TYRUS: COME WITH US A FEW I WOULD, JUST GETTING WHAT ABOUT THE "FOX NEWS" SATURDAY NIGHT IS GOOD NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU, HOPELESS ROMANTICS OUT THERE, OR STRAPPED FOR CASH MCDONALD'S IS NOW CATERING WEDDINGS. OMG IN THE PACKAGE STARTS AT ONLY $200 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN USE MAKE BUCKS FOR THAT WERE NOT IN EVERYBODY NO THOSE WERE RIGHT WILL OKAY NO MANAGE GROUP AND FOR THAT, YOU GET 100 CHICKEN SANDWICH IS 100 NUGGETS. BUT THERE IS A CATCH FOR NOW, IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN INDONESIA, OH MAN. THIS FAKE NEWS. SORRY. FOR BETTER OR WORSE, WE WERE TOLD THAT IT COULD BE AVAILABLE HERE SOON. SUE WAS THE WORST MEAL IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD ANY WEDDING. I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE CAKE IN JOINING ME NOW TO DISCUSS THE WEST OF FOX AND FRIENDS, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR AND BC BRUCE, .COM FOUNDER DOCTOR JANET AND ALSO BRIAN KILMEADE AND I WASTE GROWING THIS, AND DOCTOR J IN MY FRIEND IN YEARS COMEDIAN JOE AND SORRY LIZ WAS SHORT. SO YOU WILL BE BACK WITH YOU JOE. >> IMAGINE TELLING YOUR FRIENDS ARE HAVING A DESTINATION WEDDING IN INDONESIA AND THEY GET THERE IT IS MCDONALD'S THAT IS PERFECT AND I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA AND I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR SOMEONE SAY THAT OUT DOCUMENTING WIFE AND WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT. [LAUGHTER] JOE: I THINK BURGER KING IS A PLACE THAT YOU WANT TO GO BECAUSE YOU GET THE CROWDS, AND YOU CAN PUT A RING ON IT AND ONION RING ON IT THIS PERFECT. TYRUS: AND YOU CAN HAVE IT YOUR WAY AND OTHERS AND OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE GOING TO REGISTER AT WALMART AND WALGREENS HEARD AS A DOCTOR FROM A MEDICAL STANDPOINT, THIS IS A GOOD MILF TO HAVE ANY WEDDING NIGHT. >> WELL THIS IS SO FROM FANTA, IS THE PERFECT RECIPE LIVING NUMBER, BUT I DO THINK WITH ALL OF THE CHOLESTEROL THE CELLS, ENOUGH ABOUT TILL DEATH DO US PART BY COME EARLIER BUT HEY, I MEAN, WE ARE IN AN ECONOMY THAT IS STRUGGLING INFECTIONS OF ANY THIS VERY YOU KNOW I CAN KNOW MAKE IT HELP SO YOU DON'T BLAME THEM, THEY ARE DOING THE BEST WE CAN. >> WILL PEOPLE MISTREAT WELL THERE ARE PEOPLE MISTREAT YOU SAY THAT YOU CHIEF AND I LIKE TO USE THE TERM FRUGAL SUSAN HAPPILY MARRIED MEN AND YOU CAN EVER CONSIDER LIKE AN ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL THANK YOU YOU RENEW YOUR VOWS IN ORDER FROM THE DOMINO. >> WELL THAT'S WERE SETTLING THOUSAND OCCASIONALLY WHEN I WANT YOU BACK. I HAVE CABLE NOW WE HAVEN'T TRUMP WOULD ANY GET MESSED FOOD FOOTBALL TEAM AND HE SAID LISTEN, THIS IS ALL AMERICAN A NUMBER TWO, BUT ALWAYS WELL WITH YOU GUYS GOT THIS, I CAN LEND YOU MONEY, FOR THE WEDDING WE CAN DO A CHEAP AND YOU CAN KEEP THE MONEY FOR YOUR HOUSE AS OF THIS TO ME WOULD MAKE A LOT OF ECONOMICS DOESN'T WASTE MONEY AND REMEMBER THE FOOD SOME OF THE MEMBER THE TIME I THINK I SOME OF THE FOOD IS ON THE TABLE ME WHEN YOU WHY THE STANDS GOOD TIME AND THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD AT ALL AMERICAN ABOUT THIS REALLY SOMETHING IS IN INDONESIA IS OF THE HEALTHIEST THING FOR THE MOST PART, NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS THE FOOD ONLY REMEMBER THE COUPLE. >> IF YOU SMART WITH YOUR MONEY YOU CAN HAVE YOUR HONEYMOON AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DRIVE-THROUGH. >> AND EMBROIDERED INVITES WITH MCDONALD ARCHES. TYRUS: THE WORLD'S BIGGEST THINKERS ON MAY, THEY HAVE BEEN REVEALED YOU THINK IT IS AMERICA, YOU HAVE SOME WORK TO DO AND ACCORDING TO DATA FROM ALL PEOPLE, THE CIA, THE ISLANDS IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC, TOPS THE LIST FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON CONSUMES, 13 LITERS OF A WHOLE YEAR. IT IS ABOUT 100 GLASSES OF WINE AND THREE HAVE THE FIVE TOP FIVE ARE COUNTRIES IN EASTERN EUROPE, IN THE USA, THE BOTTOM BUT, RANKING 35th AND THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE. NOT 189 AND THAT IS RIDICULOUS NOT WELL WE SHALL CLICK ON THE BEERS NOW. IF YOU SERVE HIM DISNEY ANYBODY HERE SURPRISE THAT WE ARE PRETTY CAN SURPRISED BECAUSE YOU KNOW, WITH THESE FRATERNITY PARTIES IN THE FOOTBALL TAILGATING AND EXPECTED US TO BE A LITTLE BIT HIGHER BUT OVERSEAS THOUGH, THEY STARTED AGED 16, THAT'S A LEGAL AGE AND HERE IT IS 21 SO THEY HAVE FIVE YEARS UPON US. BUT THE LEVEL ABOUT OHIO ALCOHOLISM IS HIGHER. >> I DO NOT DRINK UNTIL I WAS LEGAL. TYRUS: I AM STUNNED BY THIS BECAUSE EVERY OTHER COMMERCIAL PEOPLE HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT THE PROBLEM WITH AMERICA, AND TYRUS I DON'T THINK YOU ARE YOU HAPPY WITH 35, BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TO LEAVE THE WORLD AND ALCOHOLISM BROTHER BE HIGHER EDUCATION BUT THAT IS JUST ME AND IN EASTERN EUROPE ABOUT THEIR STILL DRESSING IN GREAT STILL WORK AROUND SAY I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FREE IN THE FULL CAME DOWN SPECIALLY BEDROOM CONCERNED RUSSIA WILL TRY TO INVADE US TOMORROW SO THE REASON TO ESCAPE. ARE YOU ENEMY. >> THAT BECCA BACK. TYRUS: I'M JUST GOING TO CHANGE HER NAME TO BOSCO AND YOU WANTED TO BRING EDUCATION INTO THIS MESS WITH NUMBERS ABOUT. [LAUGHTER] THE BUZZ SKILLS SHOWED UP AND YOU SHOULD READ A BOOK AND SAID THROWING BACK OF YOU. >> BUT IF YOU'RE SITUATED BETWEEN RUSSIA AND GERMANY AND TURKEY YOU MIGHT WANT TO WELCOME YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS EXACTLY SUE AT THE HOME ABOUT GOD IN EUROPE AND - LIKE IN ISLANDS OR DRINKING WINE AND MARGARITAS. TYRUS: THE SUMMER ONE THOSE NUMBERS ARE SKEWED BECAUSE RESOURCE THERE PROBABLY FROM AMERICA I'M SORRY WE'VE NEVER LESS THAN 50 PERCENT ANYTHING WE NEED TO BE LIKE 75 PERCENT TO GET TAKING INTERTRIBAL DRINKING. TYRUS: ARE NOT ASKING THE CIA TO DO ANYTHING AND TRENT A LOT OF OTHER NUMBERS CAN'T WE GET THEM TO RAISE THESE NUMBERS. >> IS FUNNY CONDUCTING HE STUDY MIGHT THINK ABOUT. >> BECAUSE I THINK THEY NEED TO DRINK. [LAUGHTER] TYRUS: TODAY IS HE 76 ANNIVERSARY OF WHAT IS KNOWN AS HE RUSSELL INCIDENT WERE VEGAN HAS IT LISTEN, I THINK WE CAN SAY VACCINE, A FLYING SAUCER CRASH LANDED IN NEW MEXICO AND ALIEN BODIES WERE RECOVERED BUT IT TURNS OUT, THAT THERE MAY HAVE BEEN AN EVEN BIGGER MOSTLY UNKNOWN ALIEN ENCOUNTER, 14 YEARS EARLIER. BUT I ESCAPED. HE ITALIAN RESEARCHER HAS RELEASED HANDWRITTEN DOCUMENTS THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, AND SKETCHES APPARENTLY, 70 WITHOUT CRASH IN NORTHERN ITALY IN JUNE OF 1833, AND THAT WAS RECOVERED BY AN ITALIAN DICTATOR BENITO , IBUT THEY WOULD NOT SAY THAT AGAIN HE RESEARCHER ALSO SAID THAT HE U.S. THAT ALL OF HE UFO, AFTER FULLBORE TO AND STUDIED IT IN HER OWN SECRET UFO PROGRAM. WHAT IS IS JUST NOW COMING OUT, JUST THINK ABOUT ALUMINUM I RESPECT, GLAD HOW TO GROW AS WELL. I LAND OUT THERE OH YES, 17 ACRES SO THERE'S GOING TO BE NO DIGGING AS IT IS ON MY WATCH. AND RIGHT NOW WE DO KNOW WAS THERE BUT I KNOW THAT I HAVEN'T. YES. JOE, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT HE ALIEN PHENOMENON C5 OKAY BUT YOU SHOULD ARE THIS COUNTRY DON'T PRETTY MUCH ADMITTING THAT INDIANS HAVE VISITED US WE ARE LIKE WILL CAN WE TALK ABOUT BYE-BYE FOR A WHILE. AND YOU ALWAYS SEE HE MOVIES WHEN HE ALIENS LAND, HE WHITE HOUSE IS A MOMENT WHEN THEY COME OUT OF THEY SAY, TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER AND CAN YOU IMAGINE THERE, WITH BIDEN SHUFFLING OUT SHAKING HANDS WITH PEOPLE NEAR HE SAVINGS AND THEY WOULD SAY, WE WILL COME BACK LATER, YOU GUYS NEED MORE TIME. >> I DON'T KNOW, I AM THINKING THIS IS ALL SCIENCE FICTION AND I'M VERY SKEPTICAL I'M JUST NOT CONVINCED WHAT IS GOING ON. WHERE IS HE SUPPOSEDLY CRASH IN HE U.S. FORCES FOUND AND BROUGHT TO HE U.S., WHERE IS IT. >> WE HAVE HE ACCELERATED WAY ABOUT ANYONE OR IF WE GOT TO JUMPSTART FROM OTHER PLANETS HE SUPERMAN STORY, KNOW THAT YOU WOULD LIKE NEW DO WHATEVER PARENT WOULD DO GET HE CAPSULE AND YOU SEND THEM SPACE WHICH IS GREAT PARENTING. SAID THIS, IN 1933, HE CRASH HAPPENS, THIS SERIES OF PAPERS ARE IN HE STORY THEY DO FIND IT UNTIL 194 IS SO FUTILE IT'S AT 11 YEARS TO HARNESS ALL OF THIS TECHNOLOGY AND WORK, THEY STILL LOST. TYRUS: WELL FOR 70000 YEARS WE COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT AND SOMETHING HAPPENED ON WE GOT PYRAMIDS AND IPHONES, JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE. >> WE ITALIAN MILITARY DID IN WORLD WAR II AND I THINK THAT EXPLAINS THAT THEY WERE REALLY AT HE
