Top 20 Funniest Disney Insults & Comebacks

make a note of this dishonor on you dis Honor on your cow welcome to Ms Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the most amusing and Savage remarks from our favorite featurelength animations from The Mouse House sorry no live action today we're diving into specific plot points so here is your spoiler warning though we adore men individually we agree that as a group they're rather stupid number ple ley's freaky appearance Lilo and Stitch when experiment 626 breaks loose and WS havoc on planet Earth his creator Dr Juma jiba and Earth specialist Agent Pleakley are tasked with bringing him back like any two un competent agents the duo goes undercover to blend in while on their mission you can't shoot and you can't be seen look at you you look like a monster we have to plant in at one point just as they think they've accomplished their challenge things take a sharp turn and Pleakley finds his head jammed in Stitch's jaw Nani comes to the rescue and like any good server checks in with her customer's well-being unfortunately jumba's a little less caring in his response all as well please go about your business I'm okay your head looks swollen actually she's just ugly ouch we can only imagine that pele's laughter is masking his pain he's joking ugly look at me number 19 it's called a hustle sweetheart zootopia Judy Hops and Nick wild don't exactly get off on the right paw no one likes getting hustled after all right I stood up for you and you lied to me you liar it's called a hustle sweetheart nevertheless Judy quickly shows Nick that she's definitely not just a dumb bunny by out hustling The Hustler while Nick thinks he's Untouchable Judy's sleuth police work soon has him standing with his tail between his legs $200 a day 365 days a year since you were 12 that's two decades so times 20 which is 1, 146,000 I think I mean I am just a dumb bunny but we are good at multiplying the look on his face as it Dawns on him that he's messed with the wrong rabbit is priceless the best moment is when she caps It Off by paring Nick's earlier words back to him if anyone's going to know when they've been out foxed it's well a fox it's your word against yours and if you want this pen you're going to help me find this poor missing otter or the only place you'll be selling popsicles is the prison cafeteria it's called a hustle sweetheart number 18 ever defeat a lava monster Moana when mou's food supply dwindles Moana sets out to save the [Music] day her Mission journey Beyond The Reef locate the demigod Maui and recover titi's heart simple right I am war of Muni this is my canoe and you will journey to De all right get over it we got to move and she's back well no Maui's not exactly on board with the plan even after Moana shows she can more than hold her own in the face of danger anyway Maui explains to Moana why he won't be joining her on this perilous Expedition but she ever so sweetly with a hint of snideness brings his ego down several pegs ever defeat a lava monster no have you her words hit Maui like a tidal wave capsizing his ego and leaving him floundering in the depths of his own arrogance number 17 who's that strong confident beautiful young lady in the mirror Tangled there's a lot we could say about mother gothel's parenting style if you can even call it that please belly chew up a lot gble naive positively gry Dy and a bit well vague she kidnaps the princess for her magical hair and keeps her in a tall secluded tower that doesn't even seem to have a door and why all in the pursuit of Eternal Youth and Beauty in one scene Gothel returns home in a playful mood and relentlessly teases Rapunzel how you managed to do that every single day without fail it looks absolutely exhausting darling oh it's nothing then I don't know why it takes so long just as it seems she might throw a compliment Rapunzel's way she ends up showering herself with praise instead we're all for loving what we see in the mirror heck we wouldn't oppose ribbing someone with this punchline either affectionately only of course I see a strong confident beautiful young lady oh look you're here too I'm just teasing stop taking everything so seriously number 16 lady do not start fights The Aristocats anyone with siblings will relate to this moment hard if you grew up with Brothers you may even have found yourself channeling Marie to get out of scuffles why should you be first because I'm a lady that's why you're not a lady you're nothing but a sister these adorable kittens lead a very comfortable life in the home of the Aristocrat Madame Adelaide bonami nevertheless despite living in the lap of luxury these fluff balls can get pretty wild as they race around the room jumping on and off furniture things get a tad out of control now that hurt mama mama Marie darling Marie you must stop that this this is really not lady like when their mother enters the scene each is quick to blame the other Marie then defends herself with every fiber of sass in her cute little being this Kitty's Got Claws and then some well she started it ladies do do not start fights but they can finish them number 15 cruel irony The Emperor's New Groove as we'll see later on Cusco isn't the easiest guy to root for at least not at first what do you mean fired um how else can I say it you're being let go your department is being downsized you're part of an outplacement we're going in a different direction we're not picking up your option take your pick if we put a pin in the whole overthrowing the emperor thing wouldn't you be mad if you were in Emma shoes towards the end of the movie it seems like retribution is Within Reach in a satisfying moment of poetic justice when Kon bless his heart points out the parallels she delivers a brilliant comeback that your body is part of a permanent outplacement hey that's kind of like what he said to you when you got fired I know it's called a cruel irony like my dependence on you no offense to cron but does he even know he's been insulted anyway when he starts grappling with his conscience she turns on him once more this time hitting him where it really hurts do you want to know something else I've never liked your spinach Puffs never number 14 a hurl worth pausing for Mulan in one of the lighter moments of Mulan the soldiers raised their Spirits by singing about their dream Partners sh will at my strength adore my battle scar their romanticized ideals might prompt a scoff from a modern viewer much like their dismissive reaction to mulan's unconventional input anyway throughout the song we get plenty of hilarious lines and some truly epic [Music] banter he thinks he's such a lady killer still in one of the most Savage moments jifu brags that he already has a special lady waiting for him back home Yao takes no pain voicing his skepticism within the Royal advisor's ear shot a girl back home who's unlike any other yeah the only girl who'd love him is his mother if Wars could be fought with biting remarks Yao could have single-handedly taken down the Enemy Number 13 Amelia captain of SAS Treasure Planet if we ever need to Jet off on a space mission we'd want someone like Captain Amelia at the helm she uses her quick wit and self assuredness to keep her crew in line and blaa about a treasure map in front of this particular crew demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the imbecilic and I mean that in a very caring way she's not one to sugarcoat her words and isn't afraid to speak her mind no matter who might overhear her luckily this means we're treated to a treasure Trove of excellent Singers This Crew you hired they how did I describe the marrow I said something rather good this morning before coffee a ludicrous parcel of driveling galut man thanks to her we have a repertoire of sharp quips for navigating less than ideal group situations Molly may not have her confidence to deliver them out loud having Captain Amelia's arsenal of sharp retorts in our lexicon definitely makes us feel a bit Sasser and doctor again with the greatest possible respect zip your howling screamer number 12 the only Frozen Heart around here is yours Frozen poor princess Anna had a rough time to begin with in Frozen first both her parents died at Sea then her superpowered sister Elsa shut herself away in their Castle things started looking up for Anna when Elsa ascended to the throne but once the Queen's ice powers became public knowledge she fled into the tundra leaving Anna alone again thank goodness Anna still had her new bow Prince on especially when a stray blast of Elsa's magic left Anna's heart threatening to freeze over she froze my heart and only an act of true love can save me sadly for Anna it was soon after this that Han showed his villain aside oh Anna if only there was someone out there who loved you thanks to the power of Sisterhood though Anna powered through to scold her traitorous ex with this burn Anna but she froze your heart the only Frozen Heart around here is [Music] yours number 11 I'm the greatest good you are ever going to get The Incredibles we may never see frozone's wife honey on screen but she steals this entire scene with just a single sentence honey what where's my super suit what where is my super suit when Lucius AKA Frozone senses danger in metroville he scrambles to find his suit only to discover it missing where could it be honey certainly doesn't seem to know or does she I need it uh-uh don't you think about running off to doing no Daring Do we've been has did it for 2 months the public is in danger my evening's in danger the pair argues over whether Lucius should save the day or spend the evening with his wife she then delivers the ultimate comeback leaving Frozone momentarily Frozen you tell me what my's woman we are talking about the greater good greater good I am your wife I'm the greatest good you are ever going to get if you've ever used this line to win an argument with your significant other we hope it felt as incredible as you imagined number 10 he's a guy Hercules when it comes to dishing out insults and comebacks Hercules has some strong contenders starting with Hermes who can't help but deliver some savagery as he comments on the joyous celebration of Hercules's birth fabulous party you know I haven't seen this much love in a room since narcissus discovered himself then there's mea who doesn't need any Wonder Boy to come in and save the day I'm a damsel I'm in distress I can handle this have a nice day still ha 's fiery Burns could light up the whole underworld he keeps his Wise Cracks simple and straight to the point providing some of the movies funniest and most quotable moments I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy this one is different he's honest and and he's sweet he would never do anything to hurt me he's a guy the delivery is perfect it's incredibly memorable and you know what it's even somewhat relatable when it comes to Throwing Shade Hades truly reign supreme talk about a hell of a talent memo to me memo to me m you after my meeting number nine it's not every day that you see a horse with two rear ends Aladdin Aladdin might have to steal to live but Disney doesn't want you to think that he's a bad person early on in the film we see him give up a hunk of bread he worked hard to swipe to a pair of starving unhoused kids here go on take it a Aladdin dreams of one day having the Finer Things in life and is frustrated that people who are morally inferior to him seem to have it all like Princess Jasmine's snoody Suitor out of my way filthy brat hey if I were as rich as you I could afford some manners after helping those kids again Aladdin can't let the rude Prince go without delivering this stinging blow it's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends you can take the diamond out of the rough but you can't take the rough out of the diamond number eight Gast on you are positively Prime eval Beauty and the Beast it's not right for a woman to read soon she starts getting ideas and thinking she's a lonely Bookworm sick of her provincial life and he's a cocky Muscle Man sick of being rejected Gaston clearly thought that he was supposed to be Belle's love interest in Beauty and the Beast but through her rolling eyes all we could see was a French Meathead who was far too in love with himself to love anyone else this is the day your dreams come true what do you know about my dreams gueston plenty despite her clear distaste for him Gaston is Relentless in his pursuit of bell at the start of the movie putting on a full-on charm offensive to try and turn her around but to no avail luckily for his massive ego Belle's snide comments are far too intellectual for him to appreciate gueston you are positively Prime eval thank you Bill number seven rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence Oliver and Company you know Rita I can't figure out why you'd rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living up town with a Class Act Loosely based on the classic Dickens novel Oliver Twist Oliver and Company swap StreetWise humans for can9 Strays and the streets of Victorian London for the streets of modern-day New York Oliver is an orphaned Kitty in a dog's world to survive he joins Fagan's street gang of wayward pooches Fagan is a desperate Thief with a good heart who owes a considerable debt to the slimy lone shark Sykes Sykes is doberman's Rosco and doto are far less lovable than Fagan's ragtag gang but they're much more formidable what they have in viciousness though they lack in wits it's all too easy for intellectual Bulldog Francis to verbally bite back when they get too close isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence Frankie get down really number six you fight almost as well as a man The Hunchback of notredam out of all of Disney's heroins are quite as unconventional as Esmeralda the dancer gives as good as she gets in the Hunchback of notredam even in the face of widespread prejudice against her people in the film's historic Parisian setting at the festival of fools she attracts the attention of Judge frolo a religious extremist who can't decide if he wants her at his side or burned at the stake silent Justice while Sheltering from frollo's guards in the cathedral Esmeralda bumps into one of them inside are you always this charming or am I just lucky Fe is Charmed by her and her fighting skills but she was quick with a comeback for his backhanded compliment towards her you fight almost as well as a man funny I was going to say the same thing about you that's hitting a little below the belt don't you think no this is tou number five living proof that dinosaurs once roam the Earth The Emperor's New Groove most of the time we root for a Disney protagonist even when they're delivering a crushing Smackdown Emperor Cusco though not so much the young South American ruler is selfish rude and just a real [Music] jerk no you threw off my groove I'm sorry but you've thrown off The Emperor's Groove sorry he has no problem with demolishing a poor Farmer's Village or telling a lineup of female suitors exactly what he thinks of them let's take a look see hate your hair not likely yikes yikes yikes and let me guess you have a great personality is this really the best you could do and although we know that his most senior adviser isma Harbors a barely concealed plot to snatch the throne Cusco certainly doesn't when he introduces her to us as this is isma the emperor's adviser living proof the dinosaurs once roam the Earth o don't worry isma gets her own back while kusco gets t a valuable lesson about respect that sharp tongue never loses its Edge though number four you are a sad strange little man Toy Story Pixar's Toy Story is a beloved part of the company's Cannon as is this classic put down in the world of Toy Story toys are sentient beings that come to life whenever our backs are turned they have conversations Adventures friendships and sometimes rivalries with one another just like humans do look we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy toy t o y toy excuse me I I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger the word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present when vintage cowboy toy Woody becomes paranoid that his owner Andy has swapped him for astronaut toy Buzz Lightyear his jealousy causes him to lash out at the space hero you are a toy it later becomes clear that buzz also doesn't know the truth about what he is but Woody's revelation falls on a de Dome you are a sad strange little man and you have my pity number three dishonor on you dishonor on your cow Mulan a cricket that may or may not be lucky a horse a cross-dressing young woman and a tiny talking red dragon I'm travel size for your convenience if I was my real size your cow here would die fright down Bessy what could possibly go wrong for this ragtag group in Mulan we're in a war man there's no time for a stupid question well a lot but things could have been a little easier if Mushu had been able to keep his mouth shut for a hot minute Mulan barely spends 5 minutes in Captain shang's Camp before her so-called Guardian rils up the short-tempered soldier Ya Chicken Boy say that to my face you limp noodle even on their first meeting Mushu clashes with Mulan who is skeptical of how much help he can be to her this leads to this hilarious rant our pick for this entry which is made all the funnier by his confusion between horses and cows all right that's it dishonor dishonor on your whole family make a note of this dishonor on you dishonor on your cow number two it looks awful that's because it's on you dear Sleeping Beauty after Princess Aurora is cursed as a child by the evil Maleficent her parents agreed to hide their daughter away in the woods to be raised by her three aunts flora fauna and Merryweather unbeknownst to orora or Brier Rose as she's renamed her Trio of Guardians are really the three good fairies they give up their identities and Magic to protect the princess but they still can't stop bickering just like typical siblings when flora and Merryweather butt heads over a dress they're making for Brier Rose's birthday their sewing frustrations end up getting taken out on each other it looks awful that's because it's on you dear even after Aurora gets her happy ending their arguing does not before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions a fuzzy moraca The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride we came shake off the hilarity of timone's insult to follow in his poor Prince and become king that's not a king that's a fuzzy moraca beira's burn the Jungle Book we hope Belo could bear the pain of that singer he's with me ain't he and I'll learn him all I know no that shouldn't take too long Jafar Jafar he's our man Aladdin two4 4 68 Genie really throws the bait Rick ra Rick stick that sword into that snake you stay out of this Jafar Jafar he's our man if he can't do it great uncultured swine Toy Story the only cubism he knows are the building blocks in Andy's room hey Ham look I'm Picasso I don't get it you uncultured swine if you don't think you shouldn't talk Alice in Wonderland you'll get no arguments here from us see all the trouble you've started really I didn't think ah but that's the point if you don't think you shouldn't talk before we continue be sure to subscribe to our Channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos you have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications number one I'm surrounded by idiots The Lion King Scar might not be the true king of the pride lands but he'll always be the king of sass to us oh I should practice my curtsy Mufasa's brother has it made as part of the lion royal family but he still Longs for more the problem is he just can't get any respect from anyone even his little nephew simbo you're so weird you have no idea or his pack of loyal hyena followers oh scar it's just you we were afraid it was somebody important for Scar the strain of being the smartest person he knows is just too much to bear which is how this classic insult was born I'm so surrounded by idiots the line is greatly enhanced by the character's major eye rooll and English thespian Jeremy irons's dead pan delivery making it one of Disney's most memorable quotes have you used any of these wise crack quips in your life let us know in the comments say that to my face you limp noodle do you agree with our piics check out this other recent clip from M Mojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos oh

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Length: 23min 7sec (1387 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 18 2024