Ultrakill's Sisyphus Prime Broke Me

[Music] a visitor indeed I have slept long enough the Kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name and I am eager to make them remember however the blood of minus stains your hands and I must admit I'm curious about your skills weapon and so before I TI down the cities and crush the armies of Heaven you shall do as an appetizing come forth child of man and [Music] die I just want to let you all know real quick that it's quite unfortunate but I played the secret level for stage 4 right I played the secret level and it wasn't recording so enjoy my half-ass commentary over the [ __ ] secret level I wasn't even recording all of that all of that I was not even recording are you [ __ ] kidding me I want to kill myself I oh my I genuinely want to [ __ ] die okay so basically I did the secret mission took me a while to find this whatever I guess I could run through them both real quick you know what I'll run through the secret level you're not going to get my genuine excitement or whatever I had whenever I was playing it for the first time you're just going to see me speedrun it and also want to die don't do this Oh yay yipp it's so awesome right it's super cool I know it's cool the problem is I played it and I didn't [ __ ] record it so I genuinely want death Yi wow it's like it's like Crash Bandicoot guys would you believe it see oh whatever it's fine I'm sure whoever's seen this right now whoever's watching the video has probably already seen this part of ultra kill so I'm not even going to entertain the idea of doing it again like I'm I'm not even going to fake a reaction [ __ ] and then I commented on this Testament thing being from Gabriel but obviously it's not because I read up on the Minos um I read up on minos's um uh encyclopedia thingy from the the little thing here on the right and it said that God created hell so [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah force items to pop up but like normally what the [ __ ] uhuh sacrifice damn what oh what what the [ __ ] is happening um stop please what the it just crashed my game what the oh it's secret level oh boy I love me some secret levels oh boy I can't imagine this being any good oh it's so nice do I get to fish oh sh oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] wait a minute what the hell I guess I'm taking this bait and then what am I what am I supposed to do am I supposed to throw it in there y h oh oh right oh I see ah size one do I put it in here size two I want to believe what the what the [ __ ] is happening there's no way this could be serious still searching no contact from the agency in 216 days I should have I should return HQ but I can't not yet I have to know it's there somewhere I have to see it I have to know I have to see I have to know I have to see I have to know I have to see I have to know oh my God size two yeah I feel like this guy may be a little bit crazy I don't know if that's me or somebody else who lives here oh it's a waterfall oh oh [ __ ] B what what uh what H yeah oh that's another bomb fish cringe hey yeah I feel like I might need that bomb fish for something the ocean oh you don't know that all right maybe you're in a all right wait is that oh I thought it was to be fighting okay well I'm trying I'm trying game all right chill out no wrong way funny stupid fish friend yo he's so cool oh [ __ ] did it turn day was there a day and night cycle here he's so cool I want to keep him with me actually know you can go back in that you can go back in the sea uh a pider fish Peter what what do you want for me bomb fish ha got him oh am I why is it like deeper and deeper lower BL oh I see what is that what is that frog oh [ __ ] is that is that a uh iron lung reference yo that's actually epic Markiplier eyeball get out of here that is not good oh it's a shark oh I CAU a shark oh he's so adorable maybe there's some else out here probably not but you never know no it's just another shark okay so I don't think there's anything else here CU it doesn't look like it what might this be awesome fishing tips uh lives lives in fire what is lives in fire what about this [ __ ] oh I knew it I knew there'd be one in the water well what what yeah I don't think so gamer by and usually farmed by humans can be fine found in kitchen oh my goodness what pan oil stickfish it's right there just pick it up too small for this fish I'm I'm going maybe up here there might be something oh oh I'm such an idiot bro what am I doing I'm literally a gamer there they always hide [ __ ] behind waterfalls Chomper is that a reference I thought that'd be like a Mario 64 e thingy whatever but maybe not Rocky areas so maybe I go back in there and I feed rocks eat this and oh [ __ ] I got it I'm such a genius metal fish I feel like I've seen this before prefers deep water so I just need one more so where would the it's a deep water if I just like go far oh de oh well I think I figured it out yep there it is trouch oh it looks so cool I did it I'm the king does it also H to like the creator of this game or some [ __ ] goon maxer I did [Music] Testament 4 father why eternal torment is it not cruel is torture unending truly a fate fit for a fool an angel so bright and beautiful asked me this and I could never I I could find no answer for I could never face the guilt of what I'd done my regret an noing cancer and my hour of weakness Terror possessed me and then and I cast Lucifer too into the Eternal infernal then once I realized what I had done I could only weep as I sink slowly into the depths of Despair deep oh so deep H interesting I only say morning so this Testament is definitely like an actual Testament from God what I can presume and we're back into it okay [ __ ] s please please I swear to God please yes holy [ __ ] [ __ ] go go go go yeah baby let's [ __ ] go person what is it like pop up or [ __ ] oh oh wait go go yeah baby I've PR ranked the entire [ __ ] act two so is it here where is it where's the P door okay while we are waiting for me to figure out where this P door is I'm going to read you a message I've just received on Discord the men at the table are better than me if I had seen FMC walk through those doors you would need a full team of world class strong men 20 cans of WD40 and a vice grip to remove my mouth from fmc's tits I would have walked into that bar innocent and left as a wanted criminal I can't believe I just read that oh oh I found it maybe turning up my volume this is literally the last thing I have to do in this game tip of the day have fun oh thank you you're so cool oh now this looks [ __ ] sick as hell interesting garage can I get up here nothing by okay I shouldn't really be looking for Secrets I guess that'll probably open at some point and maybe I can do something to open that up oh Jesus Christ good Lord what is happening in there what what's with the fairy what I'm going need you to go [ __ ] get [ __ ] wait this is like an actual level what the hell can you [ __ ] die please thank you oh music not good [Music] wait what why is he like protected what I piss off what what is this [ __ ] hell let me go let me go let me go what you're [ __ ] with me not good not good no okay okay now's no time to die okay oh there we go give me that and I'm heading back uh something else is going to spawn here isn't it yeah oh hello this is super the [Music] insurrectionist wait where the hell am I what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] just happened get [ __ ] I have a strong suspicion it's sisifus where's his Fe oh my oh my goodness all right what is this [ __ ] boss Comet it's so cool I was about to say I could just stay here can I but clearly I cannot well I definitely thought get [ __ ] oh no this looks like a boss fight oh my goodness it's not yeah you going [ __ ] oh wait he what can he just not die no piss okay that go there goes nice what what there's more what is this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is happening [ __ ] does any anything here bleed anymore does not look like it I could reflect that [Music] however no piss [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yes get [ __ ] holy moly okay okay is that it oh no was that not even the [ __ ] whole level that wasn't even the [ __ ] boss is oh never mind maybe it was lock a oh no okay they must have put [ __ ] heavy ass defenses if they really thought this [ __ ] was not good oh boy oh another lock open Sy yes follow protocol do do not approach it do not let it look at you stay visualant and most importantly have fun do not approach it do not let it look at you okay so is this going to be a stealth mini game oh my [ __ ] God yeah there's two enemies left that I need to unlock there's is there going to be another flesh prison or it's probably going to be another two- facer but I'm willing to bet it's going to be sisifus because that there's a Copus insurrectionist what the [ __ ] does the word insurrectionist mean a Copus insurrectionist would be a rebel against Copus or Copus with or like with him I don't [ __ ] I like how I'm just conspiracizing even though I don't even know what the [ __ ] the boss is oh flesh pan pan pan op what the [ __ ] is that oh what is that a sideways [ __ ] what the whoa what the [ __ ] just happened oh my God it's just slightly ahead of me and I [ __ ] hate it what the [ __ ] that's black hole I'm missing literally all my shots oh sideways beam [ __ ] me give my health back [ __ ] not a good idea actually [ __ ] what the this prison what are they talk what is that from my character is that from B B1 give me the [ __ ] out of there oh wh what what 5 second wait a visitor hello indeed I have slept long enough the Kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name and I am eager to make them remember he's doing the same thing that s that however the blood of Minos stains your head and I must admit I'm curious about your skills weapon and so before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of Heaven you shall do as an appetizer come forth child of man and die oh God do not let it approach me be you can't dude he's Kung fuing me real good what the [ __ ] destroy you can't ni yeah you're right this will outow he's the [ __ ] son what the hell oh wait he's got [ __ ] like three phases what the hell nice you can't come on yes that's it oh he just gets straight into it okay [ __ ] me coming wait so okay so that destroys my entire Theory out the window that I mentioned in my second video about how V1 keeps rewinding time so am I like actually dying and another V1 is being sent in my place because he says keep them coming I mean I guess that would kind of make sense about like checkpoints and such you can't escape [ __ ] I [ __ ] it yeah as soon as I dude as soon as I lose my momentum it's done for Fu [ __ ] I yep no [ __ ] God [ __ ] damage okay I just took all the damage I should not have [ __ ] oh my God this feels actually [ __ ] impossible what the hell nice well I'm about to run out oh no it's over oh my god oh I I'm such an idiot it built up hard damage why did I do do that oh my God are you [ __ ] kidding me yes that's it you can't escape oh no it's over oh my God [ __ ] yes that's it no why no no I couldn't do anything B what is even the point switching weapons bro oh my God what what am I doing wrong oh I'm about to flip [ __ ] I know sish please shut the [ __ ] up I ran into the shot that so dead bro he hit me with the one two three oh my God [ __ ] shotgun would be perfect against him but it isn't but it isn't it's so bad the shotgun [ __ ] terrible oh my God I lost all my momentum oh it's over oh my okay don't really know how you hit that it's over oh my God hit me with the [ __ ] one 2 three again bro this is so unfair and I know people are going to say oh it's just a skill issue which I 100% bet it is oh but at least with [ __ ] uh what's his face Prime U Minos Prime you could actually tell where the [ __ ] he was going what the what is happening what is happening please tell me what is happening no I I was trying to time it with my [ __ ] rail Cannon can this [ __ ] hard damage go away please no dude I'm going to [ __ ] lose it are you [ __ ] he was not even hitting me he was not [ __ ] hitting me and look at that [ __ ] hard damage oh I so you over you will what oh my God I [ __ ] missed it you're you're actually you can't yes that's it not good oh my God I got so [ __ ] lucky [ __ ] oh no it's over it's over no [Music] no oh I choked that destroy ni try you can yeah yes get [ __ ] so concludes The Life and Times of King Copus A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle doomed from from the very start and I don't regret a [Music] second since the previous report more powerful Communications equipment has been successfully designed and built made possible thanks to the generous donations of inser company being presented whom we hold on in high regard I know you guys probably don't want to hear me read a whole bunch because I've already got a series for that [ __ ] with this new equipment we have managed to reestablish a connection with some of the higher and machines that were left behind after the hell exploration and ex excavation project was abruptly cancelled due to error same what we have discovered is truly remarkable and if proven true Beyond Reasonable Doubt revolutionary to the entire entire robotics Community boredom terminals unable to move have grown bored what while they are connected to each other and able to communicate amongst themselves once the connection to the surface was cut there they were getting no new input they were getting no new input sorry it's [ __ ] 4 in the morning therefore stalling all communication to repetition of already known information it is unknown how similar this boredom is to actual emotion or what caused it but it has led to a symbiotic relationship with other machines essentially the other terminals the terminals scavenge what they what they can via their teleportation system and trade those supplies and resources with the machines that were left behind in hell in exchange for entertainment wait what are they talking about these machines wait so are the this machine right here like the one I use with my weapons and stuff alive that is the machines record their battles for survival in hell and the footage is graded based on its entertainment value used as points in exchange for goods and services such as new Weaponry that is what it's wait what wait so am I Tech am I not I'm not playing as I'm technically well playing as V1 but I'm watching it technically I'm watching a playback it seems that this relationship has become so deeply ingrained into the into the existence of the turbinals they have developed a social hierarchy where those who collect the most entertaining data are considered a higher regard than those who findings of poor quality more recently are they talking about the ranks the P ranks more recently the terminals have also collected enough data to create a simulation space where they let machines plug into called plug into called cyber grind which also allows the machines to simulate battles in a safe environment without the threat of being destroyed which the terminals watch in real time as a kind of live entertainment wait so I I don't know if this does anything to my theory about the whole like V1 being infinitely regenerated or whatever [ __ ] I I don't know these findings are truly extraordinary and though we too find we too find it hard to believe all the information we can we can manage to gather validates these claims if we can prove it with certainty and this draft doesn't [ __ ] leak again this will cause a parad pagum parad par Paradigm what the [ __ ] is that word Paradigm that is not Paradigm [ __ ] off this will cause a paradigm shift that will require re-evaluation of everything we thought we knew about blood fueled Machinery end of data to for more information on the canel hell exploration see data link 0 link remove wait so so these machines are alive and are putting me through hell for entertainment mment so I'm watching I I'm going to assume I'm technically watching like V1 go through this and it's not actually me but I'm confused as I'm still confused as to how V1 just keeps coming back and coming back I don't really know if that's really answered unless it was answered in the first P1 you know I'm going to look I'm putting this in the end of the video right if you know any of this since I've technically already beaten the game I haven't done any seven like um layer 7even content because I really want to wait until after act three comes out so I'm just letting you know that um second of all uh I mean obviously this isn't the last Ultra kill video at least it is going to be for now but um if you know like any of this at all if you know what the [ __ ] is going on either a please tell me in the comments below because I'm a [ __ ] n poop who doesn't know what the [ __ ] he's talking about and number two or or you could or number two just comment a link to another video like a [ __ ] six hour long video about L at this game because it's genuinely interesting I bet if I read up on some of the the characters in the wiki uh or in the the machines it would probably tell me a whole lot but you oh yeah that took almost an hour and a half 77 restarts wow I've been I've been on this level for an hour and [ __ ] 11 minutes uh yeah [ __ ] you if you think I'm peeing this level you kill [Music] yourself H give [ __ ] Gabriel yep suck [ __ ] balls oh that feels so [Music] [Music] nice [Music] a

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Length: 39min 37sec (2377 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 02 2024