Two and a Half Men - Apologies for the Frivolity [HD]

Good to have you back, Mr. Harper. Thank you, Bobby. Haven't seen your mother here for quite some time. Well, maybe you just didn't recognise her. Like Satan, my mother can take many forms. Good one. I'm ready to order. Of course. Apologies for the frivolity. What would you like? I'll have the seared ahi tuna fillet. Good choice. I want it very rare. That's how we serve it. I want it red in the middle, not pink. Shall do. If it's pink, don't even bother bringing it. Got it. Just give it to someone who doesn't know what rare is. Of course. You know what, forget it. You won't get it right. Is your salmon fresh? Flown in today. What time? I'll ask the chef. Many forms... Thought you were joking. Do you eat here regularly? Not any more. So, listen, about this weekend. My ex is going to be out of town, so I'll have the kids. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lydia. No one loves the little ones more than old Uncle Charlie. But don't you think it might be a bit soon for me to meet your kids? Oh, I don't want you to meet them. Why not? Because I'm very careful about who I expose them to. What's that supposed to mean? Charlie, please... Why can't I expose myself to your kids? I mean, why can't I meet your kids? Please don't make me hurt your feelings. You can't hurt my feelings. Alright, fine. You're a professional boy toy. A perpetual adolescent leading a dissolute life. You may have your uses, but you're not the kind of man I want around my children. Oh. What made you think that would hurt my feelings? Two o'clock, JetBlue from Vancouver. Would you like me to find out what the movie was? Don't bother. I'll just have the capellini. And I'll have the pork chop with a baked potato. How about a little angioplasty for dessert? Hey, I like a nice pork chop once in a while. Fine, I'm not going to tell you how to eat. Really? Even if I chew slowly for your pleasure? So, yay or nay on the pork chop? I'll have the spinach and goat cheese salad. Good choice. Thank you. On the food.

Channel: PowNiels

Views: 6,187,363

Keywords: two and a half men, charlie, lydia, restaurant, tuna, filet, movie, red, pink, devil, forms, mother, humor, frivolity, Katherine LaNasa

Id: 5Giuw4ZF2sM

Length: 2min 15sec (135 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 10 2013