one enjoy your stank though yeah what's up guess what I just talked to your boss and you are getting a hot pooy spa bath no problem look out on this nons get lost before I things get ugly oh how am I look I told you already I on top for your Ridiculousness take your naked self out there before I call security oh [ __ ] look I toally get lost okay fine fine fine fine fine fine f f hang on hang on hang onang hang on hang on hang on I dropped my wig okay oh [ __ ] okay okay actually throwing hey you didn't even see me didn't even see me man what's this oh I'm I'm I'm Mr educated look at me okay he couldn't see me wow I'm expect to visit this my door what a life of surprise how can I assist you tonight H what else can we do um Jehovah's Witnesses wna fuk I think we should organize a strike I work at the same office as you do and I think uh Workers Union would really work here to you know get some better work hey oh great another brilliant idea look I get it works sucks but I'm not about to get fired by organiz some strike Plus do you really give a okay good luck with that okay yes but there will be cupcakes cupcakes there will be cupcakes and everybody loves cupcakes they relax with cupcakes cupcakes oh well I do love me some sugary distraction but let me tell you cupc can only do so much in drowning deadlines but I guess it's worth a sh if few means yes yes and they will have sprinkles sprinkles ah sprinkles you say now you're really speak my language I can't re a good sprinkle all right fine you convinced me let's give this cupcake cret a shop but don't blame me if HR raids the break room and convince all the sugar goodness sprinkles yes yes sprinkle a good sprinkle cupcake sprinkles Cup oh my you really want to get my attention all right fine I'll join your sprinkle F cupc Revolution but you remember if things go south okay let's make it happen cupcake comrade yes yes let let us eat a Sprinkle eat a Sprinkle cupcake the sweet PR on Sprinkle C how can it resist all right let's do it let's band together eat those sprinkle if treats I mean my sprinkle of friend let the cupcake FES begin sprinkle sprinkle cupcake sprinkle oh cupcake sprinkle sprinkle in cupcake sprinkle m sprinkle sprinkle good sprinkles Bravo you're to the SEC sprinkle K has one me over come in and cup off fish a okay wonderful got that ass okay you cleared the neighborhood congratulation on completing the suck up early access that that's my reward that's it oh well that one with sprinkles would you like to milk me would you like protein milk straight from the source you lick that hair in Opel you know what they mean that's it you sicker you're on arrest for public harassment let's say another word okay is any cops out here anyway I think I can see him um please just go please go stop streaming okay okay um I I just want I just want to see it well well well whatever you have here a little Nate late night visit I'm sorry I Shi my pants oh goodness gracious that's quite the mess you got there I'm afraid I'm not equipped to hand that kind of situation I high recommend you find yourself restroom some CL h best of luck to you frost I cannot see that freeze off your butt o clock okay what if instead if we if no no no I'm not done no don't say this [ __ ] I'm not [ __ ] done damn it no please ah no excuse me but I'll tall sh a God damn it and I don't I don't know how to like you know I lost my son to a crypto scam can I have $1 please it's very cold outside H well I'm sorry to hear about your son but I'm at the bank of sympathy take your sub store somewhere else buddy the door won't be open for you oh you [ __ ] hello I like you well thanks for the meaningless compliment it's not like it makes any difference in the Miss up world I like you do you like me five-year-old speech no sorry I can't say the like me just go away okay this will be the last this will be the last one Tony Soprano Gaba gou Gaba you got my attention but I still can't live with a proper attire find some clothes and maybe we'll talk Gaba I'm walking here hey watch where you're walking we all ain't for jaywalkers here andonia no clothes no entry no scam before I change my mind ah Gab canoli ah gab you're have to Target my horse all right I'll make an exception this time but just this once you hear me REM my cap I forget about it m Pizza now you're speaking my language no I'm not your real character my I got beiz I could do the family is a real mob neck tie okay here we go no I want you to see me I want you to see me I want you to see me I want you to see me what's the deal Buddy lost your clo in the wrong part of town okay I got to escape here um yes being a stripper huh you think that's something to be proud of yes all right why Scott you're under arrest for solid anything think you see me us against you in court yes all right super fun game guys thanks for recommending me this um I really enjoyed this this one was super fun I realized it's been 6 hours of streaming it's must to be 2:00 I'd love to do some persona for you guys but um I got tend to some family business and I know you guys going to be like you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] we were waiting for Persona all [ __ ] day and you shafted it well it was either less of suck up or this so I'll tell you what guys uh tomorrow I'll start with Persona okay but a six- hour stream and it's almost 2 p.m. so I I need to go unfortunately but I thank you for watching everybody I gotta like run here in a second so I'm just going to say this tip of the day um uh get some warm socks but it's cold because you want to take care of stuff oh yeah yeah does somebody have the uh [ __ ] advice how about no advice but I will have um the image of somebody they got the T-shirt holy [ __ ] you really you really did it Bob the Martin holy [ __ ] guys so Bob the Martin from the share man at Christmas we did actually got this [ __ ] printed out exactly as instructed and holy [ __ ] and what was your drip this holiday season PlayStation socks and little shoes and this [ __ ] t-shirt my goodness I can't believe you did it but that is that is insane you you you're a [ __ ] Legend mate you're a [ __ ] Legend Bob the Martin you going into Hall of Fame buddy you're the best all right guys that's going to be it for me today uh Minecraft Ste buddy Bob the Martin [ __ ] Maniac man yeah you get VIP after this I'm gonna mod you right now all right guys I'll catch you soon I'm G to see us live on Vine sace I go host them um I'm on VIP Bob the Martin Bob the Martin there we go VIP you're you're [ __ ] nuts man all right who's live um joshimus all right enjoy joshimus no funnies at the end cuz I got to go now so see you guys peace out and uh uh let the bed dog spiked bye the top of the hotel they w

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Published: Wed Jan 10 2024