This Zeus dash run got OUT OF CONTROL! | Hades

um worthless reflex here's the closet inkadoo whose dash upper can name foes unfortunately we're not using any of that you also get plus two dashes with gilgamesh i think the dash is ever so slightly smaller anyway let's start this completely normal run they're much of a mod scene for hades i'm at the point where i beat the game enough times that i'd be interested in shaking it up it is there is some days i do plan to look into it here we go boys epic dash 20 damage is that normal i don't even remember that thunder and lightning oh there's a there's an airbus gate here too oh i was hoping it'd be zeus everybody wonders if we just do faded authority try to get more zeus but i don't know it's kind of tough to say all right dash only do stashy washy we got this it already doesn't feel that bad none of these do anything we have unbound the other controls the lightning reflexes will increase the damage of the dash pretty significantly near miss pure darkness there's nothing that poseidon could do here but i might as well take poseidon although i don't want sea storm get offered the only problem could fill a slot but then sea storm could get offered from zeus pause all right keep the palm blossom oh yeah yeah i think you're right we use the aid i unbound it hydraulic mite doesn't affect the dash damage so there i can't think of anything that would help us it's worth considering but usually filling uh food slice is not really that correct unless it's like the last one under dash zeus does nothing i mean not zeus chaos does absolutely nothing here i'd rather if the key wasn't here i'd probably do chaos or higher boon rarity but otherwise i don't think so it also means that bomb blossom won't pick down if we go see chaos the best i can hope for is like boon rarity or extra health or something all right so the goal is to get i don't know basically a gazillion zeus spoons like another bomb on at least that's what you get minimize god pull for mid shops that help in some way fair i think the thing is i heard what's a lot of the guys were saying was uh what's for sale i'll take oh i left meg on by accident i meant to switch until you have the godpool completely filled in meaning four different gods i'm not gonna buy it then you're like the chances of just seeing different gods it just increases for dramatically all right double artemis why not and i guess we take it it's a small pp guys vp acquired you guys are surprisingly excited i can just hold down the dash button i don't even need to like do anything else this is great i forgot to make but whatever we'll kill him the hard way it's not that bad back to the shuttle this delia we'll be fine oh look at that epic hunter's mark lightning bolts can crit now guys remember hector mater bean i actually don't know how to say that if i try it thanks for that tier one fully says thanks all right we need one of these two percenters [Music] to land here b2 majesticals thanks for that prime interesting names today oh come on thought lightning bolt's gonna correct they changed it on february 2nd pressure points level up hunter's mark level up it's fine i'd rather hit pp extra gold is fine all right if zeus is in that airbus gate then we kind of have to go right falkenstein thanks for that prime you're going believer what are we believing that i'll win oh right i guess there is a decent chance i could die with uh three measures four on huh bold ah uh i think i do big health airbus gates tend to have more exits too we'll be fine right guys me lose an airbus gate me getting onion it's actually been a very very long time since i got onion i feel an enemies don't know this is actually kind of easy with this i'm kind of quickly realizing although the flame wheels were i scary think i have any forced overtime on oh my god there's more enemies coming though no no i get stuck on the wall fine hunter's mark yeah what'd i say guys what'd i say those are terrible options only just for the gold i guess i don't really want aries i could go the health just for more mom blossom going but maybe i could use the gold youtube seems to win all the time how do how does twitch handling do i always win gas damage don't let me keep doing god's work there moldy makes sense to me i'm rich safe troubles oh it happened no do i take the jolt lightning reflexes is almost as good as jolted it depends on the rarity we could get double strike lightning reflex is good jolted is good high voltage is not very good i think i roll once hopefully i only have to roll once i don't mind taking lightning reflexes [ __ ] oh [Music] fine right we do it right electric lesbian congrats on that gifts up from anonymous thank you anonymous all right big thick bolts right [ __ ] me i'm gonna take that too i guess i'm putting on zeus's keepsake in smash fidel i could wait hello fury sisters that way we get more value out of mom blossom pickles don't do [ __ ] ow 187 on a crit i'm literally just holding down the the dash button i don't have to press anything i'm just using the joystick you even see i'm barely paying attention whatever i give up all right we're good and cam yeah all these lesbians getting subs and i still don't have a df someday noah i believe you found something do we believe in noah chat so fast three extra minutes on the clock go on and try god it's i think it's i think i leave on mom blossom for one more because look it's about to take over with one more encounter but maybe that's stupid i mean because we don't even know what's gonna hit i don't know i need money take the trade my keepsakes bigger bolts that's not helpful all right we'll do one more we'll do asphodel with the mom blossom salon probably get two ticks from it and then we'll get then we'll switch over to zeus for at least him hopefully i don't lose dd's to the heroes i missed a gold pot i really need that cold too have you come up with for the most beautiful man whose name starts with h and ends with alien thanks julios bezos is stepping down come face malphone and me i mean it makes sense he's got to be pretty rich right i forgot the new guy's name although he's been with amazon forever too these pesos oh that's clever just the dash still right maybe pp i think it's the dash at least one more time um what can artemis do here really nothing support fire does literally nothing clean kill doesn't very little i think it's just palms the poor fire does literally nothing here i think it's just the bombs more crit damage it's i mean we're just not quitting often as it is so it doesn't make sense it's also going to muddy up the whole boon how many booms we got to that we want to palm now too we had clean kill to the mix i mean i mean rod for luck no rod is disabled guys that i'm starting a new trend and some of you guys might have heard it on discord and trust me power of olympus you guys are going to want to know about this god what do i do here thick clicking it yeah thaden's on the on track here oh that's why it has its perks uh so you know how like you want to say like hey that's my jam but that that term is kind of too too old school and maybe you're not up to date on the slang that the kids are into like what a mood right guys don't worry i got the phrase for you you're hanging out with your dudes you know got a little plastic beer pong table and stuff we got the red solo cups uh favorite song comes on by nickelback and you're like man this song is my bang see guys it's gonna catch on and you're gonna be happy you have been there on the [ __ ] ground floor okay get on the train now choo choo choo choo cuz it ain't stopping until it hits the whole world but was that word exactly it's my bang you know extra blessing zeus zeus you know gerds like how you'd probably say man koalas are my bang okay maybe not cool wait are koala's even australian i know thick bolts it both don't do anything koalas come from space actually oh [ __ ] really makes perfect sense now when i level up pp instead of big bolts yeah big balls don't matter in the name of hades no zeus you're not listening that's not gonna do come on did i take a double strike i don't think so we are zeus incarnate i had so many palms i'm not taking thick bolts guys it's stupid make my pp bigger easier to get gobble strike later i agree i'll still put on maybe i still put on the zeus keepsake i don't know a lot of landing strikes how do i just have thunder dash and uh high voltage and now the now the legendary it was just thunder dash and gilgamesh jerzy's that's it biggest my peepee's ever been i think i've gotten it to around a 10. i'm around 10. or take size build isn't too bad yeah all you need is like four zoo spoons in the legendary no no lightning reflexes george dashes [Music] hmm i see hmm i guess i'm taking side hustle another palm ah they're so stupid right now now we go to the shop final roll what am i hoping for dashes i don't know we know what more zoos you're not zeus fine i'll pay for the palm i'll take this one i wonder if i do the dash now again at what point do i want to level up the dash one more time oh hi hello hey bubbo thanks for four months welcome back dash one more i feel like it's dash once more bigger no we got to make our pp longer not thicker zinger come on i need to kill you once again i know three damage doesn't look like a lot but you gotta add in all the other multipliers and stuff let's play the valley of girth stan it's true like length doesn't actually play a factor right we're taking straight further from god we're not sitters we're just open open-minded discussers we don't mind having the discussions that your everyday streamers are willing to have because it's taboo earth is better yeah see guys we gotta discuss these things maybe you don't know better maybe you think length is the key to a better full-bodied orgasm i can tell you right here right now that's not correct earth earth is is where it's at girth is my bang it's basically what i'm saying lovely chatting with you lenny dear all right we still want like double strike right i know all about full-bodied orgasms i'm glad you acknowledged this finally noah we're on the same page now hey pollen um i guess i put this on now i think we've palmed things to a necessary level if i already had double strike it might be a different story a so i price need these it's actually interesting to so high voltage there potentially built it in double strike yeah double strikes way better dumplin yes thing i do not have landing reflexes i guess i just take the gold it's interest i i mean it's possible you should just take the hammer just so it doesn't get offered anymore my gold is kind of low enough although i do have side hustle too you wanna die again it's a little arguable either way you had it coming this is this here we go here we go here we go come on how many rolls i got the perfect amount come on baby double strike is key now guys this is a whole zoo stream now so even with this like i don't know if the lightning bolts being able to crit has really done much for us i mean it probably helps like a little bit yes dude let's go come on baby it's still going let's buy this first double strike bam i think it's lightning reflexes here actually i think it's lightning reflexes here if that was a better jolted it'd probably be jolted so many bolts all right we're skipping this in case there's more zeus right i think get him zeus trigger some anime scene now where the protagonist just walks by the villain in a bunch of lightning bolts come down and strike them down oh look at your aries all right now i just worry about surviving hey snook must be the last of them come on baby oh my god it's good that's the thing it's actually good there's like different league and stuff here but maybe health is just better and more guaranteed that's just more guaranteed it was a pretty overpowered build i have practically all the upgrades now with dark quartz i think i'm missing like one and it wasn't even close i don't even think i lost that the whatever you call it but essentially the death defiance i had just like an insanely high damage like swappy type build i think i had uh two legendary skulls and like three legendary items including the legendary quintessence farewell come on but i think it's goal overall i think it likes polish but it's pretty good quality i think that's a good way to put it to sum it up more i think that's it's fine um i do have the slight urge to play despite having beaten it so that's always a nice feeling a lot of these games you might not feel that way i disabled the call button for this jolted [ __ ] all right i think we just accept heaven's vengeance here and then maybe we can get jolted later because jolt is the only boon left after this i mean an epic kevin's vengeance isn't bad i think it's fine i think it's fine i think it's fine i might get another zeus good shot in uh sticks she won't like this it's fine i get hit sometimes yeah with skull i think uh polish is the correct word i mean the translation is pretty rough a lot of things like you can't even understand what they do because it's not translated correctly maybe not a lot of things but a few things uh gameplay gets very very hectic and there's just a lot of on-screen effects makes it hard to track what's going on it's the kind of game that looks like they wanted you these all do nothing they want you to learn boss patterns and try to dodge them but that is hard to do with everything sportfire doesn't do anything because we're only dashing visual noise gives you a headache right that's just like too much stuff to just fill a slot that isn't support fire fill up the call no the call is bad because then we might get like cloud of judgment or something like that so it would be the cast i could just throw out a roll it doesn't matter but then the best thing i could bake at is like clean kill well i'll just fill in this the cast then yes bigger crits nah it's not that good 30 even if it was 30 clean kill the difference that you'd see is so small you know so very hard to start it out at all in school you mean nova i agree the power-ups actually make a very big difference quite a bit so you like you're destined to lose in the early game a lot i know that's how a lot of these games are but i felt like in school it was even more so potentially look at these bolts baby it's still a good game it's still worth whatever it is 15 bucks probably i can't quite remember the price now but um i'm not going to say that i'll be playing it you know six months from now or anything i'll go to the shop didn't get any extra dashes now i think i got one hermes boon yeah side hustle double strike is there any point not taking ares now i could get something like blood frenzy that kind of does something you could also just fill in a slot that doesn't matter use your mags i guess i kind of forgot revenge moon that's true actually i could get vengeful mood if i take the special here i mean the other two do literally nothing so i guess i'm taking the special i believe i get vengeful mood which means just more heaven's vengeance right which works right that's more lightning bolts it's perfect oh [ __ ] meg gets so distracted now i am so worried about dying to hades or in general so we're gonna put on mom blossom's been used up so i guess i put on [Music] probably the tooth i think it's better than the acorn on extreme measures for usually if you don't have hard labor turned up this is actually fast this is actually pretty fast this is faster than any of those hell mode runs we've had i mean i've been taking it slow on purpose but at this point it's faster we want to see another aries we what one more zeus moon for jolted and that's that's the end for zeus dash only run correct if only dash no call no special no attack and i use meg but whatever there's nothing else that really helps us in terms of damage output not enough that would be worth putting on i think new money okay one last aries revenge boom to qualify for eventual mood no you don't you need one zeus corbon one aries corboone and any vengeance spoon any of them frozen touch curse of vengeance heavens vengeance wave of despair i miss some gold there hold on hold on there's no aries here there's two zeus oh my god uh anonymous thanks for the gifts up to lesbian outlaw uh okay so here's what we do i think we buy the big palm first to try to palm double strike then we take another big palm to try to palm it again she is mate all right maybe i roll this i don't know bigger doesn't do anything no i don't think i roll here actually because zeus could still screw us i think powered up level 8 pp here we go let's do this and then we'll take the zoo store i still want to pum double strike more than anything i believe you want at least one pom and jolted i mean it'd be nice but we don't even know what rarity jolted we're gonna get so bombing heaven's vengeance might not be bad either thank you i did have a nice week off don't have middle management on okay [Music] doesn't thicker bolts make your effective range larger i [Music] this is a double pawn by the way three damage i mean i'm doing heaven's mentions i couldn't roll but a it three lousy damage all right let's go this way hopefully i get the jolted here a good jolted here and then we can take the dual boon down south over there i can't get offered rod that's good it's no use there it is go boys it's been like two sacks all day i accept this message that's fine that's fine can't complain about that go go go should i go and do a boom hello ah it's the at least there's no more palms sadly let's go i think we'll be fine there's a chance i could lose hedgehog didn't believe forgetful didn't believe spill didn't believe i don't know what's going on why are there so many unbelievers in chat revenge isn't dash then i guess i'm a cheater you're looking very dirty run cheater i need you to spank my bare red bottom go ahead and make now problem that's so stupid we're gonna go oh my god i'm afraid not it's em4 it's em4 right yeah it is it is oh look at it go see you later doomy [Music] how much do i need to pay attention ow didn't realize youtube alien was streaming right now youtube haley ain't got [ __ ] he's an imposter really disgusting is what he is filthy animal really stay right here stay right there dad yeah can he out can he out heal the bolts can he out heal the bolts okay it kind of out healed the bolts oh no dog escape now i don't think i can fish with all these unbelievers in here today i don't know if you guys have earned it what was that what did he do there i don't know if i've ever seen him twirls little spear like that he's almost dead [Music] ah get um done all right you okay pia it seems i was no match for you this time let's that was pretty good okay lucinda hold on listen to zach there by my father's name [Music] well earned put them on the board baby get this trash out of here might have to not include that for the sake of the rest of the zeus high voltage also i had pp level 8 and hunter's mark pretty good boys that was good oh hey didn't see you there you won't find this kind of unbridled entertainment here on youtube you'll have to come see me on twitch instead every sunday monday wednesday and friday starting at 12 p.m eastern time come on over and don't forget to bring your friends

Channel: Haelian

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Keywords: hades, build, aspect, update, new, gameplay, op, speedrun, game, version, 1.0, launch, persephone, ending, secret, hidden

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Length: 38min 17sec (2297 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 17 2021