TRUE NEWS! Logan Paul, Kim Kardashian & More

should we do some stretches before we start today because yeah you need to limber up so we can go global especially as pewdiepie has been having a go at you but he said i'm sick of scruffy little youtubers uh you know sitting in their bedrooms and commenting on things i'm not in my i'm in my living room so yeah but you said you sleep on the couch and you fall asleep drunk you said you get very sleepy after the wanks i told you genuinely though i got a vpn today and i thought we could uh go global on youtube and find out go flat earth yeah please i found flutter i thought what we could do is go around the world and find out what is trending in other countries not immediately these are not just the same [ __ ] tv nate shores in america everywhere i'll be honest i don't know so we're going to find out but we could go to venezuela brazil i hope you liked it oh yeah we're jumping and jamming we're driving pregnant uk girl who joined isis says she'd do anything to come home how about not join isis in the first place oh no you can't go back in time unless isis has got a time machine at which point [ __ ] me they are gonna win what's happened here is there was a young girl who was lured into isis i think she was muslim in the first place right and so people saw this as a natural road towards her being radicalized graduation not at all graduation because she was sucked in by the glitz and the glam you know the hollywood i wouldn't know what the lure is exactly like what is the reward system maybe she likes a bad boy yeah these regular muslims just praying every day and going about their normal lives just on cutting it for me they're not doing it when i get [ __ ] off them i've got to freak myself off and think that he would suicide bomb someone just to come tell me you'd suicide bomb things oh oh how many would you kill would you kill innocent babies oh oh yeah oh i'm close i'm close tell me you hate western ideology i hit the anyway love i've got to be off i've got a beheading at six you know when you die if you're a member of isis you get many virgins or the irony is if you die in isis you get male virgins that is ironic as [ __ ] isn't it joke is on them ultimately do you know what i mean imagine how disappointed they're going to be they blow themselves to smithereens yeah and then they're finally like right this is it this is what i did it for so where's the virgin surrounded by men and all the men are going sorry oh hello sorry uh oh uh hello oh you liked it for the virgins as well they go in a way oh hello darling oh hello look at you you're looking fantastic it's great and fine to be gay we're in support of that but the irony is for an isis person if there's one thing that isis don't want to be it is gay all right do problems with your problems write in right i'm a member of isis but i'm gay what do i do i'm worried that my leader is also gay heaps look at me in a certain way he's quite camp and he looks at his lips a lot he licks his lips a lot he just pulls out the rocket launcher and starts polishing it and looking at me at the same time just polishing away and he said i can't wait for this to explode at the end he says imagine this imagine this was a giant [ __ ] we've all seen brokeback mountain i can't think of anything more gay than running off with a load of men to live in the mountains and polish weapons yeah together do we need to dress up in camel gear no nobody else is around yeah no one's going to say a spot it just looks so good on me if you don't want to get caught [ __ ] in the bushes camo is the ultimate way to hide yourself she turned her back on britain at 15 she was below a certain age she didn't know what she was doing some people are saying but also people are saying well when you're 15 you know by that point the difference between good and bad if you were the home office or the homo office as uh isis call it i think if she cooperates with the with the um the forces and and tells them everything that they want to know where the people are etc etc fair enough yeah but you've got to be team uk then yeah and i think that we should start calling ourselves team uk you know what i mean team tree we are team gb i want to shia leading anthony joshua's next fight and i think in many ways that's what anthony won so anthony joshua's next fight has been revealed made a video about it i just want you to see what you pick up from this video good morning good afternoon and good evening to fight fans and sports fans from across the world i hope you're all well on june the 1st i'm going to be defending my heavyweight championship titles at msg aka madison square gardens you know when i go i really love lfc i don't go aka liverpool football club the reason you shorten things to just a little acronym right so you don't have to say the long words go into the go into the usa what the united states of america next month i'm going to the ufc yeah aka the ultimate fighting challenge i'm going to be defending my heavyweight championship titles at msg aka madison square gardens against the fight our name jerome miller aka big baby miller live on sky sport we're gonna be live on sky sports aka the people who do sports on tv anthony where are you going going downstairs your whittle aka pp you know the current state of the heavyweight division right now is full of boxing politics but you know how it goes i just gotta roll with the punches quite literally anthony that's your job though in it it's all so funny because he goes i've got to roll with the punches aka boxing and yeah my feet are firmly on the ground i'm not looking too far ahead i'm looking forward to the challenge new york we're coming for that w aka the win so basically the fight everybody wanted for a long time was tyson fury or deontay wilder versus anthony joshua the one thing i forgotten about this video is who's facing aka his opponent miller aka big baby miller can you tell he's not really enthusiastic about this he's bored by it why should we be interested as i was watching i was like you look defeated mentally like because he really wanted that big fight i think oh my god it's rocky my fear finally the rock is back in philadelphia should we fight but if that was the way wwe was it wouldn't work oh my god captain america i'm gonna beat you clearly yeah he ain't happy about it and i just thought it was the least enthusiastic fight announcement i've ever seen in my [ __ ] life staying in the boxing world we had a tweet from a young man's father the young man you can see there he's about to start boxing final preparations for fight night on saturday any words of wisdom to help motivate zachary for his first fight to chris eubank look how sweet zachary looks and his father oh it's adorable don't do it zachary if you take a boxing you can never fight outside the ring you have to always protect people you have to be continuously chivalrous i don't know why being a fighter means that you have to open doors for women element of control and respect you don't have to give you any money to do that yes which will give you distinction that will make you the odd one out i think that he puts his whole being the odd one out as a boxing thing he doesn't realize that even in boxing he is the weirdo but anyway because you will become a hero to the masses which is very lonely you will feel lonely if you drive a big truck and live at the dorchester hotel in london yeah because no one else can afford to live there permanently yes oh sullivan said jesus christ wish him a bit of luck man yeah and someone else said mate he's been doing boxing not transforming into batman he views this as the butterfly effect he is coming in to change the future zachary little zachary barely can read he's going to read that and go i'm hanging the gloves up that's it this isn't for me sorry dad this man that i know nothing about and have no context about is warning me not to box he used to be a really good boxer back in the day so he's celebrity big brother in all of the other celebrity washed up shows moving into youtube now moving in but still kind of boxing the ksi logan paul beef just lingers logan paul's girlfriend or ex-girlfriend now tweeting ksi logan's done well with the women honey you got you got what's her name chloe bennett chloe [ __ ] bennett chloe [ __ ] bennett she was hot she was hot in german uh karina kopp means karina head he has a type done he he goes for those pretty sort of i see what your type is attractive women will have eyes that do this instagram model karina kopf karina head in english could be in hot water she probably takes a bath every day after being involved in an incriminating series of social media interactions with youtuber ksi hi ksi i'm in london love heart she said that right and then ksi had put out a instagram story saying you helped me keep going when i feel lost it was a very like romantic loving instagram story i love you see now a lot of people put two and two together and got five when they thought that these two were connected they're not connected they're not do you know why let me show you this x and c are next to each other on the keyboard ksi has boxers thumbs he just meant to put x he actually put c case closed aka end of the story oh there's another person with the name c who he actually meant to fall in love not many people with the name c and there's a problem i can't think of another catherine catherine starts with a k [ __ ] benny chloe i've seen catherine's with c's all right [ __ ] off i think that this is logan's best mate he goes this is the most petty [ __ ] i ever seen in my life seek help so then she's replied yeah it was a pretty bad joke silly me so she feels a bit bad for it now after keem tweeted it as well so she clearly wants people like keem to be involved and so yeah she's she's loving a bit of she knows keem's playing the flute at the side so basically nothing happened it was a storm in a teacup but what i think is interesting is whenever someone falls out with one of these two guys they instantly go to the other one to make the other one mad me and you fell out and i just became an arsenal fan out of nowhere and started being on all sorts of little beanie and just going like oh it's unacceptable mate we can't be playing like this i'd literally look at you and i feel sorry for you so this is a new jumper available at gucci which obviously wasn't very well thought through offensive to a lot of people basically wasn't it there was a time where a lot of people might not know who watched this where white entertainers would dress up as black entertainers and they'd black up as they say basically have their lips showing a bit like what she's got there yeah a very similar way gucci are getting hammered for this naturally they are saying it's unintentional uh maybe it is maybe it's just terrible fashion if there's one person who doesn't give a [ __ ] what gucci are doing the black people it's floyd mayweather i think my dad needs to stop boxing he older but you know what i'm going to go into oh right so gucci i know you've been a long time supporter are you still supporting after all controversies what controversy bearing in mind at this point the whole world knows about the controversy except floyd mayweather i'm sure you heard you know you know they had the blackface sweater and you know a lot of prominent not a [ __ ] clue his mind is going blackface uh sweater okay yeah uh because everybody say uh where it is or don't wear this i'm worried what the [ __ ] i want to wear i'm about to go in the goose oh [ __ ] me you [ __ ] you know when people are so stupid they think they're smart that's him that's him that is in my head i've always thought about flying he's so [ __ ] rich because of boxing in his head he's like no i'm rich because i'm a genius yeah like you know you're not you said they're gonna be upset with me right there i love it i love it i love it let black people be upset with him all right when he was stood outside the gucci he processed it for a minute and thought like for a second it was like i'm going in here so whatever happens i'm just gonna like own it liam neeson's pr people must have been like thank you floyd i live with myself i do what i want to do when i want to i want to i'm not a follower follows 500 people on twitter 515 to be exact i got friends from all walks of life brilliant he loves a racist yeah hanging out with them all the time that guy behind him massive racist massive he just keeps them around just keep him grounded yeah and to me of course black lives matter first phrase but fair enough i don't think that's the black lives matter probably more than other lives i don't think that's how they were not what you were saying but um i haven't showed them a while on social media so i think i'm gonna uh show one of my bulgari's actually tonight do you ever just take pictures of your possessions oh i've got a new kettle best take a picture of it do you know what i mean no there's another way it works but sometimes cars they say you take them off the latte you know what do you think i love how how this guy's basic abc questions confuse flights so much what's the best investment out right now as far as money-wise i'm not giving nobody no you don't give investment tips i'm not giving no investment tips you don't have any investment tips you go into shops and buy things that's not investing that's buy it you know his business he literally right gets punched in the face for a living and then he owns a few strip clubs yeah the guy is but he's very brought into good business he likes men are always going to want tits yeah investment tits yeah a lot of you out there young businessmen and women wanting tips um first tip don't get punched in the face while boxing and do it for a lot of money set up strip clubs because men will always like tits what which cities would you set these strip clubs up um texas texas that's a state but i'll give it to you new york new york again a state but i'm assuming you mean the city atlanta atlanta you finally nailed it atlanta georgia because in those places people love titties kenny g delighted when kanye sorry kim kardashian delighted when kanye west decorated their home in roses and there's kenny good kanye really get down and decorate or did he just pay people to do it [Applause] now he's very romantic i love the fact that kanye's had all of these put down yeah and kenny's just right there and that was only oh my knocks over another i don't know that in another and then he turns on and they're all smashed on the floor there's roses everywhere and he goes sorry kanye and kanye is just [ __ ] raging i will never sample you again oh look how happy he is though he is very happy it was valentine's day so i get that but it's it's very much like shouldn't it just be about used to being happy together i got kenny j [ __ ] off i don't think that's how kanye did it oh yeah i got box of chocolates and some roses what did you get quality street what did you get kenny g kenny i think he's like what the [ __ ] do i need to do do you have some to get something yeah she's like kanye get off me and he's like [ __ ] me i gotta ring kenny g up here sort this out well originally he was gonna get the game to stand in the middle but it got a little awkward if you know what i mean yeah after the game skull [ __ ] her back when they do do you think he did what's a skull [ __ ] brian youtube searched the game and he'll tell you it's a good line though isn't it i made her swallow my kids until she choked the problem that they've got is now everyone's basically hint and they [ __ ] kim in kanye's mind kim k is like the new modern day marilyn monroe like the unattainable only [ __ ] by like jfk and [ __ ] frank sinatra the top dogs of that era got to [ __ ] marilyn monroe she's just been [ __ ] by a lot of rappers so when they first um this video today is something that i just i have to make because like it's out there after this obviously me and jason are done which is so heartbreaking to me because um i love him so much jason's also the guy who's in the videos with david dobrik he's the older guy that's our fella yeah that's her boyfriend yeah yeah so let's find out what the [ __ ] going that on got with her yeah and i felt like it's like a big middle-aged press yeah basically yeah so brian here's his little compilation of trisha it's 10 minutes of her being toxic and abusive you and i have different ears for sure yours are big mine are small vine was so big and then like it's fun to just watch something for seven seconds it's like it really gives your brain a rest you know it looks like you're an idiot i see why men like her though why there's just sass and bitchiness and he's like a blonde chubby girl jeremy and she's not she's quite overtly sexual and some men would find her attractiveness do you know what i mean i got married before it was like you know rough it was rough because when you hand over that kind of [ __ ] commitment to a woman sometimes it turns them into a nut case and and i can tell she would go nuts with that once she's got you like a [ __ ] black widow spider you're [ __ ] so in the squid world right go on i'll go with it just to see where the journey takes us men get horny before women do bit like humans when they're hungry women sort of use their sexuality in the squid game to lure amani and once he sort of attaches his uh penis or whatever it is they eat the man and they faced on the caucus for like a week afterwards they use their [ __ ] to lure the man in they live off of him they get him to work for them and provide for them and then they slowly but surely crush his soul can we go back to the crying video then so i've got a bit of context now and i'm just gonna put it all out on this video and i'm starting with david because even though jason's creepy and disgusting would you be happy if trisha paytas broke up with you and went brian is creepy and disgusting i think that's a horrible thing to say about someone yeah he's probably just a [ __ ] bloke he's probably the normal bloke this guy there was a vlog where i take all my clothes off in david's house because i'm so pissed i'm just so pissed have you ever been so angry you take all your clothes off i love it when i've got a shirt on and i'm just arguing with a woman and i'm like you just [ __ ] you're disgusting biggest [ __ ] [ __ ] i swear to god that i've ever met in me like that would look really weird if you went i am so angry i need to take on my childhood i think it would actually scare a woman if i started undressing that would terrify your woman be safe what the [ __ ] are you doing me put them back on that's so unusual isn't it yeah trisha we wish you all the best i hope that you recover from this good luck trish you need anyone to [ __ ] you to be honest no but she's attracted to creepy men in other news so basically this girl claims that she is madeline mccann that does look like someone who could be like a young picture of her doesn't it they both have mouths and eyes and noses i wouldn't be surprised if the macans were like oh yeah that she's what ah definitely not her but [ __ ] me the heat is on us right now we need to you said you disposed of the body i did oh lovely to see you where have you been all these things all these years do you remember anything that happened because if you said you killed it if you did then please go home do you have an opinion on it ah it's more of a i don't really give a [ __ ] it's another girl gone kind of thing the one thing that really made me like all the questions uh mrs mcconnel would not answer after she was taken into custody by the police and a lot of the questions about her daughter would help would have helped them try and locate all the basics of the last time you've seen her she refused to answer so many of them in the immediate aftermath and that almost left me like why you know i've been questioned by police before if you've done nothing wrong you tell everyone everything you know yeah and that always just [ __ ] with me a bit like i'm like nah this is dark [ __ ] whatever happened it's dark as [ __ ] oh who the [ __ ] is that so her name is jeremy rose demi rose ryan look her up on instagram for yourself jesus she is unreal is this your kind of girl brian do you like girls every man on the planet would say that she would turn james charles that girl your doctor tells you about trintellix a prescription medicine for depression so you're feeling this overall relief and trintellix had no significant impact on weight in clinical trials you've got this tell your doctor right away if you have worsening depression unusual changes in mood behavior or thoughts of suicide manic episodes or vision problems may occur in some people because manic episodes may occur in some people what the [ __ ] are we what this wasn't part of true news like this is just this has just come on randomly you see how casually they talk about depression this is mental yeah no wonder america as [ __ ] can you imagine them having that kind of advert on the in the uk tv people go crazy yeah that is mental [Music] one of the first things i remember drawing was the genie in aladdin wow like i loved that movie yeah it was a great film wasn't it a little street rat yeah you could be aladdin you're the rat oh yeah good point um arsenal nights like arsenal day bring me the land jafar was an old man that he doesn't look old enough for a star and another thing is jafar had a really um yahoo like a very dark deep vibe now he's like bring me the lamp i mean he's a good-looking guy he doesn't look the way i imagined him to look straight right i'm looking at a survivor someone who looks like he could handle himself someone who looks like a bit of a tough guy a bit more manly than that yeah he just looks soft as [ __ ] you really don't know who i am genie wishes lamb none of that ringing a bell i like will smith but stick to youtube what you're good at will smith's career has just nosedived doesn't it and now it's like can he do that can he do with the genie it's impossible to follow robin williams you're following an actor who was beloved in the time when he was the actor has died since and the greatest at what he did do you know ironically who who i would have had ninja i'm not just saying this steven tries i feel like you need a different direction so you don't go directly head to head and i feel like will smith is just going to come across as a bit of a crap genie british of this oh yeah oh i've been in that lab so long i've been all out of recognition [Music] boys and girls roll up because this video just is gonna be absolutely raucous here i go to get the tattoo that i only got six months ago lasered off this was me after literally the first day of getting it done i felt a bit like this before really yeah i mean i think with this one i i got home and i was like that's not what i wanted when it's being constructed on your skin tattoos you only really know exactly what they're going to look like by the time they're finished all right boys and girls it's currently 6 a.m i mean i've got the shake so yeah it's all i do did you feel like i'm off my head you will be um when you're getting tattooed especially for the length of time you sat there you're not eating you're losing blood you're in pain and you're just sitting there and it's happening for hours and hours and hours he put himself through hell basically but anyways boys and girls it then got even worse i got home and then it all started crumbling off and like what is that that's very normal sometimes even if you look after them they will just drop the ink will drop out and and it will need going over and going over and going over this is where you get it lays that off you know when oil spits at you out of a frying pan right like that like repeatedly oh [ __ ] son oh you put a bastard i think this is a really good video from joe he's got a huge kid audience right yeah they're all gonna be like i want to get a tattoo when i'm 16 17 18. wait this is exactly how so many people do they make a snap judgment on a tattoo and they just get any old [ __ ] and then they hate it for the rest of their life now look at lee for joy can afford to do something about it but sometimes this [ __ ] costs a lot of money then you also you don't want to have to do something you want to be in agony while you're having to do it as well so this is a really good video to the point where i'm going to get some removed which ones i'm going to get this one done ticking off yeah do you know who's going to do it joe i don't know for sure but dr resho who we had on the podcast has offered to do it for us wow it's inspired me to sort my now because i'm really not happy with this one you have been inspired by a youtube video this is the opposite of what true news normally is cheers you're going to be in my belly today y'all bro these are an airpods ball this is a flex mobile that even in your mouth is huge right i mean i've swallowed like big bits of meat before that are bigger than that though you can choose to say geo do not cut that out of context yeah i really didn't think that through no we've been recording for a while i'm sorry i'm not well come on one go oh my god that that's not nice though oh my god i watched this um horror channel recently like the guy the man he talks like this and he tells you lots of stories yeah there was a haunted house that became suddenly unexpectedly even more haunted yeah when teenagers go down to the local house they find crazy things i was watching that channel the other day that rob horror channel guy he told the story about how his kid ate a slug and it had like things in it that eventually like killed the boy who ate it like he got dead to eat a slug and the guy was like yeah okay i'll eat the slug or whatever it like just you could have infections or yeah they had all sorted and i'm just watching these two swallowing this thing and what these idiots didn't realize was that airpods were poised [ __ ] dead within a week or whatever it's got meat uh it's not like meat is it it's got like metal in there yeah they're not supposed to ingest this no never this is something we just say an apple a day keeps the doctor away apple products will likely kill you yes very much so in fact and that's all we have for today unfortunately i haven't been too well uh wish me wish me to get well soon everyone if you could thanks for everyone who regularly tunes into true news whatever the story we're talking about it doesn't matter the most important thing is it's us uh see you next week for more true news aka true news news that's true bye bye see you later aka goodbye good luck good take care aka adios sayonora au revoir aka auf wiedersehen

Channel: True Geordie

Views: 769,876

Keywords: Logan Paul, Floyd Mayweather, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Trisha Paytas, Anthony Joshua, KSI, Boxing, Joe Weller, Will Smith, funny, celebrity

Id: qs3kcuoSAJk

Length: 25min 16sec (1516 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 17 2019