The universe works in mysterious ways. We’ve all watched as bad things happen to
good people, or good things happen to bad people seemingly without reason. It never seems fair, but sometimes the wheel
turns and people who made terrible choices are served the most unusual and satisfying
forms of justice you could imagine. Ready to take a look? Let’s get it on! You always need to be careful about the way
you say things. For example, if you’re doing something obviously
dumb and you want to defend your actions with no facts, maybe don’t say it with too much
confidence. Especially not if you’re on live TV like
these two. The universe will bite you. In case you’re wondering, they claimed that
the heaps of snow falling all around them made for the perfect jogging weather, even
though everyone knows it’s not. So the universe quickly corrected the balance,
before any naive viewers took their word for it and tried out running in the middle of
a snow-covered road for themselves. Sometimes it’s okay to show off a little
- if you achieved something amazing, you deserve to celebrate yourself. But be careful how much you strut, because
when showing off turns into arrogance, you might just be getting yourself into trouble
as this guy found out. He was just offering himself up for a little
humiliation. If he was a normal person, he would know the
cost of fixing expensive things and he would never have thought to touch that car with
anything other than an equally expensive rag. He gave the world a gift, really, we all like
laughing at people who have nice toys we think they don’t deserve. I seriously shouldn’t have to say this,
but I will: don’t steal things. If you’re thinking of stealing, I have some
advice for you - nobody likes thieves. You’re bound to mess up, and nobody will
have sympathy. Don’t believe me, take a look at this guy
getting the biggest wedgie of his life. He hung himself up like a piece of meat right
in front of the cops. He had no hope, and everyone loves it. See what I mean? Not an ounce of sympathy - everyone is just
joyously laughing at his embarrassment. You won’t get away with crime kids! It’s best not to take things for granted. You might be able to get a lot out of something,
but don’t milk it. Everything has its limit. This boy’s first mistake was trying to look
cool, but his biggest mistake was trying to take advantage of his new phone cover. There’s no way that cover ever claimed to
be able to protect his phone even if he hits it with a hammer. At most, it would’ve claimed to be shock
resistant, but anyone who’s ever used a hammer on a nail will tell you that it’s
more powerful than just dropping something. He knows that now. Unfortunately people often do horrible things,
but sometimes they’re immediately punished. In Japan, some people take part in a questionable
pastime - they eat live octopus. They don’t seem to know though that it’s
really dangerous, and not just for the octopus. This girl got off lightly actually - far worse
things have happened to other people who tried this. But what happened to her is much more funny. Never underestimate the power of nature, animals
have abilities we could never dream of, and they can use them to mess up your face. As an adult, you have to take responsibility
for your actions, even if it’s just to avoid the moment the universe decides to teach you
that lesson in a powerful way. This guy made a mistake. Then he decided to take out his frustrations
on his perfectly innocent skateboard. We’ll never know why - it obviously wasn’t
the board's fault and nobody even seemed to notice anyway. What he does to that skateboard is a serious
overreaction. We’ll never know if it was the universe
or the board that dished out this justice, but is pretty spectacular. There are some phrases that you can’t avoid
in life - like patience is a virtue. It’s the kind of thing grandparents say
to young kids. Nobody takes these life lessons seriously
enough, but you really should. You never know when your impatience is going
to be punished, but this girl will tell you it’s always worse than you think. She should never have tried to kick a key
into a lock clearly blocked with ice. It was always going to be her key that breaks
instead of the ice. If you’re dumb enough to steal someone’s
laptop, the least you can do is check that they’re not a computer genius. This guy didn’t bother to find out, and
look what happened to him. He stole this laptop from Mark Bao, a viral
mastermind if you can call him that. Basically, Bao knew how to access the files
of his stolen laptop from another computer via a remote access software he’d installed. But better than stumbling across any work
related file or photo, was this video. In the ultimate revenge, Mark uploaded it
to YouTube for the world to see. It’s like the thief made the video just
to make himself look even more stupid. You know all that intense planning you always
have to watch in the middle of a heist movie? It’s there for a reason - the key to a successful
heist is information. This guy made the mistake of thinking he didn’t
need information. The plan was simple, just put on the gold
chain and run away before anyone can catch you. But he was missing a vital piece of intel:
lots of jewellery stores have doors that lock automatically. If he’d known that, he would never have
been forced to give the chain back like a naughty child who had to apologise to his
mom, which is actually even worse than getting arrested. We all have moments where pride gets the better
of us and we start insisting that we don’t need help even though we clearly do. This video shows the worst possible moment
for pride to kick in. There’s no good reason to try to wheel someone’s
expensive, brand new appliance up a drive all on their own, without just waiting for
their colleague to come help. It would’ve meant standing still for about
3 seconds. Surely anyone can afford to wait that long. On the bright side, he’ll never try that
again after causing this disaster. Sometimes people do such weird things that
the whole world stops to wonder what they were thinking. This girl is the queen of those people. Why would she try to sit on a garbage can
in the first place? Why did she do it like she thought it would
make her look cool? And if she wanted to sit on a garbage can,
why would she choose one that spins? These are questions that we’ll never know
the answer to, but at least we know what kind of consequences there are for all those things. All thieves deserve any kind of universal
justice that can be dished out to them, especially if that justice is also something that gives
the rest of us a good laugh. The owner of this store was tired of being
burgled, so he decided to set a clever trap to catch anyone who thought of breaking in. Now he didn’t need to worry if a thief found
a way to get into his locked store, because they wouldn’t be able to get out. This guy picked on the wrong store. Watching his useless attempts to escape the
hall of justice has got to be the best form of entertainment ever. I’ll bet there are loads of you watching
this who’ve dropped coffee all over their laptop. But we just never learn that you need to check
where you’re putting your cup when you’re near expensive machinery. And no, it doesn’t matter how expensive. You can be standing next to the most expensive
machine you can get - like this Rolls Royce - and you’ll still manage to put your cup
in exactly the wrong place and it will definitely spill all over everything. Those are just the laws of nature and we need
to accept them. We all know that fire is exciting. People don’t care how dangerous it is, we
just love it. So it can be tempting to use it to attract
customers to your restaurant like moths to a flame. But before you try that, take a moment to
remember that we designed machines so we have something logical that will stop us from making
poor life choices. The expensive fire system that was installed
in this guy’s restaurant knows: fires need to be put out, so it puts it out regardless
of who’s playing with it or why. It’s a flawless system. Just so you’re prepared, I’ll tell you
now that you’ll never understand what’s happening in this video, but don’t worry,
you’ll love it. Why would this man feel the need to attack
a traffic light? It’s anyone’s guess. But it doesn’t matter - you already know
it’s an overreaction. Luckily, that traffic light doesn’t like
temper tantrums. It taught this man a valuable lesson that
will definitely improve the lives of everyone who has to live with him. Children can sometimes get away with throwing
temper tantrums, even though nobody around them likes it. But people who take that annoying habit with
them into adulthood usually find themselves in trouble with the universe. Here’s the perfect example: this coach was
immediately punished for an adult tantrum by falling over while kicking a ball. It’s got to be the most humiliating way
for a football coach to fall over. Even worse than falling over nothing. Still, we’re allowed to laugh at him because
he clearly deserved that. Just make sure you never make the same mistake.
