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yo what's up guys you guys want to run a three stack in GC I'm really peaking right now for real and think we could hit SSL this season yeah sure just let me run a few games of casual you up for it Donald yeah boys I'm Gonna Keep it a buck I don't think we hit SSL this season we always say we will but we never do and I'm tired of being GC holy can you stop being so negative I just joined a rank match and I'm actually trying to win this because I still have hope yeah for real Donald you gotta chill we're really ahead of our hours anyway we just got to get the mechs and then we're actually going to be goated on the sticks for real maybe you guys are right we do have that soon dude how do I miss that I need the mechs Joe needs to get a better mentality too he rages too much shut the up Donald I don't need that right now man I'm so close to getting gc2 this early in the season which means this could be the season to get SSL if you didn't have that old ye ass haircut you'd really be rotating like a normal player but now you're trying to say I'm toxic while I'm gaming Point proved you got to fix the mental otherwise you ain't holy I'm trolling this game yeah Donald is Right Joe you do get a little upset sometimes and it really affects your play what the did I join a Discord chat with my friends or is this an intervention are we playing or what well relax Joe we're your friends we're just worried about you and care about you to the point we felt we needed to talk to you together all right Donald stop fueling this I'm in a casual so if you guys want to run after we can just wanted to get the fingers warm so I can on some kids holy I just sold that no shot we get scored on here yeah after this ranked match we can three stack these kids I'm playing with right now have one chromosome combined No Cap who warms up in casual Obama that's just not good for you I saw a musty tutorial and he said you need to warm up with slow mo on and free play so you can mess with your mind it actually makes you feel fast as she is holy we just got peaked on these kids double commit and then toss the one huge chance we have to score and they have a man up field of course I don't know about that one Donald casual boost your ego and makes you feel like a god when in reality any GC would on you says the one who's never been gc2 division two I hard peaked higher than any of you nerds and think the way I warm up is more Pro level that's cap hard cap on that one I literally hard peaked gc3 but didn't have enough time in the season to actually hit SSL the only reason you peaked is that you had your SSL friend carry you to gc3 he couldn't take you to SSL because you are literally that trash relax Donald stop trying to Ego us it ain't that deep keep talking and I won't play with you guys I'd be better off on my own anyway but you guys just keep yapping to be fair you did start this by taking shots at us because you were offended I didn't agree with your warm-up idea don't be mad you couldn't do no one hit or come back because you on the slower end what the Obama you really just getting out here hoping some no I'm just tired of having your ego the size of Russia in this Discord that always leads to a argument somehow why don't you go check on what's her name again wife number three Jesus man if only you could hold women like you hold the argument then you'd actually have a successful marriage holy shut the up guys I'm clipping this I absolutely just shafted their entire Team bro Obama you are really trying to take it that deep ain't you that's disrespectful man and mad toxic I'm going to post this clip in general after the game so you guys can actually see my Peak don't try to act all innocent you literally started this whole thing because of your fragile ego man really just out here being disrespectful and wants to backpedal like that all right Obama I'm sorry can we just forget about it I don't want to keep arguing we need to Hype up Joe so he can win his game I'm in a casual match I can't watch it and plus this guy ain't even streaming you can leave that you know no one cares about casual matches anyway I'll start streaming here you go I binded that because I know everyone wants to watch a pro yeah Joe this is one close match hopefully you can pull it out and start the day off strong you got to control that Joe you got time don't just hit it wall oh he's cooking something dude what is my teammate doing you better get back Joe these kids seem like they couldn't save anything on net if they wanted to holy can you guys stop backseat gaming I'm trying to win this and I just hear y'all trash cans calling out well Joe relax we're trying to Hype you up so you can pull this W out but that 50 you just did was trash let him cook let him cook bro where's my team why is no one in the mid yeah Joe I don't think you can trust these trash cans seems like they don't know what to do in any position their rotation is also trash so my best idea would be to play hard third bro guys let me just game we win this without any problems holy that's a ripper Joe you can't keep hitting it right at their defense it won't work and it always ends up in you getting clapped that's good patience Joe you're doing really good and I think after this game we absolutely destroy the ranked world with our play man do you think if we start casting this game like jorby he Peaks 10 times harder Donald you better not start casting this this is an intense match that can only rival that of the Season 5 rlcs match of NRG versus dignitas yeah that's cat my boy I don't think this is even remotely close to that plus that was a series and this is a ranked game at your own house it ain't that deep Joe you're pushing up too much for these guys they don't know where to be and you're just following the pack playing right on them yeah Joe you got to carry these kids otherwise you're not going to win you just gotta not trust them so you can know where to be yo guys relax let me play my game so we can win this otherwise we're going to lose and I want a promo tonight holy is that a shot oh that was close imagine that went in Joe your rotation is kind of too tight and it's making you be in a lot of awkward spots you've got to be ready for your teammates to go and if they don't then you go holy this is going into overtime this is a nail biter of a game you guys got to stop talking I swear to God if you don't just sit there and let me win I'm going to leave the Discord call is mad annoying holy what a shot what a save all right time to be Justin you got this Joe I think you win it 100 you just got to be ready for your teammates to screw up I agree Obama he's got to be ready for his teammates to choke otherwise they're not going to win either way this match is one of the few ones that isn't a blowout let's go Joe time to clutch up on defense this kid is about is about swear to God man's trying to clutch up and the defense is struggling No Lie holy can you guys shut up I'm trying to win and all I hear is you guys talking mid-game Donald five bucks he chokes to some trash ass shot I'll take that bet my dad did give me some birthday money Joe you got to play the low what the are you doing kid why did you not go tried to tell you Joe you got to listen when I call that out yo what's up guys you ready to finally three stack I'm inviting you sure am Joe I finally get to hard clap some kids with the boys sounds a little sus not going to cap you of course the man who literally hung out with Jeffrey Epstein calls out that sounds suspro self-reflect yourself and retry holy Donald are you going to join I invited you like five times hurry up shut the up Joe I'll join when I join like why are you so worried about time your old ass ain't got that much left anyway damn Donald already turning the afterburners on and already starting to cook this is going to be a good seven minute sesh Donald you're like four years younger than me and eat like someone who is on my 600 pound life like bro I probably have more time than you no cap wow so it's like that huh Joe I go for the stomach and you go right for the throat like a Viper let's not get too deep into this otherwise you'll start crying like the previous sessions can you both shut the up and talk strats so we can win this y'all both old as and both have health Joe you got the memory of a musketeer rapper and Donald you literally eat like so you're probably gonna have a heart attack now let's game yeah Obama is right we should Grill the opponents not ourselves Joe I'm sorry you're old as so it's kind of just free roasts what the man knock that off Donald otherwise you'll just tilt Joe off relax and focus up so we can get this W all right personally I think we should play a deeper third so we can play a stronger offense with insane transitions gonna stop you right Joe you have no aggression in your play and are dead weight in most fast transitions I say Joe plays goalie and let me in Obama carry Donald we both know we can't carry in GC because some of these kids are goated for real Joe just play as fast as you can and we'll play around you you guys I'm fast and consistent in this game but y'all talking to me like I'm some kid who's never touched rocket League you are a kid mentally but you have touched this game I will say probably forgot when you started and how to play it but you have touched this game all right this is going back right Jesus what a ripper can you actually learn to speed flip so I don't have to deal with this I know how to speed flip and my kickoff isn't isn't bad as yours did any direction you want like me holy Donald how are you whiffing so hard already and it's not even 20 seconds in I'm not whiffing I'm faking that just like you faked paying taxes and losing the election BTW get on forgot to mention you didn't win the election Joe I'm surprised you remember there was an election just like in this game you got carried to a w now you don't even run the country a bunch of advisors do it for you you man I'm the first one up every morning and the last one to go to bed oh yeah because that matters you sign papers without reading them and spend more time on RL than you actually do running the country you got more hours on this game than you actually do as the president No Cap can you both shut the up we literally are going to lose this game because you cuck's want a half-ass roast each other I mean really the handicapped kid on South Park hits harder roast than what I'm hearing right now and he only says his name I'd rather hear that kid say his name over and over again than hear this orange little with a toupee on try and disrespect my name I don't need to disrespect your name Hunter is already doing a good enough job oh wow what a Zinger shut your Orange headed zootopia character extra chromosome ass up before I beat your ass that's the energy you need to bring to the game but now you're using all your power for some shitty ass roast Joe stop getting baited by Donald he's literally just trying to get a reaction out of you nothing bothers him just move on and let's win this game please all right I'm done not getting baited by the kid who still plays fortnite [Music] then just profit off their stupidity holy get absolutely dunked on little I finally got a one-on-one Obama have you been playing ones recently I see you're doing a lot better with your Max and even your consistency is looking pretty solid yeah I have I'm telling you guys it's a solid way to rapidly improve at this game and make you feel goated on the sticks for real I honestly might have to start doing that it's just so hard to deal with the mental because everyone in that playlist is so toxic it's like Chernobyl I literally get radiation poisoning from even considering touching that game mode you can thank me for giving you practice in dealing with the mental Joe I'm baiting you constantly because I want you to get better at this game and have a better mental holy I put that on a platter for you Donald and you can't score that I might have an ass mental but at least I put that up or 90 bendies when I get an opportunity like that implying you get an opportunity to have a shot like that you play so far back you could fall off the map all right children let's relax and not start this back up the calmer we are the better we play on my mama LOL Joe really going for a must y just wait when I hit that it's going to shock the world like when you get arrested at your country club playing golf half faded at 10 A.M in the morning holy y'all are so focused on roasting that you did not just witness the absolute dime I gave Joe acknowledge that for real that really was a good pass Obama kind of trash shot not gonna cap Joe you put it right on their Noggin and begged them to save that you said you'd Place where's the placement in that put that in bottom left corner under two Defenders what more do you want just because it ain't a ripper doesn't mean the placement was bad on it get off my and let me play my game we scored be happy that you're getting carried yeah for real Donald once you start showing up to the scoreboard with actual stats then you can talk until then relax and let the carries do their job carry then God why didn't you die for it Obama you had a free ball you whiff and come back to the net but then you acting like everything is Chill save that that was an awkward ass ball and hoped you guys would make up for my up my bad guys I just didn't expect you all to leave me as third without any support what kind of backhanded subtle roast was that we left you as third you mean you were third and absolutely choked the one chance you had to save the ball stop being a and take accountability for your up yeah really Obama you got to stop trying to find scapegoats like you guys did for Benghazi own up to your and say my bad guys so we can actually sauce these kids to Oblivion wow Joe really showcasing the shooting he has man's literally got a negative shooting stat how did you miss that Free Net you literally had to put it anywhere other than there and it would have went in tried to tell you man's literally thinking he's got the shooting of scrub but he's got the shooting of a diamond two at best hey that shot was free but no one called it as free so I thought I had to go for a pass you're lucky we kept alive and gave you a free shot you're literally [Music] acting like you're like and you'd literally be 100 pounds less if you just hit the gym instead of playing on RL all day without any achievements I mean really at what point do you realize you're just wasting your time on this game he's got a point there Donald you have 120 hours in the past two weeks and have made no gains in your MMR other than when you played with us a few nights ago at like 3 A.M when only scrubs are on I mean you just absolutely choke that backboard read like a diamond holy I swear to God if I pass to you again Obama and you choke that shot I will scream into the mic so loud you'll go deaf what a whiff coming out from Obama once again Jesus Man play some training because you are absolutely choking hard as stop passing the ball to them Joe how do you not put a solid shot on net with a pass like that they're awkward as hell play the shot shut the up Joe that was not a pass more like an upfield toss we only have 40 seconds left so we have to clutch up now otherwise this game is toasted holy Donald you did not just Panic double jump in front of me without providing any support at least just go back and not embarrass yourself anymore we need to start passing more and finding these Outlets so we can get a solid shot on net like that good pass Donald we just need to get it off our half and actually have a little bit of offense otherwise we're just going to crack under the pressure and get on long term no cap holy did you guys see that save absolutely cracked for real good save Joe I got the shot I I whiffed Donald score Donald score what happened to the clutch shooting man have some ice in your veins one time in your life let's go good shot Joe we like that we're in this game boys let's win this and get that MMR to Mars not going to cap we need to hard Focus up otherwise we might as well forfeit and go next if we sweat we probably beat them in overtime we just need to get there first Focus up Joe why are you coming after me when I've scored a majority of these goals and put more effort into my play than both of you combined all right it's going back left we're like zero for 20 in overtime so let's actually win this one and hopefully Donald won't choke holy you say back left and that goes mid right fix your kickoff Donald you got the ball didn't you sleep yeah Joe relax we need to keep calms clear otherwise we're going to Fumble the bag once again holy this is awkward as hell I got it get on kid let's go I'm throwing it up field to one of you one of you you're diming their back line stop ripping it to them Joe can you guys pressure stop playing so far back and keep up the pace you guys need to have quicker rotations we're getting out paced on our own half holy can you guys shut the up this isn't a coaching session we really just need to play our game and then we just win coming from you Donald it's almost comical you haven't won an OT with us in like a month and all you do is complain about losing every match your play is the problem yeah he's got you there Donald you really think our play is good but wonder why we're always down bad now for for Regis Joe he's tossing this match and has shown no signs of improvement sorry I can't hear you all the way from the bottom of the leaderboards your ass would have to wait four years for a message to be sent like an Interstellar because you're so low holy Donald how many times are you going to keep back flipping and leaving our third man by himself without any support shut the up it worked out didn't it Jesus man let me play my game without getting my fans on my ass we're not your fans you toxic Gumball Watterson Disney Plus account sharing photoshopped hair saggy face like the dog from Wacky Racers head ass oh my god get absolutely obliterated Donald he really cooking you and turned your ass into orange chicken you guys that was your fault making me have to focus on roasting back instead of actually playing the game oh boo hoo you little if you didn't keep nagging on Joe we'd be winning that but now you just got to keep talking to fuel your tiny ass ego you guys getting off yeah I'm done not playing with your cheese puff looking ass for a minute no all right invite him you sure about this Obama do you think he's better than Donald I'd rather play with him than play with Donald we need a break from him Man's Too toxic to stay on the roster and we're trying to play rlcs quals this season all right I'm inviting him also you need to apologize for yesterday you were extremely toxic to God howdy fellas you guys looking for a third it's not that deep Joe just relax and let's regain today yeah we are George we really need to get going before Donald sees us playing and joins word everyone join up let's get this bread so what's y'all's play style I'm still trying to learn to speed flip by the way so don't trust my kickoffs oh great that's fine we can play around you until we learn each other's play just make sure we keep a cool head so we don't tilt off like Donald yeah that man has the mental of a and has the audacity to blame us for every play we want to look elsewhere for a third hence we chose you damn I really got last picked again yeah we haven't played with you in a minute so you might have improved yeah George you were like champ one last time we played and you kind of threw some matches but hopefully you can redeem yourself unlike what you did in Iraq hey man that had nukes on my mama how did you know he had nukes was sitting by a fire when I had a dream what if a rock actually had nukes then was like Bingo we can use that as the cover to take that oil for real for real so the Iraq War was literally just for oil come on Obama you as a fellow president know that every war in the Middle East is for oil why the is this queue taking so long I swear to God I could have went to the Middle East and back and we still wouldn't be in a match probably because we have George on the team and his rank ain't as high as ours No Cap rank don't matter the hell it doesn't rank is the only standard we have to evaluate skill for low players now bro you just got to determine who's winning tournaments and stuff if they trash in ranked but win tourneys and are making money on the game that means they're good damn so that makes you trash because you're a low rank and have like zero earnings check got you there George all right it's going back left let's win boys cheating up use your mic George so we can come hey yo what the did you just say Obama did you say calm or come not even going to hold you Barack that's what I heard first don't say Barack that sounds like I'm getting scolded by my mom second it was calm you all just got dog water headset so you couldn't heard what I said my headset is better than both of y'all's these razor Krakens are actually goaded while y'all using Logitech headphones that scammers be using to give tech support holy Obama can you start passing the ball instead of just ripping it at them holy what a nasty control though shut the up Joe I'm putting my piece into this match and actually doing solid you just mad you're still processing what we were talking about 50 seconds ago man's trying to save packets by delaying his brain what's a packet yeah Obama that roast don't be hitting if we don't know what you're talking about who joined oh what's up gents saw bush in here and was wondering if y'all wanted to run some threes shove off Oompa Loompa seats taken yeah Donald we're actively replacing you because your dumb self can't control your temper you sleepy Joe at least I can control my memory you'd be crying over the simplest roast yet you're the only one holding grudges about it shut the up you orange prune we need a break from your ass and your toxic mindset holy y'all all turned against me like the clones in Star Wars fix your mindset and we can maybe consider picking you back up until then get the out of the server because we don't want to hear your Garfield looking ass sleepy Joe finally standing up for himself Jesus I feel like a parent watching their kid go to college later boys hit me up when Bush doesn't work out inevitably I mean he's basically a bottom tier president that has no real achievements other than up Iraq's future you Donald shut the up you trash can I'm dipping because as I'm afraid bush is going to cause me cancer with all the wmds he has oh wait listen here no well I think that could have went smoother now we're down one because of his ass joining and Flash banging our mental yeah I wasn't going to say this but George you're kind of tossing right now you're lacking speed and your rotation with us is more inconsistent than a McDonald's ice cream machine yeah that's my bad guys Obama is really throwing me off the man why are you coming after me for no reason yeah that's a bit unwarranted George you can't just Target anything you see that's black like oil not really what I was shooting for but okay then that was actually kind of funny no lie Joe I do agree Bush needs to speed up some and keep up with the rotation sorry new teammates I guess and I usually don't play at this speed being I'm around C3 at the moment well you better learn to speed the up otherwise we're not coming out of this with a W and we will not look favorably on you when we need a third what Joe is trying to say is we're going to be looking at this in the future wondering why the we played with you and we'll probably not consider you when it comes to a three stack again a bit harsh don't you think fellas I just got one game to play with you all and I haven't even warmed up catching players on a whim shows their true skill and so far all you showed is why not to play with you Focus up and let's pull out this W so we can actually have an alternative to Donald all right I'm going to start clutching up then holy I got this I'm about to clip get your camcorders ready Joey is about to score that guy man's hacking who goes backboard there not everyone who shits on you Joe is hacking you sometimes just not be as good as you think and really need to chill yeah I'm with Obama on this one I think you just got to know some players are of equal or greater skill compared to you meaning not everyone is just going to let you clip on them you're new here Youngblood so let me learn you something you're trash bottom of the barrel the last slice of bread in a loaf the kid who sits in the back of the class because socialization is not something he strives for you say nothing and like it whoa that's a bit harsh don't you think Joe you're really just going to diss that man and expect him not to say you know what get his ass George listen here you dementia infested your brain has the capacity of a bottle cap and you look like Herbert from Family Guy so shut your hair sniff an old raggedy ass physique a Dog with a Blog dad ass up LOL good try homie but that don't hit as good as you think it does Joe respectfully he just toasted your ass like you're in a fire No Cap get on Joey your dog at this game and a dog president I may have invaded a rock but at least I could make a four-minute speech declaring war while you sit up on stage reading from teleprompters and even then you still can't do it without stuttering that teleprompter text probably moves slower than you do after you get out of bed in the morning you old holy George is actually cooking you alive man are we in Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen because it'd be smelling like steak up in this if only you played as good as you roast I mean really you have no ability in this game you see three and it's actually depressing watching you play I may have dementia but I still be running these kids while you drive around in circles trying to find out where you got to be no cap holy another big in rotation why are you cutting across field like that instead of actually playing a good spot George I honestly didn't think it was my ball to go for because Joe was driving right at it and let that go over him it's called a fake you dumb play the ball after I drive up and make them toss it to you that way we actually have a consistent attack and keep them on edge holy Obama I thought you said this guy was good I said he was a player not good meaning he has an account and plays this game enough to where he might actually be all right never said good though it really be your own homies bullying when you down and looking for a three stack to cue with that's all right y'all really just a toxic group and you all really putting on Donald for being toxic all y'all Hypocrites for real and need to self-evaluate yourself before dissing Donny for being toxic we're not toxic we're friends who cook each other an ungodly amount of times in a session which usually be lasting like eight minutes AKA one game see how it starts good and then spirals yeah that's how it usually goes yeah if that's how y'all roll I don't think I can be a part of this roster you guys have a good day and all I'm always down to run though so hit me up when you guys actually aren't ass well what do we do now for a third Joe we only have one option and God had heard saying it but I think Donnie might actually be the one chance we have of having a teammate who ain't a man I guess you're right at least Donald has a tougher mental than Bush who really just be crying about everything let's get him in here word I'll invite him and may God have mercy on our souls damn bro it ain't that dangerous he's toxic and all but he ain't gonna like kill us or nothing I guess you're right but we can't let him start cooking otherwise this shit's gonna turn into Hell's Kitchen Joe you win I haven't heard you put anyone's name on the table for a third he's all we got I'm inviting him inviting you as well Donald Let's Roll howdy do my fellow presidents how you all been Joe you like your job lovely I get to sleep most of the day and Jill says I don't have to have a bedtime on Fridays Uber cool Monica I mean Hillary never let me do that always up at 8 A.M and at bed before seven oh Christ I literally have the entire retirement home might as well get Carter in here at least his brain is somewhat functional little negative don't you think D dog I mean just because we're Democrats doesn't mean we have dementia we're just here to game and get that MMR right Joe I I uh you can handle this bill I'm going to just play backfield and stay out of the way no shot you just said D dog like I'm some washed 80s rapper if you're going to play on this roster you need to provide some conversation that isn't able to be incinerated by me with a flamethrower all right let's take it back a notch Donald how you guys play you guys aggro are you trying to play a more slower game I'm more aggressive than most I try to cherry pick for some nasty dimes so I can put it on my YouTube channel oh here comes the YouTube channel you got a YouTube channel that's mad cool how many Subs you got bill when are you going to get off the game who the was that no shot you're still with Monica Lewinsky bro first rule of getting head in the white house drop her like it never happened babe relax I'm about to get SSL and got all the homies out the ghetto we're about to go big you have to trust me on that word I got you wow so all that you said about not getting head in the White House was for real damn bro the American people don't be liking when you lie to them this makes the Stormy Daniels case look like nothing compared to Bill still dating Monica Y'all best not snitch I could have just muted up but I let you hear it because we real homies other than CNN and MSNBC I ain't got no one even Hillary blocked my ass on Snap Bill shut up you got blocked by your actual wife on Snap holy Christ that is hilarious my man you might be the most down bad I've ever met and I bet Jeffrey Epstein so that's saying some I mean don't be saying that man it'd kind of be making me feel sad I know we ain't always been on good terms but y'all been the only real ones I've had for a minute I figured you all wanted to play and not have a roasting session sorry Donald damn bro if I ain't just shed One Singular tear in response to that we don't want on this roster we want someone who's solid like iron and ready to shred some kids on Rocket League now stop crying hoe and let's game yeah stop with this crying bill you were a president for Christ's sakes Focus up or get the out I got one more ripping it up field I'm pushing up see if I can dunk this little hoe yeah get on seeing if I can get it mid now boy ripped it back get it bill that ain't me B Jizzle it's the orange orangutang I can see if I can rip it back in the mid though to you Donald now that's out of my range Joe send it home yes sir we're on the board gentlemen good everyone good keeping bill yeah good Bill we like that aggression keep that up and we are winning this appreciate the love boys I'm going back right make sure to watch that rotation saw you cutting me off some Donald just make sure we stay off each other's root no shot the new blood after my soul like that you did not just say that just call me dog at that point whoa easy there Donald I didn't call you trash just noticed you were on my rotation because your ass is like a heat-seeking missile when it comes to the ball stop playing like a d-gen and rotate shut up you Gremlin looking whoa Donald he was just trying to provide some insight to make us play better don't worry I got this free ball oh me man how do I miss that well that's a goal oh great thanks a lot bill you got Joe up now being you're trying to start some I ain't trying to start nothing I ain't Nixon I'm Bill Clinton dude really using his name like it's got weight to it the thing that has weight to it is the allegation of you getting head in the Oval Office probably ain't the only place either your dumb ass is considered one of the worst Presidents of all time not even going to cap Donald I thought that was pretty cool well you also be smelling little girls hair and making jokes right before you be talking about a shooting at a school the is wrong with you did you all see the goal I just did was nasty absolutely shafted the guy who tried to Ego challenge me might be one of the best dunks I've done I mean did you see that disgusting yes we saw it bill now let's all calm down and win Donald we get you mad about getting arrested for like a day but don't be swinging on the few homies you got left you lost Epstein and all your other homies be cut in ties shut up and play up nice push you dumb you literally just choked that save 100 could have saved it but you just don't want to I guess don't want to win huh sleepy Joe can't wait to run your ass in the 2024 election you see that shot yeah shut the up I'm peaking right now and you still trying to put me down like the egotistical you are swinging on everyone without regard to anyone's feelings you want to dance let's Dance all talk no walk your roaster the equivalent of that teddy bear from Toy Story swinging on me you got the roast level of a tostino pizza roll you a lizard looking and have the IQ of a rock damn the orange Lego guy who'll be saying hey every ad really got the nerve to open his mouth shut up little homie and let the big kids play I'll talk no walk on you nuts little yeah not trying to put my hat in the ring or anything but I feel like we almost a cold war levels of tension let's all take a breath and regain we're winning and you all be cooking each other holy nice own goal Joe disregard what I said you're trash the man thank you been saying that 10 years straight bill that might be the most presidential thing your ass has said in 30 years all right we got it out the system let's game please we don't want to start off with a loss with Bill it's not good looks for your bill that shot I just hit be good looks Joe I know you got good meaning but right now you really be the dead weight for the roster no offense yeah you need to breathe Joe you're holding us back some hit it back great bill and I will see if we can get a quick goal and close this out real quick Jesus man the call out was a bit delayed Donald you okay man Focus up and let's get one on net that's all yours Bill I'm mid if you want to pass yeah that's my bad Joe went for a demo thinking I could open up the field some but I guess not was not the best idea I had in the Noggin nah you're good man let's just look for each other next time if you feel these kids are trash and don't be expecting the dimes I know we can dish out No Cap we're insanely lethal when it comes to dicing out the passes it's how we were goated when we played with Obama but ever since he threw that tourney it's been hard to reignite that man my ass really just got clobbered on the goal line no shot I could save that it all good Jay snizzle we're in this like Mrs Frizzle out here on a journey to win this game so we can come out stronger and not be lame damn get this man some ice because he's on fire right now dishing out the bars just like Jafar from that movie made by Disney Pixar the mental institution Y'all escape from must have been a hell of a place don't be hating because you can't dish out what we're putting out we understand you're illiterate and borderline stupid but that's okay so stop being pressed about every little thing in the world and worry about how to keep that toupee from falling off your Noggin yeah it ain't that deep Donald we're cooking we're tied we're not choking this match we're just having a blast so relax before I decide to put your ass in a cast y'all just be hitting me with the nursery bars that a fifth grader could make in chat GPT you all got all the bread but you ain't got no butter in those bars holy where did you come from Donald what a save well done Spider-Man out here Tom Holland in Disguise if Tom Holland was like 200 pounds heavier also just saw it nice flick Joe that went to Narnia the Donald why are you coming up on me like that and just taking the ball from me gee I don't know maybe because you're an unreliable little who has no concept of when to rip it and when to control that you're like a roulette table when I have to think what you're doing shit's impossible to predict so I said nah it my ball gents I'm beat someone help me Jesus can y'all pause y'all's notebook story for one goddamn second this is getting annoying is this how every sesh goes pretty much you Carl Weezer head ass you taking the ball from me because you know your ass would be a afterthought when Joey gets the ball he sends that Upper 90 bendies while you just be in the back tearing up because your ass is somehow on the bench in a three-person game Joe can you hit this so I don't get shafted of course I can because I'm reliable as about as reliable as a McDonald's ice cream machine of course you would know you orange Teletubby shut the up and stop roasting so we can actually give Bill a shot yeah I'm going to be honest boys you got to relax or I'm just going to make another post on the steam forum for a three stack tired of getting shafted because y'all be in love with each other living in each other's heads rent free yeah that's my bad Bill Let's recue and see if we can actually win a match go next loss so we don't tilt off so you don't tilt off you mean you Joe I don't be tilted not gonna cap D dog you really be tilting more than me or Joe you just got a lot of anger in you for some reason and might want to see a therapist because your ass is a danger the kind of Criminal Minds analysis was that all right regain gents we're not Russia we ain't getting our asses kicked again I know our potential and it exceeds that of the French in World War II yeah the French kind of got ran in World War II if you didn't know Joe so did Melania last night but I ain't say it I just heard it that's a bit toxic you zombie looking you ain't got no brain and you're already swinging when you said you didn't want to this game at least he ain't coming after me with Monica was really trying to avoid bringing that back up oh Bill why are you saying that gosh darn it bill you making Biden look sane almost insane as the Chads who drop a sub while they're watching these videos they don't do that Donald unlike your votes in 2020 these people ain't fake damn you just got toasted Joe you getting ran little boy little boy dang man thanks making me feel young as I was back in 1832 appreciate that man makes my heart all warm what a save Joe hard looking for that shot there good I'm going to keep with this see if I can get it mid turn on that Joe I'm going back I can't pull up on that I'm too far with no boost what a demo Bill I'm gonna see if I can put that on the net kids cracked can't believe he actually saved that kid's a Smurf yeah honestly man how did I miss that ball because your dog water indirect fire get down holy you sounded like an NPC from Modern Warfare no cap you a voice actor Bill yeah that was mad wild making me feel like I'm in 2010 again running The Apprentice ah good times yeah man I mean I've been practicing my voices and I think I'm getting better with them just trying to Showcase to what I can bring to the team I don't think that will help you in the long run I mean it's crazy cool but it don't be what we need sorry Bill I know it seemed like it would but nah kind of pointless but I mean it's cool really won't factor in if we end up considering you for the full roster but we will consider that Joe just did just do that and that will be more beneficial than your voice acting ability man I can't do that only thing I can do is to voice the man you guys didn't say this was RL skill only asked to play rocket league isn't good at Rocket League bro it's literally black and white not that hard to understand didn't even acknowledge that body I just did in there have to put us up on that's noted Bill you're fumbling the bag Bill geez guys I'm sorry trying my best let's just restart and keep this momentum up the you doing lil fella you think that's your ball think again lil bro you have no speed and your skill is dog note that down now because it will save you in the long run if you keep playing with us I'm diving this like I got no regard for the opponent's ability I'm in the mid oh Donald is dead great makes my past look like dog yeah my ass got turned into mulch next time look out for that a pass that close would be risky either way Young Blood don't listen to Donald he'd do that so quick if he saw you mid and then would blame your ass if you get killed going for it funny as hell dang that true Donald get off my Joe I'm doing my part like the absolute unit I am got 100 times more ability and 100 times better mental than your old raggedy ass LOL watch this and here we go boom get dunked in their net you see that you monkey that's how you put that on net without even trying skill more like Bear Grylls with the old toupee head ass looking like Homer Simpson hair little looking like a potato wedge with fur damn J snizzle slicing and dicing your ass up like he infomercial Flex tape ain't even going to be able to fix that didn't even mean to put that on net and you're hard flexing that you did the you ain't even mean to do that you can't hard Flex it I'll be damned I can hard Flex what I want shot on net without meaning to do it flexed burning Donald in the election flexed what ice cream am I eating flexed vanilla it's better than all flavors including orange you ugly ass nerd Flex yourself off this game you did Jen you'd be trolling half the time anyway oof that comeback was weaker than an earthquake in West Virginia not looking to good for you Donald really be swinging with marshmallows on your hands you're not going to lie you're pretty weak tonight when it comes to roasting what's wrong Donald ain't got no ego left after getting carried last game you didn't carry I carried you just threw while I had to make up for your fuck-ups and even then it still wasn't enough we took a fat L and we lost like 11 MMR because of your incompetence well I'm about to make up for that game so it doesn't matter you kicking and screaming while getting carried don't be looking to presidential of you my boy you acting like a teenager who got burned and now is crying because he can't roast back literally me at the start of us playing together I can roast I'm just struggling with it right now give me like a few games and then your ass is toasted like a Subway sandwich don't test not gonna lie in being I've only played with you guys two games so my word doesn't mean that much but I don't think you got the strongest roasting game Donald you roast like Courage the Cowardly Dog and that literally just makes noises still better than your ass shut up kids let me clip real quick holy they swore my ass so quick well good luck gents I'm rushing back Joe choking another clutch moment hand fed to him by the other team what is happening other than the usual that happens on the daily every time we game I'm trying to force this ball Donald what are you doing you did nothing with that ball other than making yourself look like an idiot sleepy Joe coming after my soul once again unwarranted this kid is our president thank God I feel so represented little what just happened how did we get scored on I just got killed holy Donald just whiffed his life away Jesus Christ we just witnessed a throw if I've ever seen nah it's good we have 23 seconds ain't no way we lose this just hold the ball and then rip it when they Chow bro there was no way I could get there man we win this either way I mean it's already GG the aggression of the French in World War II hard missing their MMR already good pass Donald what a shot for me if I must say and yep GG gets on kids dog water players rikue yeah I think we finally found the Synergy we were looking for with you Bill just got to see how next game goes anything can happen Joe is right spots are never going to be solidified until we think you're good all right boys we're loading in let's get a quick W and go play some cod or something all right let's run this Sovereign Heights is my map I peaked harder on this map than I peaked in the presidency wow you really must not like this map because you ain't peaking in your presidency the hell did you just say big fella I am peaking peaking inflation rates more like you causing more turmoil in the economy than Hoover who the is Hoover is he a rocket League player because I will on his ass No Cap oh my Hoover was the president in the Great Depression you how the do you not know that but you know how to play a car soccer game president of your knitting club that meets on Saturdays more like and we're scored on great you're really showing your peak man man Bill Dove that like he was a goalie playing for PSG on a ball that was going slower than I go in my Model T stay in your lane little fella got nervous and wanted to make sure the left side of the net was covered unlike Donald you just stayed under the ball for no reason I put my effort in to get back but you can only go so fast in this game probably go a little faster if you weren't so fat in real life man be weighing his car down to make it look like a low rider whoa too far there keep it in the game don't be roasting on the physique Jill wishes she had in you yeah Joe that was a bit harsh man can say I have dementia and look like Mr never cracker from monster house but oh I can't call him fat because it'd be hurting his feelings what the is this one-sided I'm a part of this one-sided is called the US government OG presets you don't have to be here if you don't want to I know your ass probably wants to take a nap yeah Joe you don't have to be here if you don't want to be we want some backbone if you know what we mean you ain't got none left you old whoa you're not there yet bud just because you scored don't mean you can be cooking like you and OG yeah bill you can't just play three games and expect to be considered a g I mean you haven't even made the roster yet you grilling like a fifth year Slytherin so y'all really saying I can't be roasting just because we friends I don't care about being on the roster I just want to be a part of the friend group oh well the posting did say looking for third not looking for third wheel sorry man thought we were pretty clear on that yeah I triple checked the post with my advisors to make sure everything was pretty clear can't have any national security threats if you know what I mean don't want to be talking about nukes and comms and you'll be snitching to the Iranians or something y'all are some ruthless man don't have any care in the world so long as you have a three stack in rocket League you know it's just a game right just like Monica was just a White House intern come on man we like the game and don't want to waste our time with a dead weight who oversteps his place damn absolutely burned but let's get through this game and then we can cook notice how we're winning out without any comms or discussion on play I told you I'm not a bad player just want to roast like one of the Bros put this back left and I'll tell you why can't control the kickoff placement it's noted Joe holy this guy is about to flip reset musty on my ass never mind get on shut down like I shut down taking my dementia meds all right Joe good but I'm gonna need more can you control this and rip it up more like ripping it down to you Bill see if you can get a shot on the net wild placement there you telling me you couldn't place that anywhere else that whole net was wide open and you're still throwing it too far left note it again honestly going to have to blame the late comms you just dished out there Jay dizzle kind of threw me off and made it harder to put a solid shot on yeah keeping it real with you Joe you were really delayed there not sure if it's your internet or your brain could be both I don't know but you got to talk like you're not a fifth grader learning to read y'all just haters man my comms are close to squishies or g2s I have great comms best comms in the world I don't even need a teleprompter to come I believe you I mean I really believe you but the way you outputting it into the mic makes it sound like you're just a dude reading a scary book on Audible this brings me to the sponsor of the video shut the up you ain't even that big would be bigger if the person who made it around halfway through would subscribe though I mean it's like one click and you don't have to do it but it would make Papa Joe happy well we just lost Subs because of you talking and hyping it up no one likes you kid get on the bench guys can we chillax a little bit we really need to just focus we're tied I personally would like to win so I can stay on the roster but you guys ain't even sweating we don't have to sweat we're already goaded on the sticks right Donald yeah Joe we're actually goaded talking all this all game and we are still tied like the absolute Chads we are we don't miss and we listen to you like you Bliss going out in front holy bill you just shot it right at them bro come on man's had the net covered like it was dependent on his life what you mean come on I put my shot on and tried but it didn't stick y'all acting like I just owned gold or something damn near close enough you hard tossed that shot and it will be noted your ass don't have a future with us if you can't put that up or 90 when we need it most yeah that was pretty screwed up man really not that hard a shot you just panicked oh it's by me Good Luck Joe oh Christ why is it always Joe is third why did you dive that like an imbecile chimp provided no support and they went by you like a Kardashian walks by a homeless person on the street wait where was Bill homie G was not even remotely near our play and had a failed rotation so bad he was in their corner while we were getting shafted on defense well done Bill really taking your job for tossing very seriously not my fault you all is more uncoordinated than the United States budgeting you all need to fix yourselves rather than coming after the Chad who provides more support than any of you lil dudes you ain't a Chad just because you got head in the Oval Office you ain't a chat at all you a little who lacks any rocket League skill and really should re-evaluate your priorities yeah I'm with Donald on this one you really haven't provided any support this match and your rotation is slower than a snail walking through molasses snails don't walk you dumb they crawl or I mean they slither right snail slither what the actual does a snail do I mean it just be floating like the goddamn Back to the Future car what is it come on Bill you know the DeLorean I think Joe 2.0 Jesus man we really need you asses in a home together to bounce conversations off one another would be like being on crack or some what a wild time that would be okay first you Donald second bill you really can't be talking when you have done nothing other than toss this game I have seen champ once play better than yourself and you coming after us like we're the liabilities on the team man that's sad so mad at the game he comes after good players to appease the urge to rage appease the urge for you to hit your shots you guys I'll go play Minecraft with Bill and you can just do oq I don't give a I don't need you guys foreign God what a little man can't do and then cries honestly I think we had a good roster with Obama I mean he was actually useful and knew how to throw roast around compared to him that man be like a Care Bear for real guess we just try to work out with Obama he was useful and knew how to be a roaster Bill and George were just little about every little thing coming out of our mouths I mean they really need a support group just for being in here let's see if he wants to run the eight tourney it's coming up tag him one loss now is a dub in the future and now we have a warm-up under our belt we are chilling time to win out speaking of winning out Obama did you see we broke the light goal by like 150 someone had to have bought likes because no shot your dumb ass self is like that much like more than you lil bro no one likes your ass other than those people who don't be paying attention to your speeches you'll be slurring your words and sound as incoherent as a homie who had a bottle of vodka hi kids I'm not saying I'm all but let's face it I'm more like than any of you Joe you are the least liked you got to accept that otherwise you lying to yourself Obama might be more liked but I'm always superior even when people don't like me who me bro I meant who asked you little no one cares you're more liked now let's play this oh shut up Joe you would 100 be using it against him if you were in his shoes only reason you calling him out is because you know you ain't be getting liked like that you know what let's shoot for 450 likes again just to show our boy here he ain't as liked as he thinks no shot we get it twice Jesus what the was that Donald was that you where the are you going ripping this on net just trying to fix the you up but couldn't so yeah was trying to fix your dog water Play Jesus Joe why do you challenge so quick it don't be helping it's a one-on-one for Donald which could have been a two-on-one yeah it does help stay in your own lane please free ball going right on net even do that God man can only touch this one once maybe twice never mind can't touch it twice careful Joe your last for a second your ball Obama see if you can get a a touch good gonna see if I can get it ripping this one up field to you Obama well that really wasn't to me more like towards them but I regain and pre-flip that like I was on some kdot mechs Jesus Donald can you get off the ball you've been on almost every single ball that has come my way and it's really up the rotation for real you need to slow the down Lightning McQueen head ass see if you can shoot this Joe it's right in front of the net don't worry Daddy Joe got this one and two BAM double touch like I'm goaded literally putting that on my highlight reel when I get on G2 that was so cancer to watch I can't even describe why my eyes be burning how do you even manage to score that I do some like that and four Defenders Converge on my in a threes match y'all might be more like than me but you sure as hell ain't got the mechs like me skill over likability any day hose more like skill over actually having a memory you dedicate so much to the game you'd be losing brain cells every time you get on it is showing the only thing showing here is your scalp you toupee wearing why don't you focus on your own and let papa carry your like usual shooting this don't worry I got you you all both getting carried by Obama today that's sad to see too I mean you really think me being on top isn't a roast all right that shot placement was actually goated who the keeps messaging me on Discord I swear it's probably Ben again that hasn't left me alone since we played Minecraft a few weeks ago hey what's up Joe you want to play some Minecraft later Hunger Games or we could play demonologist again I know you like that game saw it on your profile oh uh hey Ben we're in the middle of a big tournament right now I'll message you later that's fine I'll just mute up and we can talk after you're done if that's fine it would be but it just makes Donna lag because his computer isn't strong and his overlay kind of makes his game choppy when there's more than three people in the call I know it's weird yeah that Discord over age sometimes with my frames all right that's fine I'll just go until you're done good luck guys God if there was ever a need for a 30 year old to act like a child that man would be at the top of the list I mean really the man was actively messaging me while he was in the call like what the actual yeah bro homie might be crushing on you being y'all acting the same you got the mind of a second grader and he has the mind of a smart ass person but acts like a second grader match made in heaven that laugh got me sussed out really a serial killer laughed no lie or the evil guy who always trying to blow up the moon in every comic ever it's my own fault I shouldn't have played with him man won't move on and play with other people always coming back for me shit's mad weird yo one of these kids left it's a two on three wow ranked is easy I guess just get the kid to rage off and wait for his team to tilt to swell because they can't win a two on three hopefully these kids follow his path holy Christ the kid in chat mentions Minecraft and Ben is still messaging me about Minecraft holy man this is some absolute Mandela affecting my Noggin at least we don't have to sweat this match we basically won already these kids just don't want to Forfeit for some reason yeah let's waste our own time because we have the inability to accept defeat literally Hillary in 2016 No Cap now that Ben mentioned the demonologist I can't stop thinking about playing that it's an insanely fun game I just really wish I could get one of you guys to get it instead of Ben I honestly wouldn't mind playing it but I don't know if people would actually want to see me play it old man scaring himself shitless playing one of the scariest games this year has to offer hell yeah people would probably want to see it what even is that game is it really scary I might get it been looking for something to replace Faz that should be getting old real quick not even going to lie Donald it's 100 times scarier than Faz and you might not be able to take it your heart already is enough and this might push it over the edge No Lie Ben's still messaging me nah I can take it dealt four years in the White House and had to deal with Congress on The Daily not their ass which is why ninety percent of presidents go in with dark hair and come out with gray hair I'll play if people want to see it either way I'll still probably get on that a scary game night Friday sounds like fun you want something scary just go watch Camila give a speech only reason I made her my vice president was because I wanted to pull Baddies all I pulled was saddies though it kind of worked you pulled Ben that doesn't sound as funny as you think you giving off a lot of sis Vibes tonight Donald you really need to tone that down otherwise we might have to out can always out that Joe is like four fourth graders stacked up on top of each other in a big Overcoat wearing a mask might be why he always walking weird and talking like he don't know what he's saying finally these kids left Jesus what a waste of time this is why this game is annoying to play people don't give a about if they win or lose just so long as they tilt the other players wild world we live in it's a good ass world so long as I'm in it well boys hate to break it to you but I got the demonologist on my mind and want to go play that I might get back on but I will let you guys know sleepy Joe flaking on us like he flakes on his duties as president wow crazy so so unexpected all right just let us know Joe if you get back on me and Donald can run a few and then Michelle said dinner was ready I never agreed to that maybe I don't want to all right word never mind then I will just wait for dinner to be done and your ass can do whatever wow I was joking we can game some I don't mind let's play some twos instead of Duo queuing threes all right gang I'll talk to you guys later let me know if you guys end up getting the demonologist or want to play some rocket League later what's up Obama see you're trying to get here a little bit earlier than usual we're ready to win out what can I say already been grinding the free play so I'm here to slay the day and with the Rhymes oh this is going to be a good day I can feel it what's up fellas you all ready to peek so hard we get SSL in one session get that play till we lose mentality but never lose Obama I think your game is glitched I don't see you on the game I see you online but not on the game so maybe it's just your steam we're j-dizzle let me restart and get this back online what car are you rolling with Joe a Bugatti pretty sure it's pronounced Bugatti Chiron who the was that Joe you'd be hearing some or something nah he heard right you just have a dollar pills headset you Donald you're a fool get your old ass here and out this VC is that Andrew Tate didn't you like get arrested or something how did he even get in this call my restarted yo what's up Tate my boy how you been been better bruv your receptionist little had the audacity to question why I'm here so I'm going to leave keep your boys in line next time Obama would have stayed if only they respected me you all really couldn't keep it together to keep tayden here man's trying to play in houses sometime and I was going to propose it during our matches damn it Donald you never said Andrew Tate was going to join next time call that who the is Andrew yate it's Tate you old ass he's one of the most known celebrities in the world I got this cheat up going right hopefully most known in the world but I'd probably clap his ass at RL on my mama man's got money but does he got a speed flip Jesus Joe even you don't have a speed flip like really are we just going to ignore that blatant cap I don't know are we going to ignore that blatant shot you had on net but you sent that to the Moon oh wait my bad Obama that went to Mars Put it on net next time damn Obama thought he was swinging turns out he was just blocking turns out you weren't talking you were just sleeping shut up Joe stop trying to defend your stupid self yeah Obama you can't really use that roast I started using using so that's going to need to stop just like you cutting every freaking play come on man you need to focus on your old raggedy ass rotation do something other than toss you totally cut me off yeah Donald you can't come out the corner to box if you're just going to put your hands down if you know what I'm saying just shut the up and let's keep rolling I'm behind you Obama dropped that when you can my bad accidentally shot it actually how the do you accidentally shoot it like this what the holy Donald you just cut again what are you doing free shot and you just hit it to him come on Joe how are you going to start bitching about cuts and then do that exact same thing you bitching about I don't know how are you going to keep living off your Peak as president literally like seven years later how many books Michelle put out trying to still farm that come on man do something else with your life no shot you acting like I didn't spoon feed you the presidency just casually brushing off I took your old ass as my vice president hoping you'd boost my votes you just boosted my chromosome count though you all need to speed up otherwise we just go just can literally see the pixels coming off your cars y'all driving so slow on my mama my vanilla pudding got better comparisons than that man we might as well forfeit we slicing and dicing each other like we some apples in the produce section of a Wells Fargo I mean Harris Teeter I meant Harris Teeter oof I can hear Camila already reciting the presidential vow to take over the presidency me she wasn't reciting that in the mirror every night since she became became vice president hell she probably already has the speech for the American people already lined up damn you guys really be grilling too hard sometimes like I'm a gas station hot dog left on the roller all night because the operators forgot I was there all right score this and All Is Forgiven or just troll yourself and not even attempt to challenge that welp I regret nothing that has been said Donald I can't get this it's all you just whiffed the absolute out of that Joe tried to cut it ripping this to Narnia cap on air dribbling I turned ball cam off damn these stubby fingers what a sight that was to see absolutely rlcs quality there might as well be first killer in the finals of the last major because you're literally tossing oh you watch that too Carmine absolutely shafted the world probably should have swept phase though y'all both watched that hell are we even friends we need to watch that together sometime spring is coming up maybe we can have a Ln or something Brooke can't even pronounce land yeah my schedule might be a bit cluttered with the election coming up but I'll ask Jill and Camila to see if they will let me come over where are we going Mar-A-Lago uh about that we can't because Putin is coming over sometime during the Spring major Putin who Vladimir now putting these nuts in your mouth get ran through lil bro man's really just got ran through now we can have it at my house no cap I got a slushy machine can't say I didn't see that coming a mile away but you really have a slushy machine damn even Michelle don't even let me cop that shit's wild gets me a mini fridge but not a slushy machine tragic world love all the bonding and but Donald you have been a sack of potatoes this game you didn't see that pass coming your way like it was the freest pass I could offer and gave you a possible transition goal option come on kid just totally going to ignore the fact that Donald straight drove in corner for a 100 pad after seeing me die for it yeah this match is getting hard bombastic side eyes from the eggs in the stands you choking okay I may be tossing but I don't be saying bombastic side eye like some Middle School child who ain't figured out what culture is so he'd just be reciting everything off Tick Tock stop acting like Tick Tock ain't the way of the future is the future not if I have anything to say about it that is filled with data mining that makes you a robot to Amazon or whatever the it is I'm unsure here one second hand me that Tick Tock is a corporation that attempts to steal and control the American people with the use of ITS Technologies and algorithms dude really just hadn't an advisor hand him that bro is really reading scripted mid-match like some controlled Mongrel wowza just wowza not good looks you know Joe this is going on YouTube for the channel and you just reading that off script mid game come on man you need to know better than that let's be real I'd be doing that all the time they just hand me a card that has questions and that I answer and I just get paid for it so a win win for me it's like a free money glitch no lie oh Jesus Christ he ain't helping himself well there's one up one up I don't even mind the loss so long as I get the long-term win nah bro my homies in the polling place has got me you ain't got that dog in you anyway little poodle ain't gonna win even North Carolina haha at this point I might as well endorse Donald at least he may be reading Scripps mid-match homie putting that effort in you be lacking Young Blood need you to up the effort next match and maybe you get that back that douche in chat called us a bozo damn how far we have fallen can we at least win this next one go one and one re-queue us up Joe let's focus this time always be saying it but never be portraying it stop chasing the ball Donald but fine let's just win all right boys Michelle says if you guys don't clutch up you all some ugly nerds who play this game without thinking Michelle thinks we play like trash man that's got to be the new low for us what does she think we should do Obama Joe she didn't say that he's just trying to make us play better while indirectly roasting us which in turn makes us play worse but according to my calculations as there are many Obama is a going third play defense in the net guys start pressuring their attack oh I'm not going to be able to read this just kidding I'm goaded what can I say look at that Ripper wait why did you push out Joe you said you couldn't read it and then said you could and I was already driving when you said you couldn't so therefore I thought I could but then you said you could so I said I could too and then we doubled what did you actually even just say are you okay Jill Jill get on the mic your husband is having a stroke speaking of stroke what the was that shot Obama absolutely put that so slow and it just goes in new meta I guess what can I say just sniping it from the deep and it goes in skilled if I guess kids need to realize it's GG when Barack gets in the game not cool Donald I'm not having a stroke just having trouble processing my words don't act like you'd be doing that sometimes too not to that extent homie you might need to go to a doctor not saying you haven't just saying you should brain tumors and such or it can just be dementia we don't know oh wait we do you have dementia Case Closed bro can you stop saying the same line every video we get it he has dementia shut up about it God you know what if you're watching this and like Donald's saying dementia in every video to Joe drop a like if you don't like it drop a sub hell drop a like just for that nasty shot I just put on net that's not fair most people are already subbed you can't just rig the election like that that's what Joe does I appreciate if you guys just stop acting like I'm not here you guys know I'm here right I'm actively talking to you hello Donald am I dead what the heck is happening tragic just so tragic what a shame man's finally losing it but still plays Rocket league so brave so brave yes we hear you Joe Donald is just gaslighting you again acting like he doesn't hear you man's a menace for that but you just need to realize it ain't about you he just has a personality every now and then but hey we're winning so that's something to look forward to you Obama I'm chill as hell just poke the bear every now and then to see if I can rile it up you keep poking you're gonna get clawed stop gaslighting me like that so we can win this damn it how did I miss that Joe your last me and Obama are out of positioning see if you can clear it corner or something oh they're lining up oh Joe scored Nice Shot Joe stop sleeping on me by the way do you guys want to play tourney after this it's like seven ish but I mean we can wait and cop some food I think Jill is making spaghetti tonight so I'm thinking we might have a solid run yeah Melania said she's ordering McDonald's through door Dash so I'm going to get some spicy nuggets heard they're goated but honestly if I get them in my system we're going to the finals of rlcs yeah Donald you do know those things are already gone in some areas there's no guarantee you're going to get them so is that a bad sign just a bit worried you know yeah I think it is oh I'm own going as soon as you say there's no spicy nuggets this happens oh God you said it and it happened it's bad looks were cooked oh my God you might be a ghost or something how did you predict that Obama how did you know it was going to be bad looks if there was no spicy nuggets relax Joe just a coincidence not like we're going to lose the game or anything we're still up two goals we're good don't worry just need a little bit of confidence just a matter of luck with what happened Obama you sure you have this ball in the corner holy what a save for me coming out with the clutch let's go Donald you're tearing up the pitch like Messi holy can you guys stop talking y'all are bad luck the heck it's because of the spicy nuggets they don't have the spicy nuggets God we're gonna lose this I'm not bad luck you call out like you're messy on the goal line when Messi would never be there other than a corner on his half then you're going to get scored on the soccer gods don't be with that yeah my bad was a bad call that came right back as soon as I said it but I mean it was a nice shot from that kid I guess for an idiot haha am I right guys get bullied other team even though uh you can't hear me and he says I have dementia I ain't wrong on that bro trust me you have the IQ of a Whopper commercial with your old aviator glasses acting like Tom Cruise the only thing you flying is to the mental hospital your ass escaped from damn that was actually hilarious really love the new roast coming out from Donald Joe how you going to respond damn vice president for eight years and you riding him like you all be kissing man that hurts at least I'm not like Donald over here who walks into the room and eyes the snacks every time he enters no wonder you were friends with Kim Jong-un you all both at the same weight level all right all right enough of that that's hilarious now we lost a 3-0 lead because we had to mention the spicy nuggets well they have them if you didn't know now let's win out Melania already ordered ready to clutch out Jesus Donald are you going for a demo or a challenge all right a demo thanks for coming that Jesus you want to win but don't want to open your mouth to do it all right I'm waiting right side someone go good challenge Obama I'm in the mid going for this oh we're out of position Donald you're last need you to clutch up not even gonna lie these idiots were both left side while they left one of their guys on it free ball for me oh Joe don't turn on that you nerd I didn't I went right side I think you're talking about Obama I'm behind you Obama by the way I'm cutting back in to support Donald got a free shot trying to put it left side damn it I overextended I'm falling back and taking it with me reset gang holy I almost hit you Joe that was a bit scary not gonna lie y'all see that kid pre-jump acting like he's the main character but Brian even an extra in his own show Obama play more up I'm behind stop leaving the mid wide when Joe is trying to pass air dribbling on this kid dunking him yeah I'm good get on little bro acting slick but Daddy Barack ready to dunk your ass heads up I'm dead need some support guys all right I'm back going to see if I can pre-jump this shot and nail it in and a swing and a miss don't worry Obama you got this it's by me all you Donald ripping it back up field to whoever is up there oh it's right to them Joe that's you can it's by me Obama or Donald one of you has to jump to prevent the shot oh shitty whiffed free ball for me just in time wow man really put Justin to shame there damn it we could have won there I would go but don't want to risk it Joe why are you a FK we could still lose holy they're shooting don't worry I got it holy Joe you can't AFK like that we almost lost because of that not cool man I got it keep going for it Barack see if you can throw it off the backboard don't worry I'll go now let's go we won Big W Jesus Joe aside from that last second goal you really almost tossed it need to focus more in clutch situations like that for the tourney don't tilt yeah Donald is right you really aren't showing the drive you had earlier this season you've been tilting more and it's becoming too much of a habit let's win this tourney though tired of the tossing uh don't worry we're fine I'm fine I'm ready to win the tourney to replace this old season 6 SSL tourney title anyway I'm going to get off until like 15 minutes before the tourney Jill made spaghetti and I'm definitely trying to get some all right word we'll tag you when it's time not even gonna lie Obama I don't think peaky blinders was all that good same old redundant stuff I saw in Yellowstone oh there's a group after us fight him win duh it's really not a hard algorithm just Yellowstone hits harder true but you can't lie that Yellowstone was one of the most overrate TV shows of all time I mean really at least peaky blinders had a backstory with more historical facts than Yellowstone that was literally just a milker for Paramount who made like four shows off it they caught a bag but they also caught some hate being it's a one-to-one vote I will do the tie peaky blinders is more solid than Yellowstone because Yellowstone takes like 40 years to come out with a new season while peaky blinders is already done and all they're going to do now is come out with a movie unlike Yellowstone who probably will come out with another spin-off show per usual well that said throw it off back wall and I'll shoot it Donald holy that's a bit out of my reach going to keep pressure though I got this ball going to stop this kid oh crap he's going to shaft me need some help here boys we got problems oh dang it that's a goal unfortunate my bad guys yeah that ball kind of just came out of nowhere and then I attempted to control it just let me know you're whiffing instead of your whole life story there Donald yeah that was my bad should have called it kind of panicked and just continued to talk to hopefully cover the whiff guess you saw so that plan just failed here give me a second my controller keeps sticking or something what the heck is wrong with it uh I should be good now I think maybe hopefully pass to me Joe I'm up field whoa what a good flick there well done Joe really like to see a little bit of one's action coming out man my mic has been muted this whole time and I've been talking this is so frustrating man how the heck does it mute I don't know about it the freak holy this ball is awkward I can't touch it good luck us nicely done guys also Obama I feel that sometimes my mic does it and then I don't realize it get grilled for not using my mic when I do six mans and it really just becomes annoying after a while going to see if I can get a demo yep I feel that Joe had it start happening recently and personally I blame Donald's mental he causes us to tilt so my mic finally said stop talking to this old stranger oh come on start saying I'm in reality I haven't even been in comms but for like five minutes in the start of this game I wasn't even toxic and demonologists just trying to get you guys hyped even though nothing was really happening hyped man that game is scary as and you say hype you know we're playing this Friday on hard right literally 30 times the difficulty just for us to get scared because of how easy it was easy didn't even have the Ghost Hunt so I felt like I was in the ice cream store waiting for my vanilla cone to be made well old dementia Bob over here is going down that old dusty trail and is having his mind roam we're probably not going to win this are we guys there's a likely chance we won't but so long as we make friends along the way everything is great dude that I want SSL who needs friends when you're playing Garrett and jstn every other threes match do you mean Justin bro how fake of a fan are you I get they're not really that relevant anymore with their fall off but I mean bro you have to know Justin that crazy season five final shot come on man Joe just realizes you ain't got that much time left and you're bagging on getting SSL yeah man love the enthusiasm but that is not happening anytime soon you're cooked and you need to realize SSL is going to take longer than you got my boy no offense no offense just said I was going to die in like five years and you say no offense heck that man I am offended you have ruined my day that negative attitude of yours is going to be the downfall of the world somehow you're going to cause the world to end just by you being toxic Sun's going to align with your old orange ass thinking you're Mars causing the world to implode stop being an orange-looking round donut and start acting like you're not a douchebag well in all fairness Joe you really aren't kicking for that much longer but you know that and you're not willing to accept it I'm also considering taking the FF here because these kids are kind of sweating and running through us not really interested in waiting for us to lose but either way I'm down to just shoot the because we're just warming up yeah I'm fine with that let's just stop this roast battle while it's young and prepare for the next match it's normal to lose your first match on especially after playing demonologist yeah you guys already had a warm-up so it's a bit harder for me to warm up quickly because you guys are already playing like you got the dog in you don't worry next game should be different I'm pretty sure we're going to be slicing and dicing aside from that these kids are playing rlcs in ranked menaces word yeah I'm fine with that just use this game as a Prelude to our rlcs run where we beat G2 in the grand finals during a game seven if we ever get to rlcs we're going to run it speaking of rlcs did you guys see Vitality win the spring open surprised they actually still had a solid roster but then again can't sleep on Alpha 54 or Zen kids are built differently yeah Zen is an absolute monster with his ones plays and aerial ability I have no idea how they do it honestly do you guys ever watch those games and then come on Rocket League just to realize your dog and subtly cry all the time man we're never going to be that good especially with the skill ceiling being how many flip resets one can do and who's more consistent I can barely hit one flip reset and even then I feel like a God among men or among Grand champ ones I mean I remember back in the day when Platinum was considered the best in the world now everyone strives for SSL just to get cut out because they can't get picked up by a roster or even keep up with the skill ceiling meta is constantly changing and I think it kind of explains why NRG fell off so hard very solid point there Joe it's impossible to become a pro nowadays unless you're just a prodigy at the game I'm talking 100 hours in at champ or something like that always that one kid that comes around and Shakes the way we see the game being played like scrub Killa or even monkey Moon who played ones until they were old enough to play in rlrs because rlcs was too big of a step honestly Donald you have enough money why don't you just buy a roster pick up all these bubble players looking for a shot at that point it's like playing roulette sure you can get a solid roster but can they actually play against other OG solid rosters if a team has played together long enough and has the ability to go the distance there is no shot a team full of new Bloods can pull a win I've considered it but no one would want to be on the Don's destroyer's roster because they're all soft and don't want to be associated with a great man such as myself I mean I'm a wonderful guy who's willing to pay top dollar to players so they can have the ability to thrive strive and crucify the competition it would be free like the bars they're going to recue us and this time we sweat down let's kick some ass and win out yes sir let's go now I'm not even capping we need to sweat this one if we don't come back from that previous loss which I know it was Donald's first game on we might as well just assume we're losing out and just get off for the day yeah Donald I hope you're ready I need you to clutch up this time no excuses don't worry trumpy with a dumpy about to come in clutch I swear we're going to win this one on my mother if we don't I will apologize to Joe and drop out the 2024 election so he has no competition really throw it Obama throw the game I need this win man screw that I'd rather take the MMR than have your old dementia self become president you're going to get us all killed with how you're handling Ukraine going for this but honestly I felt you guys should know I'm flipping a coin every time I make a decision so far it's all soft ones but I mean hey I'm making better decisions with the coin than I think I would be able to do just making them pretty proud of that Innovation oh Christ you know it's not an innovation you're just bullshitting your way until the next election then you're going to sweat when it matters so you can win again you're really just trying to take that six-figure paycheck aren't you just going to note I don't take a paycheck as president because I'm not a broke who is leeching off the government ain't that right Joe also did you guys see that goal went upside down for it pretty solid for me oh crap that kickoff went their way I'm last back and he's going for a double holy that was close good thing these guys have one chromosome combined and he wasn't the one using it dodging the questions like Donald Dodges his Weight Watchers notifications classic whoa what did I do why are you going to analogize me you know I'm sensitive about my weight can't help I'm dummy thick well it's really the only thing he can roast you about because he knows he has limited ones Obama your hair has been gray for like 15 years and Michelle is looking for another man uh that was a hard Miss there my boy need you to realize coming up with zingers against Obama is like finding another right block in Minecraft at least you realize that Donald Joe you're talking about gray hair man your hair has been gray for like 40 years you can't diss on the old age when you're older it's why Donald said it was a hard Miss I'm going to touch this to keep it out well I mean at least I tried too much monopolization of the roast in this call you cook too much for being the one who doesn't get targeted fair point I guess you could roast on something eventually just do your research young fella you do realize you were my vice president for like eight years and you found no way to roast me come on man Joe stopped talking to Obama he can't play in com at the same time this is absurd I can't believe he just whiffed that Joe you need to be the bigger person and keep calms flowing in the right direction rather than Downstream like in Michigan that water is about as toxic as your guys comes gonna go here see if I can play the dunk all right that's by me yeah Obama we need to relax and just focus on the game we're already down one fine I don't think I can get this ball Joe I think your last try to buy us some time cooking Joe Obama is on your left keep going slice oh crap that was not the play kids call it out how do you expect us to communicate when you're talking way too much you're coming more than any of us and it's really making it hard for us to come because we don't want to interrupt you hold up what did you say I swear you just said coming that's us Joe what are you doing the heck throwing this off the backboard try to cut back in Joe well done Nice Shot man we're up let's go we got this boys one win is all we need in the floodgates for free MMR will open yes sir good job Obama a good pass need to make sure we keep the cutting and rotation up so it's quick like that that cut in was goaded and I think if we give them not breathing room we're going to end up being a lot better consistency wise because we won't be in crap spots good clear into the corner there Joe going back to net uh you get that no I got this going to rip it back up field my bad was out of position I wanted to see if I could touch it thought it would help out but I guess not my bad Donald don't lash out I'm gonna lash out at the fact that you really just hard tossed the save and hit it in our own net I can't believe you couldn't save that even I the greatest president ever could save that but you were last back unfortunately whoa easy there girl whoa whoa easy there girl don't treat me like a horse you prick I'm not a horse wait you know what horse because I'm carrying your ass to Jesus was shooting for a cow but hey man you do you I think they're equally as good of roast can we go up one goal before we get sidetracked again I feel like one person is always reminding us to not get sidetracked yet here we are once again getting sidetracked and losing steam as is relax a bit if only I had a nickel for every time you said sidetracked I could pay my taxes you're talking way too much for a guy riding on the back of the horse that's carrying you settle down Joe we're going to win my Donny senses are tingling that's just your diabetes saying you need to regulate your blood sugar I don't even have diabetes man how are you going to assume that I do the constant Downing of McDonald's Diet Coke and basically everything under the sun that gives you diabetes not to mention your little to no exercise I mean all you do is play golf and walk around out of breath basically what Joe said but I would like to add you're always eating something it feels like like you're ordering doordash every other day from places that are astoundingly unhealthy that's how we can assume you're the only guy I know who orders from Arby's no shot that is really meat well Donald you put a match close to Gas and it's going to burn kind of walked into this not gonna lie I just wish you guys were a little bit more humble about it Fight Fire with Fire is what I always say or for you I should say fight diabetes with a salad get ran through big fella games tied up and we're still not hard communicating guess we're going down that same road again and just got to hope our rotation doesn't mimic that of a diamond three hard stuck Lobby now y'all worry too much hard communicating really isn't necessary most of the time as people usually have a sense of where to be just by judging where their teammates are you know damn well Joe never looks around the field other than when he's the one passing which I will add is rarer than seeing him not stutter his words all I'm saying is there is a lack of skill when it comes to his and yours abilities the heck man I look around the field all the time these maps are quite nice and I find that looking at that tire swing on top of the hill on this map takes me back to the Great Depression when I was just a teenager oh man you're getting out of hand you're way too old they removed the tire swing because they saw you use camera settings in the replay reviewer to go to it and play on it kind of was a whole case dang it how did I miss that and how did you miss it Joe I thought you were supposed to support me like I supported you how did I miss it you're the one who faked it whips McGee stop acting like I'm the reason that ball went in if you would have challenged it a little more efficiently then we wouldn't be down one it's all right just going to turn on the legends never die soundtrack from The League of Legends world championship and hype up we got this don't worry go go go one of you needs to pressure the ball you're both sitting there comment bid uncalled for Mr President not needing that in my ear this late at night it's only 7 20. how is that late well when you get older and your body starts to age you have to start realizing life is too short not to sleep so I like going to bed earlier bite me kid well are we going to run tourney after this three session surely we'll be warmed up by then I honestly think we could have a solid shot if we keep up the way we're going as in a shot at losing we've lost two in a row because our old asses get sidetracked like we're sitting on the porch reminiscing about the good old days say what you all will but I'm on the top of the leaderboards and think I could carry us to a win we could probably do a solid run in the tourney thought just got to get the Kinks out this is the second warm-up so I didn't really expect to win no shot you just announced a thought out loud in a sentence man that's got to be a sign you have dementia as well it's not only me hooray Joe sitting in the back praying for people to have dementia so he can comment on tick tocks about it and tell the world of his struggles man oh man how far you have fallen me me stop that I don't care let's win this one or I'm getting off I swear all right guys I get that game was kind of me not paying attention and side tracking us a bit but don't worry this is where we turn it around now I have more reason to destroy this game because losing twice as normal but three times in a row is a disgrace and let me tell you something gents Donald is not a disgrace I heard all this before man love the motivation and all but the French were motivated in World War II before they got absolutely ran in less than a month but man you keep that effort up maybe just maybe the game goes in our favor yeah Joe is Right Donald you're mostly all talk no walk we need to see results instead of hearing the same old speech we heard 200 matches ago switch your play if you think it's that because not saying it's you but me and Joe were winning before you joined I'm just saying and I'm just saying all yours Joe that you guys need to just sweat this one I will as well well until we have like bleed then I will start just talking okay works for me just really to get an early one if we can all yours Joe see if you can rip it up to me wait solid pass I got this slicing and dicing dang I whiffed come on pre-flip let's go can't stop me get off me he says to all of the Defenders of the blue team oh we're gonna get carried aren't we Joe this guy was a missile when it came to that pre-flip and it magically works I try like that and next thing you know two pre-jump me one is going for a bump and somehow a fourth player comes out of nowhere in a threes match if I get it through all of that but he just hits a casual pre-flip scripted game on God I know right your last for a second Joe coming back do you got it I got this don't worry oh we dunked each other yeah honestly you probably should have left it for me as I was last and you just go back would have been a better idea being we had a second to control it need to play time when we get it guys love that man Obama makes a mistake and you announce that we need to play time like a teacher going around during exams just to have them look at your test and say look at question four carefully damn what a throwback that is wait I got this maybe dang too far pinching it back made someone turn well Joe we're both cowards and therefore we're screwed nah I don't think we are I'm going to challenge you go back Donald your mic was a bit delayed there Obama is your connection steady it doesn't seem like it is acting normal to be honest now hold on there a second my internet is Google Fiber the fastest you can get my connection is like 800 megabytes down in a gig up don't say my internet is bad maybe it's just yours Donald think about that well we finally have a two goal lead finally we're actually going to win one for once I got this kickoff hopefully I can send it back left going back left holy what a ripper that kickoff was Obama oh I missed it well there's nothing that I can do crap my bad guys well that two goal lead was highly short-lived now I'm sad felt like we were on top of the world and it turns out it was all a lie why God why did you let them score a kickoff goal will you stop complaining you miserable Buzzard we're fine just gotta not toss the kick off and then bam we're solid we have the ability to win just need to make sure our kickoffs are good guess you're right I got this going to style watch this kid's dang it so close to being added to the Montage I swear we were about to Peak Donald if you're going to name yourself trumpy with a dumpy I need you to dump that mid stop doing these pathetic wheel touches into Corner you're not getting the flip reset just rip it back mid oh come on you know that going to be clean when I actually hit it man that pass is going to Electrify the crowd when we eventually get in the rlcs want to see something that's going to Electrify the crowd watch this going off the ceiling and dang it he pre-jumped and had to Dish It Down mid to keep pressure that felt like it wasn't a coherent sentence uh you okay there Joe wouldn't want you to croak mid-match trying to save the MMR being we're already on a two losing streak you okay yeah if you're going to have a stroke at least have it after the match so we don't have to blame you for the loss I swear you pass out or something mid-match I will straight right on your Tombstone tosser sorry I was getting a little too hyped trying to call my own shot missed anyway so it's fine nice shot by the way Obama way to keep the pressure appreciate it Joe love the effort in our offense right now not afraid to keep challenging and I think that will carry us to the wind just keep it up you got this Joe try and hit back right if you can oh crap what a kickoff screw this kid I'm pre-jumping off the ceiling about to dunk his life dang it he went around me need help here gents I got the save dang that ball went High your last Joe zero boost can't sorry guys need to get better clear as Obama you could have put it left or something and it would have saved us from a goal just saying just saying just saying shut up don't act like I don't know it's my own fault no need to rub it in yeah that's a bit harsh not gonna lie you need to tone it back a bit you don't want Michelle to hear your ass calling your friends out like that don't act like you don't Grill him and me on the daily him more than me but who cares yeah Obama that was a bit harsh and Donald you really have no place to act like you're a holy person you cook more than anyone and cause us to lose so just shut up and let's close this game out fine pushing up going to see if I can make a challenge oh crap gonna dive it right now Joe go back I'm hard third pushing up waiting for the ball on the outside hopefully it comes to me throwing it off the side wall to you Joe shoot it nice let's go one of the best passes I've seen in a while good Donald we like that let's close out and take this MMR home yeah good shot Joe and great pass Donald those quick ones two plays are going to allow us to beat higher level kids need to start doing them more to get that practice before we get into higher level lobbies true also you guys said I could talk after we get a two goal lead so can I talk now implying you haven't been talking this entire time come on you can't think that what you've been doing isn't considered talking hell I'd consider it a speech on and off for the last four minutes about random ass stuff not even communicating it technically is communicating even though it's not directly about the game stop acting like you're not hearing your future random ass stuff talking constantly that's your future in a rest home you CeCe you talk more than me and then call me out for it oh hell no Daddy Obama is about to cook your old orange pomegranate looking ass needs to shut up sometimes I mean really all you do is rant and rant about some stupid play or something about dementia who cares shut the up you fat holy man's not cooking he's incinerating waiting for the rebuttal shut the up with your old ye ass receding hairline and just know that I beat your old side in the 2016 election because she was too busy linking with you get ran through kid you're never going to be relevant again while I still have the 2024 election in which I will win oh damn Donald is slicing and Obama is dicing winner Barack yeah sorry Donald your roasts were a bit stale and I mean somewhat irrelevant but it was a close score line was 15 to 10 going to Obama so just got to do more work if you want to win one take the L as you did in the 2020 election little fella I know you want to win all the time but sometimes your old ass self has to lose to keep that ego in check just like in 2020 that voting was rigged you voted for him more because you gave him hand jobs in the Oval Office like Bill did with Monica Lewinsky I mean you can't say that everyone in the game sees it hell even NRG sees that because they know it's a rigged vote oh haha you're really killing it tonight literally you're killing me because you're causing my brain cells tonight like I just chugged a bottle of gasoline I mean you need to put more effort in with these roasts because half the viewers are falling asleep with them it would also kill my brain cells if I had any left anyway good win let's get another shall we gents hell yeah but stop talking so fast you must have had a eclair or something

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Length: 95min 59sec (5759 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 07 2023