This Man Cheat On Every Girlfriend He Has - (Colt 90 Day Fiancé)

what do you get when you mix a sentient bean bag with a pair of glasses that's right cult from 90 day fiance and as i've done so many times on this channel it's been over 90 days i think it's time to finally revisit this man a t he's not changed this is finally part three part three of a three part series that's now gonna have a part four because i just realized they have another season but we're looking at the most recent relationship cult has been in with a goal called vanessa and if you haven't followed the series 90 day fiance is wild it is a show about couples who are very very mismatched who get involved too fast and then they run into a myriad of problems and have to figure those out in this case we're talking about colt a man who i've said before looks like a croissant with a face stop i could have dropped my croissant who somehow manages to get goals way above his batting average and i still cannot figure it out my one thought is that he has a magic dawn and that is it it's curing something polio i don't know anyway he seems to be getting goals by the dove i don't know how and he's cheating on him not only is he getting the goals which as it is is like i don't know you must have a magic lamp you must have genie from aladdin there granting you wishes but even then he's still cheating on them and managing to mess it up and today we're gonna look at his newest relationship with a goal called vanessa because if you've been following my series which you should the first person he dated was a woman called larissa the second person was a woman called jess both brazilians both firecrackers of women they both let him have it because he was not really a good guy to them and he also cheated on the most recent relationship he was in with jess the person he cheated with is actually the person he ended up with now vanessa 90 day fiance what that should be the tagline by the way he's also got a mom who's so protective and controlling and also weird towards him did i hof 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good guy not really is he entertaining hell yes and i think i'm ready to see the journey of him going to the next person because i just don't know how he gets them all right let's take a look my name is colt i'm 35 years old and i live in las vegas nevada ah as we've all said he has the best face to body ratio in the world his face if you didn't see his body looks like normal man's face very beautiful man his body looks like a peer shout out to all the pair i don't know what kind of ratio this man does but i would love the routine drop the face routine man i would love to see how you do it he also looks like a flamboyant bandit from gta 5 i i don't know this happened during a lockdown and you know he's wearing the bandanas everywhere i just find it hilarious how he chooses the funniest colors i've ever seen he just looks like he's gonna rob somebody but happy about it like give me your money come on do it i lost my job i lost a bunch of weight but i'm still single we are so happy to have you here for our speed dating event so as we picked off in the last one jess and colt they had a fight to end their relationship just said he was cheating she did not like him and as usual colt didn't really know what to do and said maybe this isn't working he also admitted to basically having an affair with another woman so what we have on our hands is the cheetah cheetah pumpkin eater cheetah cheetah ass eater would be the more equivalent lion but anyway my name is cole i'm sarah pleased to meet you do you have a type i'm all over the place no no he's not all over the place he likes brazilian women who are firecrackers in fact the first person he married he did it after five days colt is a very uh passionate person he acts out of love or lust well both maybe and this might be the downfall of him now i've talked about a lot of people on 90 day fiance but this man really is an enigma like he shouldn't have the confidence that he does but at the same time it's too much confidence on one hand i'm happy for him everybody should feel confident and happy about your own body great there's no problem there but then as soon as he gets the goal he's like i get bored of her and he starts cheating and my question is always with who who is looking at this man like damn this is a sexy man he looks like the person from ghostbusters the the michelin man i was married divorced after six months three and a half years ago i met a brazilian named larissa larissa was the first woman i was in love with i really thought i found my soul mate i mean did you colts this is the problem with lust and love isn't it guys everybody thinks that they found their soul mate because you're like attracted to them physically it's like you got to be emotionally attracted as well and i'm not saying that you know that's not enough time but if you meet someone and after like five days you're like this is the person i think you need to wait a little longer because colt waited five days and was like i'mma propose i have forgotten to text someone after five days and be like and then never text them again because after five days you might as well just that that's over that's gone let's go you're never getting that person back i spent five days with larissa in person and after that i proposed her larissa broke my heart well you know you shouldn't have proposed i don't know who gets a ring after five days i appreciate the enthusiasm i'm sure it's a really romantic idea as soon as i met her i knew she was the one for me yeah but you don't even know her last name called larissa bombissa larissa brazil that's no that's not a last name cult and also i know that you only liked her because of a and t's okay ass and titties come on you didn't have nothing in common with her she didn't have anything in common with you why does she even like you did you ever think about that you dress like you trade stocks for a living i moved on to another woman named jess who happened to also be brazilian sexy boy oh god that don't remind me when in brazil do what's the brazilians do yeah but don't that's the girls wear bikinis man not the guy oh god why would you do this to my eyes brother brother why it's like saying when in africa do what the african people do and you start doing clicking noises bro this is not right this is wrong son don't do it do what brazilians do and dance do other things that brazilians do don't that is a beautiful body called thank yeah you you deserved us but i did lie to jess even though vanessa and i did start as friends we ended up having an affair so there is the problem with my main man cult is that as much as you want to love him and be like he he's a good dude man i don't think anybody thinks that because unfortunately this man cannot seem to commit to someone and there is nothing wrong with banging people there's nothing wrong with having 20 people that you you know have your rotation called i don't care but when you have a girlfriend you can't be doing that unless she knows about it unless you all have that relationship and she knows about it otherwise you're just hurting that person so like yeah don't do that i cheat on jess with vanessa you know i write all this time a liar you liar and your mom help you lie and vanessa help your life i can't even get one girlfriend how is i just he got three i didn't i didn't even get one i didn't i'm i got a bandana on i'm like what's up in the club they kicked me out they're like this is not a club this is a library i don't know how do people even cheat with him i thought he would get cheated on before he cheated would someone i'm sorry colt i just you're just defying laws of gravity right now bro oh you're defying all logic and he cheated on his girlfriend jess it's wrong it's horrible i have nothing else to say about that don't cheat on people please i would definitely say just was a rebound i rushed into that like i was rushing into a burning building to save a baby or something well that's not exactly what it was i rushed into that relationship like a heroic firefighter who saved seven people that day and then laid them down and gave them cpr to the to the hot girls but not the guys because i don't swing that way why you make it sound like a heroic thing what actually happened was i shouldn't have done that i needed a rebound i used her as a rebound didn't tell her i used all she caught feelings and i was cheating damn that's really sucky man this goal for what she was just was really a loud person she did some things that were wrong but you should have let her known like if you get i always say like you know when i start a relationship or something i say like if you ever feel like there's someone else better for you out there or you feel those feelings tell me beforehand i'm not gonna be mad because you at least told me you brought it up before you did it i want to find out any other way and i do the same thing if that's the case i'll tell you i'll let you know but communication is key okay and colt seems to be the worst at communicating i think it's time to start dating again anyway sorry back to the actual main plot colt has been out of the relationship game for a while and he is dating again he has done what jess he's done with larissa he's now back on the grind trying to get someone to grind on him and he's doing speed dating dog trainer and canine handler oh wow i'm 35 years old divorced i've never done speed dating but i assume uh if i did it would be something like hey i was 16 leo got a youtube channel from africa so you know you know down below the bell okay um uh no kids would like some with you baby perhaps uh condom size don't even use it uh favorite condiment mustard you buster and uh do i have any dogs just one that's it just don't hear the things that you shouldn't mention oh have ex-wife divorce that cheated in relationship blah blah blah convicted felon not on the first speed date maybe wait till the second one first date things are supposed to be feeling the person out not up you know what i mean ah you're an ass man why do i feel like this woman is staring through my soul as well ah you're an ass man [Laughter] he's the genuine look of shock and concern on his face what about you what's your history i am divorced me too okay yeah the way he said it i am divorced me too oh my god divorcee no kids i have uh fur babies though i have two dover bins i got four babies okay you have six cats it's it's almost as if larry david wrote this this is funnier than club your enthusiasm how many i got four babies oh you do how many dogs six cats oh okay you know when you don't connect with someone this is it would you date colt uh i would not date colt uh at all uh yeah no no no no no no are you hopeful you got some matches i'm very hopeful so the first time we see colt in a long time he's speed dating he's trying to get himself back into the game and you can't hate on anybody who's trying so hey man good on you for trying i also think the goal that he lost talked to was a bit mean because she was like uh would you date colt and not only did she say no she was like no no no no he sucks and uh she's just letting him have it damn you know colt is bad when he looks up to the sky in two different angles of god like you sucked vanessa is my best friend so it's safe to say colt is not doing well on the dating game i don't really know how he meets goals to this day i think that's the greatest trick even better than any david blaine magic is how colt finds goals i'd love to know the secret behind that still don't but the underlying thing is that court's last relationship ended because of an affair with a goal called vanessa the thing is colt stole has feelings for said vanessa who was a married woman at the time so they both cheated on their partners to be with each other and you know what they say two cheetahs are asking this that's that's the correct thing nessa and i started to be intimate while i was still in a relationship with jess but do you want to pursue this i have asked vanessa in the past to officially be my girlfriend and she's always said no so here's the problem vanessa says that colt is not her type not really that that's kind of a lie because she's still doing friends with benefits and i think maybe this is a hot take from 16 leo over here if you're older than 35 and you're having friends with benefits you need to you need you need to stop you need to stop you know i'm not saying there's a cut-off age i'm not saying act your age but friends with benefits at 35 that's lame son i'm sorry man you need a you need to figure out what to do at that age it's a bit late for this whatever vanessa is doing whatever she's not thinking colt needs to get to the bottom of this because that's a weird position to be in they're still banging but they're not doing anything more than that and as as good as it sounds to some guys or some goals i think at 35 you got to have more clear communication and direction in your life i'm assuming vanessa's made clear on more than one occasion that she doesn't trust me at all in terms of a relationship she knows i've cheated before you cheated yeah but like it was with her i'm sorry isis is kind of a little hard to believe i'm ah so vanessa looked at you and said you're a cheeto and you you didn't look back at her and say ditto like my favorite pokemon ditto it's kind of weird i get what vanessa's coming from she's like i'm scared that he's gonna cheat how come he's not scared like hey didn't you cheat on your husband with me okay i mean that's the issue vanessa doesn't trust him because he's a cheetah even though she's the one who cheated with him on someone else all right i should be upfront with her tell her like i can't be your friend anymore unless she wants to be my girlfriend or at least no way so colt's main issue in this episode and in the series so far is that he wants to be more than friends with benefits with vanessa which in hindsight is quite a cute thing because he's getting everything he needs sensually and he's still like i i really want more i i want you around vanessa i want to be your man and then we see debbie doing the thing that she always does [ __ ] it up no no no colt do you just you just be friends with benefits mama knows best and you gotta dick that lady down right son team dick it's just debbie just never says the right thing ever you're gonna break up your friendship with him vanessa and i haven't seen each other lately um debbie then says are you gonna break up your friendship with her and debbie as usual is wrong because i don't know i've never been in no friends with benefits but i assume if if i had feelings with someone and they didn't it would be too hard for me to continue that i would at least tell them the truth this is how i feel if you don't feel the same way let's uh cut it off and i really apologize so yeah but colt listens to himself which is probably good in this situation and says i'm going to tell vanessa and meet her at a coffee shop the next day because i realize the more i'm with her the more i spend time with her the more i want to be with her i want to kiss her i want to hold her hand and i definitely want more than just friendship that is very cute i gotta say colt he's turning over a new leaf and this time i'm with it i'm for it colt vanessa how you doing ah we take that all back right just take it all back my bad this is over what the hell was that have you ever seen a hug more awkward than that i'd like to hold you like some groceries that i'm about to drop before coming into my house sorry about that that's just how i hug people we spend a lot of time together i mean it does get intimate sometimes but we're friends with benefits so you're dating again well you know i'd like to date you what to tell you nice colt actually does a really cool thing here and just comes clean he asks vanessa is she dating she says sorta but i don't know anyone who i'd really get with and colt's like well i'd like to date you why won't you date me so pretty good move bold honest to the point that's a point for colt why don't you want to date me i'm good well now it's go okay we spend all of our time together you love being around me why don't you want to date me yeah he started off so nicely i thought he was playing the smooth when colt and i first met he seemed like a good guy he's a bit of a liar there's a few women that rotate in his life so he's got a rotation this man's got a rotation of chicks snoop dogg maybe like rappers have rotation i don't how big is this dong man what is what am i missing girls ladies can you please in the comment section can someone tell me what i might be missing out and call what is what is they seeing in him because i cannot see it and i would like to know the secret the secret cult please tell me the secret of how you do it when he's asked me to be his girlfriend i always say no i care about you i know what's your problem he's don't trust me this is the classic called special he'll say something somewhat sweet and follow it up with the most douchiest sentence of all time he's a douchebag it's just this is just like the most confrontational stuff and you know that's not healthy when they're fighting because this is not even when they're fighting this just sort of shows you how much of a toddler this man can be when he doesn't get his way and that's a common theme and calls false in his relationship because he doesn't get his way with things he constantly makes things worse when he's not hanging out with a girl and she's hanging out with her friends he hates it he could get jealous easy there are so many things that he's not aware of and not willing to fix but expects the other person to fix which is bad no no no hello hello uh anyway vanessa's like yeah that that would be why i don't trust you because you cheat and i don't trust you and that is how that scene ends the next day colt wakes up and has breakfast with his mama debbie are you done making a dump cake a dump cake yeah with the dumplings and you just dump it in there a dump cake i'm gonna make a piss cake i put some really nice things in it um and the scent pisses other people off so it's a piss kick last week i told vanessa that i wanted a relationship with her and she told me no she doesn't want to date me so i'm trying to put myself back out there all i know about her so anyway uh after the dump kick incident cult is like hey i have a date and he finds another woman to date because vanessa is still saying no to him and is like i don't really trust you so colt puts that behind him and ventures out into the world and he actually finds a cougar i already have more in common at brittany than i did with my ex-wife brittany hello we finally meet hello hello come on into my did you need to say the word meet that long can we go back and how many seconds was that hello we finally made [Music] i brought you a present oh that's so sweet of you thank you i'm sorry why is this [ __ ] wearing cleaning gloves this is a superhero is this one he looks like a literal custom character in gta why did he wear cleaning gloves that you clean showers with my name is brittany i am absolutely super single and i am the four seven yep four seven that's a that's a god damn that's a nice voice i love hearing voices that are so soothing this is the equivalency of an alarm clock if i heard britney being like get up i'd be like okay you don't have to say it ever again i don't i'll wake up from memory next time if you do that you know what i like britney though she seems like a nice person otherwise just that voice do you like younger men because well you know i need somebody that can keep up so you chose cult you need someone who can keep up so you chose the muffin man i just don't know if people are seeing cult in the same way that i'm seeing him and i don't know how he found this moth or cougar or whatever you call her and she's like i like what i see i just don't know if if 90 day fiance is doing it i don't know who's doing it but i need answers how is he getting these dates i don't i would like one cougar i would like one just to say just to say it but cult cult is just beating me i think i'm a spiteful person now britney looks [ __ ] amazing oh god i didn't expect that i thought he was going to say something like she looks all right for her age but colt was like he really likes her this man likes the fake titties huh i'm sorry bella's you know always got to be right next to mommy i apologize i don't blame her [Laughter] [Music] did she cackle she did a cackle whoa like into physics astrophysics quantum physics wow britney's laugh is unexpected yeah oh god you're telling me it's kind of difficult to make ends meet so i kind of shoot like a bunch of custom porn videos in this room you make porn in this room yeah okay okay well i mean i feel like i should have seen that coming she she shoots the corn videos you know the prawn you know what i mean she shoots them adult videos there nothing wrong with that hey i've been forgotten that far then all power to her what i find funny is the way she laughs whenever they do a close-up on her you can see one eye closing so she laughs like a pirate like our matey that's just hilarious um she seems like a bubbly person and i honestly i don't think she's that bad but besides the grating voice she's pretty okay i don't know i really feel like we should go in the jacuzzi she then invites colt to the jacuzzi and i wish that 90 day fiance would just follow their rules of censoring people because if you sense our goals to these can you not sense occults because i feel like we should have a rule in society if they sag to a certain point censor it please please just for the love of god don't let me see this ah so it's been a good date so far oh yeah it's really interesting honestly you didn't think god i don't know whose boobs to look at i just on one hand you got these big voluptuous breasts that i just can't stop looking at they look so so big and on the other hand you got britney's here you know what your your glasses are like they're getting fogged up okay that was uh that was an evil laugh right there though your glasses are getting [ __ ] up i'm gonna [ __ ] up your glam i'm gonna [ __ ] up something else hello and welcome to disgusting world on today's episode of disgusting world that all right bye bye have tell your folks i said hi colt actually moved back because he was like i don't know about this i don't really know why he's even rejecting her advances because i thought that's what he liked i thought he was into the stuff so i'm not really sure what's up she just seems like uh i don't know how else to put this ditsy blonde nothing wrong with her at all actually i thought he'd get along with her but he doesn't seem to have it on the cheek i think i need to get going hopefully we can do this again i'd like to show you my black boots baby [Music] colt for some reason says i think i need to get going she seems to be okay with this i thought she was gonna be a lot more annoyed to be honest with you but she took it really well and she said next time let me show you my boots baby not the experience i think he wanted not the experience i think i ever saw coming i couldn't have predicted this twist but uh that is his second date really how about this weekend [Music] that's fine he then calls vanessa on the ride home to tell her that he actually just really likes her and that all he could do was think about her and he even didn't bang the skull even though he couldn't and she wanted to vanessa's like oh that's not bad and he asked her to go out on a date and she finally says okay vanessa and i are going on our first date hello there hello hello there we're going we are going to the stratosphere so the first date that colt takes vanessa on is to the stratosphere great you want to go past earth that's weird not sure if cars go that far your kia sorento is not going to take you to the moon and back but it turns out i was wrong the stratosphere is not just a place out of this world it's actually also in las vegas it's also the place cult proposed to his first girlfriend imagine taking your potential new girlfriend to the place you married your old girlfriend at that is in the book of bad decisions that is up there want to get married yeah look like he hand shook her after you want to get married i yeah my g my g my man i hate dude i see you at the party bro bungee jump mind you jumping seriously i'm excited to be here this is our first date too yeah this might be your last date but anyway it turns out colt actually has a plan and that plan is to make vanessa bungee jump with him instead of trying to marry her right there and then which is kind of cute i'm i'm going to give him points for creativity on that date did i look at the bungee jump and think they told him that he would need two harnesses yes is that mean yes is it also thoughtful yes yes it is all of the above here he comes three two one go oh my god he looks like a body bag oh that looked like it was tough on the ropes if the rope had feelings the rope would have been like oh damn that looked tough [ __ ] i hate you right now i booked on private booked booked booked on private chef's dinner just for the two of us and during the dinner i'm going to ask vanessa to be my girlfriend i'd like to thank you my girlfriend um after the bungee jumping he books on private books a chef private chef so that they can have a small dinner with each other just the two of them and uh i i gotta say that you know it's a really thoughtful date and it's really caring it shows that this man actually cares i think you can tell when this boy cares because he definitely puts in more of an effort with people that he actually cares about and i also think that cult is sort of the dude who's like when a goal is not giving it to him he wants it more as many people are in life when she's not fully giving it to him he's like yeah i want that um but anyway he does something nice and he gets her to a private place so that she can eat food it's gonna take some time a second date do something uh colt then asks once again if vanessa will be his girlfriend she says not yet i think we need a second date to which call says okay they wake up the next morning after having sex do you see why i am confused at this situation okay so neither of them are going to stop doing that but colts wants more from her and she wants less from him yet they're still agreeing to meet up in the bedroom oh it's a little messed up there it even says that it's his friend it's vanessa 31 colt's friend she's still not even more than that even in the text at the bottom this is us this is just a sad situation we're back to being friends with benefits we're not in a relationship i heard that jess moved to las vegas and married an american after five months of knowing them oh wow so it turns out there is now a new thing on colt's mind he realizes that his ex jess is now married to another american guy after only five months of knowing them ugh only five months i mean at least it's not five days you know what i mean you lied to her a lot they decide for some reason to meet jess and the new partner to say sorry to come clean because they're starting new and on one hand i get it i think it's uh it's a very mature thing to do to call up your ex and say i'm sorry and i think that you deserve an explanation as to what happened on the other hand we are dealing with jess colt and these two people i think a phone call would have been better but they decide that they're going to meet up for dinner for some reason everybody agrees to this and they do it even though i told jess that i had an affair with vanessa after i came back from brazil that's not exactly the reality oh god oh no it's gonna be so much worse isn't it called ah jesus christ if you were hiding the affair and that wasn't the worst part what is man this man has more secrets than the chamber from harry potter the truth is it started about a month after jess and i started dating hello how do you just drop that out so a month after jess nicole started dating he was cheating that means every time she ever brought up the idea of vanessa colt was vehemently lying about it by being like she's just a friend she's just a friend every single time oh that makes him so much more douchey than i already thought that sucks every time i think maybe colt is a pretty decent guy or like can be a decent guy i'm reminded of how much of a douchebag or he actually was if you're gonna cheat tell someone just please just please tell someone you're tempted and you might do it you're gonna make them feel really bad and and you're gonna feel bad about yourself but at the end of the day you're gonna save them five six months of pain before they get in too deep just do it and be like i know that you hate me right now today but if i tell you today then i'm gonna save you that world of hurt later it is not unhuman or inhumane to have feelings it's not inhumane to actually think about other people and be enticed everyone is made different i'm not gonna sit here and act holier than thou but if you're gonna do it you you owe someone the truth before so you know that's all i'm saying how you guys doing oh my god oh socially awkward as ever so i guess they're at dinner and it looks really awkward and then colt doesn't know how to say things at a normal tone so he starts screaming what are you doing how is everyone how are you doing so what was the wedding like wedding was good so we are actually first introduced to jess's new partner and boyfriend oh sorry husband brian i'm gonna go out on limb here and say brian has the iq of a goldfish not really sure why he's as slow as he is but he just does not seem to get things he just needs something to get him going but he doesn't have it on the surface i know he looks like a decent looking dude but as soon as words come out you're like oh i'm surprised colt tests me first see him koti is trash me of course and he's very manipulated he's liar he's [ __ ] and he's very guest-like he's manipulate he's liar he's [ __ ] and he's a gaslight he's all of those things she's 100 correct we just wanted to come here to apologize i lied to you i lied to you about vanessa i lied to that i was in love with her and called pissed me off colt got very mad that i was sleeping with somebody else so i slept with you oh oh spaghetti oh you're telling me that the only reason colt ever got involved with jess was because he was jealous of vanessa for having a partner and sleeping around so he befriended jess started a relationship with her knowing damn well that even before he met her he was jealous of vanessa to the point that he got her as a rebound but didn't tell her and proceeded to have a relationship with her lie to her and then blame her for lying oh he's a trash man jess is 100 right this guy is the trashiest man oh my god i didn't think it was that bad i thought he just like met vanessa after jess so he knew vanessa beforehand wanted to bang her realized that he couldn't and used jess as leverage cleavage leverage cleverage [Music] to piss me off and then we started uh having sex about a month after you guys started dating i'm sorry jess so you lied to me all the time the whole time the whole time like as soon as we met is your name really even called no my name is cult my name is cultivation and i cultivate not only mass but that ass i i didn't ever side with colt but i didn't side with jess either now i'm like oh i can understand why she's so mad travel to chicago for having sex with me i know deserved that you're fake yo it's got to be weird for your husband to hear that stuff i'm not big you're a fake you are pretty fake you lie about a lot of people meet the white brother uh now we now we start with the fighting this is always my favorite part brian and colt two of the most passive people going at it you know it looks like a before and after picture of fighting with each other doesn't it colt is the before uh brian is the after weight loss picture this just looks that's what it looks like now you can't answer it shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] you're really going to scare a lot of people by saying woods like that shut the f up mother effer or i'm going to come over there and say things to your face like and then hey hey shut your shut your pie hole beef man what's your gravy with me pops i don't really understand what the whipper snappers are saying i'm a red dude i'm gonna catch a wave he sounds like a sofa but still too dumb and i just saw how polish colt was in person baby how do you fall for that you're new here yo these two are some goofy ass couple man baby how do you fall for him and then she moves back and her head goes as if she's been i don't know hit by a bullet god damn what is this relationship how do these two find each other i want to know this story i don't understand i don't get it why does he talk like that why does he talk like a joint smoked him i don't get it baby this dude is crazy man baby just listen to the background baby baby says what the hell is that i'm happy now it's you i don't have my husband today like he's respect me he's loving me he's making me orgasm much boozer it's uh just as usual sharing tmi a little spiteful thing to say jess is not really a healthy person to talk to i think we can all agree that the things she says don't contribute to a healthy argument or conversation whenever jess says things a lot of it is out of spite or just to hurt the other person because she's hot and that's not a good way to deal with things it's really immature but at the same time colt did do all this bad stuff so it's horrible but at the same time again he's just there to apologize they've both moved on and like just said at the end of the day after everything is said and done she did manage to find the guy that she's with so in hindsight it's not the worst thing in the world yes you may have been through some horrible relationships in your life but if it leads you to the right person it was probably a good part to take wasn't it not everything's going to be smooth in a ride you know cult is the lesson for jess in that sense now that she's found baby brian you have this trash and they don't have anymore i have this man baby that's i mean like you know if he's trash this man's recycling or something i i don't i know that it sounds like i don't like him and i just i don't i don't like brian and you will see why by the end of the video he makes an appearance at the tell-all and he's just a horrible mess of a human i just don't like this person i actually like cold more i think he's funny so if you think you go give a chance good luck i hope it is work at the end of the day jess says if you really think that you guys want to do it then i wish you the best regardless and that is their interaction in the series until the tell-all which is kind of nice after that colt and vanessa then decide to take their relationship to the next level call to meet the next morning and says i i want to be your boyfriend and vanessa eventually agrees i want you to be my girlfriend i guess i'm ready to be your girlfriend i'm a little apprehensive so what makes me so special what would you say to gonna say a counselor about our relationship as soon as vanessa and colt become boyfriend and girlfriend the first thing she says is we need to fix our relationship which is probably the fastest i've ever heard that be said in a relationship and she says well i think we need to fix it with some counseling and colt reluctantly agrees hi vanessa how you doing good to see you nicole hi colt it's a good way to start a relationship as friends that's awesome i mean have you been cheated on before so at the therapy colt and vanessa are doing couples therapy and they meet the guy who's like hey have you ever been cheated on before he's basically like dr full with slightly less hair which shouldn't be a thing but okay the the sex thing like he wants it way too much he says once a day but it's usually like he can settle for once a day you want it three four times a day i'll sell over one and now we come to the underlying issue of colt and vanessa's relationship besides the fact that colt is a cheetah cheetah ass eater or pumpkin depending on what you want to say he's also someone who really likes getting sensual down and dirty in fact he likes it multiple times a day this man has an insatiable appetite for the tatars give me some your tots he's a cave dweller he likes parking his car in the garage he likes sex and there's nothing wrong with that but apparently he's wearing people out and he's also freaking me out because i don't get it whatever honestly i get bored in relationships i get bored in pretty much anything that i do i have a hard time dealing with that so i just look for something else something new colt then says that he gets pretty bored and that's his problem in relationships whenever he's with someone he tends to want to find someone new and the therapist basically says what you need to do is try this exercise let her come to you you keep initiating it let her come to you because sometimes being away or creating that tension creates attraction and that is what court tries to do the next scene shows caught in the bed and again i just wish they would just put some two just titty tape just around the numps please hi hey looking like a snack mama looking like a snack of course you think about food in the bed you goddamn troglodyte god man that's the american body when i look at the american flag i think of bald eagle and colt's body yes that's beautiful you look like a snack yeah you look like you ate one you've lost so much weight diddy where did it go where where is it i can't find it you know he's a beautiful man i got he's a beautiful man i got nothing wrong i got nothing to say he's a beautiful man we all got a different body type this is beautiful nothing wrong with it i just wish they'd cover up the titties have i yes don't lose too much oh god why 90 day fiance why 90 day fiance gods please stop making weird sound effects i want to show you something i picked up the next day colt comes downstairs because he lives with his mom so it's not like they're doing it in another house you know i could just imagine debbie listening with like a cup towards the door like oh oh she's moaning his name anyway yeah like i said the next day he comes downstairs and he says i have a ring for you but he's not talking about debbie he's talking about vanessa insinuating that yes he's thinking of proposing to her i'd like to ask you for your blessing to ask vanessa to marry me are you out of your [ __ ] mind there's a lot of risks involved with this proposal it's literally again been a couple weeks why is it every time you feel that you're in the heat of the moment you need to marry someone to prove something to them marriage doesn't solve your problems cult please this is not going to solve her relationship and trust issues and also your insatiable appetite for the sensual activity you got to fix that before you can put a ring on it i could be pushing her away but vanessa thinks i have commitment issues and i'll just end up cheating on her so this rain will show her that i'm serious and i want to spend the rest of my life with her that's that's such a this is what i hate about the idea of marriage is that whenever you have a problem and you can't solve it in like a girlfriend boyfriend or like that relationship you're like let me just marry them to show them that i'm serious i mean yes it proves that it's the ultimate commitment and i get it it's amazing i mean look but at the same time i don't think it solves the problems that may actually ruin the relationship or marriage if you have these deep underlying issues you might want to fix them before heading to wonderland or neverland and actually doing your weird stuff called like you you gotta fix those if the relationship issue revolves around trust marrying the person doesn't necessarily prove that you trust them because you were in a relationship with another girl and still cheated therefore the only difference would be there's a ring on your finger while you're doing it now i don't think it necessarily proves to her that you are a faithful person it just proves to her that you want to be officially a cheetah at this point i talk all the [ __ ] time no matter if it's right now or during sex i don't know i like to stimulate my brain you know like what if we were in graveyard at night this man literally said while he's doing it with a goal he'll be thinking about other things that stimulate his brain like what if we were in a graveyard what are you even trying to insinuate bro is she dead are you trying to be like i'm a skeleton lover is that what you're trying to do you turn from a nympho to a necro at that point why would you even imagine that why would you need to imagine things that are already happening what is wrong with you cult is the type of person to go to a movie watch a movie and imagine another movie while watching that movie what the hell is wrong with you bro really spooky one abandoned stuff like that or like the civil war imagine the civil war during sex do you the south will rise again i guess [ __ ] all right hello my name is shannon i'm your fairy queen and i'd love to welcome you to come live your fairy tale this is beautiful oh this is interesting colt then takes vanessa on another date to a role play place a little dungeon type beat not that ten of dungeon not r kelly stuff again a thoughtful date proving this man really does care about vanessa and if he just did that over time and gave this woman time instead of rushed in like colt normally does she would have probably understood because every time he takes her out on a date she seems to be more soft and caring towards him and be like oh okay i get where he's coming from i think that it takes understanding time and patience especially in a relationship like if she's not trusting you you can't fast track that you got to earn her trust by doing things to earn her trust you can't just put a ring on it and be like it's done now now we're good that's the cult way of doing things is saying there's a problem i need to fix it right now i'm not going to actually put in the walk want to play dress up can we wear these yeah as you can [Applause] entirely too many shirtless cult videos in this series this is too much there was one in the last one and that was too much this is this three now that's three too many actually this is pretty sexy dude no no look at that my lady my lady [Music] hey sexy hey i like those underwear i just got them for this trip you like them yeah i quit youtube that's a [ __ ] um i don't care i'm not done i don't need this in my life i don't know why i do the things i do to myself i didn't need to see this man pull out his die and flex it like he's on the cover of playboy magazine 1983 issue oh my goodness gracious me man do they make pants in your size or something that reaches to anywhere close to the knees i'll buy you some pants called i promise i you just say the word buddy i'll i'll venmo you that money please just wear something that covers more than just your ball sack bro please yeah they're really soft you look great yeah jesus christ cult why why what the hell is purple and avocado green like what does debbie watch these videos in the background like that's my son look at his ass just like mama look what how about a quickie how about no i think what we had this already was a quickie vanessa and i are going on a picnic and i have the ring with me but i'm not sure if i'm going to propose or not to her oh yes i forgot yes colt of course master plan is to propose and all his problems will go away so he does that but in lieu of doing that he also remembers food exists and has to do stuff like this oh my god he swallowed it when i was she was talking about me and how she loves being with me how can i not marry her how can i at least ask her to marry me well you could but you could wait you know come on bro please colt i i just i don't get sometimes his incessant need to do things impulsively i love impulse stuff i love it in movies it's great but the problem is movies y'all cut and the real actors go home snort cocaine and then fight with their spouses because they're not happy like come on colt it's not everything is not a movie bro i know it's crazy i know it's impulsive but i have to follow my heart are you happy i am this is so relaxing we have problems right wow that's just you're just leading into it are you happy yeah no it's really relaxing we have problems we have problems we got some we admitted we've got some big issues big tissues big issues if you've got an issue here's a tissue vanessa what the [ __ ] are you doing she says ah want to get married damn if why every [ __ ] time he always does it like the most casual [ __ ] i've ever seen it's like ordering a burger and they're like hey what would you like you want to marry me bro can you just get down on one knee will you make me the happiest man in the world will you change my life forever will you be my wife something like that you want to get married bro every time cult zero for two buddy don't get fit oh my god seriously yeah pick it up now i'm recording we have problems this is the right time for you to have problems throughout our entire life i promise you i don't want to do it so colts gets down on bended knee and is like i want to get married and vanessa sort of talks a little bit of sense into him and is like not really bro not really i don't i don't know if it might be too soon remember how i cheated on my last husband kind of weird it's also only been two dates usually by the third date they ask do you want to go back to my place you're asking me do you want to move in have a family and never leave it's kind of scary and she's right to do so but colt the only time i've seen him ever try and charm or persuade someone is into either sensual activity or or marriage he's somehow good at that he's bad at saying the thing but good at convincing you to do the thing want to get married no i'll tell you i'll tell you all the perks you and me forever baby just give me a chance one chance one shot one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted mom's spaghetti is what's cooking in the kitchen if you marry me i want to marry you someday but that doesn't mean i'm going to would you be willing to wait about a year or so if that's the time limit i have on it you're worth it you're my fiance now if you say yes so then colt compromises and is like well you know let's just say yes we'll get engaged at least and if you just say yes you'll be my fiance and he convinces vanessa after two dates to say yeah yes i'll be your fiance we're engaged we're engaged engaged beautiful ring and it's prettier than larissa's i like that oh toxicity at its finest whenever you compare a ring of yours to like your exes ah god you know this is the thing whenever you meet someone really good and you start a relationship you gotta start by telling them the truth or having that communication foundation just tell them everything even if it's hearty oh it's a start it pulls a a solid foundation it's more begging to be sure and that is the end of the season they end up getting engaged so colt and vanessa are happy and they get engaged the thing is months later they have the tell all and that is where my favorite host of all time shauna who's actually named sean and i've been getting it wrong the whole time sorry sean talks to them sean as we all know is a host that doesn't say much ask questions and doesn't seem to listen to the answers but i think it's really important to show the tell-all of 90 day fiance to show you just what happened to the relationship and how everyone else reacts to colt and vanessa so we're gonna watch that as well because i think them ending on marriage is kind of not really telling us the full story and we need to see this as well to get the full scope of how i think their relationship is going to go it's a lot it takes a lot to satisfy me like it's not just a lot like i i i can't so you have an insatiable appetite for sex yes i mean that is just that's the guy whenever you think of like who's sexiest man in the world three people mr bean michael b jordan and of course colt from 90 day fiance that's that's the top three ladies and gentlemen it's it's just how it is what are the stories that you're telling during sex when you're like talking and talking and talking yeah if she wants to pretend to be whatever you know that's fine role play that's great i love that but i don't care about that specifically talk to me like i'm your mom call me debbie say my name you know that's what they're doing okay it really is just the energy but what is the right energy you complained about larissa you complained about jazz you complain about me what is the right energy okay so it seems like they're not as happy as they should be and i feel like i'm missing some context this is how it started by the way i didn't just turn it on it was like this they just started fighting clearly colt has some sort of issue and vanessa's right i mean it's it's probably not their fault those just these three women who probably are doing the right thing cult just wants some extra stuff i don't know i really don't the other day i i hopped in the shower with you i started giving you a [ __ ] and god damn it woman i'm sorry what the hell what kind of 1985 they really they really tell it all on the show my god i just didn't feel like you had the right energy for it oh wait she didn't like he didn't like it i'm like what the [ __ ] do you want from me okay like first off she's never done anything like that before what blown you okay and then it's just all of a sudden i think we're having like a fight and then she just comes in and starts doing it i'm like this is odd that's not odd that's the best way to make it up what is up with you bro that is how your goal is like i'm really sorry in the shower oh god it seems like the whole series every time vanessa wants to do anything sensual to him he's like get away from me hold my hand not my ball sack bloody i don't know what to do because half the time colt's trying to just be like don't get away from me and then when she actually does it but when she's not doing things to him he's like you're not you're not giving me enough i need more look at my body i need it ah baby i just wanted to suck your dick okay have you moved in together yeah okay this is this is why i love sean she's hearing the stuff she's like i just wanted to suck his dick yeah okay so did you guys move in sean she's saying some of the most crazy i've never this is live this is reality tv at its finest some of the most rowdy i've ever heard in my life and sean is like while on the cards here it says you dyed your hair brown tell tell us about that get back to the thing sean let her talk she's clearly got something to say everybody let's welcome debbie vanessa is the one for colt for now my only fear is that um vanessa you might be marrying debbie and not colt ah my boy big ed's back hey and he actually is better at giving advice than taking it uh for once as usual i i yeah i agree with him debbie seems to insert herself into everything including her son i know how it sounds but it should sound like that because she just she's overbearing it's kind of weird because uh big ed has so many issues but when it comes to other people he can dish it out i think your mom needs her own the independence so she can live her life and i think you guys deserve to have you know your your space you know your private space well i mean it's no different than if he had a roommate out of nowhere debbie appears she's sitting there 90 day fiance ready to start some trouble and she says it's no different than if you have a roommate except your roommate is not the person who made you because that would be weird it's kind of different when your roommate literally whooped you out of her private parts so that's that's not not many roommates do that debbie no it really isn't i don't tell him what to do i'm look i'm gonna be honest i think it's time for colt to get off the nipple and you need to stop fighting [ __ ] you oh my god yeah as usual a lady of class she's just coming out with a very nice that's just beautiful love that thank you very much nipple why don't you go find somebody your own age instead of this precious little girl here you're trying to yeah you're an ass you want people to think you can get a beautiful young girl this is probably where colt gets it from and i'm really sad but also it's pretty evident that colt gets a lot of his shortcomings from his mom debbie because as you know however you want to look at debbie she's not the best she has a moments of course she's a caring mother who isn't but loving her son and being overbearing a very fine line and she seems to cross it very often she also cannot handle criticism and also likes to victimize herself to the point where she just feels like she can get anything done she is manipulation nation at its finest and when bighead even comes after her and says maybe you should do this she goes straight on to attacking big ed maybe you shouldn't date a girl this age and maybe he shouldn't but this is not the right time to say it you know debbie's really deflecting right here you have no right to talk about dating hey listen but debbie it's not your job to fight his battles oh i want a 20 year old so people say oh this guy can get a 20 year old you don't care about how you feel about somebody this is definitely not a healthy way to argue oh do it whenever people start doing that voice you know the arguments like that's it hey i think maybe you should let your son make his own decisions i think maybe you should learn to shut the [ __ ] up why don't you find love instead of somebody that's a kid listen you baby him you cuddle him you don't know but i said do i baby coke vanessa was like yeah oh jesus christ do i oh here and there ah i feel good [Music] here and there sometimes the one thing my mom did so he's had your mom on the table yeah but was she talking contrast between me was my mom talking like your mom don't know too much about you ed stay out of it a little bit yeah that that's gonna get it that's the one colt colt's like yeah everyone's screaming let me do this now i'm gonna really have him hear me hey ed you suck because you're getting upset and you're frustrated because your son can't get off the nipple like you you got to let him go how is he on my nipple explain that to me right here what this has nothing to do with you this is just don't don't it's not a it's not a literal thing guys how is he on my nipple do you see him on my nipples come on guys debbie debbie no no no how is that involved you are cuddling him you are babying him he's never going to grow up maybe you buy brushes in his hair putting the mayonnaise in your hair ah yes the mayonnaise i i had repressed that memory from all my memory banks and now it's brought back up yes big head puts me in ases we are not supposed to talk about mayonnaise i don't shave my son's back like your mother shaved your back she said it like a bad thing i don't shave his back like your mom shaves yours i just save his balls among other things your mom isn't as close to you as i am with my son okay first i don't brush his hair and put it in a ponytail first of all so baby he used to get off the damn nipple first of all it was a paintbrush not a razor she saw you naked in the shower i don't see cold naked she saw you naked in the shower i don't even see him naked anymore he doesn't even want to show me why would you say it like that debbie please stop saying it the way you're saying it i have no right to give advice dude you were about the lowest life you can't even know sean sean repeat that this is the thing with sean she has no bearing on anything people will be fighting getting rowdy saying the worst stuff and she needed a producer to be like sean sean and instead of looking at her ear she literally puts a hand on her head as if it's telekinesis and it's like i'm getting something wait hold on hold on guys the message was for you guys to shut up and me to actually intervene come here for show the truth menace is a [ __ ] for coach chain he needs to die and born again well i'm glad we can be here to call out cole and debbie and vanessa on their lies oh god so then part two of the tell all is something that i also wanted to show because they bring jess and her partner brian and they come out and instigate as well on colt's life brace yourself yeah that she is not over him she'll do anything for me i'm here to find yeah yeah classic brian he has nothing to say he'll just laugh and look at people with those dead salmon eyes of him like he's been dead for a long time we're not here to talk to you brian i hate to be rude but you are literally the least important person in the in this whole show literally i think the people who are behind the camera are more important than you we're not here to talk to you nobody's here to talk to you just you shut up no i don't have to shut up okay wow yeah wow sean could you take control could you just tell brian could you unmic brian and actually have these two talk no thanks two weeks left on her visa before she was gonna have to go back to brazil you said i have a question when colt sent his little dick to 10 girls when he's with jess is that cheating nice oh brian as usual the classiest man in the room i have a question when your son sent his little dick to many girls did yo had you like did you was that cool without batting an eye she didn't even defend him yeah my little dick son sends his little pee pee off anywhere and i'm proud of it this is a weird conversation okay so i never said he didn't cheat on yours i said he did cheat on you do you listen when anybody talks well you just keep talking he admitted it he apologized to you deal with it it's over you can live in the past forever so then debbie starts screaming and defending her son debbie will never admit that colt is wrong because she's just not built that way on one hand i think it's sweet that a mom cannot see false in her son on the other hand it's like setting your son up for failure because it's harder for him to see the flaws in himself if a mom can never give you that tough love i think you should you owe it to people you love to be honest with them whether it's easy or hard sometimes you need to do that because that's what real love is i feel i feel like protecting people is only part of it sometimes you need to give them that tlc and oddly enough tlc is the channel we're watching so that's funny but yeah debbie is now basically gaslighting jess who is really in the right but has to scream to just get her point across because she unfortunately is in the position of someone who's been cheated on and just wants answers and i completely understand her situation i don't like the person she's with but i get what jesus is saying get over him my god he's happy you're happy what's the big deal and and just like that debbie says something that makes sense every now and again deb still will say something that makes sense colt's happy with vanessa you're happy with brian everyone's happy justice in the world let's go our separate ways this is why exes don't keep meeting up with each other after they get married it's like remember when we used to hey [Music] and then brian interjects himself again and starts annoying everyone including myself because yes debbie is an old fart who uh can get on everyone's nerves 90 of the time but hey there's one thing that i probably was raised to do and i was really honestly getting triggered at this point is when this dude was telling debbie to shut the f up when you're a person let alone a man telling an older woman to shut the f up it just it's like such a low point in a character of a man and i'm just looking at him like bruh you lost all respect for me this is why i don't like him and it's debbie debbie shut the [ __ ] up let's have clothe talk don't tell me that's true we're not going to be doing that he calls up [ __ ] shut the f up i don't like you who even invited this loser onto the show god damn i hate him [ __ ] it off that's my mom yeah don't talk to her like that she's a grown woman yeah there we go cult finally standing up to people knock it off brian that's my mom you're talking about come on brian stop what is wrong with you what the hell is wrong with you and then i think debbie realizes what's been happening she was busy fighting screaming and then she took a second and she's like oh victim victim complex i'm an old lady i'm just a poor old lady look at these saggy bags i'm mold come on you're gonna say that to me debbie's switching up is never it'll never get old because you know you've got clowns i don't care how old you are with respect you know it's bad to be gay no respect to me yeah like okay you can't just check anyone how you want just because you're old yeah come on stop chunking on me bruh i don't know what he said it sounded like you can't chunk on anyone because you're old yeah you could do what to hear and stare at you all night go for it okay debbie hey hey brian i could sit and stare at you all night baby oh that's hot that's hot hey isn't that a great foundation to build a relationship being with somebody that cheated on i just that's the problem i have and that's probably why i don't care about your problem no no no no big ass right just because he's a very d-bag sort of person 80 of the time it doesn't mean even a douchebag is right you know a couple times like they say even a clock is right when you stick it up your ass i don't think that's the same but um you know what i mean big as right you can't build a foundation on a foundation of lies like i said at the start then you get that house of cards nobody wants that it's gonna fall and then you're just gonna have to undo a lot of things at the top the more cards you have the more you have to pick up when it falls you know what i mean why not be honest i i ask you you have someone no it's just friends tell that time in your house and you don't sell nothing you need to lend your respect to woman about sisterhood try to learn about that yeah sean it would be a really nice if you just anything anything cause i lied to her about covering up for call i did not know that they were sleeping together when i was that's true i told her yeah no debbie didn't i never i never told my mom about what we were doing i did i would you would i just i don't know if i've ever told my mom hey mom i've been [ __ ] a couple goals like you know it's pretty good yeah you proud of me or what what's what's happening i just i don't i don't know what this relationship is but i don't it seems not okay but yeah debbie didn't know that colt and vanessa were having a relationship as far as i know and i also just like just find it very hard to believe these two goobers were not making enough noise that debbie didn't suspect oh they might be doing something i just don't believe that debbie had no idea or no inclination she's a bit of a nosy neighbor if you will so i just don't see why they're even talking and her husband's so upset with debbie like at this point give debbie a thank you because now he's got her like and move on uh blizz is right as well i think the it's it always isn't that always funny that when it's your relationship or when it's you you find it very hard to change certain things about yourself and and the relationship but when you look at other people you can spot their flaws and look at the changes and correctly identify and assess oh this is what needs changing and then you guys will be fine this is right uh you should be happy jess you have a great partner up well you like him this was the calm after the storm not before it so the sunshine and rainbows happen after the storm all right okay vanessa you said that you were covering up for colt yeah colt you lied to me during that teller he lied to me too i lied a lot of people john let me tell you why did you lie to me i like how the only time shawn ever asked questions it's about her why'd you guys lie to me i know you're lying to each other and everybody else in the relationship but me still ashamed i shouldn't have dated jess at all and we just kept going and going for whatever reason that's why they go together both trash i've lied in the past they wear trash they wear i i'm gonna agree with jess they were trash uh jess can feel a lot of things she can be a jealous person you can be all these bad red flag traits but when you're right you're right he's out of line but he's right i mean in any other situation if j jess was a jealous person and colt wasn't doing those things and just was just an angry stuck-up person then i'd be like ugh that's not really good but it's warranted in every single aspect so i feel so sorry for this woman that she'd put her time into this person and this is what she got out but at the same time uh yeah i mean colt's trying to move forward it's it's kind of a hard situation he's trying to be the better person but it's it's sort of hard when jess isn't letting him either so both of them that yeah they got to move on that's it i've lied a lot throughout my life for whatever reasons why your hands up like that like a boxer sean she's like yes vanessa how do you feel about that i mean here it is colts is admitting that he has a habit of lying to people no i'm aware of it she's fine with that because she's sitting her husband she's okay about she didn't so she don't care she's okay about cheating she [ __ ] on her husband she [ __ ] on everybody she make dump cake she [ __ ] on that yes i cheated on my husband yeah that's my dad like vanessa doesn't cheat like i guess no i love you i just understand why everybody's not honest with me when i ask that's why i want to understand this is the thing when we're at the tell all you have to break this down if you're gonna come here and be an honest person just deserves the truth and it's sad because like you you go back in time and you're like why didn't you just afford me the truth why didn't you tell me the answer is people make mistakes because sometimes they're scared and sometimes they're selfish because they don't want to feel that hurt or pain and it comes back to bite them so i'm i feel sorry for jess and i feel sorry for colt for even doing it uh he should have definitely not done it and those are repercussions that he has to face but look on the end of the day karma was kind to jess and she found a good guy for her you're not sexy she knows like actor achieve and that's what he said to me how nice of you to share that he's using a haircut so then as usual debbie starts fighting with everyone in the room including jess uh her husband brian comes to the rescue the real literal white knight i'm talking to her you butt out no you butt out why don't you butt out you can see him just as like just stay back he's he's a literal child i think his brain capacity operates at two to three percent all of you be quiet for like 30 seconds colt finally finally takes a stand and he uses two hands this time ensuring everybody in the room hears it's not just a hey ed it's shut up everyone and then he actually explains the situation i don't care about my ex or her new husband love my mother but you do kind of butt in a little bit i love vanessa right i find her very attractive things you might remember half hour don't care perfect great response great response don't care you're not in my life right now shut up that's it whatever you say only makes it this far you could have your opinion sure but it doesn't make it into our lives because you're not in it you're with your boyfriend and your person a cult actually takes the time to say this so good on him he then messes it up by saying this i said i'm sorry goodbye move on i love vanessa so much i married vanessa and didn't tell anybody in this room holy [ __ ] wow what do you call it 180 day fiance now oh god this man is he got married he did it he did it that's the end they were engaged now they're married they did it they really did it congratulations and you know what i say in every video i just marriage does not fix everything you can see the problems there are so many problems in this room jess and cult is a problem brian and debbie big ed and debbie everybody's having problems with everyone marriage is not going to fix it colt look at this i think with that said everybody just needs to part their ways and live your your marriage we call peace okay you and i call peace why to what the hell is happening we call pete what they're calling the truth no more for but you and i peace congratulations a little one of those little chapels yeah chapel by the river i i guess they got married and then like i'm saying there's no this doesn't fix anything it's just a ring like people don't people aren't that stupid they're not just gonna be like oh you're married everything's okay right that's it's just a coincidence that debian just called a truce a a lot of years it's just very simple very basic debbie's gonna hate colt because she doesn't know about the marriage and she needs to know about everything so she's gonna hate him wow in private was debbie there debbie was not everything no i didn't tell mom she didn't even know she's going to hate colt she's going to hate him [Laughter] what the [ __ ] oh no that's why you should have told me i should have okay i guess debbie's oh this is great debbie and jess made up and debbie and coulter okay what about brian brian said that he hates colt and he's a gaslighting piece of so what about what about you brian i'm shocked you know like this is the first time i have any respect for you god damn it you can't do anything right come on thank you i left the tit at home ed suck that kid [ __ ] and by the way well at least jess is gonna hate vanessa because like they she's the one who cheated and stuff so that's probably gonna be a thing proving my point which is marriage doesn't fix things jess and i just called peace you and jess just called peace now while this was going on we got oh my gosh yeah this is just they're just hugging people do that that's [Music] fixes all your problems huh wow look at the piece made wifey number two and hubby number two yes that's it right just husband and wife will do i don't think dad likes me so this show ends with everybody making up abruptly proving my point or disproving it i guess marriage can fix anything wow i i don't know what to say guys i i was gonna come here and be all preachy with you and tell you that you need to fix your relationship issues before you get married turns out as soon as you get married everything just becomes okay so i'll go f myself because i was wrong i guess i guess once i'm in enough financial trouble and i have someone i hate i'm just gonna marry them and things should be great from then on this this is just it goes to show you don't trust a brown man in a beanie wearing a bandana over it because that's just weird in all seriousness though i think this was a wild episode of wild saga of colt and vanessa they actually have another saga and i want to take a look at that one because i think there's more twists to come but for now this is a good stopping point genuinely speaking i think that you know don't ever rush in you can't rush in it's not a good thing to do and it causes more problems at first obviously everything seems fine because the initial stages are people are happy for you but once that wears down then the real problems start to rear their ugly heads again and it looks like a momentary peaceful moment but that doesn't seem to last if the underlying issues are still there so hopefully these two fix it i don't know i'd love to see them this is the first time colt ended on a marriage and not a breakup so congratulations to him but let's see where it goes from there there's gonna be trouble a brewing on the next episode until then that was leo covering 90 day fiance i'm going to sleep because it's 1am i don't know why i filmed it this time until then take care of yourselves if you have any other problems just get married guys baby [Music]

Channel: sixteenleo

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Id: i3qo9AhnowM

Length: 84min 14sec (5054 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 19 2022