Ultimate President Donald J. Trump Funny Moments Compilation 2015/16 - Thug Life

let me talk why it helped so much the time Hillary is so corrupt excuse me well I also happen to call him a lightweight okay and I have said that so I would like to take that back he's really not that much of a lightweight and as far as and I have to say this I have to say this he hid my hands nobody has ever hit my hands I've never heard of this what look at those hands are they small head and he referred to my hands if they're small something else must be small I guarantee you there's no problem I guarantee okay moving on but my tone you heard the other night at the bait they asked Ted Cruz serious question well what do you think of waterboarding is it okay and honestly I thought he'd say absolutely and he didn't he said well it's still you know he's concerned about the answer because some people she just said a terrible thing you know what she said shout it out because I don't want to okay you're not allowed to say and I never expect to hear that from you again she said I never expect to hear that from you again she said he's a pussy that's tired her five hundred and five billion dollars we're gonna lose that five hundred and five billion oh by the way I don't like this Mike whoever the hell birth is Mike's system dump the son of a bitch to put it in I'll tell you Speer notice Mike is terrible stupid Mike keeps popping you hear that George don't pay him don't pay him you know I believe in paying but when somebody does a bad job like this stupid Mike you shouldn't pay the best in terrible terrible it's true and you gotta be tough with your people cuz they'll pay they don't care they'll pay so we're not gonna pay I guarantee I'm not paying for this mic every every - every two minutes I hear like boom boom anyway I hope it's okay for you out there but it really is but you are real look it up look up this back up to the rafters man holy mackerel well I want to thank your eminence this is really great to be with you again we love it Governor Cuomo a great Senators hi Chuck he used to love me when I was a Democrat you know that they had her on tape all of a sudden that story change she says her stories remain exactly the same she was knocked a little bit of this to you that she was knocked off found if you remain standing you mind if I read you her saver I mean give me a break you know the problem is everybody dumps people when there's a like a sign of political incorrectness I'm just going to read if I can find it she said she watches knocked off balance she said she was almost knocked off balance right here's what you said you want to read it do you want me to do it your professional announcer what here is the bottom part the but now that's an exact quote from her prior to seeing the cameras and now she says well I'd better change my story I guess this quote says I was jolted backwards someone had grabbed me tightly by the arm and yanked me down I almost fell to the ground okay well did you do to maintain my balance nonetheless I was shaken campaign managers aren't supposed to try to forcefully throw reporters to the ground she did not know she did not go down the ground now let me just say it before she knows folks look I'm a loyal person I'm going to be loyal to the country I'm going to be loyal to Wisconsin we have to tell it like it is it would be so easy for me to terminate this man ruined his life ruined his families got four beautiful children in New Hampshire ruined his whole everything and say you're fired okay I fired many people especially on the apprentice but look what she says Michelle feels I hope by the way she's not a baby okay in her own words exactly I was jolted backwards well she wasn't I mean she's standing there someone had grabbed me tightly by the arm tightly and yanked me down she wasn't yanked down she was like she didn't have any expression if somebody in this audience get whacked gets hurt including me you get hit a little bit you go wow there's no no emotion okay wait a minute I almost fell to the ground I almost felt a grunt she didn't almost fall to the ground she got in her way and by the way she was grabbing me am I supposed to press charges against her oh my arm is yours Justin Anderson my arm is just killing me it's never been the same you've suggested you might excuse me excuse me I didn't suggest oh yeah you did it no no I tweeted sweetie she's a judge should I press charge are you going to I don't know maybe I should write because you know what she was she was grabbing me when they put Marco on to refute President Obama's speech do you remember that catastrophe and he's like this and we will huh huh I need water help me I need water help and he's right this is on live television this total choke artist it's Rubio that's what it unbelievable we just you know wants to be a tough guy a lot of times you'll have you'll have and it doesn't work very well how tough is it exactly times property here on the hill Tony well let me talk quiet helped us the time that's all of his donors and special interests so what it is that's what and by the way let me just tell you we needed tickets you can't get them you know who has the tickets for the I'm talking about to the television audience donors special interest the people that are putting up the money the RNC told us we have all donors in the audience and the reason they're not loving me the reason they're not excuse me the reason they're not loving me is I don't want their money I'm going to do the right thing for the American public I don't want their money I don't need their money and I'm the only one up here that can say that wouldn't have the Keystone pipeline that you want so badly without eminent Omar you have massive excuse me judge you wouldn't have massive factories without evidence what's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J Trump's hair a wet raccoon doesn't have 7 billion fucking dollars in the back plus you know they say when you do this kind of an event you always start out with a self-deprecating joke some people think this would be tough for me but the truth is the truth is I'm actually a modest person very modest true in fact many people tell me that modesty is perhaps my best quality even better than my temperament but last night they said that was the most vicious debate in the history of politics presidential debate the most vicious and I don't know we're supposed to be proud of that and we supposed to be a happy but they did say that and I'm trying to think back to Lincoln I don't think that you can really compete with that but the candidates have some light-hearted moments together which is true I have no doubt that Hillary is going to laugh quite a bit tonight sometimes even at an appropriate moment and even tonight with all of the heated back-and-forth between my opponent and me at the debate last night we have proven that we can actually be civil to each other in fact just before taking the dais Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said pardon me and I very politely replied let me talk to you about that after I get into office and you know we have some low-energy people they're really low I'm not going to say Jeb is low-energy but he's pretty long who would you rather have negotiate with Iran Trump or yeah how about this Trump or Hillary so uma now is one of the people that it all sort of came through OMA who is uma married to one of the great sleaze bags of our time Anthony Weiner did you know that she's married to Anthony Weiner you know the little thing being Bing Bamba I love you very much so now think of it so OMA is getting classified secrets she's married to Anthony Weiner who's a perv oh yes he is and out that he was a really bad guy so she's married to Anthony Weiner do you think there's even a 5% chance that she's not telling Anthony Weiner now of a public relations firm what the hell is coming across do you think there's even a little bit of a chance I don't think so are there any women in this room who are in love with their husbands who wouldn't be telling them everything you would or wouldn't know she said I wouldn't but I'm in love now you will nice one you don't read from a speech ladies and gentlemen thank you very much for being here or Hillary with the teleprompters every single time and whether you go north and south or east and west Donald Trump is a bad person Donald Trump made a lot of money in Atlantic City but he hurt the little people she goes at the little people he hurt the little bit didn't their lives have been destroyed for doing 1/5 of what you've done and it's a disgrace and honestly you ought to be ashamed of you Clinton I want to follow on it I'm gonna let you talk about it now because everything he just said is absolutely false but I'm not surprised in the first debate and we in the diversity audience needs to call down here that it would be impossible it's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country because you'd be in jail Secretary Clinton a woman she's supposed to fight all of these different things and she can't make it 15 feet to her car give me a break give me a break she said if somehow she gets elected she wants me to be without question either her ambassador to Iraq or to Afghanistan it's my choice but one of the things I noticed tonight and I've known Hillary for a long time is this is the first time ever ever that Hillary is sitting down and speaking to major corporate leaders and not getting paid for it you know last night I called Hillary a nasty woman but this stuff is all relative after listening to Hillary rattle on and on and on I don't think so badly of Rosie O'Donnell anymore in fact I'm actually starting to like Rosie a lot I was born 63 years ago looked up and I saw my mom mom my mom is the strongest woman I know she was at my left right I've been in the middle I didn't hear that I didn't hear it I didn't hear it but it could have been fouled so I just went I'm doing this for the press anybody that says something like that I will reprimand them who said it I didn't say anything you are reprimanded okay first of all Rand Paul shouldn't even be on this stage he's number 11 he's got 1% in the polls and how he got up here there's far too many people anyway as far as temperament and we all know that as far as temperament I think I have a great temperament I'm very concerned about him having him in charge of the nuclear weapons because I think his response his visceral response to attack people on their appearance short tall fat ugly my goodness that happened in junior high are we not way above that would we not all be worried to have someone like that in charge of the nuclear perspective mr. Trump I never attacked him on his look and believe me there's plenty of subject matter right there that I can tell you Jake Jake I want to I want to give mr. Trump oh we have a protester we have a protest we have a bro out out out be nice out get them out of here yeah you know you really say where do these people come from bye-bye so we've had three singles so far I tell you what where do these people come you know I'll tell you what we have another one over here another single I get out of here get out of here get out of here looks like a nice little guy actually go home to mommy go home bye go home to mommy go home to mommy tell her to tuck you in bed he's such a nice guy nasty little I'll tell you that's the people our Trump rallies fun are these fun right are you okay yoga are you all right go the WikiLeaks emails show that Hillary Clinton staff even has to give her secret notes on when she needs to smile smile Hillary smile hey folks we have to get back to work our country's in trouble we can't play games anymore smile you believe it smile I don't want that to happen but I fans they really love we have an unbelievable bond ribbon you retweet some of those it's not just the fan of it not the more nasty ones you would be amazed that the ones I don't read to attend Val uh well that there was a retweet yeah did I say that many times oh okay excuse me and I got the chance to meet the people who are working so hard to get her elected there they are the heads of NBC CNN CBS ABC there's the New York Times right over there and the Washington Post and working overtime true true oh this one's going to get me in trouble not with Hillary people like me from previous months okay total control bing bing bong bong Bing Bing Bing you know that is right maybe it works for Hillary always it's gonna be jabbar anybody on yes on the stairs a businessman I got along with Clinton I got along with everybody that was my job to get along with people but the simple life do you think one second no I didn't want to go I could not take more energy tonight I like that look I was asked to clock in what it was my obligation as a businessman to my family to my company to my employees to get along with all politicians I got along with all of them and I did a damn good job in doing it go ahead so most importantly I brought my Bible okay and you know it's First Presbyterian Church Jamaica and this was written by my mother with my name with my this a long time ago with my name with my address with everything in case I lost it somebody would return it you know in the old days if you lost something they returned it today a little bit less so you up this clown Marco Rubio I've been so nice to him I've been so nice I've been so nice and then now two days ago he said he would take his pants off and moon everybody and that's fine nobody reports that he gets up and says that and then he tells me on my language was a little bit rough okay my language under case it can be a gray governor King I'd like to address an important religious matter the issue of going to confession or as Hillary calls it the fourth of July weekend with FBI director Comey now I'm told Hillary went to confession before tonight's event but the priest was having a hard time when he asked her about her sins and she said she couldn't remember 39 times now Hillary is so corrupt she got kicked off the Watergate Commission how corrupt you have to be to get kicked off the Watergate Commission pretty correct Hillary is and has been in politics since the 70s what's her pitch the economy is busted the government's corrupt Washington is failing vote for me I've been working on these problems for 30 years I can fix it she says I wasn't really sure if Hillary was going to be here tonight because I guess you didn't send her invitation by email or maybe you did and she just found out about it through the wonder of WikiLeaks we've learned so much from WikiLeaks for example Hillary believes that it's vital to deceive the people by having one public policy and a totally different policy in private that's okay I don't know who they're angry at Hillary you all right for example here she is tonight in public pretending not to hate Catholics now if some of you haven't noticed Hilary isn't laughing as much as the rest of us that's because she knows the jokes and do all of the jokes were given to her in advance of the dinner by Donna Brazile which is everyone knows of course Hilary's belief that it takes a village which only makes sense after all in places like Haiti where she's taken a number of them how great how great earth how great are they I I turn on my television one night and I see these two on television I say they are the greatest what is it they became an internet sensation I hope you've manataj de la Madrid you want to do a little routine come on go well first of all I'm glad that the media can see us and all so let it go let it go I see you I want everybody to know yes that we stand behind Donald J weight support Donald J shop we endorse Donald thanks Ron and this is going to be our next president of the silent majority hot spoken baby yes don't get it twisted that's right none listen he gonna put that wall up yeah he go bail that he don't build it and he goes failed and you don't feel at all and let's go protect us on you home protect us all wait I'll both that's taught me to fall doing no we don't want that wall Donald J Trump that one thank you god bless you and God bless america you

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Length: 25min 0sec (1500 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 26 2016

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No way to compete with this level of Alpha. If Yang debates him, he has to focus on the $1000. Trump vs most of these dems would be utter destruction. I saw Pete get heckled the other day by Berners and he looked stunned. Warren would freeze. Biden would just be the butt of a 1000 jokes. Bloomberg will get smashed for being little. Sanders might do ok, but that's it.

[u/Adalwolf311]

As much as people dislike Trump, you gotta admit, he’s fucking hilarious.

[u/bdot4yang]

It just feels like Trump was born for TV not for president. I kind of feel sad for him in a way that he is so hated, but at his heart he's just a narcissist entertainer - and he's really good at it.