Hey Siri Find me a BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I wasn't going to make another TikTok Video But alot of you kept asking for another one You guys like to see me go through pain and I don't appreciate it anymore. Today we're going to react to more TikTok with my friend aksel pinkman Yay... only five more of these until i can see my family again Okay aksel so uh.. let's get this done and over with shall we? oh no im scared Oh thats epic, life hacks oohh man, that is so sad. Maybe his dad would come home if he would get like, a proper haircut. Are you saying that because you cant get a haircut? Shut the OOF. (TikTok: Come here lover boy!) (More Tiktok Nonsense) It's going to be a fat old man isnt it. (Quackity coughs out a lung) ( Laughter ) It reminds me, It reminds me of that one where its like, ( Screams of the Damned ) I love that one. (A): Whats going on? (Q): What the Hell? EOoouh its.. they're making a full body ( Laughter ) Eww Fat Asian dude? YEAH, no OOF man It's Macklemore! Ah, Booty eating bandit ( Actual real life gremlins laughing ) OH NOOOO This is very patriotic, i actually feel much proud. I have a lot of respect for that kid. Not for the veteran!? Look at those moves man! Wait is that.. is that a woman? ( Angsty TikTok ) ( Laughter ) What the hell? Are those his mothers ashes? Whats going on? You know what she looks like? hold on let me get the picture of what she looks like ( Insert Laughtrack Here. ) What Whuh? What is this? OH. ( Funny man noises ) DUDE I have so many questions Why is this woman crying? is that sign language?? Yeah, Why is the right one a TikTok in the first place? is this guy throwing away- are those chicken nuggets You OOF OOF Again? ( Haha ) Why? Why does this woman e - WHY ARE THEY ALL EATING FOOD? HOW DO YOU KNOW SHES ASKING FOR FOOD? OOOH, thats why, the other part was cut off! She starts eating at the end ( Good job Captain Obvious ) Why is she asking for food if she has food She has a phone, clearly for TikTok, why doesn't she just sell it and go buy food? UH, priorities. ( Laughing and Smacking Noises ) Holy S***! What the hell? Damn, he thicc though. That one was a bit of a jumpscare I'm not gonna lie, i'm pretty - ( HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ) oh my god ( TikTok: What would you do if i told you i want to die :( ) ( HAHEHEHAHAHHEHhh ) Is this real?? Is thi.. Is this a real TikTok? ( Aksel gives himself terminal Brain damage ) (A): Theres no way you coul-- (Q): What's going on here? Theres no way you can include that one. I can censor it ;) ( Quackity's Soul leaves his body ) OH NO Noo ( HAHCHAKAHAHA * Slap * *Clap* * Sacrifices self to the Demon lord* ) ( UHUHHUHAHAHAHHhahuhuahahhahhahhaah ) Poor guy! Dad, please! I told you not to make a TikTok account! Wwwhy are these people on here? He expected an actual woman to be on the side, but he gets this dude (Ahaha) ( Lungs get Thanos Snapped to the void realm ) WHAT THE F*** Thats.. mortifying. This image scares me yes ( HAHAHAH ) *inhales* HA *inhales* DUDE THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL S*** I know. They're getting so creative. Oh no its a maverick hoodie. OH- oh noooo! *inhales* Noooooooo *inhaAaaAaales* Nooooo (aHAha) EHHA The kid is like: "Grandpa please" ( Aksels dying breath as his lungs shrivel up into raisins ) *clap clap clap* NOOO GRANDPA AW F*** AHAHA *eHHa eHA eHAW* And the kid is like: "Please grandpa" *inhaless* Dude! Poor guy, he's going to break all his bones! ehoHO I cant stand it dude Top part of my mic is gone. Again. W- Didn't it also get lost in the last video? ( Last Video: Look! the top is gone! ) ( You can look into my microphone! ) Yeah bu- this time i cant find it! ( Laughing.Mp3 ( Quackity's lungs collapsing ) OH HES LOOKING AT THE EGG HE'S LOOKING AT THE EGG Oh my god, that was the ultimate long con (???) What the hell? Whuh- Oh my eha EHAHAH (ehaha) What? (Wha-?)All of them are wagging their fingers DUDE IMAGINE TRYING TO BE A THOT IN THIS F***ING APP NO ONE'S GOING TO ALLOW IT EVER They covered it up! I just realized they covered it up! Are these reactions? Are these TikTok reactions? Yeah, like, last time we didint have those like really small windows TikTok: *really quiet*: So you guys.. TikTok: *grabs mic and inhales* TikTok: *eArApE* *bLoWs iNtO miC*(Comedy Gold) Oh my god Aksel: *slaps mic 3x* Oh that hurt my ears though It kinda hurt my ears YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING OUR TOWN YOU JERK! GET THE F*** OFF OF THIS APP! Crime has risen 500% ( A moderate amount of Laughter ) F*** THIS MIC, F*** IT (woah i didin't know you were into that dude) I F***ING HATE IT SO MUCH Get a f***ing mic stand Oh my god y-what? NOOOoo Nooo he's flexing on him NOOo Four F***ing boxes? Dude wait, hold on I-I didn't realize, that one guy goes flying on the right Look at that Jesus, woah dude! Everybody on TikTok is very, VERY athletic ( Maybe i'll be Tracer ) ( I'm already Tracer ) ( What about Widowmaker? ) ( I'm already Widowmaker ) ( I'll be Bastion ) ( NERF BASTION ) ( You're right, so Winston ) How did he die? OH- THAT WAS A BUNCH OF CREEPERS AND HE FELL IN WITH DIAMONDS ON HIS HAND oh nooo This is how deep analyzing TikTok videos goes, we have to keep rewinding it. ( Laughing and clapping for the 50th time so far ) duuude God damn it The crouching Why is she on TikTok asking for foood??? no one can send you food! what's the point? I know right, everybody on this app is LITERALLY twelve years old. Except for when their not, except for when their 50 but y'know ( Okey so this kid made a duet with me.. ) ( And he pulled a gun like he was gonna shoot me *Genuine fear in her voice* ) ( Not cool ) ( I'm turning you in buddy ) ( Have a good day. ) Grandma please ( Spawn of satan! ) SPAWN OF SATAN? Shpawn of Shatan? This is why old people need to stay away from TikTok, this woman literally turned in a video, of a guy pulling a gun pointing a gun at her ( Help me i'm dying! ) OhoohHOh my god The little man turns into a demon! Look at that S***! OOughh oh my god, eugh Oh my god Je- Jesus DUDE calm down its TikTok, jesus oh my god this is so sad This is so unnecessary That girl you just called fat.. is Anorexic WHAT Dude you can like read their lips like " OH YEAH!" This guy makes the best TikToks ( This is the part where you laugh along with them. do not be shy, my child. ) NO THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO GET F***ING BRAIN DAMAGE! Here we are. i subtitled the Entirety of this god forsaken video. I think i've earned the right to write whatever i want here. SCORES: "Dude"s: 12 "Oh my god"s: 8 "No"s: 40 "Jesus"s: 3 "F***"s: 12 "S***"s: 4 Live's Lost: At least Twelve. Don't tell quackity but He probably smells like PooPoo Aksel is best girl
