touching robots inappropriately in VR

oh my oh my gosh welcome it's me yup and welcome back to whatever we're doing on here today did I put something stupid behind me Oh what is that so this game here job simulator a lot of people have asked me to play it for quite a while I figured we might as well finally do it today cuz y'all have been very good you've been very good lately I'm not gonna lie I appreciate you being so good what if I turn him off boop-boop turn you off okay sorry guys this is job simulator I have no frickin clue what it's about alright why don't you grab one of the job cartridges off the table and let's get started what if I just throw this instead what do you think about that oh honey I'm gonna start with store clerk because I've seen footage of somebody - oh sorry I've seen footage of this and this that I never seen this so slushies and hotdogs you'll love the convenience store okay I don't want to talk to you anymore goodbye hello human welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk what's up dude make it hand steaks baby I'm on camera so we're definitely not stealing lottery tickets oh this is cool okay let's kind of Oh five nights at Freddy's which one does foxy come up from that one next person please open up the shop this here this is the yeah and this is gonna be really good hold on your first Hey what you got what you got on your head let me see it I would like to purchase these okay I'm gonna put them in the bag by my bouncing off your head watch this Oh [Music] how many times can I do this wow you are you have good you're good at catching in your bat wait I didn't scan them hold on here we go yes what okay one of those neat cylinders please oh of course the hot dogs are in the freezer make sure you heat them up yeah just a little bit okay oh just so a hot dog coming right I got it for you don't worry don't even worry about it we're just gonna yep here we go there you go Oh looking good looking very good either hot ooh and we're gonna put it in the bunt looks acceptable hurry up and hand it so I can get eating already we can't just scan a hot cold on I can just hear that hot dog to me human I ate half of it here you go thanks a bunch it's the miniature it's a new mini hot dogs oh crap we burnt it oh my gosh no hold on okay these are that extra well-done they're extra well-done oh this thing okay pay the man all right here's your paper currency thank you get the freak out of here don't forget to hand over the change oh yeah whatever here bye-bye come again hi your fancy Oh oh my did you bring those in yourself okay hold on watch this would you delight friggin Jackie how do I I actually don't flush oh that's fantastic a frozen slushy delight coming right up what flavor would you like joke's on you you're getting both Oh get him a little bit of this waiter would you kindly jumbo size that wait I've already started it well give him both because both is better okay and I'm gonna put it right here how do I jumbo size it hold on one second I know what I'm doing so relax beep jumbo size er beep Wow does it happen again I wanted to do it again okay we're just gonna okay I put this right here yes oh you're very good at standing thank you would you pass it to me yeah you're lucky cuz I tried to throw it at you but you caught it it was pretty good and then you pay you pay the money give me the money please and here's young banknotes for you to change human cool but I'm also gonna keep the slushy and we'll see if he says anything about that oh this was the change oh hey your change Hey oh he denies this guy paid for a slushie he did not get I'll drink this one that's fine that was good watch this welcome come on in come on in how are you I love your glasses bye take a paper copy of yesterday's news yes I know where those are because I do work here and I do notice the paper copy of course here you go there you go in the bag secure the bag sure thing I have those did you want the lumberjack part or do you want snuggle bucks right I'll give you sucka bucks there you go okay I already put it in the bag okay sure we can I can do that for you I'm just gonna scratch oh you didn't win oh well you know what honestly can I do another one for her let's do another one hold on you're gonna have to pay for all these though you know that right you seem really nice and I'm gonna make I'm gonna make you a winner here don't worry look here you go look you won you wanted there you go are you gonna do you not look there you go you win why are you so sad make it rain for the winner look you did it oh what a catch when you are lovely day G oh I missed yeah no problem enjoy winning the freaking lottery by the way next person please keep it moving my gosh are you gonna be one of these people that gets on the phone look I hang it up hey hold on one second cuz I don't like your attitude people who do this by the way are the worst here you're freaking hot dog this is your hot dog I wipe my butt on it there you go and you know what you getting to also yeah we're getting two hot dogs Odie I'm sorry did you want here you go didn't know if you wanted to catch up and Western on these I'm gonna make sure this is good hold on oh oh yeah you're gonna like this one it's gonna be good gigabyte gum all right there you go are you done there you go oh my gosh there's a kid there's a kid in the store look out here for an eerie mom use a little bathroom no no no don't leave your kid here by himself okay honestly I like the attitude and I think that you do need sugar here we go we're going to slushy let's hurry up before mom gets back you know I'm saying hold up hold on I got you buddy don't worry here you go oh okay yeah we can do more that's fine you sure your mom is okay with this I think that she's probably fine with it I'm gonna hit you with the Jumbo cuz you look like a kid that likes what they like your mom's definitely taking a dump in there by the way cuz she's still she's still in there he go you want more okay okay thank you come back here what do you mean what did I do she asked for sugar toe this place is looking sick but you know what it needs oh my gosh I'm on energy brandy get the freak out of here did you hit me that ketchup I dropped the ketchup with these glasses I'll put these on yeah can I have the hat - oh my guy no I got it look that is a display and I have right there look at that thing let's lock it in locking it in it's been locked in oh yeah that's the good stuff oh yeah something to replace my electrolytes I sure do electrolytes electrolytes not a problem not a problem I'm gonna get you with the this thing oh sorry yeah I guess you're buying that cuz I just scanned it so you wanted five of these right that'll be fifty five sixty nine use your money take it well dude no hold on you can't have this hello human eyes like I've got some money to blow that's good here give me stop okay no problem okay he just wants this guy literally wants anything so I mean I'm gonna give you a couple magazines you know I'm saying oh oh there we go I'm just gonna take this out we'll put this in the bag right here and that's oh goodness grace oh let me go sir slushie in the back um our schedule honestly do you want yeah there you go he can have the schedule there you go and I think that's it that'll be 50 bucks did you literally just try to steal my mustard make sure you grab their money yeah I did that thanks for the honestly Holman can I can i I'm just gonna put this sign for myself for later hello Nichelle's itself oh yeah I'm just trading your hats real quick that's fine and this one hold up right here this oh oh the fire sauce a dog where does this go I'm just gonna cigarette I don't know where this goes just is this okay just one second I'm gonna and while I'm here I'm gonna get okay hello hey what's up I don't know am i hold on so you're telling me to give away merchandise - this is not here you can have it oh yeah see today's not your lucky day open that safe and give me all yeah sure oh no the safe okay I'm just gonna open the safe okay no sudden moves right I'm opening the safe okay we're gonna get this thing surprised idiot I've got the gun oh he's got another gun kid this isn't you're gonna have to pay for these get your stupid hat can I take this get this off of here take your banana okay where you in on it the whole time nobody move yeah yeah that was it okay oh he actually wants the cheddar okay he wants three of them okay I'm gonna have to ring you there you go okay I got your banana oh and he literally got arrested immediately whoa are you good yeah I got hot dogs juice I think so too he wants something to get attention okay I mean hi this is my favorite thing right here there you go changing you real quick all right here you go hold on hold this can you get this out of it yeah I'm gonna also make the hot sauce bigger yes okay and then for a big burrito big hot sauce I got you fam don't worry about it oh well crap can you hold on sorry just uh hey just give me what's inside of you oh I am I'm gonna do this yeah in the meantime here you go that didn't oh you have to buy this no I'm sorry you wanna throw one second I have a really good idea just this idea I have okay we're gonna oh yeah dude hold up oh this is fantastic ready freeze I'll do one more oh my gosh how many times have I said one more I this game's great thank you for telling me to play it by the human oh hey I'm Stan you were held at banana Point early this evening I was yes yeah sure the suspects we just need you to point out who did it who took your cheddar let me make it simple for you here are the three suspects just hand me the one who did okay you're certain honestly yeah it was this guy on the phone yeah yep yep definitely oh well you do whatever you want okay okay well I mean yeah that was awesome oh you can ring them up for the mug shot and you put this in Oh okay guys that was uh was it called store clerk I in jobs simulator if you liked it be sure to smack like let me know so I can do more things in job simulator because there's obviously a lot to do I love you guys thank you for being here I will see you in the next video make sure you keep that chin up work hard and believe in yourself and as always have a by 5 how far out of this thing can you walk oh there's my green screen I found it

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Rating: 4.9347301 out of 5

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Id: vPRx7lkQ7Ho

Length: 14min 21sec (861 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 15 2020