Top 10 Funniest Cartman Moments on South Park

is it just us or have fourth-graders gotten a whole lot more vulgar welcome to watchmojo.com in moments don't fight now ending fight sequence for this list we're looking at the craziest most outrageous or simply funniest Eric Cartman centric scenes from throughout South Park's decades-long run we will not however include any songs as his musical numbers already have a list of their own Cartman is a character from whom we've come to expect two ridiculous acts and he rarely disappoints in creating shock value so if you're easily offended you might want to look away this Saturday I will go on national television live I will say horrible things on the air despicable things and people would call me brave number 10 food critic I was thinking of giving this place five stars really yeah but I'm kind of teetering on five stars or one star oh no no no one star please what can we do I mean I could probably be persuaded with some free desserts when the people of South Park discovered the power that comes with being a Yelp reviewer it seems like no one can resist its temptations except of course for the restaurants who are fed up with it reviewers Cartman is one of the first to abuse his power using his influence to make fun of the new kid in school David your parents restaurant just wasn't up to my standards David Dawid David God feat David dad David David David I can update this to a one-star review in two seconds dude of course as the number of local Yelpers grows his powers wane Cartman calls for a meeting of Yelpers to establish him as top dog but soon finds himself overwhelmed by the sheer number of reviewers who show up watching Cartman abuses power is entertaining but seeing him go up against hordes of similarly stubborn reviewers is even better number nine Cartman fakes Tourette's well we all knew it wouldn't take too long for this list to get an example of Cartman's usual offensive behavior so let's start with when he learns about Tourette's syndrome after seeing another child with a disorder Carbon pretends to be afflicted with it and actually manages to convince both his mother and a doctor Tourette syndrome what is that money cute Cartman taking every opportunity to call Kyle anti-semitic terms and basically curse out every person in his life Kyle watch your language seeing the devilish joy on carbons face as he curses without repercussions especially at a helpless Kyle who knows he's faking it makes the episode well worth a watch this is one of Cartman's most despicably funny moments number eight Cartman thinks he's dead when carbon commits the ultimate sin eating the skin off of everyone's KFC chicken his friends start outright ignoring Cartman to teach him a lesson from now on let's not talk to him let's not even acknowledge him it works better than they could have imagined with Cartman assuming he's actually died an ocean further reinforced by a number of coincidences including his mom seemingly crying over his death when in reality she's sleeping with the plumber this all culminates in one of the most entertaining and ridiculous things Cartman has ever done he runs straight into a building full of criminals holding hostages and acts like a ghost thoroughly confusing everyone involved hell is going on I have no idea the moment Cartman realizes he's not dead and that everyone's just been ignoring him all along is extremely satisfying are you number seven MS Lopez phew South Park characters are as memorable as MS Lopez Cartman's ventriloquist hands that takes on a life of its own and dominates South Park what starts as a bid to win cultural diversity day quickly takes on a life of its own soon Cartman's left hand is signing to a record label recording music videos about taco flavored kisses and making out yeah we'll just leave it up making out with Ben Affleck just like tacos and this culminates in one of the greatest reveals in all of TV the shocking revelation that miss Lopez is actually con man Mitch Conner who's tired of running you saw that one coming but carbon being along for the ride is equal parts hilarious and absurd Mitch Conner number six The Dog Whisperer tames Cartman Cartman has always been a lot to handle to the school flagpole when his mom hires nannies to watch him Eric manages to send them to the mental asylum at a loss miss Cartman turns to a dog whisperer as a last resort hoping that his dog training can work for her wayward son see the child thinks your world revolves around him because it does because everything he does gets a response from you yeah well I don't see us don't look at the child just keep looking at me this episode is hilarious in a number of ways watching Cartman gets by Caesar is extremely satisfying especially because the dog training techniques work where everything else has failed you once again I am the one going for a walk these about me the child is lucky enough to come perhaps even funnier is that the real Cesar Millan complimented the episode for its accuracy in dog training tactics it's always nice to see celebrities and join their portrayal since the show angers so many others now you can give him a snack good this is really good now try command number 5 Cartman at the Special Olympics sweetie what is your condition how should I know I'm in terms of offensiveness few things are worse than Cartman's infamous plan in this episode I wanna be in the Special Olympics he decides to pose as disabled so he can enter the Special Olympics and earn the 1000 dollar cash prize that being said few things are funnier than seeing Cartman get pissed off as he gets literally destroyed by every other contestant in the Special Olympics after he assumed it would be a breeze yeah daddy what starts out as a plan to win some easy money turns into Cartman struggling to finish the events and ends with him getting a spirit award for coming in dead last it's always satisfying to see Cartman's terrible plans backfire in such an embarrassing way for winning the spirit award Eric will receive this gift certificate to Shakey's for $50 come on up Eric number four fonics monkey look I got you hooked on monkey fonics' with a spelling bee coming up miss Cartman decides to buy Eric a device to help him win that normally wouldn't be funny except the tool in question is a live monkey with a drum set said monkey turns out to be Eric's secret weapon for the spelling bee as it plays the drums to help him spell watching the fonics monkey and Eric interact is hilarious especially when the monkey stares him down and waits for him to start spelling the funniest part however is when Cartman enters the spelling bee and fails at the first word share' because the fonics monkey won't cooperate because it's too busy doing something else cue an angry Cartman chasing the monkey offstage classic number three Casa Bonita Cartman will do anything to get what he wants often pursuing his desires at the expense of others this is displayed to full effect when Kyle says he's going to Casa Bonita for his birthday and bringing Stan Kenny and butters instead of Eric I have never been a dick to you Cartman starts apologizing for his behavior but learns he can only go if butters can't so what does he do why he locks butters in a bomb shelter tells him a meteor hit the earth and that radioactive cannibals now roam free now but is it no matter what happens no matter what you hear do not come out if I don't make it back in time with the others then it will be up to you to repopulate the earth when people learn of his plan and call the police Cartman makes one mad dash through Casa Bonita culminating in him leaping off the fake waterfall was it worth it today number 2 respect my authority after officer Barbrady resigns from the police force over his illiteracy he enlists the boys help to learn how to read Cartman however decides to take justice into his own hands and begins patrolling the street on a tricycle pulling over people for speeding and beating people with his nightstick when they don't listen to him the most iconic part of this episode however comes from Cartman's memorable quote which he repeats whenever someone doesn't listen to him what else can we say watching Cartman act like a cop and enjoy beating people with a nightstick really never gets old just respect his authority people and I used to be obsessed with Cartman but you guys are lucky I'm no longer in my trying to perfect my Cartman impression phase well number one is a foregone conclusion so let's take a look at the honorable mentions and then we'll get to it okay what are you doing to my buzz whatever whatever I do what I will Oh whatever you ain't tough oh I'm Romo gays oh yeah I run with 12 gangs you boys both have the virus are you sure we're not just sure we're HIV positive hey awesomo I'd also like some celery sticks chopped up two inches long with peanut butter and raisins on top sec magaz path without sustainable and ethical food choices now we're proving to be no Drac before we continue be sure to subscribe to our Channel and bring the bell to get notified about our latest videos you have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them if you're on your phone make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications number one tenorman chile our number one pick is also without a doubt Cartman's most infamous seen following sales of pubic hair especially trained pony and some very hairy chilli one would think that Eric and scott tenorman's rivalry couldn't get any worse but you'd be wrong Cartman doesn't only vow revenge he also gets it and perhaps one of the most dastardly and diabolical plots ever in television history [Music] he isn't content with simply humiliating the eighth grader instead he orchestrates the killing of Scotts parents chops them up and cooks them into a chili which Scott then unknowingly eats dear like it's good I caught it mr. and mrs. Kiner man chili Oh Eric goes so far as to lick these still streaming tears from his rivals face [Music] many years later this scene is still a shocking and over-the-top as the day it aired it is messed up but there's also something darkly hilarious about watching Cartman explain his plan as his friends listen with visible horror do you agree with our picks check out this other recent clip from watch mojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos you

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Length: 11min 38sec (698 seconds)

Published: Sun May 03 2020