Snoop, this could be
something really good or you about to be
on YouTube. [ Laughter ] Oh they're ready though. Hey, uh, listen to me. Robin did pretty good,
though, Snoop. She got 141. What?!
Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] You need 59 to win, and we're gonna put
25,000 bucks into that football
league for you. Yeah!
All right? This is how we gonna
do it, Snoop. I'm gonna ask you
the same five questions. You cannot duplicate
the answers. If you do,
you're gonna hear this sound. [ Buzzer ]
I'm gonna say try --
try again. They got it right. Hey! He knew right
where it went, on time. Uh... I'll say try again,
then you give me another answer. Gonna be a little bit
tougher this time, so we'll give you 25 seconds.
You ready? Yes, sir.
All right. Let's remind everybody
of Robin's answers. 25 seconds on the clock,
please. Here we go.
We asked 100 women, "How much does
your purse weigh?" 3 pounds.
Name a salad dressing you'd find
at most salad bars. Ranch.
[ Buzzer ]
Try again. French.
Name something that happens in
the month of April. April Fools'.
Fill in the blank. "Pie in the what?" Horse. [ Laughter ] Na-name a color
in a traffic light. Red.
[ Bell rings ] [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.
Let's go, Snoop. Uh... Sure hope we get
on to that one, 'cause I don't know
what the hell you said, but... Sure hope we make it
to that one. We need 59.
We asked 100 women, "How much does
your purse weigh?" You said... Survey said... Five pounds was
the number-one answer. We need 51. Name a salad dressing
you find at most salad bars. You said... Survey said... All right.
Ranch. Ranch was
the number-one answer. We need 30 points. Name something that happens
in the month of April. You said... April Fools Day. Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] Well, sometimes... Yes! ...God hears
and answers prayers. I now get to find out
what the hell he said. [ Laughter ] We need one point. Fill in the blank. "Pie in the..."
what the hell did you say? [ Laughter ] What?! Pie in the what? [ Laughter ] [ Laughing ]
Pie in the horse. Folks, when your brain cells have... When your brain cells have suffered a little bit... You're gonna have moments like this. This is going to be on Youtube. Cause Snoop just said,
"pie in the horse." The hell
is he talking about? [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] We need one point. I need one other person
in this world who, for some reason, has found a pie
stuck up inside a horse, cut it, and served it
to the people. Survey says... [ Buzzer ]
Yes. [ Audience groans ] We need
one point. Name a color
in a traffic light. You said... Survey said... Yeah. ♪♪ ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW MUCH FUN IS NEW YEAR'S EVE? >> IT'S AN 8. Steve: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE MIGHT GET TOO MUCH OF. >> MONEY. Steve: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE FILL WITH WATER. >> A BOTTLE. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> A POOL. Steve: NAME THE MOST POPULAR CEREAL. >> FROSTED FLAKES. Steve: NAME A JOB THAT'S DIRTY BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. >> THE PLUMBER. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> OF COURSE. UM, DIRTY... GYNECOLOGIST. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] >> GOOD. Steve: YOU MARRIED, ROCCO? >> NOT YET: A COUPLE MONTHS. [LAUGHTER] Steve: YOU BETTER CHECK WITH HER AFTER THIS ONE. [LAUGHTER] Steve: YEAH. BOY, YOUR BUDDIES AT WORK, WHEN THIS GOES ON TV... >> YES. Steve: THAT'S ABOUT THE BEST ANSWER I'VE EVER HEARD, THE LAST ONE, ROCCO. YOU STUNNED THE WORLD WITH THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. >> SORRY. Steve: I DON'T KNOW IF WE GONNA HAVE ENOUGH TAPE TO SHOW THE WHOLE THING, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY DO ON YOUTUBE. Steve: ROCCO? LET'S GO, BUDDY. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO 10, HOW MUCH FUN IS NEW YEAR'S EVE? YOU SAID IT'S AN 8. SURVEY SAID--NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS 5. 5. YEAH, A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE A GOOD TIME. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE MIGHT GET TOO MUCH OF. YOU SAID MONEY. WOW. SURVEY SAID--YEP. FOOD WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. FOOD. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE FILL WITH WATER. YOU SAID SWIMMING POOL. SURVEY SAID-- NUMBER ONE ANSWER WAS BOTTLE. I SAID NAME THE MOST POPULAR CEREAL. YOU SAID FROSTED FLAKES. BOY, WHEN I WAS A KID, ME AND TONY THE TIGER HAD A THING GOING ON. SURVEY SAID-- CHEERIOS WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. YOU GOT 128. WE ARE 72 AWAY. NAME A JOB--OH. NAME A JOB THAT'S DIRTY BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. YOU, MY MAN, ARE GONNA BE SO FAMOUS AFTER THIS. YOU SAID...THAT! I CAN'T EVEN REPEAT IT! SURVEY SAID-- [BUZZER] ♪♪ Welcome back to "Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody. The Kardashian family
won the game, and now it's time to play... All: Fast Money! All right. For the first time
in the history of "Family Feud," we have an announcement. Khloé? Well, Kim and Kanye
were dying to do this, and they really thought
they were gonna win -- they didn't --
but as sisters, Kendall and I are deciding
to let them play Fast Money because it's going
to the same charity. That's what families
will do. That's what families do. So, they're gonna step aside 'cause it's always been Yeezy's
dream to play Fast Money...
Good luck! ...so Kanye West and Kim West
are gonna play Fast Money. Who's playing first? Come on, Kim. Whoo! I am so nervous. I know.
I practice this in my bedroom
every single night, but I think in person
I'm gonna... hopefully not do awful
'cause the charity needs it. Well --
Well, here's the thing. It's hard to practice
for this game... Yes, I know. ...because I'm gonna
ask you some stuff that's way more ridiculous
than what you've practiced for. It's hard to practice
for -- for ignorance. It really is. Okay, Children's Hospital
Los Angeles, this is for you. [ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. I'm gonna give you
a chance. So, Kim, this is it. This is for my man Yeezy. He's offstage. I'm gonna ask you
5 questions in 20 seconds.
Yes. If you can't think of something,
you just say, "Pass." You and Kanye together
come up with 200 points --
look right there. Tell them
what you're playing for. $25,000 for the Children's Hospital
Los Angeles. [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah! All right, you ready? [ Gasps ] Aah!
Yes. 20 seconds on the clock,
please. Okay. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? 10. Name a part --
Uh, yeah, okay. Stop. Aah!
Stop. Stop. Okay. Stop now. [ Laughter ] Do I get
those seconds back? No, no, no.
No, we gonna start over. You just have to give
the same answer. I just -- I was stunned
at the question. Okay, okay, okay. Man: Yeah, you are! This dude right here.
"Yeah, you are!" [ Laughter ] Okay,
just give the same answer. Okay. 20 seconds on the clock.
You ready?
Yes. All right.
Here we go.
Okay. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? 10. Name a part of the body you're
always banging into things. Your butt. Fill in -- [ Chuckles ]
Fill in the blank. Slice of what? Pie. Name something
a pet hamster spends a lot of time
doing. Running in the wheel. Name something you need
to make a milkshake. Milk. Bam. [ Cheers and applause ] Bam.
Bam. All right. I did it, you guys.
Let's see. Okay. All right, here we go. On a scale of 1 to 10
[Chuckles] how sexy are you compared
to the people you work with? You said...
"I'm a 10." I've never said
I was a 10. Ever.
Survey said... Yeah. Name a part of the body you're always banging
into things. You said... [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Am I grinning
that hard? No, I've -- I've really,
like, knocked things over
with my butt before, so this is really true
for me. Bam. [ Laughter ] Survey said... [ Buzzer ] [ Audience groans ] What? What?! It's -- It's all right. Here we go.
Fill in the blank. Slice of what?
You said... Survey said... Okay.
That's a good one. Name something a pet hamster
spends a lot of time doing. You said... Survey said... Yeah. Name something you need
to make a milkshake. You said... Survey said... Wow.
Yes. [ Speaks indistinctly ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Good job, Kim. Hey, don't go away!
We'll be right back. Find out if Kanye can win
$25,000 for his charity. ♪♪ Coming up...
Let's bring Kanye out to see if he can win
this $25,000. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? Your wife said 10. You said 10,
and you said...
[ Laughs ] Welcome back
to "Celebrity Family Feud." Let's bring Kanye out to see
if he can win this $25,000. Let's go, Ye. [ Cheers and applause ] Steve: Yeah! Yeah! All right,
we in business. Wifey did pretty good. Couple of stunning answers,
but...she did good. Your girl got 147 points. Ooh! Kanye, we need 53. We need 53 for the money. This is gonna be good. All right,
this how we gonna do it. I'ma ask you
the same five questions. You cannot duplicate
the answers. If you do,
you're gonna hear this sound. [ Buzzer ] I'm gonna say "Try again."
You give me another answer. Gonna be
a little bit tougher this time, so we'll give you
25 seconds. You ready?
Yeah. All right, let's remind
everybody of Kim's answers. 25 seconds
on the clock, please. Here we go. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? 10. [ Buzzer ]
Try again. 5. Name a part of the body you're always banging
into things. Your knee. Fill in the blank.
Slice of what? Bread. Name something
a pet hamster spends a lot of time
doing. Being
on the spinning wheel. [ Buzzer ]
Try again. Eating. Name something you need
to make a milkshake. Milk. [ Buzzer ]
Try again. Ice cream. Bam. Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] Come on, let's go.
[ Laughs ] We need 53 points
for $25,000. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how sexy are you compared to the people
you work with? Your wife said 10. You said 10,
then you said... Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] 5 and 8 was tied
for the top answer. We're 32 away. Name a part of the body you're
always banging into things. You said... Survey said... Oh! ♪♪ Steve: REGINA... >> YES, STEVE? Steve: I THINK WE CAN DO IT. >> ALL RIGHT. OK. Steve: IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT TOUGHER THIS TIME, SO WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU 25 SECONDS. YOU READY? >> YES. Steve: ALL RIGHT. LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF TONYA'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. REGINA, COME ON. SHOCK THE WORLD. YOU KNOW WHEN MUHAMMAD ALI SAID THAT? SHOCK THE WORLD. LET'S DO THAT. LET'S SHOCK THEM. ALRIGHT HERE WE GO. HOW MANY YEARS DOES THE AVERAGE WIFE OUTLIVE THE AVERAGE HUSBAND? >> 10 YEARS. Steve: NAME A FRUIT SMALLER THAN A PEACH. >> A PLUM. Steve: NAME AN OCCUPATION WHERE FEET ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HANDS. >> PODIATRIST. [BUZZ BUZZ] Steve: TRY AGAIN. >> UH...PASS. Steve: GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH "DIZZY." >> "BUSY." Steve: NAME A WAY PEOPLE GET AROUND IN NEW YORK CITY. >> CAB. Steve: NAME AN OCCUPATION WHERE FEET ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HANDS. >> A SALON PEDICURIST. Steve: YOU KNOW WHAT, GIRL? YOU GONNA MESS AROUND AND SHOCK THE WORLD. GIRL, YOU GONNA MESS AROUND AND SHOCK THE WORLD! >> WHOO! YOU CAN'T TELL ME THERE AIN'T A GOD. GET OUT OF MY FACE. PRAYING CHANGES THINGS. WHOOO!!! ALRIGHT NOW. I DID A LOT OF HOOPLA. LET'S JUST HOPE I'M RIGHT. Steve: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. HOW MANY YEARS DOES THE AVERAGE WIFE OUTLIVE THE AVERAGE HUSBAND? YOU SAID 10. SURVEY SAID... >> WHOO! Steve: 10... >> NUMBER ONE. Steve: WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. I SAID, NAME A FRUIT SMALLER THAN A PEACH. YOU SAID A PLUM. SURVEY SAID... >> YES. Steve: PLUM WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. >> NUMBER ONE. Steve: I SAID, NAME AN OCCUPATION WHERE FEET ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN HANDS. YOU SAID THE PEDICURIST. SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] Steve: SOCCER PLAYER AND DANCER WERE TIED FOR THE TOP. WE'RE STILL 60 POINTS AWAY. I SAID, GIVE ME A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH "DIZZY." YOU SAID "BUSY." SURVEY SAID... >> YES. Steve: "BUSY" WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. >> WHOO! Steve: I SAID, NAME A WAY PEOPLE GET AROUND IN NEW YORK CITY. YOU SAID TAXI CAB. SURVEY SAID... [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] YES! YES! OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THAT'S THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. "BUSY" WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. TAXI CAB WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. LORD, HAVE MERCY. $20,000. I'M ABOUT TO GET NAKED IN HERE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WE'RE FACING ANOTHER FAMILY ON THE "FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME. All right,
you ready? Nope.
Okay. [ Laughter ] First time that's... Threw me off
a little bit. I'm...
All right. Well, we gonna put
20 seconds on the clock. All right. All right.
Here we go. Name something
you wish improved your memory every time
you drank it. Water. Tell me what age
a woman might say is the perfect age
to get married. 25. Name the same old gift husbands buy their wives
year after year. Flowers. Name something
children write with. Crayons. Name a way that Bigfoot's feet
might be different from yours. Huge. Wow. Wow. Nice! Yeah! "Ayesh"! Whoo!
Way to go, girl! All right.
Let's go. Name something you wish
improved your memory every time you drank it.
You said... Survey said... Tell me the age
a woman might say is the perfect age
to get married. You said... Survey said... Name the same old gift husbands buy their wives
year after year. You said... Survey said... A'ight! Name something
children write with. You said... Survey said... Name a way that Bigfoot's feet
might be different from yours. You said... Survey said... Oh.
Thank you, Bigfoot! [ Cheers and applause ] Oh. Whoo! Yes!
Whoo! Sydel:
We hot. We hot. Whoo! Steph... [ Cheers and applause continue ] Tell me something good. Okay,
I'll tell you what. I got some good news,
and I got some bad news. Which one
do you want first? I got to go with
the good news first.
Go with the good news. Your wife put up
a really, really big number. Okay. Now here's
the bad news.
[ Laughs ] If you don't get this,
you out the league. [ Laughter ] Boy. You need 6 points. [ Cheers and applause ] What?! Sydel:
Big ask. For you, Steph,
that's two shots. Come on. Step over half,
and let it go. Ready?
I guess so.
Let's do it. All right. Let's remind
everybody of Ayesha's answers. 25 seconds
on the clock, please. Here we go. Name something you wish
improved your memory every time
you drank it. Water.
Try again. Milk. Tell me what age
a woman might say is the perfect age
to get married. 25. Try again. Uh, 30. Name the same old gift husbands buy their wives
year after year. Uh, pass. Name something
children write with. Pencil. Name a way
that Bigfoot's feet might be different
from your feet. They're bigger.
Try again. Uh...hairier. That's good enough.
Let's go. That's good! Got this. A'ight.
Let's go. We need 6 points.
A'ight. Sh-She nailed it. Name something you wish
improved your memory every time
you drank it. You said... Come on.
Survey said... [ Audience groans ] Damn. This...
What?! Sydel:
Are you serious? Dell: Al-Alcohol, man.
Alcohol. Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one. Water -- Water was
the number-one answer. Nothing? Tell me what age
a woman might say is the perfect age
to get married. You said... Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Come on, Chuck. You can
do it, baby. You ready? I'm ready.
We got 20 seconds
on the clock, please. Here we go. We asked 100 married women,
"If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?" Three. "Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight." Uh, jersey. "Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue." Charcoal. Fill in the blank.
"Fortune" blank. 500. "Name a drink that's served
both hot and cold." Tea. [ Cheers and applause ] Come on, Chuck!
Come on, boy. You about to get
a little something here. Good answers! Yeah.
You might be all right. We asked 100 married women,
"If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?" You said... Survey said... Yeah. "Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight." You said... Survey said... "Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue." You said... Survey said... Fill in the blank. "Fortune" blank.
You said... Survey said... Yeah. "Name a drink that's
served both hot and cold." You said... Survey said... Oh, yeah. Go get it, boy. ♪♪ Here comes Shaq! How'd Chuck do?
He do all right? Chuck did a'ight, man.
Chuck got 134 points. -Man.
-Yeah. You need 66, Diesel.
You ready? -Yes, sir.
-All right. Let's remind everybody
of Chuck's answers. 25 seconds on the clock,
please. All right.
Here we go. We asked 100 married women,
"If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?" Four. "Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight." Pads. "Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue." Barbecue sauce. Fill in the blank.
"Fortune" blank. 500. -Try again.
-Fortune cookie. "Name a drink that's served
both hot and cold." -Tea.
-Try again. Coffee. Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] -We won?
-About to see. Normally, I put my arm
around the person, but this ain't
gonna look good. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] That was a very
uncomfortable moment. All right.
We need 66 points. Let's go. We asked 100 married women,
"If it were up to you, how many nights a week
would you make love?" You said... Survey said... One -- One was
the number-one answer. -One?
-Aw, hell no. You know they're
tired of you. Stop all this four times,
three times, man. Come on. "Name something specific
on a football player that might be too tight." You said... [ As Shaq ] Pants. [ Laughter ] [ Normal voice ]
Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] -Shaq!
-You got this! Diesel!
We 9 points away. Number-one answer
was pants. All right. "Name something you need before
you start cooking barbecue." You said... You need barbecue sauce. Man, he can't even start without knowing where
the damn sauce is. Damn the grill,
charcoal. Unh-unh. Where the hell
is the sauce? [ Laughter ] Survey said... [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ You ready? I hope so. All right. 20 seconds
on the clock, please. We asked 100 married men,
"When you see your wife naked, what's she doing?" Taking a shower. Name something people
use to make a wish. A star. Name a place you've been
to at 3:00 in the morning. A bar. How many kisses
does it take to know if there's any chemistry? One. Name something
a bird only has two of. Wings. [ Bell rings ] [ Cheers and applause ] Wow. We asked 100 married men, "When you see your wife naked,
what's she doing?" You said... Survey said... Wow. Name something people
use to make a wish. You said... Survey said... Yeah! Whoo! Name a place you've been
to at 3:00 in the morning. You said... Survey said... How many kisses
does it take to know if there's any chemistry? You said... Survey said... Name something a bird
has only two of. You said... Two wings.
Survey said... Wow. Wow! Wow! What would be a big number you'd think she could get
that would impress you? 200. [ Laughter ] -What'd he say? 200.
-Oh, my God. No? She got 196. Oh, ho! Yeah! Yes! That's amazing.
[ Scoffs ] It's gonna be a little bit
tougher this time -- I don't know,
how tough can it be? -- uh, so we gonna give you
25 seconds. -Okay. Yeah.
-You ready? All right. Let's remind
everybody of Kimberly's answers. 25 seconds on the clock,
please. We asked 100 married men, "When you see your wife naked,
what's she doing?" Taking a shower. Try again. Uh, getting dressed. Name something people
use to make a wish. A wishing well. Name a place you've been
at 3:00 in the morning. A bar. Try again. A strip club. -How many --
-Not me, not me, not me. How many -- my man.
How many kisses does it take to know
if there's any chemistry? Uh, three. Name something
a bird only has two of. Legs. [ Bell rings ] [ Laughs ] All right. [ Sighs ] We asked 100 married men, "When you see your wife naked,
what's she doing?" You said... Survey said... Yes! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Steve: YOU READY? >> I'M READY. Steve: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HERE WE GO. DURING AN AVERAGE WORKDAY, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? >> 4. Steve: NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT THROW OUT WHEN YOU GET MARRIED. >> A DATE BOOK. Steve: NAME A KIDS CEREAL WITH LOTS OF SUGAR IN IT. >> LUCKY CHARMS. Steve: NAME A COLOR YOU HOPE YOUR NEIGHBORS NEVER PAINT THEIR HOUSE. >> BRIGHT PINK. Steve: TELL ME A PART OF THE BODY THAT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER "T." >> TITTIES. [BELL DINGS] [LAUGHTER] >> IT'S TRUE! WHOO! EVERYBODY LIKES THEM! WHOO! >> FAVORITE PART. FAVORITE PART. [LAUGHTER] Steve: WITHOUT HESITATION, AND HE SAW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? DARYL: YES, SIR. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN, "NAME A PART OF YOUR WIFE'S BODY YOU CAN PINCH MORE THAN AN INCH." DARYL: THEIR BUTT. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO IN THE BATHTUB BUT NOT IN THE SHOWER. DARYL: SOAK. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE 3 LEGS. DARYL: A STOOL. STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE SPRINKLE ON THEIR LAWN. DARYL: FERTILIZER. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING OTHER THAN FRENCH FRIES THAT YOU WOULD PUT KETCHUP ON. DARYL: A HAMBURGER. STEVE: COME ON, BOY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN, "NAME A PART OF YOUR WIFE'S BODY YOU CAN PINCH MORE THAN AN INCH." YOU SAID...BUTT. SURVEY SAID... YEAH, BOY. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO IN THE BATHTUB BUT NOT IN THE SHOWER. YOU SAID...SOAK. SURVEY SAID... NAME SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE 3 LEGS. YOU SAID... SURVEY SAID... TELL ME SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE SPRINKLE ON--SPRINKLE ON THEIR LAWN. YOU SAID...FERTILIZER. SURVEY SAID... NAME SOMETHING OTHER THAN FRENCH FRIES THAT YOU WOULD PUT KETCHUP ON. YOU SAID...A HAMBURGER. SURVEY SAID... [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEPHEN... STEPHEN: OH, BOY. STEVE: YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS? STEPHEN: ALWAYS THE BAD NEWS FIRST. STEVE: YOU WANT THE BAD NEWS? STEPHEN: YEAH. STEVE: YOU COULD BE THE STUPIDEST PERSON, SO... STEPHEN: AND I'M OK WITH THAT. I'M OK WITH THAT. I'M OK WITH THAT. STEVE: NOW, THE GOOD NEWS... STEPHEN: NOW THE GOOD NEWS. STEVE: YOU NEED 14 POINTS NOT TO BE THE STUPIDEST PERSON. STEPHEN: I'M OK WITH THAT. I'M OK WITH THAT. I'M OK WITH THAT. I'M OK WITH THAT. STEVE: YOU READY? STEPHEN: YES. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF DARYL'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. HE--HE GOT 186 POINTS. NOW, I WANT YOU TO FOCUS FOR ME, MAN... STEPHEN: I'M TRYING TO. I'M TRYING TO. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, BUDDY. HERE WE GO. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN, "NAME A PART OF YOUR WIFE'S BODY YOU CAN PINCH MORE THAN AN INCH." STEPHEN: HER BUTT. STEVE: TRY AGAIN. STEPHEN: HER LEGS. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO IN THE BATHTUB BUT NOT IN THE SHOWER. STEPHEN: BLOW BUBBLES. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE 3 LEGS. STEPHEN: A CHAIR. STEVE: TRY AGAIN. STEPHEN: OOH, PASS. STEVE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE SPRINKLE ON THEIR LAWN. STEPHEN: FERTILIZER. STEVE: TRY AGAIN. STEPHEN: WATER. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING OTHER THAN FRENCH FRIES THAT YOU WOULD PUT KETCHUP ON. STEPHEN: A BURGER. STEVE: TRY AGAIN. STEPHEN: UH... STEVE: YOU ALL RIGHT. YOU ALL RIGHT. WE NEED 14 POINTS. WE ASKED 100 MARRIED MEN, "NAME A PART OF YOUR WIFE'S BODY YOU CAN PINCH MORE THAN AN INCH." YOU SAID...THEIR LEGS. SURVEY SAID... STOMACH. STOMACH AND WAIST WAS THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER. NAME SOMETHING PEOPLE DO IN THE BATHTUB BUT NOT IN THE SHOWER. YOU SAID...BLOW BUBBLES. SURVEY SAID... [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: YOU READY? ALICE: READY. STEVE: 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL] OK, TURN--TURN THIS WAY A LITTLE BIT. THERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN EXPECTS A GUY TO DO ON THE FIRST DATE. ALICE: UH, WALK HER TO THE DOOR. STEVE: HOW MANY STATES START WITH THE WORD "NEW"? ALICE: 3. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BUY FOR A NEW BED. ALICE: SHEETS. STEVE: GIVE ME ANOTHER NAME FOR A SWIMSUIT. ALICE: BIKINI. STEVE: GIVE ME AN ANIMAL THAT HAS "WOOD" IN ITS NAME. ALICE: WOODCHUCK. [BELL] STEVE: WOW. PRETTY SMART. THERE YOU GO. PRETTY SMART. COME ON, LET'S GO, DARLING. PRETTY GOOD, ALICE. LET'S GO. NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN EXPECTS A GUY TO DO ON THE FIRST DATE. YOU SAID WALK HER TO THE DOOR. SURVEY SAID... [BUZZER] AUDIENCE: AWW. STEVE: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. HOW MANY STATES START WITH THE WORD "NEW"? YOU SAID 3. SURVEY SAID... [BELL] THERE YOU GO. NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BUY FOR A NEW BED. YOU SAID, GOT TO HAVE SOME SHEETS ON IT. SURVEY SAID... [BELL] THERE YOU GO. GIVE ME ANOTHER NAME FOR A SWIMSUIT. YOU SAID BIKINI. SURVEY SAID... [BELL] THERE YOU GO. GIVE ME AN ANIMAL THAT HAS "WOOD" IN ITS NAME. YOU SAID WOODCHUCK. SURVEY SAID... [BELL] STEVE: WOW. WOW. WOW. [JOHNSON FAMILY CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC STOPS] LAUTEN: SORRY. [LAUGHTER] WHOO! STEVE: IS HE HERE YET? LAUTEN: I'M HERE. [LAUGHTER] STEVE: IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS? LAUTEN... LAUTEN: YEAH, IT'S ME. STEVE: WELL, ALICE DID YOU A PRETTY BIG FAVOR, MAN. SHE GOT 146 POINTS. LAUTEN: WOW. NICE WORK! WOMAN: YOU GOT IT, CHIEF. COME ON! STEVE: YOU NEED 54 POINTS FOR $20,000, AND I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GET PAID BACK FOR ALL THAT FINE PHILANTHROPIC WORK THAT YOU DO, SO LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN, ALL RIGHT? YOU READY? LAUTEN: MM-HMM. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S REMIND EVERYBODY OF ALICE'S ANSWERS. 25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE. [BELL] HERE WE GO, LAUTEN. LET'S GO, MAN. NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN EXPECTS A GUY TO DO ON THE FIRST DATE. LAUTEN: PAY. STEVE: THAT'S GOOD. HOW MANY STATES START WITH THE WORD "NEW"? LAUTEN: 5. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BUY FOR A NEW BED. LAUTEN: A MATTRESS. STEVE: GIVE ME ANOTHER NAME FOR A SWIMSUIT. LAUTEN: A BIKINI. [BUZZ BUZZ] STEVE: TRY AGAIN. LAUTEN: A THONG. STEVE: GIVE ME AN ANIMAL THAT HAS "WOOD" IN ITS NAME. LAUTEN: WOODPECKER. [BELL] WHOO! STEVE: COME ON, BOY. YEAH! COME ON, LAUTEN. LAUTEN: YOU BETTER HOLD ME UP HERE. STEVE: LET'S TAKE A SHOT AT IT, BABY. LAUTEN: COME ON. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN EXPECTS A GUY TO DO ON THE FIRST DATE. YOU SAID PAY. SURVEY SAID... [BELL] OH, YEAH, MAN. OPEN DOORS. OPEN DOORS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 25. HOW MANY STATES START WITH THE WORD "NEW"? YOU SAID 5. SURVEY SAID... [BELL] LAUTEN: ALL RIGHT. STEVE: 3. 3 WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WE NEED 14 POINTS. NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BUY FOR A NEW BED. YOU SAID MATTRESS. A SURVEY SAID... [BELL] LAUTEN: OH, GOSH, IT'S GETTING STRESSFUL. STEVE: PILLOWS. PILLOWS WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. GIVE ME ANOTHER NAME FOR A SWIMSUIT. YOU SAID A THONG. A SURVEY SAID... [BELL] LAUTEN: OH, THIS IS SERIOUS. STEVE: BATHING SUIT WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. GIVE ME AN ANIMAL THAT HAS "WOOD" IN ITS NAME. YOU SAID WOODPECKER. [LAUGHTER] SURVEY SAID... [BELL] [JOHNSON FAMILY CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] WOODPECKER WAS THE NUMBER-ONE ANSWER. WELL, THAT'S $20,000, AND THEY'RE COMING RIGHT BACK HERE ON "FAMILY FEUD." I'M STEVE HARVEY, AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME, FOLKS.
