Total Warhammer 3 Dinosaur Only Campaign Part 2

they Frolic they Frolic in the enemy units it's adorable and by adorable I mean [ __ ] terrifying but you know it can be both it can be both yeah the lag there knocking three or four over with each wag I love that and now we continue the dinosaur campaign we have organic Machines of war that we will be using to crush our enemies so here we've taken a little bit of damage not very much uh two turns for a punishment will be back to 100 we don't even need that though really on down here with three turns off from recruiting two arcs of sotek and one solar engine these guys are gonna be awesome for increasing our DPS specifically against blobbed up enemies except for the solar engine any specific unit that I want to Target will get blasted by that oh that's a proper Army not a crazy one that is looking pretty strongly in my favor and they have zero anti-large units that I can see except for I mean the skeleton spearm but they don't really count they're not that good I think we just win this I don't know why they put themselves there oh we ought to resolve that with medium cash abilities why would they put themselves there man come on come on sometimes the AI just makes it too easy for me it's it's quite annoying okay so you guys are going to just kind of bumble your ways up here give a nice friendly greeting and then the stegadons are going to absolutely murder them once they're a little distracted by The distillatons Who they're pretty much incapable of hurting honestly it feels more like the bastillodons just want to play than anything I doubt they even feel any pain because of the amount of armor they have I mean they have like 12 inch thick armor 140 is just absurdly High just happy little Dino poppers having a good time on the other hand the stegodons they they do seem mad they seem quite upset about something they're really they're trying to kill everyone there we are just slowly just sitting on them preventing them from doing anything and killing them ultimately our mass is our biggest strength to be honest oh that was a nice charge that was not particularly hard that was a good one at time I ran a poll on what to do with my facial hair and you you guys voted overwhelmingly for mutton chops but fortunately today sponsor manscaped has decided to generously help me out doing this you've probably heard of manscape before but they've branched out from the lawnmower 4.0 and now they also have a beard hedger let's get started here on top of being waterproof and having 20 different beard lengths with just one guard the beard hedger also has titanium coated t-blades that are tough on hair but smooth on your face the beard Hatcher is a high-tech piece of art and a travel size package with long lasting battery Universal charging and a strong motor not a single scrape and I was not being careful there I mean I am literally working with OBS in a mirrored camera here if I can do it in this situation you can do it no problem at home if you want to either do 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many Spears but we have dealt with Spears before it's a bad matchup ah God it's it's gonna hurt this is gonna hurt but I think we win this I am actually glad that I got that replenishment because that additional like just 10 HP that will matter here don't Rampage already no bad carnosaur and then all the big boys are coming in I I really did kind of let them run into each other a bit here but ultimately they did a pretty good job that was a nice one let's see this guy they're so slow but oh they they only knock a few over it's still awesome though the Bastille addons really do seem like they just want to play honestly they just they Frolic they Frolic in the enemy units it's adorable and by adorable I mean [ __ ] terrifying but you know it can be both it can be both yeah the lag there knocking three or four over with each wag I love that their leadership's really starting to go down here several of their units are wavering what what are you doing how are you moving to the side like that are you stuck on the back of the Chariot what the [ __ ] was that there we go getting that mass moving using it to our advantage those charges should get them the route pretty quickly almost all of them and that's all of them they're gone yep just flopping down that is a lot of skeletons I could have played that better I'm pretty certain but seeing Zero losses I I don't feel too bad the skeletons may not contain many calories but they certainly die quite easily we'll have to resort to eating skinks which I mean we generally just resort to they're quite tasty no walls here no walls that's good and we do have the variance here I really want to try the solar engine and the arcs of sotac I think they'll be very fun to use it's a little risky but I think we take that risk and if we need to we can just back off we do lose the auto resolve oh oh no these guys are scary these guys are not very nice oh so much weapon strike they're gonna hurt like a son of a [ __ ] let me chill there they do have skinks on their backs but they would be pretty functional without them as well it's not like the skinks are actually Manning this it's just dinosaur magic [ __ ] which I really love you two are gonna start back here and we're just gonna wait the two minutes and kill that one Lord not bad and he's dead okay good what a boom oh man quite a bit of damage there the sepulchral stalkers I think were best off just killing them with every [ __ ] thing that we have as soon as possible if we do that it will not be a long-term threat but only a short-term one they will be a large short-term threat don't get me wrong our sheer mass and quantity of units against them I think was pretty effective okay these guys are dying without doing much damage that that is great that was a good call then uh you're taking a lot of damage from something I think maybe oh yeah the you shot the great Bo's eye you little shits and you can kill you shot the great bows this guy might not be able to but you can and yeah we finally stopped these guys from firing oh my God he got yeeded certainly doing a lot of damage there very good matchup all right you're finally where I need you to be pop that get that value do that damage yes yes yes yes yes kill those halberts taking a lot of damage in the process but please kill them all that Arc of so Tech is beautiful that deals quite a lot of damage to them that's the Army losses there we go oh my God I don't think any of our dinos died there oh I didn't realize those halberts were there I did not see them until I was actually in battle but yeah those arcs of sotek were the only reason we won that battle four more turns of recruitment we do need four turns of replenishment anyways we nearly died there we barely won that [ __ ] let me guess you want peace I'm gonna go with a noop on that one okay this should be a relatively straightforward Siege battle maybe nope not another resolve not even close we can probably just you know deserve the control points they're genuinely realistically is not a way to stop this many [ __ ] dinosaurs from getting to your control point if they want to go to your control point the dinos do seem to get stuck on each other quite frequently that is a big downside with them oh no oh we are getting through just not very [ __ ] efficiently got three bestyladons through I don't know why they're the ones you managed to get through you are actually taking too much damage that's sketchy you are taking way too much [ __ ] damage holy [ __ ] oh my God that that second one's gonna die that is our first dinosaur death right here yep oh man God damn he took damage quickly the halbirds are pretty much dead here God damn it they're 15 [ __ ] hundred value there we go nice yeah we did lose one oh it was rank six two that sucks that is a lot of damage but they only have one small settlement left so oh okay that's just archers then we charge that even if there's a couple good units the majority of them being archers means that we win that yep we win that and auto resolve so I've been thinking about this a lot where do we expand I don't really know we don't have any great options unpleasant surrounded by uninhabitable up here really [ __ ] same over here because this is uninhabitable for us it's Wasteland this is just all unpleasant I don't even really want this and then if we do take this then we have to fight Scarborough because we'll be close to him and he'll attack us the way that I'm gonna do this is I'm gonna kill these lizard boys because I'm not allied with them at all yet and they have good territory for me yeah I think that's gonna be the way we go here why why come the [ __ ] on oh my God that's ah my whole plan I just my whole [ __ ] plan just went out the window there oh this is worst case scenario by a mile this is worse than what I thought the worst case scenario was for this situation oh you piece of [ __ ] if we Ambush him we do be in by a lot if we don't Ambush him I don't know I really want to defend that and then when they move up here if they overextend I can punish that this is so much more difficult than the plan that I had oh and you you little piece of [ __ ] you're over here as well we have a lot of units in here but I might need a lord as well yep you're doing that I counted on that that's fine that's okay okay you're still attacking that oh God they're encircling I'll probably have to sell you out I'll probably have to Sally out I don't see another way there they don't really have much of a front line in terms of like front line versus front line we [ __ ] demolish them I am confident I am 65 sure that we win this do we just charge here I think we have to just charge here this is a little bit of a vietnamesque battle in that we can't see a goddamn thing because of these trees ooh the great weapons charging into us and there's a few other units of really more great weapons here uh it's really mostly a matter of just grinding them down over time balance of power is going up this guy dying will be huge that'll be very big for us okay we're all routing here but we're gonna come back and ultimately the balance of power is slightly in our favor now which it was quite a bit against us to begin with okay all right that was a lot of damage but we did win that I would say moderately decisively yeah we get these guys and then if they're still just loitering here if they can't uh get all the way back there then we will kill them pretty easily and if they attack again we win we're not in Dire Straits but we could be one loss puts us in a very rough position we can't afford that right now you are gonna attack that that does make sense decisive defeat ought to resolve but I don't know if I trust that I really think that with the arcs of sotek we can just grind them down here they have a few units that are very dangerous thoric is individually quite dangerous as well as long as we try and deal with them quickly I think we're gonna be all right there and I'm pretty sure that crocgar eats his ass because we have 30 bonus versus large all of you are gonna go just right to the middle you are definitely going for the rock iron route the downhill charge here was absolutely gorgeous moving slow until they get that charge bonus there we go oh just crushing them absolutely crushing that first unit they're just all trampled oh my God that was beautiful let's see how much damage what they took like no damage from that that's insane that is ridiculous they all got trampled by the [ __ ] basilicons very fortunately for me thoric iron brow decides to kind of push up I had krought garbatim into doing that to be fair but it's still a bad decision on his part down here the arcs of sotac are just so incredible for me so incredible so much damage oh love the effect from them most of their units are getting hit from them all the time especially here that one's massive the damage there is pretty gigantic you can see their health bars all just dripping down uh you're gonna charge them again and you're gonna help tank some of that damage too I decided to use both the stegadon and crocgar against him basically to have an extra HP pool and just make sure that we were extra safe uh because the stegadon is super tanky like 8K HP versus cracker on has like 5K oh and there he goes uh thoric is dead great damage in here great damage a lot of them are going down the balance of power is now in our favor not like wildly but quite a bit I love juggling these abilities it's really fun just making sure they're all in the right position and stuff like that I think it'll look awesome in the replays too although I haven't actually I don't know what that'll look like because I can't really focus on that uh just staring at cool things when they happen is is not the best way to do well in this game unfortunately and there's the Army losses oh that was so good that was so good the arcs of sotek not that big in terms of the kill numbers but over a thousand value on every single ad well pretty much every single one of these guys oh you guys are unbreakable okay that's five arcs of sotek on one unbreakable unit let's see how long they stay alive here oh that is just so much happening in such a small space my eyes my retinas and oh my God that help that health is just plummeting 740 gold tell you on this guy that's crazy for a feral basilodon rock guard probably backs off here uh we take this the size of Victory Auto resolve we just take that for free uh yeah we should have chased these guys down more we really should have I'm actually gonna go for some Global because crocgar really does need two turns for replenishment so I will I will grab that uh just having more meat for the meat grinder but we kind of are the wheat grinder having more meat grinders for the meat that's more accurate I think we just take this because from here we should be able to get down here in one turn I think and this is just free right now it's not defended at all no that's a bad War that's such a bad War man um we do have lightning strike now so they're dumb as [ __ ] for moving up we just got lightning strike that's just free food for us right there sorry what with three [ __ ] bastillodons lost we ought to resolve this I could fight this all at once but it just doesn't make sense to I should just lightning strike it I'm more likely to Auto resolve this Army than I am this first Army because this Army I know I'm gonna trade well against every single unit in here there's not one unit I'm afraid of I know I can do well in a real battle this Army the Slayers they might be underweighted and auto resolve to be honest Victory is in our grasp already we haven't done [ __ ] yet and this is looking very nice here just a basic blob I'll probably just speed this one up they are very very dead and we took more damage than I was hoping for I would say probably 30 damage across the board uh I don't really see any downside to attacking this oh the Slayers they have me worried these are high rank pistolidons but honestly I think I'm gonna take that a lot of damage but that is overall acceptable and and then we can just go back to here I was just thinking that that could happen um I think we moved crocgar to this settlement and then if he needs to he can probably reinforce that in force March in one turn oh we could get peace with these guys and 3200 gold but I don't know if they'll stick with it what I could maybe do is wipe this out maybe even take it and then sell it back to them I don't know if that will actually improve our relations but it is pretty much free gold and it will make them weaker which is also a positive I'm gonna go for the fastest possible control Point win I don't want this to take long the longer this takes the more damage I'm taking from towers and all that and that's just not great and what what wait [Laughter] I was like what the [ __ ] going on with that I think we found a new bug with the latest patch you okay up there guys you all right what the [ __ ] is happening here what is what is this what is this I have zero mods installed right now sometimes I have the better camera mod but not right now I actually have it turned off I don't think you're ever supposed to see the underside of a bastillaton like that I feel like I'm I'm accessing Forbidden Knowledge here for some reason I can't stay zoomed in oh no your legs are gone your legs are gone ah [ __ ] this [ __ ] legs have fallen off wait no his legs are actually still below him he's on his side but his legs are below him oh dear this is this is quite a new issue here I don't know what happened to this patch but I've I've fought on this map a lot of times and this has never happened before might not even need to go in this side I don't know what they're doing oh they're just so slow that they are they are actually doing the right thing to be fair to the AI they are doing the right thing here they're just too [ __ ] slow because they're dwarves I mean this this is not slowed down this is actual speed and I am pretty close to them like they have to go 20 times as far as they have to to get to the camera to actually get where they need to go here honestly I do feel like the dwarves um should have like more Victory tickets to begin with just because they're so slow that they can't actually get to the [ __ ] control points in time and these gyrocopters they're only actually fast units they don't have any control weight because they can fly they don't count I really feel like they should have an extra like 50 control points or something like that it should take longer I think that would be a cool way to make sieges feel at least a little variable depending on what factions you're playing as we just yank this and then get peace with them and then sell it back that's the plan at this moment I'm just gonna leave that how it is I could make it better obviously but I don't want to have this long enough for these [ __ ] to declare war on me I think I just do this for the gold and fully expect them to declare war on me again and then eventually sell back that settlement and then after that once I get a piece 3D maybe we'll be chill two terrible still addons this turn and then two more next turn Okay and then eventually I have a full Army down here which that's not too far off that's great and then that will allow me to push in here and deal with the these guys or maybe even attack these guys right away I don't love him backing off there that's that's honestly not very easy to deal with if I could go for the Ambush though that would be great that would be pretty much his free gold free value will they want that yet holy [ __ ] they want that they don't have much gold but wow they want that that I think will get us back to a plane where we can just be chill and friendly and normal with them and given that information which way do I go here I think I force Marsh and I think do I wanna I don't want to push these guys I really don't it's not valuable to push these guys it is valuable to push back down south yes we go that way uh we don't even slow down for the replenishment we just keep moving I think that is super worthwhile I think that's great if we could be allies with these guys that is awesome ooh they actually have two armies I am very glad that I moved up here then because that [ __ ] could have been bad uh I should back off a little so that if I do just get attacked straight up I will be able to back off we're gonna probably keep crocgarra up here for a while even when we do push down south because of all these threats I want to have one Army up here please oh oh No you little [ __ ] I should have been right on the edge of my territory oh please Force March farther than he went oh yes oh yes was this a stronger army or the weaker Army I don't remember but either way these guys are gonna get [ __ ] rolled just to be mean we're gonna put our [ __ ] laser beam right down here the skaven are not gonna hold up very well to this the warp fire throwers are just freaking out in the middle running back and forth they don't know what to do which I can't really blame them for that to be honest and here we go all of these Arts of sotek they're basically moving as one there absolutely beautiful and then the warp fire throwers are still just in the middle of there just trying to figure out what to do not firing on anything the arcs of sotakir get so much value I mean well no they get so much damage they don't really get that much value because the units they're hitting are just worthless I mean the health bars are just plummeting across the board here all of them from those arcs of sotek and everything else I mean there are radiated there are radiated rats here even more than they usually are not warp Stone but irradiated by weird glowing snake things in the grass I want to make sure it's it's saturated the ground needs to be saturated all around them everywhere they could go need to be poisoned nice you guys all just move into the center here they are still holding mostly because of their single entities they're Lords Heroes Etc that's the only reason they're holding now all they really have left at this point is their lord and heroes and that Chieftain is just chunking my guys and taking no damage in return I think that's the Army losses oh yes it is thank God uh we're gonna chase down that Chieftain 100 he is just doing absurd amounts of damage because of that anti-large using skaven tactics against the skaven that actually worked out quite well and we should be able to wipe out that other Army pretty easily um bounce power is pretty even there oh that is an odd result though and not even our lowest health unit dies so we'll just Auto resolve that you really still do not want peace that's actually very stupid of you okay that's fine I like that those are good things awesome I was very afraid he was going to declare war on me but he didn't they just have more and more [ __ ] armies don't they yeah they're Claymore so what was I thinking they just they have infinite armies we're still only at 15 settlements which is not a lot we're really gonna start expanding once we can get into here that's gonna be the turning point for this campaign we need to fuel the prehistoric military industrial complex otherwise known as the digestive system of carnosaurs uh and for that we need good Wars and we need to avoid bad Wars that will give us gasp quick himself holy [ __ ] Quick's Army is actually a doom stack he's backing off he didn't see the Ambush they're still hidden but he backed off why would he back off then ah you're moving on to attack me that's great that's very stupid that'll be very helpful for me 81 chance right in here oh please do it please do it please do it oh yes we were spotted by them that does suck but we win that auto resolve still these guys are terrifying they're gonna hurt so bad but everything else everything else we trade well against the two units of halberds the one unit of Triads those are terrible those are horrible those are the worst all right worst possible match up every other unit in their army good matchup okay the play Claw is not gonna be doing much damage it will be doing you know occasional small chunks but it is very anti-infantry our first charge in here is good one thing I did not realize is this lad on the Bone Breaker right there he did a [ __ ] ton of damage he was absolutely demolishing my Bastille Dons I really didn't even see him in there he was just kind of hidden by them okay quick head taker you're fighting him but you're why are you routing almost that's bad uh we're gonna pop both of these that's great that's awesome [ __ ] we're taking a lot of damage uh you're going to go over here and pop your ability in a second you might even die there but as as long as you get that ability off that'll be huge for killing those last Alberts sandwich them get that damage in there play claws almost dead I like this I'm starting to like this I was very worried I was very worried for a while but I I think we win this oh my god oh that was that was not an easy one actually you chase down that Chieftain eyes even faster than you most of the arcs of sotax survive let me actually see if there's any big old Dino corpses here uh hopefully there aren't no they're all super hurt but I don't see any big dinos dead I do see a lot of the little guys that they might have been wiped out the big boys do seem to have just survived that by very thin margins but still oh I should have focused more on this guy I didn't realize how much work he was putting in there 2300 value only 800 from the halberds more damage from the plague monk sensor bearers than the halberds oh my God they still don't want peace they don't know what's good for them man they're just gonna keep doing that [ __ ] the good thing is they're predictable the bad thing is we're gonna always need an army here it seems like because I just don't want to push up here it takes too many resources and there's no benefits there's just no benefits to going up there if I wanted to play this campaign optimally I would have befriended these guys the tomb Kings who were here and never had to deal with the dwarves because of it I've just gone down here and wiped these guys out which is very counter-intuitive because these guys should theoretically be allies but they're our only option to expand really I just wasn't familiar enough with his campaign to play this super well but I do think that we're recovering and I think that long term we're going to get into a really great position our economy is great uh we're gonna win this easily I don't know why the [ __ ] they're here and then we can just expand into here expand down here all of this take all of it then push up take all of the rest of it thanks for watching and if you want to you can support me on patreon or through YouTube memberships big thanks 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Length: 25min 22sec (1522 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 03 2023