Two and a Half Men | Butt Donuts Don't Heal Broken Hearts

so Charlie what's been going on a new career as a crash test dummy writing songs for little kids turns out immature Minds respond to me sounds about right let's see what else uh my mom's getting married nice guy good for her yeah yeah my brother still lives with me sure we knew he wasn't going anywhere let's see um my nephew's growing like a weed my ex-fiance is getting married I've been dating a lot nothing serious and as you can see I've had a couple of mishaps well except for the facial lacerations and the rectal donut it's hardly noticeable it's actually a testicular donut what's the difference not that much well that's disturbing let's Circle back to the ex-fiance what was her name Mia Mia how do you feel about Mia getting married and moving on with her life I feel fine about it I'm happy for her no remorse no regrets not really it's been a long time okay so when did you learn about her upcoming nuptials I don't know a couple of weeks ago two weeks enjoy the announcement around with you yeah why no reason and you say you've been dating a lot a little more than usual I wanted that new pattern start gee I don't know it's got to be a couple of weeks now what oh come on Charlie just because I get paid by the hour doesn't mean this should take forever this woman getting married and you're acting out man you shrinks want to bring everything back to feelings don't you know it has anything to do with your toilet training no well then I guess we're stuck with feelings now when you read that announcement how did you feel I don't know how you feel when the woman you were once in love with is getting married to another guy describe it describe it just for fun to say exactly uh I guess it's kind of like a a trapdoor opens up under your feet and and you're falling and at the same time there's this enormous pressure on your chest like a like a big animal maybe a possum or a raccoon is sitting on it and you can't catch your breath awesome if you're writing it down say raccoon I don't know why is it possum it's okay um do you think it's possible that this feeling of falling in the raccoon on your chest is a physical manifestation of unexpressed grief grief you know sadness how do you read sadness into that look Charlie you're a smart guy emotionally but you got to see what's going on here you're using this series of meaningless sexual Liaisons to run away from your feelings about losing this woman no no I'm sorry I don't see it let's keep looking what about my mom getting married I can upset a fella right make him go all ancient Greek and poke his eyes out oh come on Charlie you loved this woman and I'd say you still love her and deep down maybe you were hoping someday get back together and the only reason you're not sitting here weeping is because it's too painful for you I'm sorry I I I just can't see it you can't see it because your penis is in the way thank you not a complimentary it says you foreign look you you have a very simple Choice here you can honestly confront these emotions and learn the lessons they bring or you can drive yourself into an early grave with indiscriminate sex Define early [Music] [Music]

Channel: Peacock

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Id: 9YnkOQ51BNM

Length: 5min 20sec (320 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 26 2022