Total Drama - Courtney & Duncan | The Love-Hate Story

[Music] wake me up and it'll be the last thing you do this is all your fault you know you and your snoring face it's called a medical condition come okay this is really bad one more game and we lose the whole challenge again we can't let that happen people we need someone strong someone mean someone who will crush those lame-o Gophers into the dirt [Music] we have to go higher you better have a really good reason for sticking this up my nose look we are down to nothing I can appreciate that you need a little nap time but we need your help oh and why should I help you darling because I can personally guarantee you that if we lose this game you'll be the one going home darling fine I'll play on one condition you do what I say when I say it okay here's a strategy I picked up during my first visit to juvie it's called rush the new guy what's for dinner woman I'm starving I hope you don't expect me to dignify that with a response hey guys look what I found well I never had rabbit stew before but what the heck I'm game you couldn't find any food then it looks like we're eating grubs and berries for dinner has anyone seen Tweedledum and tweedle idiot be cool it's just a now sorry I just get really freaked out in the forest this reminds me of this really scary story I heard once awesome tell it man are you sure because the story I'm thinking of is pretty hardcore ooh we're so scared all right but don't say I didn't warn you one night a lot like this one so suddenly they heard this tap tap tapping on the side of the car the girls started a freak down and by this time even the guy was getting a bit scared so we turned the car on he stepped on it when they got back to the girls house she opened the door and screamed because they're hanging from the door handle was the bloody hook they say that this killer is still alive wandering these very woods he could be just about anywhere really maybe even right [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] so not funny oh yes it was I just wish it was all on camera huh oh wait it is you are so vile your parents even like you I don't know jumpy McChicken I haven't asked them lately great that's just great Bridget yo drama queen relax it's cool cool morning sunshine ooh you we're cuddling me I was calmly lying on my back and trying to catch a few Z's you were snuggling up to me you are such an ogre I've been called worse okay I just want to say for the record that I was totally asleep and therefore unconscious at the time of the alleged cuddling with said neanderthal so essentially it's like it never happened [Applause] what do you want now I just wanted to say that I'm sorry I scared you I was not scared it was completely circumstantial and there is no such thing as a hook man yeah you're probably right or are you I hate you she so doesn't hate me what do you guys want come by to rub it in we got some extra dessert after our tuckshop party thought you might want some so what you just being nice okay Owen sync up our cabin and we need some time to air out dude I mean no thanks I'm good why do you want to diet or something no I just don't like green jelly okay chill dude it's Jimmy's gummy worm sorry for tripping snakes just freaking me out I feel you chickens give me the creeps dude you're afraid of chickens wow that's that's really lame man I'm not really afraid of anything boney oh really well what exactly is your phobia mr. know-it-all [Music] Celine Dion music store standees ex-squeeze-me I didn't quite get that dude did you say Celine Dion music store standees you know that cardboard cut-out thing that stands in the music store don't say it dude kind of like a life-sized but flat Celine so if we had a cardboard standee right now shut it what about you guys okay well I hate mimes like a lot all right Courtney you're afraid of something spit it out nope nothing that's not what she said last night Duncan did you ever consider that maybe I was just humoring you and your lame-o story sure sure princess whatever floats your boat she's pretty she's nice just one hug and you're done that looks really real man dude she's made of cardboard get in the game hey it's okay if you can't do it alright I'll try you can do this okay okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] why do you smell worse than usual it's Owen stink it's following me around like my juvenile record well I'm heading back this stupid game must be almost over by now you're going the wrong way excuse me I was a CIT remember I have a natural sense of direction champ is this way no it's that way very funny now let me go hey princess this isn't my idea of fun either great Duncan sure we could have taken those lame-o antler hats off but miss counselor and training would probably go blab to Chris and have us disqualified hey I kind of liked it know what you want to make out oh this is too much Oh Duncan you sly dog you the girl can't keep her antlers off me easy Courtney our medical tents really only equipped for one at a time and Cody's pretty messed up okay we got like three courses and six people so everybody partner up I know how to make pasta sauce I know how to boil pasta me and Sadie can rock the antipasto I'm like a black belt when it comes to cutting cheese geez what what I guess that leaves you and me on dessert detail oh no no way come on Courtney for the team he's totally unmotivated and he never washes his hands he's so obnoxious owning sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool people like that are so annoying I mean honestly who does that and don't even get me started on his hair you're such a slob they all have to have the same amount of custard Oh relax they're fine you know you'd be a lot more fun without that pull up your butt I'm like the most easygoing person I know oh yeah you're totally laid-back man that girl creases me I dig that in the chick Duncan and me right as if I'm so sure not in a million years please when pigs fly yeah you still busy protesting in there can someone else have a turn like I was saying not gonna happen I thought that how can you just steal a mug cuz it's cool-looking and I don't have one didn't have one that is but you might get kicked off oh and here I thought you didn't care about me we're one player short and I don't want to lose because you feel like going all criminal on us whatever you dig me oh why do I even bother where am I you're in the infirmary got anything for removing jellyfish what's Duncan doing with a rabbit thanks Duncan you're the best whatever man just the stupid rabbit I can't believe you found a new bunny for DJ you're a good guy what no I'm not you are you're actually nice I don't know what you're talking about I saw you do it Duncan whatever you wouldn't leave me alone weird rabbit okay fine I did it are you happy now listen don't tell anybody okay I don't want him to think I'm soft or anything your secret's safe with me I'm not nice okay just to set the record straight oh I am not eating this me neither don't care for today's specials princess I am going to be running for office one day and no one is going to pull up a file of me eating garbage hey Harold we felt really bad about the whole underwear fishing incident thing so here we found you some apple juice Thanks that's not juice Oh Oh my mistake dude we must have confused it with the kitchen grease you guys are so immature I hope you're proud of yourself okay look I know you like me he knows you like me everyone knows it so here's a tip if you want to kiss me I might let you and to think I actually thought you were nice Shh me nice yeah right why'd you think that never mind I was wrong he's just as gross and annoying as he wants you to believe enjoy your garbage [Music] [Music] Duncan what are you doing one of us drops out we're done for the day we're done now drop and give me 20 anyone else got anything they want to say I yeah can I go to the bathroom not exactly what I had in mind Majid because he is very very very very this is just one sentence with five pages of berries in between it's 300 words exactly you can count them if you want you little baby you two slackers are out the rest of you get to bed and report to the playing field at over 500 hours missed a spot there general do you want to run 50 laps around this camp right now no thanks he's going straight to bed aren't you what are you trying to do get eliminated I didn't know you cared I don't I just don't want to lose this challenge so stop being such a mess up and do what you're told for once okay she wants me no down you will all run this course until you can all complete it in under one minute am I making myself clear crystal you lose this for us I'm gonna make you so miserable Oh general crazy we've got a situation here too much mud ring the bell and report to the infirmary your tour of duty is finished Wow poor guy back on the console just now one false move and I'll behold you like stink on a poop wagon I look forward to it sir [Music] Valen soldier I salute you you just bought yourself 20 more push-ups thank you push them over the edge bro I think you're right one night solitary confinement big deal how scary can it be should have kept my big mouth shut I'm going to check on him you like him I do not like him yes you do not only do I not like him I can't stand him he's rude he's rebellious and he's totally annoying I'm gonna go check on him she likes him [Applause] hello princess I wish you'd stop calling me that so come to claim that kiss even pigs deserve a meal oh no thanks I'll stick with the bait yeah well that's all Shepherds service after our pathetic performance on the obstacle course why do you except on like that you know you're going to get in trouble why are you so uptight all the time I am not uptight you always follow the rules well you always have to break them only the ones I want to okay so maybe I do follow the rules I guess that makes me a big uptight loser in your books right maybe so then why do you follow them because not following them get you thrown into a fish cabin but I'm in the fish cabin with you aren't I feel like ditching this stuff for some peanut butter and jam huh are you kidding all I've had for two days is this gruel but chef will never give it to us see now that's the problem with you thinking the trick is to not ask for it do you have some on you no but I happen to know where to find it it will involve breaking quite a few rules though are you in let's do it well alright then [Music] so with the five of us went in the junk that night what if I came back out which cut we're so dead I mean come on I am nothing without my Staub Oh amen brother are you sure you want to go through with this yes it's the most fun I've had here yet a little present courtesy of the killer bass no you're learning [Music] [Music] hmmm I think I have jungle rot from that obstacle course it was all those lame were stories he is so demented girl these nails were not meant for combat training know what I'm saying hmm hmm seriously if I wanted to join the army I would have gross now see that's a waste of good peanut butter okay I think you've had enough oh yeah yeah that one was a mistake oh so the princess has a dark side okay that was so gross but it was like once I did something bad it was so much fun I just wanted more well you could always give me that kiss that'd be pretty bad you're still not my type fine enjoy a peanut butter less life thanks enjoy prison I will [Music] yes dude told you she wanted me is the final marshmallow of the night peril what you guys voted for Harold over me yes yes it's always a shock impossible I demand a recount Oh seriously dude I know for a fact there were three of us that didn't vote her off you are going to hear from my attorney Courtney wait I made this for you [Music] [Music] angry eagle parents house snap that is messed up what you mean you like watching this they could die Oh mellow your yellow babe this is awesome TV Duncan is so immature what is it about almost dying Andrew bodily functions that guys love why would I want to watch Gwen and Owen risk their lives this is life at its most raw check out Elvis here with his guitar one misstep this girlfriend is shark bait now that would make for an interesting song and again danger is kind of hot it's still not my type you make me sick ooh Duncan stop it why so uptight odd stuff what happened to that crazy chick who help me raid the camp kitchen I'm over this stupid show I lost the competition my pathetic lawyer lost my lawsuit and now I just want to go home study for my L SATs and work my class president campaign Wow hello downer come on relax it's almost over I thought you'd be happy I am happy [Music] [Music] looks like someone got their mojo back shut up and follow me we've got a suitcase to find sir yes sir can I come too No you'll slow us down what allah gators doing in Muskoka hmm alligators your idea huh good one [Music] that's how we roll in my neighborhood [Music] I've had tougher girlfriends than him and uglier ow my ankle oh I think I sprained it Wow Duncan are you okay no I don't think I can walk on it have to help me huh you know you mean the world to me but I can't let you hold me back sorry wait you're leaving me here what I just wrestled an alligator for us oh wow that was good luck except for her head so your girlfriend turned on you huh hate to see that happen bet you feel like a loser about now huh less of a man enough of a man to take your head off deep which way did they go oh I'm not sure honey let me think about I love that woman what what are you guys doing up there [Music] [Applause] afternoon ma'am that's a great set of legs you got there but right now I'd like to focus on those lovely hands of yours I need them to start filling this pillowcase with cash anything else I can do for you today Duncan looks like Duncan's gone from cool as a cucumber to in a pickle he can run well in this case pass out but he can't hide because total drama action will be right back [Music] teams it is my honor to report that Courtney is back for the duration of the game and we're all exceedingly happy about it she got booted out fair and square sorry Heather but myself and the law firm a fleckman Blackmun Cohen and Strauss was beg to differ we filed a wrongful dismissal lawsuit against the producers and one good news a Duncan so Courtney since you were our bank teller in the challenge great job by the way you get to decide which team deserves to win first prize your bag of loot the choice is obvious it's Duncan I mean the gaffers since they were the only team that managed to get to my wicket congratulations thank you I've seen manlier men trying on women's shoes so this means the killer grips wins second prize what's second prize for the rest of the game though she's eliminating those total drama dirtbags have some nerve making me second place they will definitely be hearing from my lawyer again nice our spoiled princess didn't waste any time hooking herself up and you didn't waste any time hooking up with Gwen after I've left while I'm touched you're obviously still hot for me my relationships that are none of your business you're on TV they're everyone's business well then the whole world knows that at least I play by the rules most of the time what don't think you can win the million bucks fair and square I could kick your two-timing butt with my eyes closed and both hands tied behind my back gonna be pretty tough to eat lobster like that the grips are the winners well don't get I play by the rules cheat big surprise I've got many more for you sweetheart the props Department for caveman movies are bare bones which means these are all actors have to fight their on-screen enemies with and who might these enemies be each other of course rip tribe versus gapper tribe cool we have to fight each other with bones I like your enthusiasm Courtney only you'll be fighting over there each player that knocks his or her opponent off the column into that fake bubbling tar pit scores a point for their team to the Tar Pits we're trying to make out with me oh you are going to kiss it's like there were two Courtney's up there the nut job I wanted to knock into the tar pit and the hottie in the fur bikini sure Duncan has this primal animal magnetism but he also makes me want to hit him where it hurts [Music] I gotta check that out again leshawna just told it like it is I don't see what the big deal is I do it all the time she called you mean and nasty I can live with that you can thanks girl don't push it it's not like we're new BFFs second seat Courtney will attempt to break the tie competing in Rico Duncan he shoots he scores my heart can't be swayed by just any tattooed bad boy using danger out of every pore I'm and well quaffed little package of pure competition oh she's a fit in well quaff little package alright but I'm not going there even though I could remember what happened to Trenton Gwen he ugly just compete just compete just compete wait wait wait a second I have to wrestle her in a kiddie ball pit these things have been washed never we got them from a local carnival a really cheap that's it no more mr. nice guy try and go ahead trend Gwen what's under here anyway a daycare center uncle and we have a winner I don't know the kid called me mama and it threw me off my a-game what am i funny to you let me come over there and you can laugh to my face [Music] oh I'd howl ah what the heck wishbone stop gawking and start lifting Oh careful careful not so fast that was close okay so now what grab whatever's around and smash it open case probably is an arm since the lasers are protecting IV mentally disagree the case is quite possibly booby-trapped don't listen to his geekiness over here grab whatever you can and smash away what is that girl doing taking my expert advice no doubt and staying away nothing grips my wheel more than a chick with a furious spin he'll fly and jump kick after that mix martial arts display Courtney shot way up on my you're alright meter just a weird gun thingy and some wire cutters to escape a building that's about to blow [Applause] [Music] odd just a weird gun thingy and some wire cutters to escape a building that's about to blow lubbers and Ted [Applause] [Music] mom is your smile hosta I'm too knowledgeable to die 3 2 you should have seen the looks on your faces oh come on for the record what I gave Duncan would properly be classified as a pity hug he was clearly scared out of his mind probably would have died of fright if I hadn't wrapped my arms around him his little heart was beating so fast so no pity hug pity hug plain and simple man Courtney is disclose to begging me to take her back just watch [Music] when I was a little girl I dream of my first kiss it would come from my perfect Perez and in my dream it went like this she's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen yeah I must have been so busy seeing her as a master strategist that I didn't see her outer beauty Wow we'll be the best looking couple in the kingdom pardon I saw you cheap Duncan you don't deserve to be her prince who died and made you the decider about me and Courtney guys guys no need to fight at least not until after this break will Duncan inflict more deformities on Justin or will Justin's rip physique bring two tons of hurt down on Duncan's head find out when we come back my friends will be told my friends will be my prince will [Music] she gets somewhere that sparkly head thingy if you smell burnt toast and everything looks like it's underwater does that mean you have a concussion [Music] [Laughter] [Music] where's Duncan where were you all night an alien abduction it was wasn't it you were subjected to an endless night of alien probing oh the humanity chill Owen I spent the night in Courtney's trailer really what did you do all night come on come on down boy we talked about relationship stuff mostly it's a little hazy I'll let you know after I read this dude Courtney gave you homework Courtney wrote me a 32-page letter outlining all my faults and how to correct them if we're ever gonna have a serious relationship all of which she expects me to memorize I think I would have preferred a night of alien probing so Courtney you and Duncan huh yeah it was nice to finally work things out between us we didn't keep you up did we now I totally heard every insane word well almost every word I dozed off around page 9 section 3 paragraph 4 then again on page 22 section 11 paragraph 8 poor Duncan hey babe Duncan I thought we agreed only I would engage in the use of pet names it's right there on page three section five you promised to memorize that letter for Batum I will I will I'm just really tired right now aren't you don't worry I forgive you just like I forgave the other 316 minor transgressions I outlined in my letter but I expect you to memorize that letter so it doesn't happen again anything for you babe Courtney you may hold me now I know those two are sickening new message I just need to check attention Cass Duncan hours almost up hour for what page two section five ring any bells you promised to pay me a compliment once every hour oh yeah right um you have nice teeth quit fooling around with that glorified lizard and yes memorizing after all what's more important winning some stupid challenge or making me happy hey I like Courtney I really do but I also like a million big ones best-case scenario I win the money and the girl but if it comes down to it I need the money more than I need some high-maintenance chick with a superiority complex don't tell her I said that okay [Music] that's better thanks where's my letter I would add a few amendments to it I lost it in the woods sorry I had my lawyers make several copies be right back what Duncan voted for me towards popularities in the toilet I can't have her dragging me down but the real reason a 32-page letter when people call me psycho how could you do this to me after everything we are so not so fast sister who's that I'd share anything with you every King needs a queen King huh that doesn't sound so terrible hurry it up it won't go any faster than this what we need is a man behind the wheel what you need is some tape over your mouth well if you just listen to me Oh start listening the minute you say something worthwhile you're insane you know that and you are a monster the dirtbags are way behind us where did Cortney learn to drive [Applause] [Applause] Tony trauma Inc waives all legal responsibility for the sudden and gruesome demise of our cast told you those would come in handy Rockland was the team building challenge when I was a CIT and if Tiffany prism uski hadn't been such a lousy partner I have won I always said TIF he was overrated mock all you like Duncan but my superior ballet skills are going to assure our victory hey Gwen are you going over to working on it I think win could use a hand fine but only because a three-person ballet is stronger and your form is appalling gee thanks Courtney I was just wondering about that you know you're only here because I'm feeling nice today wow this is you being nice my sympathies are you hearing this Duncan you're not gonna let her get away with that I'm telling you we need to untie tell you I'm a little musical rephrase you said one song per episode you know what no three hours of these two squawking on this stupid pyramid in this stupid heat and you want me to sing forget it dude you have a contract eat it McLane if you need me I'll be in the plane waiting for a ride home because I'm out son I quit and how much you think it was okay to just leave like that because it was not ah abandon me again and it will not be pretty now get over here you big lug I'm not really mad I just missed you every time I ran from the cops I thought of you attention and it has nothing to do with me I have never felt so safe thanks Gwen Gwen is going down I can't believe I ever trusted that son fearing emo loving liar well at least they broke up with Duncan on my terms it was totally empowering okay let's hear it hear your apology for for what for Gwen huh for who may I offer my Latin warmth that's my talking crazy thanks fine helping me stay warm I kind of do yeah seriously [Music] six to eight weeks as Cortney found her perfect match will she get bald at the Falls find out after this Courtney in the barren splitsville already ha ha Courtney now that you're on the rebound let's pull the lever again for the lucky husband maybe I should work things out with the bear because a good marriage is based on trust and the ability to argue louder than your spouse each groom will use a megaphone to guide his wife Oded bride safely to her gown only couples with a dress can continue go Duncan we are on the same team remember no funny business trust me there'll be nothing funny about this walk three paces straight ahead and turn left I need immunity especially around Alejandro but sticking it to Courtney just feels so right and that can't be wrong Heather go a little to the right what I am going rights too far go yeah no thanks to your brilliant directions could you please speak louder how about right now right hey I said right if I believe anything you're lying lips say Owen oh sorry blainley go that way this way I know I mean sorry the other that way oh it's okay just cake just cake but it'll look so tasty Oh sugar it's been years where have you been [Music] it's me Alejandro I cannot watch this train wreck for one minute longer simply walk two paces to the left and then five paces straight ahead come on dude we must remember strategy above feelings I need you to remain in the game with me yes goodness there's at least one gentleman here I don't know what kind of weddings Alejandro has been to but each groom gets one bride one Cody do you think blamele is a nasty nasty person no the may believe no butter tarts eaters Wow got them all right anything to declare yes I clear my husband to be an insensitive jerk who thinks of piercings make him cool when really they just divert attention away from his lack of personality and I declare a wifey year to be a stuck-up windbag I also declare she could use some mouthwash congrats you guys you'll be traveling together in first class and you've both won invincibility which means you can't vote for each other a sick twist I want to get 400 really is I want to stay married to your son shiny self forever a X Y P [Music] well at least something good came out of our marriage ah come on court can we stop fighting already don't get me wrong I'm really enjoying the silent treatment but it's starting to get old with Owen gone I lost the vote I could count up so I figured making nice with Courtney wasn't a bad idea may we agree to stop well sure if you need to catch your breath but I got it Courtney's in need of some aid oh you want to watch her squirm for a while cool I'm a see thing the stress is a terrible thing and by helping her we could gain her loyalty dude she doesn't have any of that trust the guy who's tried you do what you must my friend so miss CIT is now miss I can't do it myself mind your own business come on man just leave her let her stew in her own stuck-up juices you know I would never leave you to stew in the juice right I would do anything to help you continue in this game thank you if there's anything I could do to help you oh I will remember that [Music] just standing around and insulting me while the race is still on only means one thing you're a loser if annoying you is wrong I don't want to be right please the two of you shouldn't go back and help her what do you think I'm going straight to the finish line anybody who survives beat me up - there's more bombs to come +3 fortune cookies with every taken entre joe mcclane yeah I'm trying to make a show here if it's Courtney tell her she's a loser Courtney I am filled with relief oh yeah well I am filled with rage do you know when I landed in a pigpen do you know how thoroughly I got snouted it's a good thing I have a very strong stomach ah good to hear Lane Lee Courtney blainley Courtney Sierra Lee cleanly and the final vote goes to you Courtney yes prepare to go down blainley I am excellent in a tiebreaker situation the producers breathing down my neck and I'm getting a lot of flack on this budget stuff so I was thinking why don't you take off getting rid of me money wait on the plane food budget I don't know you're just both really annoying me prepare to hear from my lawyers and Duncan prepare for a personal defamation lawsuit while I'm at it bye bye not so fast I have some things to say first Ezequiel they still hide it in the hold Sierra Cody has voted for you every single time get up close Catherine Alejandro just give it up and make out already can you get her out of here I don't know this parts kind of fun oh you want to hear something really fun they mean to host the show you only got the job because I said no and [Music]

Channel: Total Drama

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Id: LZzvb1vP3l0

Length: 54min 13sec (3253 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 05 2020