Far Cry 6 The Movie The Game The Movie

hey sorry i forgot that i i haven't addressed the leak since i streamed last night it happened like in the middle yeah the the leak the leak what being like a top 30 000 streamer just making a casual average minimum wage on twitch what's there to reveal all right we're playing far cry 6 today i have to run ads no i'm not gonna run ads like what don't you understand now do you guys get it while like oh maybe he should start running ads oh give us ads germa what are you serious why would i why would i do that how come there's a there's a bunch of people in your chat saying who right now did you uh did you tell them to wear their name tags to the stream today i well i will you have your name tag on sometimes i feel like i have to wear a name tag i feel like they don't know who i am and by the way people have quit work here's about the title i've never sat through an entire far cry game i walk out of the movie in the first act and i keep seeing the sequels don't i don't know why we keep doing this we go to the far cry movie we don't we get up and leave the movie and you like effectively showed up late and i don't mean that as a stream joke i mean like you you got into the seat you crawled over the lights already off you skipped all the cutscenes to get here i gotta like explain the plot yeah i i actually truly have no fucking idea what's going on because he did the tutorial last night and i was unaware that well he he told me but i just didn't do it because you know i'm busy um so he did the tutorial last night it's about an hour and he's like hey dude did you do the tutorial yet i'm like no it's like can i get through it in like an hour and he's like yeah there's a bunch of cut scenes though so i'm not kidding i wish i had it recorded i sprinted through every single thing i mashed spacebar to skip every single cutscene i don't even know how to crouch i have no idea i just i held shift the whole time but anyways and the first segment is like a stealth section too yeah i just print i voted right through it somebody said i thought you were done playing ubisoft games ah this isn't an ubisoft game this is far cry it's the same game every time we already played far cry 4 and 5 so you can rest assured this is no different yeah but why do we keep going to the movie this is like you hey okay so again let's see if far cry was a movie and you and i went to the movie together and after like 30 minutes of that movie we were like i'm fucking leaving this movie sucks right and we leave the movie why do we keep going to the sequels oh hey dude hey far cry 5 just came out oh we like didn't really care that much and we just kind of goofed around for like three hours in the first why do we keep going to the monstrous sequels and leaving boss baby you don't you don't watch the whole movie boss baby you watch like 30 seconds and then you skip it's like 10 minutes and then you watch like 30 more seconds this is what we're doing with all the these movies trying to see what happens oh yeah you go you talk about the uh the skip through the movie thing yeah i love doing that where do we go i i don't i've no idea what's going on dude i have absolutely no idea what's happening i don't know who that person is the very first like thing anybody hears in the game is go hit that slave camp heart that you know that's exactly what we're gonna do let's go i don't even know i don't even know where we are wait we haven't we have an alligator remember that we do yes we have two alligators and you can you can press e on the alligator isn't that so cute you feed alligator i already did this hey drop like you drop like a ham sandwich in his mouth come here i want to do that to mine too holy what the fuck happened hey okay i was trying to cook the steak i was just trying to cook the steak he caught him what the hell are you doing there's no way you get that kind of image from this moment let's make some chaos are you fucking kidding me when i like zoom in to take a picture of a bee at one foot away it's still kind of blurry are you kidding me all right well whatever he went down already man it's a video game jeremy no it's not it's real life listen just give iphone another like seven iterations they'll have a mouth in the next two years and they'll have camera quality like that they're purposely holding back camera quality so they have another iphone to release next year so okay i can destroy the yellow poison tank with explo what the fuck is the alligator doing how do you be stealthy with an alligator see what i'm talking about like what oh is this a stealth game yeah i've been listening to this when your compound's getting like raided by two special agents like how do i get through the door what's happening who's this guy i got the enemy oops oh shit all right we did it make sure you get your uh your where is this music coming from i think it's just thematic it's just there to like get you all jazzed up dude i don't know we're apparently sticking it to the government by destroying the drugs which seems counter-intuitive i don't want to say at all did you do your super move don't fuck around don't do that what are you throwing at them this is just the beginning what is those what are you how do you do that you're doing how do i do that stop oh yeah you're telling me to stop you're like you're like interrupting the npc cutscene how do i do it okay i don't want oh yeah okay it's um look middle was mouse yeah i thought you said it was middle mouse it it is you have to hit q and then mouse over the uh the holster and then mouse wheels do you see something that i don't somebody's screaming dude you would not hear the screams oh my god i don't know who it is is it him did you kill him i'm trying to cut the screams off he did it's that now he's screaming in my game though all right if we bring him back we'll the screaming stop okay huh holy shit dude that was insane it was like somebody was screaming in my ear i swear to god we should find a car i mean this car is back in the in the drug lab can you do that what hold me apparently not oh yeah there you go nice sorry my horse wasn't professionally trained dude why would you swerve to my right also oh no is he all right oh shit he was spread him over is he okay he's fine he's all right he's all right he's still moving around get out of here what the fuck no i didn't want that to happen hey i'm trying to assess the situation here get why does this look like the ghostbusters car that's fine i know what the fuck are you hooked on to that car yes where are we going oh no here comes the ghostbuster oh am i kind of scared of what's coming down the road here we're all just waiting to see what you do me yeah what you're in the little car right i mean i'm attached to the little car i'm not gonna ram into you at full speed because that's too easy no it was that would be a minus two no that would be a plus two that'd be a minus two see i am a person of refined taste and i was just waiting on a better option to arrive but that that's a better option watch out for the alligator i'm the one that died not the people other people there me subverted expectations bitch that guy's running to get in the tank by the way he definitely is look at him he's like oh my god they're here okay he's getting inside the tank he's inside somebody else's somebody else in this tank i'm dead what the fuck are you dead somebody's just saying the tank of my face oh he was in it yeah i thought he was going to fire him i thought that's the tank you were talking about you were like hiding behind that tank it was like dude look somebody's running into the tank right now they're getting in oh my god they saw me and they're running in the tank and i thought you were like setting up for a joke i mean when he turned really slowly to look at me i kind of wanted him to shoot me point blank range i'll be honest i'll be honest with my voice just do right there that was weird all right let's just let's get in here get your parachute off bro that's why they can see us you're the birthday boy right now just to make sure everybody knows who the birthday boy is oh my god help what do you mean help all right let's actually fly i'm trying you're i'm on fire the dude when they get in the tank they just god the parachute just fucking the parachute just fucked the whole thing up okay it was a major distraction i killed like eight people every time that their guys backed off into a ravine you you killed that guy that was you that did that tank baseball everything is so loud what did i kill no you're killing them i why am i kidding dude you're you're doing dishonorable kills while we're in the same party i'm getting negative points because of that listen we're here to liberate the island okay we use some unconventional means we're trying to free the people i'm trying to do the thing that i used to do in tf2 or i would just load into like bad water and come out of the spawn and just aim the huntsman and just shoot it into the air and hope to god that i hit somebody in the head i think every single person trying to cod like throwing nice beginning of match yeah and the thing is it sucks because in like 10 plus years that i played tf2 the hundreds of hours i probably played huntsman sniper it never happened it was that's just disappointing you think that maybe once in like five thousand ten thousand chances it would work i'll do what i can i mean that's that's why it took so long to record the videos you were just sitting there doing that the entire match stay in the tanks for the whole game that's kind of no that's kind of boring i want to fly around like a helicopter or something i'm ready for my new toy excuse me developers you know we have like a hoverboat look at how spoiled we really are the tank was fun to drive around a tank and shoot stuff but i want something else done with this thing i'm done with it yeah i wanna i want i want a helicopter that can go on the water uh that shoots missiles out the front and i to be able to fast travel with it and i want to fly and i wanted to go underground too how come there's no subterranean shit in far cry i'm bored i'm bored i said what are you gonna be for halloween uh the dark knight joker that's what i am every single fucking year i go i do i go to halloween every year as the as the dark knight joker and i like go up to people and i go you know how i got these scars like i just won't drop it i'm just going to be like a squid all right that's cool hey wait we have uh we have something going on over here put your gun away that's true that's true is this guy see me i can't move why was he about to it looked like he was about to be like a ranger oh yeah i'd be eating you for dinner tomorrow he's about to do like the nemesis system thing he just like everything froze and it just looked at him oh look at all these small better be cramped i had to throw that guy in his right ear so hard this whole thing okay we got one oh my god okay put out fire what's five you imagine you get burnt and you're like oh should i know duct tape that'll do it have you ever seen duct tape burn before i why would you put this here okay what in god's fucking green earth is this here for this gate you have a machine gun mounted up here you're trying to block the view what would you put this here for okay where are you i'm on the other side this could be good it could be good what do you think i've got i've got a i've got a swing spot all right i'm looking at you it sounds like the ubisoft people playing with the ad you know what whatever i'm going to be wicked low fucking energy for the rest of the stream you ready okay all right dude you ready let's go i don't know you sure yeah you really okay what's um i got this cool thing here so where we're gonna go oh yeah i actually am i'm gonna take a shit for like 30 minutes and then i'm gonna go make some dinner then i'm going to take my dog out then i'm going to run some errands and then i'll then i'll play co-op with you again i promise how much do you hold on i need you to while you're doing that i need you to explain to me very slowly so i can keep up and understand you you're paying a monthly subscription to ubisoft to play like three games that come up no no no no you most understand i'm pleased i paid for 15 so i could play this for one stream and then i'm just going to unsubscribe before the next month charges me okay but it but is that what the service is it's to like play ubisoft games like as a subscription yeah yeah that's i think that seemed that's it that's impossible i don't believe you that's what i mean they gave me this super look at my look at my hand i have a robot hand hold on hold on look at look look at this what is it doing there no no behind you what it has a qr code around its collar really it's like a sad robot so it's 15 a month and you get to play any ubisoft game you want i guess yeah why are you saying it like we're doing a sponsored segment because i'm trying to understand because you can get every ubisoft game that probably ever came out on like sales this really is like i use my cheat code i'm the guy standing behind the person cooking the food in the infomercial going now hold on a second kathy you hold on you're telling me that this can cook rice and couldn't cook chicken at the same time explain that to me i don't understand look at my god what the okay this game sucks this is stupid i hate this but but didn't we i bought this oh my god what happened okay there are two objects in the vast ocean that could possibly be hit yes and you have hit both of them yeah the statistic statistically if you use the whole service area it's like a 0.0001 chance to hit those boats listen okay uh well i just want to be clear we're trying to usurp the government while also taking part in beautiful capitalism i don't listen look at these look at these beautiful shoes in my watch solid gold listen only the capital is going to come up with this laser gun with magnetic reload i just put the magazine closed also this guy doesn't get mad hey why don't you use your like cool new gun on this guy what the fuck was that let's go that's so like did you is it 15 to get loud i'm like i just pet this lady what why not what it's going i thought i was why do i have the option what is happening why why okay i was so confused your gun is too loud i don't care how much it costs get out of here get this lady out of here get we gotta get this lady's a fucking menace we gotta get rid of her what the hell you don't i don't like they're too loud you paid more money to be louder than me nobody's louder than me i'm one of the loudest most annoying streamers on twitch don't you get it you're not gonna be able to be very louder than me hold on hold on hold on hold on it's a plane that badly yeah oh on to the next toy that's all we care about oh wow a to try doing the toy oh fuck we're gonna get fired no i didn't mean to do that i'm sorry you're in trouble oh it's stuck yeah people don't talk when they play co-op games usually i don't want people to hear me unrecorded i've listened like back when i was like used to make youtube videos right you did you'd record a bunch of stuff for like hours and hours at a time and i don't know why i do this shit but i just go like this when i know when no one's in the room and i'm just alone and like i'm not even aware of it i just go like this like i just like sniff every like two to three minutes i'll just do like i don't i don't i don't get it i don't know why it just happens i will listen to whole parts of recordings that were like 20 minutes of silence and be getting like gameplay and you just hear like now you i feel like now i'm sniffing right okay they just met yeah now you see like you just like it's you are now on manual sniffing yourself i don't i don't know what it is it's like maybe it's like breathing in to like get up to stable my breath to shoot it something i don't know it's like weird sniffing is kind of like an echo location for humans like hey i'm in this room if i was in your chat right now i would be doing triple question marks in the chat so if you're like walking down the hall and you think someone may not know that you're coming it's like you know like hey i'm i'm on my way like whatever you're doing in here it better not be weird better not be weird or embarrassing because here i come that's so funny because like i that's like i have no idea what you're talking about what we are doing right now in the beginning we talked about like the movie we keep watching the far cry movie and leaving in the first act and why do we keep watching the movies it's gotten even worse we are not only leaving in the first act of every far cry movie we are looking up the wikipedia page of the movie and just reading the spoilers we don't even care this is how like ign always has a walkthrough guide every single time a game launches it's probably just like one guy who skips every single cutscene and rushes through the missions to be the first person to have like the uh the google search engine optimization like walkthrough page you and i are just sitting in the movie theater right now we both have our phones up 10 minutes of the movie has gone by we're both on the wikipedia page for that movie and we're like nudging each other oh hey man hey and like in like an hour or two uh i guess i guess like this main character like dies oh yeah that's crazy then there's the reverse the person who doesn't care about any gameplay and just watches the like cut scene youtube compilation just to skip through the lore oh you can do that afterwards we're broadcasting us sitting in the theater reading the wikipedia page really loudly and we leave after an hour of the movie oh he's got a hazmat suit on shit what happened what happened what happened huh so i i guess the guy in front of the car i was trying to just drive forward i ran over him and he exploded and like caught the engine block on fire oh okay and exploded oh this is good you're gonna like this one i'm not hitting it am i you got a new something good something new uh i threw him baseball and guys it starts firing him he's gone that's it oh shit he's back no guapo you're a diablo 2 character all right whatever did that um go differently in your head yeah are you drowning but your head just went up above the water that's not fair hold on you get air i'm gonna live that's not fair that's unfair why am i i'm sinking further than i think i should be this is this deep oh how deep is this this is deep fucking water what's going on let that be a lesson kids okay don't try and cross real rivers just because it looks shallow this river is like 700 feet deep until they died on the oregon trail what the fuck in the crusades where are you i am 5 000 feet underneath this water okay that actually you're right let that be a lesson you are uh you just gotta watch dogs i think that's what happened these these guys are in like different what happened it's like what happened what happened i swear to god every time a lady comes over with an atv the screen explodes who is he what are you eating drop it drop that drop it ah don't do that drop it thank you no no no no no more atv people no more people on atvs they cause car they cause problems yeah we get keep going we got to keep we're going to follow this this is this is like a we got to have the camera out for this this awful lot what is this lady's problem dude yarn traffic am i right hey i think it was another one atv is for people going faster the speed limit okay eventually is that blood or mud i don't know what what are you looking at the horse oh god i don't know where to point my camera she's still going oh no there she is did a plane just crash this is i'm feeling like i'm holding down the cinematic button in gta but you keep crashing into shit no look at the loser i just got shot in the why is it head me off the road oh my god we are the worst at trailing somebody this is dash cam footage imagine bringing this to like court the amount of insane shit going on judge just put his hands up and be like i don't even i don't know what the fuck is happening in your dash camp it was 56 car accidents in 15 seconds who's at fault did you have the right of way i have no idea you're all just going to jail i guess i have absolutely no fucking idea what to do with this no no he doesn't know oh that hit us that was a direct hit i don't think that was him was it him why is he still driving down the road i gotta get this on camera oh i'm just thinking of like the judge looking at this video oh by the way i i'm not even sure those cats are illegals or owned whose cat is that and the alligator and his so you got something all right so we have we have this quest but where does he want us to go is that the meat one uh this is a main quest the meat one is we have to find crocodiles also are we gonna are we gonna do the meme what's the meme this is the meme what do you do well if uh if the menu didn't come up this would have done it so it was going to happen regardless okay there we go wait oh wisely what the fuck is this why is there a character select screen for this you know italics has the secret dlc cox i there actually aren't any dlc cops what the fuck wait are we actually going to do this it's like street fighter i can't this is no like attack yeah there nothing this is this is like this every new fighting game back up back up i'm just going to practice some combos over here in the corner this is kind of fucked up anything like before before or after we um murdered all the civilians there is meter yeah this meter left control did you do super what the fuck they spent like way too much time on this i'm like i'm like getting sweaty right now and then flap right over your head what dude we're like holding it like oh good a good job like petting the the chicken all right well that that you can unlock uh 25 different chickens and you can um you can fight with them you can yeah now let's go back to playing the other game that i think is significantly more tasteful where my attack dog can rip the throat out of the people that i have trained and go back to running over civilians with uh tractors and shooting people mindlessly in the head i think that's a little bit more tasteful guys okay odds of you turning abruptly and ramming this directly into the mountain zero okay we have to i have to move the fucking stupid airspace all right the moment that everyone's been waiting for is finally among us why why i can't say to words that are very common together without it being a video game i don't think it contextually even made sense i am so ready for this work never ends there never worked so hard for it my god this should be enough to make us amigos right right we did it he's so hungry he's no you have to eat the rest of the food he doesn't we bought you the good stuff you have to eat the rest of it chorizo has something to show you where is it what is it i should follow him to find out really what are you doing you want me to okay oh let's go oh shit diamonds nice another present i tell you you're too good to me the dog has been stealing shit through the whole community and like burying it in corners all over the place even more well that wasn't really hidden it was on the counter key he's got a name tag really yeah so you can equip his name tag that way you remember him anywhere you go just put like a cute docs in your game and everyone won't care about disconnecting with their friend like two times in a row are you how you doing you're you're doing good you're right i'm good i just i just got our our little friend who actually exists oh my goodness i can't believe it i can't believe you can actually you but but what if he gets like attacked he's gonna get like a you're gonna throw a grenade and it's gonna be bad just go to sleep in the puddle he's sleeping inside of the mud puddle we have to protect this dog at all costs i'm gonna try to i'm gonna try to make a cool landing in front of you okay okay just stay still yep we get this on camera right like pull out your camera all right here i come that's it it doesn't look like you're going towards me i am i never revived me that was fun i was gonna try to land on your camera lens but that would have been really really probably impossible to do i i didn't even have the camera out and what happened there he just walked right into my trap i set that up like i was waiting for you to like land there so i could blow you up when you when you landed but since you didn't land there i had to leave the trap out so that then you just ran right over it i couldn't pass up the opportunity i had to salvage it it's okay i made sure chorizo was oh my god the explosion i got blood oh no that's disgusting i've got blood all over my hands that's gross you can't turn the stream off until you get on an airplane and try to just fly to the bad guy's hq to kill him okay we'll try that all right we're almost at water we're almost there oh we to make it to the water and oh jesus uh oh uh hey come come look at me all right all right here's your up this is your opportunity go go to the rank 8 area and die you're gonna drown no my head's above water right now is it yeah i could i could be here as long as actually there may not be a way out except drowning i'm swimming back up are you dying i gotta vote i'm oh now i'm gonna drown all right it's fine you uh we're gonna repair this shit i'm just under the world grasping for air like a horror movie like i can see reality the fourth dimensional through the bookcases i can see you in the boat having fun and i'm like struggling to get to you what do you think the odds are that they um have something that's even better than tanks and choppers probably pretty high right you're about to drive a into an island and b into the bad guys it's an island i got funny room i got plenty of room i'm fine uh just confirm with me that i'm going the right way i mean the look the ai beached their vote i'm just saying anything's possible okay what what what what are you talking about no get out and push what just push it we'll be fine can you move yeah okay because you're the fucking asshole kill him kill him kill him kill him kill this guy okay i beeped at him and he fucking whatever one of them is a is like a huge hotel okay so you watch like the first big few push it's it's the only piece of land here of course it is there are sharks everywhere so just view this shark oh my god go push it push it there's a lot push it push it push it push it this is bad oh they're closing in are we smoking hold on i have to repair this uh boat got it dealt with i can't get back on the gunner's seat oh come back come back come back the sharks are going to eat me the sharks are going to eat me go back come back you good okay i'm good i just road killed a shark and we got the meat for it he's definitely in that big tower over there uh boat explosion did you have the bowie watch out for the movie that wasn't mine what am i abandon ship oh fuck no we're okay hold on how do you uh those are those are mines yeah but like we were stationary i didn't expect it to explode twice are you in if you fly i'll just be teleported to the backseat what why why are things exploding on the side you ran over oh i got 15 trees oh what i got you with that no i didn't i did not hit you with that did i no way what is that as a stork i feed the stork i thought the stork made that noise it's like the period just ended in like a hockey game yeah we if we are literally dead on site now this is actually this gameplay right here is is kind of what death loop is sort of oh oh you all right nobody's here are we good can we yeah yeah we're good does it hurt ow there's a crafting table here i think those are good guys on the right are they oh new fast travel location oh dude oh dude there's no way the dude is here oh he's here oh he listened my voice to hear that democracy can only function what you're seeing is democracy absolute oh that's a good headlock there sir you know your judo well get your hand off of my penis why why be careful be careful be careful why oh it's the grapple from below okay it's fine there's nobody down here all right but there's like a perfectly cut scream clip possibly oh shit we're getting close man uh we are getting close what's gonna happen when we get there i don't know i'm gonna run it with a flamethrower and hold it down as long as look just me and you are the last people there's two other people that are left in pubg it's you and me just play like your life depends on it okay they're they're across the street someone someone's over there that can see us okay let me can i can i snipe him very important are we playing pubg pc or mobile oh my not hitting this guy i'm going to stealth kill the mortar guy that weighs a super wall is it super wealth completely what if we go you might be able to parachute over it you think so like getting on top of this this is a bad place for yeah we definitely need to get over there from here on the roof gotta move we gotta move we gotta move gotta move fuck the parachute didn't go off don't jump don't jump don't jump wait what did we both die it wasn't high enough to deploy the parachute oh come on i need the other gun but i can't i don't have time to switch to it oh that was you shit that was me i can't even no not the dog no not the dog bird motherfucker how dare you no chorizo oh sorry chorizo it's okay i'm here okay take a look at this interesting huh oh god don't do what i did don't do what i did don't do what i did nice and slow there's a tank out here okay hang on if we stay crouched completely hidden there's a chance we might if they're not in the tank already we might be able to get the tank oh bro okay that sounds like a great idea i will shoot the alarm oh no i don't know what to do i don't know what to do i don't know what to do i'm freezing in panic i'm gonna go this way i'm gonna go i don't know what to do where do i go i'm gonna go this way i think i'm running over here oh my god just run just run just run just run run run run run back in the sewer hey can you get back into this i don't know no i freaked i don't know where to go i don't know if it's gonna run into a bunch of enemies all right last try one more try let's go for it okay let's try let's try it let's go different route you can but this i think the sewer is south of the tower area oh so oh dude we've been in the wrong place the whole time we need to we need to be like here we've been running around in the sewers up here we need to be down here uh are there any people i think these are civilians yeah can we just holster no we're not supposed to be here we're gonna kill on site your front door this is like it's like in the movie when the bad guy tricks the good guy into thinking it was easy to get to this point you know and then like the lights come on and they were expecting them to break in the entire time okay okay we're in all right we're in that guy was extremely surprised all right no panicking no panicking we're gonna get through this we're gonna go up all the way up the stairs uh hopefully there's there's any way to go can we not go anyway because i'm looking at the enemy dog that's trying to get us in they're just like pathing around i would assume there's a i see a grapple point but it's like kind of outside we can't go up it's like i hear somebody oh definitely not uh available from here oh my god all right we're fine come out here they've protected him i don't think we can get in there an impenetrable locked door damn it we can't get up there they're running into the building um i don't i don't think there's a i don't think i think i think we screwed i think we're probably screwed too hang out wait for him to leave and go to a restaurant or something i'm dead come on and face us all right well that was fun i don't think we're getting in here at least we made it in here we did make it here though i mean it was it was a good idea what the i'm getting hit markers someone's someone has health up there that was me dying oops all right that's it

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Length: 45min 26sec (2726 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 19 2021