*TRY NOT TO LAUGH* Hilarious Auditions From Around The World! | Top Talent

ooh Oh in Bowen oh and boy it om om om om om om om bow it o in bow it a window a window with Jo and go if I win the widow in bowing low in my wits a window and a window in a window a window window with no info in Louis Bowman the with no window with the window with a window in a window a yeah yeah what's group we've ever happened is working yeah I guess I hear you antastic okay mmm we could go on all night like this yes you want to yeah I wouldn't be great what is your name my name is Ray Gesell would you share with us your age is that really of meat I've got plenty to share eighty-four eighty-four are you excited to be here I've never performed before judges before I've appeared before judges brain what will you be doing for us today a song I've written I can't wait to hear it alrighty thank you thank you sir very good that's wonderful okay and for my second song I'd like to I met this girl she's just great this girl I just adore the problem is she has much more than I had bargained for she's got that style she's got that smile she's got the walk she's got the tuck she's got that zing there's just one thing she's got a penis that girlish great sweet it's got pizzazz too bad she has a penis always some failure always some flaw ain't that what they call Murphy's Law but male genitalia that's where I draw the line besides hers is bigger than mine cuz under that dress she's gotta be don't you start with whatever song you want as I look into your eyes I tell you what I see girl you're the one I'm gonna keep in my dreams I want to hope you folks you have anything good on my back you know you don't meet one of my diamond ring I want to keep you in my heart show you what I mean good you're the one I've seen in my dreams you don't hear the course no I couldn't hear any more okay best singer in America oh yeah right I can honestly say you want worse signal America room truthfully that's my first audition well I'm not surprising it should be a lot that way hey you can say you good evening you speak English it's my knife come on hey say something know what what why not it's fantastic come on it's a present see dirge yes no no listen in English see Spanish we let's not say okay hey Wendy listen to me you think I am stupid yes so well you don't want to speak anymore no okay and now oh yes I want you know you know how to sing know what yes yes where we listen to you it's about Wow and you understand music plays we're gonna sing something for you all right okay don't look at me look at the audience connect their feelings come on nothing more together okay please come on you say it's pretty thing good talent okay go get that he we've done to the world look what we've done what about all the peace that you pledged your only Son did you ever stop to notice all the children gained from war did you ever stop to notice was crying at the sweeping show but sorry yeah they thought I was it bad I thought that was a flu I thought that's a solid wall oh wow doesn't it oh what the hell was that Wow my voice is in there sorry to say seriously I am a true performer I've been in karaoke finals without looking the screen and I've had 95% of the audience on my side I'm gonna be honest with you on the curve it is one of the worst I've ever ever heard let's see if under all that facial fuzz our judges can find a whisker of talent is all that real it's real yet right he obviously brothers we are we twins yeah what are your names the Nelson twins who nails them twins and have you been performing along well I've been performing for about five years and hopefully he starts tonight thank you well it's great to be here I'm not excited on beside myself good evening everyone we're the Nelson twins my name's Justin and this is my identical twin sister Sharon we should tell you a bit about ourselves we come from a small country town in New South Wales called Baal boundary and we used to be apprentice bakers which is a coincidence because we're inbred well Bungie was a small town that had one shot one pub and one prostitute mum found a pretty tough working three jobs our mum didn't even know she was having twins until she was six months pregnant and our dad was even more surprised because they'd been in jail for three years boom twins we can send each other telepathic messages but Telstra found out about it and it's now into the plan it's really frustrating knowing what each other's thinking we once played a game of rock-paper-scissors that lasted three years I really hate going through airport security at the moment but I love flying because every time we catch a flight somewhere I always sit at the front of the plane and he sits at the red then I'll tell the guy flight attendant to meet me at the back in five minutes I want to win you didn't get your wooden Mike yes you didn't try again watch me watch me watch me watch me like that's my song yo that's my song and you performed it like hell away Joe some easy you're the choreographer your thoughts I never submit your performance for the wood n so you stand a chance not sure I was ever married last year but we fixed it I hadn't coming from it 4-1 him dope we'll check like you came back to defend your title mmm Oh watch me watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me watch me sorry I'm Phil W Greene I'm 21 and I'm gonna be doing comedy impressions fella do do this full-time no I don't know what do you do I work a body shop at the moment as a customer consultant but your dream is to be a big yes I'd love to be on stage did you bring anyone with you yeah my friend Christy she worked her body felt she did but she's recently left why because she found a better job where she now works and at Barrett I hope he's good after all of this okay we'll help Philip you've got roughly two minutes let's do it okay hello I'm Danny pester day and today we're going to be health working out so everyone put your hands out in front of you spread your legs and do some squats Diana baby Oh Martin Fowler so far is there I don't I would be power winching you know I mean oh my goodness have you seen the bacteria in his hair is awful oh gosh it's for me Oh thank you very much need how many of you hit tonight all ready to enter the land of make-believe looks like how he's already in the land of make-believe which makes you the perfect person to join me up here on stage would you mind let's hear it for Howie Mandel everyone yes thank you in your own time Howie I understand you're allergic the longer not be you take the shorter my act I quite understand have a seat there Howie tonight live from Radio City you are going to become a human ventriloquist dummy okay now all you have to do all you have to do is keep looking out there all right let me do all the talking okay and I've got to say that's a pretty good fit by the way this is Charlie are you okay Charlie yes thank you first of all we got to find you a voice I mean it matches your physical appearance something butch something macho are you okay well it shots me it shocked me I was only joking so I'm going to change the voice no no I like it okay I want to say hello to my fans you want to say hello to this look just turn to the people on the right give my big wave say hello hello nicely done now the people on the left say hi to them and now that people write up to talk of my big sexy hello did you see them waving back idiots now stop touching me what get away watch don't touch me what do you mean I'm not touching get away okay alright alright is that far enough perfect hi how are you doing that I've got a little controller in my hand here oh wow that's amazing she's got a controller hidden control me yes that's right oh now he can have some fun I don't want to be a judge no I want to be an act you want to be an act yeah you go and judge me you want me to judge you yes go and sit in my seat I can't sit in your seat no no I insist well if you insist hello fellow judges it's great to be here okay so I can't believe I'm a judge on America's Got Talent so what's your name well my name is um my name sorry I get nervous don't worry take your time my name is Harry hello good evening how and what are you gonna do for us tonight tonight I want to do my dancing look you you don't have to know now I really want to okay so do you have some moves you like to show us oh yes let me stand up first of all okay first of all I'd like to stretch I'm gonna do some stretching or just stretch my arms like this and my legs like means okay so now it's a business okay what are you gonna do I'm gonna show you my twerking so I turn around I turn around I put my hands on the seat and I wiggle like that is that it oh yes hang on let me turn around again yes okay so that was fantastic don't make me laugh though I can't make you talk and I love so what are you gonna do for your performance this evening tonight I'm gonna do some Irish dancing really naked i I really don't think this is the chauffeur so well when you're ready the stage is yours you

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Length: 20min 10sec (1210 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 05 2017