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[Music] guitar strings bass strings ukulele strings piano strings [Music] club owners surveying the dance floor from their vip room you find a girlfriend she's from france she treats you like royalty she treats you like royalty remember kids stay in school yes mr spiderman remember kids stay away from crimes when you hear your neighbors arguing when you pass 30 but still don't have a boyfriend the quiet kid the project he did all by himself me about to go in front of class and do all the talking [Applause] chess but the kings are gay boys can do one thing that spider-man does realization at first i thought she's a pirate [Music] judge is sleeping peacefully after sentencing some guy for 50 years to a maximum security prison your generation is our nation's future what will you do to help our country me jaxy i'm leaving a character in a movie or show does something embarrassing in public me for some reason me hand me my phone my wife why you're driving almost 70 kilometers per hour me and me my phone [Music] pikachu seems interested in your mom i'm something of a pikachu myself [Music] diego 100 year old tortoise who single-handedly saved his species with his rapid x-drive is retiring he has 800 kids my time has come i don't know who needs to hear this but police are like a box of chocolates they'll kill your dog average australian pet f pronouns all my homies go by mate therapist your depression is cured credit card declines therapist today we shall learn how to deliver maximum emotional damage roman soldiers droop zul over hadrian's wall more than 1800 years ago wait until biggest of this [Applause] transforming a leaf into meat vegan carnivores omnivores finally some good effing food i'm five years old i was born five years ago i was born in 2017. i was born after pokemon go [Applause] [Music] don't know why everyone is drawing italian teefer but it's cute yahoo i'm gonna tell them don't you dare eleven-year-old me setting a username eighteen-year-old me logging in unable to change the name when you turn four years old and become sentient map of the countries in which a nobel prize winner has watched rule 30 40 for blender talk omg you should watch the office it's so funny me watching the office marvel fans when they watch a world war one documentary and there's no post-credits scene teasing hitler [Music] [Applause] tick-tock after inventing 15-year-old white girls with no talent when all your favorite youtubers starts promoting nfts and you have to unsubscribe how your name's not on our list of course not because i don't belong here i invented paid toilets extra hell in my eyes in my phone when someone unexpectedly calls me in my day off i'm masturbating i told you i would be doing that all day today on february 14th i will post i miss us comments on every couple photo i see some men just want to watch the world burn i work as a security guard at a samsung store guardian of the galaxy mentally sick physically thick vaccum or mask up both both both both is good my friend send me this and i don't know the source but i can't stop laughing everyone on my floor is coding software engineers doctors [Music] me i like you my crush i like you too the fbi headquarters who has been spying on me for five years cool but facts buds have never committed must add on a specific nation or people got performs miracles humans invent camera god since that day well now i'm not doing it [Music] 90 risk of transmission 30 risk of transmission 5 risk of transmission 1.5 risk of transmission nfts are a great idea zero percent risk of transmission woke mob removes snickers d vane so how big is your cat about three and a half octaves long what the f the movie the movie if the hero told the villain i love you study reveals cheese is as addictive as someone's mom has probably used you as a bad example to their kid until we meet again ibm me being tired all the time hungry but no appetite random pain not knowing why you feel frustrated sleeping like she dogs chocolate babies the most toxic cleaning product in the house this is some serious gourmet running birds look like anime villains before i played hades i had a small oh friends no girlfriend depression and absolutely no life these things haven't changed but the game is pretty good some say charmander is the best some say it's squirtle but deep down we all know that brock is the biggest simp ever my immune system as a kid my immune system at 40. here's the videos link the actual link right right 11 30 p.m i want to wake up at 7 30 a.m tomorrow sits alarm 7 30 a.m falls asleep wakes up 6am [Music] you can have a few rotten years and still thrive girls after them are laughing do it again boys after i don't feel a thing anymore internet explorer service will end in 2022 internet explorer in 2025 oh no finding a good song by an artist you have never heard of before realizing that none of their other songs are even that good [Music] wakey wakey 12 year old girls david is so hot david do not use blade to open ukrainian farmers seeing the russian army on the other side of the border they doing over there the perfect serial number doesn't exist teacher can anyone give me examples of things that are useless me raises hand teacher very good any other examples me [Music] hard to swallow pills this template is for facts not to express your stupid opinions 2040 grandpa what does mean [Music] flat earth is when they realize they have been breathing from the atmosphere and not from the atmo flat western world china building the world's largest high-speed rail world system in just 10 years accumulating debt of 900 billion usd and unable to pay it back semi-bake shell being big shell but attracted to only one gender well that just sounds like straight with extra steps elsa thinking it's acceptable to sing in the middle of the night people of arendelle life hack when cutting bagels put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady works only 10 times though me wondering how you use a knife with a fingerless hand guy who made the joke guy who said it louder in front of the whole class when you spell a really long word correctly without looking it up i'm smart are you trying to sleep yes now shut up if you cut off your left arm your right arm would be left one day you're young and the next you're going to the grocery store just to get a little mental health break black metal fans are like that's my favorite band car companies nowadays everyone should buy an electric vehicle for a greener healthier lifestyle until next time friends well make it affordable for everyone to buy them then yeah bunch of greedy [ __ ] until we meet again millennial budgets according to boomer media 10 rent healthcare education 90 avocado toast when your mom bursts into your room to yell at you for playing video games but you're reading a book excellent wording in the essay no spelling or grammatical errors due yesterday no you can't just screenshot an nft yes i can stop stop where are you going i'm in hurry i must go out now who are you i'm fart such a beautiful sunset me as a who won the rest haunting me hey sorry can we reschedule my introverted marvel villains dc villains blending into the crowd be like let me check my wow i got a lot of new followers from italy wonder why that is silent hill 1 a wheelchair at an elementary school wait disabled kids go to school too harambe photo to be sold as nft on 5th anniversary of his death a picture of a planet 5 billion kilometers away bank security cameras dumb and dumber 2022 i have reached 300 meters under the sea the pressure here is immense all the cool kids did all the cool kids you say when you look for an adult to handle the situation and realize that you're the adult me watching reruns of the simpsons to find out what we have to deal with next microsoft buys activision you realize some of the older cods you never got to play could be added to game pass there's something so human about seeing your peaceful significant other and bothering them a little for your own amusement girls tyler is so hot also tyler bully bull is disabled kid disabled kid stands up and punches him blind kid you can walk quiet kid you can see teacher you can talk the other students i pay three dollars per month to save all my videos in cloud i upload videos to youtube and make them private same day delivery guy at 11 59 pm taxi driver in a romantic comedy bringing the guy to the airport before the girl leaves eating meat is healthy right yup and lettuce tomatoes bread and onions are too yup so all together a burger is very healthy that makes sense to me so mom can i eat a burger no it's unhealthy crew mate there is one imposter among us russia cancels screening of bts concert film for being gay we go to russia men are creating ai girlfriends and then verbally abusing them i threatened to uninstall the app and she begged me not to me and my boys going back in time to give to our parents and erase our existence choose one be rich read minds invisibility remove all cringe moments from my life me trying to shave my my you didn't have to cut me off travel forward in time 500 years travel back in time to any year 8 32 pm where does vanilla flavoring come from 8 43 p.m how to forget what you just read hdmi kids won't understand 2019 me 20 22 me me my jokes making people laugh making people worry about my mental health i want to date a girl with big you are superficial and creepy i want to date a guy with tattoos and a beard i know right me too roses are red when i'm tired i often yawn german video game at labels china west taiwan i love honey but you know what i don't love people who don't flush the toilet after they have ishi disgusting boomers gen z millennials hating gen z m m's just got a rebrand and people are furious that they made the green one less sigh me wondering who the f finds them and m's i have you ever noticed how joji looks exactly like filthy frank from youtube a seattle man received a 1.1 million dollar bill for his 19 treatment her 19 treatment cost more than 1 million who's going to pay for it people trying not to die u.s healthcare there are always consequences me baits as soon as i lay down in bed the employees of the mattress store when you go to the strip club with your sister's credit card but then you get employees discount perry takes off his hat doofenshmirtz i have never met this man in my life others with time machine i'm your granddaughter oh i can't believe it me with time machine just eat that rat poison and stuff so i don't want to suffer in future shut the f up before i run back in time and give your dad a thicker music i play out loud music i really like to listen to push means push means pull and everyone if you i test share if you see secret image you son of a bee why i haven't made any friends in college me when the lecture ends when you have already checked your five usual apps and don't know what else to do with your day how the killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes students after graduating i do not know how to get a job i don't know how to pay taxes all i know is that a plus b whole square equals a square plus b square everyone mad that their younger selves made a cringy username they can't change me using the same stupid username that i made when i was 8 for everything you are what you eat african children mother f chinese children my dad angry cause i ate his special skittles me who can actually taste the rainbow seven-year-old me after four hours of sitting in the back of the white van where candy when you find a funny meme you see the tick tock watermark 2000 streaming good you pause the video i'll keep on loading while you do other stuff streaming in 2022 not playing can't buffer us government might go to war with russia panic realize that nobody in their right mind would do that because it would be dumbest option possible calm realize it's the government and it's the dumbest option possible very panic parents children's interests why is my child always depressed must be a phase trying to sleep because i'm tired unable to sleep because i'm tired me the maturity leaving my body when my teacher says fair change spare change ma'am

Channel: Dark Theme Meme

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Length: 17min 44sec (1064 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 24 2022