Third Jermageddon - Jerma Plays Far Cry 5 (Long Edit)

all right well let's let's just let's go let's go the world is our oyster as they say let's get let's get Let's Get Off This Island first all right now the real how the real question is you can throw [ __ ] in this game but how far can you throw it uh well that was Dynamite I thought I was throwing the ore well imagine that was the ore I don't know let's measure you stand over there how far can I throw the ore catch did I catch it pretty far this there's currently a zipple lighter coming to get us is this what's going to happen here there's a lot of people what where is that guy that guy's got places to be okay that guy doesn't obviously care all right well anyways you want to get on the the fun car the ATV all right so where do you want to go uh I want to go wherever your heart thr can oh boy that's great look at look at him look at how much faster the kruer is so much faster why did he stop there's a dead guy on the side of why did he stop though for real I don't know saw you coming and he deferred why would you do that why would you turn into me that's a good guy that's a civilian okay he's on our side all right can can we please just Mark something on the map to go to okay cuz we're kind of just driving for no reason look just just stop like right here I guarantee you this is going to be one of those one of those like E3 demo presentations where it's like hey you can stop anywhere and find something to do you think there's an E3 presentation here who is even shooting that guy that guy what what else do I have I have like a pipe got him hey we we got it this is we're at The Outpost we at the G packing facility you've got like three guys right next to you oh I do you're right hey look I'm fine I'm almost dead though don't worry you got me later there's a guy behind us there is backup there are reinforcements behind us now I have a pistol and a bow oh my wait why are they I don't even know what I just did this is on normal difficulty why did we do this are you dead again yes OBS must have crash cuz he muted himself in team speak am I seriously muted right now I didn't do anything I'm on a mission right now can you hear me now yeah okay for some reason middle Mouse button is mute myself I don't know what the hell is going on oh yeah that would explain a lot T my computer makes no sense I swear to God it's possessed I I have an actual possessed computer like there's a [ __ ] ghost in here I did I did not do that I did not change key bindes for you you know took the liberty I swear to God speaking of Liberty bringing some Liberty to Montana we did it we did it all right give me one second so I can like change this and get this fixed for no reason why middle Mouse button is mute myself who the [ __ ] would ever make that a command I definitely didn't was I like sleepwalking when I did this here's here's why I know I didn't do this I don't even know where the [ __ ] you go in the settings to change this that's how it's impossible in teams speak yeah how do I do this in TeamSpeak I've never done this get of this delete delete remove delete it kumble all right you you drive I I'm I can't be I cannot be trust let's go let's go talk to Old Willis my name is Special Agent Willis Huntley The Man In Charge has been monitoring Eden's gate for some time he's been monitoring Us by the highth what are you thinking why would you do something like this bring all right bring him up bring him up he's all right he'll he'll continue his conversation in a second many soier and we're back I've been sent by the highest Authority God what is I oh you did it this time hey that's just I did it first though I know like I like that it does he doesn't even get interrupted then he doesn't even have to redo the dialogue it picks up right oh my God bring him back let's see what he had to say whoa he's got a gun he's in Conflict ready and what is he treated like a [ __ ] Food Network show thanks for watching that commercial break something for us okay so all right P follow Willis to the Lincoln lookout tower can we get in his car we I think we can get in his car yeah all right don't do it I was I was testing him I was just testing him int all right let's go drive does he drive why is he in the front seat it wants us oh there he goes I'm in bad shape I knew it was coming I just thought you were going to do it sooner is all I wasn't expecting it to be like delayed he still he's just going to get oh this game is great what a gra we both the back seat this is like under Jess he is driving right now we both have a gun point at the back of his head hey Drive Mis drive you better get to the bank Quick's wait until he picks up a little more speed he needs to be going real fast off a cliff he's so scared to drive he knows he doesn't want to die again this as far as we were going why we this is it solve your little C problem for you are you are you serious why are you running why wouldn't you just keep driving why would you do this fathers this is unbelievable this is unfuckingbelievable I have no words I have nothing to say about this is this the is this the secret route to get this place Tower what tower is he talking about this one right here Hipp me oh okay that's what it means I think we should be uh tunnel slugs what do you think uh yeah I think I don't have enough Ammo To Go like I got a I got 40 I have 41 bullets 14 sorry all right I'll take point so how about you you you take that one cuz you got you got the stealth weapon I'm going to I'm going to go in straight ahead okay got one kill you got one I'm going to get this guy right here I have a loud weapon though all right watch it watch it don't show yourself taking out some snipers yeah I'm going to wrap around anybody left in that Tower uh there's definitely still some people here not anymore great job that was cool now meet me in that tower all right meet him in the tower take the loot that was some that was some real Co-op action right there that was pretty Cooperative right there I'll tell you hey there's like a bunch of stuff in here you might want to get it all right yeah I got a sniper rifle now this is cool hey make sure you grab this uh random thing here get take the the pepper take that hot pepper tail the helicopter oh uh how I don't know um that is that is a helicopter follow him [ __ ] what go deputy what the name of what in the name of Chopper's getting away you all right no I'm not come here come I broke both my legs tail the hell there was a zip line wasn't there [ __ ] it's all right the chop is getting away get in get on go you see that Chopper going 500 mph by you please follow that tried to no scope him it didn't work wait what's wrong what is going on with you what's happening I hit a bump no you just got angry and the tree blew up there's a there's a big Forest I'm going through right now oh we're still we're fine we're fine all right I may have just hit my head on the tree it's all right 85 M we're almost there you're doing great keep giving me words of encouragement see you doing it good let let him get let him get the chopper don't kill this guy talex we need to wait till the guy gets in the chopper should I snipe this guy down oh no I thought it was the guy in the chopper is it not I don't think we kill him though right we just um what oh I'm in the helicopter you're in the helicopter uh did we get a you failed the whole [Laughter] game wait see we're good let our man get into the chopper yeah we we yeah we weren't supposed to do anything about that you went up there and startled them seares from the I'm sorry okay I was just I was under duress all right here he goes tilt we need a car now like right now oh well truck I got one get in you in I'm I'm on my way on my way get in okay go oh sh he's in the chopper all right let's get in there now and get in the car no dilly-dallying no slacking around what the you exploded did you blow up what did you do I'm sorry what did you just do I tried to I tried to launch TNT and have it explode in the a oh my God Chopper all right there they go get in the truck and tail there they go you in good I'm in you got this I believe in you all right do we can we not have like the I want to get those like hints off the screen uh they disappear by themselves I think but also you can configure the whole UI in the options I believe so you can play Far Cry as nature intended it by crashing into trees and rocks and stops I think we fa no not yet we haven't failed yet we need to get to Road like just to the right oh God okay I'm going to get there we'll get there don't worry [ __ ] God you drive for [ __ ] sake I love this game so far this is [ __ ] this is fun they just start you out at like a 100 miles an hour like the chopper like is it worth going off road I I don't know Maybe not maybe it is there's a jump right there you have to hit it our was a whoa this is definitely the route you're supposed to yeah yeah this is definitely the route look this this jumps and [ __ ] how is it still getting away though thought we almost didn't make it secure the safe house all right let's let's play this correctly because this is a lot of bad guys here that's so cool I got a sniper come here what you got over here my door wouldn't open do do the animation just go in the front door now like move up just an inch and then get out you go out the other way yeah like my guy you guy was occupying the passenger seat so I actually did an animation to get in the back seat and then get out I don't know maybe I got I got a sniper here I I could probably get a collateral on these two guys see if I can get it uh we got to tag some people first you know [ __ ] right you got to use your okay that works I'll just be here don't worry I'll take care of that they don't even know where it's coming from like they they they what was that what' you just do to me what did you just do to me me I haven't done anything I'm like on my own chilling over here I think they're all dead there's only one more there I did I kill the VIP I guess I did yeah we just need to secure the building find the VHS tape in the bunker find the bunker come over here found it is there already a dead guy in here uh there is yeah they locked him in do he have anything on them no but they've got chest over here mhm blasting cap bring the VHS tape nice perk point oh you got a you got a perk point I got a perk point I think I did put it in nice all right perk two perk points these that was very expensive whoops I'm going to hold on to him for now I'm not going to use him yet I don't think there's a need for it right now all right there he is thisy is someone you should keep your eye on sir I'm happy to report I got the tape what's that are you kidding me sir you kidding me Chief of Staff I'd be honored I'll be there we're on the same side on the same side kid I've got bigger fish to fry and this little bearded Uprising is suddenly below my pay grade the American way used to don't make me shoot you I hope he shoots you I'll take that stop it leave him alone he's just trying to tell us things stop it there's no reason for this I hope he shoots you shoot him he deserves it every bit of it do it shoot him I'm soived that you make did you break the encountered you broke the encounter didn't you the fix him fix him please great job bring it here oh I'm so privileged that you could make time for little old me the American way used to mean a deal was a deal got it fix we live in a new America now am I muted I better not be see around kid I think I think he is oh have I been muted this whole time yeah you were muted see now it's affecting you P mute button I'm telling you you're getting infected by the [ __ ] ghost computer what's going on back there I don't know hold on he's got like a he's got like a little circle above his head beautiful shot I'll tell you that right now shot double it double it up I'll take two please um wait what is are these bad guys what are they doing here is that a all right easy watch out for [Laughter] him I think we're just done with him no I think he's got like a circle above his head I think we're done that's got to mean something does it there's a helicopter right here I'm getting it there's a there's a dog that says otherwise yeah well he can deal with it he can get in if he wants all right so do I now can I park this in my garage and I get to keep this like GTA oh Lord driving around like this where he going where is he I I I'll follow you with the helicopter I don't I'm in the passenger seat oh I'll follow okay I'll be I'll be like the news anchor that follows you guys around like he has complete control right now okay so where is he taking you you couldn't do this in four right you could you couldn't just get in with an NPC yeah I don't I don't think that was possible before unless I'm CR you are right behind us yeah I'm just following you guys around it's actually not that hard to fly a helicopter in this one I feel like he's just going to drive you around in the circle no h he what is he's just he's trying to turn around he's like sticking his gun out the window where the [ __ ] are you going where why did you guys do that I don't know I'm just letting him make the shot calls right now he's got a mind of his own okay okay I'm he wants he wants to fight these guys I'm going to come down and help all right I have an idea just keep them occupied did he was that you no he's dead I have no idea how he died where'd it go where's the helicopter where where's the helicopter where I tried to drop it down on here where did the helicopter go oh [ __ ] um I don't really know how but he flew out of the vehicle and died I tried to I tried to drop a gigantic helicopter Grenade on you guys and I I don't know where it went wait let me get in here wait wait wait wait wait wa wait I'm not driving oh God damn it just tell Slow Down slow down and let me in like ran into a water bar all right he's he is so preoccupied with somebody right now he just wants to shoot that person so bad I think he is just hunting someone cuz he's like looking over towards them he's like constantly checking his stick he's constantly going over there if we do one story Mission today I'll be impressed I would also be impressed if we did one Mission this is too much fun just letting idiot AI do whatever they want all right out I'm honestly impressed by his tree navig no how is he this good at driving the car I can stand back here okay that's cool let's see where we're going on the map where are we we we we were like a dead end a minute ago we went all the way down to the damn it [ __ ] I was trying to bye see see you later it's nice to know you stick a remote bomb to the car yeah you how are you here at the water K oh that scared the [ __ ] out of me he's like going the same way he was a second ago all right I got people on me but I'm coming yeah weren't you guys just over here we were just over here he's a little more confused now than he was last time though how did I manage to get stuck here you got to be [ __ ] kidding me no theet and the Seesaw how did this happen see you later it's not even [ __ ] possible wait no coming back he thought about leaving you behind could okay now I can get in the car I can get in the car no [ __ ] he's gunning it he's like going fast all right good I'll get there come on come on come on all right I'm in I think he's just programmed to drive around in a circle until something happens but he's like in the mountains we're like way out here well he found I think we found his spot he want to get out in I want to talk to I just want to let me end his dialogue first before you kill you know many I want to see if he gives another thing thousands I'm guessing this is your first you'll get used to it by the third one you'll did he just say third armagedon the Russians the US to be us onass as a I'm done with this guy okay he's he's done like he he that's it he's [Music] done son of a all right now we we we might actually need him later much appreciated all right let's go let's go to the next mission what is don't no no no no no no it it's just a can okay it was just a can I was going to say okay I this is more fun than anything I've ever done in my life in my life oh God did you just get Looney tun right there did you think that was going to knock out v a cliff yeah you got Looney tuned I get you all right let's pick which which character do you want to rescue as a companion first Let's do let's do that do you want who who do you want to rescue your options are the bear the cougar the dog the other dog is there two dogs there's the guy that has airplanes God that has airplanes okay he's he's actually not far all right let's go got oh look we have we even get we get a little thing on our map like the uh GPS yeah I didn't that's kind of cool so you can hit shift and auto drive once traveling to Waypoint oh I see it'll it'll follow the road to the wayo that's so much fun I can just do whatever I can just throw cans at people and it'll drive for me yeah wow Easy Auto drive this this is a real test to see if Google cars is going to be worth using already got in one accident thanks Google what is that what is that car with a jail on it I'm going to die though why are these people fighting that guy's got a flamethrower get that flamethrower the Google car is not going to keep driving is it what if it did though oh my God that was so dumb do you have a flamethrower now hey I do all right let's go uh why is Google why is Google car driving like a psycho right now I'm the one driving oh oh I thought that's why I thought Google car was having some trouble liberation got to do it what's wrong with my Crosshair nice all right nice liberate liberated two perk points award for The Liberation huh what who did you throw something I did not throw something uh can you seed Ranch called Outpost are we going to go with her I don't know I just all right Diana Madison is now on our team I I just added her to the crew you added her to our friends list will she get in the car I think hang on hang on let me uh she no maybe she's not now she's getting in there okay oh that's not safe that's unsafe she's there she's just there huh yeah she's just there yeah she's just are you looking backwards I'm just kind of trying to see how much you can t you can take quite a bitog Take the Wheel Google Take the Wheel Google no this no signal [ __ ] we're in the middle of nowhere okay be careful let's get out here need Ander and then KCK those Piggies the balls okay so don't don't start a fight yet no cuz I can tell her what to do all right so you you know let's just make her do everything okay you know make her do the whole mission we'll just sit here and just Google car Google human what the [ __ ] is that thing okay that's what that was a that was a that's a dire wolf man did you see the animal before he jumped out at you no he just was in my screen I knew he was there I was trying to get one of you two to go into it all right get those binoculars out let's take a look I only see the one guy in the one guy he's shooting at though yeah so let me take him out I want to let her take him out all right well then let yeah go go be say go get him if you select him and H go get him whenever let's find out I just did there she goes oh she's she is going over there what's she doing she's backpedaling um I think she's she had a clear shot there for a second she had a clear shot I don't know I think she's trying to decide what what angle she wants to shoot from no she's back pedaling again go get him go get him on what are you what's the she goes R watch my back she's going so no wait a minute she's behind him yeah she's clearly behind him just take him out just shoot okay where that bullets in the gun killed anyone before trying to there might not be bullets in the gun dude there's no bullets in that gun are you sure there's bullets in the gun I I have no clue but like I like to think she's never killed a man before and is trying to work the nerve up I'm telling her to move right next move like right behind him mhm okay she's not she hiding behind the tree she is whatever you say here we go moment of truth I tagged him again he's he's like jazz dancing off stage left she just following him around yeah she just follows him around now let me just let him see me yeah like be spotted so then she maybe then then tell her to go right next to him he doesn't see you he sees me now okay now he sees you he's just he's choosing to shoot at this other guy this seems like a scripted event where we swoop in save Nick okay so so just kill this guy wait wait hold on he was trying to he was trying to light him on he's on fire god damn it supposed to sa is on fire now oh he's down for the count this is a bad first introduction he's just burning on the ground he's going to get on fire again y the fire is spreading man the trees are on fire all the grass is on fire are you serious oh this is so dumb I think he's safe now he's in Conflict though where is he jump I'm no you're not you're fine the fire wait actually no this is his this is his house right yeah this is his hanger okay we're back to normal Wing Man story Mission all right so we got to get in uh reach John seed's ranch we're supposed to find his airplane and bring it back to him seven points Avail all right hold I got to look at this for a second unlocks chain melee throw and sidearm I don't care what the other options are don't care what the other options are I don't even care I can throw people now we can blow up the safe can we won't that damage what watch out watch out watch out I just got light too none of the panels work in this thing anymore like I I got this vehicle oh um what happened to our friend what friend didn't we have a a partner uh oh she's back there is she in the back she's she's no she's like all the way back there she's running after the car yeah there she is nice there we go we go okay she needs a better weapon what the [ __ ] was that oh okay I'm not really sure I know okay hello hi um real B I would like to know exactly what happened I don't know what's I don't know what you've done are you shooting at me no no why is the whole place on fire cuz my my only weapon is a flamethrower rescue this person she's fine I can't get her I got her oh I'm going to die I'm sorry my only weapon is a flamethrower so so so why do we it may cause some problem I've created a ring of fire around this right now is the car okay I don't know I I guess I tried to drive it out of the fire but now it seems to be burning no it's fine it's good to go let her get in [Music] where she might have given up on us by now no she's over here hang on I think I got to get close she's still going after somebody stupid come on lady get in here just hold still just hold still she's running away from you because she doesn't trust you no she's aiming at somebody like a mile down the road all right just go and she'll catch up she'll be there she'll be like like right behind us the whole time all right she'll be here don't worry about her all right so we got we got to live right we have to liberate this Outpost and then we get the the aircraft that is somewhere buried with them but they're already spying me yeah they are all right so try to get her to get the guy up up up top you know what I'm saying like priority Target this dud she's going she's on the way she on the way mhm okay good There She Goes Dian has got heart no fear all right she's got spunk no she's changing direction got a little go little cold feet there she goes there she goes up the ladder come on up the ladder oh do something amazing throw them over the edge come on Diana come on Diana that oh baby did you see that perfect where are you going no she's not going actually you might as well have her do the whole job wow yeah she's so good surprise oh she had shoot I think we've been exposed it's time to go in Diana's in trouble Diana no get out of there Diana no she died go get in I need an assist we can't let her lose we got to get her come on man we got to get her she's dying right now wor we this we're we're at a limit here right now what does that mean what does that mean the alarm no somebody's dropping like a bomb down here I'm getting her she good I think so she won't get revived get up I can't get her oh come on really I can't pick her up I can't get her no oh no no Diana she's temporarily unavailable I had to I had it was over oh Diana was so good too I'm so sad about this wow this gun well nice nice work uh I don't want to alarm you or anything here but there's no plane to get in it's supposed to be like right here really enter Nick's plane I don't you in a plane I am you're in a plane I am in a plane okay um what does it look like I'm doing you are jumping up and down uh go ahead and just take the plane out of the hanger for all of us to see nice okay uh um go for a test drive man I just heard on theg radio that intr made this this is more complicated than the just for now the helicopter I'm just saying mhm uh you're too far from your partner hang on let me fix that my game is broken I can't do anything well that was fun what happened cuz I'm at a loading screen I don't see you anymore you're just a DOT on my radar and the plane's definitely stuck okay uh I have the option to parachute says you just teleported to my position is that true uh I I I don't know I may have I'm still sitting here looking uh oh we're loading screen again here I am your teammate was teleported to your position uh nope I'm going to have to rejoin your game I'm going to whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay that worked and ladies and gentlemen uh ladies and gentlemen figur it out have to I think I do can you you should be able to do stuff back there right U no I can just kind of sit in here and if you see any tankers you ready to destroy I love how you have to just sit in the back for this yeah I can't even do anything I get to hang out with you that's all I get to do Diana Madison is now available in the roster nice we can hire her again okay hold C AES good work that was a very hard Landing go to the hanger I hope I can get out of the plane okay there we go good this is a story Mission the cut scene did it for me oh my God look at her son of a [ __ ] you did it you did it thank you Kim the plan's back he come on let's turn her around come on grab on Mash F why oh oh I see I see what you're saying I like that you just unest I thought you I thought you were trying to skip something no those damn peggies F come on sorry for your chat by the way but f is being said a million times yeah you know this plane's been in my family for three generations glad I could help him out you believe that my grandpa first got it when he got back from World War II oh gry whoops I did what did you skip the cut scene uh now that it's loaded yeah what maybe I maybe I shouldn't have though got one but you're I think I'm doing a good job so far are you distracting him cuz I'm doing the actual securing of his how is this guy still alive and I can't even [ __ ] hit him with a goddamn gun like where did he go he's hiding in the bushes is that a bad guy did they steal the plane that's Nick with the plane he's our he's our guy so he's just flying around yeah cuz we went rescued him I should have listened to the rest of the lore and then we could find out what's going on in the hanger get in the hanger secure the hanger all right well that was that was very anticlimactic but it's fine I'll take it yeah oh my God you going to spear somebody with a shovel yeah watch here it [Music] comes a shovel all right watch out watch out we're in danger right now there's actually like bullet travel yeah there is that's pretty cool actually don't get too close I'm going to drop a bomb on these guys don't get too close I'm going to drop a bomb on these guys don't get too close what what he I think he's referring to you he's going to drop a bomb on you right who is he talking about oh he just dropped the bomb like in the middle of the runway I don't know you can help us the lugage all right we good all right don't skip this okay jeez no thought that's what you wanted no this is our home Kim you just don't understand don't understand what that they're stealing our land and kidnapping our friends and do God knows what else yeah yeah Nick your grandfather built this place really want to turn your back on that that like breathe in noise what about times you talked about handing off the business to our daughter oh I talked about handing off the business to our son you've seen the ultra sound it's a girl well that was on a messy black and white TV screen you know them things ain't reliable Nick do it for the baby okay she's so happy I love you me too I love me too yeah I I love me as well well Deputy looks like the r family's digging in Hey listen you need any air support you give me a holler hey you and me you be like butching Sundance Nick they both died at the end foreshadowing please take care of him all right so we can we can actually like you remember uh everyone's favorite gun for hire don't leave the tax documents on the ground he's our new gun for hire cool he's a good kid what take care of him what do you want a symb of Hope For What did she's just here yeah she's just here she just here I called her in but she like snuck up on you our community she's back hooray all right let's let's go let's go do we're we're like in John's region right now uh we get in cuz she's going to drive Diana is going to drive yeah she's in the driver's seat Nick R's all right he's just a bit backward sometimes take us anywhere we take us where we want to go Diana need to work on your posture maybe I need to tag somewhere for her to go yeah tag some I'm was going to have a cinematic camera on her got it she she literally just follow the Waypoint okay cool all right nice work Diana VIP VIP back there let's go kill the C VIP VIP yeah let's go kill [Laughter] him what she just leaned into the camera what are you doing are we're going to go kill a c v like right back here she just did this crazy [ __ ] camera leaning it was perfect got him can you did you I did yeah he's still going yeah that's cuz he's still on the gas this has got like a crate icon on it there's another car coming right here he's dead I think that was in in a yeah that was a civilian was it yeah why do they all drive like psychos uh is that what is that flame oh I accidentally ran her over it's all right H careful you're going to run over again the the thing that the tongue is sticking out still how did I get up here wait wait wait wait there are guys back here there are guys back there yeah hold on they're good guys though they're good guys oh God damn it what are they doing back there they're good guys man I thought that was targeting reticule was white and now you this guy's scared I thought that was like a car full of [ __ ] Bandits or something the civilians let one go and the other one's murdered I thought it was like a GTA party of people all right let's go there's boat here back here I don't think they're back here who's shooting then there's a helicopter shooting Boop there's are bad guys in a helicopter right know yeah no I damn it there's a [ __ ] animal maybe I can light the I'm going to light them on fire ladies and gentlemen I will take 20 points no I shot the driver sh sh don't say that don't say that I tagged this person earlier and now she's hiding uh stand back that might actually scare the AI to make it move away from the fire here she goes when you she's in the water is she in inside the she's right here she's like wait what I mean she's I'm so confused her but she's in the tree let's see if what happens if I do this stand back stand back stand back stand back stand back stand back [Music] and we're back all right [ __ ] teeth I just hit my teeth with my [ __ ] drink yeah ah [ __ ] y was unexpected I just okay she was hanging by a thread I just cut the thread and she dropped like 500 ft ow my [ __ ] teeth plane free plane I'm heading this way I get to try I get to try and drive a plane now oh my God yes cover me don't let them get don't let him get me how do you fly a plane are you in the plane should I how do I do this is it inverted talex talx how do you fly the plane all how do I pull the landing gear up I I'm pretty sure this is one of those planes where you do not pull the landing gear up um all right so where are we going I think it just stays there can you mark something for me okay I can do that let's get a mark but what are we going to do in a plane though I'm going to land it obviously somehow okay do a barrel roll okay uh that is you're doing a loop okay that was a good cork screw actually I mean come on come on you don't think I'm capable of something like that I'm going to land over here doing good look at that look at that and we got a plane for when we need it next I'm a little disappointed I'm not going to lie what that I didn't crash come on yeah no I was I was absolutely expecting though all right here we come in for a landing and the Pilot's gone and you just jump out of the plane me in the back he I did a cork screw she how is she here look at this bear go have her fight that bear oh wait it's gone over here it's like so many bears it's not like this is the only opportunity there was a bear chasing his tail over here and then he disappeared all right let's just let's move let's go what we're just in the middle of a field yeah um what is this this guy has like a meat grinder that was all Diana what that I almost just got ground up um I'm sorry for what I'm about to do JMA why he's not mean he he is mean all right how do I turn on the me ground it's just on all right let's see if I want to grind somebody El hold on hold on yeah you get get a good view of this cuz I'm I'm going to turn somebody I'm going to turn somebody into like hamburger there's a guy Dead Ahead 12:00 drive forward left can we stealth kill him with the meat grounder why when you get out of the way I need to second hold on like for [Music] real no no no no no no no are these guys going to get off the get hold on can I ride up the car I don't think so I'm you need you need to shoot why are you not shooting somebody why are you throwing cans Diana no that is surprisingly effective yeah the guy still alive here dude on fire right there all right he's dead all right oh come on really come on here comes the VIP and I'm by Guy on ATV he's on fire did that work did I get the dynamite I think he did oh watch it watch it random psycho Jesus I didn't do that don't kill the civilian I have to we're going to get like the assassin fine fine fine all right we're good can you can you get on this three people on the at can three people get on the com I can kick her off that's about it all right well um I I I kind of want her on here I feel more safe with her here it's okay someone else will be Al hang on let me just ick can get on the front can you just stand on it mhm you can okay can you stay there for now okay yeah that that's fine I'm all right with this you good yeah I'm good are you good I'm good I'm going to go right through scre this be careful hold still oh I I how is possible that only guy I killed was a civilian how is that possible are you on no I thought we were going to kill him all right shoot the big explosive whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa some medits me too oh [ __ ] I'm in trouble take cover come on help me Diana to Diana you are so good we will never get rid of you is she really that good she just revived me she's like a great partner watch out what oh my really who is this battlefield moment yeah why are we playing Battlefield right now I got to save this person uh I think we have a new yeah we have a new um I think there's a new Quest NPC over here now watch this battlefield moment it's going down yeah that guy's what just happened only in Battlefield I thought I thought we all right we did it was this a story Mission uh I believe we well this guy had a um a thing over his head that was like he's important this is a guy I went and like liberated plans to give you hope he was a hostage and a future oh yeah he was like a hostage at the beginning wasn't he yeah in the tutorial I don't claim to know God plans but I know a good thing when I see it getting quite a reputation Deputy why is Diana not here she should be right over here first good thing to happen to this Valley in a long time a little help are you trying to break your neck seem like a good idea at the time all right while this cut scene plays out I'm going to go pee I'll be right back [ __ ] it's you sorry didn't realiz all you've done might as well add mover to the list huh I thought that Eden's gate confiscated all of this hell kind of fairg grave would I be if I didn't have a hidden stash learn from the best this town has been through a lot deputy we owe you thanks but I know you're looking for your people but the truth is you ain't the only one in need help pastor and I can only do so much you could see about lending a hand be sure to return the favor what do you say I still don't know what we did to trigger this bu some strong stuff bar will get you squared away found that one out back when you get the chance come by the church I'll be there just stud of your memory versus you are you alive okay all right we just had a little drink and uh looking in the shop and everything's very expensive well seems like it all right let's see what about the Gears of War shotgun oh sorry no my my bad I'm talking about the like the Team Fortress 2 Shot gun it's like a factory no it's like a no this is minimal wear is that not a grenade launcher that you're looking at no this this this is a Team Fortress 2 minimal wear uh shotgun whatever the this one is from one of those crates oh yeah I got a baseball bat now see all right you want to you want to destroy these trucks so we can get this off the mini map here yeah what is somebody being chased yeah someone is being chased there's someone next to us too oh okay I'm about to die what the [ __ ] what's wrong with me this guy is fully armored and I am drugged yeah I'm I'm also drugged too knock out oh we we need okay apparently we need to use Bliss bullets on these guys we failed the mission I guess I guess we became addicted to the drugs and now we're part of the cult yeah that uh it it tasted good honestly oh was this supposed to happen uh yes this was supposed to happen confession without pain isn't confession which one of these guys are you you scream out your is that you I think we're both in the same first person perspective I know I'm just saying you like this guy in the right here FG and this Diana well was she driving the car I don't understand no we're getting rescued okay didn't they already do this in the very beginning of the game we already did this once the you're upside down get out of the thing that's upside down oh yeah yeah the Call of Duty you mean yeah who killed him what oh and show them no mercy you right know that was dangerous father I could have been killed in that accident didn't go through all this trouble just to lose you now all right oh all right SEC Che theas God I'm going in hi where's Diana are we going to we going to double baseball bat here yep double baseball bat going in yep you got it I think you're h hitting me with your baseball bat but that's okay hang got one more one more guy nice take down got J one more guy no that guy disappeared this is this is guys on our team yep there's guys on the roof snip on the roof all right I'm going to I'm going to go around this way oh and more oh watch out for these two I'm down you down I'm down clinging to life oh oh got you there's a car car baseball bom wa gets out instant win nice job two snipers on the top of the roof yeah on the roof I I just had an option to do a parachute all right good work been taken care of got it uh I'm getting in with these guys who have a very clear mission yeah okay well I'm going to try to get in that car too uh good luck because I'm not driving okay how are you not what do you mean you're not got it I know I got in I'm in he made a little boo boo in the steering it's okay I got I found it yeah I'm in oh you're in the back okay is that a bad guy no the uh that was one bad guy okay another hostage what uh what what he I'm going to [ __ ] face oh God damn it man why I can't do it go in the glowing cave missile okay or that's fine too yeah we let's go but there there's no cave here it's just a it's just a flare all right now now we we go in between bombs maybe we just go from uh green cave to green cave oh I'm fine in between bombs no NOP I need there are Med kits on the way yeah I need your help oh I see yep all right fireworks done I'm coming you took a very strange [Music] path all right oh come on really I'm fine are you okay yeah okay good let's go all right here we oh well I can use the mortar is is that a bad guy right there no wait no no no yeah well there's going to be an issue here in about 5 seconds I'm sorry okay wow we're fine hold your ground until it gets there okay you got I I'm going to need to use this survive hold your ground yeah we have to survive for 2 minutes okay I'm going to I'm going to assume got a shotgun where are they coming from cuz I'm going to I'm going to drop a missile on them down here yep all right I got it re I did I do it uh you certainly got the bridge I got it good and go see you later tagging some dudes for you very good cooperation there's only one guy left here I I I can get him watch out underneath the bridge couple of guys that are I don't know what they're doing down there but a got guy guy got in here guy got in guy got in yeah no I'm fine I'm fine that he did okay we're in now you see what we're against us come on go faster no don't don't give me this power I can't of the community that needs our help once we're enough no I'm not shooting him that's a promise he can't die he can't die well you can Sur that guy can't die this guy can't die this guy right here yeah he's unkillable it is affecting his driving though all right we're good why is my baseball bat okay so uh we have a helicopter here for free might as well use it right I can actually shoot out the side so holy [ __ ] watch out the trees okay let's go destroy this destroy the convoys you did good those all I'm going to get I'm going to drop down low so you can a pull up I'm on the right side okay what is this electric field to to the right do you see that electric box with a guy in it yeah but I mean I want to know what that is we kind of need to uh you need to um I can't shoot from here uh we're going to have an issue uh yeah you think so she's gone she just jumped out she's parachuting she does not trust you're flying anymore she's gone we appear to be hovering in place sideways for me things going down all I hear is is alarms I'm getting out I think I'm actually going to be able to land this I landed it we're fine I heard all I heard was a thump good there's like a perk for repair torch you could like fix it yay you did it it actually is a battlefield moment um when ises it stop making noise all right that's fine can she fly the helicopter when doesn't stop making noise it's still smoking on on top it's you you almost got it fully she can fly get in get in get in get in get in get in she's flying the helicopter get in no let me on did you get on she won't leave me she's my companion all right so jump and get it can you oh damn it she's just far enough away where I can't reach all right what happens if you run down the street is she going to follow you in this thing I don't know oh my God yeah wow she does this is is unbelievable she's driving this like a car she's driving it like a car you can't you need to fly at least of 100t in the air uh there is definitely an issue here why is she driving I don't know why she's doing this like it's a car I can almost get in though can you get in I can almost get in she's just doing so erratic she's turning to face me she's like turning it to face me these guys have to die oh I'm in nice okay let's get out of here go I have I have a Target Mark just figure us how to get there sh oh God there's the Convoy there's the Convoy good good good flying through the trees uh I can't really I can't really aim uh I told her to kind of like Fly Away uh we may have a similar yep we're having a similar problem here I'm down there that's about what we would have expected from the situation I had to shoot her in the back of the head you know what I mean like I had to she was going to die anyway we were we were already losing at that point all right let's go destroy these stupid convoys why are we hey I good checkpoint system okay yeah let's go all right let's do this here's what you need to do uh get get us down there I'm going to I got some charges here I got some remote explosives I don't know deleted Diana for a minute cuz I want to try something how do you I don't know how you detonate though what's the detonate button uh probably like right click or cuz it's it's remote detonate explosive for extra fun combine it with some comedic timing they even tell you to do something funny like be funny about it all right proximity explosion we you on the right I'm on the right side I don't know how to blow these up I'm going try to bring you alongside the Convoy okay it's probably just right click so we got one right here here we go oh oh sorry got it you also got some innocence well and we're about to go down all right we need we need to we need to just get you need to land this thing down there where's the uh where's the closest one 500 me this one this one just be careful I'm I'm I'm wait are you still trying to do the thing I I just I it's it's doesn't matter I'm going to way they're going I'm going to drive ahead of where they're supposed drop okay I'm in I'm in danger right now all right there we go why did it explode what the okay we're good here we go I'm going to get it right I'm going to land no it didn't work I just threw something else what an entrance I'm getting out of there hey how are you oh my [ __ ] Lord just hide just Ambush all right here comes reinforcement what do you mean called in some reinforcements oh good here comes the next one here it comes wait for it why am I throwing like a razor nice that is so cool all right so that's it these things are dead uh or are they I'm not sure this guy's having some trouble I think we've got one of three um there's two other convoys I wonder what happens if you drive this car now let me let me repair it first also do you see this guy I do I'm hoping that when we drive he'll be with us forever so um uh yeah okay do you want to be the Gunner um just move forward a little bit just to see if this is going to happen I think it's I think I think it worked we did a good job nice work good job everything works fine I'll be the Gunner that sounds like a plan to me can I even do this i' like to ENT might you have to do it from the inside there we go okay I'm ready is he still on he's still there yeah like where he's right here next to me ah he's way back oh he is right there more animated okay at least he's doing a good job and got it I lost it I'm in pain I'm dead are you I'm dead inside the car are you I don't know is that me or is that like the funny guy where are you I'm dead right behind you oh I couldn't even like find your body how did I drop did I drop you off right here I got all right I'm getting back in this okay that one's [Music] done okay okay okay all right yeah we're not getting out of that one this guy's a psycho oh we got like a gun shop right here Hunter you got the look of a hunter in your eye that's good all right what do you got shovel shotgun there's a skunk and it's dead good job poo nice combat R I just saw that uh is that a skunk or that was a I just said that's a skunk Oh I thought but I I didn't know if you were sure sure if it was a skunk it could have been another animal skunks are not this big are they I never seen one in real life but there is you never seen a skunk in real life I mean from maybe like in a zoo or something skunks in zoo zoo yeah I see the skunk at the zoo there's no skunk in a zoo feel like that exists though feel like there's a zoo there's also a skunk that's they can't can't they like de pheromone or something the skunk so they don't like stank everything no not there's no doesn't that exist that exists but there's no skunks at his Zoo are you sure I'm pretty positive on that I don't know that would be such a [ __ ] zoo I mean have you seen a skunk in real life that was alive yes where did they're all over the place around here I've seen dead skunks in the side of the road no I've seen skunks walking around aimlessly at night I'm by the way no tree has been hit yet I have not run us into anything and I'm getting us there cleanly and smoothly I didn't I didn't say anything so what's the plan here how are we going to take care of this cuz we have a essentially a big fat person motorcycle uh okay so what's going to happen is I am going to mov cocktail them right that's the whole plan that's the plan okay well on it uh I would do that uh you didn't get him I'm going to die got him nice it's okay I'm getting off I think I just I ran myself over with the car I believe hey uh pick me up what it's a good plan huh can we put remote explosives and do the thing where we run the car in jump out I mean we probably we probably could do the thing okay you want to do the thing yeah let's just do the thing let's do the thing now first how do you detonate a remote explosive uh right click oh God damn it they don't stick I thought I had I didn't have it equipped they don't stick they don't stick oh no I said it's middle can I pick it back up yeah why did I why they don't stick no oh there we go there we go you have to be close enough real what the [ __ ] dude I'm glad I tabed out at the perfect moment for that why that was a that was a lot of work that you do I scared this [ __ ] out of myself I tried to throw another one maybe you could only have one at a time I think you can only I don't I don't know I detonate his middle Mouse and I I tried to put another one or so I don't know what the [ __ ] I was doing so are we going to dive out and you're going to press we're going to dive out yeah but hopefully nobody shoots it off the front God why did okay ready three I'm ready two one go you got it you got one got one keep going ow God damn it time to retreat we got it yeah we how did we do it uh he shot everything the plane killed him the plane killed everybody good work oh nice work plane oh I can put him back let's take the other guy out where's uh who else is on my roster right now well I got to bring Diana back I guess I mean you have to on my way what ises that what does that entail oh she's just she just us she's been following us the whole time there was a quest called ride the zipline where was that one I just marked it uh yeah might as well um hi guys all right oh [ __ ] look who we got here's yelling her no way was it yeah uh she's lost her [ __ ] goddamn [Music] mind she's on the Gunner and she's freaking the [ __ ] up I can't take it can't take it she's doing the He-man scam oh my God she is on the Gunner I'll take I'll get us there all right so ride the zip line it's up here all right we just to get up in The Silo here what are you guys up to over there what what just happened I don't know you closed the doors and the the whole car did a 180 somebody has this on string this is not looking like it's supposed to be happening somebody has this on a string and it's ripping it around I feel like I should watch this for at least another minute or two okay what the [ __ ] ow who just shot me who just shot me somebody shot me there's a e e what do you mean there's an eagle an act There's an actual Eagle there's an act what do you mean there's an actual nice parachute what that's probably what you you looking in binoculars and you got you were being birds of I got eagled okay what did she shoot did she just kill the E she just killed the she just shot straight in the a it's dead no yeah it's gone she didn't even look she just shot straight in the air she did that without even trying holy God you go in what you mean I go in why am I in here is there snake in here it is a snake what why is there mhm there wasn't a snake in here last time are you sure I'm pretty sure about that I was already in here yeah you can't I got to yeah we got to go from over here looks like there's another zip line this way I mean there's very clearly like a platform yeah we just got to go from here where's the initial climb up oh God it's like way over here really like I can't even see where the point is [ __ ] [ __ ] it's so far away you're right there even more to go through here there's more yeah no we definitely should have been on an ATV for this all right I'm on who is what is this guy he's like a he's like a priest he's like a zombie priest is she going to take him out youg yeah nice work you got to please don't tell anyone I got caught like that all right so which way we which way we sliding here from here actually a bunch of cultist down here oops what is sorry dog I'm sorry dog where did this guy come from I took I hit I hit the Tak down button I hit the taked down button and she took down me not fair don't fall is it like is there a trick like as long as you don't push space then I don't think there's a trick all right away we go this is the payoff this is the fun part oh boy oh my [ __ ] God you sp just beat the [ __ ] thing for me love [ __ ] there's an eagle up here also a wolf by the looks of things are you dead I just I just didn't cuz I I thought we cuz I thought that was going to be a platform I didn't know we were going to go right from zipline to zipline so I was holding space to grab on and then I just said I don't give a [ __ ] it I did the parachute and then I just cut the rope and did it thank God Dian is a better gamer than I am hi the watch my back uh there's a lot of stuff up here congratulations ey attention all right so uh I'm going to grab a glass of water okay so my at you just you just you just drive it and I I'm I'm going to be in the back seat while I get some water I'll be right back don't even need to say be right back I'm not even going to mute just going [ __ ] water you know no big deal that's Brave that's very brave sorry j chat you're going to going to be stuck staring at a tree you're going to like it I hold I have a really really important question for you uhhuh how did I get in this car how did you get in the car how did I get in this car weren't we in in ATV huh uh I don't that's that's a great question actually what happened I think I just did a magic trick I don't understand what happened what oh that backfired so spectacularly I don't understand um my God I'm so confused I I tried to leave you up on the hill and you got too far away so it teleported you into my back seat so I drove you all the way here anyway I didn't know you were there and so you came back and said why am I in this car and I look back and there you are oh that's so dumb where is this last guy he's right I freed the dog pet Boomer is the new Mission Pet how do you pet pet Boomer too much attention pet him he's going to go eat the human what a good dog what a good dog oh he's so cute I know he's adorable there's people that want to kill him uh he's hellbent on going over here what is he doing him a new Target oh he it's a companion he's a companion yeah well I don't think he's our companion yet not yet I have to I have to like I have to kick out Diana first before I see Diana I don't know what Diana's doing she's going to be depressed and leave bye Dino or indecisively I think she's just going to be an NPC and walk around in circles no There She Goes you were great companion while you lasted God speed no she's coming back oh hey and we're back Tiana you were the best you were potentially the greatest There She Goes she's on her path now she'll find her way by she'll find the correct path oh my Lord shop buy and customize ATV's cars and trucks I don't think we have enough money for that do I I'm kind of deciding between the buggy and the Mad Max car which one do you want one that has a gun on top or just do a regular one cuz that's too overpowered uh whatever one you want to do uh yeah just keep keep looking it should be there somewhere where did I die on my own terms where did the go way the dog's coming to get you get him oh yeah oh what a good boy one true friend you should have seen it when you were looking at the menu it was just like stalking you wasn't it sneaking why was it attacking me and not you though I was in the building vehicle delivery in progress here it is this is my new ride the two machine guns on it yeah how do I do I have to use it do it a certain way or do you shoot it from in here oh oh well that works you don't even need me anymore how do I aim it oh did you do that I did not or or did the helicopter say goodby to your new car my brand new car I just spent all of my money on we're driving so strangely why are we driving like this and why is there just an elk in the middle of the road oh no that's that's that is an elk that is an elk yeah what is this doing here why would this be here I don't [Applause] know says me and my buddies raided some supplies we hid the gear in the bridge supports you'll need a grappling hook to get to it like here look at this grapple uh I guess I'm grappling from here uh where oh are you dead yes why would that no why did you all right [ __ ] this how did you survive and how did I die only jumped from cuz I only jumped from like step up right here this one I jump from this one no [ __ ] way which one did you jump from I grappled all right what are we looking for another stash we're looking for a stash you can only access with a grappling hook I I got I gra come up here I found it how do you do this what's the what's the game plan do I jump and swing it's that guy versus the the gun shop versus the look out here it comes I think he's losing yep he's dead yeah he lost go forward oh I see [Music] um we can't can we smash into each other or something I'm scared of this now we're talking that's what just swing and jump swing and jump you just swing until you can grapple on to the next one ahuh and you're supposed to like land in that middle spot I guess up there ooh I see up there okay oh no did you fall I'm down yeah but did I I think I ran into you I got I got a chance here hold on why did I open my parachute all right I'm good I made it now what so now that we're both up here what what do you want to go from here we just we got to keep going just keep it moving o o uhoh what where am I are you dead oh you fell it's all up to you now uh so I just get I just have to get there and we made it we get the get the loot uh yeah but I I want the loot too okay fine should have taken my time what am I finding there it is okay this uh $37 [Applause] and okay I did it made it I think I got whatever you got we got de season available in the customization menu prepper treasure lots of random stuff here anything good uh there was a lot of money there was like $2,000 something like that eggs throwing knife pretty much just a bunch of random [ __ ] perk magazine ah you definitely going to want to get up here okay I'm coming back there's a perk magaz you get this three skill points up here times charm no I'm going to wing suit it's going to be amazing I'm going to wing suit off this hey there you are well that was fun for 5 seconds uh I had that but I was like too scared to detach uh do you want to go to the Statue of Liberty eventually here or uh for those of you wow fans that thing that's in booty Bay statue hello that was not me where are we go where do we want to go I'll mark something for us to do uh here I'm going to go to Angel's Peak what are you doing cult VIP kill you got him yeah I uh I kind of dangerous wait D we can both do planes all right drop me here hold on I'm good I'm good I got a parachute all right good I want that we're going to do two planes do that's more my my plane kind of sucks but yeah but that plane sucks too that was all right I mean like mine's been shot but yeah all right I'm coming up okay so now we're both planes you're right behind me let's go to the marker what's the marker I I don't see it on my screen let's just's fly to the funny Statue okay all right so I'm going to jump out of mine and I'm going to snipe you with the sniper rifle and then take your plane uh you're going to jump out of yours and then grapple hook on the mine okay let's try it ready for the gamer moment here it comes uh we are heading I did I just destroy the St at you uh it's missing a hand I got a report some crazy [ __ ] hit that statue of yeah you just did like a story moment actually way this is a story Mission actually to destroy the father statue and it has a Health Point pull it's a boss oh that's so [ __ ] cool I love it are you dead I can spawn on you I think all right here's a we're going to fly I'm going to go like I'm going to go to the the top right and we're going to just try and parad drop to the top of the statue and just shotgun in the head over and over again well like just land on top what's going on with my video game I don't know I'm having some lag up there too okay I don't know why you ready all right you ready wait 3 2 1 go I may have waited a little long uhoh I wanted to see I want to see am you're dead yeah I'm dead you missed too how do you control the wing suit whoa I just switched wait I can pull the parachute and wings suit yeah you could just just cause like switch back and forth it's cool it's all right I made it I got a perk point for that apparently oh my God nice job Boomer hey nice job boom good job Boomer that was fun I got him in the ass oh nice job wow excellent work do it again oh we got guys where you shoot the RPG uh no you should I'll take care of the guys but I didn't even know they were coming so I'm going to uh I'm going to die yep that's oddly satisfying I'm dead on the ground oh let me help you there thank you okay okay that apparently I did not shoot him with shotgun and I'm instantly dead again like literally literally shot the guy with a [ __ ] shotgun directly into his body wa this isn't a shotgun I thought is the weon you have shot that is a Winchester that you picked up from me why the hell are you using that why am i o sorry why am I in a plane are you going to land on top of it got it okay I'm up there okay you just you just barely didn't hit it and I fell off because I was having fun laughing at that God damn they want you to fly into his mouth all right you have to fly into his mouth okay you have to I will I'll do it wait don't don't don't do it yet don't do it yet hold on wait wait wait I need to get in a better spot don't do it yet I don't know if you can hear me don't do it yet abort the mission don't you actually just actually and you still fine the thing is still driveable unbelievable oh look you can go in here why I can't why I'm I'm stuck I can't go in here the game doesn't recognize that I can go in here like a glove what happens I can I just drop these in here I guess so yeah you okay that's I'm fine where you going to go next shoulder oh yeah you are yeah you are going for the shoulder okay stomach what's next oh no okay we're playing like hide and go shoot here all right I'm good up here take out the rest of them uh I got I got problems down here you got problems let me help you I'm actually going to help you just stay St clear all those guys well Boomer's helping too good he's just off doing his own thing that was a perfectly placed perfect dynamite stick all right I'm good how are you doing you okay down there I believe we're almost at 100% destruction all right we are godamn we can see your work all the way at the prison goodbye to that waste of concrete I think doesn't even fall leading to the top find the and I just need to burn the books oh okay I think I did it uh you did you did teleport me to the top of the tower yeah there there was like there was supposed to be a fight through the bottom to the top segment like Close Quarters combat no I'm throwing book grenades down there with all the people and here I am okay we did it congratulations uh that's going to be in the strategy guide tomorrow always why is this not I want to turn the wing suit on from right here all right I got it I have the wrong gun okay figured it out we need to again I thought that [ __ ] bird was attacking you what I just thought the bird was flying into the screen that's just a the decoration oh my God I'm telling you right now that bird was going after you and it was a [ __ ] eagle and we're go Google Google I need you on friendly you need Google [ __ ] ferocious Eagle that was going after you man I'm telling you why is friendly fire off oh my [ __ ] God how get how am I stuck here now it's off on me [Laughter] on oh I'm going to pass out I got to calm down all I don't know what happened why did you you just didn't make a Conjuring trailer that crazy old lady trained to hunt peggies what the [ __ ] was that oh my god dude you're not going to be able to come get me now why we lost the car the car was up there whose car is this that's the one that got exploded remember that I that I got like exploded out of easy with this thing easy oh what wait what there's something about this van man come help me please no I'm dead I'm I'm completely dead where are you taking that there's nowhere else to go where are you driving down a else to drive and you and you ruined it it's gone isn't it yeah but like there was I tried both sides of the Hill there was nowhere else to go what happens when we take it down the river and it goes all the way down I mean it's it's kind of already my little raft yeah let's use it as a raft and we'll take it all the way Downstream going to be really slow [ __ ] how did you get up there all right I'm in once we get it there we'll be fine oh now you're in the car yeah I'm just inside oh oh oh easy to the left a little bit here how can you Wheels not touch the ground at this point um we just coming to a stop no no no no still moving slowly it's almost there give it some time it definitely stopped no no I refuse stay there this is not going to end well yep that's what I thought was going to happen bingo bango it's done and guess what it's going down quick get in the ride oh here it comes get get the cameras out whoa oh my God God we're falling what are you serious we're still going oh somebody I know just died but it's all right there's the payoff well I got to get out of the picture oh Bo are you still in it yeah I was still in it I'm good wow I'm impressed well that was a cool ride everybody thought it was going to be like an overlong joke that we had no payoff there you go you got you get the payoff there it is good that was worth it can buy a SE [Music] plane I think I want to buy this just to have it forever I bought the plane oh okay just to have it forever so I could always spawn it yeah only like $2,000 for a plane you're going to be teleported to me a second are you sure I might not if I can get there fast enough try I'm going to get there quickly all right I'm coming to you you're going towards uh I'm going towards the marker the green General Store me too on the map I'm on my way there as well like a glove this is a good guy don't kill this gu don't do it I'm not going to do it okay so where you stupid fishing rod it's all the way the on the far right side mhm I'm going to buy the expensive one cuz it has more rate of fire and 800 bucks this is this is half as much as an airplane yeah you can just buy an airplane we're taking this is taking it very serious what about bait do we have to buy bait I don't know do you all right so now we've got whoa okay all right let's go find a little find a little water we don't need to find water I just go and get in the plane look right there no I want to do a cool Cool Fishing Journey okay go you can go land on the water with your new plane thank you very much nice paint job mhm are you in I am in all right let's land it right here oops close enough enemy reinforcements have been called whatever oh my plane's kind of all the way over there isn't it no I'm going to I'm going to just drive it over there so we don't have to swim just float it on over why am I in the back seat are you kidding me why would you get in the back seat all right what's hi I just destroyed you whole area here all right what do we need to do yeah this is where this is the fishing spot that you just parked yes and might be hard to get fish when you scared them all away but uh look at look at what we have here on the ground yeah fishing rods but not cool blue ones I mean that's true but there's still a free fishing rod here and also bad guys nice shot me well these guys [ __ ] off we're trying to fish hey cut it out dude relax who the guy in front of me who why who is looking at me I don't see anybody I don't see anybody who are you seeing are you seeing another ghost oh there's a guy he just fired he just shot a reinforcement flare just shot a flare in the air really yeah mhm uh what is exploding who okay I just wanted to fish I just wanted to catch a TR somebody drop a morar on us I do think that maybe we just got mortared yeah from where who has a mortar pointed over there give me a break well look we can fish right here I see Fish coming here we go don't you ruined it what are you doing there were fish right there why did I ruin it you think they got scared of my wing suit yeah they did they were I saw people coming after it no get back up here so how do you fish uh you I you're about to find out you you look I think you go for the fishing whoop what did you get one yeah this is no you didn't look look at what are you do you not see what I'm doing right now but but do you have one in your hands I'm currently catching one I'm so I need to oppose his movements but I don't know where he is and I don't know I can't see that far I need to I can't that was funny for a second or two but I need to be able to see there we go too much tension yeah watch out for the red tension you'll Pop It come on somebody get over here I can see one come on finally rainbow trout 21.75 lb beat it okay rainbow trout 12 lbs yep not not not 21 72 hey X get the [ __ ] out of here casting on my side get out of here fine get out of the way what do you mean get out of the way I've got a fish you just scared everybody you just scared everybody got another one was it 13.53 21 21's still the best when he splashed they all ran away you having some trouble over there yeah you splashed a bunch of splashes and the fish all ran away rainbow trout 38 lb no you're lying 38 lb liar 13 I know I can see right through you 1321 I can see right through you comes another one come on got him 30 40 I have 160 lb TR 160 lb yeah we're going to have to take like a like a wailing ship through here for that one what's this one 12.9 I feel like this spot sucks yeah a little baby fish who even okay I'm going to go to that plane over there I'm taking off oh this is going to be a big one I can feel it oh he's fighting me I can feel this is going to be huge how big is he that's the the lightest one I've caught so far that's another big one 24.6 the [ __ ] why what the heck it's all about this doesn't make any sense you're on you're like you're on the good spot we come over here to the dock you fishing down there you're in the bull trout zone I'm in the rainbow trout Zone I think that's the difference that's I got I got a I got a bull trout yeah so I'm catching rainbow trap which apparently are heavier and more difficult to to catch no I was I was catching rainbow trout before yeah but you moved further down stream oh no no no I don't want to be teleported to you I don't run away from me then I'm trying to find a good spot this good spot's where I am right here but I want to find I don't want to do your spot I want to be my own sp on the map though this is the last time I'm going to get one more of these not like I just invented the spot there's a merchant here too I wonder what he wants this one's actually fighting me pretty good too I wonder if it's going to be in not a like 12b fish I'm going to laugh if it's a shoe 26.9 all right let's see if it's a shoe dude this thing I got like a I got a prize fish here for sure will you get over here please look I'm coming I'm coming okay no I'm talking about this fish oh I got a [ __ ] whale this thing is huge oh I I am reeling trust me you still reeling the same fish I really am I swear to God I think I'm getting trolled here I really do I don't think there's anything on this line I think I'm dragging it through mud all right look okay I'm going to give you some Pro tips uh Arc Your Rod up like tilt it up like a away towards you what do you mean towards me he's currently swimming away from me well on my screen it looks like you're just holding it straight out like look up up really high I mean I that's what I'm doing are you right clicking too and you're reeling oh absolutely you hear like the I mean I see you doing if I don't hear anything but yeah get a little closer to him I'm going to me get a little closer walk like a couple steps closer what what can I get this [ __ ] fish please uh you got to be doing something weird I'm I'm not doing anything wrong you're going to start swimming in a second so be careful got it there you go look at that little guy what is he I it's 13 PBS I what why did that take so long that's I was in the same spot as I was last time the last fish I caught was right there get me the [ __ ] out of here all right you all I had to do was walk yeah well all I had to do was walk guy going let's follow this guy got company on the beach we got a cougar in the water [ __ ] that guy I wonder can I can I just fish like this I [Music] wonder this guy can't hit me having some trouble here okay I say that and he starts shooting the [ __ ] out of me what yeah that's like that's the zombie guy uh if they have the if they have the drugs then they don't die like the little grunts they're basically the elite version I was trying I was trying to do a takedown to them you can't do a taked down on those guys I think they're just too strong all right let's let's let's do like another thing let's do something else like instantly get shot by this helicopter that sounds like fun can we grab can we grab grapple hook him just threw that into the cockpit did I it look like I'm trying to I want to grapple hook this guy can we bait him anywhere closer ow was that help has arrived catch him what happened oh I'm doing the win I'm where am I what okay we're fine oh oh damn it so that was so close to being amazing all right let's go uh where do you want to go uh how about we go down you want just go off the river and just see what the hell is up here yeah not like a plan maybe can did it work hold on I'll take care of it ah don't feel so good oh there you go nice okay I'll take this one perfect good thing we good thing we separated there so we can get to this what was that oh I think I just helped this guy why does he have fire arrows oh he's let me on fire oh my God watch out for the dog that's currently attacking you I see him no D you do it what do you mean did you do it save me what do you mean you do it why are you dead I told you I was dead I told I all I heard was he set me on fire he didn't say like why you go why didn't you go after the dog I was I was kicking him in the face he was a wolf all right what what do we need to do here I don't this just a quests person all right we're safe is a fishing Quest is it really uh apparently something to do with a fishing rod God damn it scared Dyan by shooting things around his RV you going to come out now your sh War you when thees you that's embarrassing that's embarrassing did we do it she's kind of running away now did she just go down okay I thought she just went down like a elevator all right we're good you want to fish I mean we're here might as well do it need only I know is fishing hey got a r now we got to catch trout oh my God right hey you had I gave you an out no it if we had to if we had to just get one maybe I think this is the fish tutorial yes yeah this is like how to fish did you get one out of three I got I'm getting one good I'm reeling it in coming to your side it's all good I'm trying to do this as fast as possible I mean that's usually the idea but it did count one out of three for me okay we're done so bad what I do what did you what happened what did you do I accidentally right click I didn't even attack her I thought that was a huge it's like 1600's British rifles she pulled out I thought that was a very long bayonet I might be tired got a second do it again no what no good idea don't do it again no next watch this I'm going to punch this guy off all right let's do the bear Quest let's do the bear Quest it's very far away it's very far away it's very it's it's the bear Quest like it's cheeseburger the bear okay oh no all right we're here let's liberate locked find a secret no we don't have very stealthy weapons wait can she can you pick that I think you just attracted Everybody by punching the wall it's okay just get on the roof oh my God yeah by punching the wall you punched the wall and you attracted the whole entire Camp I'm going to die are you this have to hide here we got some more company over here I'll take care of it taking care of who that's a helicopter that's loud that's very loud we got it there we go all right actually have people said to use this earlier didn't they like this is this is a call back from way earlier in the Stream yeah call back what is this is a call back am I supposed to come in yeah you're supposed to come in oh all right y they said this is how you do it they were right yeah they were right and literally right when we did that my internet is dying oh really well convenient timing I guess timing perfect timing huh yeah could have been a lot worse that's good it's been five hours so that's good stream is pre-recorded uh yeah internet's dying here that's so funny how that's literally at the exact moment when the stream is over well why can't why can you put a scope that big on a revolver just lag yeah I can I'm looking over right now I can see it hurting I'm down into yellow right now was green the whole stream all right well there's there's Far Cry 5 that was that was pretty fun Far Cry 5 there was a lot going on I I thought you were a bad guy [ __ ] I'm hurting real bad I just bought a new gun well that's what you get for hurting Diana well I think Diana's Perma dead now I think I oh yeah she is you helped you definitely contributed to that I'll take care of it haven't seen you around these parts where are you taking her just into the middle of the road so a car can run over her head what no Jeremy Jesus no don't what are you Jeremy I [ __ ] missed him like this is the easy joke that we waited till the end of the stream to do this is the easiest hold on wait wait wait you got to we got to find somebody I need to take I need to zoom in with a picture I have to do that I need to see that are there people why are there people in this car oh somebody did somebody did run her head over okay interesting guy right here okay there a this a bad guy you get a good shot I mean not really but you got another opportunity hold on are you [ __ ] with me mister I'm sorry dog I didn't mean to kill your master how's it going Mister Hey [Laughter] sir okay all right on that note that's been Far Cry 5 it's been fun hold on hold on hold on wait what are you doing what you did not actually just do that did you first try you did not you did not just throw that into the [ __ ] straight in the air and hit him right in the head did I can't believe it unbelievable cut unfuckin believable to the editing Bay can you do it again would she what do you mean can I do it again what can lightning strike the same place twice I you mean you just did it once you g crazy or something oh it's worth it it's worth it it's it's worth it it is no it is she moving in erratic pattern but she's going up the ladder she's currently going up the ladder D the top of the ladder oh that was so close what was that got like a collection of pipes up there you can do this you could I have I got faith in you you are such a high quality gamer on the first try no you are such a high skilled gamer I'm certain you can do this I can't climb up there she won't move this is a ladder that doesn't work as a ladder oh no oh no I need to get I have to get on top to collect my pipes the only throw stupid AI pathing just goes up the ladder you wait till that she's going if that hits her directly in the face coming up the ladder you might lose me I might be gone forever she stopped together she was going to walk there and she turned around she's got to be going she's got to be going up the ladder like walking up the ladder oh come on how is that not oh it's so close why does it hurt so much there there that's all I got okay took a couple tries but I got the do you hear something right before getting hit in the head like that's the quality there here you go hey do you hear something the stage light just falls on her head yeah oh oh man oh my God that's so [ __ ] funny

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