- [Woman In Video] Where have you been? - I went to fill my truck up but you're not gonna
believe what it cost me. - An arm and a leg. (Mike laughs) Gotta love the humor. Gotta love the puns. Respect. Whoa, that was some Spider-Man thing. How did he know that was
happening and why did that happen? And how do he have the strength to pull her off like that? Bear, do you know? Bear just came in to say "Hi." Look at this face. And he farted. Thanks, Bear. Squeezing inflamed
tonsils to alleviate pain. What? (bear retches) When things are swollen, they're swollen because your body's inflammatory cells are creating an inflammatory cascade, a process that is actively
fighting off an infection. The body's creating the
swelling in order to create the optimal environment
to fight off said infection. But the issue is not the
swelling, it's the infection. Right? (kissing sound) Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Great catch. Pulling a baby's arm
like that can create a condition known as Nursemaid's elbow where you actually created dislocation. You could see that the
baby stops using the arm and that's one of the telltale signs. (slapping sounds) Ooh. Oh, did he just kick him in the balls? (slapping sounds) With the exception of the ball kick, should I say testicle kick? I don't even know what the
medical terminology here. Testicular trauma, the stuff on the arms, on the lats or the ribs and the traps, that's not gonna leave any lasting damage, in most situations. Because you're really causing
superficial ecchymosis which is like superficial bruising. And that will toughen you
up because you have to be able to distract
yourself from the pain. But I don't see a lot of
harm coming from that. - You're an OB-GYN? Are you allowed to say any weird stories? Any weird thing that's happened to you? - I'm gonna a assume, or guess, that the OB-GYN is gonna say something that was inserted into the human body. - [Woman In Video] Somebody put a candle in their vagina to make it smell nicer. - Was it the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle to make it smell like a vagina? I never thought I would
say these words in my life. And somehow this person,
Gwyneth Paltrow is making me say these words and somehow
that's making me feel worse. Even though I'm fact checking them. - When you're allergic to peanut butter and your EpiPen expires tomorrow. (Mike laughs) No, don't do that. And look, if you have like
a recently expired Tylenol or Advil and you're taking that, they don't become toxic
after the expiration date. They just become less effective. So, if your Tylenol for your
headache isn't as effective it's not the end of the world. But if your EpiPen is not
effective, that's a huge life or death issue that you need solved. That's why when the EpiPen expires you get a new one right away. Same goes for insulin. - When I wake up in the morning I have 32 ounces of
room temperature water, one lemon squeezed in that
like flushes everything out. - Water flushes everything out. The lemon could be a tasty addition. Maybe you get a little bit of nutrients. But flushing everything out
is really the kidney's job. - I have 32 ounce ounces of
cold pressed celery juice, is really alkalizing for your system. - Well, it's great that you're alkalizing given the fact that you
just had lemon juice which was acidifying. Your body couldn't do that on its own. It absolutely does it on its own. In fact, it does it so well
that if your body drops out of this very specific pH of
7.35 to 7.45, you go into death. And also remember in your stomach, you have a pH of two, very acidic. So, no matter how much
celery juice you're drinking, still gonna be more acid in that bad boy. - I have this medical medium smoothie, heavy metal detox smoothie. - Next time you hear
someone say they're drinking a detox smoothie, just
replace the word detox with miracle potion, 'cause
that's what detox means. That's the new definition. (claps hands) Webster, we're changing the definition. When you look up the word detox, it has to say miracle potion. - [Howard Stern] What happens
to you if you eat nuts? - I have like, yeah, I go
into anaphylactic shock. - So have you ever
accidentally been served nuts? - That just happened on this movie I did. - How is that happening on a movie set, where they're aware of people's allergies? - They were bringing around
little chocolate things and I'm like, "Oh yeah, I'll
have a little," and I ate it and it was full of
peanut butter and it was- - [Robin Quivers] What happened? - I went into anaphylactic. I was rushed to the emergency room. - So in anaphylactic
shock, what happens is your throat actually starts closing and if it closes completely, you die. You also have a drop in blood pressure. That's why it's called shock. And this blood pressure drop
can be fatal on its own. That is why we say Benadryl,
which is an antihistamine, does not really treat anaphylactic shock 'cause you're not just treating
the allergic component, the histamine component,
you're also treating the low blood pressure component. That is why you use
epinephrine auto injectors into the lateral medial thigh. - I started doing TM because
I was listening to your show and I started doing TM and
I go, "I can control this." (Bill and Howard laugh) - Okay, they're laughing, but to some degree a healthy mental state can mitigate the effects of pain, swelling, perception, stress. So in some ways he's right. But when it's that big of
an anaphylactic shock, no. In a situation like that,
you almost want to be nervous and have an adrenaline
rush 'cause essentially you're giving yourself the
benefit of the medication. So, if you actually keep yourself calm and don't release
adrenaline in a situation like anaphylactic shock,
that's working backwards. - Aw, it's an outie. So this is an umbilical hernia. Essentially you have a weakness in the abdominal wall in this area. And actually there's a condition where post-pregnancy women
will have a separation of their abdominal wall musculature. This is a diagram and an explanation. - [Woman In Video] How to
know if you have a leaky gut. - There's no such thing. - [Woman In Video] One, chronic fatigue. - I have chronic fatigue - [Woman In Video] Frequent
headaches and brain fog. - I have frequent headaches and brain fog. - [Woman In Video] ARMRA
Colostrum is a pure- - Oh, come on, man. - [Woman In Video]
Strengthens your gut barrier. Replenishes your microbiome. Combats bloating, constipation, and IBS. - I thought they're not
allowed to make claims. FDA! There's just so much
misinformation in one TikTok. - [Woman In Video] Repairs
your entire gut wall - Entire! It's like they send in little minions and they go on the wall. Bear, come here, calm me down. I need emotional support. This is what he's trained to do. See, I'm having a panic
attack and he's helping me. Thank you. - [Woman In Video] For
all ages and lifestyles - All ages, all
conditions, all lifestyles. It works for everything. Side effects, none. Remember, if something
doesn't have side effects that means it doesn't
have effects, period. - I literally just add four drops of oil of oregano into water in the morning. And a lot of people in the
health and wellness profession literally refer to it
as a natural antibiotic. (Mike sighs) - You know what happens
when natural products have proof behind them? They just become medicine. Aspirin, came from nature. Now we produce it. It's a real medication. Whatever's in her little cute mason jar, ain't a natural antibiotic. - It really helps kill
any bacteria and germs. - These people are hilarious. These pseudo health experts. Here's what is the most
funny thing is they say take this natural antibiotic
that kills all bacteria. It's so good. But also take this probiotic, which is bacteria 'cause it's so good. Like you can't have both. When we give antibiotics,
it's for a reason. It's because we see a bacteria
that's causing an infection. We test for it, we swab
for it, we culture it, and we see that it's infecting
you causing symptoms. Then we treat it because then the risks are outweighed by the benefits. - [Man In Video] I wondered
what this beautiful plant was, that was just everywhere
on the land that I bought. - Is it poison? - [Man In Video] Turns out
it was a poison oak plant. And it affected my body, tremendously. - Well it's usually, a lot of these poison oaks, poison ivies. They're a type four delayed
hypersensitivity reaction. A type of immune reaction that
takes some time to develop. In situations like this, when
it starts impacting the face, many doctors will start
increasing the potency of treatment to an oral steroid
medication like prednisone. - [Man In Video] I went
to the emergency room because my eye was completely
closed shut at that point. They had no idea what to do with me. - Well, I know exactly what to do. I would give you an oral steroid. - [Man In Video] There
was no reason for me to be at the hospital. You know what you do If someone
has poison oak in their eye you probably give them an
antibiotic, an eye drop. Who knows? Send them home. - Well no, I mean you don't
even need an antibiotic in many of the instances unless
you've scratched it and created an infection. What you do need is something
to calm the immune response which is what is responsible for the swelling, like prednisone or methyl prednisone. - [Man In Video] But they didn't do that 'cause they want to ruin my life. - Well, ne, anytime that the visual system starts getting impacted by these things, you don't know how it's gonna play out. So keeping you for observation for a day or two is not unreasonable. I defend the system there. Even though the system itself sucks. - [Interviewer] What can you eat to help you make you feel better? - Bananas. - [Interviewer] Why bananas? - Monkeys never cramp. - I don't know if monkeys never cramp - Monkey never crap. - Is that true? - Because monkey, every day bananas - Bananas have potassium, which
is an important electrolyte. But actually if you're sweating
a lot, the main electrolyte you're losing in that sweat is sodium. It's actually why there's a
big critique surrounding Prime is that it doesn't have as much sodium, which makes it taste better. So, if you're a gamer
just sitting at home, it tastes better. But if you're a true athlete, you need some sodium replacement. Patient stated Tylenol these nuts. Patient educated on the importance of taking Tylenol to decrease the fever. Patient stated the only thing
that's hot is your breath. Yeah, some of the documentation is funny. I've actually seen some
really funny things about patients doing some
weird things in bed when either the nurses or the
residents come to check on them in the middle of the night
or early in the morning. And by the way, treating a
fever if it's incredibly, incredibly high and dangerous, maybe. If they're weak, cardiovascular standpoint and they're really on the brink of death, they're in the ICU, maybe But the average healthy person, who has a mild fever
fighting off an infection, lowering the fever prolongs
symptoms in many of the cases. - This is not English. - This is in English, 77
year old male complaining of shortness of breath after having PCI, a percutaneous intervention,
usually stent placement. Heart failure with
reduced ejection fraction, type two diabetes, hypertension, and coronary artery disease. - 77 year old male came over, son of a bitch, salt and pepper, penis clean-ish, performed Macarena, his heart froze. Really excited for this
to determine my heart ticklers necessity,
could have already died. - When you are on your fifth energy drink and the radio starts to
sound funny (chuckles) (song plays gibberish) You gotta be careful
with these energy drinks. Some of them have like 200
milligrams of caffeine. The recommended maximum amount is 400. And I know some Starbucks
products that have more than that. Just in one product. - You, get the 9-1-1. And you, get the A and D. Pulse, no pulse. - Oh my god, we need
this child on my channel. Okay, not good chest compressions. He's fired. The first thing he did
was point at someone and say, you call for help, because if you just yell, call for help no one ends up calling for help. You also assigned a role
and said you get the AED, because you say someone get the AED, no one gets the AED,
that's a defibrillator. You wanna put that on the chest. And then check for pulse,
found they were pulseless, unconscious, started chest compressions. These aren't two inches deep, they're not a hundred beats per minute, but I gotta give this guy props. - The big pharma companies
who basically sell billions, hundreds of billions of dollars worth of medication to people. If the medication
- I like where this is going actually worked, then they wouldn't have any more clients. - That's not true because
more people are born and will have conditions
and will need cures. What I will say negative about pharma, and I can't verify this, this
is almost a personal belief of mine, I think pharma spends a lot of money
targeting individuals that have lifelong illnesses
that they can give a medication to that will control their
symptoms but not cure it. They will not spend money
seeking a cure because if you could target an illness
that a patient will need to take medication for
the rest of their life, that is the biggest return on investment. - This type of corruption happens with hundred billion dollar organizations because like I said, it's
hundreds of billions of dollars. Greediness never stops, man. You know these people always
want more and more and more. - This is a human trait
that he's talking about. On the surface, he's not wrong. Just in the details,
there's some inaccuracies. - Have you ever seen a pair of headphones? - Oh yes. - That also doubles as- - A personal hygiene device. And they specifically
say not a medical device. - A high efficiency filtration
system that allows you to tackle pollution on the go. These definitely feel like
a product of the future. - They're a product of the
future that should stay in the future and not make
its way into the present. Based on my humble opinion as
I shared on the MKBHD channel. I'll give you a rundown of
what's wrong with this product. Number one, the particles
that it is filtering it's not to the HEPA filtration standard because the HEPA
filtration standard is 0.3 microns have to be filtered 99.95%. And the way this thing
works is it actually blows air directly into your nose and mouth so it doesn't
have even a full seal. When we wear an N95 mask at the hospital, we actually get fit testing to make sure that there's a perfect seal. They put like a giant hood around us, spray scents and see if
we can smell them or not. But then also this air constantly blowing on your mucus membranes, your lips and your nose will
ultimately dry them out. And remember we have cilia
in our respiratory tracts, which are those hair-like
projections that beat at like a thousand beets per minute. And they filter those
particles to the size of like 0.5 microns and
they get stuck in the mucus. We cough them out, we sneeze
them out, we swallow them. And then if some dust or
germ gets into your lungs, we have something known
as alveolar macrophages, which is type of white blood
cell that actually consumes that dust particle and then gets eliminated through the body. So, there's a lot that
your body does already to filter these things. But at the end of the
day, here's the thing, I went on the CDC website and checked the top 10 causes of death, okay? Chronic respiratory illness is
up there in the top 10 causes of death in urban environments. You know what's higher than that? Unintentional injury. You know what raises risks of accidents? Wearing noise canceling
headphones in urban environments. Like who is this product for? If you truly have allergies, you truly want to protect
yourself from viruses, throw on a properly fit N95 mask. And I know everyone's gonna point and say, okay, a Covid virus
particle is 0.1 microns and the N95 mask is called N95 'cause it stops 95% of 0.3
microns size particles, that means 0.1 should
be able to get through. The reality is anything smaller than 0.3 or larger than 0.3 actually gets stopped by the N95 mask more efficiently. The larger ones make sense why. But the smaller ones
get trapped more readily because of something
known as Brownian motion, this is when really
small particles have such a random motion within
our gaseous environment, here on earth, that they end up getting trapped more readily
in the filter of this mask. And I actually love Dyson products. I have filters in my house
'cause you know why they're on? 'Cause I spend eight hours
in my bedroom every night, several hours in my living room. So, I want those areas filtered. I want dust out, I want allergens out, 'cause it's a good place to
do it and it actually works. But in front of your face for one hour with limited protection and
a thousand dollar price tag and one and a half pounds on your head? That's just a pain in the neck.
