Tony Woods Spotted a Mer-Man While on Vacation

the jurogan experience see because that seems like everything i see on your joe rogan podcast people don't believe me oh so that's why that's why the because somebody told me not to mention mermaids don't mention mermaids i saw mermaid really yeah when it's the shells africa you saw an actual mermaid yeah that's what it was it was a swimming person really yeah and how long ago was this um i don't know uh as well sylvans it was um you think there's like a small population of mermaids that are out there but anyway [Music] [Laughter] me and this little french boy and they said don't they say don't don't swim in the lagoon after dark everybody's up at the bar and everybody's and so everybody's going to go down everybody's kind of racing night so me and him go down may him get in the water from a distance you see something coming like a [ __ ] missile but it's going it's going fast and we both kind of stop and then it turns and it jumps out of water and it's maybe at least 10 12 feet long man and do like this and look at both of us and go oh the water was only about this deep didn't make a splash or nothing and then me and him turn the [ __ ] around we running and everybody's coming down there laughing and got the drinks in their hand we're like no [ __ ] that in the little boy in french and his mom is apologizing to me saying he has a very vivid imagination no [ __ ] listen we we saw a fish man and it wasn't like a mermaid didn't look didn't look feminine at all look at man a [ __ ] man a [ __ ] a [ __ ] dude who said get the [ __ ] out the pool basically he was like like do you know aquaman yeah hey get out the water a fish person or a human being it came out did you have scales it was kind of dark dark like a dolphin no but he he had the back of him was fish the back of him was fish his head was was humanoid eyes about so big then if you google it the the lagoons of seychelles okay and i ain't the first person to see some [ __ ] really in them waters and uh the guy the guy who does the horseback riding you know you can ride horses he said how old are you and i told him he says he's from america right like yeah he says so at this age pretty much if if you see a turtle and i tell you that's not a turtle he's you know it's a turtle you're the age you know what you say he says people pay a lot of money at this resort he says yes maybe not a good idea to go around going i saw a mermaid and he goes my he's saying how long his family has been fishing in these waters he says and he's heard some he's heard some things he says i've heard some things like what you said i've never seen what you say you saw but it's not the first time i heard that and i said thank you but basically he was saying that if you ask me to co-sign that [ __ ] [ __ ] you right yeah you're gonna be crazy by yourself so who told you not to talk about mermaids nobody told me that you said that i just said that oh cause i'm like if y'all don't believe the code is bear you definitely won't believe the mermaid story well i definitely believe the code is bare yeah i got it from my outfit please no okay tony woods thanks for being here man yeah thank you let me know when your special comes out we'll let everybody know yeah i'm sure it'd be hilarious i'm trying i'm trying if i found it i would have time to find it it's it's and and it's it was in the it's in the lagoons around like you know like how you know how the island is [ __ ] like this and like in the lagoon park well they say they've only discovered ten percent of the ocean yeah so yeah maybe he's in the other 90.

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Length: 4min 0sec (240 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 29 2021