>> Greg: YES, HAPPY TACO TUESDAY. THE PORTA BODY IS RIGHT OVER THERE. THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF TALK AMONG DEMOCRATS ABOUT MISINFORMATION OR DISINFORMATION OR ANY INFORMATION THAT DOESN'T HELP A DEMOCRAT GET TO GET ELECTED. IN THE EYES OF DEMS, THE STORY OF THE HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP, THEY SUSPENDED AND BANNED ANYBODY WHO TALKED ABOUT IT. THEY CALLED IT RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION, AND IT WORKED. AND THEY GOT THE RESULT THEY WANTED. A REJECT FROM A BALANCE OF NATURE AD IN THE WHITE HOUSE. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH. ESPECIALLY NOW THAT ELON MUSK HAS BOUGHT THEIR FAVORITE TOY. TWITTER, AND TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING CALLED X. SO NOW MUSK MUST BE STOPPED. ENTER MEDIA MATTERS. ON FRIDAY THEY PUT OUT A REPORT SAYING -- RAN ON THE APP ALONGSIDE CORPORATE ADS AND MAJOR COMPANIES LIKE ADEBAYO, APPLE AND ORACLE. SO A BUNCH OF COMPANIES THAT SUSPENDED THEIR ADS ON X BUT NOW MUSK IS SUING MEDIA MATTERS SAYING THEY MANUFACTURED THE REPORT. APPARENTLY THESE COMPANIES WERE DUPED, LIKE SOMEONE WHO BOUGHT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FROM DYLAN MULVANEY. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: BE HAPPY THAT'S ALL YOU BOUGHT. BUT BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, WE SHOULD CLARIFY WHAT MEDIA MATTERS REALLY IS IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW. THEY ARE THIS LEFT WING GROUP FUNDED BY WEALTHY LEFTISTS, WISE DISHONESTLY POSITIONING THEMSELVES AS AN IMPARTIAL MEDIA WATCHDOG BUT THE ONLY PART OF THAT TITLE THAT'S TRUE IS THE DOG PART BECAUSE THEY MAKE CHRIS CUOMO INTERVIEWING HIS BROTHER SEEM IMPARTIAL. THOSE WERE THE DAYS. SO WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT? BECAUSE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA USES MEDIA MATTERS KNOWING THAT THE PUBLIC HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT IS, AND THEY WON'T BOTHER TO CHECK THAT IT'S A FRONT TO SILENCE PEOPLE. SPECIFICALLY CONSERVATIVES. BUT THERE IS REALLY ONLY ONE ENTITY THAT'S WORSE THAN MEDIA MATTERS. IT'S THE ORBIT OF PARASITIC BLOGS. THE BAIL BEAST, INDEPENDENT, CNN'S RELIABLE SOURCES, WHO GRAB THE MEDIA MATTERS STORIES, ADD A FEW WORDS TO AVOID PLAGIARISM AND THEN REPOST THEM. THEY LIE BY TELLING ONLY PART OF THE TRUTH. YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WHEN JOE MACKEY SAYS HE ATE AT A FOOD TRUCK AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: THIS AMPLIFIED UNIVERSE OF LAZY HACKS FEEDS OFF ONE BOWL OF OUTRAGED FOOD AND BECAUSE FOX IS ITS TARGET WE'VE KEPT MORE CLOWNS EMPLOYED THAN BARNUM AND BAILEY. IT'S KEPT BRIAN FLOATING IN A SEA OF TWIN KISS AND THE DAILY BEAST GOING BACK TO THEIR OLD JOBS OF MAKING LATTES. WHAT DID MEDIA MATTERS DO THIS TIME? ACCORDING TO THE LAWSUIT FIRST MEDIA MATTERS WENT ON X AND FOLLOWED A SMALL SUBSET OF USERS FROM ONE OF TWO CATEGORIES. THOSE WHO POST FRINGE CONTENT AND BIG NAME ADVERTISERS. THEN THEY KEPT REFRESHING THE HAND SELECTED FEED UNTIL IT GOT THE RESULT THAT IT WANTED. CONTROVERSIAL CONTENT NEXT TO PAID POSTS FROM X'S LARGEST ADVERTISERS. THEN THEY TOOK SCREEN SHOTS OF IT, CLAIMED IT WAS ORGANIC, AND PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT. THIS QUICKLY PANICKED THE COWARDLY ADVERTISERS INCLUDING ADEBAYO, APPLE, DISNEY, WARNER BROTHERS AND PARAMOUNT SO THEY FLED LIKE WOMEN WHEN KEITH ASKS FOR THEIR NUMBER. TRIED TO REPLICATE MEDIA MARTZ RESEARCH AND THEY COULDN'T SO THESE ADVERTISERS FELL FOR THE RUSE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO SCARED TO TAKE A STAND. THOSE COMPANY STOCK HOLD SHEERS BE PISSED AND THEY -- [ BLEEP ] IF YOU ACTED ON WHAT THEY TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD BE FIRED. IT'S LIKE LEARNING TO FREESTYLE RAP FROM JOE BIDEN. SO NOW MUSK IS HITTING MEDIA MATTERS WITH "A THERMO-NUCLEAR LAWSUIT FOR THE FRAUDULENT ATTACK." BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. TEXAS ATTORNEY GENERAL KEN PAXTON IS OPENING AN INVESTIGATION SAYING HE'S EXTREMELY DOUBLE BY THESE ALLEGATIONS AND ANDREW BAILEY IS ALSO JOINING THE FIGHT PROMISING MUSK HE'S INVESTIGATING MEDIA MATTERS AS WELL. SO WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT? BECAUSE MEDIA MATTERS IS A HARD LEFT SMEAR MACHINE YET IT'S ONE CAUDLED BY THE PRESS WHO USED THAT CONTENTS TO BUILD THEIR OWN CRAP. YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD OF MEDIA MATTERS UNTIL TODAY. BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR LIBERAL PALS READ IT HEAVILY. THEY SIMPLY CALL THE OUTFIT A WATCHDOG GROUP. IT BECAME THEIR BRAIN DAMAGED HENCHMAN, A STOOPLESS CARELESS BRUTE THAT DOES THE DIRTY WORK. SO MEDIA MATTERS ASSUMING THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT WENT AFTER THE RICHEST MOST CAPABLE MAN ON EARTH, ONE WITH DEEPER POCKETS THAN MOST COUNTRIES BUT LIKE HAMAS THEY WENT TOO FAR AND NOW YOU SEE THE HACKS CIRCLING THE WAGONS. SO WHY DID MEDIA MATTERS GO AFTER MUSK IN THE FIRST PLACE? BECAUSE HE'S A THREAT. BY CARING ONLY ABOUT THE FREEDOM OF THE PRESS WHICH IS EXPOSING HOW VILE THE LEFTISTS ARE. RIGHT NOW THEY ARE TAKING TO THE STREETS OF AMERICA CHANTING ANTI-SEMITIC HATE, MAINSTREAM MEDIA REPEATS THE LIES OF HAMAS WHILE SECOND-GUESSING EVERYTHING ISRAEL SAYS AND DOES. WHEN JEWS ARE BEING BEAR INDICATED INSIDE COLLEGE CLASSROOMS I DON'T SEE ANY TRUMP HATS. IF ANYBODY IS ACTING LIKE A NAZI IT'S THE LEFT. I.E., MEDIA MATTERS' OWN TEAM. THEY WILL DO ANYTHING TO DESTROY AN ENEMY, EVEN WHEN WHAT THEY CALL THE ENEMY IS ACTUALLY THEIR OWN COUNTRY. I'M SO HERE FOR THIS AND YOU SHOULD BE, TOO, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY EXPOSES MEDIA MATTERS UNTIL THEY DON'T MATTER ANYMORE AND ALTHOUGH I'M A LEGAL SCHOLAR MY GUY IS ON THE GUY WHO BUILDS ROCKETS, NOT LIES. [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUESTS, JUST LIKE CRANBERRY SAUCE, HE RETAINS THE SHAPE OF HIS CONTAINER. COMEDIAN JOE MACKEY. [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: HER PLAY-BY-PLAY WILL MAKE YOUR DAY. [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: NOTHING TO HIM IS OFF LIMITS EXCEPT MAYBE A BARBER. COMEDIAN AND AUTHOR, THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANY MORE. LOU -- [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: AND FINALLY, I THINK HE ONCE SOLD ME A SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIAS. FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR TOM -- [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: JOE, EXCELLENT CHOICE OF OUTERWEAR. THAT'S A CLASSIC MEMBERS ONLY JACKET, IS IT NOT? >> IT IS, GREG. THEY DON'T JUST SELL THESE TO ANYONE. YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY HOT, COOL AND RELEVANT. >> Greg: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE A MEMBER TO OWN THAT? >> THEY WON'T JUST SELL TO IT ANYONE. >> Greg: NO, THEY WON'T. I WANT TO READ YOU A QUESTION THAT WAS WRITTEN FOR ME BY ONE OF THE WRITERS. JOE, DO YOU THINK IF MEDIA MATTERS TRIED TO CANCEL YOU, MAYBE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE MIGHT COME TO YOUR SHOWS? [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: DI NOT WRITE THAT. >> IF THEY DO CANCEL ME, GREG, I HOPE THAT THEY MENTION IN THE ARTICLE THAT I'M PERFORMING AT THE ST. LOUIS FUNNY BONE NOVEMBER 24 THROUGH NOVEMBER 26. [APPLAUSE] >> Greg: BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, MEDIA MATTERS IS FOLLOWING THE SAME OLD LIBERAL SCRIPT. THE CDC LAUNDERED INFORMATION TO THE TEACHER'S UNION. STANFORD LAUNDERED INFORMATION THROUGH THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY. IT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA AND I USE IT WHEN I USED TO BE A PLAYER. LIKE I WOULD HAVE MY WING MAN SAY SOMETHING TO THE LADIES TO IMPRESS THEM, AND IT WOULDN'T COME FROM ME. IT SOUNDED LIKE I WAS BRAGGING BUT I WILL TELL YOU YET BACKFIRED. THE LAST THING WOMEN WANT TO HEAR FROM ONE OF MY MALE FRIENDS IS THE PHRASE, TAKE IT FROM ME, JOE MACKEY IS GREAT AT SEX. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: SO YOU USED TO BE A PLAYER. >> THOSE DAYS ARE BEHIND ME, GREG. [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: SO YOU HAVE A TWITCH. OKAY. CHARLIE, BEFORE YOU STARTED DOING FOX WERE YOU AWARE OF MEDIA MATTERS? DID YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID? >> I WOULD SEE THEIR NAME IN DIFFERENT PUBLICATIONS. I WOULD NEVER PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO IT BECAUSE IT WAS JUST OFTEN QUOTED. THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT NEWS OUTLETS THAT WILL TAKE THEIR INFORMATION, MAYBE YOU ATTRIBUTE THEM BUT SINCE GETTING HERE I'VE PERSONALLY BEEN VICTIMIZED BY MEDIA MATTERS ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE AS WELL. >> Greg: I THINK THEY HAVE A DOSSIER ON ME GOING BACK TO 2007. >> EVERYTHING THEY DEEM THAT WILL NOT HELP THEIR CAUSE IS LABELED AS MISINFORMATION AND I THINK ELON MUSK KNOWS THIS WHICH IS THE REASON WHY HE PURCHASED TWITTER, NOW KNOWN AS X. HE WANTED TO RESTORE FREE SPEECH AND I THINK FRET GET GO, WE SAW SCHOOL MOMS IN THE GOVERNMENT, IN SOCIETY, FROM ALL DIFFERENT WALKS OF LIFE, ATTACKING HIM INSTANTLY, AND WE'RE SEEING THE SAME SCRIPT BEING, YOU KNOW, TAKEN OUT AT THIS VERY STAGE IN HIS OWNERSHIP AND IT'S SAD BUT AT LEAST KEN PAXTON AND SOME OTHER ATTORNEY GENERALS ARE AT LEAST TRYING TO INVESTIGATE MEDIA MATTERS TO TURN THE TIED, IF YOU WILL, BUT I'LL SAY CONSERVATIVES, THERE IS ONE THING THERE, THEY ARE USED TO IS LOSING. BASIC LIBERTIES, FREE SPEECH, THEY ARE LOSING THEIR COUNTRY TO ILLEGALS. THEY ARE LOSING THEIR GOVERNMENT TO COMMUNISTS. THEY ARE LOSING CULTURE, SO SOMETHING NEEDS TO STOP THE SKID AND I HOPE LIKE YOU MENTIONED THAT IT'S ELON'S THERMONUCLEAR ATTACK. >> Greg: ONE DAY, JOE, YOU WILL LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY. >> AS IF YOU CARE. >> Greg: I COULDN'T RESIST IT. JACKET, LOU, I'M VERY EXCITED OVER THIS BECAUSE THIS DUDE IS THE RICHEST MAN ON EARTH. SO HE'S JUST GOING TO RUN MEDIA MATTERS INTO THE GROUND, I WOULD HOPE. >> WELL, I MEAN, HE DID SAY THERMONUCLEAR, AND HE IS A ROCKET GUY. >> Greg: YES. >> AS YOU TALKED ABOUT EARLIER, SO, I JUST HOPE THAT I'M HERE NEXT WEEK BECAUSE IF THINGS BLOW UP, THAT MUCH, IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE NUTS. BUT IT IS INTERESTING BECAUSE I NOTICED THE TREND WHEN I WAS ON X, ANY TIME I WOULD PUT IN WHITE GENOCIDE, I WOULD SEE AN AD FOR BLUE CHEW, WHICH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE FAMILIAR WITH, IT'S LIKE THE UPDATED SIALLIS. OBVIOUSLY A NAZI WOULD WANT SOMETHING TO HELP THEM TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS IN ORDER TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH. [LAUGHTER] >> IT WORKED. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. >> Greg: IT WORKED. THERE YOU GO. MEDIA MATTERS, IT WORKS. >> YOU GOT ME, MAN. >> Greg: I HAVE LESS RESPECT FOR THE PEOPLE THAT USE MEDIA MATTERS THAN MEDIA MATTERS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? RAT LEAST, THEY MIGHT HAVE AN OFFICE THAT THEY GO TO BUT EVERYBODY THAT USES MEDIA MATTERS ARE JUST LAZY HACKS. >> WOULD YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THERE IS AN AGENT RIGHT NOW FOR MEDIA MATTERS ASSIGNED TO YOU. >> Greg: DEFINITELY. >> EVERY SINGLE THING YOU DO HE'S GOING THROUGH YOUR GARBAGE, ANYTHING HE CAN FIND. >> THEY WILL PUT SOMETHING VERBATIM ON THEIR SITE. THEY WILL LISTEN TO YOUR WHOLE SEGMENT, EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WILL BE VERBATIM. >> Greg: VERBATIM IS BETTER THAN, WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE? >> TWISTING YOUR WORDS. >> Greg: YES. EXACTLY. SO, I ACTUALLY DON'T MIND WHEN IT PEOPLE TAKE MY WORDS. IT'S JUST THAT THEY WILL PUT IT WITHIN SOMETHING ELSE TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOU DID SOMETHING DIFFERENT. I DON'T KNOW. LOU? NOTHING? >> I MIGHT HAVE TO REWRITE THIS WHOLE SEGMENT TO PUT DIFFERENT WORDS INTO MY MOUTH TO MAKE ME SOUND A LOT BETTER THAN I DO RIGHT NOW. >> Greg: TOMMY, AS THE WHITEST GUY I KNOW, DO YOU MIND APPEARING AGAINST -- NEXT TO CONTROVERSIAL STUFF? >> MEDIA MATTERS HAS A DOSSIER ON ME AS WELL, GREG. >> Greg: YES. >> IT'S NOT AS LISTENING AS YOURS BUT WHEN I DO SHOW UP ON IT I JUST FEEL LOVE. OH, YOU GUYS, I STILL MATTER TO YOU? I THINK IT'S GREAT. BUT MEDIA MATTERS HAS BEEN COMMITTING FRAUD EVERY MORNING FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS. THAT'S THE WAY THEY DO BUSINESS, AND YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S THE LAZY JOURNALISTS WHO WRITE THEIR PRESS RELEASES VERBATIM, YOU KNOW, THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE REALLY TO BLAME. IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT USED TO BE THAT PEOPLE WOULD LIE IN POLITICS. THE RULES OF POLITICS, WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING AGAINST SOMEONE, YOU CAN LIE, PEOPLE ARE LIKE, OH, WELL, HE'S A POLITICIAN, THEY WOULD HIRE THESE RESEARCH FIRMS TO DO THEIR DIRTY WORK FOR THEM. MEDIA MATTERS IS A RESEARCH FORM FOR THE ENTIRE RIGHT AND THE MEDIA IS PLAYING THAT GAME. IT USED TO BE THE MEDIA, THEY WOULD KIND OF CALL BALLS AND STRIKES, RIGHT? BUT NOW, THE MEDIA COVERING POLITICS GOES BY THE RULES OF A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. >> Greg: YES. EXACTLY. >> CONSTANTLY CAMPAIGNING. >> Greg: AND THEY HAVE ONE GO TO, AND THAT'S MEDIA MATTERS, AND SO THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED. THEY ARE WAITING FOR THEM ON THEIR LAPTOP AND THEY JUST PUT A HEADLINE ON IT AND THEY SEND IT OUT. >> YES. YOU KNOW, ONCE IT'S IN THE PRESS, WE END UP TALKING AT IT. SO WE END UP TALKING ABOUT STORIES ON THIS PANEL THAT MEDIA MATTERS CREATED. THEY CREATED A FALSE STORY. "NEW YORK TIMES" PRINTS IT. AND THEN THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT IT ON MSNBC. NOW WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT SO WE'RE ACTUALLY ADDRESSING IT. IT REALLY WORKS. VERY PERNICIOUS, GREG. >> Greg: THERE YOU GO. AN ENDORSEMENT FROM TOM. >> YOU KNOW WHAT TOMORROW'S STORY IS GOING TO BE? GREG GUTFELD! FAT BONES -- [INAUDIBLE] >> THAT'S NOT BODY INCLUSIVE. >> Greg: I HOPE THAT'S
