Ultimate Try Not to Say Hol'Up - V53

when you thought the love of your life texted you but it's just your girl [Music] me when a co-worker tries to tell me how to do my job have a great idea submission instructions one tear off a six inch piece two apply to mouth three go away me i have an mp3 rich kid i have an mp4 quiet kid i have an mp5 the whole class one day a teacher was talking about marriage in class teacher what kind of wife would you like johnny johnny i would want a wife like the moon teacher wow what a choice do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon johnny no i want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning [Music] when i think about books i touch my shelf me kills giant mouse to protect my kids the disney staff when you pull it out her she sneezes i didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed now i'm worried about my you follow her she follows back you like a pic of her she likes a pic of you you send her an epic she sends one back that is the law of equivalent exchange i covered her mouth during x and she started effing beat boxing there is a distance from any nuclear blasted which a frozen pizza would instantly be cooked to perfection well i mean i don't know if it being hit with a lot of radiation counts it is perfect but i'm gonna test it out someday chicken breast i love those crab raccoons you get at a chinese restaurant austrian man generously offers up his fully furnished basement area is accommodation for female ukrainian refugees by using vpn to change your ip to russian you can watch youtube free of ads she already has 12 guys telling her she's pretty be different send her money let's get exit out of school a guy with that nickname should not be teaching kids girls on their phone during class and talking teachers boys checking the time for two seconds on their phones wrong wrong correct i wish my life was easier click proof awesome online birth and death done here strange the gas prices keep getting higher but it still tastes exactly the same [Music] nuclear shopping i'm sorry what i'll fill up your whole tank this hashtag eternals [Music] 800 children infected with a v the clues led to one man james charles [Music] all the way from china i'm south korea not chinese regular law plus omg supreme what the f diesel bend over we provide ky jelly to help ease the pain of your next gas purchase tuning shop wow that's a nice car what you want to do with it guy i want this car to look like something from tuning shop say no more a tropical storm bearing my mother's name is heading for the beach where my dad is supposed to get married this weekend what are those small guitars from hawaii called again ukulele uk ladies yeah mouth i hear you're looking for a stud i got the e all i need is you breaking news dr since has found the cure after ligma took ninja's life doctor since went right to work to save humanity europe when the war is in the middle east europe when the war is actually within europe hold up when you're fart the loudest signature look of superiority in church if beings i was illegal i would be a criminal not because i'm zye because i my wife unfriendly countries according to russia countries where you can drink tap water never ask a woman her age a man his salary ukrainian farmer where he got his g14 amateur hi remember me i have bad news me too michael cheated on me oh i have good news what i hit him with my car hold up [Music] how was i born papa well your mommy was real drunk keep moving forward bro who the f and their sock for real like just catch it in your hand and bend yourself over and pour it in your app betty white and chris evans good to see cap dating someone his own age people who can't afford therapy what do you do cliff-based jumping [Music] 63 earths could fit inside uranus my gay friend just said to easy please tell me you're a boy when the arms dealer gives you guns instead of arms the nerve of some people it is only when a mosquito lands on your pulse that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence so what you doing your girl this like that when she so you see tell her friend not in cooking probably mean dude even a blind kid with no arms that has dyslexia can write better than this when she wants netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good good night oh hi steam what your friend is playing a game alef who likes this comment you should like your own comments so you can go f yourself they say there's a person capable of in every friendship group i suspected it was dave so i before he could cause any harm when you put 20 dollars in the tank and the gas lights still on how it started how it ended you cheated on me autumn and give me back my dog honey you killed a butterfly no butter for you for a month dad i also killed a cockroach today nice try help me step tractor i'm stuck so i was just in the men's room dude in the store had explosive diarrhoea i not being a robot laughed and the boomer two urinals down told me not to laugh i said bro don't talk to me while my d is in my hand and explosive diarrhea guy laughed whole thing was just bizarre imagine being british can't have tv can't have knives can't have flour can't have eggs and can't have any goddamn sprinkles where the f did you get any of that information it's all wrong i made it up my dad has all his kids in a group chat just to say things like this good morning my sons i may not be much to look at but i f like the government does anyone else feel like they're being watched central intelligence agency cia there my mum has a photo of me in her wallet and not of my siblings she said whenever she faces an obstacle she looks at my photo and the problem disappears i felt really touched till she said she also tells herself what other problem can be bigger than this one therapist sir isn't real it can't hurt you meanwhile sir words can't even describe how beautiful you are or thank you but numbers can two out of ten me trying to flirt my i bet it farts hard as f i love my baby but i wish he would stop saying this human form is limiting emergency meeting we stand with ukraine no standing soldier boy not even a soldier doctor ray ain't even a doctor keep it going adele isn't even a computer 163 by 326 equals one by two calm down calm down black panther and creed director ryan coogler was detained and handcuffed by atlanta police after he asked a bank of america teller to withdraw 12 000 in cash from his own checking account they thought he was trying to rob the bank and called the police [Music] ah what are you doing stepladder [Music] not a big fan of your chicken nuggets wendy's not a big fan of your existence you should reset character now u.s town rejects solar pharma midwire as it would suck up all the energy from the sun the make-a-wish kid when the nurse asked what his final wishes it ain't gonna self when she says no more finger i want d now and you have to pull out and go cry in your lifted pickup truck grandma grandma zip i wish i could help you sarah but i'm a family doctor and you're an orphan my team is like my family no support at all doc totally normal to get a during a exam me but i don't have a doc i do hide your grandma i'm headed out axe elderly temptations candy dish taco bell is the only place you can still get gas for 1.39 take me somewhere expensive vegan dog owner dice their dog delicious finally some good effing food someone nothing can go wrong in 2022 2022 [Music] prison guard you can choose your meal for today me hold up history teachers trying to explain everything that happened between 2020 to 2022. jackie chan peacefully passed by a store in koreatown nyc today at age 63. diarrhoea is hereditary how it runs in your jeans [Music] slapping my face for 24 hours in one video i paused the video but could still hear the sound coming from my parents bedroom i called my boyfriend with my friend's phone and he answered hey my love he just knew it was me i love him so much gas prices are unreal in war zone hey i'm breaking up with you what why oh sorry wrong person oh ok few scared me for a second wait what if stocks fall solely due to threat of nuclear war by the dip one if nuclear war doesn't happen then you make some profits two if nuclear war happens then you won't need the money stop don't shoot nice try [Music] no one him disney plans to start shooting bambias next live action remake very poor choice of words [Music] batman really is a billionaire he labels everything with strong branding synergy like they are his own merch friend let me get a bite of your sandwich the bite found out that one of my boyfriends has a wife today ah yes a nice big glass of warm milk before going to bed wait a minute horse stables customer do you work here me marin you know i'm straight so is spaghetti until it gets wet what is something common that has never happened to you never had a cavity never been on a jet plane never written a bat check never killed anyone who didn't deserve it imagine hating children i don't have to imagine i already have children [Music] me i'm not a virgin the other kid that's totally a cap me go ask your mum then everyone in the orphan center [Music] when you promised your daughters a pizza party if they helped you clean the house totino's party pizza four pizzas inside why would you want to explore spain apparently it's beautiful also funny mustache painter i think the funny moustache painter was from austria no i meant sam waiter were you thinking about you have been visited by gentle bob bob knows you're very stressed and will peacefully end the lives of your enemies soon his name is forest like his daddy why does my name always change when you introduce me to men the fact that you're holding up your hand while dating is gay until we meet again boys what people think arguing on the internet is like six nine what it's actually like four dumbf godzilla king of the monsters yes godzilla king of legs photoshop request can someone make it look like i'm holding a pit bull realized like 10 years too late you can probably have these you can't the inside layer is too tight so when you move the outside with your hand the inside doesn't move or so i'm told [Music] delivery time stated between 45 to 60 minutes but it was delivered within 25 minutes this was a bit of an inconvenience as i was deep in the wife at the time what's the worst way to start a speech at a funeral hello everyone and welcome to the unboxing one million views and i will do a taste test [Music] roses are red i live in asia here's five tik tok dances you can do to help ukraine fight russia choose one ngpu shortage 50 end world hunger 50 this truly shocked me this is 50 50. i can't believe you people don't want gpus the guy who invented constellations was like see those four stars that's a bear and everyone else was just too busy trying to not die from the plague to fight him on it airport security arrest russian man for trying to smuggle two usd out of russia dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it please hurry because i'm going to cry dad dad dad is dead you're next love moth spits mouth full of blood onto floor you have become far more powerful since we last crossed paths dentist please stop there's literally a sink right next to you sea turtles can live for years what's the secret to a long life a burden-free life mommy nope hussein after 9.8 seconds me after 9.8 seconds i made 1 500 on hands in three days i bet they paid her to not upload pretty sure those are medical students doing some research when you stick your tip in and she is already but wait there's more when you're level one and have to wear any armor you can get maybe not the message that should be put on axes damn girl you wear extra wet tonight turns on lights me waking up early so i can waste more time of the day there's 20 letters in the alphabet right 26 oh i forgot you are a qt that's 25 you'll get the d later big brother please no not again i'm only seven please [Music] that's my nissan back to school ads in the us uh i'm 45 but i have a body of 18 year old me prove it uh opens freezer me how did that get in there if you ever want to kill a now with a guy ask him what animals he thinks he could take in a fight what animal do you think you could take in a fight maybe a horse do i get prep time yeah but the horse gets it too then no please do not eat in the library the ants will get in and learn to read and get too smart and knowledge is power but power corrupts so they'll turn evil and take over the world you have to be a real piece of [ __ ] to throw your garbage out your car window i spent the whole day picking up trash along the highway as part of my community service for up my girlfriend and it's really made me develop a hatred for scumbags who litter happy father's day big brother happy father's day hey [Music] you ever remove just one thing from an outfit and it changes the look completely [Music] when you break up with your online gf and you hear your uncle crying wait something's not making sense here man utterly defeated after unknowingly eating cadbury cream egg worth up to 10k pounds my bae looked like rihanna you spelled bill cosby wrong bro dad can i have a party this weekend don't you need friends for a party with my cousin bank staff be like get a load of this guy [Music] when a guy with a super yacht starts a war instead of just chilling on the super yacht why though every time you say i hate mondays an orange cat and a lasagna will automatically teleport in front of you infinite food and also lasagna [Music] waffles are just pancakes with abs how it feels working at a kindergarten doctor i'm afraid you have her and alzheimer me at least i don't have the doctor austrian surgeon fine for amputating wrong leg what the f so we cut his left leg right [Music] me hey can i copy your homework friend yes but make it look different michael soft when you watch torn and aren't lying when you press the i'm 18 plus button i'm in the grown up world now justin elon musk and grimes secretly welcomed a second child a baby girl is that the name mario my girl saying we can try her turning around wearing a short for christian literature [Music] succeed 33d gay test if you see spider-man i have got bad news for you step one wake up step two take a she step three eat step four get out of bed step five have breakfast tim sorry but i licked your cat uh oh cool but why him the question should be where hold up [Music] russians when they find a one usd bill man happily includes wife's lover in their wedding photos cheating on me as part of her identity just focus on yourself king 911 what's your emergency hun batman is how long about 10 inches oh you meant the movie when your boyfriend's d has the same taste of your best friends [Music] johnny depp johnny deeper 50 cent one dollar ellen page ellen book beiance b twice nine gag nine gaga fair change spare change ma'am

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Id: 0mrnlIIzMqo

Length: 20min 45sec (1245 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 26 2022