Is This World Record?! Speedrunning All Weapons From Fresh File! | Let's Play Hades

here's the explanation fresh file to all weapons clear speed run here's what you gotta do chat you start a new save you have to take an intentional death pretty much right away on the first run you have to clear that first room with athena because that's just mandatory otherwise you gotta do it again you get 10 dankness from just looking at the mirror when you have zero and then my strategy for this is to probably take one more death intentionally but in that um second run we're going to try to farm 80 darkness one key and one nectar hopefully the nectar is the hard part there out of all of them we want 80 darkness to unlock the death defiance one death defiance and the extra dash nectar for skelly's keepsake one key to unlock the bow but basically we take two intentional deaths and we start clearing after that hopefully hopefully and that's about it really now there are more balls to the wall strategies this hat is ridiculous um reminding us namely where you do like first run clear and stuff like that it's just not for me though basically because this this is pretty hard as it is because for a first run clear would require so much time and energy and i've never even done it and then you tack it on to another like really long speed run and it's like oh my god to hell with this place all right how do you do this again you let them hit you or something okay well i failed to do that there's like some little strategy here where you get you get them both to bonk you because you want to die right after this room anyway all right all right all right you guys ever like wait for a long time in line at like a store or like the post office bank whatever anything of that nature basically but thank you and it's taking a long time because one person at the counter is like just has a lot to do but then the worst part is there's some for some douche bag like behind you just tapping sawing umming awning the whole time and so this happened and all i could think was like i i'm not angry at the at the person at the window that's taking a long time i'm angry at this person who's being way too impatient you know what i mean that's stupid take the room for the darkness no because you get 10 darkness if you have zero here so if i completed that room it would have been just been a waste of time basically why pick when you be mad at both it's true it's true it kind of depends but i just remember look i rolled my eyes so hard at this guy's he's tapping his his keys on [ __ ] he's he's sighing he's like peering around the corner like what's going on shut up dude it's been 30 seconds people uh people have transactions to complete don't be impatient chat all right this is darkness i believe yeah all right 20 darkness needs 16 more need one key getting health in this room is really bad you really don't want to see it don't really want to be forced to pick up health at any point we will yeah we gotta hope for dionysus that's the only way we can get a nectar but i don't think we reset to force it because it's just a safety measure really at the end of the day so we just got to pray that things work out without them most of the time so we're gonna have our one key so we just need darkness the fastest way to do this is to get super lucky and get darkness offered dude it doesn't matter i've gone this far get darkness offered in like this well the problem is again we offered health and now a boon i was hoping to offer gold because i don't even know if we can afford darkness if it gets offered here it's expensive you know might be able to afford it i forget how much it costs all right well darkness 55 is that what it costs that's a lot i feel like it's less but i'm not positive don't worry we got fake bolts 30. we go here please give me darkness there can be darkness in here too please please please please okay we got [ __ ] on we got [ __ ] on you meet sisters early you can only meet sisyphus oh that's bad i don't know if it's enough to like just reset the whole run but it's not good you can only meet sisyphus if you've met meg once once you've meeting meg once even if you lost to her you can see sisyphus but purposely going to see meg on like the first or second run just for the purpose of the chance of seeing sisyphus is probably not worth it i don't really mind getting hit because we need to we'll have to get ourselves killed eventually anyway you know boom this might be a miniboss we'll have to see just okay that was bad we can't die this early we do you can try like the fourth run strat at least i didn't get two hammers but getting getting that guaranteed hammer in the first chamber on the third run it's just a nice to have and you kind of know if the runs gonna work out or not right away plus it's faster you know what i mean than having to take an extra death oh this is dionysus please please please please please please yes that's good up okay okay okay this is good we got we got our skelly's keepsake now we're very short on darkness so far though we need some from a weller quick ass that could be tough we need 40 more okay after this room 30 more not bad i need a well okay please if we get that here this is going to be the juiciest split on the safest run i've ever seen in my life but it's still gonna come down to how the hammer looks or the bow there's actually quite a few options i mean twin shot is probably the best okay then don't die i think still triple shot is good but it's not as safe please oh no uh i gotta play it safe i think okay double darkness i think that only gives me 20. we could try going without the death defiance these thick bolts ain't cutting a chat okay okay what do you got 25 no i'm five short please in here in here please please please please please please please never punished okay let's go bum bum well this is awkward come on mate and we saw meg i guess that's kind of perfect when you think about it in some ways not a gold but i think it's because our gold split was a little cheesy where we we didn't farm actually enough uh darkness and stuff three minutes i had to start though it's pretty solid that's really good mountain room for tartarus right here unlocked some sort of special offer for me my good shade now we're punished.com there you go sounds like an excellent idea right a hundred okay yeah that makes sense night and darkness guide me uh okay that's fine we have to unlock the bow talk to skelly there we go the heart seeker now we have to wait for skelly to spawn you have to talk nice place i don't remember then we can get for you mate for me guys i don't get hestia what's wrong with hestia what don't you like about it it's good it's a lot of d we've got something new to try this is on right yeah tooth is on and we go okay please be kind hammer hey man please ripple okay it's fine you may be right now like perfect shot and point blank are kind of okay so like i'd settle for either of those two if we didn't get one of the two best all right ripple's good it's not as safe as twins because you really want to point blank the bosses but good enough uh aphrodite's attack is fine that's fine that's fine it's fine does my skelly immediately give a gift duh duh it's like bringing bringing flowers on the first date of course of course you do you always bring a gift right good enough i'll take it like that i'll take that sure i don't see why not wife defeated hayes for the first time in the night she's playing god mode which i think is actually really helpful for introducing the game new players 100 agree great great addition to the game i think god mode i've never actually used it but just uh that accessibility option [Music] for more people to allow play the game i think is amazing really and um on the flip side i think hell mode is unfortunately not very interesting or or inspiring let's go this way feels like i'm wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all stupid sexy flanders cairo tv welcome thank you for that prime friend how are you [Music] triple plus point blanket hammer combo excellent hammer combo probably the best probably the best perfect shot too is fine uh diamond whatever those other two were not good i'd say unfortunately on the third run which is what this is you cannot see a second hammer it's not an option the anvil gets offered usually ow that's bad aries show me battle rage please otherwise i fill a slot probably i think we do that it's fine now we really focus on keys if given the option between doors don't so much want to spend money on them though because i want to focus on just winning each one individually triple plus plus twin shot nah unfortunately that'd be crazy oh my god it scares me every time i'm gonna buy the health because it's the most cost-effective one why you gotta just distract me like this francis how we doing friends welcome welcome how you been thank you for the 10 gifties had his best right hope you've been good so many kind folks lately still sticking with me after all this time oh maybe i should have done the nectar it's got a big promotion wanted to share some love good luck on the run oh thanks francis and congrats for that that's awesome glad to hear it 07's for francis and chad please hey cal i gotta turn down that notification it's too goddamn loud [Music] i have dds do you plan to go in ask fidel wait what dds acido what are these words that was pretty quick check it i've never felt more damp they say i don't think i spend money on that i would have bought health here probably thank you for those six months shaking and congrats on hermes club friend thank you so much l7 and helium what is this helium thing is this is this like the copium thing where it's just like it's not a dead game guys i swear everyone still loves hades it's totally still financially viable i saw someone just say it's going to be on uh it's going to be on game pass is that true i know it's going to xbox and playstation but i didn't know it was going to be on game pass 34 seconds save baby so the world record is about a 308 somewhere around a 308 i believe not many people have done this run this sort of a meet-up category of course um i believe dunk says he he has like a 308 ish we were actually on pace last time so it's definitely within our realm of possibility i guess it's gonna be on xbox game pass oh that's cool huh that's that means it's free if you have game pass right that's good that's good chat helium we can't lose oh yeah that that would be good huh we'll have to get that hell blaze i think you're right aye puppy i didn't think it would kill him hello coin from the dead uh probably zeus it's kind of iffy let's get out maybe zeus wasn't right i don't know bieber's welcome back says moo thanks for three months people hope things are going swell for you ah i gotta say going back to the promotion thing for francis congrats again it was one of the best feelings when working to get a promotion because you're a being recognized that you're actually good at your job for once which doesn't always happen i'll just take that it's fine and b more money and c i don't know more just potential in general right i don't i don't think i buy more aphrodite oh bad godpool the looks like athena's not on the menu anymore this is the fourth god so we're stuck with these four it's the barge of death these would be so popular super giant will have no choice but to make katie sue come to daddy it's perfect right 80s 2 the [ __ ] is back yeah okay 80s 2 savannah knights there's like so many [Music] like subtitles the sequels that just work with like any movie hades 2 judgment day that was a little bit weird right i have a professional exam tomorrow to try and get a paid promotion oh good luck to you this is still the best one for sure plus 25 health is good and potentially more plus we kind of need the nectars we're oh we're not seeing artemis this one that's bad none of the guys that we want to gift we're actually seeing is it's zeus okay well zeus we do want to eventually gift we want to give zeus if i get a chance though we want to eventually get zeus i don't know about right now oh we do the double keys i think we need gems too though that's tough that one's tough wave makers you need a lot of keys because we have to unlock all the weapons and they're that shit's expensive by the way we might want to start buying gems and keys whenever we get the opportunity from wells and stuff right about now actually i i said the opposite earlier i'm gonna go this way again almost just to see if we can buy a key three for shield yeah and then it's eight and eight for fist and rail i believe uh i'm gonna give a hard note to those zeus might actually have the best dash for us here though that's tough that's tough 82 son of hades great weapon it's probably bow as overall because i think all the bow all four bow aspects are very different and play very differently from each other in interesting ways on the on the flip side i feel like most of the fist aspects unfortunately play too similarly to each other thus i don't love the fists yoga mesh being the most different but not in a good way kind of thing not that i i think the fists are bad but they're probably just not my favorite to play with oh why did we get these heads i see a lot of love for the fists and uh from people that chime in and stuff like they like playing with the fists and stuff and i don't necessarily at least from the people that i see tell me a lot of people talk about the bow as much in such a party mana i think it's good split gold baby another minute the fists are consistent but what they trade it off with consistency between all of the aspects means that they're not that differentiated i think is just feel like you're doing something when you play them yeah i think the bass they got the bass damage for like fist correct like really well done where it's hard to have a fist run where you feel weak it can happen but i think i still just take gold here um whereas with something like bow it's dependent on the hammer sword too especially i think spear is like the worst for that because it just really depends what kind of hammers you get to whether or not you're gonna have a fun time i feel nice little room there thing in here i'm just gonna do health hey seagull tune into the chat see cow hat tune out of chat stop it stop it hey siegel uh i was wondering if uh next month if you could help me uh move uh into a new house huh maybe you know maybe you heard that i'd be uh moving soon uh help chariot shut up shut up the cows are moving herds i don't know nothing here i probably take zeus's dash honestly blade dash isn't bad when there's no good options like athena or anything serious jokes yet well this is the first time seeing a stereo so let him lose chat god problem with these runs they're painfully slow in some ways and that's the danger things take a long time you know what i mean bosses especially of course so there's a chance you'll just wither away oh okay that's good didn't take much damage is the timer comparing to the numbers from last stream or pb my pb which is 316 because we never completed a run last stream we died unfortunately i should have gifted oh no chat jolted with vengeance new game tire no not leaderboard legal well good thing there's no [ __ ] leaderboard for this run huh seagull fresh file doesn't doesn't use a in-game timer i believe there's no way that like they expect you to turn it on in the middle of the run a fresh file i haven't seen a fresh file run a long time but that was an interesting room huh can i get some like health and things please it does wait how save file edit oh that's too much i guess i spent some money don't give me the duo okay you didn't uh differently oh wait buy these buy these yes that's so important i'm gonna take more gems but that 20 that's exactly what we need i think 20 is actually all we need that way we can unlock the faded list and we get a shitload of darkness from your first clear that's gonna be that's so that was so good that's so juicy i gotta need to change my pants after this no now we really want zeus's dash because we have the epic jolted uh that's fine the rest of garbage uh dionysus not really make a cow pie what the [ __ ] a cow pie is that like that snack is that like that little debbie snack or am i thinking of like moon pies or something best little debbie snack i don't know that's tough i kind of like me like nutter butters are pretty good but i kind of like me those oatmeal cream pies you know what i'm saying any kind of cream pie it's hard to say no to i guess oh my god i'm getting trounced don't need to sell anything don't want to sell anything rather oh we still go this way guess we get something useful welcome nick i kind of wanted to buy the aries but i'll play it safe plus lucy's dash would be way better if zeus there is no zeus with zeus in the shop he can't gift in the shop what theseus spun so from so far away i'm lucky that didn't hit me bullhorn i'm pretty sure you can't gift even if it's a free reward there's a lot of weird restrictions that don't come into play in like a normal speed run in this game and i think that's what makes these interesting really mirror planning key planning contractor planning the kind of stuff that you don't normally get to do where it's just like because the average speed run is just like get free rooms get the get good boons complete the game he's just gonna stand here because he's waiting for theseus baby you're gonna keep waking theseus already came honey okay doing pretty good welcome frets [Music] artemis how could you betray me fine we're doing good who needs artemis right come on kinda slow but it's always gonna be holy golds thank you welcome that'll do give your first neck toward hades that's probably what i did too two and a half minutes baby all right all right all right all right recently useful garbage maybe i should have bought the sandwiches i can do this if you have every god easiest and first one since there's only four theses defaults to artemis didn't know that can i name my hat bullhorn done it's always almost the first time you do this fight i guess i didn't know that but sure oh no not this i didn't really see what's in the shop i can't quite make it out i don't even remember what this dialogue says really at this point i got a peek here please show me zeus on one of these doors oh that's bad zero zeus so we try to get aries dash from the shop probably but i don't want to spend gold yet because i might want to spend it on meta resources in a well or something like that instead uh to sack i know we're still gonna be very much so at the mercy of getting sacked here big time what are you doing yeah it's fine it's fine that's one big thing to ah something like splash dash is always useful in a run like this especially in a room like this you can knock the seder into the saw blades and stuff come on uh attack still i'm pretty sure what this can get me vengeance is something that's for sure okay tiny vermin didn't we get tiny vermin no that was on 30 to 32 heat run i think right fresh file to 32 heat what that was i that was the stupidest thing i've ever seen we already had no chance to be fair though i guess but yeah i can taste another gold right here right now aries and something i can use pleasure doing business [ __ ] um those are bad delicious no dash i think we're okay though i think we're okay dan's clown yelp what excuse me zang i'll bust you down to viewers so fast why now cast i feel like batteries might do the tiniest bit more it's extremely close plus with battle rage you don't got to manage it what's up blah blah by the way oh of course it's taking the cast like you can you can deal damage with it but not that often and you have to think about it pick one one thing off my mind in a sense you know uh how did that hit me thought i was gooch [Music] okay it's because i'm charging the attack too soon once once you start attacking you the iframes go against away like this boy that's right what you desire is impossible we'll see we certainly shout i was too early okay ah keeps getting me [Music] wow i don't know okay i see how it is dad this is fine okay phase one harder than phase two that's all right guys ah not getting it for some reason right now definitely there's the battle rage damage every time you kill a head [ __ ] run okay get in there [ __ ] do a laser do a laser stop doing that so many heads now he does the laser are you kidding me what an [ __ ] there's a laser okay not yet [ __ ] to go back i see laser again come on gold split baby 10 minutes ahead world record pace here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go okay okay okay that's a big split that's a big boy split right there saves almost three minutes there god damn okay okay okay okay okay okay goodbye 1856 in game pretty juicy huh 3504 submit that to the fresh file speed fresh file leaderboards all right now we get a cool down here at least huh that is the definitely the toughest run you can't you can't dash you can't run this is this is what you have to do and onward through the cold sure hope this works next i wonder if there's like some kind of weird way to skip by this like if you quit out and stuff i don't know i wonder if there's a way does it just show give up i'm gonna check it shows quit you probably just end up at the start of the zone right i'm gonna say go zag go [Music] that thing that's ugh what do we do next we do shield pray for charge shot explosive returns pretty good it did we did pretty well with chart shot last time start dashing now because you get them pretty soon is this hey kid sorry mom no time to talk what no i die mother mother time passes how much time because it seems like zach doesn't have much time here what is it 45 seconds no really the fate no you tell i'll tell him the stick okay oh okay i can unlock to keepsake cabinet too but i haven't gotten another keepsake anyway but i might as well unlock it at the same time because we're gonna need it very soon four keys is very good um so first we do the list of minor prophecies to minor prophecies that'll give us extra dd and just so much safety uh yes we'll do the keepsake one the world ought to be a little livelier with this we need to gift artemis is a very high priority you can't gift her the first time you see her though must be the fate of the fate stop talking no not this determinism thing again okay so we do that that that bum i feel different guild is like a few keys right the exit that's a pack of punishment on it let's try it for pack the punishment we do one tight deadline but we'll be fine let's see what happens let's go baby kicks his body into the river these are so bad violence i didn't really want to do special or attack there no we're not going to go for merciful end that's stupid let me tell you right how sass alien is the voiceovers in hades when he's speedies yeah it's too much why have tight dental at all you just don't want the survival rooms to show up in tartarus chimposer so uh just one tight deadline disables them it's gonna unlock a weapon back at the side and swap the dash or give me hydraulic mite maybe this special for explosive return but i don't know spawn over here please i can't even gift the signing arts first time we're seeing them i don't necessarily want to okay we'll take that these are bad boons so far though it's not looking good for this uh shield run not looking juiced maybe charge flight if everything else goes badly it's a lot of damage okay good early hammer fountain never punished please help me please help me it has to be pulverizing blow the other two are god awful they're the worst things i've ever seen in my life uh that's not horrible but it's not high on the choice list i need a incredibly good attack boom now please give me a good mini boss here demeter will do as long as his high rarity we shall accept [ __ ] [ __ ] please please be kind demeter i think we have to take it i have the power of the freezing surface now police keepsake i only can get it that early no or sisyphus i don't know i don't think it's worth it we need that we need the safety of skelly's tooth for now i think still i think it's kind of hard to say it could be worse it could be worse second probably still going to be like charged shot though i'm going to say welcome buff queen why why do i read these things out hey loud i almost read it the reverse way come on it's i feel like it's kind of hard to aim this a little bit please hello we're fine power of olympus it's no use oh i don't know how good of a shield run this is gonna be it's probably not gonna be quick at this rate i mean i mean i might buy jerky here if i can jack jerky you know if anyone loves some like dried up aged meat it's gonna be me uh that's not the right kind of jerky i think we still try to palm this ronald ron welcome back friend how you been thank you for the six months welcome to the hermes club congrats freezing vortex no thank god that's not a real option we'll probably never have the keys to unlock the next half of the mirror just because it takes too many and we have to spend them all on unlocking other things i'm going to do this our maxell is quite low aries legendary well i'm not gonna turn it down hold on i had to call out this follow from 15 minutes ago midnight hentai thank you so much for the follow i don't know i'm surprised that doesn't like break a tos or something come on okay okay okay behind us slower down demeter slower down who needs to block huh i'm shocked that that hit me forget the trap honor baby lost a minute 27 this happened the other day too i doubt the shield run was actually that fast maybe i wonder my name is worked on so many platforms now i wonder if i just split wrong or something i don't know hey hello arctic blast attack built clearly maybe attacks be from her maze this is the fourth run so we should see hermes we need quite a quite a few more keys right now get enough for uh uh don't lock the spear because i think this is only gonna be like number two i need two more just to unlock the spear it'll probably happen the big question is because i can't remember when the lounge gets unlocked right there would you pick it up we can use this all right that's key number three that's good hermes uh what was i gonna say we only need one more for the spear but then when we need eight for the fists oh wait we have the sword still duh damn i was just hoping we were further along than we actually were huh that's too bad this is such a goofy build you know what give me the attack speed do it hermes do it do it ah 10 isn't enough i appreciate the lift lord hermes sir let's go hey nylah how are you ben why did i always tune in with the conversation gets weird normal conversations are for subs only sorry uh i don't think so cuz oh well lightning reflexes is a thing i probably wasted time even thinking about it no wait i don't want zeus because i want to try to get artemis off her here plus i can't give zeus in there anyway let's try to get artemis offered at some point or something can't believe she still hasn't shown up worst girl confirmed [ __ ] hey don't gift don't gift almost forgot um okay all right we're crapping it hit the things i guess that'll work not exactly the boon i had in mind i'll admit ah [ __ ] [ __ ] has to be the last of this maybe i don't need skelly's tooth that often here it's weird how it pronounces helium pretty well whereas if you type mine if you type dan into the texas speech it just goes dawn uh i'm gonna say no to that kinda tough do i gift athena i don't think we need athena most of the time she's a safety measure that isn't necessary in these runs necessarily we want speed from damage so like zeus and poseidon and stuff and artemis pluses no it's not our first athena boon because it's the first one you're forced to take one i do have two nectars though i think taking athena here all was a mistake honestly yeah i'm stuck but if i swap the dash what happens there she is put a gift head i think holy shield i see this power i'm gonna skip no i'm not all right rush delivery right here guaranteed it's probably not that good for us because i'm not dash striking i accept this message i mean i'm still gonna take it i'm still gonna take it do you not start with a call no elo says run six that sounds about right and then there's a scripted start to a run where poseidon will give you an epic call boon in the first room okay maybe if we get dashing wallop now with that rush delivery you know what i mean maybe that's good i don't know i feel like dashing wallop is not that good personally come on hit it it's so hard to aim this for some reason so we see the basic learning stage yeah there's a lot of stuff we don't normally see here now if we really wanted a big ball we'd turn on some amount of force over time now that's big ball enemies spawn faster with it on but obviously it picks the run a lot harder especially when you have no damage which is most of these runs and you don't even know like are you going to get a hammer that's going to help you and stuff like that right majin welcome back it's been a big trash but i'll still always find a way my way back to the stream oh thanks for the eight months imagine that's nice to hear hopefully things get better for you oh grace guys are gonna clear up i don't know that song actually but that was my tr that was my best take me something and that was with all common boons right there too by the way gold split baby all right i'm gonna buy that i'm not gonna buy the health phobia we'll be okay right life's been big trash [ __ ] mood right chat no love for athena i have to one hand this right now i'm thirsty come on murder them i didn't even look for attack speed from hermes i just saw the rush delivery which was probably still correct i do wonder what this looks like with the increased attack speed can you see patty this early i'm not sure what triggers patty but i think so we saw patty uh the other day when we did this help me enchantments for my weapon they're bad reaching rush is like the best but it's not even good okay i should give poseidon here okay so bill only after you beat slashy thesis minotaur okay that sounds about right hello cause we saw we we got patty on a run the other day where we were quite early gift poseidon chat no no no no no gift gift gift gift don't forget dan don't get distracted don't rechat unless it says gift chat you are my gift okay okay okay okay gift gift gift gift gift gift gift come on die gift okay i remembered waves go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go pick it up i dropped mike probably or swap the dash that'd be even better swap the dash oh breaking wave doesn't work okay never mind ah does it work for the shield kind of in a weird way i don't think so i don't think it's a big deal uh [ __ ] that room it'll take too long great shields i don't really care about those gods anyway at this point for this run the breaching rush i want to see armored enemies ow really on if life has been big trash for you guys lately check out my twitter for pictures of grandpa it'll make it much less trash ah is that weird we've already gifted holy shield you really hit holy shield i really wanted the butterfly ball you mean life because with uh breaching slow him down demeter yeah breaking away would have been nuts if we didn't have uh pulverizing right hello so breaking wave is a weird boon it's like the only boon that does this but it says your attacks that knock back foes and slam them in the walls deal extra damage blah blah blah blah blah most of poseidon's other boons say your boons that knock back bows in other words breaking wave works on just the straight shield effects that knocks back's enemies it's strange that that works but okay trying to work out because muscle astrophy is severe and life is trash too okay uh definitely hydraulic there i think you can't do sure the mars kind of get a little heli out for a second of exercise hell yes poetry good luck friend muscle atrophy that [ __ ] is real i bet a lot of us have been through it right now working from home just not going outside as much in the past year or two right me changing my career from literally standing for 10 hours a day to sitting for my entire life i put on some lbs i'm not gonna lie i've put them on that's okay though i i have to i do have to i've gone to the point where i should probably be cautious uh i i need nectars what i do before streaming uh short answer is retail manager running around in stores and things of that nature i was i was the guy that would show up if you wanted to be what the kids call a karen at a cash register basically and be like how can i help you no you no you can't refund a used hair dryer i i don't i don't care if your hair is still wet yeah i didn't i didn't design the hairdryer i don't work for the hair dryer company i've never actually used a hair dryer yeah i don't think this is gonna this just has to be a no for me there's more okay just one more should i get this urging well no no no no no all right heroic wounds can i see your alien i don't even know what that means so no braun defender of karen's the opposite [Music] oh one of my last days of work i worked in a store that was not open to the public we only did online orders we weren't open to the public a former customer when the store was open years ago years at that point it had been years since the store was open to the public a former customer of the sort called asked if we had a tv guide in stock i said hey i'm sorry i'm sorry sir we're not open to the public so if we had tv guide i would not be able to sell you one hey rose two i don't have a tv guide here either i'm afraid to say this guy doesn't have it he said so here here's what happened when i started to explain the situation he told me he told me i was giving him the run around it's like what do you mean what what kind of run around now luckily i had i'm pretty sure i had already given my notice at that point so eventually after he asked for the real manager i was just like i'm gonna hang up now [Laughter] it was like bye-bye i heard him screaming and yelling on the other end as i was hanging i was like whatever also i have no i didn't even know tv guide still existed at that point like what would you use tv guide for anymore i don't even know i honestly don't know like if you don't have cable does tv guide help if you have cable you got the damn menu or whatever right i don't i don't know what you use tv guide for anymore enjoys the crossword it could be oh not afro i guess they're testing me come on that hit me no we're fine oh fine come on give me a gold give me a sweet gold not a goal but still saving a lot of time baby almost 10 minutes ahead what's a tv guide says a zoomer god how do you even begin to explain tv guides before you had the menu before the menu existed on uh like a cable tv remote thank you you would to know when your favorite shows would come you'd buy this little booklet that told you for like the week or the month when the shows were gonna air what the programming was scheduled i think that's basically it and they have like articles and things like that you know you buy it yeah you had to pay for it you had to pay for that [ __ ] a lot of people subscribed like a monthly magazine or weekly magazine or something itanuki i'm pretty sure at least you gotta back out more back now this you have to watch a show at a specific time on tv not just whenever you want it on like on who netflix oh man i don't really no i don't have to really explain that far back do i somewhat no the kids still get it right they understand that you know like on demand wasn't always a thing right chat right they know right god i hope now i'm really feeling it you know back in my day chat you had to rewind your dvds uh i think i don't know bray dash live tv still exists it's true yeah i don't think people really uh so i've tried to watch some of these live tv channels and they're so bad they're so bad not yet maybe i'm just a snob all of a sudden give me those sandwiches too man sack breaking wave helping out a little bit when you do the charge it's no use imagine watching live tv the thing is though i could probably at this rate live without a single subscription service or television and just survive off youtube it's pretty hard to run out of [ __ ] to watch on youtube you know what i mean like sometimes you you go into like a dry streak it's just like i don't know what to watch but eventually you find something you find another weird line of videos to watch right who am i watching right now is it tom scott or something he's a popular youtuber but he just gives like you know just very informative videos about something incredibly random and somehow it's always interesting it it's like it's like tom scott yeah he's a guy he does it all in one take right nothing left to do how the [ __ ] does he do it every time he'll have a 20 minute long videos one take oh [ __ ] guys insane script what's he gaining out of these one takes dude i can't go two sentences without doing without split splitting get those backstabs baby [ __ ] wait if you block a skull does it just disappear dude okay i tried to block just didn't work out [ __ ] i did it again wow i was charging for days oh my god we're fine uh so the timing is actually really difficult for this fight with demeter you get a lot more attacks off so it's still worth it most of the time but yeah i can't like i frame dash away from stuff as consistently i just have to like run away more but you get a lot more attacks off in between true crime [ __ ] true crime [ __ ] is amazing to me i get sucked into so many of those shows for no reason pretty much every single like serial killer or big murder mystery on youtube wife and i have watched thoroughly [ __ ] ted bundy is the most devastating but interesting [ __ ] i've ever seen in my life the psychopaths you know someone just so far out of out of like what i experienced in life and it's just like how how you know what i mean [ __ ] whatever dude wild wild country that was a good one the one about the cult did i tell you guys that i think i did but it was a long time ago it was like i was telling someone at work about wild wild country how the [ __ ] am i getting hit oh i'll play a little safe here okay that's fine he's probably dead okay two-minute gold yeah so i tried to tell someone because we watched it a few years ago um or whenever it's the hat uh wild wild country is about uh occult in oregon from the 80s maybe i'm gonna say uh sub three here we come damn right baby cough um and i was trying to tell um [Music] i just i was trying to tell a co-worker about like this show who i thought was a fairly normal co-worker just like a lady 10 years older than me or something like that i was like yeah this is crazy uh i like we got sucked into this crazy documentary about a cult from like the 70s or 80s called wild wild country um about this guy called the bhagwan or whatever and she interests me it's like oh right but but don't you think he's beautiful just immediately backpedaled like liter i literally backed away i think i literally took step backwards i was like just back to work i go open up the eternal spear join my pursuit oh it's just like wait a minute was she in the show you guys think she was in the show take heed oh you think she was there i can't i can't oh i can't gift her here but at least we got her oh boy we'll see how this goes this could be tough i can't this could this is really dependent on what we see for hammers what's the special there i it wasn't because it's questionable if i go for that and hope for exploding a little bit god i hope i don't have to take serrated point again me whenever i'm talking to my friends about alien [Laughter] dude you see this this this stream cult yeah but isn't he beautiful are you my daddy uh oh the rare one oh dash let me see that's a big dash king atolius welcome thank you for that prime what do you guys think is this a chaos okay i don't know i don't know dude if it's a hammer that's a big no i feel like most time it's a no when they have 50 health nah plus like pommy this is really good now chaos is quite dangerous when i have so little health if this was like a little bit later it'd be worth it also these tartarus rooms like look how fast that room went wasn't worth it not even like a little bit oh hi we need to get zeus and artemis still so let's hope we see more more of those folks seagull usda prime beef sub there we go baby seagull were those juicy six months honey let's go athena i might take the special in the case that we get um exploding launcher from the hammer i'm still not gonna gift here i don't think what do i want though okay right i already said that out loud another key that's good we need a lot of keys i gotta pay attention to shops and wells can you get a key from a well i actually don't know i'm not sure hello gotcha uh not in that well that's for sure no okay i didn't think so three nectars now yeah i guess i could have but it also costs time to gift also i mean it's probably only like 10 seconds but still if we don't need we don't need three keys waiting back in your room gift away oh you mean nectar gotcha yeah but if i'm not gonna use the keepsake i shouldn't bother it's pretty unlikely i mean okay so athena's keepsake we could use for the sword actually i should have done it because i forgot we still have the sword left what do you think for sword we could go splash dash with the sword as a safety measure that we get we get cucked basically out of anything useful okay that's bad i can't gift any of them but more position is good no no no no no no no stop it jesus besides like so creepy with artemis he like tries to set her up with zag meet my little niece ah that's it right ah let's go this way retails for so much dan doesn't like green why not green raw shot does not help a build where i don't use the cast and selling selling going try taking something with the plans just to sell it and to make a profit is like dumping all your money into dogecoin because elon musk told you so okay not not a good financial idea i gotta say what i think there is almost a world where we want to fish a little bit holy golds here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go my little niece who was totally married is artemis married all right we don't need that anymore just put on uh kelly actually that probably wasn't worth it okay can you move for us please you guys kind of have to earn that one i'm gonna have to set up a 200 sub goal for it yes fidel meadows okay and then um and then you can also uh you can milk me too for an extra an extra 100 subs after that what oh i see how it is mooing's fine oh i asked you to milk my pink little jelly beans when that's too far apparently what's going on what do you got what do you got uh that's bad let me go with that time to go all right finally a hammer change my hat mr snow oh it has been over an hour wow cow time's over chat with what you've done nike away what's up friend welcome back so long as it doesn't become the new outro no no no crap we had to take vicious i mean not vicious serrated why is everything so bad hold on i need a new hat uh gems probably not worth anymore but let's get gift athena chat oh no i don't have a hat ready my hair is a disaster right now i can't hear anything because the headphones are off also not that i would ever be pro gamer enough to use an audio queue for anything in my life but [ __ ] well compared to the last one we have an extra death i forgot the gifter um just fill that i think all aboard need a hat [ __ ] okay hold on it's fine athena is not important artemis is the important one may i help you hey okay i should probably put my headphones back come here i don't think we want gems for much of anything anymore oh i'm carson cook been enjoying dead cells that's awesome happy to hear that i can recommend something that someone likes high quality game that dead sells as much as it pains me on days because it kicks my ass basically let's go this way no i don't know maybe let me buy a key we're short on keys those are not keys demeter no put her in the trash bin uh hold on give me this though [ __ ] don't hit the cast oh my god hey clarinet you attempted to fulfill my phone i would never use my iq says the man used when a blindfolded run i guess so [ __ ] didn't you get referral minutes from all these games i have the humble bundle link i should probably put it in the into the youtube videos where i recommend a game in mention specifically though i think i've made about i've had that humble bundle link i don't know maybe six months i've made about and 55 cents in that time so yeah that's right we're swimming in a chat i could subscribe to someone wait no i can't never mind sorry can't even subscribe to someone a couple hours of dreamscaper dreamscaper i think is going to be amazing if that's what we're talking about i really do i think people i hope people find out about this game and get excited about it they need they need they need the big boy uh what do you call them content creators someone call up northern lion bald brothers unite lost six seconds that's okay hey gauss use that 250 and subscribe to yourself and break even that's true actually that's a good point uh i'll buy it all right here we go i have so far away oh [ __ ] here we go fish want me women fear me no fish fish um i don't remember what it says it says something like that though okay maybe they could have combined the sentence and just said uh merman wants to have sex with me you know just just save some of the text there okay here we go nearly made it you know the first thing i thought when i saw zeus and hades it's like dude it's it's the king from little mermaid am i wrong though am i wrong did we find out gen z's inspiration oh [ __ ] those are so bad that could be useful in a very narrow circumstance i mean triton whatever whatever let me buy that actually why not the key because the shop saves too much time to skip it that's real that's a really bad god to see right now i really don't want that i need the keys i don't know maybe i should have done it we might have to do a bit of a key farm here it depends if the lounge is open we'll probably be fine i think i'm not positive though if we have to key farm we might be in trouble in terms of the time is that well we still have the sword run too keep in mind where the [ __ ] is artemis are you kidding me alright gift gift chat gift my fingers off the button that i usually press to pick up would you stop hitting me in my face fatty damn short dashes are you dead yet what gift gift gift gift gift gift gift gift gift gift [Music] um i want to go with brown skin hello door door look at my controller for that one that was close i can't believe we got [ __ ] on by both hammers by the way also we've gotten the asterisk mini boss all three runs so far which is bad luck especially since i took two hammers that would have helped against it quite a bit the breaching stuff basically are you going to do the thing i guess not nevermind oh it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine athena's in the pool what is this health good i'm gonna do the palm would you rather stairs everyone or four sack everyone while i was serious at that point although you saw how much health that stereo stole from us four sack is just such a huge time loss there is an element like i'd rather the run die at points than have to ah deal with like that kind of time loss because it's just not fun at that point really oh that's bad that's so bad god damn it nothing never punished here we go i don't can you gift in a trial i don't think so i don't think so just checking up on you sir i'll take the dd back we're gonna go this way am i no i need dashes or something you can't okay i didn't think so oh you can gift in a free room i didn't think you could wow wow these are the worst spoons i've ever seen in my life that does nothing i'm pretty sure holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is like the worst rng for a spear run i've ever seen in terms of a build [Applause] still haven't seen second artemis i bought a zeus we need to give zeus still too so can we please gift one of those two gods before the end oh come on dude from downtown like that ow might lose another here gotta play it a little safe [ __ ] got hit got hit again what that's bad dude how oh my man there our damage is just so bad this is sort of the situation that happened last time [ __ ] i can't afford a death defiance now if we get one offered though and i will 100 do that still save 25 seconds somehow but that was a rough that was a rough bet battle right it's just a bad build [Applause] might want to sell something here this will not be useful at this point yeah blah blah blah fills the slot doesn't matter so close because we can't we can't even get i wonder we could have we could have gone for an anvil here potentially if we found more gold but i doubt it and compare it to a sword around the splits right now that's true can i can we please get artemis here on the door for the sword run please for next run athena's there two athenas no what uh let's do this oh my god my heart [Music] dd arnold 42 thanks for the five gifties hopefully i can get a dd from uh athena here too welcome friend hope you're doing well get the thing i love the i love the sound at the end of that clip still on world record pace by a bit by it a bit here by the way no cow hat it's gonna be hard i mean it's pretty likely that athena helps us out here why do they carry coin you think we got scrammed by artemis so bad that hurt no fine now [ __ ] poison jesus jesus i'm gonna buy the athena now we could anvil what do you think chat [ __ ] that's so bad okay okay okay we're fine we're fine we're fine reaching on vicious cure plus massive spin hello oh [ __ ] what kind of rmg is that where's the flurry jab where's the flurry jab give me some health right here arnold i'm sorry i missed your message if you want to repeat it because spam tube we got spammed and i was too annoyed by the anvil give me some help give me some health give me some help yes give me that yeah spend that money too [Music] massive spin what a bunch of horse [ __ ] i can't do that all right this is it sack guaranteed gift okay not yet soon though you want to run you put me onto roguelikes and roguelikes can i thank you enough for it much love love you too arnold glad i could help this is it this is the sack right here we gotta get zeus please [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no that's bad that's so bad all right we still got a gift it's a bunch of horseshit get the thing hey hold on where'd you come from get the spin boom massive spin massive absolutely massive look at how big it is wow wow how am i poisoned again ah run oh kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it okay we're fine gift nothing left okay we're fine help me out here zeus i don't know how you can help me but please help me hey thanks [ __ ] is that dude no what is what is it lightning reflexes my other boon oh my god it's the worst build known to man dear sweet heaven um [ __ ] oh i almost got hit by that i got hit by a rat instead that's fine okay this is fine we'll be fine so we can still do it okay okay okay that okay please please don't do it don't do a game okay that's fine okay we can't get too mad at this these are terrible those are bad boons those were not good boons i have no money [ __ ] gigantic 100 losing time here now too is it just me or dad's butt cheeks very tense right now they are because this is where we died the other day and it's like almost the exact same build because we got [ __ ] because we can't get the right hammers even after taking an anvil you were never nick's safe [ __ ] you really believe you don't know shut up dad i have massive spin this time wow hey [ __ ] [ __ ] hey don't you dare i can't even kill one of these what a joke what a joke common level one attack boon that's what we wound up with [ __ ] when does this archer stop shooting oh my god this is the longest fight ever seen in the history of the game i'm still in phase one charge up a big boy spin boom [ __ ] i can't believe that hit me oh my ginger god [Music] no what hit me actually [ __ ] i gotta get out of that mess we gotta go slow spear worst weapon it's now been confirmed come on dad [Music] let's finish this hey we're losing so much time look at the timer the pace it's been destroyed that's good we need a lot of lasers that's good too that's fine that's not good i don't like that attack here the heads they're a pain in the ass hades is always trying to give me head and i can't stand it [ __ ] please kill them oh that was lucky that i was just lucky run away i'm going for it oh never punished [ __ ] okay that's fine oh [ __ ] get in there gotta get this damage the tiny minutes amount of damage yes get in don't [ __ ] around my dude not what i thought i'm dead i'm alive go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go okay still a world record pace still world record pace still world record pace that's fine i did it holy god jesus this was against a sword split so it could be that will save a [ __ ] load of time in the next run although that spear run 27 minutes doesn't even sound that bad that doesn't even sound bad i'm here you know what i'm saying hey dank mother i wait because holy [ __ ] nicks yes could i have well then i just shouldn't do serrated anymore like it didn't do [ __ ] it didn't do [ __ ] for that run it wasn't worth it you can get serrated and flurry right we all got diamonds in our [ __ ] right now hold on is the lounge here it is hey the lounge is open i only got three [ __ ] keys [ __ ] um we do the rod of fishing then i positively cannot wait to see hold on where do you fish for keys i think it's ass fidel i think it's ass fidel is where you can get the keys i think give me some keys no i don't want [ __ ] nectars why did i even open this we need a lot of keys asphadel yeah thank you andy yeah we need a lot more stygius athena i need your strength let's go let's go 33 minutes spear run that was what oh it's the call boon that's fine that's fine i like that actually no use gems gems kind of work too because you get you can trade those in for keys at least so gems are keys is what we prioritize keys first obviously so we might be fishing in asphadel because the last thing you want to have to do is in the middle of the run farm for keys darkness not great darkness is going to be useless for the rest of the run now i shouldn't open the mirror for the rest of the run either right on cue we'd have to get to a thousand just to get the last dd i think is it a thousand i think it's a thousand i think most of the fish in tartarus dropped darkness so we really don't want that okay penis dash we still want yes got to use the foundation to get out of here yes fill me artemis fill me artemis soon yes that's good this this is already faster than the [ __ ] spear and i don't all i have is athena's dash what was wrong with that run ayan isis we're definitely not gifting dionysus how why did that not hit i don't want the attack i might take the special okay i think that's fine it's not great i think it's actually not bad it's pretty rare you'd see me take something like that chaos is probably too dangerous here plus the shops probably here too another key beautiful okay we buy a key here if we can no key no i'm not going to fight karen no trippy nah okay artemis gift gift gift gift gift please wait i don't need to gift her anymore because this is the last run where i need artemis basically maybe i gift her anyway in case i don't get the okay we gift her anyway in case we don't get the attack boom here that's what we do we still gift gift gift gift gift gift gift gift gift gift gift yes okay we still need zeus don't we no no we have zeus i think we're good we're good for keepsakes now okay attack please yes guaranteed win now two keys right here to pronounce gift definitely not definitely not do you park your car in the garage no i don't think so it's it's gif i don't care what anyone says what about giraffe giraffes were invented by big government they only exist in area 51. wait i'm gonna do this oh hello the big gif industry is just trying to convince you i'm sure radar gifts is wrong it's important to know when you're wrong chat and be willing to admit it too i gotta say it's a good quality to have as a person to be able to accept accept when you're wrong about something you know what i'm saying it's a quality that duplin has has has done very well because he's wrong so often honestly i lost 37 seconds how was my spear split that fast i don't know been accepting the wrong shaking my head right we don't i don't think i want that maybe i should have give me the sandwiches next floor and check it's it's gift and i swear to jawed i will die on this hill so if you look at my light split it says we're on a spear run right now we don't need nectar so i'll do this i swapped them in this run are you going or what shut up take the blessing what do you got what do you got what do you got oh my god these are okay that's fine it doesn't hurt me the win okay that's a few chambers from now all right don't cast sandwich is paying off already when do we see eurydice i feel like eurydice comes last for some reason set there's the shop i still buy a key here if we can but that's all we can afford right now it looks karen's offerings ahead i guess more artemis that's good uh witches are fine i still kind of want to do it from this angle okay then witches are kind of not fine i changed my mind okay there we go that helps okay this is good uh no gifts or anything okay okay okay what can you do welcome to your bison i'm gonna pay take a medium pp there oh this is our first hammer please you guys know what we need you guys know right chat we need the thing [ __ ] no it's not curse slash no [ __ ] i forgot i thought it was over give me those sandwiches honestly if we uh if we get double edge here i think we could save a lot of time i think this could be a really fast run if we get that we need to palm this attack huh please those are the worst things i've ever seen in my life holy [ __ ] we still take euro to see here oh my god double nova with dionysus on the special are you kidding me right now hey i do nectar for hermes thanks so much oh my god ref welcome back thank you for the 10 months i'll buy that no i should have bought the palm and said i changed my mind put it back well hunter's mark is good get a replacement special for sure oh that would have been good right there huh that would have been a juicy one am i losing time yet it's kind of hard to say it's gonna be pretty even would you come over here you're a clown head i'm gonna save up the call for the last wave of heads [ __ ] still can't cast it doesn't really matter and there's no boiling blood do i sell the special i wonder if i sell the special what how did you miss okay two three this does not feel like a lot of damage chatties still the gold 12 seconds baby hang in there hang in there chat we got this miss toasted 13. welcome thank you for the raid tell us special i couldn't afford anything why did i even look get out of this [Music] yikes once we lock all webs we can unlock aspects i think yeah that's how that works andy but it's pretty hard to unlock all the weapons ahead of time because i think technically for your last weapon you theoretically could have gotten enough keys to unlock like the the fists and the rail at the same time or something like that i think it's technically possible but just pretty hard to do because you just need so many keys all at once yes never punished okay we're fine chad we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine all right let me do the attack here kill him with the dash and it's fine pretty decent room here it looks come here what excuse me where did you come from delicious no dude oh it was probably hunter's mark this way give me a key just in case where the [ __ ] the keys okay i don't even know now i got the butterfly ball when i don't have something against extra armor piece of [ __ ] how did that not hit okay that thing up top is going gonna go and i have to let it not bad not bad think about this fight compared to the serious ones we had earlier blinding flash is fine all right hermes oh no is my nectar gone okay last nectar okay thank god we kind of got screwed because this is the first hermes i believe i take my slippers off my toes are sweating re-nectars what are the nectars have to do with anything anyway here [ __ ] that's the first hermes right could be worse uh health look at these juicy hits you just feel so much better than [ __ ] serrated edge point whatever it is i cannot remember what it's called [ __ ] come here come here come here okay no stand still okay this is fine uh gems it's fine it's fine it's fine our max health is still quite low we're just gonna play a safe here let them explode come on give me that rush delivery unit right now huh no hermes yet but now we need that juicy juicy rush delivery oh god oh my god this random enemy combination after getting a bunch of smalls that doesn't even make sense ow [ __ ] what do we have here e okay oh why are we time for spear i swapped spear and sword because we didn't get artemis's uh keepsake unlocked in time to do sword first turns out we didn't really need armistice keepsake because we just kind of got lucky instead but i think it was the right move potentially still is that it man where's that room the last one meat health don't need to give poseidon i'm gonna try to buy health we're not looking amazing i'll be honest he's defeat go i don't think this time is going to be that good 1350 in the call hit yeah when i start with the first one scramble i swear to god i'm gonna scramble your eggs so hard [ __ ] i thought hunter's mark was gonna hit i should have waited until they were together i'm a clown didn't even crit come here goddamn hunter's mark and critten what oh still got 50 okay now i only got 34 though hit up didn't even hit bad stupid demeter deminer is ridiculous she's the worst god in the game please kill something i hate her that was stupid i lost 0.1 seconds afraid not i hope you enjoyed the show [Applause] uh i don't think i should show me some more athena give me back the dd we gotta play it safe there's not a whole lot that can make us better here at this point god damn that was tough demeter is really difficult with the melee weapon like that when they when these assignments demeter it's hard it's hard no athena down there let's do max health and i might do it in a second hope for a two sack i think i think i do why does everyone have to be so goddamn difficult i can't do that boy we're keeping up though um [Music] technically world record pace still although it could all come tumbling down if the keys don't line up i'm not certain how many i got right now i think we did get enough to unlock the fist but will we get enough for the pho oh no dude it's just a tiny vermin oh god how could this happen to me i've made some mistakes ah get that thing [ __ ] [ __ ] how did that hit me there's no there's no way [ __ ] [ __ ] dick my ass close my holes that's not a split okay i remembered my unsplit bun by pure reflex we're fine chad we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine go this way still we can still find a dvd along the way too and we have enough money now for that do i sell the special here because athena's special would be spicy [ __ ] never mind double nova isn't applying two stacks of poison if you dash too soon after specially it'll interrupt the second uh attack of it maybe i should be trying to make sure but it's often not even worth that's like a lot to focus on in the heat of everything it's hard to say i should probably be letting it happen okay never punished please please just let me play it safe athena no no no no what no why would you say yes to that zag oh my god these are the worst runs i've ever seen in my life i forgot to fish in asphadel do i fish here what do you get for a fish from here thank you boy i don't even know if there was fish in aspadal give me a quick fish come on up jesus i did it okay we're looking okay still i think we're not ignoring fish wow we need keys i don't i don't think a scuffer gives a key you're not going to stop me i'm pretty sure this could if you're quite finished it's gonna it's all about i think we could do it pretty easily but it's gonna be all about if i just gather enough keys really yeah just keep them coming keep them coming daddy [ __ ] oh that's bad now okay now the call can be used for it to hopefully utilize hunter's mark a little bit here never mind got cocked 15.50 nice big hit there ah no way that hits me oh my god that's so close [ __ ] that's fine that's fine i think we're okay still okay that's pretty quick pretty quick enough what oh go ahead dad use them up use those lasers baby what [ __ ] only one hit oh dead gold split baby back on top here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go two more ah all right the hat's starting to where hurt my head okay okay okay okay okay almost 10 minutes ahead which means we're oh look at that in-game time too huh spicy titan blood uh so the records are out 308 so we're on pace for about a a 306 right about now maybe a little less 307. welcome oh siri helps us get here how many keys we miss saying i don't know yet we'll find out soon though i'd probably just go to the lounge and convert as many keys as possible right now i think we probably have eight keys right now it's up three hours a 28 45 fist run it's not great i guess i'll turn in that scuffer what does the scuffer give me greetings chef okay that's two keys that's good uh we we're only one key away we're only one key away we just need one more key don't gotta look at anything in here just need one key baby let's see what's in here let's go all right come on this should be good i probably wasted a lot of time looking at stuff i thought the record was 438 that's a fresh file to credit speedrun you're thinking of this one we're just trying to complete all weapons once from a new save it's too dangerous it's too dangerous i could get stuck taking something and i lose a dd too early nice i still like splash dash with this build i still like splash dash with this build especially for bosses cause you're gonna be down a lot of boss damage without something like that if you're just doing zeus's attack help me out here help me out come on yes dude okay all right whoa whoa okay all right here we go i'll take it ow it's fine temperature cat rider 69 degrees fahrenheit 69 celsius two at the same time um [Music] can we not have a room like this though maybe 420 kelvin yep ah let's let's palm let's palm first dash is more important a little bit okay this is a good room you can tell just from the sound effect you're getting these mounds watch this peace out cub scout chop can't afford anything just walk through damn that extra zeus would have been nice come here okay more poseidon is very good time cast for sea storm probably not sea storm is fancy we don't have extra dua boone chances or anything we don't do fancy 40 wave pounding no use that's nothing to sneeze at not taking the last key i will get one right how many gems do i got i got 15 gems already so we're fine you scared me for a second they're just like what if what if we didn't get it you know oh there's the key anyway never mind don't even so don't visit the broker we don't need anything we just do zeus attack for the rail into poseidon for the dash as as per things dictate the rail could go pretty rough rail's quite slow at the base are you shooting me there's more of this good enough okay okay okay okay budget heiress rail extreme budget the [ __ ] nissan sentra okay i kind of need some health we have a lot of money poseidon and zeus would be really good here i'm gonna buy this that kind of screwed there's no love without pain rolling knuckles the best thing we can get there which is not good you have to escape with a weapon to open aspects you have to um you have to unlock all the weapons oh right so could we take to could we take an intentional death after unlocking the rail to get the aspects unlocked i think we can that would be huge that could save us barrels of time i think that i think that works i see no reason why you would illegitimize the run unless someone just wanted to see this done without aspects no one watches to the end of these videos anyway holy golds baby all right all right all right all right all right all right this can unlock a hidden aspect of my weapons i think it works i think we might try it i mean we do have to spend time to take the intentional death anyway i'm going to do that because more of a sign would still be very good for us yeah errors aspect could save so much time so i say go for it agreed agreed i can't turn off death defiances unfortunately is the only thing which would save time taking the intentional death you know what i mean change ambrosia for blood yeah it still would save time i assume we probably don't have enough to fully upgrade the rail but it'll be it'll be pretty close air israel i mean oh my god can i get some max health uh it doesn't matter moving on all aspects no this is just all weapons all aspects from a fresh file let's see all aspects from a from a a max save file takes like seven hours i think this room sucks at least seven hours so this would probably take 15 because you can't upgrade everything that fast and stuff you know please die thank christ okay [Music] i'm gonna do this that was a tough choice i kind of wanted to try to buy some health but we can't even afford max health so i don't think it was correct anyway i think we do bombs here i'm legendary aspects yeah literary aspects there are some rng involved away we go can you talk to us in the past routine inspection you can't do that unless you've unlocked the mirror all the way which requires a shitload of keys like an insane amount routine inspection is disabled until then because otherwise that'd be like a good cheesy way to do some things like that fresh file to the 32 heat run we were trying to do it would have been so good no it's a good thought it was a good thought but yeah what god is this i think it's something we don't really want to see welcome weapon oh wait no i do want to see breaking wave baby come on that's good come on keep it up keep it up i need help can i get some max health right about now i'll check for center soul but i shouldn't spend money otherwise unless i get down to like very little health here just don't let it happen it's fine okay on the dash still pretty sure okay that's probably worth it because we're still above 125 so i can buy max health if we need i don't know keys if we get five more keys we could unlock the next part of the mirror which might be worth it for that small small time investment we need 13 keys total to do that because like the extra health and stuff adds the safety and things like that i need max health i'm gonna go here to try to buy some i know hermes was there okay i was about to get really mad jesus christ this wasn't supposed to be the first run of the day look at the damage from the dash because of wave pounding and stuff now it's insane it's like 120 per dash i don't think these guys count as bosses though are you [ __ ] on me right now okay we're fine whoa okay okay okay maybe i should no it's too late to bother gifting your odyssey especially when the tooth is already maxed like you have to level it up and everything it's not worth it oh i got a sandwich if you get it like on it would have to be like on the second run or something that it might be worth it and even then it's only a might last 40 seconds really we did get barged still kind of surprised though we still go tooth here probably nothing nothing fires plus bad rum yeah the wave maker room was spicy especially so little health 40 seconds isn't that bad i might have been crazy and turned on something like forced overtime for this everything's so green i don't think it's worth it though oh i still think i just need more health what okay this guy blocked the explosion here like a jack okay okay no no no no you're not give me that i want to call boom but i don't really don't want artemises i don't know maybe i should have done artemis maybe this is too safe at this point we have quite a bit of damage if we get the right enemies we just have to make good use of breaking wave and stuff god damn it stop blocking everything oh okay that was my fault okay we're fine we're fine we're fine so this way okay all right we're fine okay got the help they asked for yep now it's definitely all right we're good we're good now more than good we only move on from the health now bad enemies just slow need armored enemies uh still no shop that's fine addy good you might have to skip the miniboss attack damage does like nothing when you have zeus i don't know like hydrolyte i know it's like super safe we're skipping the mini boss [Music] what can she even do for us not much i was trying to take a damage to get phalanx no i mean it doesn't matter it's so minor with one with one cast and no cast buffs i'm just gonna tank the most of the damage here ow okay i made a tank a little bit more than necessary all right now we finally take hermes everybody alright so sats been pretty good i think we've gotten three twos and a four so far was that a four or a three it was three twos and a four come on kill him faster i wonder if we can reset the mirror because i think it costs like a key please help me please help me that's fine that's pretty good can't complain we can still increase the fact of punishment to die faster even if i can't get rid of the dds just put on hard labor right height and security pray for good enemy patterns it's usually not worth doing in chamber one but chamber two probably is a really long elysium how i think that arrow still hit me yikes okay okay okay not bad ah i don't really have much money give me probably still breaching concentrate i guess long knuckle let's see how this goes ugh gentlemen how the run's going this is the first run and it's obviously going pretty well some good rng some bad spear was pretty terrible but we didn't still didn't even lose that much time considering how bad how bad the rail went i mean sorry the spear went like i'm shocked we didn't lose like five minutes on that run [Music] okay that's good timing dionysus is really good here because it doesn't follow you it's not too difficult to dodge i'd say most of the time please don't lose the dd take it a little slow now bam gold split here we go here we go i don't know dude we gotta save like five more minutes for a sub three holy [ __ ] though that felt slow too didn't it the boss fight went well but the rest was not really anything to write home about i think i'm almost out of here like the biome was iffy thanks brady hugs and the kisses entry way really so elysium gold split gains a minute 45. it's hard to tell you know oh this one do i take the zeus boon just because it could be so valuable at this point i don't know that's a two sack gamble maybe it's not as big of a gamble as i think because the call probably better than jolted right you sack mentality all right here here's why i think we're gonna do it and we're gonna get a two sack because this morning i woke up and i found both of my slippers right away that's two slippers and when i put the slippers on i put them on both of my feet that's two feet oh my god no why why the [ __ ] was i talking vermin counts as a boss at least for wave pounding stop borrowing you [ __ ] where is it i don't even know oh there it is this is taking a very long time when does the poison go away chat when does it go away stop it that's not a split now it's a guaranteed two sack hundred percent okay q lee there's an athena there in case i lose my dd all right we're going for it i think the call is better than jolted if neither of those get offered probably lightning reflexes if none of those three get offered probably heaven's vengeance just trying to plan out ahead of time here a little no way sacks right after this guaranteed hundred percent this is it this this is this is a sack no dude [ __ ] me sour [ __ ] look that's such [ __ ] tiny vermin couldn't give me the sack after after having the deal with that business are you kidding me ow holy dick sweet lord well we didn't get the call is there health down there there was not if i was guess i'm going this way now i don't even know aphrodite call probably now because there's like no other chances for any other good calls it's fine that split looks super long anyway isn't jolted better than the call i don't think so i took jolted okay we didn't even get offered what i thought it's a different league [Music] do i have double strike no i don't think i i can't get double strike unless i have the special or the call or the dash also all right three sack we can't complain right that 10 would be better than potential deciding call that's a good question it was tough to consider in the moment the call probably would have been better yeah this is only adding like 16 damage per dash just isn't that much [ __ ] how did he hit me with that [Music] [ __ ] oh i got stuck falsely we're fine we're fine we're fine we're fine wow that which could be pretty rough for me if i don't kill it really holy die oh my god not finished then i got i should weaken him maybe i shouldn't i don't know okay that's good don't get in there look at that health baby let's go let's go let's go come on run run oh he's dead still a cold by four seconds all right all right all right all right not bad don't forget to check see if you can reset your mirror with one key to disable the dd you think it's worth it i gotta see how many keys i got kinda five in a row okay was that still a goal it was a really good hades fight and who knows what kind of uh i can't even i can't even look at boons once you get to this point pretty sure he can i feel like we can too but i'm not positive is it really still worth resetting though no no but then he does so unlock the rail probably convert all the keys still check how many keys we have because i could unlock the second part of the mirror and stuff the final run chatties wait a minute what if we just kept going after this and tried to get a new fresh file to credits speedrun this is going to be important i should check in with the house you know what i mean uh i need three keys i have barely enough more keys for me i have just the right amount oh wait but that means i can't reset the mirror if i do that okay then forget it because i want to unlock the bottom mirror why not keep going at this point good question blowing up the heat gauge isn't going to do me any favors here [ __ ] uh yeah yeah yeah i gotta turn all that off though all right to put an extra take an intentional death because we're pretty sure it'll help us unlock the aspects past one to reset what do we have here why not keep going i don't know we shouldn't bother in this room it's just too we just hope that there's a trap in this room that'll help okay very good that's very good probably the best room we could have gotten what okay it's fine that was pretty good why not keep going i feel like we're doing we're doing pretty well forget everything else we'll unlock the bottom part of the mirror still though i got something to happen really wasn't anything useful though show me something new and just do well though i forgot what what gets unlocked there that was not useful though i'd say all right wait wait wait wait wait oh boy right oh [ __ ] i forgot the contractor i know i forgot i'm telling you no secrets it's not worth going back i don't think it's worth going back to earn those bounties for 15 percent what could go wrong i still have zeus on right firefighter contractor i think i spent all my keys holy all right all right all right all right all right all right let's finish it baby so we could keep going after i split but we're not gonna know how we're doing on time really so we'd have to complete like four more runs right my level errors level four so it's 60 percent at level five at 75. i still need to get the attack here okay i don't care about the rarity as long as we get it really because just not getting it is so terrible hopefully hopefully we get a natural poseidon otherwise we put on the keepsake if the signs on the door i take the door might as well be okay this is gonna be some spicy splits the first one might be pretty bad just because we had to take that death you know what i mean was there a fish in chaos i didn't even notice you want to know a fresh pile of credits to charity march attempt sure you can take a peek at the time and you don't oh artemis on the special is okay at least shouldn't even looked at that no actually i needed help they should have looked at it well well use the last runs it's just all errors because it's just too convenient too fast too consistent to do anything else would be way too risky no way welcome chappie cluster rockets incoming chat imagine closer cluster rocks oh my god these things are annihilating me with the inferno bombs [ __ ] okay get hit that's why you don't usually take chaos when you only got 50 max health aries is really bad no oh i thought that hit me jesus christ i swear the infernal bombs always know where we're going is it over our inferno bombs are over praise uh blood frenzy i don't can't take the dash no what again do you want to know this place from march or charity uh you can do the charity andy sorry okay uh nope okay that's bad all right there's a well here please give me some help so i can play it safe here please okay got money there's sisyphus kind of health good to see if i may still gotta take the gold here oh maybe i should have taken the healing i don't know not yet okay that's it okay there will probably be something here not funny caron yeah don't count on it all right that was a mistake yeah we're losing a little bit of time here okay that's cause of the intentional death what well we're going to save so much time in the fur the later zones i bet unless i did what do you ate it yet oh my god i can't hit her with anything stand there thank you oh [ __ ] i messed up it's so hard to do on controller to line up these rockets to work really well here ow 42 seconds that's okay win6 was complete in 2 hours 57 minutes yes holy [ __ ] we're not that far off we'll probably be behind but that's not that far off that's kind of crazy that's good sandwiches yeah that death was probably like a minute and a half when you think about it rockets alien already with winter mentality of course i'm only flame resistant not flame proof [ __ ] war why are they dropping lore all over the floor nice room there huh yes okay i think we still do nectar it must be eurydice get a better dash it's kind of tough i think it i think it's nectar no use because we have two boots we really don't want anyway to to buff we have uh like blood frenzy and dying lament so [ __ ] my dick dude are you kidding me okay you're in the dash where is it can't go that way yep soon boom chat flash dash with sea storm you can't really get sea storm it's too hard you'd have to uh splash dash doesn't enable seeing a c storm on its own you'd have to get different beside boon also in this instance it would have to be the uh i don't know why i did this like this it would have to be the cast it was a small nerf to essentially splash dash overall when they when they made that change because let's face the fact like splash dash is still too good right it's still too good dash yes never punished oh that's gonna be juicy a little something just for daddy all right now we just need cluster rockets and we're on gooch street hello why are there more enemies right now hey we still haven't seen that that jerk what okay i guess that happened thank god okay uh more zeus hundred percent here we go which guy they use do you least use it is probably demeter i think she's kind of it's kind of too bad because i don't think she's that bad but she just doesn't fit into a lot of places um for me like ares and dionysus they have more places to fit in but they are still kind of like niche in a way why'd i just reload the call's really good there all right these guys are grouped up so i can use the call here oh yeah i have boiling blood now too i think not as good for the rail but okay this is fine what what is striking my body my beautiful body don't die okay this is fine okay look at that gold dude come on we gotta save four more minutes for sub poor health it's fine it's fine i'm still gonna do tooth yes thank you all right all right all right it's probably like apparently across all my splits we could be eight minutes below sub three hours must have been pretty good up here it doesn't matter is the rocket's the only thing we need left i mean jolteon would be okay breaking wave would be okay i mean they'd be excellent to be truthful but the most important thing would be uh would have to be rockets it just sucks that we i don't think we've gotten a single palm like you just kind of want one on everything or something along those lines okay hermes fine need rod no this is a non-rod stream thank you but even the only reason i checked that well is for uh a chaos gate maybe some max hell i mean not max health regular health i'll check it you never know the chaos gate in uh elysium is pretty huge dashes please dashes are hyper sprint holy um oh i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it okay okay okay okay ah these are garbage uh you know what i think out of those we do take flood shot it's still extremely unlikely we get sea storm but yeah forgive me lady artemis gonna die baby the green this isn't even really that greedy it's about the time loss more than like being getting hurt i think we didn't really get anything great out of it already because poseidon was the juicy god there i guess hunter's mark uh i guess support fire okay we got a second hammer not yet we still haven't seen the shop short one stop one [ __ ] dude i got played a little safe here as you can see rip okay that's good it's good it's good it's good it's good it's good go go go go go go go go go go good good all right all right all right all right all right have we got one butterfly ball i think exactly one accept this message pretty bad it could be boiling point was better could be razor trolls were better i don't think it was that interesting of a decision either way it's not gonna make the difference honestly i don't think i'm going to continue i don't think for the credits we're going to save it for friday also i have to pee really bad because i didn't plan on doing a 4 hour run i plan on doing a three hour run oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i mean that sandwich okay we still saw the shop it's fine it's fine it's fine what else you got that's bad i don't like them give me more max health why lucky tooth and elysium the case the worst happens basically and i have nothing better to put on i could have left on like the science keepsake maybe that's technically worth it i don't know i guess i technically should have good question though it's kind of like the just in case i do something really stupid i take a chaos gate that basically gets us killed never punished baby never punished.com what i lost a dvd what dd i don't know what you guys are talking about let's go this way we still never got the hammer that was a really nice elysium i say this is going to be such a juicy split i bet i don't know could we do sub three i don't know that's kind of iffy go hard baby come here minotaur come here minotaur no second hammer bad luck huh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] what i think it's possible i think it's possible because our p our pb was a 316 right just go just go just go just go we need every second we need every second here thank you i don't know dude i don't know please give me a hammer on a door just got to get through service up there annihilate that record i guess there's uh it's worth buying the zeus i'm pretty sure jolt or double strike or billowing ah i'm gonna say double strike there it's a little tough but i think that's correct we'll go this way here it goes no hammer so that's whatever it is what it is ah can't get too upset when everything else went right you know no hammer yeah what can you do see guys like you got someone even rented the domain knew it never punished.com for me but clearly i'm always punished i don't know why they wasted their money does double strike work for the attack too it only works on lightning strikes such as the call the dash or the special the attack and the cast are different those are chain lightning that's once it's pretty deceptive and you wouldn't know unless you're you're pretty advanced at hades sadly i kind of don't like that even all those things okay i bet it's in here am i betting for baiting for alwayspunish.com that's that's definitely a bdsm site that's like a goth mommy uh steps on the back of your neck and heels kind of website i think that's like mommy nick's fan fiction website no way right my extension says there's a new version available i think it's been saying that for years uh give me that too okay we're fine he has her no dude i wasn't gonna say it this time i wasn't even gonna say it oh that hurt where is it where is it get out of here [ __ ] take the door take the door i don't even care [ __ ] all right here we go it has to be a three sack it's guaranteed no don't open that yes yes okay okay okay okay okay all right all right all right all right just take the top one wait no okay that could have been a huge mistake because i forgot that the swaps will appear on the top we don't need that palm we're fine nice try effort danny nice try baby i don't know we got three minutes three minutes on this fight oh no dude that's my damn way yeah out of my damn way to think it's possible it's possible well she's get in there baby go hard go hard no one viz beautiful okay okay [ __ ] good kill this [ __ ] for some call charge it's fine we got plenty of health plenty of dds it's fine it's fine it's fine i just use it [ __ ] don't use it yet come on two minutes oh it's easy it's easy chat it's easy hey dancing grand come on i was just activating blood frenzy remember slightly wrong timing on that's fine can't see [ __ ] run away for a second that's fine it's fine come on there you go new world record ship it baby come on shipper look at those highlights the [ __ ] 258 36 20 minutes almost oh 18 minutes never mind 18 minutes saved a minute and a half with a three set with more impertinence congrats dad all right all right we'll take it look at those look at those big goals huh four and a half minutes saved in elysium that's insane that's crazy 13 16 in game time on the rail right there too yep so these were these were the things that made the difference obviously as you can tell zero palm run yep oh thank you spell have you come up with more impertinence to spout at me a new world record huh time to call pablo lilly and medic this won't last 24 hours oh it's true it's true it's true dunk's gonna be working on it tonight thunk's gonna be working on this one tonight guaranteed save eight minutes from tires to six so we saved 642 total on the rail so we wasted like we lost 40 seconds taking the extra death of me have all my bits thank you instix thank you brad thank you guys uh all right well that felt good i haven't had something actually exciting like that happen in a while was the old world record i'm pretty sure pretty sure it's like a 308. i'm pretty sure that's what dunk said if anyone else was paying attention the other day when doug came in and can remember 308s yeah and dunk did first run i wonder if you just if he just got super unlucky after that i mean that heiress time save was pretty huge because you can get like that spear run was pretty garbage everything else was pretty good the dunk user strat i don't know seems legit to me thank you jim poser i mean it just made sense 2707 on the fifth we saved 90 we saved uh a minute 38 on the fist spear wait we saved 23 seconds total on the spear oh wait spear was actually sword that's the thing is all right i love you twitch chat well come back again please all right yeah we lost two and a half minutes on the sword sorry not sword spear because we have to swap barely thank you for the gift sub to the community i appreciate save two minutes on the shield in the first one we saved the first run overall we saved nine minutes and 52 seconds that's crazy that's crazy the donkey service i don't think i've seen it on his youtube page unlocking the aspect was clutch yeah it was definitely the right thing to do definitely the right thing to do and it's the right thing to do on the news say on a new save to credits too you all run stop at haze or someone credits so we do have one specific run that a few people have tackled um which is new save file to credits which means you have to complete the game 10 times in the final split is when you're on the boat essentially when you're on the boat and the dialogue stops [Music] you

Channel: Haelian

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Keywords: hades, build, aspect, update, new, gameplay, op, speedrun, game, version, 1.0, launch, persephone, ending, secret, hidden

Id: 5gHjOtXoEvs

Length: 184min 25sec (11065 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 29 2021