Top 20 Best South Park Songs

people are dying the fault is our own you can do lots of damage when you're on your phone welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 20 south park songs [Music] for this list we'll be looking at the countless songs from this show's history we'll be including tunes from both the tv show and the full length feature film do you have a favorite south park song let us know in the comments number 20. lao resistance medley south park bigger longer and uncut after hearing almost a dozen songs by the kids the parents and even satan himself audiences were already accustomed to what kind of singing voices they were hearing so it came as a bit of a shock when gregory opened his mouth and gave us la resistance you see the distant flames they bellow in the night you fight in all our names for what we know is right and when you all get shot and cannot carry on though you die la resistance lives on sung by notable phantom of the opera performer howard mcgillin there's a clear distinction between his classical broadway delivery and everything else we've heard so far gregory's call to arms quickly turns into a medley of every song we've heard thus far giving us a perfect crossover of music as we approach the climax of this film [Music] number 19 montage aspen this entry has the unique distinction of being the only song on this list that was also in trey parker and matt stone's puppet movie team america world police [Music] the season six episode aspen finds stan in need of some quick training on how to ski the hardest mountain in aspen colorado as the song plays an actual montage of his progress is shown but the best part about all of it are the song's lyrics as opposed to just a nice tune that fits with the story this one goes to great lengths to explain to the listener what a montage is all while showing us one on screen you've got to reach your prime that's when you need to put yourself to the test and show us a passage of time we're gonna need a montage it's about as meta as the episode could get number 18. chocolate salty balls p.s i love you chef's chocolate salty balls fans of the show already know how chef is notorious for his highly inappropriate musical interludes with the kids it's all gone to hell children and we're all to blame even me this song however takes it to a whole new level singing of course about his latest culinary treat the lyrics give listeners a very adult themed double entendre which does nothing but give everyone the giggles it starts off innocent enough giving us the lowdown on how to make his famed baked goods but it's the chorus that kills us suck on my chocolate salty balls put them in your mouth put them in your mouth and suck them and suck them how could you not start laughing the moment you hear what he wants you to do with his chocolate delight it's for that alone we love chef and we love his chocolate salty balls number 17 give life a try put it down eric cartman has had his share of musical moments over the course of the show's run this won't be the last time we'll talk about him on this list after getting caught in a lie about his breakup with heidi cartman attempts to use mental health awareness as a means of deflecting from his embarrassment he breaks out into song and the school hallways trying to convince others not to let him end his own life it's another case of cartman trying to overshadow real world issues with his own selfishness but this time through song we're not sure if it's everyone's apathy or eric's terrible rapping skills that gives us a laugh we just know it's funny but eric we don't want you to die you're so keen we'd be sad at school number 16. the ballad of lemmy winks the death camp of tolerance reinstated as the fourth grade teacher garrison along with new partner mr slave tries to get fired in order to sue the school for millions lemowinks the class's pet gerbil becomes an unwilling participant in garrison's antics the rodent becomes trapped in mr slave's intestines and it's there we get our first taste of his song the ballad of lemon winks a great adventure is waiting for you ahead hurry onward lemmy winks or you will soon be dead it's interspersed throughout the episode giving us a lovely folk tale about his journey through the insides of mr slave the entire premise of where the gerbil is and how he got there is outright disturbing but we can't help but love the folksy tune that accompanies the little guy on his adventure take the magic helmet touch to help you light the way there's still a lot of ground across inside the man so gay number 15 joseph smith was called a prophet all about mormons unlike their take on scientology south park's jab at the latter-day saints seemed to go over without a hitch when a new mormon family moves to town stan is treated to the story of joseph smith and the book of mormon joseph smith was called a prophet he started the mormon religion through the use of flashbacks we learn all the details of how the religion began set against a backdrop of an overly sarcastic and creative song when it begins you think the use of the word dumb is just meant to be part of the melody but as the story continues it becomes clear it's being used to describe the writer's opinion on the origin of the religion lucy harris smart smart martin harris dumb number 14. imagination song imagination trilogy the imagination trilogy appears in season 11 and was originally meant to be a full feature film when that was axed it became a three-part episode that featured countless characters from across television and movies it also featured perhaps one of the most lengthy and arguably annoying songs in the show's history consisting of literally a single word the song repeats it again and again merely changing the tone and inflection in which the word is sung imagine [Music] given how massive the three episode arc was it's no surprise the song is kept simple it was however the key to getting into imagination land so we have to give props for that was there more to the imagination song how does the rest of it go imagination [Music] legend no no dude it went up there number 13. circle of poo a very crappy christmas it's not the circle of life it's the circle of pooh or so mr hanky would have you believe for his first appearance on this list mr hanky the christmas poo gives us a song about the cycle in which he and his family are a part of [Music] a clear parody of the lion king's circle of life song we're treated to a montage that gives us the true meaning behind what it is to be a poo it's brilliant ridiculous and an incredibly clever pot shot at the disney classic it won't win any oscars but it does give us something to smile about [Music] number 12. timmy and the lords of the underworld timmy 2000. after hearing the likes of skylar morse's band the lords of the underworld back in season 3 we all hoped they'd never surface again rap darkness fills my icy cell demons from hell street the chosen one you're such an amazing poet skyler isn't this guitar awesome yet a year later we find them on stage giving the whole town something to rock out to of course it's not morse the fans are clamoring for it's their new lead singer timmy while belting out his signature name timmy turns an otherwise mediocre rock tune into a head banging classic [Music] bringing an otherwise bored audience to their feet his fellow classmates cheer on as crowd surfing ensues among a sea of applause it puts timmy on the map and on this list number 11. wendy's audition song something you can do with your finger when cartman dreams of being famous as part of a new boy band's named [ __ ] he quickly enlists the other guys and he has told me how i can make 10 million dollars how boyband needing one more member they put out a call for auditions and wendy decides she wants to try out despite cartman's objections she jumps right into a fantastic audition to which the other boys thoroughly enjoy lyrically creative the song finishes each line with what you assume will be a curse word only to be swapped for something far more [Music] tamer mr harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big [ __ ] and doodle doodle the rooster just won't quit and i don't want my breakfast because it tastes like [ __ ] too make good house pets they're kind of sweet it's simple fun and one of the few female songs on the show plus we love the nod to peanuts with the very obvious schroeder playing piano number 10. push feeling good on a wednesday the [ __ ] even after 18 seasons south park was still finding ways to surprise its audience in this transgender themed episode we learned that the pop singer lord is actually randy marsh while confessing the details to his son we hear the raw recording of a new song push feeling good on a wednesday before it gets auto tuned to become the real thing yeah yeah feeling good with the computer i can actually quantize everything feeling good feeling back up instruments and then finally i use the auto tune unlike many of the songs on this list this one wasn't performed by trey parker although he wrote the lyrics it was singer songwriter sia who actually performed it far more poppy than most of the show's tunes we love the addition of randy's yayaya near the end i am i am lord i am lord lord randy number nine let's fighting love good times with weapons no one would argue that the look and feel of south park is far more simplistic compared to other animated comedies wow cool however season 8 opens with a mix of its classic look and something entirely different when the kids buy some martial arts weaponry we're treated to a series of shots of our favorite characters drawn as anime but it doesn't stop there we also get a japanese sung theme song while the boys fight their rivals [Applause] [Music] it would have fit perfectly but the introduction of english into the song just makes it far funnier than it should be number eight i'm gonna make love to you woman cartman gets an anal probe appearing on this list for the second time this one might even be considered his signature song hailing back to the season 1 premiere episode we find the kids in the cafeteria looking to chef for guidance assuring them he can help he belts out a soul-filled song about his affections for a woman and seemingly forgets what the kids needed i'm gonna make love to you woman gonna let you down by the fire and caress your womanly [Music] forever the ladies man chef songs were always wholly inappropriate for the boys but we loved them anyway this particular tune set the tone for the rest of chef's appearances throughout the nine seasons he was a part of the show oh cathy lee how i love to lay you down number seven gay fish fish sticks the genius of this song is that it's predicated on the fact that kanye west is the only person in the world who doesn't get a joke about fish sticks you're a rapper yes an entrepreneur yes and you like fish sticks yes you're a gay fish no i am not no gay fish jimmy and cartman's play on words becomes a worldwide hit but every time someone tells kanye the joke he thinks they're questioning his sexuality he's adamant about not being gay or a fish and goes to extreme lengths to prove it yet in the end he concedes by jumping into the water and giving us a badly auto-tuned theme song about admitting to his true self i've been so lonely girl i've been so saddened couldn't understand why haters joked around i wanted to be free with other creatures like me and now i got my wish cause i it's a perfect way to poke fun at yay's supposed genius without having to resort to any kind of real cruelty plus we love the new full orchestra version [Music] number six what would brian boytonna do south park bigger longer and uncut since before the show was on air south park has made references to famous figure skater brian boytano appearing in the second the spirit of christmas short film he later went on to become the subject of a song in south park bigger longer and uncut what would brian boytano do if he was here right now he'd make a plan and he'd follow through that's what prime boy tunnel do when bryan boy tunnel was in the olympics skating for the gold he did two style cows and a triple let's while wearing a blindfold the boys sing the song as they rally together to save terence and philip from kyle's mom for a song about an ice skater it's surprisingly catchy it's also uncanny how it seems the perfect fit to help the boys gather troops for their protest a heavier version of it can be heard as the credits roll out of the movie which one do you prefer number five what what in the butt canada on strike when canada opts to go on strike the boys decide to try and make some internet money to keep their northern friends happy we are not resorting to that this results in a viral video depicting butters performing a song called what what in the butt everything about it comes off being both funny and creepy at the same time [Music] much like many songs on this list it also has the curious ability to become another ear worm from a small town in colorado the icing on the cake here is how both the song and video are a recreation of the real thing found on youtube leave it to butters to make this song into something memorable number 4. mr hanky the christmas pooh mr hanky the christmas poo the character of mr hanky was conceived long before south park was even a thing inspired by his own childhood trey parker wrote the character based on ideas he and matt stone had put together years prior the first christmas themed episode for the show centered around kyle trying to convince everyone his fecal friend was not a figment of his imagination we're eventually treated to hanky's signature song which has all the earmarks of traditional christmas music [Music] it would reappear several times throughout the show's history including an entire episode made specifically to showcase other southpark christmas themed music folks we're gonna do something a little bit different tonight instead of our normal thing we're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs number three san diego butterballs the seed for this tune was planted about halfway through an episode where kyle says okay just be careful you don't end up naked and jacking it in san diego you'd think it was nothing more than a throwaway line for laughs in reality we're pretty sure it's there solely so the creators could throw in a catchy tune at the end of the episode sure enough everything goes sideways the music comes up and stan ends up in america's finest city the entire last two minutes of the episode give us an incredible barbershop quartet like swing tune i'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines he's gonna drag it been spreading the word and now i need to use my mind it's hard not to find yourself bopping your head while still feeling a bit awkward about what they're singing about number two blame canada south park bigger longer and uncut blame canada was featured in the south park bigger longer and uncut feature film released in 1999 times have changed our kids are getting worse they won't obey their parents they just want to fight and curse should we blame the government or blame society or should we blame the images on tv [Music] nominated for an oscar fans also got to watch robin williams perform this song at the airing of the 72nd academy awards the crux of the movie centers on censorship and freedom of speech to which the adults in town have turned a blind eye in the name of protecting their children the song gives them an anthem which they use as a means to point the blame at anyone other than themselves the song drives home the central theme of the film all while still giving us yet one more memorable track from this movie [Applause] [Music] before we continue be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos you have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications number one kyle's moms a [ __ ] mr hanky the christmas poo did you seriously think any other song would be number one [Music] originally introduced in season one this song took on a new life of its own once the movie came out given how sheila is one of the main antagonists of the film it's no surprise cartman revives his dishonorable tribute to kyle's mom for a song that trashes one of the adults it's the catchiest tune this show has ever produced no wonder all the kids join in with cartman to comment on kyle's parentage plus we get the icing on the cake with eric solo at the end all while mrs broflowski watches in discontent [Music] why pure genius do you agree with our picks check out this other recent clip from watchmojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos

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Length: 22min 24sec (1344 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 21 2022