Trump's Plan to Avoid Criminal Charges by Running for President Again: A Closer Look

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-Donald Trump is reportedly planning to run for president again to as a way to protect himself from a possible criminal indictment related to the attempted coup on January 6th. Meanwhile, the committee investigating the coup is planning to reveal new details tomorrow about what Trump was doing that day as the mob he incited ransacked the Capitol and tried to overturn the election. For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look." ♪♪ At this point, the January 6th committee hearing have provided us with ample evidence that Trump and his gang of oddly shaped goons committed multiple crimes. I mean, that seemed obvious on the day the insurrection happened, but now we have a lot more detail. It's kind of like how if you see an employee at Dairy Queen covered in ice cream with his pants around his ankles. You might think, "Is Chad sticking his doink in the soft serve machine?" But then when you find a detailed memo on his laptop titled "Chad's Six Point Plan for Dipping Doinks in the Soft Serve Machine," you know for sure. Even the Justice Department seems taken aback by all the new evidence the committee has accumulated. And as a result, the Feds are now talking more openly about Trump's behavior and whether it constitutes a crime. -According to "The New York Times," the shocking testimony of Cassidy Hutchinson was so profound that it jolted top Justice Department officials into discussing the topic of Mr. Trump more directly, at times in the presence of Attorney General Merrick Garland. -Okay, I mean, I get that Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony was shocking, but you're just now getting around to discussing Trump? You're six years late. Did you also just start watching "Fleabag?" Cheeky. And Trump apparently is quite afraid of the various criminal investigations into his activities on January 6th, which is reportedly one of the reasons why he's likely to run again and wants to announce soon. He thinks being a candidate, and specifically president again will protect him from going to jail. -And now as the Justice Department debates this, he is telling people around him he's going to run for reelection as the ultimate get-out-jail-free card. -Many people around the president who I spoke to were talking about his concerns about facing prosecution. He's under investigations in all sorts of different jurisdictions in New York, in New York City, with Department of Justice in Georgia. -He's under investigation in New York, Washington, Georgia, Peoria, Mayberry, Twin Peaks, Tatooine, Westeros, Xanadu. He's even under investigation on the planet from "Avatar" for disguising himself as Na'vi to steal some unobtanium. [ Laughter ] Incidentally, that's always what he looked like After he took hydroxychloroquine. "Rudy, I'm blue." "Me too, boss. I just find out I married my cousin." And that was today's unnecessary Rudy reference. -All the networks! [ Laughter ] -It's pretty amazing that when Trump ran in 2016 his slogan was "lock her up," and in 2024 it's going to be "vote for me or I'm gonna go to jail." I, for one, don't think Trump needs another get-out-of-jail-free card. His whole life has been a get-out-of-jail-free card. Pretty sure Trump could park his golf cart in the middle of the BQE during rush hour and the cops would just set up orange cones around him. Meanwhile, I park my car in the fire lane for a minute just to run into a CVS to see if they have Clif Bar I like. And when I get back, there are nine different tickets plastered on my window for stuff like illegal parking, blocking a fire lane, impending an emergency vehicle and one that just says "having a big [bleep] mouth, you smartass." [ Laughter ] So, Trump's plan, apparently, is to run for president again because he thinks that will protect him from being indicated by any of the various legal entities investigating him. And Trump knows he's the one on the hot seat, because to state the obvious, none of this would have happened without him. All the various crimes documented by the committee flow from him. He's the kingpin. Even if one of his cronies broke the law at his direction, that implicates him, too. I mean, it's not like these random dudes just got together and hatched a plan for a coup without him. It wasn't a surprise birthday party. There wasn't a magician there. And if there was, Trump would have tried to rope the magician in to the coup, too. "Oh, and look, there's a quarter behind your ear." "That's fantastic. Now make Mike Pence disappear." Trump got this gang of criminal goons together himself, and for the express purpose of formulating a plan to overturn the election and stage a coup, a plan which, at this point, has been documented in painstaking detail by the committee. -Throughout all these hearings, they have been incredibly consistent and rigorous about how the ultimate culpability for that dark day and what led up to it rests with Donald Trump. And about how it was he that plucked out these seemingly random people, from a former Federal Prosecutor turned conspiracy theory promoter, Sydney Powell, to, well, the right-wing pillow-selling dude, to a random underling in environmental law at the Department of Justice, Jeffrey Clark, to another random right-wing law professor who became the author of the infamous coup memo, John Eastman. And he put this crew together to try to end American democracy. They didn't all know each other beforehand. It was Trump that got them together. It all flows from one man, Donald Trump. -This is the kind of crew you'd put together for "Ocean's Eleven" if the goal was to get caught. "We couldn't find an explosives expert, but this guy says he knows pillows." "Hey, good news, every so often one of my pillows does spontaneously combust!" Although I will say, contrary to that clip, I do feel like there is a chance these four had already met each other in advance. I mean, weirdos find other weirdos. Once normal people don't want to spend time with you, your friend options are pretty limited. I mean, remember, Sydney Powell from her January 6th deposition last week, repeating insane conspiracy theories And chugging diet Dr. Pepper? -In the short period of time you had with the president, did he seem receptive to the presentation that you were making? [ Laughter ] -Regular people aren't going to hang out with that lady. Can you imagine Sydney Powell just, like, going to a barbecue at her neighbor's house, talking about something boring like re-seeding your lawn? "The reason your lawn is dead is because Hugo Chavez and the CIA teamed up to turn off your sprinklers using Dominion software and Chinese satellites. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to unhinge my jaw and chug this entire can of Diet Dr. Pepper in one large gulp." [ Laughter ] That's when the couple hosting the party goes inside, gets into a fight about whose fault it is that she got invited in the first place. "I told you not to invite your work friends!" "I thought I could set her up with Rudy!" "Excuse me, Ms. Powell, that's a lovely soft drink you have there. Any chance I'm related to you? Don't answer, it's spicier if I'm never sure." [ Laughter ] Sorry, guys, we did another one. -America! -And by the way, that gang of weirdos Trump brought together is still trying to root out nonexistent voter fraud, even amid all the investigations that are currently happening. Like Mypillow CEO Mike Lindell who said last week he's flying in a plane full of "cyber guys" to Arizona, whatever the hell that means. -I'm going to look at the evidence. On July 21st, I've got a planeload of lawyers, cyber guys, experts, flying into Arizona. We're flying a planeload of lawyers down there, Brandon, experts, cyber guys to testify. -"Cyber guys" sounds like what your dad calls "Transformers." "You know, if you ever get tired Of watching your cyber guys, the grass out back ain't getting any shorter." That's right, Mike Lindell, ol' Mike Lindell claims he's flying a plane of cyber guys down to Arizona to prove voter fraud or something. Although, there's a good chance Mike Lindell thinks any commercial airline is a plane full of cyber guys, because all the passengers are sitting in front of screens. "It's a plane full of tech wizards and cyber guys who've got their own computers built into the seats in front of them, and these computers are so advanced you can pull up any movie you want, including "Gone Girl" or the "Austin Powers" one Or that one where Leonardo DiCaprio almost gets eaten by the bear!" The straightforward, fundamental question at the heart of these Hearings and at the heart of our politics at the moment is whether we're a nation of laws. If Trump can simply escape accountability for a criminal plan to overthrow the government by running for president and declaring himself untouchable, then we no longer have a functioning justice system. As the January 6th committee has documented in painstaking detail, Trump and his cronies have committed many crimes, from inciting a riot to doing this on camera. This has been "A Closer Look." ♪♪ God's Love We Deliver cooks and brings over two million meals a year to men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other serious illness', and they need your help now more than ever. If you're watching this online, you can hit the donate button. Stay safe, get vaccinated, we love you.
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Length: 9min 21sec (561 seconds)
Published: Wed Jul 20 2022
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