Tumblr Memes Episode 194

romeo i dreamt a dream tonight mercutio and so did i romeo well what was yours mercutio that dreamers often lie romeo and juliet william shakespeare romeo i had this intense af dream last night bro mercutio oh so did i romeo what did you dream jude mercutio that you're full of crap you know what i'm a [ __ ] for when a character visibly drops a ruse like the way their face changes the moment they give up a facade and reveal themselves this applies to revealing love apathy anger evil intent i make freaking love it me as soon as a zoom call ends people who learn english as a second language are freaking superheroes could you imagine looking at the word yacht and not just giving up listen i have learned english as a second language for 20-plus years and my brain still aborts when i see that word that words at least partly french write french is my second language and english is my third i can assure you that word can only freaking come from like the necronomicon or something like that because you won't find anything so cursed even in french english is my first language and i still hate that gosh don word yacht is a mangled version of jagged from dutch where it indicated a fast ship for hunting pirates in english it turned into a fast pleasure ship i guess the lesson here is if something's too cursed to be french then it's probably dutch and i fully support that [Music] there's this girl at my school and she's really nice and i remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it every time she had a happy thought something good happened she laughed etc it was always kind of cute how you just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was because something made her feel happy idk she was training herself to be happy oh my god does it work imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says wait this is the sound of happiness i have to release serotonin she freaking have loved herself the absolute mad woman all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sounds so absurd 51 68 85 ridiculous 102 absolutely not and don't even get me started on 119 34 and 136 i can believe that i feel like i shouldn't it's 102 in a trench coat did we just run out of posts to make no i haven't made a post about every number yet i'm sorry to let you know that 100 million and one is divisible by 17 and because of that so is every 16 digit number that is four digits repeated four times eg one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four this makes me uncomfortable wow it sure would suck if someone started making out with me it's reverse psychology come make out with me wiggles antennas what the hell are you [Music] me every time i take a sip of my cappuccino do they know it's called capex and no because the color is similar to the sackcloth worn by cappuccin friars capuccini do they know capuchin friars got their name from the hood capuccio they wear do they know cappuccino is a double diminutive as it comes from capo robe plus xio equals capoxio her but literally little robe plus in o equals capoxino tiny hood but literally tiny little robe do they know it was an it's b bitsy teeny weeny putin cappuccin road drinky crystals for banishing someone any of them if you throw em hard enough this here's my banishing rock reading fan fiction is like you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly i'm also misinterpreting them but i'm doing it the correct answer xe way you don't know him like i know him [Music] woman posts picture of halloween costume on reddit first male redditor i have such a confused boner right now second male redditor replying to him you sir have earned this a vote and read it gold you know you're fricked when you skip every song i wanna listen to music but if i hear a sound right now i will die i'm pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i can't reach but i don't want to jump to conclusions is this real let's all appreciate for a moment that the universe evolved just right to make this pun possible that's really impressive whoa whoa just adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go faster so you accidentally a few words i bought a wig for a dollar today it was a small price to pay gosh darn it jeff me staring into my dumb ass dog's giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy huh look at him there's nothing at all in this giant head it's filled with air and love new wealth redistribution method just dropped we all take turns marrying and divorcing billionaires until everyone gets a chunk of the cheese i'm sick and tired of being called mortal like you don't know that neither do i i have never died even once nothing has been proven yet stop making assumptions it's rude late night caches at 24 hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves not my mom not my partner not god himself has seen me no makeup in line to buy a choco pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heartfelt meltdown no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7 11 at 2 a.m god lives in church the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at hour 9 of cvs cotton knight joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix where's the where's the link where's the freaking link what the frick cotton nigel gregorian chant knight core hardcore dubstep remix finally the instantaneous rig roll no freaking way grocery stores should pick a random hour every day where the employees can chase you around the aisles if they catch you you become produce neglected to mention that this game is mediated by a sorcerer [Music] the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post we are going for coffee tomorrow morning not to sound like a grumpy old beach but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and crappy yes i'm sad boy grow up and make the next party rock anthem got frick frick this uncat's your girl freak you unboys your cat neutering screaming over this [Music] a while back i read a post along the lines of if you feel like everyone hates you it's time to rest if you feel like you hate everyone else it's time to eat and honest to god i've never used any piece of advice more than i have that one okay so there's a game me and my friends play called don't get me started and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it's the best thing that's ever happened to us at parties and car rides so i highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends this is actually a really good improv exercise want to be a big titty green hair danny maybe tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me this is where i want to be nonchalantly brings up something i've been obsessing over for multiple months as if it just occurred to me right at that moment [Music] a shakespeare play but everyone is in a fursuit the taming of the shru romeow and ju will eat the lion king hey dude sorry i don't really remember anything you just showed me i actually used to be a baby so as you can imagine i have some object permanence issues i'm gonna dip a clementine in ranch no god please no no why do you hate jesus jesus is my homeboy but god has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so yeah it's true you tagged this as gaslighting that's not true gaslighting new york doesn't exist this account is either a work of singular genius or a writer's room full of queer teenagers abusing adderall and watching john mulaney improv videos aha man this sucks bro what the hell you kid show i just laughed a tarot deck where the fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face [Music] diversity win the executioner overseeing your death is by shrek shall call ladder by executioner diversity win the executioner overseeing my death is by shrek shall they do be swinging both ways i love locking my door like you're not coming in lmfao this post is honestly so iconic like every time i lock my door i literally think about this i think this post and the popularity surrounding it speaks to the scarcity of privacy in the digital age have you considered that your son's vibes are just rancid celebrities flexing with their 100 000 watch my 40 watch telling me the same time hacker i know your password tells me my password me writing it down so i don't forget it this time noted two plus two two times two two squared three plus three three cubed three times three can we get twenty five percent on each twenty six percent what have i done [Music] hey you you're finally awake [Music] jk rowling i shall name him my villain voldemort it is french for fleeing from death indicative of his primary desire to become immortal and the fear that motivates him jk rowling these two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf jk rowling they are called black dog and werewolf mc werewolf [Music] new yorker won on his deathbed bee bada bing new yorker 2 crying bada boom bada boom waitress i'm sorry we are all out of mozzarella sticks waitress sir please stop crying missing the charging port on my phone don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it alcoholic me age seven clueless me age seven clueless [Music] tame the impala cage the elephant we are abusing these animals and it's going too far they put monkeys in the arctic they took animals and made them glass literally no one is talking about this for what it's worth the goats are doing just fine in their native mountain habitat i can only imagine how dragons would fare how do i get abs without doing anything people are so pretty and then here i am me an angel this beach thinks she's slick trying to use her own dog as her hair smh someone please call 911. white people are so racist bruh i went in the mattress store and her employee followed me around the whole store how am i still a mattress beach you unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me i know [Music] this fluffy man is on a journey when the white kid in class punches his desk and whispers something under his breath one of japan's most popular mascots is an egg with crippling depression i hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like me tired angry egg trying to live an honest life looks in the mirror tbh i see you around school sometimes but we never talk rate 8.9 me says the vagus most incoherent crap ever me you know what i mean [Music] get them fingers out my face i'm a straight male but damn is luigi hot have you ever regretted making a comment [Music] what do you call an alligator in a vest an investigator kinda gay to make a wanted poster why do you want that man so you can hold him [Music] you

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Id: ywNPeKBLX50

Length: 14min 17sec (857 seconds)

Published: Fri May 14 2021