Two and Half Men | Charlie Finds Out Jake is Great for Getting Women AND Money

you drink milk just with cereal okay not that milk that milk what's the difference that's dairy farm we drink Dairy Barn fine happy why would I be happy it's just milk cute keep it up you'll be on one of the cartons okay cereal we got lucky charms Cocoa Puffs Frosted Flakes Maple Loops I want Maple Loops it's got oats and corns and wheat it's the sweetest breakfast treat it's Maple Maple M delicious you know who wrote that song your uncle Charlie wrote that no lie kid if I was going to lie I'd sah Road St with a heaven not the maple Loop song you two are really good to together thank you so does your wife sing too oh no I'm not married what a shame wow you're even better than a dog Dr Bloom yes yes this is uh Alan Harper yes my wife and I need to cancel our marriage counseling appointment for this [Applause] afternoon yes well well something came up well it's it's it's it's kind of personal I mean I I I well yes I know the point of these things is I've got to go um hello is Charlie home uh uh no I'm uh I'm Charlie's brother can I uh can I help you oh hi Charlie's brother I'm Rose I'm Charlie's housekeeper so you're you're a housekeeper well a housekeeper SL actress sland model I just do this to keep the wolf from the door ra you know what I mean sure sure come on in oh yeah I can smell him smell who your brother he has a very musky scent [Music] uhhuh well I'll just uh let you get to work how wait oh no it's okay it's got oats and corns and wheat it's a Swedish breakfast treat it's Maple Maple m j buddy take a break what uh what took you so long we sat for ice cream go him a bab magnet got to take a squirt why do you assume he learned that from me because I learned it from you hey thanks for cleaning up no it wasn't me Rose was here Rose you let Rose into my house she said she was your maid the hell she glued the damn cabinet shut again again you've got somebody who comes in regularly to glue your cabinets you've met some of the wack jobs I've gone out with it's not that big a stretch oh oh so this is my my fault who let her in oh you are a deeply Disturbed man you know that move it move it come on oh I'm deeply Disturbed who showed up here in the middle of the night with his own sheet hey at least I care what I sleep on or should I say who I sleep on hey pal of the two of us I'll bet I'm the only one who slept with a married woman recently and isn't that something to brag about hi Mom I'll see you and raise you 20 I think he's got you pal he's bluffing he always pulls his ear and he Bluffs by Mighty Mouse you in take him down call you I hate this kid what the hell is going on here you said hell throw a dollar in the pot what hey we all had to Charlie may I speak with you privately please who deals it Jake go to bed I'm [Music] out [Music] men

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Id: YtQU81pBFnY

Length: 5min 8sec (308 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 04 2024