*Tom* I look like I'm about to rob you. Ay, give me your money! *Tom* Give me your money man! (･ｪ-) *someone in background* This going on your Instagram? *Subtitle Writer's Note: I tried to make the subtitles as accurate as I could for the hearing impaired and for everyone else! I also added some small extra touches. (o◡<) Hope you enjoy!* *ad* Check the link in the description and find your favorite hoodies and tees now! *ad* *Tom* "Am I the only one who feels like Tom Holland drinks a dozen cups of coffee a day with how energetic is?" I drink the tea darling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (▀̿ ͜ʖ▀̿ ̿) Oh my god, that's disgusting. ಠ~ಠ *girl speaking* You can't copy someone else's homework because they do say- *Tom* YOU CAN- *Tom* That's what I used to do with my best friend Harrison. I used to be like 'Mate. Can I copy your homework?- -cause I've been working I didn't have time to do it?' And I would just make sure I'd hand it in before him. *Guy gasps* You didn't even try to change-! *Tom* He would get trouble because the teacher was like 'Tom is working so hard outside of school and you're copying his homework?!?-- 'How can you be doing this?!' And yeah! *Girl* You lowlife! *Tom* That's not low, that's clever. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Tom* I think if you can get away with cheating, on tests- *Girl* As a former head girl, I would have dogged you in and actually, the statute of limitations for cheating on homework is 25 years so we can still get you for it. (≖ ͜ʖ≖) *Tom* Is it actually? ⚆ _ ⚆ I know, I know it's killing me! ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ *Jake* They're Holograms, gonna be spinning around in front of you and Tom was like, 'Oh, yeah- -they're put like things right in front of that thing.' And so I-I didn't know what to do. They said 'jUsT dARt YouR eYeS aRoUNd...' (◔_◉) *audience laughs* Like your looking at something. *Tom* Like this. *Jake* Yeah! Guys! Im SICK of this Tom Holland roast! (ಥ﹏ಥ) C'mon now! Its not funny anymore! ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐ ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ♪ *Laura* Oh my god! Ewww! *SCREAM* ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜ ヽ(´Д｀ヽミノ´Д｀)ノ *Guy* WHATS GOING ON!?! ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ *Tom* I think its gonna fall off dude!
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ *Interviewer* You were, the cutest thing in the world in film! *Tom* Oh thank you! ≧◡≦ *Interviewer* Could I put you in my bag? ˙ ͜ʟ˙ *Interviewer* Does that make since? (°-°) *Tom* Okayyy... (°_o) *Tom* And it takes a lot to, kind of shake me. *Jake makes mental note* (¬‿¬) *Tom* I'm-I'm a little thick skin when it comes to being scared by stuff. Someone's playing music- *Jake* UuUUuUGgGGgGgGhHHhHh!!! (ʘᗩʘ')
*Tom* UUuuUUhhHHhhhH!!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ *Tom* Talkin a lot of trash to each other. *Tom* Yeah, you should go home. (¬‿¬) *Zendaya* I'd uh, I would suggest some platforms... (⌐■‿■) *Zendaya* Or an apple box... (ಠ‿↼) *Tom* B*TCH?!? ಠoಠ *Jimmy* Who did we say was gonna come to your birthday party? *Little Girl* Spidey! Spidey!＼(*^▽^*)/ *Jimmy* The real spider-man? I want you to say hi to somebody. All right? *Jimmy* Let's see who's on the screen. Does that guy look familiar to you? *Billy* Yeah! ⚆o⚆ *Little Girl* Hey! (/‘o’)/ *Tom* Hey what's up Billy? *Jimmy* Is that Spidey? *Tom* Let me take this off so I can see you better. *Jimmy* Hold on, Let's see. *Little Girl* THAT, is Peter Parker! (✿o✿) *Tom* Hey Billy, how you doing? （☆O☆） *Jimmy* Wow! *Tom* I don't know how to do this one. *Jake* Okay? *Tom* No, I don't know. I don't know. I just know a thing. Its not a thing. *Tom* It is a thing, but it's not a thing. *Noah* Its not what you've done, but what you do with what you've done for others. *Jake* Try your best. ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ *Tom* Umm... *Tom begins to awkwardly rap* We're in London, We're going down the street, to a funky beat. *Jake* Oh? (°_o) Uhhhh... *Tom continues to awkwardly rap* And I'm gonna get a haircut. *Jake* Oh, umm. I was about to say-. ¯\(°_o)/¯ *Crew* Freestyle means you can do whatever you want. *Tom* OH SICK! (≧∀≦) *Jake* OH! *Everyone laughs* ༼ つ ✿_✿ ༽つ *Auditioner* Peter, are you hiding something? *Tom in heavy British Accent * How dare you? I've never been so insulted in my life! (ಠᗩಠ) *Auditioner* Tom, Peters, not British. He's from New York. (¬＿¬) *Tom in normal voice* Oh, he is? Oh, all right. Um, give me a minute. Let me, okay... (*°-°*) !!!DANCE BREAK!!! ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ♪ *Tom* Anything like spaghetti is bad, because its tricky to eat, and because, you know, you got to- *makes slurp noise* *Tom* And then it goes- *makes whipping and popping noises* *Tom* "It's a romance and I'm jealous." It is a romance. We are in love. He is my husband and um... And we're really happy together. I miss him... so much. (｡♥‿♥｡) Anyway... (;~;) *Jake impersonating/mocking Tom's voice* Hey! I'm Spider-Man. *Jake* Huhuhuhuhuh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Interviewer and crew laugh* *Tom* Is that supposed to be funny? (╬ Ò ‸ Ó) *Tom* So, with everything that's going on, all the supermarkets are all empty, so there's no eggs. We had no eggs. So we thought, to solve that problem, we would become the source of eggs. So now we're the owners of chickens. This is Predator, over there is Chestnut and Ranger. Be free my friend! (」゜ロ゜)」 OHHHHHH! ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ *Jacob* Eerie boat shire. *Tom* I always used to think the Pennsylvania was spelt, PENCIL-vania Not, pen-e-z-lavalia. 「(°ヘ°)/? *Interviewer describing the tarantula* Its called "Armadeira", its a Brazilian one. *Tom* Oh fantastic! Like this one, we have right here! *Laura* Where is it? Where did it go?!? *Tom in high pitched voice*
WHAT THE FUK?!? ┌(。Д。)┐ *Will* Did you figure it out? (・_・)? *Tom* Have you got one of these funky nights? *Will* Yes, it's called disco - those are disco lights. Maybe you're supposed to dance? (｀_´)ゞ ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ *Will* Yeah man, you-you just keep dancing I'll figure this out. ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ♪ *sounds of buttons clicking* *Tom* Were not doing very well here, okay now... (゜。゜) Σ(°△°|||)? *Tom* Did you do that? (◎-◎') *Tom* Oh-oh-oh-oh ＼(º □ º l|l)/ *Tom* I'm free! Look! Look! Look! ＼(º □ º l|l)/ *Will* What happened. You got out? *Tom* I did it! <(￣︶￣)> *Will* Oh whatchu do? *Will* All right, Well how'd you do it?! ヾ(⌒∇⌒*)ヾ *Will* AYYYYYYYYYYY!!! ＼( ^▽^ )／ *Tom* I FREED WILL SMITH! \(＾０＾)/ *Tom* Moving on. *Jacob* How does Tom Hollands say croissant? Yes! (-‿◦) *Tom* Its a croissant! (ಠ ∩ಠ) *Zendaya* But you do say it with a "quack". *knocks on wall* o(#‵□′)==O |||| o(#‵□′)==O |||| o(#‵□′)==O|||| /(>0<)ヾ/☆ \ (⋋▂⋌) / ♪super chill lo-fi beats (Down Low - Kepler)♪ *Subtitle Writer's Notes* Hope the subtitles were ok!*
