Ultimate Speedster Tier List (Based on Consistency)

hey guys welcome to the definitive Speedster tier list even though I said I was done with speedsters this is truly the last stage because we're not just measuring if a Speedster lost to bad writing we're measuring how badly a Speedster lost to bad writing and remember consistency is objective so first CW fles one of the dumbest characters ever written I'm sure most of you guys are already familiar with him which is why I'm going to place him first so you guys can use him as a benchmark on this Speedster Spectrum B basically CW flash is able to freeze time and on top of that he has all these abilities that just make it insufferable every time this dude clowns himself in the dumbest ways so he's going to go in after let's get started now every time I've talked about red Rush most people in the comments section would collectively agree that red Rush is a well-written Speedster and listen this is just speculation but I also really think that most people just can't handle criticism with what they like like I said anyone can talk [ __ ] about CW flash but when it's invincible people are like like hm yeah wait wait what you say I have gotten a lot of dumbass counters but to be fair my stance on red Rush is spread across three videos and I obviously don't expect someone to sit down and watch three of my videos so to prove why red Rush is a bad Speedster I'm going to quickly go over everything so the first scene with red Rush is him zipping back and forth relocating people nothing really important here other than yeah this is pretty fast so on the next scene he's talking to his girlfriend and then he instantly suits up and does this [ __ ] what is this yeah yeah yeah think about not only how fast you would have to be but how fast you would have to perceive things to instantly tie a dude up with wires on a pull but guess what comment section Ms are way more stubborn than that so then he says that a brief conversation is like hours to him shout out to the Invincible writers and then we get to the fight scene red Rush saves Immortal and then a second later he saves ball weapon Girl by blocking omn man's punch the punch also makes a shock wve on Landing very [ __ ] in interesting so then red Rush saves Fish Guy showing that he's way faster than omn man to be able to evade attacks that aren't even directed at him and then red Rush starts attacking omnimystery running up to omn man and staring at him for minutes so after doing this twice omn man then pulls a 900 IQ fortnite play by looking the other way and then catching red Rush's punch without even looking red Rush obviously having the perception of tie a dude up on a pull instantly just decides to let omn man slowly lift up his hand and grab his arm so then omn man lets go of red Rush's hand and from Red Rush's perception slowly puts his hand on each side of red Rush's face red Rush having the perception of be able to literally walk away while this is happening decides to stay and admire omn man's face there's nothing as beautiful as true love guys and then omn man is somehow able to generate enough force from this position to crush red Rush's head even though a full force punch from 10 seconds ago didn't even affect him and red Rush being so sexually attracted to omn man decides to slap him repeatedly instead of kicking away from this fake ass power level ass what the [ __ ] even is that so yeah now that I've provided the literally just red Rush scenes how a logical person would see them it's time to address some dumbass arguments that people keep using so the first defense is omn baited him and and you would think that there's more but that's it they basically just explain what happens and I I agree it's just like this scene where the flash was getting predictable and Captain Cold noticed it so he froze the fire hydrant and the Flash ran into it another argument is yeah the reason red Rush stopped every time he punched was because he didn't want to break his hand on omnimancer blocked omn man's punch creating a shock wave and he didn't even react and even if he knew he would break his hand punching why the [ __ ] is he attacking him then use a weapon you stupid [ __ ] and even if he's dumb enough to punch him at normal speed have you ever punched a solid object and this one I think is pretty funny isn't it possible that red Rush is saying that to cover up for being a shitty boyfriend and no because apparently this scene is a setup for this scene where it's like oh my God guys it's so disturbing how red Rush is dying in slow mo oce and I'm just going insane because if he experienced literally dying in slow motion then he also experienced omn man slowly lifting up his [ __ ] hand in slow motion but the funny part about this argument is that you actually assume the Invincible writers have enough skill to write Nuance like that how could the greatest you not be enough thank you bro now I know mate in this video praising red Rush was like oh well that's two out of three wins so that's pretty good but honestly no because every shitty Rider is going to show off crazy Speedster Powers when the plot allows them to CW flash sometimes also dunks on his enemies it's in how they make the Speedster lose that shows whether or not they understand Speedster Powers now am I saying that it's impossible that omn man beats red Rush no of course not but the way red Rush loses directly contradicts the previous scenes so red Rush goes in F tier now the last defense I want to bring up is what most people come up with to justify red Rush omn man is a Speedster and like yeah nice job d in your own hole you [ __ ] [ __ ] omn man is way more important to the show than red rush and in saying that omn man is a Speedster they then extend that to every single opponent omn man has gone up against that includes a mortal these robots the dragon and the [ __ ] Guardians of the globe apparently flying super fast does not give you speed react but there is one moment where omn man kills this dude and you clearly see the super speed effect that is not present in any of these other fights and if you're going to argue that every fight happens in slow motion helicopters don't move at super speed you [ __ ] idiot and these fights are literally broadcasted in real time to normal ass people how stupid can you be both omnimancer because they are speedsters that neglect their speed now in my original video I gave a train a pass there's two instances where he loses and that includes the heart problems which I not only found to be engaging for the character but also the action scenes and then when he gets snuck up on that is an actual way to beat a Speedster but he's also not perfect he definitely has perception judging from when he instantly got into this car or instantly injected himself with needles but then there's this part where chimico grabs his face and he just doesn't see it coming and then of course you have the whole plot where atran is afraid of homelander the truth is that if huy can impact homelander yeah atran could definitely do way more I would argue that atran could probably generate more power than soldja boy however homelander wouldn't die and there's always the great risk of homelander snapping a train can't fly and he has loved ones so guys I'm actually feeling pretty good about a train I don't think it's a fair criticism for me to say oh well they're probably going to mess him up later even if I do kind of feel like that but really the only problem is the chimico scene which is honestly pretty embarrassing but not nearly as bad as anything red rush or the flash do so a train is going straight to B tier but wait guys homelander is a Speedster now here's my thought process just like I don't think it's fair for a director to say something in an interview and then use that to justify the movie I don't think a director can just say oh yeah that's Canon only one episode though but again you idiots are digging your own grave again how many moments in this show does homelander straight up not have speed react but then you also have people saying well if homelander fighting soldja boy then soldja boy also has to have super speed they're fighting in super speed and oh wow Starlight and a normal human with no powers are then talking at super speed speed and then they also just ignore homelander getting a car thrown on top of him like why why do you idiots bring up such stupid points for no reason I actually want to address that people get mad at me for quote unquote disrespecting my viewers first of all when did it become disrespectful to insult somebody's intelligence I don't know you as a person your intelligence isn't relevant to who you are as a person put yourself in my shoes what are the possibilities for why someone would post a comment like this a the man just really likes the boys and this is his way of Defending it that would make him an insecure validation seeking [ __ ] B this guy genuinely thinks soldier boy has super speed that means he lacks basic logic and that makes him a [ __ ] see this guy have recall soldier boy having super speed but he's going to post a comment like he's sure about it that would make him a [ __ ] idiot now when I call you an idiot I'm also not saying that you're eternally an idiot that's the thing about your brain it can grow you can gain basic logic and I hope you do but so many people on the internet have such an eagle that I would rather just give them a wakeup call homelander as a Speedster goes in F minus tier and I recognize that I'm spending too much time on these dudes so I'll stop bringing up arguments and I hope you guys trust me to give correct and honest ratings just remember what Franco said it's okay to enjoy [ __ ] writing ah here we freaking go with my man the goat I can't cannot think of any mistake they made with this dude the only half argument I can think of is like this part where he maybe could have used super speed to get out of there but as we learned 5 seconds later he truly believed that Mega mine deserved an explanation and this ice cube is already a dead giveaway so yeah the perfect example of a god being a god s tier so easily Dash here's the thing about dash at 100% 1,000% stand by the fact that this is how most beaster should be written but he wasn't perfect a lot of people brought up this Thumbtack scene and yeah that's actually disgusting it's a shame because afterwards he's so consistently like 200 mph but when I was thinking about this scene Dash obviously has a level of perception because 200 M hour is still pretty fast but ultimately Dash is still held back by these comedy moments which aren't that straight up broken as you'll see later but he still is a very good Speedster 100 mile dash has to be the best Speedster scene of all time and don't even argue you know it's true so Dash goes in B tier respect guys I can't believe I'm about to say this but squirrel from Over the Hedge is one of the best beaters ever in the beginning he's just kind of like a dash type guy he's really fast but he's also a squirrel so he's pretty weak but then they give him cocaine and he freezes time but he doesn't just freeze time and get caught in a weird way he singlehandedly ends the movie that's how you do a Speedster now he does actually get caught and he does make some dumb decisions but the movie almost goes out of its way to show us how dumb this dude is like it's one one thing when a grown ass man acts like a [ __ ] but this is a dumbass P brain squirrel I was honestly thinking of putting him in a tier because you could make the argument that the dumbness is contrived to the movie's favor but honestly I buy it so I'm going to put him in eser yeah dreamer is just the goat when it comes to speedsters X-Men Quake silver one of the fastest time in a bottle scenes ever it's just self-explanatory like look at this but obviously he loses to some of the worst writing ever just so you guys know apocalypse has to hibernate and mutate into someone else's body to gain Powers so he doesn't have super speed but he's able to react in a fraction of a nanc judging from the previous scene and he's able to perceive quicksilver in slow [ __ ] motion and then he just instantly summons an earth trap with [ __ ] molecular Precision but just in case you're a delusional [ __ ] Quicksilver then just decides to stop using super speed and gets his leg broken at TI and holy [ __ ] guys I didn't even realize that Quicksilver was in another EXP Man movie like what the [ __ ] is this oh [ __ ] and by the way apocalypse F minus tier worst Speedster of all time MCU Quicksilver the owner of the worst film editing ever oh [ __ ] okay what what where the [ __ ] did Quicksilver go how the [ __ ] where the what the [ __ ] is Quicks over doing right now he's a Speedster okay the Thor's up there cool what the [ __ ] his death where apparently he pushes Hawkeye for him to die by being at the exact distance with the exact amount of energy to hit the bullets and barely save Hawkeye this has to be the luckiest kill in ultron's career but honestly most of the time in this movie I don't know what quick Quicks silver is doing he kind of just appears disappears and then appears again when the scene really needs him to so yeah it's not just about how you die it's also about how you're written in Quicksilver is just mentally slow like I don't even know what to tell you D tier girl from eternals is really fast but it's never shown to have time in a bottle moments but the way she seamlessly zooms through a city shows that she has to have some sort of enhanced perception but her speed drastically changes within scenes like this super Superman fight scene she's just Clowning on them but then here she's just like slow what like what she's honestly just inconsistently written so deer not offensive but still pretty bad so this Speedster named Agent Shield can essentially freeze time but her quote unquote limitation is that she returns to where she was once she's done how long until she's reverted don't ask that question I genuinely don't see how reverting back is a limitation other than just like traveling but who the [ __ ] messes up traveling nobody so okay freeze time and knock them all out oh you're just going to grab their guns and put them in a pile okay you're a [ __ ] idiot what why why the [ __ ] are you not using your super speed what are you doing oh my oh you just got your [ __ ] arms chopped off while in super speed bro get the [ __ ] [Music] out a tier Road Runner in Speedy Gonzalez it's finally time for their day in the sun it kind of reminds me of this show that I used to watch when I was little Oscar I don't know if you guys ever watched it but I did Sonic is instantly shown to be one of the fastest speedsters ever being able to freeze time and use super speed while time is Frozen and in the second movie you can tell that they let go of that to make a more tangible story where Sonic is just a dash type guy but you cannot ignore the first movie it's probably a situation where they were coming up with ideas for Sonic 2 and they were like okay we're going to have Sonic and Knuckles fight and and uh why the [ __ ] did you let him freeze time Kyle F TI Ben 10 ugliest show I've ever watched he has an alien transformation and he's insane he can slow down time relocate people punch super fast he can make tornadoes and then he does this and this D tier DC e you flash which I'm only going to be looking at Zack Snider's version he makes some pretty stupid decisions like in this scene where he just runs at Superman like what the [ __ ] are you doing dumbass you're just going to run at Superman he also gets shot which people have said it's like a fan situation but Barry is literally shown to slow down time when he moves fast so he should have easily been able to dodge it and it's kind of important since this mistake literally ends the world so I do honestly have to put him in De tier Barry is inexperienced but at the same time he's literally not in experience like he clearly knows what he's capable of Superman is a guy who you guys have clowned me twice on the first time you guys said that he didn't know there was Kryptonite in the bomb and the second time you guys said that Superman doesn't even know what Kryptonite is but he still gets grabbed that normal speed against doomsday which doomsday does not use super speed since the fog and fire are not slowed down and I find it pretty [ __ ] contrived how Superman regains his powers but conveniently not speed react they also forgot Superman has x-ray vision Wonder Woman does not have super speed so why the [ __ ] are you not using super speed right now so yeah I'm going to say d tier for Superman Flash movie Flash is definitely different from SN flash because the whole rules are different but yeah the speeder is also pretty bad the movie actually introduces like an energy mechanic that goes nowhere Barry in the scene just loses speed react for literally no reason and then he just does nothing in this scene like I get that young Barry is inexperienced but he's not a [ __ ] idiot he's a smart kid and there's no way he wouldn't be able to do anything you don't even have to know how to fight if you can just freeze time and shove sticks up people's asses also the timeline rule set in this movie is just illogical like why does changing the past also change what came before it and the final battle where they try everything but it's a Canon event yeah that's some pretty [ __ ] lazy writing bro and then you have the worst Time in a Bottle scene I think I've ever seen like I don't even know what to say about it it just blows my mind D tier for the criminal [Music] F tier one punch man everyone in the comments I couldn't even tell if they were genuinely offended that I've never watched this show but now I did and while the premise was promising the dialogue was some of the most basic $3 dialogue I have ever seen But the difference between this show and something like Invincible or Spider-Man PS4 is that it didn't take itself that seriously but then also there's a lot of filler and not even like episode to episode but like there's so many scenes that could have been cut down or just like cut entirely and honestly the concepts they explore are just the most basic [ __ ] you could think of but even though these are less skilled writers they still have brains and one punch man is s tier so that is such a good way to end this oh my God you [ __ ] Chuck [ __ ] Chuck is pretty fine he freezes time but he also freezes himself on multiple occasions when he shouldn't have but it's nothing that offensive so I'm going to put him in C tier and wait they made a second movie no no no they didn't no no no no all right so [ __ ] we have Dragon Ball Z and I think this guy is a Speedster stop man what the [ __ ] is this get now guys there are a good amount of speeders that I straight up just said no to I know a lot of you guys ask me about specific Speeders but I'm telling you guys it's just basic logic if you want to know if a speeder's consistent just think about it and be honest with yourself or don't I don't really care I remember I said that the last Speedster video would be my last and the reason why was because I truly didn't find consistent writing impressive and that was the entire point of the video video so here's the tier list soak it in we hit 10,000 subscribers recently so this is my way of repaying you guys I love you and thank you so much

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Published: Mon Oct 16 2023