UNCUT John Cleese - Monty Python Actor and Comedian | 11.17.2014

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These are very bad chairs. Do you agree there? I could fall asleep, right? Exactly. They're too comfortable. You shouldn't have chairs this low for interviews. They should put you in, sort of. You see what I mean? I usually use barstools. So when it gets really boring and you all fall asleep, it's not our fault. We could ask for pieces of wood to put in here, something that we should just stand on. Oh, that's good. That's very good. Very good. I hear they're going to see this as a better. Right. If I really like someone, they can come up here. Oh, better. That's much better. I feel perky, perky, perky. How is this book tour treating you? You've been to hell and gone for the whole week. Brutal. We came to New York two days, New York, Washington, Boston, Chicago, Kansas City, Denver, Vancouver, Victoria, Seattle, and here. I can't believe you can remember all those. Well, it was. I think I did those in in just under two weeks. So you just get pretty tired. You really do. Yeah. Mainly because on those planes, not the seats are so small. I mean, they're all right. You're a decent size. You're not huge, but you're not tiny. Right. It's true. They show you why they fit you. I'm miserable. Oh, I always think of those bamboo cages that North Korea put the water up to here. Yeah, that's right. So you couldn't get comfortable. Right. We used to keep our pilots and them and they caught them. COFCO called it something like Kafka talked about it in the penal colony. It was this box that you couldn't get comfortable in. Yeah. Yeah. Just like that. It's just like that. So I have to sit there for two hours being uncomfortable and then get in a car and they always get me a small cars that I can't sit up straight. So by the time I get to the hotel, you know, how did you and I'm 75 anyway, for God's sake. You look damn good for seventy five. I don't want to make you feel old with this comment because you are old, but no, no, I'm very old. I'm very old. Well, seventy five is nearly dead for most of human history. It's way past Bill. Way past way past it, Methuselah. Absolutely. I want to tell you, it's not such a bad thing because most of the best people are dead. It's true, most of the people you and I would like to meet most like Plato, right? Who would find them? Richard. John, who is dead that you'd really like to meet? Richard Feynman. Da Vinci. Feynman? Yeah. Yes. Wonderful man. Did you ever meet him? No. But I do see he's got this incredibly positive attitude when things went wrong. Whereas most of us think, oh, fuck, you know what we do. And firemen would say now, that's interesting. Yeah. And I think that's the most wonderful. My favorite last words, an 18th century woman. She was vaguely upper class. And I don't know her name because she wasn't famous. But just before she died, she announced to the people in the room who were waiting for her to die. It's all been most interesting. Isn't that wonderful? What a great thing to be able to say. Great thing to be able to save. That's awesome. I wanted to tell you that I'm sure you've been peppered with all sorts of memories people have of the first time they saw you. The memory that I have is that watching Monty Python was the first time I was laughing with my parents. Oh, that's so touching. It made me feel so grown up. And I've been searching for that ever since. You know, I find it very touching because a lot, particularly in America, a lot of men have said that it was the only thing that they really connected with their dads, which is sad in a way. But at least they had that. Yeah. And well, you see what I'm saying? Yeah. And I love that. In fact, that one of the one of my failures, which was fierce creatures, was an attempt to make a movie specifically for children to watch with their parents. Well, that was what I was trying to do. And everyone thought I was trying to make fiscal wonder again. But I think that's lovely. I think when people laugh together. Exactly. And it made me feel like I was having a connection with them. I just remember being unhinged and not being able. And we're trying not to laugh so we can hear the next line. Yeah, we're choking. That's why I can't remember many things, is the only the only real connection I had with my mum was that we laughed at the same things. And it was very odd because on the whole, let me tell you a story which amuses me about professional comedians. W.C. Fields is one of the greatest comedians ever, and I don't think young people know him a well as they should. He was absolutely wonderful. And somebody said to him once they asked him about a professional comedian sense of humor and and W.C. Fields said, well, for most people, if an actor dresses up as a very, very, very old woman and walks along the street, you know, like this and falls down a manhole, they'll laugh. But to make a professional comedian laugh, it really has to be an old woman. You have it you have an anecdote in the book about making your mom laugh with a really dark joke. Yes, well, she was a very anxious and neurotic woman. And when I when I would telephone and she she lived until one hundred and one. So I saw quite a lot of her over the years. I would bring up always made the call. I said, hello, mom. And she said, oh, hello, John, how are you? And I would say, I'm fine, how are you? And she would always say with a with a hint of surprise, she would say, well, I've I've been just a little bit down this week. And, you know, I don't know why she was surprised because she was a little bit down this week for 50 fucking years. One one year. I said one one day. I just spontaneously it just came because you don't like it when your mother's unhappy. You want it to be happy, you know. And, you know, if you with a depressive, it's very difficult. It's hard to cheer them up. But on this occasion, I had a moment of utter creative inspiration because I said to her mother, I have an idea. And she said, what is that? And I said, well, mother, if you're still feeling this way next week, I know a little man in Fullam. And if you if you like, but only if you like, I could give him a call and he could come down there and kill you Doing. There's a man wandering around, handing out bits of paper. What did he give you? Oh, a questionnaire. Now, I understand I thought he was asking you for money and I. And then so from then on, any time she started to say that she was not very happy, I just wait a couple of minutes and then I'd say, socialite's, should I call the middle man from Fullam? And she'd laugh every time and say things like, oh, no, I've got a SHELI party on Friday. In the book you describe, there's this moment before she laughs where you wonder if you've gone. But that's where everything lies, right? That's hard. That pause. I did wonder whether I'd gone too far. And I sometimes I sometimes, too. I had two very nice women assistants in London. This is about 20 years ago. They were late 20s, early 30s. I was very fond of both of them. Mellouli and and know Amanda, Amanda and Henrietta. And the most extraordinary thing happened, which is that in a period of two weeks, both of their current boyfriends were killed in accidents. Oh, one in a car accident, one in a motorcycle accident. And I walked in a week after that into the office and and just said, anyone dead today I should know about? I can't I can't behave myself. But the interesting thing was, the best part is, no matter how mad they get when they tell the story to someone else, they're going to be like, what did you expect ? But what was interesting was one of them fell about laughing and the other one burst into tears. It was a very strange. And it all depends what you get into that kind of humor. There's some people who can stand back from a little bit more and see it a little bit like a cartoon. Right. Yeah. So that if if Jerry runs Tom over with a steamroller, the most sensitive people in the audience won't be able to laugh because they will be thinking how that cat must be suffering. You see Adobe. Yeah. So when we made a fish called Wanda and one of the dogs was flattened by a car. The audience is falling about. Originally we shot a Close-Up and the director had got some a bucket of innards from a local butcher and had put these innards on this sort of raffia mat squashed dog. And the audience is roaring with laughter. And when that Close-Up went up on the stage, they stopped like that because it reminded them of the reality of a dog being which you can laugh at. The idea of it is quite different from the reality of it. So we replaced it with a stupid Rafiah mat and no blood at all. And then the audience was able to laugh. That's interesting. Yeah. Somebody loved that story. Well, something else happened that we don't know. You talk in the book about the need to have the right attitude about failure and being willing to approach that Gulf where you're not sure how people are going to react. What do you mean having the right attitude towards failure? Well, a lot of people are terrified of making mistakes. And as I point out, so sometimes talk to businesses. If you try to avoid mistakes by just doing the same thing again and again because it's worked in the past , you'll make the worst mistake of all, which is that the other companies around you will overtake you. So not making a mistake will turn out to be a huge mistake. Peter Drucker said that the the greatest danger was was was rigidity. If people were too frightened of making mistakes, because if you're going to do something new, some of those guys are not going to work. It was an interesting piece by Paul Krugman in the in The New York Times this morning. And he made the point about investments that even the best people like Warren Buffett, they occasionally make a bad investment because there's an element of risk if you try to do something new and create it. And a lovely film to a theatrical director in London said that when he was rehearsing a show, if there wasn't a moment when he thought this could be a disaster, then it was never a great show. Because you're right. Yeah, totally. Because there's a moment. What was it called? Popper said it's impossible to foresee all the consequences of our actions. And that's particularly true if audiences are concerned. There's the moment. The moment you feel like you've got everything wired is the moment. Life is about to kick you in the balls. Absolutely. That's absolutely right. Yeah. And you can see it happening to people. They really begin to think that they know and that's. They're strangers. Yeah, they're special. Yes, they're special. There's a wonderful bit of research. You're Philip Tetlock. If you come across this guy, it's mentioned in The Black Swan, which is the most interesting book I've read for years. And Tetlock wanted to find out whether these pundits, these experts on politics and economics could make good forecasts. So he went to them and he asked them a large number of questions about what was going to happen in five years time and 10 years time. And the fascinating thing was that they were all hopeless, but the people who were most hopeless. I think this is fascinating with the most famous one. Because when you have an idea, right, you have the affirmative bias. Yes. Which is if you have an idea and then you get two bits of information. One of them confirming what you think and one of them disproving it. You're much more likely to accept the one, right? Oh, yeah. So that means that you want something that affirms your bias or your prejudice. And the bigger your ego, the more certain you are that you're righ and that you don't need to look at all the feedback coming in, only the feedback that proves that you're right. And that's why they were the worst people. Totally hopeless at guessing anything. Anything. Yeah. And that's a lovely realization. This is my this is what my third book's going to be about. It's going to be called Why there is no hope. You've been saying this on this book. I have, because I just got interested. It's not in this book which. Oh, where's that pop up? I left it in the dressing room. Oh, I'll get how it my my lovely friend to bring it in later on. What was attractive? Yeah, it's just the idea which I've began to get reading The Black Swan. And I think you you know a great deal more about this than I do, really. Although you'll politely pretending you don't. Is that is that we don't know what's going to happen. And that I would go from there to another thing, because when I started to write a couple of books about psychology with my old therapist, who was really quite famous, I said to him one day, I said, what percentage of therapists in this country do you think that really know what they're doing? He said 10. You said 10 percent. And after that, every time I met someone that I thought, this person is special, I said to them, how many people in your field know what they're doing? The lowest I got was five. The highest I ever got was 20. Most people said 10 to 15. Thank you. Thank you. Most people said 10 to 15 percent of the people in that business really knew what they were doing. The rest of them just apply to set a set of rules. But if they didn't work those rules. They're like me. When the computer goes wrong. We don't know what to do next. You see what I mean? Yeah. And I think that that's an extraordinary thought, that six out of seven people have no idea what they're doing. Well, on moral. You don't disagree with. I don't disagree with you at all. I think that one of the things that you spend a lot of time doing, what a lot of those experts spend a lot of time doing is try to hope that they know what's coming. Yes, because not knowing what's coming next is well, it's genuinely terrifying. It is until you give up till you give up hope, which is what I'm hoping. I mean, they're encouraging you all to do with what you say. We don't have a fucking clue what's going on. We don't know what's going to happen. Then you can just get on quietly with your life and enjoying a nice glass of wine and making as much money as you need, but not more. And and the basic principle, which is trying to be kind to people, just a small number, because you can affect the smaller try and change the world. I mean, it's it's terribly funny that you think that people are going out there to try and change the world. You know, it's it's pointless. I wasn't planning to get here so early, but incidentally, the book is called So Anyway, sorry go. Yeah, you. Are you a closet Buddhist? I'm a closet something. I actually think that there's something going on. I was part of a group that studied it and we produced a book called Irreducible Mind if you ever come across it. I have a highly academic tome, but I don't think it's all things are all explained by the materialist reductionists view of science. And I don't know how you can hang on to that since since quantum theory was accepted, which is quite clearly saying that there isn't a reality without consciousness being involved. It seems to me. Yeah. So I think I think we don't really know anything yet. And I think the people who say they're going to produce an artificial mind is like a human mind. I think they're delusional. I really do. Do you agree or not? I'm not sure if I've thought of all the way through to them being delusional. I'm fascinated by what they're going to discover as they die. Yes, that's right. That's right. But I want them also to look at other evidence. Well, I mean, the fact of our sentience is completely astonishing. Fact of what? Our sentience. I mean, I am I have a mind for science and I definitely am reductionist about most things. Right. But I also understand at the end of every line of question, the answer is we don't know. Yes. What's crap, we don't know. And one of the most one of the most depressing things that anyone ever said to me. I was having dinner with a small group of people who imploded Was it Philip? Jody Gould, the biologist of Stephen, Steven Drakov, Stephen Jay Gould. And I was asking was very nice guy. And Richard Dawkins was there, too. And we always wondered whether they were going to squabble and they didn't behave very well. So I asked Stephen Jay Gould. I said, what was the. I said, what do you tell me what you're working on? And you told me in great detail about four books that he wanted to write. And he was absolutely clear what these books were and what was going to be And I said, now, if you now met God and God said to you, I will answer one question, what would you ask him? What would you ask him as something that you've always wanted to understand, you don't understand yet? And he said, I can't think of anything. This is a scientist, and he really thinks he knows it all. I was shocked. Oh, well, that's why he said he couldn't think of it. I would imagine he would be embarrassed for choice. I mean, yes, exactly. I would I would have no idea where to begin. No, no. It's exactly the point is, we know so little. And I just ask people, just keep an open mind about all the things that are going on. So you wrote a book called Irreducible Mind. Yeah, well, I financed it, but there were a lot of academics. That was this with the think tank at Esslin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Michael Murphy is a pal of mine. Yeah. They're lovely people. They're absolutely lovely. And you know, the people that, for example, who who worked with them. Oh, God. What was the name of the guy at the University of Virginia? Stevenson or the reincarnation research? And and it's when you finish reading it, it's hard to say. It's all coincidence, you know. So I don't know what it is. I don't know what the mechanisms are. And I think the danger is when you start trying to pretend, you know, the mechanisms of it. I know there's something somebody said recently to me that coincidences are what are left over when the theory isn't good enough. I think I like that. Something you said earlier reminded me that Richard Feynman said that science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. Oh, that's wonderful, because I would love to make a film about all the fuckups. I mean, I cardiologist's said to me in London just last year, a top heart guy, he said, we got it wrong. For 60 years, they've been saying that heart problems are caused by eating fats. He said it's not fats, it's sugar. Oh, crap. If there's one thing I like more than fat, it's sugar. Oh, me too, me too. It's bad news. Oh, but I mean, the point is, for 60 years, they were out there telling everyone to avoid fats and everything was based on this. And now they've decided, oh, no, we got that wrong. All right. But that's like we are right. I mean, I was saying to one of my kids, I said, think about yourself five, four years ago. They're 15. Yeah. And think about what an idiot you were. Yes. Compared to now. Yeah. And I said that's going to keep happening for the rest of your. I think it was Mark Twain who said he never realized what an idiot was till he was 15 and he had a long conversation with his father. But he was surprised. When he got when he got to the age of 20, he was surprised at how much his father had learned in the previous. That's exactly right. Now, this book about this book. Oh, really? Because I was going to ask about lemurs. Oh, ask about lemurs. What is it with the lemurs? Oh, I just think they're the nicest little creatures. I wish I married one. It would have simplify. What are the simplified my life, they are the dearest, dearest little things that I see. One of them's carrying I've seen an advertisement for a movie. And oh, no, it's a rikoon. It's recruitment's. No, I just love lemurs. And I think they're absolutely adorable. So I do a little bit to help because they are getting wiped out in Madagascar. It's the only place, this huge island. And because we think it's small. Can we look at the map next to Africa? It's the size of France. And and those 30, they keep discovering the species. In fact, I have a species named after me. No. Yes. Latin. Latin, yes. Avahi clezio. Friezes. Wooly lima. Isn't that wonderful? That's fantastic. Lovely. And I turned on a peerage. I think you have your priorities. I got my priorities right. I've got a lemur named after me. So when I paid off the animal, I was give them something. So about this book? Yes. You know, you started out before we met. You started zero. And you take it right to the first Python performance. Yes, that's right. Does that mean you're planning on a sequel? Oh, I should do a couple more. This only gets to the first. But people have said. Some people said, well, we thought it was all going to be about Python. And I got slightly embarrassed. I said to the publisher, if we misled people. He said no. He said, if you were going to write a book about Monty Python, it would be called Monty Python by John Cleese. If it's an autobiography, people will expect to be about your childhood and your parents and your schooling and all that stuff. So what from a from a python point of view? It's sort of showing how my sense of humor developed over the first 30 years. And it's I recount the very first python recording when Michael Payden and I was sort of standing in the wings watching Graham Chapman and Terry Jones about to do a sketch about flying sheep . And I looked at Michael and I said, do you realize we could be the first comedians ever to record a show to complete silence? And Michael nodded and said I was having the same thing. So it was his wish. Is that when we started? Wow, we didn't know. Then there's a little bit at the end about the O2 show, which we did in July, because it was interesting the sort of bookends, you know, for me from the very beginning of Python and then to talk sixty-nine and then talk about 2014 and how utterly, utterly different the shows were. I mean, one was a tiny little private TV thing that was put on late at night and some some weeks some BBC would cancel it and put out a showjumping instead. I remember. And then suddenly we're in the in the this is a lovely theater. This is just fabulous. It's just a great size. We were in one 16 times bigger than the stupid. It just went back and back and back. And it was just amazing because they were all Python fans and that was. Were they reciting along the lines? Yeah, they knew the script better than we did. You know, it was a case from the time when I was in New York once, and I knew how the audience knew it. And Michael threw me completely with a with an ad lib in the dead parrot. Yeah. He offered me a sluggy to replace the parrot. And I said, does it talk? And he was supposed to say, not really. But he said, well, it's been muttering a bit tonight. And by the time I'd recovered, I'd forgotten where I was and I was so relaxed like tonight. If you have a great audience, you get very relaxed. I just said to the front row, I said, what's the next one? They all shouted it up. And I said, What is the point of this? You pay good money to see me perform. You know the fucking sketch better than I do. So that's I was wondering, the characters you guys took on to do something like the parrot sketch are very specific. Thirty years after the last live performance, when you go to the O2, does Michael go back into the exact same character? And so do you or do those get modified over the years? I don't think they get modified much. I think my voice has dropped a little bit as I got more relaxed because I got older than they used to be. A tightness in my voice, which I think a certain amount of therapy helped, helped to clear. But otherwise, going into the new year so far, we had a weird dinner with John Paul Sartre, like his wife. He's a bit gloomy. John Paul, you know, he talked a lot about existential angst. You see what I mean? I could really just go straight back into it. And it's peculiar that. But the certain characters, if you played characters a great deal, it's as though they continue to exist somewhere in you and you can just connect with that place and go . Even the gestures will be all right. It's a real thing. It's a consciousness. It's a real consciousness. And I think sometimes when when authors say that the character that they're writing takes over the book, I think that that happens. I think when you're writing a character sometime, if you're an actor playing a new character, you kind of feel it, you try to feel it, and then you do something in rehearsal and you suddenly think, oh, that felt right. And then maybe an hour later, you do something else, you do that, you got two points on the graph, and then ever so slowly you try and join it up and have other moments and then you have less and less of the part feels wrong. And then eventually, with any luck, you feel you own all of that part. And at that point, you could go straight back in. But it's so much more than memory because the gestures and the physical, you know, how you sit and all this kind of thing is, is Quentin Tarantino said while he was writing Jackie Brown that a key plot point in Jackie Brown is that she keeps going to ORDELL and telling him the whole plan, even while she's double crossing him. And Quentin said every time she did that, I was surprised he was writing it. But the character that's one has its own motivation. And this is what happens. You know, you started when we started out writing Basil Fawlty, for example, which we wrote six hours of him. You see 12 1/2 hours at the beginning. It took a little time to feel what was right for him on what was. And then by the end, he so much existed almost outside our control that we knew exactly the sort of thing he would do. And I think people don't don't understand how that that can happen. That's a wonderful story about about Tarantino, how this character became so real to you that a part of you that you're not really conscious of utterly tunes in on him and then your unconscious starts. Making him behave right? Yeah, that's extraordinary. It has its own logic, but I think one of the main things I got from the book, I was going to say the novel, the book that I didn't know it was that you are a writer, first and foremost. I've always thought of myself as a writer. Yes, it was. I got to Cambridge on on science, which the law because I wasn't really interested in science. And I just discovered one day by chance that if I if I was given a sheet of blank paper, I could write something down. And that if somebody, perhaps myself, not necessarily performed it right, people would laugh. And it was an astonishing discovery to me. But from the very beginning, I was always performing what I had written. And if you actually look back over the things people know me from, which is Python and Fawlty Towers and Fish called Wanda, all of those I wrote or co-wrote myself, you know, and the only thing I've ever done, the only big movie I've ever done, which was written by someone else, was was written by Michael Frayn, who wrote to Neusoft, do you remember? And Michael wrote a movie called Clockwise. And I'm very pleased to find now that a lot of people, especially in Canada, know about this movie because it did no business at all when it came out. But you just go clockwise and it's about a headmaster who has a very important speech to make to all the other headmasters , and he gets on the wrong train. And it's just a series of disasters and it's very good except for the last three minutes. But up to that issue. But you said that the tension that existed among the pythons while writing existed within the writing, but not within the performer. No, that was the bizarre thing, you know, because we did fight and argue a lot and the arguments were always about the script. Was the script good enough? And we never argued about who was going to play what role, because as writers, it was quite obvious that we've written something will obviously Graham is going to play, that they will play that Marco play that. It's obvious we never argued about that. But when we got into the into arguing about the script, we used to get extremely worked up, much too much, too much, too much. But one of the problems was there were two really difficult people in the group. The first was was Terry Jones and the second was me. And we used to butt heads and it was sort of temperamental. Terry, I don't usually say this in public, but it is sort of known, Terry, as Welsh. And I want to explain to to Terry that God had put the Welsh on the planet to carry out menial tasks for the English. And he was it could never get his mind around. He could have and insisted on behaving as though he was an equal. You know, so there were a lot of fights, terror. Did you guys end up fighting over the same territory or was it. No, it was just whether something was funny. This is how ridiculous it got. There's a story in the book with some that we somebody written a funny sketch sit in a dormitory and then somebody said there should be a very sort of dusty rundown kind of place. And somebody said, yes, but with one magnificent Louie, the 14th chandelier. And somebody said, yeah, that's funny, but not a chandelier. A dead stuffed farm animal with a light bulb in each one of its four feet. Somebody said obviously a sheep, and somebody said, what do you mean a sheep? And the guy said, well, obviously it's funnier if it's the sheep. Somebody said, no, it's much funnier if it's a goat. It's very sad. A wooly chandelier. That's hilarious. Said, no, no, the goat is much funnier. Visual guy with the horns. You see this argument went on. And I remember quite seriously, it went on for a quarter of an hour. Three were passionate that it should be a sheep. Three were passionate that it should be a goat. And I remember I sort of sat back and I thought, this is insane. What are we arguing about? It's obvious he's going to be a fucking goat. Now, there was a lot a lot of passion went into that. I can see, you know, it was ridiculous. But you have I remember reading after meaning of life came out that you guys I don't know if I got this correct, because I'm going back to my brain at that point. But did you guys write that in Hawaii? No, we were a bit of it in the West Indies. What happened was that after Life of Brian, which the pythons all feel is is very much our best show. Hello. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. And best film. And I agree. And I think the first half. Thank you. I think the first half of life of Holy Grail is very, very, very good. But I don't think the second half is worth a life of Brian. There was a real that was a real story there. And I was soup and it was about something important, too. And when we got to the meaning of life, we could never agree on a story. And we kept meeting and writing for a month. We have masses of material and nothing could come together to unify it. So we all went off where we'd been to finish life. And we went off to the West Indies for two weeks. And I said on the first night, I said, I have a plan. And they said, What? What? I said, let's not do any work at all. Let's just have a wonderful holiday on the beach, in the sun, and then go back to everyone and say, we're very disappointed. We just couldn't put it together. And I just about one the argument and then that little Welsh bastard came down the next year, it will warui I was thinking last night I anything and he had put all the different sketches into sort of stages of life. And I remember my sense of disappointment and oh, come, we are going to have to make this fucking film now. And he was entirely responsible. It was his determination. Otherwise we would have had a wonderful holiday. Life of Brian does contain, I think, what might be my single favorite python joke, which is you're all different. That's that is the greatest that is the greatest joke of all comes up on these. He's decided he's going to pretend to be the Messiah. I think that's right. And they they say tell us. He says, you've all got to think it out for yourselves. And they all cause. Yes, we've all got to think it out for ourselves. And then he says, you're all individuals. And they shout, yes, we're all individuals. And then one guy says, I know. And then the oil will be out of Scope's. I love that joke, but I'm asking you seriously, am I right in thinking it has no meaning? The joke, the joke to me, the joke that is if the Buddha loved comedy, that would be that would be the one he loved. Yeah. But then I'm equating myself to the Buddha. So what an asshole. I don't think the Buddha was an asshole. I hope. Sorry. No, no, never miss a laugh, even if it's cheap. I was going to wait for the audience questions, but someone wants to know if you'll validate their parking. No, I'm rather annoyed by that question. The up, but not any more. I'm looking at my questions for the first time this time, you looked at that. Yeah, I think so. You said that the two geniuses you met were Peter Sellers and James Burrows. Yes. And Peter Cook and Peter Cook. James Burrows was the director of Cheers. And he was the best I've ever worked with. Extraordinary things that would be last minute rewrites handed out just before the show. And when we had a read through in the dressing room with the new not a read through, we would all do the lines. But incorporating the new ones that had been suggested, he already knew the new lines better than the actors did. I don't know how he did it. Wow. And he's an absolute genius at knowing where to put the cameras to make it all work. He had a bad experience early on making a movie. And he said, I'm never going to make a movie again. And he just went on and made these great television show, wonderful shows. Peter, Peter Sellars is the greatest comedy actor I ever saw. And if young people. Yeah, if young people don't don't know him, then you must watch Dr. Strangelove. Yes. Yes. I was just going to bring it up. The greatest one of the greatest comedy I it might be I'm every time I watch it, I'm laughing hysterically and I'm crying at the credits because I'm so sad. Yes. And that scene where Mirkin Monthly, where he's the president and he's on the phone with Demetri telling him about the bomb and the camera doesn't move. And I was thinking he did this 10 or 15 times that day. Yeah. For Kubrick. And it's the most I mean, Bob Newhart, who I love and invented that phone, standup comedy, it is such a masterpiece. When he's talking on the set. The subject is so serious. It is nuclear destruction of the world. And it's the most wonderful, wonderful. And he plays Strangelove, this strange German rocket scientist. Yes. Whose arm, when he's talking, is almost a year ago, sort of like Mr. Hilter, Mr. Hilter. And then he also plays an RAAF officer, which is extraordinary. And then Peter Cook, who is the greatest producer of comic material. And the extraordinary thing about Peter was he was a genius because he didn't have to work at it. But it's very interesting because when his genius ran out after 20 years, he didn't know how to grind it out like the rest of us. He couldn't do it. He went really went a long way downhill. So all intuition, it was just if you wanted three minutes of funny material, you would just hold the microphone up to his mouth for three minutes. I mean, it was just extraordinary what he could do. I'm astonished by the level of detail you said writing this book. I've read an interview where you said writing the book was relatively easy and straightforward, but I'm gobsmacked by the detail. I mean, how did you compile all of the timelines? There must have been a lot of. Well, there was this was a guy called James Curtis is a really marvelous writer who was written a wonderful biography of Spencer Tracy. Before that, W.C. Fields. And he was helping me with the timelines because he was so expert on that kind of research. And he dug up reviews that Washington papers have done, of shows I'd done for a week in a nightclub in nineteen sixty five. I mean, he found this stuff everywhere. And it was incredibly helpful because sometimes you'd think. But that doesn't make sense. I can't. And then you suddenly realize, oh, no, I did the show in Chicago. Then I went back to New York before I went to Washington. Just little things like that which clarify these puzzles that you come across when you can't figure out what happened in what direction. But you see, my experience and memory is that when I meet someone that I used to know very well, they will remember two stories about me in considerable detail, which I will have no recollection of at all, and vice versa. Yeah. And, you know, I can tell them very specifically what happened, and they have no memory of it. And that happened yesterday. Somebody told me in great detail or something that had happened that it involved me when I was about 18. No recollection of it at all. And in fact, when I was doing a rather fun show in New York with four fun women who sit on a sofa, the view, the view is fun. Therefore, they show the great fun. And they showed me a clip of a sketch and I watched it. And I would have bet money that I'd never been in that sketch. I had no recollection of it at all. And I sat there watching it. I'm just amazed that you could have forgotten something. But look, someone else wrote. Which is one of the reasons I probably didn't remember it. And then I rehearsed it for five days and recorded it, and that was probably 1969. So it's the memory, what it seems to me that memories. You remember what's meaningful. And you forget the rest. So if there was a are you tend to remember stories when there's a kind of moral at the end of them, the sort of Aesop tale moral memorial for yourself. Yes. Or a point or a learning thing. Those are the kind of stories I tend to remember more than outright jokes. Well, so I mean, when you go back over this material and you comb through it, you must find other stories you totally forgot about. Yeah. And scripts that I'd forgotten. For example, I talk about a series here which I did with Marty Feldman and Graham Chapman and Tim Taylor, and I did it in 67. We did six shows in the spring and seven shows in the fall. And then after they'd been transmitted, once the Frost Organization wiped the tapes, because the tapes in those days were about that big and that thick. And by the time you book 13 of them on a shelf, you were running and most officers were running out of space. And they used to take them, wipe them and use them again for another program. Wow. Shows with Marty and me and Graham. And they just wipe. Well, they're beginning. They're beginning to crop up. The Swedes found five compilation shows in a vault in Sweden. Dear Marty's widow, Loretta, died last year and left me two tapes from her attic. Two more shows. Wow. David's youngest son is my godson, found two more shows just before the O2, including a last show. The last one we ever did, the 48 show was called, which is so like a Monty Python, that if I showed it to you guys now, you'd just be amazed. The only thing that's not Python is the faces, but the humor's exactly like Python. So it's very it's very interesting when you discover this. I mean, here, if you've got a book, what's that? You got one with you? I don't. Oh, I left it in the car. Can we have his book? We'll read the sketch together. That'll be all right. What do you do? Absolutely. Because it's. Is probably we could get a book from someone in the front row. Has anyone got what they can lend us for a little bit? How are you going to get it to us? Right. Thank you. And don't think you're getting it back. I really I really love this sketch. I shouldn't say that just before I'm about to read it with you, but I got I got to 95. I know it's because I read it the other day. Now I want you to play Graham Chapman, OK, because I'm sitting in an office and it's a it's a place that you go if you want to train your memory, if you want to get a better memory. So you come in and I say, come in. Oh, good morning. Come in. Thank you. Now, do sit down. What can I do for you? Well, I'm interested in your memory training program. Oh, good, good. Well, a lot of people feel they'd like to improve their memories. The wonderful thing is improving them is not as hard as some. It's not as hard as nails. I beg your pardon. It's not as hard as nails. It's word association. You see, it's the basis of my system. You remember things by associating with them with with people like that. People like what? They like to improve their memory. Now, what can I do for you? I'm interested in your course. Good. You remember that. You say you have learned you've learned to associate your interest in my course with my asking why since the association of IDEO is the basis of everything that we do to acquire a better memory. It's not as not as hard as I think. No, not as hard as nails. Remember? Never mind, never mind, you'll soon pick it up. Now take a common object like this. Saucer. Good. Well done. Now, what does it make you single, you know? Well, well, what would you like to think of? I like to think of nude woman, a nude woman, a nude Warren. Well done. You're getting it. What is the nude? What is the nude woman doing? Drinking tea. Good. And what are you drinking? Tea out of a cup. Quite right. A cup and saucer. It's a saucer, you see. You get it? I'm not sure. Well, one of the association ideas, that is the basis of our method, in fact, the whole the whole of the hole in the wall. And what do I see through the hole in the wall? A nude woman? Every time. Every time. Of course, it's such a strong image. You can't forget it. You associate it with anything that you want to remember anything. Numbers, dates, names, anything. Just just try to get a battle of Trafalgar. Oh, Trafalgar, Trafalgar Square, square hole in the wall. Look through the hole in the wall. What do I see? A nude woman. Excellent. Excellent. And who is this nude woman? I don't know. The Empress Josephine, 1815. See, it rhymes Jospeh 1850. 1815 was Waterloo. Trafalgar was 18. Oh five. Yes. But wait, wait a minute. I haven't finished yet. Joseph. Josephine's wearing boots, Wellington boots. See, you can't see the toes. So deduct the 10 that you can't see from 1850. Eighty and five civil right. The date of Waterloo, 1815. Yes, but how do you do it? Wait a moment. Waterloo, Waterloo, Waterloo Station, Waterloo Station, train train to Brighton, Brighton, peer to peer through the hole in the wall. And this the Empress Josephine in the new 1815. But she's got Wellington boots on. No, the Battle of Waterloo, Duke of Wellington only comes once his boots back, so he sees her toes. No need to deduct Waterloo, 1815. Fire of London. What the date of the fire of London? Oh, let me take it. The fire in London. Fire, fire, fire. Samuel peeps. Yes, Peeps wrote in his famous diary about the Farallon Samuel Beets peeps through the hole in the wall. Hmm. And what does he see? A nude woman? No, no. Three nude women by the night of the fire. He sees three stunning, gorgeous nude women. Sex, sex. Sex. Sex. Sex, sex. You see, it's quite exciting for me to think that we wrote that back in 1967. Yeah. And that could easily be the price of a sketch, you know? And the lovely thing is, as as we recover it, I want to take that material and make it into another show. I don't know whether to make it a very sort of modern kind of way of linking it all together or to keep it old fashioned or whether it should be television on stage. But my my lovely P.A. Howard is actually working on recovering all the material and it keeps cropping up on the Internet. It's extraordinary. He'll suddenly find he found a bit recently was 10 seconds or something that we didn't know about on the Internet, but it gave us a clue as to where we were, where we should be looking. Now, did you choose Faste as a comedic style or did it just choose you? It chose me. It was it just chose me. I realized that it was when things got absurd, when they went past a certain level of wildness. That was when I laugh the most. And I slowly began to see that it was it was what we call farce. And the thing about farce is, is that there's usually a moment at the start. The protagonists in most of the famous faces I've ever come across is male. So let's assume it's a chap because he's more likely to happen with men. They get more wound up in a strange kind of way. So he does something at the start which he's got to hide, you know, because it's usually about a taboo and he's broken the taboo. And he has to try and hide it very often to do with sexual infidelity. And the great French forces of sort of 1890. And what happens is that as he tries to cover it up, it gets his attempts to cover it up, don't quite work. And then he attempts to cover up, get wilder and wilder and wilder and wilder. And it's that sort of emotional wildness when people get completely frantic like Basil Fawlty. That's what makes me laugh more than people swapping jokes. Yeah. You know that that's one of the things that Kubrick said when he was writing Dr. Strangelove, that he was originally writing it based on the material from the book Fail-Safe. And he was writing a serious movie. But every time he took a scene to its natural natural conclusion, it was funny. And so halfway through the process, he called up Terry Southern and he said, we've got to make this a comedy. I didn't know Terry Southern or Terry Southern. I got that right. Yeah. Yeah, Terry. So I didn't know. Yeah, he co-wrote it with Kubrick. Well, I. So that's fascinating to me. I didn't know that, but it is it is strange because I remember somebody said to Arthur Miller, Do you think life is a FASTR tragedy? And he said, I'm not sure. He said, but on the whole, I tend to think it's a farce. And I think it's a much healthier attitude to go through life just saying, we've no idea what we're doing, we're all idiots. We are all getting it wrong. Nobody nobody knows what they're talking about. Just occasionally you come across one person like Richard Feynman, who in one area knows what he's talking about. All the rest is bullshit. Wall to wall bullshit. People pretending that see, I came across this wonderful bit of research. I'm a phony professor at Cornell. And I or at least I used to be before the alimony. I haven't been I haven't been back for some time because I can't afford to take the time off. But there's a fellow there called David Dunning, and he's been interested all his life in self-assessment. How good people are at knowing how good they are at doing things. Oh, right, the dry Kruger effect. Yes. Yeah. And what he's discovered is that in order to know how good you are at something requires almost exactly the same aptitudes as it does to be good at that thing in the first place. Which follows as a corollary that if you're absolutely no good at something, you lack exactly the skills that you need, that you're no good at it, you're no good. And once you realize that there's thousands of people out ther who have no idea what they're doing and they have absolutely no idea that they have no idea this is this is not tragedy material, I think. I think the only disappointing thing is that at the end, we die. I think that's the one thing that's hard to to maybe there's a left we don't know about. Maybe there's a lot of we don't know. But I'm interested in one bit of research done by people interested in the paranormal. Some woman call. Oh, I forgot. She's up at Iona's and she does paranormal experiments with an English gu whose name is something like Weitman or something like that. And when the two of them together, if she does the experiments, they appear to work. And when he does them with her watching, they don't know. I think that's interesting. Yeah. And I'm wondering when if when we die, what happens is what we think is going. I like that you're not going to have an afterlife, I, I. It would be nice. It would be. I don't know. You don't think? I have a feeling that there will be one. So you see, I won't be seeing you there because. I Castañeda says in one of his books, his teacher, Don Juan, tells him, no, it turns out there is no point to any of this. No point at all. There is a thing that gives us our consciousness. It is hard and cold. And we refer to it as the eagle, because that's what it reminds us of. But it is something that gives birth to our consciousness. And then when we die, it eats us back up again. And Cassaday says, well, what's the point? So there is no point. But as a thanks for this brief period of sentience, we try and expand our consciousness while we're here, because it makes it particularly delicious meal for the eagle That's very good. Thank you very much. Oh, I love that. That's that's as good as it's all been most interesting. I like the I like the grammarian who as they were doing, I can't remember who it was, but apparently they said I am going to or I'm about to die. Either is correct. My favorite one, which is which was an English practical joke in the 20s, who had a private income and he used to amuse himself with practical jokes, and he lived in a very small but beautiful flat right off Piccadilly Circus, and he lived about above a very famous French fish restaurant called Prunier. And one day he had a heart attack and the ambulance arrived and discovered the steps up to his little flat at the top. Prunus was so steep that they couldn't bring him down on a stretcher and they had to use an emergency exit, which meant that he had to be carried out through the restaurant. And as he was carried out through the restaurant dying, he raised himself from one elbow and said, no, don't eat the halibut. There's a local resident near here, Steve Wozniak, co inventor of the Apple Computer. Yeah. Do you know about his practical jokes with money? No. He buys uncut sheets of bills from the US Mint and then he does things with them like he has them laminated into a checkbook. So that when he wants to pay you with a 20, he tears it out by perforation That's his whole goal, is to convince you that he's giving you money. He just printed. So he'll also have them put on rolls or he'll just pull out the sheet and use a pair of scissors to cut you out. Forty dollars. So now this is a good way to use a lot of money. Exactly. That's exactly what billionaires should be doing. Oh, absolutely. They should be having. You know, we've rather lost lost practical jokes, haven't we? Well, they one of the problems with practical jokes is they get mean really quickly. And it takes real intelligence to do a practical joke. That's not mean. Yeah, because means easy reading is easy. But to do one, which is just a really glorious. Benevolent attempts to completely waste someone else's time. All right. I always wanted to do a hidden camera show where someone would wake up and it was 1934 where everything was just slightly wrong. The windows were five inches smaller than they were the previous day, and they can't quite figure out the glasses are 10 percent. The cleverest practical joke I ever heard was of a French poet in Pari in about 1870, 1880, and he lived on his own in a block of flats. And there was a concierge, a nice old lady, and he was very fond of her. And one day he was out in a walk and he saw pet shop and he just wandered in. He didn't know what he was doing. And he saw this dear little turtle and he thought, I'm going to buy it as a present for it. And he bought a little too little bowl of water and so forth and took it back to her. And she was so thrilled she couldn't stop talking about the fucking thing. So after time, he had a brilliant idea. He waited till she was out and he went and got the turtle, took it back to the pet shop and swapped it for a slightly bigger one, took it back. And she was so excited. The next day, she said, oh, look, look how well he's doing. He kept doing this, which is every week it goes off in a. And then the genius. He started making small. That's beautiful. It puts a whole different slant on scientific inquiry, doesn't it? Yes, it does. That's right, yeah. I think it's time to start asking some questions from the audience. Oh, yes, it is. What would you be doing today if not for Monty Python? Oh, what an interesting question, if not for Monty Python, I don't know what I'd really like to be doing is I would like to make documentaries about things that I really don't understand, which would be humorous. They would be really humorous. I'd love to make a documentary about what religion would have been if the churches hadn't fucked it up. So I think that would be interesting to see what is what is mystical experience, you know, what what is it what is it about why why do people find it so extraordinarily emotionally powerful? And yet why does it always fall into the hands of people who then basically turn it on its head? Because I think it's very hard to justify, for example, the Spanish Inquisition, you know. Well, you know, if you were there in an altered Dufay in Seville in what would it be, about 15, 16 , if you say so? Well, counter-revolution around the. And and there they are burning heretics, you know. And you can imagine Christ arriving and rising to one of the the Inquisition people. Could you explain what you're doing? Why are you burning these people alive? Because they're in great pain. And he would say, well, you see, we are we we discovered that they have a different interpretation from us of your gospel of love. Yeah. And in America, I mean, in some extraordinary way, Christianity is because of overlaps with capitalism, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. It's all real estate. It's all real estate and huge quantities of money being generated by preachers. I want to say that I'm a woman, and I don't think he said blessed are the rich. So it's fascinating. Somebody once said that an idea is not responsible for the people who hold it. I think that's very, very accurate. So I'd like to do that and I'd like to do a documentary about why very, very rich people need to be very, very rich unless they want to play practical jokes. I agree. I find myself wondering about that, too. Why and why do they need so much? I remember I said to someone in Santa Barbara once, the funny thing about the very rich is how greedy they are, that they still want more. And he said, no, no, no, no. They're rich because they're so greedy. In other words, they're not really affected by the money coming in, that is the personality type. They just keep they're continuing to attempt. That's right. Satisfied? That's right. And a psychiatrist and a beautiful thing to me about a year ago in London, he said, if you want to think what if you want to understand what God thinks about money. Look at the people he gives to. I had dinner with a clinical psychologist whose specialty he's British, was studying lottery winners, and in the UK over there, they just give you the whole mouth. I didn't know that. He said he had yet in 10 years of studying them to find one person whose life wasn't ruined by winning the lottery. Yeah. Yeah Speaking of money, we're Pink Floyd, happy with their investment in Holy Grail Yes, I think they will, because that was the first time we ever made any money. It was a work in an English television. We wanted to work for the BBC. But the money was extraordinarily small. I know we're talking about 69 and 70. But but but for doing seven and a half months work, writing, performing, filming, editing, 13 shows, a series of 13, we used to get about 4000 pounds. And when it was shown in New York, we used to get one quarter of one percent of the original fee with the original fee was 240 pounds a show. So one percent of that is two pounds and 40 paid. A quarter of that is 60 P. So if they showed thirteen shows, 66 threes, as we would get 78 P, I mean, seven dollars P. It's not a lot of money for a whole television series, is it? No. And when we were making life and they're making Holy Grail, we were paid four thousand pounds for the whole thing, two thousand before it started. And then they rang us up and said, well, we can't pay you the other two yet, but we hope to pay to you in a couple of months. And then the producer said, would you mind very much sharing hotel rooms? Thank you. I don't think anyone ever asked Paul Newman to share a hotel room, you know, except Paul Newman. Except Paul Newman. Yeah, that's very good. Someone wants to know what's the inspirati I was trying to come up with silly cheeses and I came up with some more when we did the we did the 02 incident is a DVD of it out. It should be worth looking at because there was some wonderful moments when we broke up that would just utterly, utterly special. And where you broke, where you cracked each other, each other up. And then it was just it was just wonderful to have that freedom and to know, you see, what happened was on the second night. You know, Eddie is yeah, brilliant, wonderful. He came to seven of the shows you believe that he gave the seven of the shows and on the second night, a very weird thing that we started off with a silly Spanish number and guitars. And then we went into white tuxedos and talked about these these businessmen who was Yorkshire businessmen before Yorkshiremen and would get competitive about how tough their lives would be, you know. And we were halfway through the sketch and I was mainly listening to my on my right, Eric on my left. And I glanced over at Terry Jones, and he had blood running down the side of his face, but it was the side away from the audience. And I saw what had happened was when he'd taken his guitar off in a hurry because it was second night, we were still rushing. He cut his arm and it bled profusely. The next time I looked at it, he'd done that because he thought there was something there. And he had a red hat. And I blew a couple of lines. You know, I said the wrong thing and I saw Eddie backstage. About 10 minutes later, he was just wandering around and I said, sorry about blurring the line. You know, just I don't know. Why bother? He said, no, no, you don't get it. And I said, what? He said, the most important thing to me that anyone said for 10 years, he said, you, but you're going to realize they've seen you do it right countless times. It's much more special when something happens that's never happened before. Yeah. And he was right. So it was the opposite of what a theatrical performance is supposed to be about. It becomes a completely other kind of animal And the Shia, the Shia goodwill and happiness in that arena was an extraordinary thing to experience. And I suddenly I know this will surprise people. I suddenly thought maybe entertainers are important because they do see that, you know. Yeah. And because it was bringing people together. And I was on a TV show four weeks ago in London with Neil Diamond, and the same feeling happen when they were all singing Sweet Caroline And suddenly I just got to this audience and everyone was having a good time. And there was some I thought, this is good. There's no question this is good. Agreed. I think that's a fine place to finish. OK, John, thank you so much.
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Channel: Commonwealth Club of California
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Keywords: John Cleese, Adam Savage (TV Producer), Monty pYthon, Mythbusters, Conversation, The Commonwealth Club of California, San Francisco, Silicon Valley, Live, Arena, San Jose Theater, JC
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Published: Mon Dec 01 2014
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