Tik Toks that make me pee from laughter

Martha dumptruck in the flesh [Music] presenting the Shirley Temple little darling DVD collection 18 timeless films packed with hours of her unforgettable singing they never repay me because nobody [Music] [Music] I would never gotta love but dad damn look at that [ __ ] ass oh [ __ ] can you stop doing that every time we change grandma's diaper [Music] mom shag what makes you a hot [Music] [Music] [Music] this is me checking in to the emergency room with my ass cheeks clenched desperately trying to contain my explosive diarrhea every day I sink deeper into this abyss i betta I did you why oh my god I'm trying this kids definitely on crack right now damn damn boy damn boy do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head [Music] it's an urban and it's an urban and Michener burnin stinky fish is Thank You precious Thank You fishy I got they make my I'm high school junior wearing size 13 Nike men's size 13 monkeys eat that my teacher coming ching chong if you're [ __ ] happy any [ __ ] know what cover your [ __ ] hands you're [ __ ] happy any [ __ ] doubles every [ __ ] here yeah and super [ __ ] happy any [ __ ] know it and you really [ __ ] when i [ __ ] show when you're my lover can happy any [ __ ] done with our [ __ ] hands we used to be so beautiful now look at me [Music] let's see you never look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head yes I killed myself technically that fear is the problem would be gone [Music] [Laughter] [Music] ask my mom if I can go please oh why do I gotta ask her cuz if I ask her she's gonna say no stupid for acting like you can't just ask your mom dang so suggested you asked him I asked my Bachchan God am i a normal person Miss Bryant no art black that's nasty that's nasty ill Jerry what did I say about secret cults in the basement will you stop trying to sacrifice or keep the [ __ ] upstairs why is my play button down here hey hey don't eat the fire [Applause] things parents don't understand number one okay if I'm playing the game online I cannot pause the game because there's other people playing live with me so how am I gonna pause the game if they're playing to number two you ever think you know what I'm gonna be a responsible child and I'm gonna do the dishes and on your way to do the dishes your mom says hey I'll make sure you do them dishes see now I don't want to do them anymore because when I do it by myself I'm thinking you know what this could be calming for me but when you asked me to do it now I'm required to do it it's like reading okay for all of you that don't know reading is just as addicting as Netflix's but the thing is I don't want to read when the teacher or my parents are telling me to do it because now it's not fun anymore lastly I cannot stand when I'm in the bathroom and I've only been in there for like three minutes and somebody's what's you in there doing like what do you think I'm doing in the bathroom make it a sandwich thank you for your time well if I let you do what I have to let the whole class do it too pretty sure you don't sit down the bell does not dismiss you I do then what the [ __ ] is the bell for well if you had to go to the bathroom so bad why didn't you go during lunch cuz I didn't have to go during lunch what do you mean you could have finished the 320 page papers with annotated bibliographies I assigned within 24 hours you do realize I have six other classes right some of y'all did not do too well on this last exam [ __ ] at me next time okay can ask someone read the next passage please oh I can Isaiah thank you for volunteering bro I never raised my [ __ ] hand do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head [Music] if turtles weren't so stupid they wouldn't put straws in their noses when I see a strong I put it in my mouth straws don't belong there but the turtles don't know so maybe they all deserve to die hey principal all got a question Oh God who let this kid in my office I just want to know why you allow boys to show their shoulders in school but not girls well because that's distracting when they do it oh come on just admit it you hate women and your mom never loved us Hey so I do dance and if you're wondering if I'm good or not here's one of my highlights what's going on guys apparently I have three hours to live and I guess the fall I'm gonna die today there's some there's some things I want to do first loke just wasted like an hour trying to think of what to do but like we got something at least I could die knowing what the inside of the fridge looks like after the doors closed I always wanted to know how to do that thing were you like put your foot to like to jump through so I'm gonna try not to actually so close look you want to know what this does like once once the timer runs out and kind of curious now this is serious I said my goodbyes and now I'm ready let's do this three two one rise and shine Trump great and Jesus it's post Malone [Music]

Channel: idk Compilations

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Id: XFzjEo1S4V0

Length: 11min 0sec (660 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 25 2019