Trust Me Bro! | House M.D.

[Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you can't go in there who are you and why are you wearing a tie i'm dr cuddy's new assistant can i tell her what it's regarding yes i would like to know why she gets a secretary and i don't i'm her assistant not her secretary i graduated from rutgers hmm i didn't know they had a secretarial school well i hope you took some classes in sexual harassment law does the word ka-ching mean anything to you i'm going in now dr house we are in the middle of a meeting what's with hiring a male secretary jay date networking out he is cute careful she's not like you she can't just walk into a bar and pick up her soul mate in 20 minutes i met mark at a fundraiser that happened to be held at a strip club you were the worst two dollars i've ever spent we'll catch up later stacy it's house i know you can handle it nothing to handle he obviously wants to talk to you alone if you have a problem working with stacy you should have said so what was i supposed to do ask her to leave that's just rude death row guy i want the case how do you even know about him you don't have access to the hospital's main frame no but party pants does you stole my password hardly counts as stealing it's a pretty obvious choice well i have already assigned death row guide to dr nolo nolo well i don't want to say anything bad about another doctor especially a useless drunk you are addicted to pain pills yeah but i'm not useless tell no i'm taking over dr nello was a board-certified cardiologist well good i'm sure he'll explore all the usual options for why a guy's heart starts beating so fast it pumps out air instead of blood wait a second there are no usual options how badly do you want this i will give you two more clinic hours this week don't bend over for the soap [Music] what's the differential for being thirsty he was just a little dehydrated and out of his mind we upped his alien drip he's fine now the urine test came back clean no sign of opiates in the system don't do that what you have some house theory explaining heroin use despite a negative test nope only i get to write on the board so it's not drugs what else could cause a heart to do wind sprints you got the blood work back any thing out of the ordinary his bicarb is love yeah but which column could be the result of the tachycardia could be the cause it's the cause why because you want it to be let's see how well that works with your other patient we're just talking semantics here we should put him on a bicarb drip and send him back right buff his numbers don't bother trying to figure out the underlying cause i thought you cared about patience our job is to make sure he can bounce his crank is on his lap our job is to get him healthy enough to go back to death row our job is to diagnose him what mommy and daddy are having a little fight doesn't mean we've stopped loving you now go outside and play get daddy some smokes and an arterial blood gas test [Music] wow that was impressive okay what number am i thinking are you trying to get me fired if you didn't want me working here why didn't you just say so i am i don't want you working right here in my office but anywhere else in the building is fine it's a really big hospital i'm a lawyer you're a jerk there's gonna be some overlap god i hope that was a euphemism cutty just ringed me oh that one means what i think we're trusting you she figured when she hired me she'd at least have someone you couldn't walk all over number was six by the way i need to know can i trust you i hadn't lied to you about caddy's approval my patient would be dead great now i know now we can work together i mean isn't that what i deserve john it wasn't your fault the man's in a coma he didn't mind i asked you're getting crumbs all over them why do you think they put tbs in coleman patient's rooms anyway some people think they can still hear oh so leave my radio his eyes are closed who thinks they can see do you know why people are nice to other people oh i know this one um because people are good decent and caring you people are cowards by me to you you'll be mean to me mutually assured destruction exactly you can eat these chips okay to get to your point you need people to like you i don't care if people like me yes but you need people to like you because you need people unless you think you can get the next court order yourself if stacy can't trust you you can't use her and that's not even dealing with the greater agenda of getting her to dump her husband and fall in love with you all over again i know you're friends with her but there is a code bros before hoes man crap what is it death row guy is dying good morning your head hurts no you just have a very grating voice you always were a lightweight why are you talking to me can it be enough that i want to cause you pain the patient's okay now you're gonna send him back absolutely can i trust you you used to i still think the patient's sick i'm keeping him here now either you can do your job and keep the hospital informed or you can help me make sure the hospital is not informed and buy me some time i didn't have any choice no yeah it's still cuddy she's your boss i get it hitler thought he was doing the world of favor too yeah pretty much on that same level gandhi didn't march to the sea because his buddies asked him to paul pot didn't wipe out the teachers because he wanted to make friends you're not making friends right now i trusted you i know wilson's a fool i'm an idiot i had to do what i thought was right the only reason anybody does anything [Music] [Music] you

Channel: House M.D.

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Keywords: Gregory House, House M.D., Dr House, House, Hugh Laurie, House Funniest Moments, House Best Moments, Allison Cameron, Olivia Wilde, Lisa Cuddy, Wilson, Best Of House, Thirteen, Foreman, Chase, LL Cool J, guest stars on house

Id: V8jty9lB7fM

Length: 8min 24sec (504 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2020