>>> COME ON COME ON COME ON COME
ON. AH, DAMN IT.
>> SCORPINOX WINS. >> YES!
>> NICE GAME. ♪♪♪
>> ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS EPIC.
ALL RIGHT, ATTENTION VIDEO GAMERS, SONIC GOON JUST KNOCKED
OUT GAMER CHICK XX WHICH MEANS THE QUARTERFINAL MATCH OF THE
DEATH FIGHT 12 TOURNAMENT WILL BE SONIC GOON VS. PONE DUNKY.
PONE DUNKY MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE TOURNAMENT STAGE.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. WHAT'S UP.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP.
>> ALL RIGHT, ONE MATCH. BEST TWO OUT OF THREE ROUNDS.
SONIC GOON, YOU ARE PLAYER ONE. PICK YOUR DEATH FIGHTER.
>> PLAYER ONE, CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER.
SCORPINOX. YOU SELECTED SCOPINOX.
>> NO MERCY. ONLY PAIN.
>> HEY, I WAS GOING TO BE SCORPINOX.
THAT'S COOL THOUGH. LET'S SEE WHO OUR PONE DUNKY
GONE TO BEAT YOU WITH. >> PLAYER TWO, CHOOSE YOUR
FIGHTER. DEATH STRIKE.
>> LET'S RIP SOME THROATS UP. >> NO I DON'T LIKE DEATH
STRIKE'S COMBOS. NEXT PLEASE.
>> PYRO. >> WHAT WANTS TO FEEL THE BURN?
>> NOW PYRO'S TOO SLOW MAN. I NEED SOMEBODY LIKE DOOM SNAKE.
WHERE MY BUDDY DOOM STAKE AT? >> BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
>> BOOBOO JEFFRIES. Y'ALL KNOW ME.
HI! >> BOOBOO JEFFRIES?
YO, MIND 12 ADDED SOME WHACK CHARACTERS.
I'M SORRY, BOOBOO, BUT THAT'S A NEXT.
>> YOU HAVE SELECTEDB BALBOA JEFFRIES.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE?
BOOBOO JEFFRIES. BOOBOO JEFFRIES WHO?
IF YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU STUPID. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY, I PUSHED THE WRONG BUTTON, MAN.
CAN WE START IT OVER? >> HEY SORRY DUDE, NO RESETS IN
TOURNAMENT PLAY. >> EVEN IF WE ACCIDENTALLY
PICKED BOOBOO JEFFRIES. A CHARACTER THAT I AIN'T NEVER
EVEN SEEN BEFORE. >>
>> I MEAN, JUST GO TO OUR OVERVIEW.
>> BOOBOO JEFFRIES, FIGHTER OVERVIEW.
>> GET TO KNOW YOUR GIRL, BOOBOO JEFFRIES.
>> PRIMARY ATTACK. >> RIHANNA, RIHANNA, RIHANNA.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SECONDARY ATTACK MOVE.
>> BEYONCE, BEYONCE, BEYONCE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THOSE ARE HER SPECIAL MOVES. MAN, THIS IS A GAME WHERE YOU
RIP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF. >> FIGHTER STRENGTH.
>> MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOM. SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> FIGHTER WEAKNESSES.
>> MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS FIGHTING.
>> FIGHTING? THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOU GOT TO
BE GOOD AT IN THIS. IT'S CALLED DEATH FIGHTER.
>> MY OTHER WEAKNESS IS I GET WEIRD IN GROUPS.
I'M GREAT ONE ON ONE BUT IN BIG GROUPS, SAD IS MY ASS SHUTS
DOWN. I GET QUIET AND IN MY HEAD, WHY
DO I DO THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW, BOOBOO
JEFFRIES. HEY MAN, I PAYED $75 TO PLAY IN
THIS TOURNAMENT, MAN. JUST LET ME BE DOOM SLAYER.
>> HEY, I'M SORRY BRO. RULES ARE RULES.
GOOD LUCK GENTLEMEN. >> SCORPINOX VERSUS BOOBOO
JEFFRIES. ROUND ONE.
FIGHT. >> DEATH PUNCH.
>> NO! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> SCORPINOX WINS. >> YOUR DEFEAT TASTES DELICIOUS.
>> SHE LEFT? YO, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO PUSH
ONE BUTTON. >> YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE A
RIHANNA ON HIM. >> NO, I SHOULD HAVE PICKED DOOM
SNAKE. >> HEY, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO
WIN WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT. LET'S GO ROUND TWO.
>> ROUND TWO, FIGHT. >> RIHANNA, RIHANNA, RIHANNA.
>> THAT RIHANNA MOVING WAS A BIG HELP.
THANKS. >> TRY THE COMBO.
>> LET'S SEE WHAT THE COMBO MOVE IS ABOUT.
>> BOOBOO JEFFRIES COMBO, PREPARE TO BE MARKED.
>> COMBO. >> OH, YOU GETTING MARKED FOR
DEATH. I KNEW MY GIRL BOOBOO WOULD COME
THROUGH. >> OKAY, LISTEN UP BUSTER.
THE FUNNY BUSINESS ENDS NOW. NOW HIT THE ROAD, JACK.
>> THAT'S A REAL MAN RIGHT THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M PUSHING ZERO BUTTONS
RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS JUST HAPPENING. >> HEY, YOU GOT WAX IN YOUR
EARS? I SAID SCRAM.
>> WOW, REALLY SAVED THE DAY THERE, MARK.
>> OKAY, REAL TALK. NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM VIE
LENS. WHEN YOU FIGHT, YOU LOSE.
SO BOOBOO JEFFRIES IS REMOVING HERSELF FROM THE SITUATION,
WHICH MEANS BOOBOO JEFFRIES WINS.
>> WINS AT WHAT? LIFE, OR THE GAME?
>> SCORPINOX WINS. >> SO, NOT THE GAME.
GREAT, COOL. ♪♪♪
>> AND SONIC GOON TAKES IT. HE'S GOING TO THE SEMI.
>> WELL THERE'S A REASON WHY BOOBOO JEFFRIES ISN'T ON THE
COVER OF THIS GAME WITH ALL OTHER FIGHTERS.
>> YEAH. SHE HATES GROUP SETTINGS.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M SORRY.
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME? >> AMY.
>> SHUT UP, AMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
