Futurama - Secret from the Past!

silence puny audience and welcome to who dares to be a millionaire give him hell more about prepare for pleasantries b a nail c b nail final answer you a big dummy hey I'm beginning to think you guys don't think I'm very smart I'll be a monkey's uncle if I'm this monkey's nephew but you my only family my personal role model Leonardo D Vinci what turned them to Stone Nibbler died in the wall That's not Nibbler that's my most precious possession Leonardo's beard most indeededly careful with that you fool no no even the scholars who wrote of this device had no idea what it was for I was was in the hospital 2 weeks no one visited me Bender out for a copy of the last supper I'm back everybody you Kos was an idiot this hand here doesn't belong to anybody and it's pointing a knife at James the Lesser let's see what's under the Last Supper my God I'm looking my God St James was a robot Leela want to join the mild deep Club sure why not no [Music] time it's true St James really was a robot my God robot St James is a zombie nay I am not the St James I'm sure you have many questions come there is a chamber where I used to speak with Pope John the patient I am animatronio Guardian Of Da Vinci's great secret you know not the function of the makina magnifica then Thou Art not members of The Shadow Society quick we must find out what he knows before he flays himself to death just tell us already okay the fountain th seekest is is the number of points on his Trident is three or Trey okay everyone into the fountain what are you scile I'm not jumping in there hey look [Music] coins I got 48 cents quickly into the sewer hole it's the pantheon this place is 3,000 years old what could possibly be left to discover sure do these things actually work of course not stupid I mean that flying machine as aerodynamic as a sofa I Fain death and stalked thee that I might preserve the greatest of Leonardo's Secrets you're right Professor this thing doesn't fly don't sit in there you idiot that's dangerous no wonder this contraption isn't aerodynamic it's not an aircraft it's a spacecraft oh I fear I may not survive this War reenactment I can't believe we're only 12 ft from the parking lot up yonder scar Darth spater Darth erer Darth itead saves on bullets [Music] wa you're dead no I'm just very old ohoh let's pick up the paiss people at this point in the actual War the death to was 98 million if you were really dead you wouldn't be laughing so hard yeah yeah that's a big deal to you flesh bags if my body gets killed big whoop I just download into another body I'm a imortal baby good war war poor flimsy humans don't you wish you were Flawless like me a Towering Inferno of physical Perfection inspector 5 the best inspector a kid could want the day I was built he looked me over hey Mr Perfect you wet the chair huh it wasn't me oh Bender I'm afraid it's a symptom of a fatal defect there's no back up copy of me that's what I just said you mortal coil so if I die you die how much time does he have left Professor between a minute and a billion years well at least you can plan accordingly inspector 5 gave me his Blessing how can he bring me into this world knowing I would die not until I hunt down inspector 5 and beat an explanation out of him you might be able to find inspector 5 with the help of another seasoned bureaucrat hery old pal and only away an hour but I'm counting on you to do the old critical filing in my absence shall we review alphabetical order and the other potential entrant uh he's my pencil Shar now you bet [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you [Applause] [Music] of identity confirmed also you have a rectangular mass in your colon that's a calculator a man how am I going to find some Anonymous guy I don't know anything about information we need will be here in the physical files those bastards won't know what Lea through them four six there's no trace of Inspector five but five's the one we want it's a phone booth they have phones in booths now finally I don't have to Lug this cell phone around a defective robot you say stay right there Deary I just told the robot company I was defective you dumb cocktail shaker right that's what you get for calling tech support it's the 738 [Music] jum we're going to get fired someone said fire 12 straight hours of limbo I haven't done that since my honeymoon Hermes Hermes remember that Flack of bats I sure do also mine has air conditioning are they dead no no no no much worse move over God prepare for rebirth oh come on stem cells work your astounding scientific [Music] nonsense Amy W Ooh Baby Soft indeed I need mouth to ask resuscitation I'm on [Music] it only one thing can keep him alive 50 gaw that's 10 times your recommended who are you my warranty right you must burn off the Doomsday energy as fast as it's produced where's Leela is she okay I'm afraid Leela is in an irreversible coma my soulmate is gone why should I go on living because the pain slowly Fades move on already maybe you're right maybe I'm always right it's time to start living again now that I like for some reason come now fry you can't live out this sick fantasy not without our help computer analyze tapes and extract personality profile of toala analyzing attributes transfer shoe size 12 Etc yet here I am in the flesh More Alive than ever alive what are you doing pooper doodle it's me Leela am I really just a robot I mean I have Leela's memories her opinion of gazelle's do it do the Bender no thank you I said do it I need some time to figure this out until then friends okay do the back dance do the back dance wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up Leela I love you fry stop she's is gone Leela's living wheel states that in the event of coma her body is to be fed to the wild cyclop agage the Beast approacheth quiet Bender Bender thanks it's so nice to wake up and see no you shut up with we got to get out of here yeah baby come on Allo the party ship this is just too freaky please don't get upset Leela she's nothing like you I have to go why does everything I date run away I love Leela always and forever if I lost you you I don't think I could stand it either I'd probably build a copy of you too somebody do something here take this who right between the lungs man that was close allow me to explain what really happened the day the ship crashed Pride did in fact save Leela though at a terrible cost to himself then uploaded Fry's personality from the urinal surveillance tapes the inevitable static discharge electrocuted Leela and destroyed both of their short-term memories I can't believe I'll never see that particular fry [Music] again hang on it's time to sort things out the truth is I love fry that fry as Vista WI we'll be back for our stuffff you know how I feel I waited for you for a thousand years I can wait a little longer the Cyclops eater like [Music] that you blew out your excess capacity you're cured oh sweet Mercy when you flush a towel and we can also help with an impacted [Music] mowel ah jeez let's just pray I have the energy to get myself another beer look at you guys no offense fry but you've become a fat sack of crap sack look what life was like before genetic engineering those poor 20 Century women somebody must have turned down the gravity I'll fix it for [Music] you hey Dr zberg what's that jazz on your head enough with the questions more wait hey looks like zoidberg's finally coming out of his shell I'm a doctor take off these rubber bands and I'll show you how noral I am fool me seven times shame on you ah much better you can take off these rubber bands now I'll do it relax my kitey chum there's no problem you're just heavy with male jelly we by which I mean you will have to rush him to his ancient home World Dr zberg said I should hold these while he's gone welcome home old friend just 19 hours until the mating Frenzy tomorrow I will be depositing my jelly in the clal vence of a female if you catch my drift I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material you and me both brother who's the tough guy now Vinnie it's the ceremony of claw PL where my species fight to the death over matters of Honor how do I look like whale barf then the illusion is complete he's no different from the rest of you organisms shooting DNA at each other to make babies I find it offensive what's the point I'm just too busy soberg well I didn't know you were back in town I heard you went off and became a rich doctor I carry more eggs than any other female and I owe it to our race to pick a mate who's stuffed with male jelly my stink land is weak smell teach me to fake it okay you're on a date what's the first thing you do ask her to mate with me yes is desire to M A Feeling oh you're not even trying what the Dr zberg tell her she looks thin you seem malnourished are you suffering from internal parasites then I brushed my teeth then I went to the store to buy some fish fry look what you did she won't shut up you even stink more do I ask her to mate now date code check number 84 turn it over oh Edna excuse me I've got to powder my mouth flaps uh me too it's just that Fry's been telling him what to say and Fry's a do you have idiots on your [Music] planet no thanks I just came to tell you that zoidberg's really great he's got male jelly coming out the Wazoo a a romantic fool engage your mandibles and kiss me [Music] oh it's true zoyberg we can't hide it any longer fry and I have fallen in love and we're going to make tomorrow what sweet love but I don't want her once invoked the sacred tradition of CLA cannot be taken back get ready fry I'm going to rip your swim bladder out and show it to you Dr Zoidberg this is madness one of your friends Must Die fate is cruel and unyielding and what must be must be disembowelling in your species fatal or nonfatal fatal large B on myself in round one shut up I love you fry no I want the tactile pleasure of chopping him right here in the gonads shh nobody correct [Music] him [Music] no I can't stand to [Music] look I say We'll always remain friends and you know why one reason wait stop everyone is gone DNA honey [Music] oh my God the frenzy is over how will I ever get rid of my male jelly now I'll lend you this fry you mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death yes I learned to feel things I've never felt before love jealousy passion for disemboweling I don't mean to nitpick Super do but do you think maybe you could take one more whack at this for you my friend anything

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Length: 18min 38sec (1118 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 07 2024