Tourette's Romance | Cheating Date Gets Busted TWICE!

right I went on a date I asked someone on a date wondering why I'm late it's not actually my fault I was on time but there was a man who came to my house to fix my boiler this morning I was like I'm gonna make a video I'm gonna hop in the shower I'm gonna groom I'm gonna do the video I'm gonna go to bed what happened was I put the shower on right and all the cold water was coming out and I didn't know it was cold so I got all like unclothed and such and I literally bounced off the shower like I I've never moved so fast in my life it was like I was a bouncing ball for just a split second when we are youing and it wouldn't fix and I called the hotline and they said it was my card and I couldn't get a card all day I went from shop to shop and none of them had the card for the my specific boiler the top-up card became an issue everywhere they told me that b1 there wasn't I kept ringing them back but kept putting me on hold for hours they kept hanging up on me because of my Tourette's and it was just a hellish hellish hellish hellish hellish day and when I finally got the card it didn't work and they had to call in a gas man to come and change the gas meter right now this gas man looked like an even cuter version of Captain America you know in anime when like you opened the door and someone's literally sparkling like there's a like a sound effect and there's a guy and it's like pink background and hearts in the background it's just like hello I have come to change your gas meter it was like that I was like whoa I didn't think he was actually gonna come because he came like two hours or so later than the people on the phone said that he was gonna arrive but holy hell did I [ __ ] did I [ __ ] did I [ __ ] and I [ __ ] what he was really tall he was really pretty and normally I don't really take that in because I'm a demo session and I don't care how people look holy hell did I oh did I did I check out his ass but in this situation it was more the way he behaved that intrigued me did I I don't know I have a really [ __ ] memory but he was kind of pretty so maybe I did maybe I didn't I don't know did I think daddy oh he knew bunny language he was like interacting with Anna and Peter in the perfect way he knew all the things to say to bunnies in their own words like he did the whole what he did the whole put your hand out let them sniff you first then if they stay forward and stay engaged then you can stroke them and then like you sit near him but you don't make too much eye contact because it freaks prey animals out and stuff like that he knew all the black bunny language and I was like you know if you know how to respect a Blin can you respect my buns and he was very respectful and he was very kind about my Tourette's and he did not give a [ __ ] did anything funny happen with the guy I stayed away from him because he was been over a lot and I did tell him that God didn't love him I did tell him I'd [ __ ] the Queen I told him that I'd do very inappropriate things with his grandma things I won't repeat and I could tell he was trying not to laugh he was really smooth with it too like even when he was taken aback I noticed I noticed a clear just throat whenever I had a tick I have a sneaking suspicion that's why his way of hiding I laugh I start getting talking to me and is very curious about my setup and he asked me straight up are you a streamer and he didn't want to say cuz he'd been to my house and I didn't want to get ducks he was like so what do you do cuz he looked in heels like my to be a streamer and I was like you've been in my house like [ __ ] am I telling you I he fixed the thing I said I'm really sorry I can't stop and chat because I have to get on with the stuff I do the mystery stuff I don't want to confirm or deny that I get up to in this room seems like okay I won't keep you and I sat here and I'll say I'm so sorry I'm late guys at least I had a good view but I was late because there was someone fixed my gas meter and he heard me complimenting him outside my front door cause he hadn't left yet and he slipped his phone number on a little card through my door oh that scared the [ __ ] out of me I thought he was still here I was like I definitely let him out right he's like he's just there listening to me go hmm did I check out as I don't know so i sat with that card and didn't want to do anything about it because I was just like this is not a good idea that's firstly the first thing I thought right pretty guy puts his number through the door this duck he's a [ __ ] he he's a [ __ ] so easy right so uh [ __ ] he said the first thing I thought was that maybe he might do this often and that I I don't particularly want to get involved with someone and be like part of some harem so I I was cautious and I was like no I'm not gonna do anything about this and I put the card up my ass right up there Wow up there I put it I put it in the cupboard next to the gas meter in case there are any more problems so yeah that was that was all nice and everything but then I was thinking to myself dude is like I don't really believe in in leagues but in the easiest way to explain is this dude is out of my league like there is no way that I could I could just don't even try and then I got really drunk with my friends and woke up on my couch with the guests man's number on the desk next to my phone and I was like no no no looked at my messages and dad said hello and it was a really capturable calm like calm conversation it wasn't flirty at all or anything like that I was like I like your tits you wanna come over it was like hi thank you so much for being understanding about latex it was really nice to meet you um I hope you got home safe for some you know innocuous [ __ ] like that and he replied and he was like don't worry about it you seem like a really charming person so what is it that you do and I was like well don't tell anyone but I might stream and we had like a really normal conversation I was like holy [ __ ] my social skills are on point even when I'm drunk I didn't know this about me like I feel like I leveled up like plus ten charisma was like [ __ ] hell yeah I rock this [ __ ] right and um yeah so that happens um then I spent the next few days like I should not pursue this I can't pursue this any updates on the gas man I have no updates for you about the app I thought about the gas man like he seems really nice but how do I like ask him the how do I like how do I take this off the phone and into the world like up any updates on the gas no there is no update for my gas man I'm sorry I wish I had more interesting news what if I really do want to get to know this person what if he's really cool how will I know unless I take him somewhere and give him the food so like I was like how do I give him the food why wouldn't you be able to ask people on dates I'm a [ __ ] and I should feel like a [ __ ] cuz I'm frightfully human and insecure at times and I don't feel like I am like enough sometimes like a wow that is an amazing human and I totally don't deserve that one moving on and the minute I asked my discord how'd you go on a date they I started getting hate mail so I shut up about it you know what everyone advises me now that I stream there like if you get a boyfriend tell no one if you're dating don't talk about it like when I started talking to my friends about I got a date I actually did the thing they like tell no one and I was like I don't really know if I want to do that and that's why I was open about it when I asked discord I was like how do I ask someone on a date and I did not expect the response I got to be fair like people were really like mean and I got a few messages from regular people that I've been chatting with and discord and they turned from hey how are you doing how's and you're doing what you've been up to today - [ __ ] you're gonna get what's coming to you over nothing and I was just like oh whoa this sucks but like the way I feel about it is [ __ ] it you know the people who were here for the right reasons are you gonna stay and to help with everyone else I don't need any [ __ ] boys in my chair or in my [ __ ] or in my sammich I really liked this guy I was so impressed by him at first and I thought you know what even if it just ends in friendship I don't I don't want this just to be a passing encounter I would love to get to know this person in the end I just went so you know what I think you're a really lovely person I'd love to get to know you a little better would you like to come back down to my town and maybe go exploring in some caves and try some food and I sent the message it took me about a day and a half to work up the courage I never asked anyone ever [ __ ] and I looked him I asked him and he said yes after a really long time and I was like I'm an idiot why did I ask him no one's gonna I have to rest like no one's gonna know one would date me why did I ask him on a date and then ping he said yes and I was like holy [ __ ] I did the thing and I kept ticking on the stream I did the thing cuz I was like I [ __ ] did the thing right I did it I I actually [ __ ] did the thing right I was so happy I checked on the some of the vod's and I could tell the time frame when I had just asked the gas man out on a date and he said yes and it took me so much courage I was like so terrified and never asked anyone on a date before and I was a I did the thing and I actually had that tick for a little while as I did the thing I did the thing I did the thing I did the thing I did the thing I [ __ ] the cat I know I've given myself the dig I think I had that tick for days I did the thing right so we met up it was really fun we sat in a cave we talked we looked at the sea we ate we went up and to this really beautiful garden cliff and we watched the the sunset and there was rainbows and then we went back to mine and we played apex and it was really fun and I thought he was really lovely and I was like wow I did the thing and actually went [ __ ] well and he seems nice and I was like I'm not gonna get ahead of myself here and I kind of felt like this is lovely but you know just like don't get ahead of yourself make a friend that's what you should do first day make a friend that's level one and it may never go beyond that but you've done the thing right and that was my attitude yeah yeah I could see how it's tough to know whether or not you like someone over a meal or by going to a movie at a cinema or for example having them show up at your house to repair your boiler and it a lil Anita wing okay and I started playing some games with him every now and again and that was nice and it was really friendly and he was a good dude right but then one day his message he messaged me and he was like my friend deleted all the messages and blocked your number I'm really sorry is this you I'm pretty sure this is you and I was like yeah this is me um is everything okay and he was like just not responding at all all of a sudden and I was like oh okay and for a few days nothing was said and then I told me my personal trainer about it and he was like I think this friend has also blocked you here let me message him so he messaged improper wingman personal trainer okay going on all right and he unblocked me apologized and said when we go on our when we go on our second Meetup I'll tell you all about it so this is where it goes downhill how he turned out to be just like Captain douchebag he messages me in the middle of the night to say I'm at a strip club and I'm not paying these hookers but cares nobody should get paid for doing practically nothing and I was like wait and then he was like you know what if you feel comfortable no pressure but maybe we could get you a dance and I was like wait I don't I don't do that [ __ ] um so I told my PT and I was like isn't that weird he seemed so nice and he was like I bet you anything there is a girlfriend or an ex or somebody in his life and he and they texted you that to make you Scarpa I bet that wasn't him and I was like I don't know that's better I think that's worse cuz that means there's someone else right so I carry on talking to him and I try to clarify whether or not that was actually him making the offer or not it was him the dude legit boasted about shortchanging hookers and invited me to come out and do it with him right and this point was like this guy is definitely just a friend there maybe not even like how do i how do i ghost this guy how do i just just just know right and then a two days later he's like so when are we gonna go when we go to go gonna go to the next date when we gonna go to the next date right and I'm like huh I'm kind of busy this weekend but yeah and then the next day he's like would you like to play Peck's and I was like oh yes and I wasn't gonna you think you're just like how do I escape this now and the the next day I get a message from his girlfriend the gas man exploded and I'm gonna read it to you guys hi Anita I'm contacting you because I think you might have the right to know my name is this and I'm that guy's girlfriend we've been in a relationship since February this year I'm the one who blocked your number even though I know he told you it was a friend I found her messages and confronted him on this day and I moved out the house we both lived in and on this day he contacted me to apologize and beg my forgiveness which he told me it was a stupid mistake and he were to get back together he then came up to see me and spent the night on this date where we decided to get back together and he promised he hadn't met up with you or and never wanted to talk to you again now those dates are actually two days after he met up with me for the first time so like yeah throughout talking to me every night he was still meeting with his girlfriend um he swore he'd never speak to me again and he kept talking to me I met him in this town since Friday afternoon for the weekend and he asked me on a little romantic getaway so we can get back to normal which is when I found your messages with him so whilst he was still talking to me and inviting me to strip clubs he was asking her on a romantic getaway yeah there's there's there's more but we don't need to disclose their personal [ __ ] I don't know I do not care I'm out like I basically explained to her the whole situation I'm like I am so sorry she went for the sake of my relationship could you stop messaging my boyfriend please and I was like really really sure and I explained to her I had actually lost interest because he invited me to a strip club I had been like you know shortchanging hookers so I am kind of glad that you know I have an excuse to back the [ __ ] up now but just so you know he did meet up with me and he seemed very keen and he's been trying to arrange a second date this whole time like right up until the time you messaged me yeah it's the gas man is old news he's long gone I did message him and say I have spoken to your girlfriend please [ __ ] my kitten go on please never message me again I really hope that one day you become a better man and stop being the kind of guy that women try to forget but it's cool like at least I found out one day in and I know that I can ask people out on dates now so yeah I know that he watches these so dude if you're watching I really am grateful that you showed me that I can seduce hot men just by being awkward near them and offering them food that's great that means they stand a chance of not being single someday I don't appreciate being lied to get the [ __ ] out of my chest and never come back and learn to respect women and don't you dare hurt that girl again but I did like a special message to his girlfriend sounds like someone needs to seduce the gas man's girlfriend Anita wink yeah you know who you are sweet her and you know what lady you probably are never gonna watch my stream you probably feel very jealous and threatened by me because I nearly accidentally stole your man and I'm very sorry about that he's is you don't have anything to worry about in that respect he's all yours but should you ever decide that you want to be treated with respect or should you ever need to escape that dude and live somewhere else for a bit my door is open you have a friend I'm sorry I'm sorry that you've been treated like [ __ ] and I'm here for you just like hey if you ever feel you know like you don't want to get treated really badly and disrespected anymore you're welcome to come over and get to know me because I certainly know how to respect a woman and that's it no more des man and hopefully no more [ __ ] hate mail for people I thought were friends I was kind of more excited about the fact that I proved to myself that my disability wasn't as much of an obstacle as I thought it was and that people might like me upon first meeting me you know that I might actually make a good impression despite offering to fist them and stuff and you know I I kind of like I just I've come away actually feeling much more confident now than I was before because I was like this dude is out of my league this dude would never like me why am I doing this why am i even chancing this this is such a dumb idea and then when I got going I was like [ __ ] yeah I can do this [ __ ] so I still come away feeling like yeah when I find someone he's lovely I'm gonna have be much more confident making my feelings know and I I'm lucky enough that I didn't get particularly attached to the dude I didn't really know him so I have nothing to mourn and I have nothing to feel bad about I feel a little bit worried for this girl but apart from that I feel pretty fine [Music]

Channel: Sweet Anita

Views: 1,912,132

Keywords: sweet_anita, sweet, anita, twitch, top twitch clips, tourettes, twitch clips, top clips, compilation, streamer, dating, repair man, cheating, dating horror story, scarper, secret girlfriend, captain america, bishie sparkle

Id: 72cUEMAzf9E

Length: 21min 38sec (1298 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 08 2019