"UR SHORT, WELL YOU'RE A SINGLE MOM" | Blind date roast each other

he says he works out yeah a little bit it looks like [Music] uh who are you hi my name is austin my name is chloe holders her name is what chloe holdridge okay well i thought it was some kind of d d thing no i thought it was i think it was some kind of you know what irish names what's your name megan how do you spell it x x z-y-s-x-x like it's not it doesn't doesn't matter and this is a readout which is i know there's a reason for that and people explain it to me but it's you know the only irish name i know is flanigan flanagan yeah this other name irish let me show you know just the one i know doesn't sound irish to me o'neil doesn't sound irish to me i know too many black dudes from the states who have that i'm not saying it's all oh yeah but like when i hear flanagan olive i think it's like a leprechaun before you call me racist it was this kid by a boy irish dude named danny boy uh comedian yeah so because potatoes because this guy says this stuff priest could now say it's whiskey no he's actually irish so it's not racist are you looking for love yes i mean i'm single so i am on dating apps i talk to lots of guys what do you look for in a partner um someone that's also open and honest first i'm gonna say she got some strong shoulders hey listen i i'm adding a little amazonian lady if you you try to pick a brother up and show them a good time you know well she's just on the table so it looks bigger oh no then that's a big ass shoulders i mean i'm really like an athlete so like i'd like for her to have a good physique you're going to be putting yourself out there by letting your date go through your phone before they meet you what are you going to look for on their phone obviously go through like her instagram kind of see how she is how she portrays herself his initial messages to people is is very telling like is it a hey or is it a what are you doing tonight would you worry about your date seeing on your phone i didn't really have a chance to like delve through my photos at all okay she's gonna look through your phone first are you ready to go into the other room sure i'm ready to make a fool of myself there's no way this can go well there's no way because you just see a bunch of images screenshots stuff like that out of context it's going to look strange if you look through my burner there's a bunch of screenshots just the fact that you said burner yeah i'm calling csi exactly you know what i'm saying one of them is their burner it's not a burner but anyways yeah the fact that i called it a burner out of context wrong you haven't gone through the phone and right there it sounds wrong probably the worst thing that someone would see on my phone if they looked through me a screenshots of people being creepy but it's just something that i keep for backup you know what i mean but out of context it really looks like i'm saving those for later you know i mean too much memes there's too many memes in that and phone for a normal person you know what's something that always annoys me is like when girls send those images that you have to press play on and you see once i've screenshotted those before yes to be like [ __ ] you yeah yeah no temporary pictures yeah just about it yeah i don't want anything incriminating i'm mad at you do you wanna say hi hi hey he says hey try not to drop my phone he says try not to drop my phone okay we should have put a protector on it hey if you like it you should put a ring on it yes you go girl protect your neck and your phone i'm just looking at selfies right now oh he works out he's at a gym or maybe like a home gym yeah i have a sweep home gym set up he says he works out yeah a little bit it looks like oh my god yeah he works out yeah a little bit because he's not okay so so so i'm guessing she works out a lot and so she's kind of disappointed by his frame that's what it looks like to me that's what it looks like to start it's the whole pause before he says he works out and she goes yeah a little bit she was trying to soften the blow saying basically she's physically disappointed he says he works out yeah a little bit it looks like oh man i think he picked up on it um he has lots of pictures of girls on here lots of screenshots he has the weirdest [ __ ] in here like there's a picture of a girl on a bike with her ass out austin why are you taking screenshots of women with their butts out uh pops up on my feed maybe i want to share it with my fellow brethren looked a little nervous there austin definitely look a little nervous because uh you know um some [ __ ] lying that's why i'll be becoming [ __ ] lying because [ __ ] you know it reminds me of the skit of dacha bell uh what about the oil this is like a dating app profile like i mean i guess if he's sending it to someone like a friend and saying hey is this girl cute that would that would be normal but he likes has them still like this is from so long ago dude screenshots everything like it's just a slight bit creepy so you think what once we send the screenshots we go through a history and delete it most people who take screenshots just leave it there forever until you do a phone cleanup day so for her this is what i suspect i think she's unattracted to the dude so she's already finding reasons to then there therefore like add on i'm not in there no she's but we're supposed to be blind so she doesn't know she's talking oh yeah yeah yeah he works out a little bit a little i'm telling you i'm wondering if i've seen him on hinge because i also have hinge i want to look at that really quickly okay so he looks cuter in his hinge profile than he does like in his personal selfies look at his face he he's uh he's mad he's big bad he's kicked off he sticks off not tick-tock you look you look better when you try your best [Laughter] that's true for everybody ladies uh you know how you look in your selfies most of the ones that are on your camera you don't look that great the ones that you put online are always your best photos it's the same thing oh he's got a fitness video pushing a sled he's kind of doing it wrong though we mean he's doing it wrong uh well i'm a trainer so boom you can't have shoulders like that not be a serious athlete yeah true maybe not the one you post you know post the best workout video i mean i've gotten plenty of comments on him he's hurt he's hurt ciao she definitely emasculating him ciao hey man if that's how you want to start the blind date i manage this message that he sent may i interest you in some fornication oh bro damn right oh my god the girl replied sounds tasty end of combo that was a good one [Music] hey bro you're having that consolation prize right now yeah well that was a good one she might not like it but it was pretty [ __ ] good i feel like he is shorter than me he looks like he's anywhere from five seven to five ten maybe five ten i'm not five seven i'm not five eight i'm like five nine and a quarter so yeah approximately five nine point two three four five six centimeters i like i said i'm like five like no muffin you measured yourself to the t nobody says five nine and a quarter yeah and hasn't measured himself 100 true how tall are you corey i'm 5 10. oh yeah she tower right over me i'm five nine and one quarter i'm five ten yeah she's i think he's being sarcastic because she made it such a big deal yeah did you with about the same height are you ready for him to go through your phone yeah my phone is like mild compared to that do you want him to start going through your phone go for it your battery's low as [ __ ] charge your phone okay you being petty now okay the hurt is coming out even hey no no no you know what you know what she was petty too so you know i'm not mad at you he said you're not gonna put me in a youtube video making me look stupid no i'm not sipping for nobody i'm going in he went the opposite i'm going in i'm going in for the kill i'm not mad i'm not mad go ahead this is a petty ass video this whole video the vibe of the video setting these two up knowing that she's taller and he's short this whole thing is petty and you know what i love the most about this the cut director in the back is just going like bird man just this is money right now it's all in red this [ __ ] about to die she does the whole like personalization thing like what are these called widgets yeah it's cute it's kind of basic yeah lady you know what they say let's go ladies first petty second let's just start with instagram athlete founder of define beauty brand is that like your personal business or uh-huh it is oh neat that's kind of cool fitness picks she's feeling herself yep she got yup yeah she's yolked i'm bigger than you you know i work out properly [Laughter] that's what happened bro i know these [ __ ] what's up no no your technique's off i'm sorry about that obviously she thinks she's she's cute that's for sure all these different angles and all that dude he is so judgy you were also super judging it's just now it's about you take it like you dash it if i went through a girl's phone i saw hundreds of selfies of herself i'd also be like for you what's creepy for you is just basic for others exactly girls do weird stuff like that with their phone i've seen when you take the same like every day click click yeah you look crazy you look crazy click you know it's the same angle same pause same everything the only thing different is that day and what you wear creepy like i was nice to him basically what she says i could have shed on you way more yeah oh i see some ass oof there's a lot of skin going on here see these didn't make the ground yeah what else do you see in her photos what do you mean what else saw her [Laughter] is he wrong though hey man if he looks creepy you look like a narcissist but you know i know you're not it's just most women just take thousands i just think it's off-putting personally but hey do you yeah i agree and some babies are these yours you got a kid [Music] what you got a kid hey you know what kevin samuels told me like that's the survivor told me i wish you tell me this kid is yours this is how he he sounds exciting he's about to drive that [ __ ] let's see let's see let's see yes i have a son she has a son you got a whole baby you got a whole baby or the legs yeah yeah remember when i was five nine and a half and you said that was a problem you got a whole baby you should be grateful i'm looking at your picture you got a whole baby who are you you're you you got these man's shoulders and you got a baby no listen damn how big is his head got them big shoulders to push him out all right he's going in [ __ ] no still live with the parents hey oh [ __ ] would you ever date someone who has a kid uh probably not no why not [Music] you know what this is like you know how not serious he's taking this like this is like him saying would you like some fornication but in real life yes this is the exact same yes zero intention of trying to win in this situation let me just be pitied and if it happens it happens yeah but no intentions of me but yeah i'm a child myself i'm sure she's fantastic i'm gonna take him out i don't know damn a lot of selfies all right so let's just i'll just go i'll go [ __ ] hinge let's go dating app prayer dating app let's do it i got two likes in the queue john looking like an idiot liked your photo oh [ __ ] i'm messing this dude right now hey cutie oh wow yo this [ __ ] going in hey every dude under 5 foot 10 right now it's jumping for joy like go bro go bro do it for the rest of us bro yeah yeah yeah and then they look cursed like they're six foot tall brother like yo they get the peanut butter for me but yo listen i respect it you plus me tonight does he also have a kid hey kid for kid there you guys go you guys can have like dates to kids hey man if i had a petty scanner from dragon ball z that should be over 9 000. oh yeah this man is going in he's going in this man's going in and you know what it's not that mad enough you know the date started off petty he just said you can do i can do better let me know he topped it let me run it i'm gonna get run with it let's see let's go the thing that happened is that you set the tone yep and when nowadays in 2021 when we say ladies first is we want to see we want to see the energy yeah and we're going to meet you with the same energy you go on yeah and that's what he's doing yeah and he's like okay i don't believe in equal retribution you know i'm saying if you slap me scorched earth whatever happens afterwards happens i don't need to slap you back so you know just that's awesome all right are you ready to meet uh it's gonna be great it's gonna be amazing oh yeah hi hi how you doing all right i guess you know i have a date later with a guy with a kid you know what it's like this is like when you're at school and you heard somebody's been talking about you and you guys are supposed to see each other at the party and you just look up you're like hi nice to meet you yeah hi i heard you said something about me no they don't even say that normally they just stand in front of each other and trying to act amicably yeah i'm the weird dude that said that yeah what's cracking chloe you know i was really nice to you it's really rude what'd you find on this phone i just a lot of screenshots naked women i don't have naked photos the women were as naked as you were chloe in your instagram that's it so that's it pipe down and what's the issue with having those images if women are allowed to be able to put them online and to broadcast it why can't you have screenshots of them no we can't keep them so we're creepy we're creepy for having those photos but you're not creepy for putting them up there nope when you do it it's like empowerment when we keep them it's somehow something shady yeah maybe we just like the photo that's it what you think every time a guy has a photo a sexy photo girl they're out there beating their meat to it that's crazy and also i'm gonna say this you know how many ladies also keep photos of dudes who they find supremely attractive but you don't get it the pictures are there to be there abba not for you to keep yeah this is why i say like i think it's [ __ ] she's calling this creepy i just think this she wasn't attractive so she's just finding reasons but there's nothing creepy about him keeping photos of girls the same way there's nothing creepy about you having photos of yourself there or you posting them on the gram you can't have it both ways you can't post this everywhere for everyone to see and then when people keep it oh this is some shady stuff what a little bit risque but like you know did you even find my risque photos 100 100 you look good without clothes on i mean yeah i mean that's that's good now you've seen them so i just should delete them so try again you actually look better in person your selfie game is a little like 100 means work my photos are garbage would you two go on a second date with each other no not even like a little like a quick coffee no no he said no but if she would have said yes he would have i feel probably or she would have said yes and he'd be like no just to be petty i mean she has no choice but to say no at this point yeah i know i think you're nice i think you're funny yeah yeah you're just a little rude just a lot but definitely not each other's type and like i have a kid and that's like an absolute no then then goodbye yeah exactly yeah you gotta put out your intentions and what you're looking for up front like obviously don't meet it so no harm you would have been hilarious if you looked at her and says would you like some fornication tonight that would have been the perfect way to end that date that would literally have been the cherry on top yeah that would have been perfect yeah let me listen it's a very awkward way to look through someone's messages to like start off because without con like i said man whether it's reading somebody's dms whether it's going through somebody's phone when you're just seeing people through that medium yeah most likely you're not going to look at them in the best light you lack the context to understand any of this stuff so that's why everything looks way worse it's like walking upon a crime scene with no detectives there and everything's just fresh there's a dead body there's nothing you don't know what the hell happened i'm not at this go ahead not even in a date setting looking into someone's phone without any context anytime yep it's weird okay it's gonna you're gonna find something that you don't want to find because it's out of context it's possible anything that you find in a in a phone can be taken out of its context and it can be potentially what if you went through someone's phone there's literally no photos that's a burner right even no photos looks weird that's a burner you know exactly it looks suspicious yeah you go to the border there's no pictures like okay what you hiding they're gonna put it to the machine and scan it if there was some deleted pictures that's why i never trust people i don't know facebook profiles you know everyone curates their profile to look as good as possible if i say what's up to anybody and my profile has no pictures no nothing i don't have any followers that looks weird even when it's clean it is it looks weird something can look weird you know what i mean so yeah yeah because our our minds inherently go to the worst possibility because of the fact that we're just primed for that that's it so we see anything like creepy oh this or that and just like man it's normally never as bad as we make it out to be you know that's my thoughts on that as far as him being petting them being petty i mean listen i don't endorse it but it makes for a great youtube video so i'm not gonna complain that's what i thought about it was it yeah somebody said let us know what you guys think in the comments below would you have handled it the same or would you have done it differently also we have bonus videos extra footage that you can find only on patreon so be sure to subscribe and if you guys are enjoying today's video having a good laugh subscribe comment like it helps us out with the algorithm let's go all right let's make the brand even stronger [Music] foreign foreign

Channel: Aba & Preach

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Keywords: aba preach, reaction

Id: DGKsAAdDu5s

Length: 20min 13sec (1213 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021