VanossGaming All Uno Funny Moments in 2018

[Music] all right here we go we're doing teams we're not doing 7-0 because i don't have like six hours to spend playing think about the kid oh yeah dreams oh dreams oh scotty you're [ __ ] against a bunch of [ __ ] animals canadians versus the irish people yeah canadian yeah that is okay okay the beautiful sound of the the cards being dealt sounds like me alone at night you like that [Laughter] oh [ __ ] okay spicy turn is it hmm just signed your death warrant oh no [Music] [Laughter] that's crazy not gonna come back from that yeah wow yeah strats no what is that we're good oh it's the speed speed round oh no oh no it's the first one to draw guess what taking cards from the deck and getting more than you're supposed to no way hey i didn't know what that card did okay let's go all right all right what do i guess i gotta play this card oh darn this cat's icon look that yeah oh [ __ ] me i can't yeah i guess you're four zero you got a plus two maybe got a new place wow dude plotted any blusters uh okay brian you got a new plus twos hey brock you want to go [ __ ] you [Laughter] the silence everyone is going silent okay don't look at me little [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] damn it oh my lord wow just they just keep coming yeah they don't stop was that fun fun times why is there like a sideways staircase in front of 4-0 on a highway to heaven all right guys i have red if you haven't noticed i think we have come rock just gave that [ __ ] away oh very good very good yeah down there great great that's actually a good color choice i'm gonna lie that's a good color [Applause] okay no yes we are fine yes yes yes yes very good very good very good so awesome are you jumping in oh look at you mister i learned how to play uh is it oh oh oh okay i'll take one i'll take one oh i'm gonna get more cars oh wow nothing i'm good well that's perfect that worked perfect happy 40s barely have uno i don't know you got plus six remember brian i'm trying to think right another thing i had to play it i had options i changed it for you you got to get brock with something okay oh okay [ __ ] let's keep this nine train going we go baby lego okay okay okay okay okay wow dude yes it wasn't me that wasn't called for oh give it to him more than two innings oh i give it to him that's fine that's fine everything is okay everything's great let's see what do you got over there i know you can only play play it yeah yeah yeah we out here no oh my god brock um yes i don't know god damn you good choice good choice good choice good choice good choice choice brian doesn't have yellow here we go ryan does not have yellow thank you captain obvious ryan might have green possibly he may have green indeed no way no no no you're good there you go wait why couldn't you you can't if you get skipped you can't jump in with a skip oh everyone has a ship no brock does i did you just used it idiot [Music] oh look at you look at you shut up brian you're so strong at night yeah i am oh i'd love to play this game one day [Music] okay oh that'll do me [Music] what does this do doesn't do anything it's fine don't worry about it you are a [ __ ] [ __ ] ah yes yes that's what it does god damn oh ho getting there oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] thickens um no idea what he has man i know could be anything really oh but what do i have what do i have oh no i shouldn't have done that you're fine you're fine you're fine you are fine and dandy it's all good scotty i pray for you what's that oh the [ __ ] is that oh you better hurry up bro victory you better hurry up yes damn it dream team baby you want to take that audio bite of that finish that's how he became a daddy [Laughter] awesome great start for me i would argue that wasn't a very good start yeah i don't know it's pretty good it's pretty good how many times are you gonna freaking plus stupid are you really gonna ask are you really gonna ask that oh no no that's not the one i clicked i'm sad you should be you i i did not click that one you you you can confirm video proof did not click yeah that happens just don't don't touch me okay we're gonna get like one six cool awesome that's great okay all right that works yeah you're right evan deserves it oh i'm so sorry oh wait wait yes yes yes oh yeah gotcha oh no damn what it's fine see i knew i knew you had that and then oh no got another one big boy how about you over there ah how many plus twos do you have enough my friend [Music] he's at a loss for words over there [ __ ] do it oh boy are you son of a [ __ ] oh no [ __ ] play for me i feel like you might have read yourself [ __ ] you go get rid of those cards what you got over there big girl damn oh boy yes [Music] i'm really scared right now oh you should be guessing you should be yeah you take that yeah he might have a blue i don't know oh brock oh brock oh brock oh great rng oh great plus four oh okay wow that was very that was sweet i almost jumped in with my seven blue i i i was so close to doing it i was like this is it this is this is this is the tiebreaker right here this means nothing this is this means nothing the first three games is the office i stopped recording the off-season games but damn it's whatever it's like that oh [ __ ] me right yep selfish selfish selfish move or is it [Music] that's me [Music] let's clap them cheeks boy oh they clap so good do it oh i'm really nervous [ __ ] what yes oh no [Music] come on [Music] how did you wait that long we know you don't have yellow epic suspense oh it's not epic really wish it was going the other way for this one i was so close to getting uno i know okay okay something for us please give us something it was something good like that thank you really appreciate that thank you game appreciate it i really appreciate it i really appreciate that one he's still recording are you still recording are you still recording season no you know we weren't winning so it's all season i stopped going after the first three games on god damn it scott yeah okay bud i put that drop bar at the top boys there's two ways to look at it one we're going downhill because our friends don't want to play with us or two we're going up we're moving up in our life because we might play with al dusty we might he's that match will he bless us with his presence we'll help dusty give us the honor i want a glorious day you're going to be here oh [ __ ] all right i hate when you guys start recording the two of you are perfectly in sync oh my god that's what you get oh [ __ ] are you going to take right that's gonna assault you know that oh nice hand yeah exactly nice what's the thing that makes the card switch like oh zero oh thank you thank you brian oh man i'm gonna win real quick i'll dusty you get him back you get him back up yeah you top deck a plus oh change it to the thank you al go out go go you just get the winning hand dusty what have you been what have you done oh i forgot he had one how does this go to what does he have disagreed too what does he have why she puts something else down because oh imagine he just put down a plus two like what the [ __ ] you want a blue or green blue [Music] sorry i meant to say red holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what do you what do you have ryan do you have a green make it blue make it blue and then i don't know don't ever even make it blue oh what have you done evan what have you done did you just give him the whip he's got to pick up oh i'm an honest man look how many cards he has now [ __ ] you brian oh forget it why would you do this unless he doesn't talk like that [ __ ] are you kidding me [ __ ] you man some [ __ ] that sounds like the owl i know i have such a shitty hand yes no you [ __ ] he has a red and a yellow oh i'm [ __ ] too good and one of them is a seven the red is a seven oh thank you thank you al appreciate it thank you these are brandon you know um so let's keep it blue boys thank you don't thank you [Laughter] you just don't know what he's gonna do next oh watch me get up wow al's getting the dick oh jesus you're a con brian you're a kant oh [ __ ] oh man that's a nice hand noble oh no [ __ ] you [ __ ] you evan [ __ ] you what did he have a green too oh ow ah [Music] [Music] if you ever end up in a situation to use that one suck a dick you know you're gonna have my heart [Applause] i don't get these chances of course yes i [ __ ] had owl dusty no i'll don't take my gift oh yeah yeah it's funny how huh yeah yeah he took your cats what are you gonna do about it no al let's see what cards you have just kidding bastards oh you want to take a turn evan go on have a turn there evan ah no green have a turn go on what does he have a yellow zero don't give him the win [ __ ] yeah out drawing out keep [ __ ] drawing [ __ ] i'd love it if it was a plus four who know oh [ __ ] he did oh al's got a yellow seven no al how did you just give him the win again thank you al not kidding oh my gosh oh my god i would have punched through the screen [Music] you [ __ ] [ __ ] jesus christ thanos yeah you got no reds [ __ ] oh i gotta [ __ ] challenge it i don't give a [ __ ] oh i got six how come you could challenge it i don't know i forgot to turn that stupid setting off [ __ ] you out ah jk jokes he's not gonna have another plus two [ __ ] not he just [ __ ] me over and over and over watch him draw like a plus four [Music] go ahead gosh damn it you know you deserve that oh oh you don't know oh [ __ ] oh what kind of lion was so stupid that was so stupid of me you have the power you have the power do what though cause then he's gonna have a seven if i pass to him pass it to me i'll use a wise [ __ ] it al you know what to do i trust al good see he gave you yellow good ow thank you he's two yellows and a blue oh [ __ ] thank you so much holy [ __ ] oh i just jumped in the game oh my god thank you al dusty oh maybe it's my turn for it's a four stop being a sweaty [ __ ] hold on that's a four because it's three four three studios let's see what al does i'll give me the win i'll change it to yellow or put down a four that's all i'm asking out [ __ ] you oh these two cards left oh my god oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] is going on i haven't played keep away keep up with you let's have a plus two please [Music] oh [ __ ] ow oh who's he gonna take thank you thank you what oh [ __ ] i shouldn't have done that why didn't you give it right back to him we're down to seven now stupid is he stupid have put down another seven he had another one stupidity cancelled each other out i gotta make sure alan doesn't win we can't let i'll win you have two cards too no no we don't all right here we go here we go i'm on uno oh my gosh come on boys give me the win give me the win now give it a win plus four zero give me the win now give me the win one more without let's get brian a win let's watch i'll win whoa jesus out go on plus for me [ __ ] [Laughter] [ __ ] but bryan has a plus four i knew it i [ __ ] knew it can i challenge did you know challenge probably shouldn't challenge i think you can you might as well what have you got to lose yes i just split the difference you shared it why would you keep that stupid thing turned on oh [ __ ] al oh oh oh he heard that he showed mercy upon brian why would you do that ah jokes on you no the whole bride was about to cry you know for a fact al picked up a plus four though so that plus four is talking about al had the plus four all along wait wait yep yep [ __ ] you oh my god everything's been right everything i don't understand that rule it means that you only put it down when you actually have to oh i'm sorry brian ah plus two i'll take that take that out oh never mind yeah called it called it right there and you're in your brain dude this is sort of loud though this is so ridiculous it's so scary [ __ ] it's wrong oh yeah it's after all of that oh you could challenge it but um look at that face that's the fist you don't [ __ ] with don't stop just go finger each other's buttholes for real oh my gosh give me a turn give me a damn turn i'm gonna i'm gonna wow thank you all actually what this is oh finally got look all my [ __ ] this game's ending quick everything oh my goodness i guess you got that quick dummy i holy [ __ ] i wanted even al couldn't keep up right there oh my goodness let's go back there's some hardcore [ __ ] right there oh [ __ ] please oh my gosh thank you appreciate it what something what al what does he have all right i'll tell you i'll tell you for [ __ ] oh [ __ ] let's go oh ho ho ho ho [Music] oh all right everybody gotta win congratulations a great win for everyone involved okay guys wow look at it delirious i was like already playing uno look at you ready right [Music] oh [ __ ] we're playing the champion boys let's go i want the crown the uno i play oh no like it's yugioh yeah and now for my seven all right boys let's go i'll get [ __ ] up thanks man appreciate that yeah i spoke too soon wait a minute how come i didn't have to draw oh because it was on me and then it made venom okay okay but now you do so oh my god [Music] pretty chill we're not right no oh my gosh oh let's relax he's like thank god that's what i love his snow goes like yeah that was nice and relaxing all right please pick a good color [Music] nice nice choice i hate that color it's a stupid color that's a good color too do sevens do anything whoa how'd you throw out two two of the same numbers yes you can swap hands with someone else other cards what the hell is that yeah it's jumping yeah i don't really know what that means so also if someone okay oh whose hand [Music] [Laughter] i was seriously just explaining it and you laid down a 7. i was just starting amazing and i was like oh no oh no champion over here boys [Music] what is this [Music] i don't know what this is we're just gonna see what this does what is this yeah what does this do oh you can you can look at people's cards what [Music] oh no we can't see evan's cars anymore am i able to just drop this and just you know make a stroll oh matter of fact you can yes dude this game has gone so good for me i don't know i don't know about that does he have no glue what have you done no it just means he wins he yeah he won the game yeah yeah of course i did uno champion what how many points are we going 186 is how many he got points now what's wrong with the points i'm just saying that's what we're doing now you say in a snotty way interesting interesting kidding me interesting what do you want delirious oh my god wow thanks bill [Laughter] holy [ __ ] oh [Music] oh there we go oh [ __ ] whoever wins the first round is going to get over 200 [ __ ] points do it to it no no no no no no yeah you got it you got to wait no no no no no no no i can't you got to play this damn it hilarious you ready yeah i'm ready jump in now yeah yeah yeah i'm ready i pressed the rope why is it different is there different buttons at that time oh yes on control are you using controlling your [ __ ] whip accidentally look at my [ __ ] hand oh it's supposed to go there's nothing you bet your ass you're getting this hand evan it's your problem next [ __ ] well i'm sure it's going to be your problem again after that though [ __ ] game is amazing no no no no take notes [Laughter] is a little bit what is this okay all right don't get your dirty fingers off my head wow there's so much all of that give i know you were waiting very patiently for that oh my gosh i don't think there's anybody else oh yeah i just want to know it doesn't matter what he has with his three [ __ ] zeros oh my gosh oh yeah that's right it switches [Applause] this game is so dumb look at my hand oh [ __ ] oh my this is so stupid [Music] oh my gosh that is stupid switch switch with me if you don't just just just to do that on it yeah yeah yeah make it red make it red yeah oh no don't make it oh i actually want to cry oh evan just use your two use your 211. oh yes use your two use your two i'll just draw keep drawing keep going come on no a little more no good come on [Music] oh [ __ ] what do you do oh my god oh my god [Music] oh no evan don't don't reverse it he'll hurt me i can't oh no should i go easy on him first it's whatever all right guys dude he's gonna play oh he's got a yellow seven he's got a yellow seven don't allow them to have yellows he also has two wild cards no glow he has a plus four and a color changer a yellow seven right now i'm gonna oh [ __ ] dude he can't lose now he can't lose now we're so screwed we got a seven here oh he's swallowing worse draw for a second if he any turn he gets he's gonna win draw first seven no don't even give him the satisfaction don't play three [ __ ] that guy [Music] oh yes oh the dream is alive boys seven with me seven me no we meet seven him say some sort of sex move seven with me do not touch those sevens man what are you doing get rid of these [ __ ] carrots your [ __ ] can't get them come on oh no good doesn't have blues yeah yeah you're skipped all right that's all right fine yeah there's no table talking here what are you guys doing we can tell to talk all we like i see these cards why won't you [ __ ] you know grab his dick and table talk that way whoa whoa i gotta [Music] does he have no glow i don't know what do you mean you don't know just just draw for a seven let us draw four seven yes are you serious though he's not passed ever there has never been anyone greater than this man oh my gosh okay i just want you to get a seven heaven there we go i'm gonna do this yes yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh that's a friendly gesture i liked it i liked it i'm going drawing for a second you're not getting seven nova oh my god [Music] definitely has a seven though like come on let's somewhere in that deck of cards he's holding over there he definitely has a set yeah he's here comes seven boys i like it back to you back to you draw a plus forever as long as we don't let him go what the [ __ ] none of those cards help you oh that one's okay is it still my turn it is i'm going to go ahead and get rid of this big fluffy nine points right there okay give me a plus four or plus two game i'd appreciate it four plus two i'm not actually honestly there we go there's the plus two thank you very much oh my god i love this game naturally evan get get a seven get a seven evan everything oh that's good yeah yeah yeah and then and then do the thing are you safe oh my god do i want to do this no let me guess you have a balloon yes oh you do i guess you do oh yes oh yeah well everybody jumps through my head right now just plus for me you [ __ ] just do it i don't want to okay well i'm going to go ahead and get a seven and take it what is that gonna do [Music] i have no idea draw draw plus two or seven or zero evan draw drive him drop don't even quit very quickly very quickly every won the round oh [ __ ] it's points me and our dusty are on a long road we don't even get half your points no i forgot that it was points yeah yeah yeah uh-huh you know what it is yeah uh-huh you know what it is oh you know what it is all right you guys ready for uno yeah yeah teams what what you know what it is what is it what i came up with that just now all right you know what we're doing a special deck yeah man yeah yeah raymond what it is this is not a special deck this is some [ __ ] i've already played before there's like three different card decks you're gonna you're gonna see some repeats hey uh hey home yo you like blue no you should no maybe you'll draw some uh oh thank you panda we're on the same team yes wait what this is a free-for-all it's his cards evan and i are actually sharing screens on discord [Music] come on please save us yes you're son of a [ __ ] what are the chances the first [ __ ] card it feels yeah it diggles [Laughter] that's what he said you want to see my [ __ ] yellow go to yellow okay you want yellow we want yellow so bad we'll make him pay oh oh sorry i was trying to do yellow i just i yeah they're right next to each other it is it's yeah they look really similar oh no oh no oh yeah it's called uno that's what you get for that plus four a plus seven he's still going for that yellow though oh he must have drew a bunch of greens i just want to say whoever's still watching our uno videos thank you thank you i would i would have stopped last year i didn't even play window last year but still you just started this year i was about to say okay oh yeah yeah eat my deck that's a nice deck you have there oh thanks thanks go back to green i've seen quite a few decks in my life yeah that's a pretty nice one i mean yeah since the beginning of the game my deck's been growing i should be shrinking by now i don't know what to do but panda's got the baby deck that's right it's like i'm standing in a cold swimming pool right now oh evan i'm sorry you're about to get plucked yeah yeah wait what you didn't have one oh [ __ ] look at this we don't know what he's got his cards are still hidden you know what he's gonna hit us with a suck dragon you guys don't even know that's fine it's fine uh-oh i had to change it to yellow even though he's going to use this wild right now oh baby your deck's about to get a little bit bigger nice all right no no wild cards for you oh oh [ __ ] he did the hutt hut you know it's serious now his deck is getting thinner you call it got his ass [ __ ] at him i clicked that thing as fast as it's my turn sure oh that hurt me do you have anything that could hurt um i'm already hurt uh yeah i'm an ak-47 let's do it honestly yeah but we'll see what does that do um oh it's really popular trapping the card on top interesting interesting jesus christ evan's cards are still hidden what the [ __ ] yeah they gotta censor my deck oh [ __ ] we want to keep our monetization evan please [Music] [Music] oh [Applause] just put it down put your deck down no way that's what we waited for no way oh no what does he have i have no more got something thank you i robbed you i'm sorry oh that was a good one though oh that was a deck punch right there right in the deck right in the deck i'll send it to you to dm oh [ __ ] all that jumping on his turn was extraordinary holy [ __ ] i just jumped in two look at that one two four buckle my shoe [Music] i'm pretty sure brock had a plus no did he not jiggle or you said he was thinking about it he was thinking about it i i'm hey dang it [Music] [Music] wow [Laughter] is that a big poop oh we all get an alien card or something right i don't know nothing's happening oh no okay okay no nines no yellows i like that wait somebody's got that same card because it's stalled i i don't don't mind if i do wieners i don't like it no you don't have green oh my god oh i do have green how do you keep doing this [ __ ] oh my gosh i can play with that peewee [Music] no [ __ ] way no it's not possible every [ __ ] time he gets at the top card it's like that angry hitler video i'm just saying oh he hubbard okay oh he keeps still vomiting come on give me another oh like this okay who just has like uh he has a big bush covering his deck it's just barely peeking out you can't jump in and call it apparently all right now we can see his cards for shaving oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's my turn thanks for shaving no it wasn't red everyone's kryptonite yeah yes kryptonite someone can reverse it do you think he has blue i i think i think he doesn't have red but i could be wrong and my paypal is your paypal is what [Music] you know you know what you know what we're even we're even panda we're even oh [ __ ] wow that was good hannah do the voice of what your your face is showing right there the voice that my face is showing hmm i imagine that that is probably a uh what you see versus what she sees mean like what like what would the sound of like what would be coming out of your mouth like looking at that picture well you know it probably some like and then i immediately just flop over and go to sleep what are you playing holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that uno you ever heard of that game i played it put wildcats picture somewhere on the screen right now talking just shows up like random card what are you doing here huh [ __ ] you [ __ ] his picture is just like flying past the screen just [ __ ] you [ __ ] all right let's do this what we got we got teams okay who's who's got the pleasure of being my teammate who's going to be on the losing team find out i think it's going to be me and evan and oman brock i think it's going to be amazing the canadians versus everybody else yeah you're a moose canadian yeah because you're a moose jiggly what should i do that was a bad move you should probably play you're just trying to play your green card start off yeah bad move dang it yep that's on me real bad move um jiggly this leaves you so caught off guard on being canadian here uh i'm gonna i'm gonna do you this one right here oh evan oh oh boom [ __ ] damn then well then no no because i don't want you because you don't have any whatever you want whatever you want um yeah i like that here we go here we go here we go hey jiggly worked out oh it's working out real good it's working out real good do you think he's got another one jiggles well we can find out oh we we can't or i can wait and we'll see whatever [Laughter] you know that's cool oh he didn't have one that's fine i mean we probably could have just one right there oh that works that works nicely done it was lovely okay i know what to do it's not a hard thing to do i know i know i know please pick the right color oh there you go for me i'm sorry just like cruise i need the color just kidding no way [Applause] [Music] it all worked out what are the freaking chances of that oh you could just hear the panic set in oh lord oh that's so dumb all right first game here we go okay all right oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] me oh wait uh oh my god it's not even his turn and he's hobbiting he's ready i have a four you ready i'm ready just playing a card [Music] i'm giving jiggly an aneurysm oh god dang it we're over here playing a [ __ ] table top card game he's like cards i'm trying to strategize and mine [ __ ] just play the cards man we want to win oh oh wow that's bad for us okay that's really bad oh yes it is so bad indeed your mind has now been [ __ ] like like i don't have another so sorry i'll show you that little pause between um's word and haven't just got on content here it comes again oh fudge popsicles too popsicles that are made of fudge they're pretty tasty we're about to get sucked and suck with only two cards left oh [Music] [Laughter] man we're just bouncing back and forth here [Music] because it monetizes better than any other video yeah and now dusty is a dick yeah as long as we don't play without dusty i'm good yeah what do you mean al's cool no he's not you know there's people that make mid twitter's call dustin they tweet oh we know we know they tweet and they go do you still hate me i goes i don't hate you that's all bright yep and then they tweet me saying suck my balls thank you i'll trust together a lovely day owl but he tweets brian is verified suck my dick [ __ ] how dusty is my homeboy let's do this here we go boys peroxide all of a sudden i really like al dusty i think i've misjudged him hell of a guy all right good old clean simple oh no good old clean monetizable friendly you know are we doing sevens this game and zeros no evan no okay i've had enough evans evan's got a wow this is gonna zero a really boring game because of no glue what the [ __ ] do you mean by that oh look i'm gonna put down a green one cool oh another green one and it's cool we can't always have seven and one oh look another two and a half see now it's picking up no one's picking up [ __ ] dragons that's the funniest damage that's what he does sucks our decks off oh no blues what's wrong brock got no blues good detective work brian thank you captain [ __ ] obvious why doesn't have a gold speaker because he's special because he's wearing a head this microphone is plugged in he's wearing a headset you should use your really shitty mic no glove well there you go yeah yeah do you have an even worse microphone what do you have an even worse microphone than that let me let me dig into the cabinet let me go looking into the arsenal that i have there is the can you hear is it shy is it good or is it child it should be shied pretty shade oh plus ford while i was trying to change mike you [ __ ] country oh oh well here we go [ __ ] classy boys right now he's actually whose turn is it your turn i was looking at ah i was looking at sound sentence i'm trying to get the show hold on let me close this card i'll be right back i gotta i got a hard close he's really committed to this mic ah evan all because you wanted this that microphone changed that night he got flustered while he was gone he has a plus two oh no oh is he gonna get there on time yes three seconds two seconds i just got back i just got back laugh it up laughs here we go now i have the [ __ ] that was totally worth it i'm gonna sound like delirious for the rest of the game because you got that golden mic i got that beautiful mic oh my god [ __ ] you up i could also if you guys really wanted me finally also yellow make the mic really loud please don't salt in the wound ah oh oh oh oh i almost didn't call it i'm gonna win oh my gosh why would you do that i've got to draw i choose wisely i got to draw i only got one [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] see it all works out oh there we go did it no oh i can win the man with the microphone problems brock this is it i've won i can feel it what call of duty what color do you have what color do you have the way this is coming i feel that wind when's it coming it's coming [Music] wow i don't know why you're laughing brian you [ __ ] dobby looking [ __ ] wow wow i didn't see that one going what car you're going to do yellow okay it's on you know wait he's just doomed himself [Music] oh [Laughter] wow great help evan reverse it [ __ ] help i was holding on to that bad boy for a long long time [Applause] man you're cool clearly look at them oh you bastard [Laughter] oh evan get [ __ ] get absolutely wow great start okay what happened i laughed because of brock i don't know why i'm laughing i feel like we're missing out on something evan yeah yeah i don't know i don't know like they're on drugs or something definitely sounds like they're on drugs oh somebody's on drugs oh i could have jumped in but i was laughing good i'm good okay i got that in my system yeah it was something else oh god that was deep that was steep oh [ __ ] oh oh he's on a green boy he's on a green he's got a green how do you know he's got a green because he put the two to green and then and then he played a blue plus two because i played a plus two so that means [Music] oh oh wow oh yeah oh there we go i didn't even get a blue we got a [ __ ] new one jumping in the speed of that oh he's got green boys he's got green start picking up [ __ ] [Laughter] oh man he's got yellow he's got yellow and green i can't do this anymore i can't keep it up yeah [Music] oh oh oh i haven't had a plus two how many hours of him having a green line i can't give this something anywhere i can i can it was great yes you can laughing this i guess the game just wants me to have tons of cards cool awesome don't make it green he's got green you've got a green bench what a scumbag [Music] shame shame [Applause] shame on you shame on you scumbag ending on a wild what a [ __ ] shame shame deep deep [Applause] oh this game's going to be over quick let me jump in a bit more wait where are you what's so funny digging deep what does that golden microphone mean you have that beside your what are you laughing about am i missing something here again oh stop making it i'll probably figure it out in editing but i don't know what the [ __ ] going on right now oh god that's i'm sniffing because my nose is running from laughing oh [ __ ] oh no drop at the base you son of a [ __ ] he didn't end on a plus four and he's got no brian you were safe ah you are safe brian you beautiful deep human being thank you so much brock's got a yellow by the way he's like he's got a yellow he's got a yellow plus can you play no oh he's going closer yeah i guess that's fair enough don't change it don't change it don't change oh my god green green green for the love of god you green keep it ready keep it ready trust me you [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] i'm not playing uno anymore i'm not i don't even know these guys i'm [ __ ] gone brock [Music] well i guess it's a good time to tell you your voice has been deep this entire time oh [ __ ] hell oh well well everyone is watching my video i've sore throat that's why [Laughter] ow not all heroes wear capes they have cpus oh al dusty an apology i owe him an electronic rim job it was a good obsession that was close i almost [ __ ] screwed that up out wow you're in cahoots with l dusty ow all has been forgiven god bless y'all follow al dusty on twitter great guy all right welcome to another game of minecraft let's do this [ __ ] minecraft yeah i'm in the wrong discord no no you're not hi there boys and girls welcome to this [ __ ] video where i pretend to enjoy talking to you guys every day because i make a [ __ ] ton of money let's play some games what that's my impression minecraft youtuber we're going in oh now it makes sense i thought you talked because you play fortnite no no minecraft i [ __ ] hate this game but for financial reasons i play it every day welcome to today's video today we're going to be playing with more blocks i hate my life oh the sexy faces against the avatars then we hit him with this yeah oh my oh the controller jesus christ [ __ ] anthony sorry i just about sharted on myself and that's what i thought i heard the demon next to me all right i'll just put one of those down cool [ __ ] you i'll go back i'll go back to my popcorn oh [ __ ] with the old jump in yeah damn holy [ __ ] don't worry don't worry about it what's wrong um got no reds no no no he's got oh he's got a magical color maker ah jump in and there's the [ __ ] yeah there it is there's a little tip poking out of the zipper you want a plus four you want another plus four yeah [Music] i all right how long is the video [Laughter] did he have i picked one up i was like time to [ __ ] him of course he has one of his eyes ready for us yup i had another secret jesus he keeps one of those he brought one there you go that's a good way to start i don't know if you want brian aiming at you right now let's see let's see are you angry at him for doing that hit me with it brian come on there you go oh [ __ ] a plus six he hits you with an upside down nine you guys know me i'd love to save those plus fours for a rainy day hmm i don't i don't believe him anthony hmm oh i get it i don't believe him at all i don't believe him at all oh wait i'm not [Music] [Music] enough oh yeah i couldn't jump in fast enough [Laughter] all right now hit me with it you [ __ ] you [ __ ] nazi why oh yeah oh he has the nine blue jaw again [ __ ] oh you are organically you are evil oh now it's going down i'm gonna get a lot of cards oh no what the hell is this [ __ ] you gotta play number cards he's got a weird disc that's fine oh let's go does this mean numbers only yeah that's what it means okay you ready anthony yeah yeah hijab uh-huh [Laughter] i thought it was elves turn i wasn't going to say anything team you have this weird doctor oh god i was eating i was trying to eat i could i could have played something well he's got [Laughter] i nine believe in aliens huh oh you should oh we're all gonna name it with us okay i'll communicate that oh god [ __ ] oh no oh [ __ ] jump in the reason the browns are doing so well this year is all down to traditionally [ __ ] it [ __ ] it i'm not gonna be a [ __ ] how many plus fours do you get all of them listen we bought them from there my friend at ubisoft all right it doesn't mean i'm cheating on your girlfriend maybe sucking some you be [ __ ] you be hard [Laughter] you'd be hard when i'm done with you why why why why okay hey look brian we're still [ __ ] [Music] and he's got one of those aliens what the [ __ ] does that do i don't know what any of this alien what does it do that's the alien the other one is like a suck but that's the alien what does it do it gives us all aliens the truth is out there evan remember that here's an eight yes let's see what the alien has in store oh hunter evan oh [ __ ] oh why did i do that i don't know why i did that i just saved you i did that because i like you wow thank you yeah the problem i don't know what is i have no idea wow it's incredibly nice of you brain laps oh boy oh [ __ ] now well yep then wasn't paying attention just gonna keep drawing cards play one draw one the infinite blue there we go brian do it again hell is going on draw one yeah it's a good transfer you pull your alien [Music] you know which one you dumb [ __ ] what i don't want to draw any more cards right okay all right see what we both have okay [Music] i was eating i almost missed that [ __ ] oh you son of a [ __ ] i can't help you here cannot help you how does it feel oh thank god you guys let the pain be brought up you don't know that we've got the nuclear option what does that mean oh what are you going to do to me i'm like that carrot donald trump card oh no what are you going to do to me oh no no not my whiskers [Music] oh [ __ ] real soon oh [ __ ] we might want to do a nuclear option evan i'm thinking i don't even know what that means i'm afraid i'm just going to take oh look at that sexy carrot and again [Music] oh [ __ ] me right no those sexy carrots this time that was worth [Music] so what that's going to do is let's go what that's what it's going to do exactly what it's going to do who's the nasty [ __ ] you can yank my deck any day boy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh my god oh no i was like that oscar performance could mean he has a plus two oh no oh [Music] i don't know what do you think yeah i guess so yeah yeah okay don't don't forget wow i know i know okay i'm just i'm i'm considering a lesson i'm concerned what does that do oh anthony it's you what's that do wait why didn't let me call uno what the [ __ ] oh no he let me call her i mean he wins no no [Laughter] the energy is just unstoppable there you go anthony you're getting hella lean oh the color but i i got a bit of girth going on now boy anything about red right now i think wasn't jiggly struggling with blue you just got girth i don't know oh nice okay we got this you just got to believe uh whatever you want to do [Music] all right wow it took that long for that yep well if you saw how many plus fours you had you'd understand what the [ __ ] the own fish he has returned okay there we go you got one of is this those yo panda you want to start playing another game let's do some duos while they gonna play the sound effect or it doesn't work [ __ ] [ __ ] you didn't do the sound effect evan the sound effect of scene oh naked hey [Music] [Music] [Laughter] hold on chick lee's about to win this [ __ ] he's he's holding the wild oh [ __ ] oh is he gonna play it or is he gonna drop you won't come on a player you don't want me to ground [ __ ] loud all right we're going in now let's do it oh there it is all right evan there it is oh oh [ __ ] yeah you know kind of like the suck it's like the suck but a little different [Music] but a little different oh [ __ ] oh that song is not so different just pray i bank my money [Music] what is that ufo what does that do it's an info [Applause] [Music] wait that's good that's good that's oh very gonna finish with a [ __ ] alien what is that what is that what is that about it oh wait oh yeah dear lord and god get you [ __ ] stupid do the sound effect brian just play it just play it no greens yes yes there we go okay this is a high energy match high octane see no wild finishes no wild finishes you scumbags is that the new rule it's always been the rule of honor you have no honor do not disgrace [Laughter] do your best to isolate that noise and keep it forever i just got skipped and still trying to play a card i am not into this right now apparently yeah that noise [Applause] you son of a dick all right oh jesus all right we're back in it come on thank you brian no problem um okay what the [ __ ] what who's turning it um hurry up we gotta hurry up and do this gotta hurry up and do this hurry up and do this [Music] all right play a card play card do it play card play part play it you won't oh jump in jump in uno jump in boom yeah jump in and jump in he tasted it why would you do that what what brian what okay okay okay and then and then there you go now now we're good now we're good oh [ __ ] you son of a biscuit please please don't have another plus two please don't have another plus two please okay it's all right if he does [ __ ] as [ __ ] don't forget to to save money on your car insurance oh my god i kicked that [ __ ] i had my mouse in the position ready for it here we go again evan this is a bad decision [Music] play it play it play it play it play it there we go excellent there we go here we go is it a wild huh let's see what it is oh look what the game [ __ ] digged me with too it gave me a plus 4. [Laughter] yes cj boyce yes look at that [ __ ] piglet that's a [ __ ] absolute unit of a piglet right there [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] with this guy your mouth looks like a sideways vagina with a flooper that's my serious face you don't [ __ ] with me are you doing some gum there nope just ready to [ __ ] you and your mom that's what's going on there yeah why does anthony's picture look like it's literally 3d coming out of that it is it is uno cannot contain this beauty it needs to i'm gonna write a little song for you guys you ready uno can not contain this beauty you were going to lose when i venmo al duty that's right wait what are all the rules we're playing all right so if you want to win just venmo me because i'm out of duty and i will help you oh god not this again you're gonna event movie are you gonna venmo me home yeah home are you gonna manage also disclaimer i i couldn't change my name back so i'm going to be out of duty for 30 days just saying we understand we understand you've been staying at his house for months times are hard youtube's rough although he did oh [ __ ] it's my turn he did make bank off of uh scotty before how many reverses does duty have i think that's all he has in his hand i mean i'm a.i ah you didn't say how much [ __ ] yeah give [ __ ] me uh here have that one i don't want that one it's a bunny with a bunny costume how [ __ ] creative wise choice tattooing a penis on your penis makes it look bigger the double dick hey wait what happened jumping didn't work my favorite order from [ __ ] in and out can i get the double deck i'm sorry you better have a plus two you better what well now you have plus two cars [ __ ] i don't know what happened to the rules are different than what i selected why does evan have a toilet paper roll above his name on my screen oh oh that's a lot of cards you got there anthony oh that works oh [ __ ] [ __ ] all right there you go are you angry at him are you angry are you angry no he's not no because i had i had an insurance policy why blue because i love blue it's a happy how much do you love blue enough enough to drop some cards out yeah yeah yeah haha [Music] [ __ ] damn [Music] oh there we go oh damn it there you go let's see if he's got red no thanks man what a guy yeah yeah are you kidding me [ __ ] oh my god duty my favorite bird owl duty owl call of duty duty oh hey tyler remember when you did this to me huh i remember all right i didn't have any greens dumbass let's play tennis [ __ ] that's right damn it well do you have any plus two sir oh god i hope not oh yeah i do [ __ ] oh yeah you're okay thank you panda thank you for not putting down your plus two appreciate it i don't have one that's why i said i hope oh oh what color do you want what color do you want green purple there you go he did it see i'm a nice guy thank you you just don't get to play anything until next time [Music] oh my god [ __ ] evan [ __ ] him anthony [ __ ] oh what do you mean [Music] slight problem i can't what oh no no you're fine okay good jesus can i play oh it's my turn look what the [ __ ] thanks for completing my sentence do you have any greens i was like what the [ __ ] no but i got one of these oh my goodness oh god we're down to the wire yeah you want to go you want to go oh no [Music] look at that happy piggy boy you're not happy i am happy you look like that did not go well for me look like you're confused and you [ __ ] yourself and you're still eating at the same time or something yeah i'm not eating that's just my hate my face is smushed in that [ __ ] helmet [ __ ] that's not the right color that's not the right color that's oh i gotta reverse i gotta reverse keep it red if you want that'll work no too bad i still got a green river so it's fine i got it oh okay oh sick if you want to do something you dug that [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] i would have [ __ ] anthony right in his [ __ ] now you're the one that gets [ __ ] i know i would have [ __ ] him reverse this [ __ ] so i can [ __ ] him yeah [ __ ] me yes yes i can keep it ready reverse reverse versus the [ __ ] reversal enjoy the dickening big jiggly [ __ ] face he has a plus four okay if he had two plus fours as his last two cards okay i hope you guys [ __ ] rot okay i could work with that yeah oh that's wrong clinton i wonder if he has a green six what are we seeing here ladies and gentlemen green six coming all there it is yeah he just came in [Laughter] hey man sometimes it happens instead of pressing his mouse button he pulled down his pants [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i almost jumped in oh oh go again tyler fine here let's let's see who gets [Music] i got none today is a good day [ __ ] it i'm getting rid of these i got two of them oh that's fine that was a double pocket run it back [ __ ] all right all right here we go we got that three got that one i have that skiff i am pissed this is where the commentary gets exciting yes so when it gets intense nice choice for you very convenient for you is very good all right i'll be i'm gonna go to the bathroom oh look at that oh five oh five five [ __ ] [ __ ] i don't have to play in 20 minutes four suckers come on let's see oh my god evan do you have a plus two no you swear yes why would i lie to you what oh well i hope he has green you didn't gain anything no he didn't how do you guys feel how do you feel [Laughter] great that was a long one that was your fault that was your fault i owned it he doesn't have blues no don't worry about me though we gotta worry about it keep it blue no i'm talking about evan evans in that blue oh you [ __ ] skipped him anyway he would have drawn a card [ __ ] fine it's all good another chance for us to draw something to [ __ ] his arse holy [ __ ] owl duty over there oh damn turn all robot there you go panda thank you holy [ __ ] how do i not get blues [Music] [Laughter] wow what do i have left gentleman's oh my [ __ ] god evan it's all on you what color do you have panda same color leave it blue leave it blue this [ __ ] what color you have this pigeon got no blue keep it blue this [ __ ] paypal me no i didn't jump in what did you do how are you top decking as well oh my [ __ ] titties r jesus is here we gotta keep the yellow well [ __ ] no i like this color better hopefully it's not the color he has he has this color i hope he doesn't it's wildcat's fault if he has this he doesn't [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he doesn't have green he doesn't have yellow [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] oh no no no no no no oh oh no you know he's got red he didn't have blue yellow or green this [ __ ] actually no he drew a card so it might be three of you have it stop what the [ __ ] is going on come on give me some which one of us has red which one of us has red no no no no [Music] if he has a yellow if he has a yellow eye he does have yellow if he has a yellow [Applause] [ __ ] blue that so hard yes you can blow me so hard i will give you 20 bucks oh my god 20 bucks equals some quality socks 20 bucks give me good sucks yellow there's no yellow oh no oh no oh yes oh yeah oh that's so good he just held all the plus two now no i'm sorry i'm sorry i just want to sound like we're strategizing i look like that bunny looks right now [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] it do you have a plus you evan wait do you have a plastic panda [Laughter] [Music] stop stop no tyler may as well have gotten plus dude oh my god you know what i'll just [ __ ] keep it it's fine i got enough oh my god what the christ don't you [ __ ] dare don't you there relax [Music] i'm scared oh [ __ ] he's about reverse no oh um what have you done tyler what tyler do you have a plus four i have it if you have a plus four use it now [Applause] it well [ __ ] tell me look at the [ __ ] normie look at that 4-0 he's got a real person in his picture [ __ ] normie it's like a hairy thumb can you tell us a backstory scotty like what you're clearly yeah explain your pictures scotty so uh i hired a prostitute obviously yeah clearly i can tell she was she was going down on me and she was licking things that i didn't really want to be licked i was a little confused but i wasn't going to tell her to stop you know so uh we just let it happen and uh that's that's the face that's the selfie you took at that particular moment yeah he took a selfie man in the middle of all that pull out his iphone it says this is perfect selfie time i had to mesmerize that forever i don't want to forget this moment that sounded like you're pulling out a gun blow your brains out all over that pillow our boys start match let's go when you blow your brains up and she keeps sucking all right free-for-all we're doing the suck dick oh yes yes yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wait wait wait why 701 it is on because it has to be on you dumb [ __ ] all right boys you're ready to get why are you so loud who's loud nogla woke up and he's like really loud today yeah speaker jesus holy [ __ ] are we really doing 7-0 yes you [ __ ] my face looks like four zeros right now because of how loud you are come on scotty give us a suck oh [ __ ] i do i do want to come right back to you no it's not i'm going to have an easy win this time you think we're going to let you go i'm just kidding why what was the point of that because i'm thinning out the deck oh you don't give a [ __ ] about you hey you know what you got foods got in your mouth no [ __ ] it's your mama titty oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh i put my mama's teeth in your mouth [ __ ] off [ __ ] off evan i i live 10 minutes away from you i will [ __ ] you up [Music] i know you never leave your house damn it unless you're in ireland i'm in canada i'm [ __ ] talking about 10 minutes with my teleportation device we all have four cars right now wow cars you have cars look at that you have four cars four carbs four cars four cars are three cars right now wow this is such a wow look at this uh such a friendly game of uno right now everybody's getting along everyone's having fun oh great yeah i'm having tons of fun oh yeah look now we all have two cards wow this is close you punk [ __ ] oh here we go here we go boys here we go one for the record here we go no longer have two [ __ ] is that what does it do oh you're going to copy this oh you get to see someone's cards oh you want to see no glass no you don't you [ __ ] no you want to see scotty's pick arms because he's been a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah oh he's got a plus two yeah yeah yeah you all know my car it's good for you [ __ ] do you see that i'm teleporting your hands any [ __ ] second evan any second thank you for the hit wow because evan showed me your cards i knew that your god yeah i know what happened i saw i ain't [ __ ] blind [ __ ] evan what thank you evan for looking at his card the two [ __ ] animals jerking each other off how are we gonna do this oh you click on a card yeah play it and then what i take no glass yeah sure why why though oh all right what are you doing thank you i guess because i have four cards oh now we're three cards yeah that was gonna be a quick [ __ ] game for me oh no i'm sorry oh my god yeah you good at eating them no [ __ ] off you little oh what does he have what does he have nobody i forget okay let me find out six blue one oh now you're gonna see it oh all right wait wait hold up hold up i want it all right all right check what cards there he has a yellow six and a blue one no are you sure uh i kind of [ __ ] i don't know if he has that card well you gave me you gave this to me almost oh i i [ __ ] myself why would you give someone a plus four i don't know what i was thinking damn it jump in slowest jump [ __ ] ever jump in that was like that was like watching like bingo at the old folks home like that was seriously slow yeah those guys are lagging in real life yo that's so mean all right hey to all my seven-year-old plus viewers out there that's just nogla who thinks that okay wow wow wow [Laughter] all right no glad no you can't defend against this uh yeah okay all right everybody i want you to know that um secretly a racist wait what i still have to draw where did that come from i have to drop more than one [ __ ] dead oh i'm exposing you hey do you see my you see my little medal next to me it's it's it's new you see it's got a speaker it's got a noise king is it for talking too much yeah yeah yeah yeah how are because he's wearing a headset yeah yeah i'm talking out of it [Music] he's taking orders right now oh thank you for playing no what would you like oh call it or too slow oh [ __ ] i did it's on the screen stupid ass game i see two extra cards i don't know buddy look at the direction you're gonna get [ __ ] oh no you've switch it outfit switch it quick what do you mean switch it to what switch the direction or plus to him are you [ __ ] happy i regret nothing all right what how did he jump in an uno he has a yellow by the way i wonder what he has wonder what does the question mark card do i don't know but i i have [Music] [Music] okay we gotta change it does anyone have a different number we gotta strategize here okay yeah yeah yeah strategize yes okay i actually i don't know if that does anything fine this time oh [ __ ] you're gonna get the suck oh [ __ ] oh no evan please tell me you gotta call it oh my god you guys are breaking up oh you guys are breaking up i can't it's disconnecting god take it evan hello what happened hello hello big storm there's a big storm here oh yeah 10 minutes down the road from me huh yeah that's right oh everything was fine here man you live in uh yukon as well yeah sure do bud just move there eh make any igloos recently [Music] igloos you just sound like a [ __ ] irish person that's what i am yeah you're in right you said urine he said urine holy [ __ ] for that edit just like have no glass like zoomed in pixelated face like on the whole screen so that that little picture it's shaking it's just violently shaking i have 17 power oh now you have 20. i'm sorry oh never mind wait scotty i'm sorry i can't eat this oh my god i can't even hold my cards i have too many cards i can't see them all [Laughter] twenty-one jesus you just gotta oh my god dragon that's all you gotta do oh dude better stop dragging me with you evan just because i hate norgla [Music] this is this is actual ids oh [ __ ] oh my god i feel so unsafe surrounded by two walls of hearts i just know at any moment it's gonna be mine [Laughter] how is there no signs oh my gosh they have all the green cards those two guys have all the green oh my god what whoa oh [Music] i'm scared half my cards are sevens by the way sure no gloves i don't even care i don't even care wait what let's go boys let's go nice jesus swapping me again swapping me too again cards here it never ends oh [ __ ] that was the funniest [ __ ] statue of uno match ever oh that guy i'm good man hey oh all right which cards are we gonna look at look at mine look at mine [Music] guess what's gonna happen next guess what's gonna happen next i don't have a green but i have one wild card oh my god wow that was ruthless oh [ __ ] now guess what i'm going to close my eyes and click on a color does it whatever it is i'll leave it a chance yeah [ __ ] he's got a red nope i closed my eyes i promise yeah right i think this little [ __ ] i ever heard in my life i'm just looking at his picture his eyes are just wide open jumping i'm gonna close my eyes scotty you gotta do something yeah if he wins it's your fault if he wins yeah it's your fault if you win we're blaming you [Music] okay i kind of lied i'm sorry yeah oh who would have guessed he lied guys oh never never [ __ ] ever heard it here first folks ohm wrecker is a racist all right he's racist against the truth yes oh god what's happening here whoa boom so disoriented what's happening what the hell already got a [ __ ] craw another one what the [ __ ] oh my god another one what the hell what whose turn is it dj khaled what what what whose turn is it where am i what year is this evan evan evan uh do you have a zero shut up nope i have a zero you do oh yeah it's a red one mega red make it right all right wait a second wait a second [Applause] [Laughter] there we go all right scotty you know what to do you know what to do scotty you know what to do i've given you the power we really want to rip it right now we're ripping it oh jesus nice all right no you know what to do ready all right i know what to do i'm ready i'm ready oh yeah there it is boom no oh yeah wombo combo okay thank god everybody's getting cards i don't know what to do oh wow oh my [ __ ] okay take that uh-huh perfect damn it got you yeah got you keep going whoa yeah what's up what's up fam [Laughter] i was a wild ride while it lasted best 10 seconds of my life these these things flying around uh scotty i was not a big fan of your hand i would like to return it to you oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] hit you that's a good hand what do you mean i didn't like it it's not when you're next to evan oh god i want to do something for science just do it what what what i'm sitting on something oh no no no i played it i think the servers are messed up oh okay all right makes sense i believe you [ __ ] resident sleeper this is seriously how many plus twos you got over there all right i clicked it [ __ ] me man well this is uh i'm in an interesting ass situation here yeah you are evan yeah have fun with that home what what what have a great time have a great time oh no go check the hand out scotty wow okay oh finally i can use these twos you're son of a [ __ ] finally i've been holding on to these twos for ten minutes how do i fix this there is no way to [ __ ] just get it out of the way it's suck time oh my god you could finish on a sock i think well not with what i had yeah you definitely can no good definitely i used to prefer that i was trying to in oh my god yikes no bliss your turn no glitch your turn stop hitting oh no [ __ ] [ __ ] sherlock [ __ ] a four son of a [ __ ] you need to change the color i don't care [ __ ] oh wait i could use this what is that what oh oh you big happy [ __ ] all right i wonder what he has guys oh he's going to close his eyes oh would i get that that's the obvious one to choose then it [ __ ] you um all right lion ass [ __ ] oh [ __ ] nice nice nice i kind of like them too man i kind of like them too i appreciate that it's a little bit of everything in there yeah it's got a variety oh my god yeah we out here oh what a stupid decision it's dumb you're drawing it's a great decision it's an amazing decision you're dumb oh am i yeah yes [Music] am i what what the [ __ ] is this yes oh [ __ ] what did he have scotty you see what you did got it that's a good question you did do you remember what he has it's such a great question what the [ __ ] is going on after all of that i get a one oh [ __ ] don't make me drop boy oh no oh what's going on what does he have i don't know i don't know we're going blue you forgot what cards i had dude i had a 5. [ __ ] yes [Music] let's not invite owen again this [ __ ] racist easter eggs just can't stand the obvious racism that's happening at the end of every round he wins oh my god oh [ __ ] ggs man ggs hey uh hey vanna's you ready yeah i'm ready go no way what yeah wow yeah yeah good job man thanks man good job good job he jumped in for the win he's talking to himself so make sure you link me in the description though yeah i will i'll do hey yay no cues no i won't do it just went to a gaming convention everyone came up to me and said hey terrorizer why are you always last why are you always last to join so what'd you do you punch him in the face it's on the truth huh tell them the truth that they all text each other and and they plan to jump into a log behind my back and then they so when you say you tell you told them the truth you meant you lied to them no no no right come on let's play okay we got we got 20 minutes to make another movie we got 20 minutes oh montage let's do it god i hope i win please god please let me please just let me win one last video i got no wins it was depressing these guys just let me win i'm sorry i touched myself at night but please god just let me switch to the blue baby i'll jump in oh there you go damn you're good you're fast sorry dick just dick it's gonna be brian damn that was a really fast laugh for zero sound like a fast forwarded like yeah i just pushed a button [Laughter] do it again i'm sorry okay why are you laughing so quick [Music] oh wow nice guy good guy right why that's all i got wait does he have a plus four as well this is challenges on i don't know what that means oh no it's not gonna work no i wasn't just gonna draw it oh what do i wanna do scotty is on two that was a really good rhyme oh thank you great rhyme great bars oh scotty doesn't have green as a white rapper that was very good well and here we go i've had a green zero since the beginning of the [ __ ] game and i didn't want to give brock uno so i refused to put it down i'm sorry brian you're you're a [ __ ] and i didn't do it to you i didn't do it could you challenge it did he have to put it down is the question or is he just being a dick [Music] oh no no thanks thanks appreciate a dick no problem i'll take your hand it's fine thank god [Music] oh i'm back with here we go there you you made go right choice funk scott no it's coming back for you all right reverse yellow six you what [ __ ] you at least you change the color i guess uh wait why did i just get a card i don't know but it's great what cause it sounds it's on numbers oh there we go i thought it was i thought it wore out how about i just played myself all right so that yeah there we go oh my god you know i did that i didn't know what did that oh shut up shut up i don't have green oh no no no no no what the [ __ ] wait oh cause no not a number i'm still drawing cards for not putting what i want to [ __ ] play no you can't wait is this the thing where the special card makes you wait what is what is going on but then you have to pick up a card dude i can't play i haven't been it's okay you don't have to play wow look at my cards i had two special cards let's uh just never happen all right here we go this is where my footage sorry i restart my thing all right here we go we're playing uno and yeah welcome welcome welcome everybody to a beautiful game of uno we got 15 minutes to make an amazing uno montage let's do this oh that was bad you know he could win no matter what now so yeah someone needs to someone needs to reverse this [ __ ] okay because i gotta wait needs to be red and i got a plus two red it's the only thing i could do to him what do you got dude is there anything you could do you got oh okay that works that also works okay okay okay who has who has something that can murder brian right now who has like uh well i have this oh no okay okay okay okay okay okay so so what do you guys have that can make sure no [Laughter] uh you might want to reverse it brian uh it's not my go can i just jump it on any card that'd be great um if scotty plays a card guys guys guys we move you have to move i know you have to wow are you kidding me he put force play on for a reason what a guy that wouldn't change anything yeah yeah right welcome to a new video ladies and gentlemen welcome i actually didn't even put the first game welcome welcome to uno yes a beautiful game that we've never played before we have 10 minutes to make a montage of uno wow wow wow wow well someone else is going to have this hand soon wow i'm going to go to the bathroom hopefully when i get back [Music] two cards oh wow what an [ __ ] you like that oscar give me that oh scared yeah jump in oh nice jumping yeah i'm helping brock out we out here [Music] that went differently in his mind that was like a [ __ ] crazy that was a good good job guys that was like it was great oh [ __ ] my bad i was like espn [ __ ] like that was top 10 plays of the week good job guys you're really making video games a real sport out here oh man i need a win i've only got five minutes pressure's on what you got you got owlboy [Music] nothing oh boy oh my god oh boy that's an interesting card [Music] um um uh uh uh i don't know what i'm supposed to do oh um what do you mean you're not supposed you don't know oh you oh my god what is happening what is happening what is that no no no no no no no no wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute what do i do wait hold on hold on i gotta figure this [ __ ] out hold on hold on uno and who's it going to be who's it going to be who is he going to be so i guess i just just put it down god what am i supposed to do you're supposed to quit the game that's what you're supposed to do supposed to let al dusty come in he could have picked up a card all right welcome to some uno gameplay today we've got two minutes to finish this and make an amazing uno montage we've never played this before let's do this let's do this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'll just get it get over with ooh yep let's see what we got here wow look at you what buddies i jumped in oh wow look at you guys yeah wow wow get a [ __ ] room get a room damn you want to use that card now 4-0 oh no my turn yet it's going to be soon give it to me give it to me and give it to me you [ __ ] oh and there's the win dirty you know what i'll take it back you can have it back okay okay here we go but i'll let you have it i'll let you have it okay okay it just happened don't do it we're zero don't do it for zero i don't know why i don't know why you did that i don't know why you did that but but you're gonna pay [ __ ] wait wait a second how many more minutes a second how many wait a second yeah i got your ass wait do i still get a flush yes i deserved it you you ain't wrong you ain't wrong oh please oh you're like there we go hell yeah rhyme right mom it's all good man you're gonna get it back eventually it's all part of the plan it's all part of the plan calculate [ __ ] you it's all part of the plan stick to the plan everybody oh jesus oh here we go this is a game this is a real game this is a real game yes it's finally over no it's not i know what brian has and here we go oh my god ah [ __ ] nicely done wise choice wise choice sir oh boy this there we go brock isn't the middle finger he's got one doesn't he no way i couldn't win all right guys uh we got five seconds to play five seconds to two months [ __ ] i gotta actually go damn it damn it damn it damn it all right just post such a bad position right there i thought he was gonna win it all right thank you for tuning in to our uh montage that never happened this is totally not not a video and the next time we play it's gonna be the first time we ever played nuno i'm playing with my friends let's face it [Music] i was waiting for my invitation oh my god look at that beautiful is that your logo by the way you're gonna trademark that i should that should be my logo you should make that a thumbnail on like another channel and like that could go viral just think of like a clever title like man turns into potato or something 100 million views evan are you ready not really but let's do this all right evan's first uno match have you ever played this before like not on the computer but no i've seen the commercials when i was younger ah jesus my controller just vibrated yeah okay oh oh he switched colors oh mine's doing it too [ __ ] sounds like a rattlesnake is in my bedroom wait what do i do so does it have to be the same color or it could be the same color or the same number and if you don't have it you could draw or play a wild you go again evan wow oh [ __ ] oh thank you so it has to be red yeah yep or just another twisty pasta macaroni cheese god he's got everything yeah that's right whatever you please change it change it change it to a better color yeah this one this is a great color i don't oh man so what i do if i don't have a yellow you drop just kidding oh evan's actually a regional champion if you have this you have to hit the uno button in the lower right shut up wait a minute you don't want him what is this [ __ ] what is this [ __ ] oh my god what is that i [ __ ] hate you what do i do what do i do put anything on any any color you want usually what do i do come on oh fire all right i think he's got a red boys seems like a safe assumption yeah you know what here i'm changing now we're going green why change it change it back to the red we hustle on him god okay look it's red oh no oh oh no what do you mean i said uno you gotta click [Applause] [Music] [Music] what the [ __ ] yikes you're just at uno two rounds ago what happened yeah this color so wait wait a second dwight there you go oh so you press uno first yeah oh i thought you had to like be really quick with your mouse after jiggly i'm sorry i have to do this please please please just blue i don't think he has red yeah he was not a fan of no it was yellow he doesn't like yellow oh god hell i don't please [Music] what what okay i thought i pressed the wrong card yellow yes good choice yellow change it red why thank you ha ha [Music] i will retire right now i have another plus two should i put it down it won't happen or it could be defense [Laughter] [Applause] are you holding the entire deck over [Laughter] there oh [ __ ] he got a yazzie okay i could change it john we're going back to green oh part play oh smart play what are the odds oh man this is his first time playing how is he beating me so much i know i'm a hearted veteran god damn it i'm level 22. the young buck has come in and stolen the show oh my god [ __ ] at this rate we'll be done recording and i'll have time to go to taco bell he wasn't being honest with us when it came to his past i saw the commercial i saw the commercial i saw those white people screaming uno wait wait who's turn jiggly he's alright what are you doing jiggly slap totally true just a family of whites sitting around the dining room table oh god i know spanish do you think in spanish-speaking countries they call it one y'all want to sit around the table and play a nice game of one sounds so much less exciting all right so evan we got some new rules we got jump in and draw to match if you don't have a card and you have to draw it will keep drawing until you get one you could play yeah i wasn't listening let's do this all right so oh i get to jump in boom sorry jiggles i have no idea what so evan if someone plays a card that you have like that like i had that mother is this a tutorial what the [ __ ] is happening it's like see that guy over there who keeps losing his turn that's what you don't want to do so yeah it'll let you know if you can jump in you got to click it fast though sometimes there's a keyboard prompt that pops up oh well here's draw to match and i only had to draw two sounds wait like what situation though does that happen if you have to draw because you don't have something it'll keep drawing instead of just drawing one you you can sometimes draw 21. yes you could draw a ton of cards it's happened to the best of us evan we cannot change it to blue all right what about this one [Music] it's a good card not for my situation yeah there you go i hate you the game continues don't worry i'm helping you we're making your video go to 10 minutes i love you youtube really loves you now [Laughter] oh thank god oh thank you um what i don't get it i jumped in jumped in because it was the same card yeah yeah let's do the identical card okay this is the right time the right time yes [ __ ] yeah stop it oh no oh wait i could skip jiggly or no i can't now yes draw jaw only a couple only a couple that's the first time i had to draw oh [Music] now you got a taste you thought [Laughter] purple he doesn't have this color i mean i've got i've got here oh my god how far are you getting oh my gosh i'm stealing the whole deck so we can't draw what do you want what color i could change you want to keep it green you want to keep it green yes i don't trust his desires for you i kept it green agreed he does have a point oh no [Music] oh [Music] no oh [ __ ] okay you know what jiggly no this is a three-way battle wait wait wait john can you can you hurt him i wouldn't want to hurt him he's so precious tell me now john can you cause some harm we're gonna find out we're good i'm just gonna do it you need to rotate your picture so it's put it at that angle oh oh you didn't do it either what i pushed it and it went away oh yeah i waited until it went away before i hit it yeah what the [ __ ] this game is [ __ ] [ __ ] i played overly cautious there because i don't want that to happen and then oh [ __ ] john can you hurt him no just i've hurt myself too much evan go ahead we're gonna hurry myself today yeah i'm clicking that [ __ ] this time oh no [ __ ] words for you man i should have heard him if you have plus two you can play it thoughts with ohm god damn it maybe it doesn't have yellow wow you should have just asked me man i would have shown it to you oh no oh wait let me hurt evan please keep it going this direction i don't have ono yet oh i can't here i can no jiggles jiggles i can hurt him oh no he's my friend do not oh no don't get me jiggles there you go evan your time has come okay relax go on green relax just uh can anyone else no john what wait okay jiggly do not skip me i could hur i could stop evan stop saying hurt people [Music] he's been given a chance to hurt somebody else yes good good [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] oh my god hey at least he didn't save that what if he has an eight oh my god oh oh perfect he's not kidding this is what was happening to you home isn't it annoying you don't have a six do you yeah what unless i do use this duplicate spell okay neither of them have what john no john wait wait is that what he needed [Laughter] i just pictured um just like sweating like looking through his notes like wait a minute he had a blue that's pretty much what it is [Laughter] oh you guys are good this is mine no i'm one more i'm not one come on let's do this all right on that note this video will end [Laughter] i think evan's on the most i'll be honest when i get this taco bell ain't nobody gonna be winning you're already gassy are you sure you need more [ __ ] to fuel that fire alright rapid fire around guys rapping i'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight it's gonna be laying there i know my neighborhood's gonna be able to sleep brother and this is gonna be like an open air vent just constantly blowing oh send it send it yes yes yes yes oh you don't deserve that taco bell oh please work out please i know please work out oh it's working out i don't know for who but it's working out for somebody oh john oh brother please don't sound that sexual say my name i'd appreciate it send it send it to me send it jiggly this could be the end of your draw if you have to jiggly make it right make it end no jiggly no wait maybe that's a bluff no that was genuine i can tell i could hear the sadness make it red make it red you gotta get back to red why why tell me why tell me why i ain't nothing oh jesus oh my i don't know what i'm doing but oh oh thank you okay wait no no jiggly's gonna win it's great [Music] you [ __ ] man oh my that's what i wanted goodbye anthony is that what you have you have a [ __ ] another one i'm going to have nightmares about this this time wait you want green oh my god thank you evan but you should have said uno good job did you shape the game i just like put it in front of his face and took it away this time i'm not [ __ ] it up please still might have bread which color does he have he's been hanging for red recently we actually shut up oh my god how do you always call you one of them what color do you want yellow yes what if i was blessed i hope you weren't bluffing because i want those tacos yeah i did thank you so much oh [ __ ] you are the best evan thank you oh well ohm's got his video which means i can go get my tacos game welcome [ __ ] oh [ __ ] who's that oh my god what up how doody owl duty what's good gonna make sure i run the record this time what oh dusty is your brother yeah yeah yeah it's owl duty national disaster [Laughter] yeah man was good man my brother couldn't make it i'm here to fill this spot hell yeah i have to go against that guy my name is duty oh dude he's ready to play so what brings you to uno al duty shut the [ __ ] up and start the game he's here he's here for [ __ ] business yeah don't think so oh [ __ ] this is legit it is okay oh i forgot my controller's plugged in like a weird son of a [ __ ] that's what you get robot you know it's like when you go to the stock restaurant you need some al sauce sauce yeah i gotta put some al sauce on your steak at the steak house whoa the game made me keep it when i was jumping um i'm gonna draw oh good choice your turn now oh thanks man uh what color do you want home uh blue [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] i don't like him his voice is weird and it makes me listen he represents the future of a.i yeah i don't even care what happens i don't even care what happens because i'm a robot oh boy oh oh boy i showed you didn't i al [Laughter] oh i'm sorry scotty you're lucky you would have gotten stacked on if jiggly didn't jump in look at that i did you a favor scott that's true that's true i'm i'm not sure about that somewhere somehow i did you know so funny i was saving this for a rainy day okay well never mind scott comedy d4 zero you didn't have to pick up eight you just have to pick up 10. there we go now okay put the [ __ ] card down oh [ __ ] i got that you have everything we get it you can count you're a robot [Music] you got a reverse panda no i had yes i'm sorry i didn't see it i do have this boy so glad you got that at least it looks calculating duty calculating these for the love of god i don't have red please please please please please please please you got me that's right [ __ ] that's right oh jesus christ oh [ __ ] yeah based on my calculations you don't have red so [ __ ] you [ __ ] if you could switch to yellow i could do something just to stop him what when i know what you're up to oh no boom goes to dynamite oh no you got red [ __ ] oh no ha ha go ahead do you think he has green no just reverse it back it's fine okay yes oh i thought i guess machines can't lie they're not programs to do so what color do you want blue oh okay well i guess i'll take blue [Laughter] blue it is hey look i have a little witch i got one too i've got a three second or lose your turn card oh hurry up oh my god i'm so scared [ __ ] look at another witchy oh god that rabbit is making some runs oh oh [ __ ] does he need green i don't know how would we know no you took too long too many questions you should have just played freaking what is what is your cards randomly oh whoops [Laughter] [Applause] my duty is over here [Laughter] ow duty signing out all right what's up man oh hey how's it going yeah i don't know what you're talking about oh [ __ ] are you over at al's house you guys are in the same room i'm at doodie's house [Laughter] oh god when it's time for how to play would you say that he got the call of duty the [ __ ] out of my seat he's back the call of duty is here he's backing better than ever let's see if this works [Music] not this time i'm ready oh oh come on i can live with that all right i only got one all right how many cards did you get home uh like three oh here's one more take four more i knew that was coming what color do you want though red what the [ __ ] you know oh is it my taunt have a witch that was the slowest jumping yeah i know man all right here's [Music] [Laughter] i have a plan for scotty whoa whoa whoa whoa my game froze you [ __ ] do you have enough dedicated wham i was supposed to jump in there the hell happened your systems upgrade your [Music] [Laughter] [Music] his system is crashing [Music] sorry why'd you have to make it red my bad [Music] little boys you've only got a way a bit of time think fast you're talking to a computer yeah that's right [Music] oh [ __ ] he got the boom boom yep it's gonna be green over there [ __ ] let's find out god damn it yeah okay what color do you want purple it's always blue [Music] all right the speed bunny's well gone he's still here oh there he is he took over ohm's picture [Music] [ __ ] sounds these things make unbelievable they should hire me to draw cards [Music] to like draw cards like to where you have 40 in your hand or illustrate them did you make the sounds for this game yes oh god no yeah no i don't remember the last time i played a card thanks oh what a nice guy [Music] yeah yeah the robot knows oh he's just kicking our ass well al dusty always whoops our ass so it's obviously to be expected you guys lose to a robot again yes turn off the ai so easy [ __ ] that guy oh god uh let's start off with a solid deuce just [ __ ] yourself not this time like chicken wings yes i like chicken wings oh so many bits of jump in yeah all over your legs yeah that's what it was sorry guys bam i've never jumped in with a controller before oh [ __ ] wow out here well i got something for you [Music] just let me find it real quick um well if i played her if i keep it it makes no difference it's still blue so there you go wow well the ai has been defeated i let him win i let him win i calculated [Music] [Laughter] okay i've got something that will definitely beat your ginger shot ladies and gentlemen introducing moose juice yes juice they're freshly yanked the most potent and highly fertile juice on the market the best energy but females beware i think there's proof that moose juice i'm telling you my blue raspberry flavor okay uh this video is brought to you by new smoker thank you how do they get moose juice to taste fruity they feed them enlighten the man tell them teach us your ways he just has a high intake one day of a certain fruit yeah exactly okay is it creamy mmm oh ho oh it's creamy what's the ingredients you just check moose knuckles come oh on the back it says need a music energy boost we got you covered late night naughty early start ouch moose juice is your new best friend yes indeed moose juice is my best friend i no longer endorse that product afterwards that's good all right all right we're doing good this is the mlg of uno right here evan you're my teammate we gotta take our move and terrorize them yeah terrorized do not lose this for me let's do this all right oh [ __ ] [ __ ] we got some stuff like that i don't even know how to do teams how do you do teams no you do the same yeah i like it i like what you got though brock i like it yeah all right now what should i should i play let's keep it irish okay yes keep it irish keep it irish i'm not a big fan of these cards right now oh good to know gentlemen good to know yeah yeah yeah oh oh very good oh nice one nice one nice i like it yeah i like it nice one nice oh oh yeah nice one nice one oh yeah oh whatever [ __ ] you and then you know what i'll do oh oh oh i know you're going to pick up two cards damn it we're going to auto [Laughter] oh i love green actually you know what though you know what's even better evan what what what when you got the blues yeah oh no god son of a and then what about this double it you wanna call it you know oh no god damn it they might win this [ __ ] okay all right you got to change it we're not going out like that brian i got this there oh [ __ ] oh no ah brian come on keep it he's got it you got it you got it just just yes yahtzee i wasn't paying attention i was gonna do that plus four and then it got reversed it's it's me and my boy al dusty now yeah they figured that al dusty was worthy of this competition more than ryan so if you guys want to subscribe to al dusty his link will be in the description and then evan you got you back can you invite me i have a youtube channel as well for [ __ ] sake hey man al dusty needs all the help he could get alan i got this give me that it's a i not al a.i invite me please i'm sipping on moose juice here and i'm hyped as [ __ ] we're just gonna continue where we left off yeah yeah so um you know we're gonna continue off of that two-nothing lead brian yeah yeah yeah finally this one we're doing a giveaway for two walmart gift cards all you gotta do all you have to do is write your social security number in the description or sorry in the comment section don't actually do that okay please don't actually enjoy it i do that but definitely put your pin number and your your banking information and all that sort of stuff don't actually do that please that's a joke that's another joke please let me know you have your credit card for a second and you also have to subscribe to the gaming terrorizer that's a joke that's also a joke don't do that oh [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] say that in the video you dick they know i'm just joking all right okay do the unthinkable yes nice you have like an army of cards over there no the amount of cards represents how big his boner is oh my god this could be beautiful if i this could be amazing oh my goodness it could be it could be amazing it could be you son of a [ __ ] i like it the double play the double play all right i'm gonna take it to get number two on you guys yellow number two oh god how does that make sense oh oh you know just it all comes out real fast oh yeah look at this boom look at this the number four look at this oh yeah you look at that oh yes oh yes okay yes this is good it's my turn okay oh yes there you go no no no no oh my god you guys are lucky [ __ ] the hell is this [ __ ] we haven't even played a real card in like six turns welcome to our world all right you're gonna have to do it i think you're gonna have to do it yeah i gotta hit him with the good stuff red oh no you just sit there and be enjoy the rest of the video that's right right now i have all the deck yeah [ __ ] i shouldn't have picked that you down goof son no you didn't okay he's very honest this is good this is good yeah let's do red oh oh you [ __ ] you just didn't expect that i'm pretty sure who has a plus four oh okay all right i might okay all i could play is that sorry yeah that's all i could play too oh no he's got a play all i can play is this knew it you liked that acting academy award baby award evan had the win lined up for like three minutes and the academy award goes to surprisingly what the [ __ ] an uno video we're back in this brian ryan terrorizer not even a real name no no joke no joke on my business email i had brian as my first name and i put in terrorize as my second name doing a brand deal with a company and they booked me flights on a plane as brian terrorizer i went up booked my went to the check-in and she goes brian and i just look at her smiling and she looks at me and she goes what's your second name i gave him my passport how come they put in a terrorizer that's a good move too it's it is a good move actually kind of a [ __ ] what about this you think this is a good move i think it's a great move good one nice i've seen better if i'm going to be honest oh you gotta hold it you got it [ __ ] oh evan you're good yeah there's a glitch in the game there's a glitch in the matrix i 100 click that slow motion replay crazy ah dudes i think we got this one in the future can you change it yeah can you change it uh like this is the best i can do for you there's absolutely nothing here i know you gotta yes are you serious holy [ __ ] yeah yes serious i'm efficient for that [ __ ] oh my god crucial that three was crucial oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh god holy [ __ ] oh god what that was so lucky do you know what better move juice oh my god all right welcome everybody welcome back to team uno and uh this is some elite uno gameplay here we go yep booty serious done already freaking serious welcome to uno [ __ ] look at my hand oh but do you have another green oh yeah i do oh he does okay but do you have another green oven wait what come on get a yellow man [Laughter] [ __ ] you test in the waters yes yeah no yellows and no blues all right so we're gonna start this uno channel we're gonna we're gonna start a revolution on youtube gaming okay i like for that for uno uno night yeah that's right we're gonna livestream uno imagine drake just starts playing you know [Laughter] this just in drake eminem and cardi b have been playing uno nonsense and drake are just doing five thousand dollar games on you know holy [ __ ] wait oh you were playing i didn't even know you were playing in this yeah i know right when did you show up you're gone we got al dusty in here are you serious [Applause] but we're going to call them out it looks like a lowercase l oh dusty [ __ ] you out you didn't call me [Music] i mean do you want me to win or do you want alice oh [ __ ] what color does al have oh this is all on you anthony this is so much fantastic and look at al's face right now remastered read my bot one summer hours sometimes they're open to like 10. well let me check what are you going to get i'm going to get myself a chocolate blizzard with reese's peanut butter you want to oh my god oh [ __ ] the one down the store closed it's like 9 30. okay we got to make this quick oh let's do it boys i'm gonna get some fat cream you wanna know a trick but tell them to make it extra blended extra blended is that like ordering is that going to the store and asking for an extra medium shirt [Music] no what is extra blending actually extra then you don't have to chew the candy you just you just get all the peanut butter and chocolatey goodness i wanted you the candy i like the different textures in my cream all right please talk more about your cream oh [ __ ] it's blended with chocolatey goodness with some peanut butter with some hard chocolate coating on top submerged in the deep chocolate [ __ ] [Laughter] i'm the only one with a lot of cards right now i'm feeling very bad at least i don't gain any cards from them all right evan there you go wow i have another shot dairy queen is not happening top deck god damn it whoa oh no you have a plus four don't you moo i mean i'm right am i the kind of guy that would end on a plus four i'm that guy i had no shame i've done nothing but change the color then just sit back and watch you guys play so far [Applause] oh game if i stop responding in about 10 minutes it's because i just caught up and left [Laughter] i'll step out loud all dusty take my place whose turn is it you know what it is man holy crap first time i've gotten to play yet oh no and he's going back to yellow oh my genitals yellow here i'll put down this yellow oh god he has agreed oh [ __ ] if you can turn around can anyone turn it around yep evan is going to win okay here you go move okay okay i'm gonna i'm gonna i got this yeah oh my gosh it's a three-way [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh it's not gonna i don't hear from you it doesn't matter you all have uno yeah be careful um there's only one green oh i'm good i hope that i hope that's the right place i think panda went to dairy queen i don't hear him wait because you lost or because dairy queen is closing oh well what did you have anthony i had a red eight i was trying to play mind games it was a red one it was a red one so mu put down a one and then evan put down a one and then moon jumped in and i couldn't win that's it no i'm done i'm done oh god here comes al bundy al dusty whatever his name is i'm a [ __ ] why do you think i was putting down cards you're a [ __ ] sometimes so i thought it was just normal i think we were all putting down cards okay all right i'm sorry for calling you [ __ ] oh thanks man how do you like that huh oh no i like that what a guy i like that oh thank you god i mean i've got are we sure we're not going to like 99 you can do it it's all you [ __ ] you you oh he don't give a [ __ ] about you come on oh oh thanks no problem dude brother real original no problem sorry can i play please you got a water or two okay [Music] so i heard that i could hear you clicking that jump i just my voice sounds super calm but my hand is just like you were panicking like crazy choose wisely here choose wisely choose very wisely okay i like that i like that move there you go you like that still i do it's keeping you awake you'll sleep when you see just watch just watch swear to god you're gonna press two watch you'll see [Music] what we see huh what do we see what's the game there let's see you'll see you'll see you'll see why i like this you'll see why i like this [ __ ] him to win he's wait he has either a green or a no there's nothing i can do brian do you have a plus two no no i did have one and then you [ __ ] change the color choose wisely moo choose wisely oh [ __ ] blue change into blue how am i supposed to do that draw cards straw you [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it i hope he wasn't yeah i guess that works does it oh it does i [ __ ] knew it dude it only works uh what color do you guys want shove it over your ass there you go i don't really have yellow i don't think he does either what color do we think he has green green is what we thought what do you think it i think it's a great why blue but he could have been baiting us then too oh i have all the cards now yes are you kidding me yes [ __ ] [ __ ] man let's go i won't talk about brock yeah no maybe not definitely not wow [Music] [ __ ] you how about that catch me outside hop a dog yes it's your weakness i got you i got you you i [ __ ] i knew he was going to do it the second job okay well now i have to do it you hate to see it you hate to see it that's what i get for saving you that's what i get for saving you welcome to urdo oh you almost synced that perfect hey you got a plus two you got plus two brian nope all right well won't stop him thought so just the logic i just know like the back of my hand oh no oh that worked for nothing yellow is your weakness never mind i have no weakness you okay you know who i am yeah i've seen you play golf that's true hand-eye coordination i've seen you play video games yes that's your weakness no i'm saying me yeah yes yes next week loose knuckles channel becomes like a toy unboxing channel hi guys brock here and then he would probably start a brand new amazing career because those channels oh no i didn't mean him i didn't press that on purpose oh are you going to finish on that one red what color do you want ryan green you're a [ __ ] such a ticket oh that was actually a good thing it's very good but it was very good very good very good very good very good oh [ __ ] you can hear the spamming of clicks why do you have so many cards what color do you want i don't know it's up to you man all right thanks for asking i'm doing this for the views what color do you want what color [Laughter] what color do you got mo green green green uh it's definitely green green i swear let's make it green let's make it green you have a plus two no yeah you do oh [ __ ] off please please don't you're a [ __ ] dick yeah i knew he had it i knew oh yeah i did that one for the viewers my friend yeah you ready for this huh holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh so my paypal is owl underscore dusty at hotmail.com thank you for handing me the game right there the amount of people that have just rushed to paypal to make that their email all right this is it this is the uno mlg tournament okay the grand prize today is uh chipotle gift card changed up my favorite yeah that's right i don't really like chipotle too bad too bad you gotta play like it's the most important game of your life all right you got that you you can give it away re-gift it yeah if you win it i'll take it i need to see it in your face noble the picture on your card like show me show me the face of the champion oh there we go oh snow oh middle of june this looks like my backyard wait what yeah in canada oh wow great start wait do it do it yeah you [ __ ] you like that nobody oh you saw a [ __ ] do you you like that how do you like this home how do you like that oh i love it okay pay attention he did it evan's in his home turf oh [ __ ] oh wow you you guys really shouldn't have done that really shouldn't have done that because check this out you should have done that that's why that's why right there that is that's my right hand actually stupid he's on night you know what i don't know how's the home advantage team canada me and panda are from canada so we are just happening i didn't know i was what the [ __ ] i'm learning so much okay that's fine that's fine that's fine here you can have this instead oh yeah you got another blue no i don't actually that's a problem there we go that works oh it does it right that's right so what did you back together change it back to green you don't want to do that you so what color did he have again blue green blue green i don't have green should we go to do not have green no no we don't care about evan i don't have green jiggly doesn't have blue make them blue oh [ __ ] oh um has like a special uno mouse where he has like all these hot keys he's got a hockey for it it's an mlg uno mouse okay he's got the razor whatever blue mega blue yeah yeah yeah we got this oh [ __ ] your bass uh do whatever you want man it doesn't matter i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna set you up here baby right it appears to be a color that's not all right still doesn't have the heart of the cards here with that okay see come on part of the car come on in the car it's harder to oh wow great a solid six yeah oh man what else do you got nobody yeah [ __ ] oh boys withdrawn we're drawing holy [ __ ] we're getting a couple of cards jiggly yeah that's all right variety's never know what to drop let's even it up i think the snowman on the bottom of my screen is just staring at a huge giant pair of tits that's the face probably the only way i'd look at something for that long stare at some tits huh all right some good old ice titties uh what should i do panda should i send it to you or should i just do what you got to do man we're playing three send this point bro no that's fine that's fine that's fine yeah buddy i expected that to happen oh look at this yeah you're laughing now look what i found it is blue no no we're going this [ __ ] boom what are you what are you guys doing i really want to be blue he said [Applause] oh it's my turn again that is some serious teamwork right there guys hey thank you very much i've been looking forward to giving jiggly this question oh [ __ ] a little dookie we're gonna why are you wearing look you're drawing now i'll play it for you if you reverse it he's gonna plus for me now i'm not going to do it don't worry i will just plus four hand okay fine i'll press for them [Laughter] it would have been aids you guys were [ __ ] with us i already told you did you not listen i want to hear the reason again i didn't believe you play the skip for god's sakes when jiggly's helping you at uno you know i have some guitars [Music] here comes another skip oh all right okay okay here we go last card hugo what color does he need he has a green doesn't let's find out yes no not today oh [Laughter] one evan you ready he doesn't have greens he doesn't have a green dude this is some of the greatest teamwork i've ever seen [Applause] on that last turn oh my god that was amazing congratulations oh wait no that's two out of three all right we're going to make this work nova this is do it do it do it if he is plus two it just that's the way life goes i swear to god yes [ __ ] regretting that one [Laughter] you got all [ __ ] cards too just the way lights go god dang it he got some bangers home he got some [Music] because they're great oh [ __ ] i'm gonna draw because what rhymes with draw [Music] oh just during a freestyle raft you just don't know what to say so you just do that well rhymes withdraw uh i don't know yeah let's do it just do it just do it just play play play yeah play no no play i'm going for all the biscuits [Music] oh [ __ ] it doesn't matter it never mattered [Music] oh gosh okay oh [ __ ] the super weapon plus [ __ ] that thing look at that [ __ ] thing god [ __ ] now this is got green though sick handed man what happened real nice oh [ __ ] i don't oh yeah [Music] how does he have two of those that's right why and why did you make a green jiggly [Laughter] you're nearly legal my god no he has a 9. what the [ __ ] [Applause] wow man my footage is great that was luck oh my goodness oh god this is a dumpster fire holy [ __ ] that's gonna be the name of my mixtape as the homeless guy this [ __ ] lit it's a dumpster fire it's a shame because no one will hire me can't make money because i'll never get hired my asshole's the only thing that's getting fired fired from once what was his job eating taco bell your [ __ ] eats taco bell i want to see that i'm just like i go bags behind your [ __ ] ears i go backwards open that bowl hold swallow that burrito spread those cheeks while we're coming in oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay i can't regret for a minute no glue but i'm feeling a little bit better here we go bam bam hit him with a bam oh [ __ ] all right i like it whoa whoa whoa [ __ ] triple pasta why are we playing again we want it you do it do it just do it back to me you're gonna do it the thing has been ditted oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] why did i do that did you make it not have red red red get red no he didn't have blue [ __ ] it ohm has a notepad i do post-it notes all over his computer 43 he has says a bunch of pictures on the wall with notes with a bunch of string attached to it all right do it do it now don't jump in though don't jump in don't jump in i'm not i'm not jumping jump in and evan i i have a mission to make all right i was trying to get myself blue all right that's all you jumped in i want to say one thing and one thing only it was fun playing gents this tournament is over [ __ ] on my scrotum i gotta respect you guys and just put put it out there and say you know you i love how you're feigning sportsmanship to be a kind wow [Laughter] like i was saying guys it was a great game there we go damn it tried to quit before you could do that that was [ __ ] that was very much [ __ ] three whiles in a row oh that's fun thanks for inviting me evan oh my god this [ __ ] sucks i'm gonna just go hang myself right now oh man all right finally i am officially here for real because you can see my face face reveal same with brian i just ejaculated that's okay there's some new cards here boys they're really ugly they're really ugly cards oh they're colorful i like them we're doing this just so it visually looks different so we could hopefully get more views than our previous uno video because it's getting old just wait all the comments we stop playing uno stop playing play something like fortnite what the f what is this what is this what is this oh [ __ ] whoa it's the fat dragon man you just you took all my good cards okay let's see that's what you get hi thanks evan and what color do you like uh blue [ __ ] [ __ ] i challenge what does that mean what is this fight to the death now brian gets four wait wait what is that even what does that mean brian i challenge you and you got four that's what is the challenge [Music] that i get plus four oh wait no no it means i get plus six i don't get it i'll be brutally honest i kind of forget how that one works can we explain what challenging is challenging is where if someone plus four is you you can choose to challenge it or not if you okay try kind of gathering that can you tell me what all right let me explain it from start to finish mister want to know everything okay and basically if you win they get plus four if you lose you get plus six and as far as i know it has to do with you challenge it if you think they had another play other than that card and um yeah that's how it works no i vote no challenges that is that you're the one who put it in your horse then did you really just forget that you're hosting oh are you serious oh [ __ ] don't put that individually definitely [Laughter] [Applause] oh my goodness do something do something i got nothing man yeah oh my god wow oh [Music] if you get the chance plus for me okay oh why no reason crap no reason just do it evan don't be scared little suspicious oh did you brock just win that's a dumb boys it's not drawn [ __ ] oh no no no i don't know what this is but i'm gonna do it i don't know what it is either i think we're supposed to get a quick peek at brian's cards hey brian two reds and one green nice wait you all gotta see it yeah yeah now your cards are hidden brock what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] why we were making him win we saw his cards and we're giving him he's red i'm reversing it imagine he has green imagine he had green points getting analyzed now i have the pressure on me [ __ ] okay thank you brian don't let brian win he's my arch nemesis and it keeps marching oh [ __ ] i was clicking i was checking something on skype what brock's on oh no my gosh wow couldn't have guessed that one i swear i swear more than people next up boys we're just warming up we're just warming just posting the toast yeah so you want to open up that window channel yeah yeah i think it would go great evan yeah think about think about the uno montage is like the epic music that's happening right now see those hit markers in the middle of the screen oh fire flare oh great in the corner it's a picture of a cheeseburger oh my god paula abdul jabar what i went to i went to say paula abdul and then no reason to barf the basketball player like kareem abdul-jabbar that's why i [Laughter] [Laughter] oh my gosh stop wow nice one brock how many cards you get there this is a nine i'm putting down it's a red nine oh [ __ ] i'm going one down to an a i'm so sorry dude oh i'm sorry i'm sorry fine i'm not gonna win anyways yeah not with that attitude exactly mister cheer up buttercup yeah yeah [ __ ] you i'm not gonna win anyways wow is that uno what what stinky [ __ ] the power of the cloud i i don't have anything i don't know i have to draw for something give me something no i have nothing dude i can't do anything he's gonna win don't worry it's all right all right all right all right it's all right [ __ ] you bro thank you thank you appreciate it no problem no problem i appreciate it even though i'm not going to win but you know appreciate it he's saying that he could win gosh your problems are so hard evan feel on four cards must be difficult for you oh nice thank you even though i'm not going to win thank you appreciate it what do you mean i'm not going to win you're on two that doesn't mean anything that means you're closer yeah but this game's called uno not two oh thanks man no problem someone's learning there you go there you go wow that's the [ __ ] i don't even know what that card does that's some yugioh [ __ ] [ __ ] you act the weight of my trap cord yes yes oh wait no that's fine that's fine yeah no is it is it it's not [ __ ] block season uh yeah all right nogla say your prayers i'm saying them oh yeah wow yeah oh [ __ ] oh my goodness come on oh um are you gonna really give it to me you're really gonna give it to me don't do it frog i don't know i have an agreement give it to me no yes i should have gone with blue oh my gosh thanks a lot moose knuckle whoa oh i won i'm not gonna win i'm not gonna win doesn't matter i won't no yeah well [ __ ] done all right i'm gonna win this one nice choice shut your hole man ah do you have green uh no i don't let me find something good for no glue though i don't know what this does what you're supposed to say of that i don't i don't know what it does it deflects when someone puts down a plus two on you if you're about to get two cards or four cards or six cards 20 cards you play that well guess what you only live once no glow oh nice no glassy changing it back to yellow very smart stop being nice evan hmm keep it yellow no glen needs it yellow yeah oh for [ __ ] sake now it doesn't matter oh i'm actually okay with that we all just wrote a huge dragon together oh boy here we go here we go it's all right nugley you know why why cause i'm not gonna win anyways wait green or yellow nogla seriously just skip me already you can't [ __ ] [Laughter] okay oh he's got no greens oh now he's got no greens put it down on your notepad everyone put it down on your notepad no clutch no green no green and also no red no greens what is this what is this what is this what is this guys what does that do oh you get to see cards you get to see uh you have to choose which person's cards you want to see and then yours get hidden thanks thanks for choosing mine you're such a good [ __ ] friend of course i'm glad you've been so kind to me this game you have similar cards to mine so you might actually win i might support you because we have very similar cards just stop evan just stop being nice i it it sickens me see look yellow that's what you need thanks brian see brian's a true friend could have picked any color any color i was not even looking at it yellow yeah he has yellow i have yellow too so it's okay we're on the same team oh yellow no greens why because evan's a true friend i am see look i'm going to keep it blue just for you what a guy thank you thank you so much evan what a nice guy this is bringing a tear to my eye right here guys i can't believe i'm about to wait my friend make it blue make a [ __ ] blue if you can make it blue can't do anything brian brian it's the off season oh [ __ ] don't get too stressed brian it's the off season [Music] i trusted you brian yeah boy that's ryan's fault ryan is falling definitely had nothing to do with heaven there you go no glasses thanks evan all right okay yeah great start for you there brian [Laughter] great star what's so funny brock that's so funny now is it oh [ __ ] hilarious isn't it oh you son whose turn is it oh mine okay nobody's almost winning i'm i am winning i have the least carrots there's no almost about it you're just almost about to win rather okay yo boys i'm doing this because you guys are [ __ ] what are you talking about what we helped you win the other game you deserved oh yeah yeah right oh he has green all right keep it off green maybe he just has a special card doesn't matter what i have i'm going to win in the story thanks heaven it's called skill man it's called skill yeah yes yes fight me i'm level 26 you're only level 11. look at your little badge there when you get up to my level and now you have a crown then we can fight let it be known that i had to restart because i put it on my actual account so i'm not actually level whatever i was but oh my god it's a photo card game calm down [Laughter] all right there we go look at your picture i got the bunny a little personality yes look at that what do you say what's the award best best smile best face uh i don't know about that anymore but oh i still win i don't know what no one could ever beat that anthony definitely wins yeah when my hair and beard are clipping out of the frame i win [Laughter] can somebody do me a favor and someone can someone do fine art of anthony see that little tougher hair on top it actually looks like that's the only bit of hair on his head so can you draw him bald with that tiny little tuff of hair just on his forehead brian did you see the one i posted recently where i looked like a unicorn i posted it on uh was it on twitter here let me get the tweet and i'll put it in the discord all right and then it's dropping right there right after scribblio bam [Music] i do not want to show that oh my god oh gosh well you're a brave man having another video all right all right moving on again moving on we are dancing our butts off every time we get uno you have to start doing we're playing this we're playing that thing yeah just dance what a stupid deck i haven't loved this yeah i remember the first time we played it he loved it then too yeah yeah it's a good time all right just dance deck all right it's got all the gangnam styles yeah you have some friends there on the bottom of your screen your butt on your picture oh great [ __ ] start oh oh hey you top decked it yeah i'll put it down got something lay it down on the ground keep charlie brown oh my god shaking all over my [ __ ] table oh that'll wake you up there we go open gangnam style oh nice i like the condom style i don't like that though brian can we take a step back for a second what what kind of style do you like the condom style i thought i heard that okay yes open condom style go ahead anthony go again okay but be nice please open condom style oh oh hey broken condoms go my ding ding dong can i pass i just got a special carrot it's sexy these cards suck by the way these are dogs are you a terrorizer wait till you get the sexy carrot you'll change your mind thank you perfect oh perfect thank you appreciate that oh nice appreciate that appreciate this oh yeah [ __ ] oh he has a you know oh you don't know oh you don't know brian you gotta hurt him don't hurt me don't hurt me i'm innocent hurt him i'm innocent i'm innocent oh god which one anthony pick a color [Music] nicely done nicely done yes yeah [Music] [Applause] well i didn't have a chance to tell you that you didn't so it looks like you did [ __ ] we know he's got green no i don't know that no you don't know that you think he's mind gaming us there's a sexy carrot oh [ __ ] brian yes please don't tell me he won oh no if you passed out that oh it sucked it all down to the the lowest card oh oh thank you brian i'm sorry and it was mind games it was mine that's a cool card i like that wow yeah it was very cool brian very cool what does the fox say oh oh well awesome cool back to you buddy hey thank you well we're gonna go ahead and skip ride i didn't want to play i didn't want to play i don't like the way he's looking at anybody not that i don't look any better just skip right again hilarious content thank you oh jesus what is going on oh that works okay we're giving brian again yeah for [ __ ] sake oh no oh no oh god oh no oh oh oh you know oh [ __ ] oh wait why me because you were always so much fun skipping brian isn't it yeah holy [ __ ] i love that i can see your face [Laughter] please don't do the same okay i drew 15 [ __ ] cards sake dude oh my god this is brutal i told you this deck sucks oh [ __ ] excuse me bad for a [ __ ] can you guys please let me have something something to do here brian i got you oh you son of a [ __ ] oh he does [Music] yep yep you have it okay catch him come on i clicked it oh [ __ ] off how did how are you how are you guys doing this how does he keep up oh that's stupid you just gave him wasted it doesn't matter it does not matter because i have a winner now please please yes yes thank you oh thank you [Music] [Applause] i know [ __ ] on my chest as he wins okay i have to admit it's been pretty [ __ ] for brian so far i've made an awesome contest for brian i got it i drew 15. he didn't get the play that's unfortunate i drew enough cars for [ __ ] everybody that [ __ ] game how about a nice little eight look oh here's a gangnam style i want style it's yes condom style you made me do this bad thing jiggly oh he has oh i wanted to save it ryan oh my god ryan ryan please don't turn into al dusty you're not turning i hate you i hate you guys so much i didn't do this to you i had nothing why you had something to do with it you started the chain i didn't make him do that to you it was him it wasn't me look at his face i'm trying to i'm trying to picture brian at his desk right now looking like that why did i put that card down oh what what jiggly what two i didn't want to end with it so you guys would [ __ ] at me some more oh wait what is this i got a special card [ __ ] oh yeah oh no you're gonna use that yes i do have a nuno do it oh what is that what's pretty much your hands with the person to cross i just gave it to brian no oh oh this is brian's game wait oh okay what does he have what does he have oh does he have you guys oh my god does he have it he's got a red i read what i don't know he just took jiggly's head he didn't take it it was given to him that's a shitty hand i got this game all over them became awesome oh okay i love this game so much shit's about to get interesting boys oh oh really we just got sucked oh the who wants to be millionaire music no that's copyrighted can't use it copyright strike [Music] oh boy no money no is he mind gaming is he mind gaming are you sure are you sure it's not mind gaming i'm pretty sure but i'm going to play my ufo please do not go green [Music] okay [Applause] [Applause] has been pretty bad for brian so far you know technically he won with brian's hand technically he will put the picture no footage you were going with the rhythm of the deck hey uh yeah oh [ __ ] you don't have red nah he's just drawing for fun [Laughter] no [ __ ] captain obvious god [Music] [Laughter] wait somebody has a yellow plus two i saw a saw there jiggly swords i knew it oh okay okay we'll do this make it green why thank you try to help myself here you still don't have any reds oh my god don't you dare don't you dare jiggly i heard you look it's yeah oh my god okay all right everyone play a safe game the wild cards are no more they're nice and friendly here one two [Music] what is that sound i'm sorry i'm finishing a milkshake i don't want to know what you thought it was no i seriously sounded like someone was having like smokers wheezing cough like you played a one ohm that's true it was where it was worth it though oh [ __ ] oh boy oh my god obviously everybody so no no you're right there are so many cards in play whoa i don't have any so i'm just gonna play nine that's fine that's fine there's no [ __ ] what did you just say are we still working together yes yes yes he has two cards oh no no no no yes brian yes yellow description [ __ ] yes that's how it's done [Music] [Laughter] oh we're just gonna make things a little bit more interesting for everybody oh my god i know brian [Music] plus four oh my god i'm telling you that because they were mine you're the best panda you're the second of the description [Music] i had a wild and a plus four the last two cards what the hell when i used the disco ball took all the other [ __ ] away brian just the wilds and when i did it i [ __ ] knew it oh god i just knew it the second he said like both my cards it's like who the [ __ ] invited david blaine to the [ __ ] table he's got a wild i'm a plus four [Laughter] obviously okay yes you got any green son oh no oh god that slight delay there for a second i thought my life was over yep i'm gonna have to take that from you i'm sorry oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] guys guys you may or may not have two plus fours oh god uh we're gonna have that we're gonna have to really really got to work as a big team here he has two long spores evan evan three or nine in yellow um either that's fine for me it doesn't matter i don't really have anything i'm not even gonna i'm not even gonna come on please i have a pl i have a like a skip and a yellow but i don't want to give it to home so i'm doing this for the team doing this for the team no no no everyone against om right now omi has it one he has to i have to give him something i have nothing else oh thank you oh [ __ ] he has two plus fours and a red five no no what do you mean a red five oh god you gotta do something do something cool because they have yellow please get the swiss card please what's wrong got no yellow sun i'm sorry brian i know they're coming to you i have to oh delightful okay i have a red but [ __ ] that i'm gonna try to wait wait what's this again yes oh we all got something you got a shot you all got a shot okay he has a random plus four you gotta do something gotta do something creative yeah here like this no that's not very creative oh why would you do that now now what else do you want me to do i just did did you not watch me draw draw again panda and there's not an option there isn't a problem just keep drawing please it's been all done you have anything that you put on the red five right now panda that's good nothing no okay well this doesn't matter then okay you gotta get something you gotta get something you gotta get something please please [ __ ] off jiggly hannah no i'm sorry guys it's over oh my god oh that's the audacity oh that's the no no no no don't you take this from me all right all right all right congratulations only scumbags finished with a wild like theft shane hey yeah starting that game how can you sleep at night yeah starting that game all right who's going to be the fourth player is it going to be al dusty i think it might be i think we got some we got a special guest today i don't want to play without putting got barack obama oh barack obama got brock obama who's the special guest today huh who who's the special guest on our show today mo john stamos john stamos wait josh damos is coming yeah yeah he said he would be here from full house yeah yeah oh [ __ ] awesome pretty sure tom cruise is here to promote his new movie just waiting he should be here any minute oh yeah yeah gold the new he's making a die hard six that's right oh wait no no that's first wheel oh never mind never mind oh okay well i'm sorry guys um we were gonna have tom cruise on the show today but uh looks like we're never gonna be able to see him as a special guest but the good news is we have brian yay all right all right do we i don't know if we actually ryan brian he just passed out all right let's start this [ __ ] brian where are you well i hope i'm done up right all right it's uno oh [ __ ] hey i completely lagged out oh oh are you not here with us no well i'm here now but i couldn't hear a word you said okay all right well welcome brian welcome back brian talking about tom cruise and being utterly disappointed oh brian we're excited that you're here we're real real excited all right yep okay very good okay good yeah this is great i love it give me lots of options that's smart it's smart play right there lots of options yeah yeah i guess we'll use that that's fine and we'll give it a little why blue blue or green hey you pick all right okay oh no yellow personally hmm i think yellow's not that bad oh no well really brian we're about to go around the world son you don't got a plus two i knew that was coming yeah that's right oh damn right that's right no no no no no no no no no no no i'm still feeling this way honestly huh i don't know what that does oh brian it's your turn somehow all right i don't mind sitting out brian um should i use my blue card yeah you son of a [ __ ] it's joking it's fine [Music] that works you're okay great great okay ready good stuff i'm ready oh you're wait you're talking to him no [ __ ] i thought you were asking me if i was ready what about you are you ready uh yeah sure okay he's ready for it are you ready just put it down please yeah i have shitty cards by the way oh that's good color i like that color evan are you ready uh sure all right i'm a little bit nervous about moving yeah bring it back bring it back oh god oh boy i think i'm gonna draw yeah you should draw you got nothing yeah i got nothing to lose oh okay yeah yeah just i would change it to something let's do it i don't know what but i'm giving it to you what are you laughing about i don't like that laughter i think he has yellow i think he might have yellow right about the color oh that's a brilliant move that was brilliant you like that do you like it you like that i like it yeah that was just a wonderful beautiful move yeah light i want tom cruise back i want tom cruise back mission impossible is a good movie by the way i should take ad oh i could have jumped in it didn't work evan it's all right [Applause] oh thank you you're a good guy you're a good guy yeah real good guy all right i'm just not feeling red honestly why oh oh yeah i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready you know what's up oh boy are you ready for that okay i'm not ready for that one no i'm not oh boy oh yeah okay yes yes give me yellow yellow yeah oh yeah see if i care uh brian are you ready you do care i can hear it in your voice i do okay that was a dick i'm just messing with you brian i'm just messing with you he doesn't have yellow no [ __ ] um brian yeah you ready for it yeah no that's this time i'm serious i'm sorry oh boy oh you [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] oh no i'm sorry oh it's okay i got i i got four shitty cards uh what do you think brian we are not having a good time yeah dude do it do it he's gonna pull this for him do that oh [ __ ] so i should do that yeah it's fine it's all right please don't have another plus two please don't have another plus two just put it down it's either he wins or he doesn't yeah okay you've got it oh no blue for brian no [ __ ] [ __ ] there we go oh great all right as for [ __ ] usual [Music] oh oh god well we know what he's got he's got a green well time to draw one of us we need a plus four evan come on i'm gonna get a shitty card look at this watch this plus two plus two oh look at that wow that's uh it's fantastic do you have a plus four that's unfortunate oh wow why does it sound like you guys are being sarcastic oh [ __ ] he has uno oh my god oh i do um four four we trust it hope he doesn't yeah he doesn't [Music] cheeky cheeky monkey no no no what the [ __ ] how are you guys so lucky we'll take that yes say yes sir i got a plus tube ready for you bro all right let's go ahead and end that what is this ah those energy levels come from cruz mr crows i'm so excited i got the hiccups all right this evan this one's ours we got this oh his idea was look at how great our cars are this is fantastic we've got everything it's your turn again oh no show us what you got got that oh now you want red yep okay because it's a different game because we won the last one so everything right cool all right yeah been really good recordings is it so far use it use it use it just use it not going to use that no oh god there's a method to my madness just use it you gotta trust me use it just you have 40 cards you have to trust me just use it yes use th just like kids oh yeah i i will see what are you gonna do you're gonna like you'll understand i have all the options now evan he he looked into the future and uh yeah except for red seven million yes use that's what i was talking about to use okay we're gonna get you this w all right what do you think brian and through you i'm gonna draw yeah evan you know what that means he's holding a plus four yeah probably decoded i've decoded what he was saying you got me detective how are you top checking brian because i'm picking a card pick a good color pick a good color pick a good color that works good boy good job good boy smart man smart boy me good boy man oh no dog okay evan let's oh man okay guys let's do that you know what i mean the wrap around we're going around the world around the world and then evan yep yep yep i mean i guess that is a strategy if you guys want to be some douches what do you want me to use the big weapon the big bomb uh too late sure oh god okay we gotta do this we gotta okay i knew they were holding one i'm killing it just not feeling it hold on hold on we're still in this just go brian yes do it he called uno okay i'm gonna call him no put this down oh what ouch [Music] i would i would use it use it yeah use it i have to please okay evan i mean that's our that was our only option and then now i'm gonna draw yeah and i'm probably gonna pick up like a hundred there's a couple cards cards just a couple cards i'm gonna get something to eat by the time i get back just a couple huh you're not supposing one or two oh my god oh my are you serious uh all right okay evan evan evan be ready be ready here we go yeah yeah yeah [Music] oh you okay oh i'm i'm feeling great i need a towel or something no no no i'm good i'm good oh wait my groceries are i ordered groceries and oh yeah i have to get my groceries your groceries no sorry but i need groceries or else i'm gonna die in real life you don't want that okay all right he hasn't left for groceries yet that's good oh [ __ ] evan are you there evan evan welcome to lonely oh no population you oh my [ __ ] yeah give him a little give him a little gift when he gets back yeah are you kidding me yeah are you always being nice though i was being nice about it i'm not being nice i'm not being nice though so we're gonna wait these feet oh he's back i'm back evan we had a good combo it's okay oh i need my groceries man it's all right what color just tell me yellow blue it's blue they love blue i almost pick red for some reason i always get mixed red and blue yeah jump in holy [ __ ] i just missed that one oh now they did want it yellow before yeah like five minutes ago uh-huh yeah that's that's what i would say oh yeah it's not bad i'd say that too i mean okay we're still in this you write down your notepad he has no red yes no red no red rock no red oh that's a lot of cards okay now we're gonna have to strategize evan are you ready yeah i'm ready go go go go go go i'll just you know keep keep it simple that works yeah oh yeah that does work it does mo doesn't have green um the sky is blue hey how do you do it homes [Laughter] guys are geniuses i am oh yes [Laughter] don't get a plus four please don't get a plus four please don't get a plus four please don't go to the platform blue yep oh oh no holy [ __ ] you almost blew it oh down to this oh [ __ ] date sucks a soap [ __ ] oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah good what'd you say what would you say replace his picture with tom cruise right now go get your groceries groceries didn't stop us i already got oh my god oh what's up all right i'll come back everybody where's the energy no surprise okay take it back [ __ ] was he about to do the spongebob intro [Laughter] who likes to play uno under the sea you see they are now scheming jiggly you have to include all of us it ohm wrecker something fish it's no glow you see big jiggly pan down flop like a fish ooh no square pants vana square pants no glass square pants jiggly square pants yeah let's play holy [ __ ] yeah intro ever holy just like the show oh man [ __ ] identical all right let's do this call me nickelodeon i'm ready all right here we go boys let's do this let's play this all right let's play some moon oh look at all these vegetables i like the jam i know ooh all right look at that smart clay here excuse me i have a lady oh why here why does my thing not work no no no please you go oh my goodness here's a carrot oh here we go we're doing that thing again oh oh [ __ ] sake we're all gonna have four car we got we got what nothing happened nothing happened because we all have five points because we all have five cars now there's a blue one hey this one on top decked i had to do this yellow one now i heard all the gangnam styles another gundam oh we have to switch it up here's a fox what does the fox say though turn on notification bell what does the fox say subscribe to big jiggly pen death is the most boring commentary of all time [ __ ] we're sitting over there silent [Laughter] hasn't been my turn in like five years okay changing it oh he turned it into red everybody he turned it to red and now this does not have a red so he's drawing cards but wait he has a [Music] do i oh you bet i don't here we go here this one's like a regular card oh my god all right evan there's a regular card front thank you thank you appreciate it for a while he why'd he save why did he save it it was it was a misclick i'm getting used to using a mouse just clicked my ass i don't know what this does i don't care i don't know what it does oh we got a special card what's mine do mine's an alien hey hey [Music] [Music] thank you thank you thank you 22 cards oh boys oh my god [ __ ] just got real real fast holy [ __ ] that was unreal okay let me play my alien card oh great look how much you know awesome dude thanks aliens i you know i probably could jump if i could see all my [ __ ] cards making like little stacks that you can't even click on yeah they're grouped by color yeah oh it's my turn yeah it's your turn um you gotta hit him here gotta hit him come on oh my goodness i had him saving it you were saving that [ __ ] why to me don't worry i've gotten over covered remember that no [ __ ] [ __ ] here we go oh thank you oh here we go oh okay guys here we go what are you guys doing all right here we go give me a plus four for this ding dong next to me hey i was gonna do a favor oh no oh [ __ ] what is this dude i have no idea what it does oh [ __ ] somebody oh she's just kept jiggly you genius you're welcome jiggly what do you mean you're welcome i do that [Music] let's get evan the wind boys yeah yeah here it is you ready donating a win to evan we're starting with this all right pop dancer ladies here do you have this dancer lady i can send it back do you have dancer dude ha no i don't no that would have been insane i sent it back i sent it back oh no we're supposed to give evan we still can't it's just up though all right okay i'm sorry evan son of a [ __ ] are you lying evan he's david's not lying he doesn't have a plus two he does well what happened [Laughter] nope not happening not happening not happening no no invite me when you're ready oh okay let's reset evan's a cutie now you see that oh he's always been a cutie oh my gosh yes jiggly all right evan we need teamwork of the highest caliber oh look at my hand no glove look at my phone oh [ __ ] we don't need teamwork we just need luck oh baby easiest [ __ ] win of our lives boys start looking good what the [ __ ] you guys are going to get rhyming okay you know we got [ __ ] you know what to do you see that card there yeah make it the red one why do the rabbits keep saying stuff in my ears there you go are you ready oh my god yes it's filthy all right yes [ __ ] red skip red skip nice bro damn it you better not have one no i'm guessing that boom [ __ ] [ __ ] yes evan no now play the other one and make it yellow jiggly yes yeah look at this look at this get it back send it back okay why not have it okay skip what are you gonna do hey he's got a point he's delaying the inevitable heaven oh yeah yeah i don't want it to happen to me yeah yeah we're the best team ever boys i got you evan you're done oh [ __ ] oh no hold on we gotta just go i need i need another mid roll hold on just wait for it i knew it yeah look i still get to draw them how [ __ ] nice i had the greatest hand ever what the hell was that that was the best hand i've ever seen that was a one minute round i get [ __ ] unbelievable yeah that was like the world record it was crazy world's fastest skips and three wilds world's fastest game of uno boys oh it's all right oh jiggly yeah i don't like my hand that was amazing evan that made my dear all right that works that works oh [ __ ] meg right this time we gotta actually work for the wind here not get handed to us see what we're setting you up here for there you go yeah yeah there you go oh that's nice right there you know i love it um do it do it do it jiggly do it do it yeah make it that color that's what we want isn't it evan yeah that right there is the bestest color in the world oh do it do it what is it what is this [ __ ] it gives carrots randomly [Music] [Applause] rigged oh man i love you know the teamwork here we have to do something just mix it up a little bit i guess nicely nice choice you have there nice make sure you guys keep it red why would you do that oh no totally kept it red i should have kept what does that do uh you're going to see everything draw more cards oh wow there we go that's what it does jiggly it's all coming together well at least you have a name clutch don't forget [ __ ] he's on uno i didn't forget this time skip again he doesn't have a green no way no way he doesn't have a green no way here yeah you're not drawing a [ __ ] [Music] wow wait wait send it back to your heaven we're gonna send it back to you yes this is it taste victory victory is so near straw or or pasta just pause to the [ __ ] out of mine i don't know we'll see what happens no no no no no you pasta right now you shouldn't have passed it because look why we win [ __ ] oh we lost yeah wait oh yeah oh yeah smart man we can win yeah best uno team right here dammit jiggly we were in a pickle best inner team and god they're so modest too aren't they whoa the carver had a potato [ __ ] it no that's what i do every night french potato we can make this the last game if you want yeah yeah this is the last game holy [ __ ] all right this is the last kill let's make this i am finished and you guys are even more finished just draw just draw evan we both know who's winning on this team yes play that because it gives them more cards oh [ __ ] [ __ ] it always ends up giving them more characters better let's see oh yeah yeah totally random guys this game's stupid no it's okay it's okay jiggly we can do this all right here you go we can't let noble win do the thing there you go the thing you can't let me win but you will let me win do something and by me i mean me and evan we're a team uh here if you want to use the old boom boom wow [ __ ] kidding me how is there no greens there's one ah let's see you draw a cup what happened [ __ ] she spilled coffee all over himself it sounded like okay all right you can only play numbers otherwise you get a penalty card numbers if you draw you draw more what the [ __ ] oh you got to draw evan oh great there seems to be a severe lack of tools in your guys's hands yes into a different [ __ ] color thank you oh my god well that's incredibly unfortunate no it's great oh whoops i meant to play oh he got wild blue yonder you got wild blue yonder don't plus to him what what are you talking about i know you [ __ ] got it because it's the only one we haven't played yet oh that's the only one you'd be [Applause] [ __ ] me oh do it twisty do a twisty evan yeah yeah give him the twisty how lucky can you okay nine nine nine nine nine okay there we go thank you why are you saying no man nine [Laughter] seven yeah seven [ __ ] he doesn't have yellow you're going to win evan you're going to win yes evan yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we're gonna win this final game i'm supposed to do we're gonna win unbelievable [ __ ] what i mean i'll win what a [ __ ] we gonna win what yeah who know that [ __ ] we gonna win we number one i don't know what to do jiggly do it do it just do whatever do it do it do it [Applause] oh what are you doing do your thing could use that thing he's going to use the thing [Music] it's fine all right okay okay i'm doing oh he's got a red he's got a red heaven you've got to do something drop something easy draw draw draw oh come on baby oh no okay oh no he's got a red oh i don't really don't want them to win we can't pause no pasta i really don't want them to win save we could exit the game right now if we want i have he's obviously changing it to red because he why does he get it oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] up i pressed uno and now i have to use this oh okay i'm ready we could exit the game together we could do this my game crashed [Laughter] oh my god jiggly look we're playing and blah all right boys time for another great game of one yeah one i heard if you if you call it one your video does better run boys let's get this game off juan underway don't act like you're excited to play this movie oh i'm excited don't pretend don't pretend brock i'm excited we heard that audio bite earlier wait wait wait wait wait so so 7-0 is on oh [ __ ] wait look at this i didn't even know we were doing teams now you know oh let's go i'm canadian let's go boys what makes you think you're canadian though oh vanessa's irish how'd you ever think of that and go with the city irish who do we appreciate switching things up switching things up ryan you ready yeah i'm ready i'm i'm watching it there you go oh oh there you go oh do you like it oh [Music] thanks brian you son of a [ __ ] why would you do that i'm sorry oh i knew it i did it thanks nogla yeah you're the best yes wow got him why would you [ __ ] do that shut your mouth remember you're canadian oh my gosh you drew us right oh [ __ ] me buddy i'm sorry what color do you want in either of the two nice oh nice nice very good oh nice very nice oh okay all right oh oh i thought he had another one yeah just for fun just just for fun just gonna get some cards just for fun just for fun you're having fun dramatic effects that's awesome for fun oh that's fun having fun very fun foxy rock don't i'm not having fun oh thank god brock was so happy to play uno at the start how many times oh my gosh switch it around if you can bruh switch it if you can bro how about oh nice nice play oh i don't think he has a yellow brock oh i hope he doesn't wait what hot news well let's focus i guess i don't know let's not talk about that brian let's not talk about it i think he had a three no no no no no no no than us please subscribe to the gaming career and evan just totally listen now your video is longer and more interesting you know what you know one would say that made the game much more interesting oh my gosh what are you doing oh my gosh what happened oh that's the power of the seven when was that a thing he does have a three he has a three that's red oh dammit that was amazing thank us what look at my yu-gi-oh car collection look what you've done to me i had a three and then you go oh oh why did you pull down yeah you know it just proves that my reflexes are better than yours that's all it means so yeah well evan nogla explained it but it was like not really when you were paying attention obviously so yeah somebody who's too busy [ __ ] his teammate over someone gets a seven they can put it down and they can take anyone's cards that they want anyone's deck but if they get a zero and put it down jump in i wasn't paying attention if they get a zero and put it down doesn't it switches everybody's hand everyone's hands just kind of rotate it's not like you made that up so i don't think you made that explained that to him earlier but he wasn't listening [ __ ] nice nicely done should i do it yeah okay there you go no glove all right thank you thank you i'm a little worried now oh no give it to him [Music] why why do you guys get so many of those do it do it huh no oh whose hands are you going to take oh mine i guess you're on my hand i guess what what are you what are you what are you getting pissed off about brian thanks man nice that's okay that's right i didn't even know it was gonna oh actually what is the point of that [ __ ] give me your [ __ ] oh my god i'm all these [ __ ] carrots though are you [ __ ] kidding oh [ __ ] i did have a segment i didn't see it [ __ ] it's hard to see all right wait what am i doing oh boy oh my gosh this is stupid how much more interesting this round is because i've made that [ __ ] off no it's not or what is that what does that mean what are you doing i wasn't listening i wasn't listening earlier i was not listening that's stupid uno what does he have i don't even remember oh okay oh bro good job man jump jump jump yourself in oh god this is so stupid this is so good oh it could have been debated and thanos didn't [ __ ] me no no no you're good you're good don't mind if i do wow wow look at this awesome surprise i got you buddy oh my gosh this is such a mess yes yeah it's great do it oh my lord is that this is never going to end it was going to end i know but then balance jumped in on you women i'm just making it more interesting interesting children interesting that's the word look at my face see that face right there hey [ __ ] the face of somebody who knows what he's doing oh no [ __ ] ah too slow you [ __ ] what do you have you only have like a keyboard he's got another seven go use that thing go use it now you use it he has yellow yeah but it's a seven he doesn't have to use it and a five oh no he's a yellow seven hell yeah but also a yellow five oh i [ __ ] i forgot i forgot brock yeah it was a while ago since i said that uh i don't know what to do oh what i hate you i honestly i [ __ ] hate it oh my gosh dude i [ __ ] forgot [ __ ] [ __ ] i love you but i hate you this is [ __ ] seven i'm concentrating look at my face i'm really concentrating this seven and all rule is really confusing forever look at that stupid place of determination oh my lord you like that no no one you know they're gonna be your cards any second [ __ ] in hell i think this this one game is my entire video go ahead go ahead go ahead damn it you ready yeah make it yellow make it yellow i hate you so much why you don't even realize what you've done you're too slow man play a card battles play a card ready do it [ __ ] no you ready with oh oh yeah boy i don't even want to talk to you anymore just use it just use it there you go there you go make it blue don't you know use it use it make it blue reverse yeah you use it oh [ __ ] yeah yeah oh [ __ ] [Music] it's a guardian yeah just calm down thank you brock yeah yeah yeah ggs guys oh my god i am stressed i need an energy drink after that one all right i don't even remember what cars i had there i had nice cards i'm kind of mad i pay the price cool yeah yeah i knew you had that oh i'm the one who got the plus four oh [ __ ] well brian's about to get [ __ ] with a seven no no don't let him play thank you brian don't reverse it just use your one you can jump in uh doesn't matter use your watch jump in do it do it it's like that huh oh no one now what draw that's what we thought um what color either one uh probably say it blue oh great decision yeah [ __ ] you bro oh [ __ ] no two five plus two remember my pin code two five plus two okay all right okay oh forgetting to forget wow nice wow not cool brian you know it's not nice to steal from people not nice to steal yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's so nice huh draw draw a seven black just draw a seven [Laughter] have fun with that color i will [ __ ] you have fun with that color oh what color didn't even have i think it was red you suck [Laughter] let's see how many oh yeah oh is there any more reds no no green green green green oh [ __ ] bop oh uh brian got him everyone feels better wow how many plus twos two of them brock just get like across four oh definitely has a plus two by now i don't i'm sorry i don't i mean that doesn't [ __ ] no it doesn't help me at all yeah yeah this is nicer oh no [ __ ] what what [ __ ] ryan has two cards oh don't worry about him i'm just gonna do this i'm gonna take your cards brian or should i take take one of theirs not mine my bad [ __ ] hell that's good communication right there yeah you have brains okay let's do that all right he has a two two nine blue two none blue blue two not blue two not blue know whose cows don't want anymore up and down he's so smart when he does something no i'm gonna oh wait let's go let's go yes yes okay i'm done playing this [ __ ] game before i make something stupid again that's another win in the offseason there good job battles good teamwork i always forget about zeros always all right is your name really vanoss far cry 4. oh shut the [ __ ] up i see that little i see a little fortnite sign in your picture what was that oh you got there what was that [ __ ] you [ __ ] so uh we needed a little more diversity in our squad so we decided to invite the black dude this time so that way we have a wider demographic we could relate to okay so marcel you uh you know how to play who knows i know how to play this game brock i thought you only knew how to play fortnite just build long ah let's just do this for now might as well get it over with hell good hand oh brock's gonna get the dick never mind marcel [Laughter] why what did i do nothing man nothing and everything punish him back myself hit him with him oh you ready [ __ ] no [Music] oh [Music] it's garbage this is for real it's for real and i got [ __ ] all to go along with this it's real evan why is he oh that's okay thanks nova appreciate you not my fault blame the deck thanks no blame the dick back to you evan it was so rude of him to skip you sorry yeah nice story so rude everyone's just so nice to evan i panicked oh geez you [ __ ] i don't even have green i just did that because you didn't want green oh my gosh thanks evan you're such a nice guy yes yes this is the nicest game of uno look at this look at this see i knew this was going to happen i knew this was going to happen [ __ ] there's so many things to screw him over please no glue is going to get like sick he's going to win isn't he oh can't win if he doesn't play that's right that's right guys big question big question is he red or yellow good question yeah i need a vault we need a vault why would i be those colors and have green why would it be those colors how do you know maybe i was dying oh bisho again the turn someone has a seven rock brook brock's gym plus two no oh wow wow evan never gets to play oh thank you brock appreciate it two games in a row brock damn it brock wouldn't you just chuck em off right now get it over done with now we weren't playing teams huh brock oh my gosh evan you know my paypal right yeah yeah yeah okay can i have a turn no you can't okay i'll just be over here guys no crap on me let me know when it's my turn i'll be over here hey take my couch take my card i have my one they're great take mine don't lose ourselves why why because hey that's a good friend evan's got a plus four he's got a plus two he's got all kinds i just had a feeling i just had a feeling enjoy the plus four brock oh stacking on his [ __ ] ass plus oh my gosh after all the things brock has done for you uh i'm sorry marisol for what okay oh thanks that's fine i'm not even tripping i'm sorry i it was that's it forced me to put it down no i i know i know man sorry no glove sure oh man how could you do it myself you knew you had it [Laughter] you know what brock eat his dick okay he's already eaten evans wow okay room for two and brock's mouth maybe oh wow hey man i gotta get rid of it because trust me it's great trust me trust me you'll end up with my hand soon you'll see why oh my gosh can you start first keep screwing me it's like a tornado watch i guarantee you movie's going to win this game don't have don't like make it happen nope nope nope god damn it you need marcel to play these cards he has two special cards very special two cards i have one for you one you get to choose who does win though who do you want to win who do you want to win myself me that ass he's actually happy to go [Laughter] no he has more sevens or something oh my gosh dude i still can't play [ __ ] cards man like that ham bro it's a spicy ass hand yeah give it to me [ __ ] trying to work out i'm trying to like doctor strange this now listen listen you either do it the right way and i win or you do it the wrong way and nogla wins it's all gonna work out oh i like the wrong way do it the wrong way yes don't give it to give that's the wrong way brock yeah yeah give it to me and it's the right way give it to evan no no no give it to me let fate decide oh wow wow that's a ball oh wow [Laughter] oh damn it yeah it's all gonna work out in the end oh no it's not it's never gonna end haha oh hurry up better be quick oh i gotta go fast i gotta draw and i gotta do that oh god [Music] let's go the goblins getting plus four all right evan's given 16 cards to brock this game just want to let everybody know the total is at 16. oh thanks man appreciate that oh [ __ ] help [Laughter] it's all gonna work out what is this [ __ ] i'm drawing i'm drawing give me a [ __ ] seven give me a seven or a zero yes [ __ ] give me those it's all gonna work here trust me just believe we'll just believe it's all gonna [ __ ] myself do it to it no don't don't why did you do it it's all gonna work out evan's on noodle he's gonna i'm brock's probably gonna give him the win again [ __ ] calling oh god it might be me actually all [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] of emotional error i'm sorry i will never do that again oh [ __ ] you know look at this [ __ ] stealing my carrots and it's gonna come back and [ __ ] me watch this [ __ ] come on do it do it get it all the way [ __ ] great games solid [ __ ] mechanics can you give me red too because you know what barely any reds you are the biggest [ __ ] i could have saved you no glow but i just felt like you know waiting oh my gosh now i know who my real friends are and it's none of you [ __ ] thank you master you're okay [ __ ] you my [Laughter] wow what dick friend what a friend boys he'll even let me eat his dick what are you doing marcel are you building a sky bridge over there the [ __ ] up getting all your math nice nice one by one nerd oh [ __ ] man oh my god evan's winning this one not necessarily that moo definitely has like four sevens just not blue there's one if you swap it there you can see how many i know and then he can swap back and then evan can wait again he does have a right he actually he he has a red zone he has two red sevens oh [ __ ] oh i don't think he had a plus two though nope nope nope definitely right on that [Music] one yes only one oh holy holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] oh all afforded me dude why are you oh my gosh because he has no reds evan i pay attention to the [ __ ] card in people's hands we got a notebook over there huh i know he had a yellow one i apologize what does he have what does he have don't even brock i know what evan has you know what evan has how do you remember all of these cats when you can't remember the three you just gave away i'm not brock's helping me win again oh oh this is crazy there's no reds why would you j he has no friends evan god damn it it's still red oh oh oh wait no that's fine yeah i mean i [ __ ] hate you he has no reds you said you made me pick up cars you genius [Music] don't even don't don't take my cat take take rocks take brock's trust me take mine no because there's a plan i have a plan because look cuz look no tick tick um chicken don't take [ __ ] hell let's see what he has oh my god nah nah nah let me check this [ __ ] out let me see what he had oh yeah that's right this is what he had oh yeah yeah oh my gosh oh my gosh evan evan evan oh okay okay what no you just gave him the win right there pl play the plus four evan just y plus four trust me just play it the three is your best bet ass all right no oh wait oh [ __ ] you don't have to carry broccoli yeah you dumb [ __ ] now they're yours marcel thank you no they're rocks [Music] [Applause] [Music] you know i'm just doing the unexpected move oh my gosh see look at this i'm so smart see look now i'm winning you knew there was no blues left he got one straight away there you go man let's keep the blue boys oh nevermind i definitely did not see that one coming a blue and a red nine go ahead give it to him grab it get it going rabbit let's go oh you sent a hit man after brock and then i didn't even get it i didn't get it green hey marsala i'm just gonna let fate decide okay that's fair it's gonna choose nova oh yeah yeah oh i feel so loved damn it who do you want who do you want trash thank you [Laughter] maybe marcel might win i forget what he has what does he have oh i don't know man i switched so much i feel like i'm oh there's two people on it we'll see what happens how does that help why would you do that to help him to save brock and hurt him dumb [ __ ] wait a second oh it's going the wrong way yeah [ __ ] i thought it was going in the other way oh my goodness thank you i was really confused winning now nogla is technically winning oh yeah wow even idiots can win in this game oh he's on come on [Music] i'll tell you if he takes it dang it i was hoping you would just see why because of that what is the yellow one it's a yellow one guys he has a yellow one make it yellow make it yellow make it yellow make it yellow make it yellow i'll give you 50 bucks make it yellow make it yellow make it yellow make it you brock you bastard oh you can't play one you can't play a one i know i know i know i know thank you oh yeah do you want again it doesn't matter i'm getting plus four just give me the [ __ ] cards [ __ ] sick [ __ ] hate you all [Laughter] why would you i don't know why would you do that just just try to like pass it back try to pass it back to me oh my gosh she's going to win everyone you got to change it you got to change myself i can't quit so it's awesome few rounds ago i i was gonna give him the win because i owe him what the [ __ ] is this what's the point of us playing if it's rigged huh you [ __ ] owe me ah that was a 25 minute [ __ ] game i might as well watch wwe wrestling and bet on john [ __ ] cena oh my gosh i'm 100 on that wedding you just gave him the win you [ __ ] dumbass rockstar do you want to advertise anything right now bro you had the puss too and i don't know i don't understand what goes through your goddamn head you heard other yellows yes oh my gosh what are you talking about it's like 7 p.m for you i have a kid it's no excuse there's no time i don't understand i don't understand oh my gosh dude that was okay i thought you did it on purpose i feel stupid for that one yeah right straight up you probably just feel richer not stupid all right welcome to some innovative gameplay commentary on the one and only uno welcome to i have to get good footage because i [ __ ] up all my other recordings welcome to get hyped because we're playing so you're gonna say get high just make a second channel do the exact same [ __ ] but we're just super high the whole time you know that would probably get more views isn't that panda's normal channel actually yeah all right here we go wait what the deck is oh yeah this is the uh this is the weird insect deck yeah it's with the dragon right yeah the suck dragon where he sucks everybody's deck off that's right and then we start watching everybody loves rayman everyone loves rayman's deck there you go i want i want a man to suck off my dick oh i probably would just talk i wasn't even ready to play hey man dick is a name yeah have you not ever heard of a man named dick yeah i'm gonna confront you like i was just drawing a bunch of richards you guys should tell her let me do it oh like a like a man dick yeah we're such amazing entrepreneurs playing uno right now yes wait wait no club why do you have a heart broken symbol next to your name because he recently broke up played this game so [ __ ] much shut the [ __ ] up i don't know what that means yeah just like that's actually the reason why he's like did you know [Laughter] how the turns have tabled dear fox i wanna know what love is and how you got that thing your uh your character looks real happy about breaking up oh he's delighted man he's so [ __ ] happy he's also happy to draw he tapped he's a smart man he's a smart man the frog do again i get to look at your carrots that's what they do i wouldn't look at mine okay oh nice you gotta that's a lot zero forgot all of those cards man oh [ __ ] we have to keep it green noco's got a bush now now you can't see my cards yeah but i bet you're going to have four more cards underneath there loud [ __ ] [ __ ] okay oh my goodness see i saw his cards i knew he didn't have a second two he doesn't have where we gotta go he doesn't have red he doesn't have one oh you're actually so [ __ ] low-key oh my god you didn't know if i had read i know you don't have red still you know now [Music] there's no way he had only blues there's no way he had only yellow [ __ ] yellow make it yellow make it oh you [ __ ] dope [Music] the biggest deck to suck right there that's right i got half of it back now we're all four or five cards oh i was about to win yeah well the suck dragon decided otherwise get sucked [ __ ] there you go this tuck drag did not want a little red well we'll just do this then oh no no no no no jiggly it's too late man relax just take your cards [Music] some great educational content i like charging dudes do you like variety oh yeah just give it the plus two or the plus four one there we go there we go for sucking me i didn't suck you the dragon did it there i just hired him too oh my god please animate that yeah go [ __ ] take a deck up the ass [ __ ] oh jesus i've got a treat for jiggly he's gonna hit me with oh oh oh evan yeah yeah yeah yeah could you reverse uh no but i got that oh i like it i can reverse if you make it keep it yellow all right i'll keep it yellow okay there you go thank you [Music] make it a different color [Music] can somebody please turn this around they have the same amount of card oh no glass less cards now okay that's true oh but yoga hasn't been mean to me this round even though i use the suck dragon to take away your win oh why would you do that he had it reversed you [ __ ] because now i'm coming for you okay what color do you need please don't ever sing what color you need to come on no clip oh i don't need any color oh my gosh it's a plus four it's a plus four it is just [ __ ] get this over and done with just [ __ ] get it over and done with yes give me the plus for you [ __ ] hey remember that suck dragon you're gonna be [ __ ] on this plus four son told you evan reverse it evan reverse i don't have a reverse no glove just [ __ ] reveal i'm sorry you're gonna just you're gonna have to do it to me oh it's my turn no glue to be fair you sucked me before all right what is this conversation what did you just hold my genitals that's the cart that's the card it's just a big wiener what the [ __ ] they're monetized holy [ __ ] come on keep it going um all right you know now i'm going to take a peek at evan oh have fun guys oh oh nice cards evan nice cards evan green and yellow thank you thanks man well i'm hit his deck 40 cards it's real thick what does that have to do with you hiding it no why did you hide it oh it's so thick i'm just you know i'm self-conscious about it oh god son of a [ __ ] yes we are this guy is not there's nothing you can do i've won there's nothing that kind of no i i worse you doesn't matter it doesn't matter what you do i've won reverse it's over oh [ __ ] no no oh [ __ ] dog looks like it's over come on oh he's holding the wild that he took from me he will win no you could win it who do you want to win nogla or me what color do you have red you sons of [ __ ] please subscribe it's a big jiggly panda what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] he's just showing up he's i hope someone shot me if you open that [ __ ] burger and there's a turd on the top oh god oh i'm gonna [ __ ] you up evan i'm gonna [ __ ] you up oh take plus four [ __ ] jesus christ you're gonna take more deck in here as well you [ __ ] no glitter for some reason your mic's really quiet you gotta turn yourself up is that talking hey jiggly no i'm kidding continue continue you angry huh oh you [ __ ] see are you oh you don't see i'm not angry anymore yeah this is all just biting my time i'm [ __ ] i'm ready to [ __ ] you he's ready to [ __ ] just hurry up and get to me so i can [ __ ] him jiggly uh he's currently getting his food oh he's getting me [ __ ] burger oh no that's right [Music] that's what you're [ __ ] getting great i don't care because someone's gonna get a suck dragon these cards will be yours somebody will i bet your jiggly has one right now this is so stupid because you're right oh god there goes jiggly plus two g hold on he turned into barbara who's that is that your girlfriend no no no no you're not gonna keep bullying him i'm done jiggy's gone i'm [ __ ] leaving oh god seven plus fours so did i and i used them you guys playing without dusty no al dusty's gone al dusty has moved on yup now it's barbara and glowbox oh i missed out [ __ ] you see this i'm gonna quit so if om wins he just wins by himself come on no and your guy [ __ ] me god damn it when i told him come on they just played three color changes i'm just getting mad at three ais they're [ __ ] come on i could win right now oh [ __ ] i had the win [ __ ] this i'm quitting all right people welcome back to the official uno podcast your host al dusty has is that you are you smacking your balls against your thigh she's like you do the podcast david and i'll do my thing all right wait what that was you yes you were slapping your balls yeah dude i was just i'm just [ __ ] like half naked right now and my balls are swinging between my thighs slapping from side to side bro can i see that jesus welcome back to the podcast like i was saying all right so what's the topic today uh sweaty balls all right it says here on the cue cards sweaty balls sweaty heavy wrinkly balls [Music] okay so we're playing uno we have a special expert uh jiggly yeah he's playing with him right now i have a big breakfast that looks like a penis all right 7-0 rules uh that's your turn get the hamburger out of your [ __ ] ass i did it oh i could have jumped in but i was reaching for food [ __ ] hell everybody's eating i'm not eating yeah i'm hungry are you supposed to do on the podcast [ __ ] the uno burger podcast no you stupid [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no uh you're gonna get these [ __ ] cards in a minute thank you jiggy i appreciate you wow you're a nice guy wow well you have a seven hole oh this is so good this is great this is great this is great zero [ __ ] wait you know what evan you gotta hang tight okay that's fine that's fine i'll do this hope hannah wins somehow yeah that's what's going to happen actually why do you want panda to win because he's been eating a hamburger not paying attention the whole time no i haven't eaten my hamburger yet i ate half a pretzel stick then i i try to i can't even talk but you're still not paying attention you know what why would you do that you dumb [ __ ] oh no yeah heaven yeah nice handshake [ __ ] oh [ __ ] let's go okay here's the green one here's the green one so don't keep it up one more goodness okay good let's pick up pick up pick up a little [ __ ] [ __ ] up little [ __ ] yeah that's right that's right [ __ ] you got him i forgot to click it oh [ __ ] okay i wonder what color he has everything yellow yeah oh he has yellow give me a yellow seven game wait did he bluff no he has no [Music] [Laughter] i don't mind my one's worse your hand kind of sucks too he has a bunch of yellows and uh one green shut the [ __ ] up i didn't tell everyone it was oh no oh never mind okay no om has that never mind oh yeah yeah i got uh three oranges and one wow this hand is [ __ ] awful wow damn it yeah wow another one jiggly i do oh [ __ ] he's on uno he's i don't have anything that can i have i have a you gotta do something you gotta stop this you gotta stop him from winning he's eating a hamburger and he's winning he's gonna win come on come on how [Laughter] let's go boys let's go i like your hand jiggly give it to me give it to me jiggly oh man he [ __ ] had it too i love it [Music] you don't want mine it's ketchup and mustard one oh wait what i just sold myself out okay what cards does he have panda oh douglas about to win it oh look at this oh look at this i'm gonna have that oh what color what color the color did you have blue it was a blue and he's got blues too reverse it reverse it um reverse it use the reverse oh wait he has a blue reverse no he's a beautiful horse what are you doing what are you doing i want to finish my burger let's go i almost did it though i almost did it i should have just reversed it you owned it do you

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Length: 297min 10sec (17830 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 03 2021