THINGS GOT TOO CRAZY!! I HAD TO LOG OFF!! [GTA 5]

how you doing man listen i don't want no heat i'm lying too much what's good man how you doing all right what's going on oh yo my miss was quick witty what up it's dashie and welcome back yes back to what gta viva shiva my voice i was in that mood did i move i just watch this try something dash calm down you all right my neck almost all right stop what the quarry the game oh yeah i told y'all that's coming i wasn't lying it's coming hopefully the next video was that but for now can i just that's what i think dash what is wrong with you y'all doing good what eminem's oh for real then what kind is it just the the almonds no not almonds the pretzel what or the um or or the peanuts that's the one that's the word i was looking for okay let's find somebody let's find do i have a car here that's it i do i do but can can we find somebody just some anybody okay nobody's around here isn't there a bench something no okay no one's okay he's a little far away what do i have okay get in the car get in the car guys we gotta just just just a little bit of chaos just a little just a little bit of chaos no no okay that's how we starting it that's how we starting it off all right did i see it did i see i almost i almost passed this i almost really just passed this i i didn't really almost just pass this hold on guys give me a second give me justin give me just a second i got him he's still left he's still alive i thought the thing turned turned like the the screen went like that no he's got it down oh he's got that my first oh he turned the left okay he made him left right here okay oh no he's dying hey hi guys i'm safe i'm that you okay yeah i'm okay how is he alive how are you alive sir hi hey okay hold up make me crash oh god did the bus blow up it did i missed it but it but let me make sure he did he's there all right let's go where the cops say all right guys i'm totally okay just blend in with them they don't even know see we good look we already evaded them we're good all right let me see what this ramp do uh don't mess up my groove my boy start you piece of crap that was underwhelming all right what's good y'all what y'all doing fishing let me help you all out all right y'all should be able to why i'm trying to help y'all was just trying to help y'all fish i used to do grenade flips all the time but how do you just drop how do you drop the grenade okay here we go grenade flip grenade flip wait wait now whoa where's the plane man oh there you go right there do i have a grenade launcher i could do no all right can i get it i'm okay no you're not stop yes i am oh i'll be i'll be happy okay what did i get what i got is that plane still up here okay that's fine all right is cops really coming through because because i invite them to now please no no yeah y'all come through oh oh man i thought i saw on the topic no it's not it see this guy but i did it's right here okay well that's not what i saw i just thought i saw something but i didn't see something that i saw okay come on we're gonna take him all the way out we're gonna just take homie i fee i almost feel bad i almost feel bad because that was all the cop got it too get quickly get out of here oh my god double exploded all right that was too easy that was almost too easy but i like it y'all ain't getting me today now today oh that wasn't fast enough okay [Applause] come on for real for real for real cops for real god hold up where the helicopter at where is that helicopter at shooting at me where's the helicopter i hear for real my voice yes yes can i go in here no they close okay okay come on god come on come on that's what i get right there dash you okay fine i'm good caffeine no energy drinks no why would i do that this is not no this is water chill right there i gotta move to vice just relax just relax did he say you gotta move to vice city what is my man he about to take me with him okay i just wanna i just want to throw a grenade and let it chill on a house expect to fix them that don't know let me see if it's good you know then they dragged me again oh my god okay oh my goodness all right that's a lot a lot of suvs right here what's going on they had a sale they had an suv sale but i was getting free what happened oh my no you are not go oh i got zero on that okay all right oh can you imagine can you imagine how you doing officer nah that wasn't me that wasn't me officer that wasn't me that wasn't me hold on hold on i should have chosen stop moving around i'm not my horrible shot okay you know what i'm just going to take this that attacker taco long gone he is long gone now okay maybe i could pretend like i'm about to stop on i don't know which way he went oh my goodness okay well i'm about to be taken down my boys this is it i think this is it or [Music] y'all finished with that bag of m m's which i'll switch to now what gummies what kind of gummies the milk spongebob gummies for real that's random all right now hold up is that patricia is that patricia why do i have to hey oh that is patricia how are you doing patricia all right i don't care stay right there stay right there patricia patricia come here patricia you don't care patricia patricia you don't care hey patrice put it right there so he's in front of her she'll rock she'll walk into it where did she go patricia where you where you going patricia patrick running kind of quick okay which are you gonna go patrice which are you doing okay okay i'm just gonna get ahead of you and i'm just gonna drop something hopefully you're gonna run into it did she stop running and you know what i'm gonna leave patricia alone she suffered enough patricia you have you gonna have a great day patricia now what happens if i just drop the grenade [Music] in his car let me see something can i can i jump okay let me just do this but why did it blow up over here too i didn't drop two grenades did i i don't did i no i don't think i did okay they come i like you and do nothing oh what's good how you doing all right oh you know smoking bad for you you're still going you're still gonna just keep smoking like that come on now like you know say like whatever you gotta pack just finish the pack you gonna shoot her through oh my god y'all saw that i tore cigarettes was gonna kill her not y'all damn all right they did that lady dirty she was about to quit too that was her last pack oh man well well well oh this can't be uh you know the cops is after me so that is a hindrance did i use that right hindrance i've never used that before so you know it's gonna be a hit or miss but let's try this really quick got him let's keep it moving okay chill out chill out chill out [Applause] oh it located me okay you know what i'm gonna take this whip right here oh my god they was gonna shoot them anyway look they went straight for the driver like that oh my goodness all right let's get the move in the train is that a train yes it is attack i'm gonna leave you alone already got a couple of you we're going after this train now let's go you got to get in front of me check out the maneuver we'll be out here we are going to snipe him out okay okay we need more distance we need more distance than this y'all know i'm a terrible shot so i need to really line it up i'm oh nervous only got one shot at this any minute now did the train like take another turn or where's the train at [Music] i mean i feel like right now it should have definitely i hear i hear trade sounds is that just like bombing um what okay that's fine this is gonna be the one that gets it there okay [ __ ] it what happened to the train that was coming that's all right that's fine it's all right okay that way gotta make sure i get enough right here right here get out get out get out get out the car get out of the car all right stephanie guys okay i lined the car right on the tracks let me see what happens so you just explode does it move your car let's find out okay okay okay okay just pushes the car it's a sweet car right here let me handle this yo if this is yours you be i you got insurance that's his car right there you know what [ __ ] it are you ready to fight y'all ready oh really okay okay wait is that a baby no that's daryl okay oh ouch i was just about to get my gun my man's uppercutting me to heaven y'all know i had to do it to him my boys y'all already knew i had to do it to him where's the pool at is that one right there is that what is that is that a hotel what is that oh that's a tough tool i don't know if i could do that one let's do a residential is that one even got water uh guys god okay okay i saved a little time but uh we ain't got a pool um guys guys guys okay oh my god it's tradition y'all don't even act surprised there was a hotel i used to oh oh that's the one right there okay that's the one let's go back a little oh there's another pool right here right it's a big pool too nah but i like a little bit more of a challenge wait hold on where's the pool again okay it's right here it's right here dash dash chill that's the one that's the one yes stop playing with them i told y'all i had this should we go online and see what's popping over there let's go okay okay i'm i'm like in the middle of nowhere why am i here what weapons do i have all right okay i gotta lose something all right excuse me wait stop thank you stop wait wait polite police business police police business what the hell was that see i told you i was a cop only okay that's a homing launcher too wow alert you have oh my goodness i'm broke okay oh these expensiveness all right it's a ray gun what is that okay yo appreciate you bro don't remember last time i tried to pull out a gun on me he killed me oh there we go okay that's what i'm yo you good bro hey you got some tahini back there like some tahini you could maybe cut up some watermelons or something like that you know sprinkle a little tahini on that and um you know hook your boy up grab a grenade please please don't [ __ ] i didn't even do nothing yet yet i thought i had to activate that i thought you pushed the joint down and then you push the button oh oh that's dangerous around here all right my boy so i just randomly joined this vehicle vendetta 2 um it says get in your vehicle and enter the arena you'll use power ups weapons and reflexes to take out the other team okay okay okay which one am i this is my team oh wait orange team i like orange so so what hey o r e and all right winning toast the bird rock salute jerk blow a kiss on their ass like base souls on y'all um air thrusting i'm gonna blow a kiss on me because i know i know they're gonna be extra mad when that happens imagine you losing somebody blowing kids i'm ready to fight you why are you gonna blow against hell oh look well let me see about your breath what i'm ready i don't even know what we're doing but i'm ready i just know go for the purple team oh okay wait but i'm in a purple car i thought i was orange team what is that what is this oh i'm scared guys what oh my god you got weapons i'm getting shot at your vehicle's got weapons like that hold up what happens if you just go like this am i out what did i just die guys okay oh my god i'm dead okay just shoot him there you go there you go respawn okay we got it now we're good now what did he get we got weapons at least all right let me get somebody who's like energy already like super what [Music] okay we're not going for them oh my god wait grab these things that's to repair i got a shield [Music] [Applause] and then you just talk to your deaf right there i'm the only one what's going on oh my god get him get that guy look his energy already low that's your guy dad he brought he fell [Music] guys oh my god i got this yo let me get that thank you how do i shoot that maybe it's uh the other trigger i figured out how to shoot it but i was dying what is that guys i thought i was about to land that yes rocket let me get the wow i came out the car are we dead that's it why you got to put it real big like yeah looking big do i hear a train hold up hold up you know this is so easy i almost feel bad i almost feel bad before doing this oh my god come on man i you know i i almost feel bad for this first all right that's fine i'm gonna let y'all go but the next one you're not getting away from me hold up hide the gun okay no forget it right all right nobody want to take me seriously that's that's fine all right next one definitely getting this car definitely getting the next spot here we go here we go ma'am i'm sorry i know it's raining out here i do want to apologize for that but i gotta do what i gotta do all right well we made it back to town hold up player hold up i put the gun away don't scare him don't scare him just walk up nonchalantly how are you doing i didn't mean to yell at him but i didn't mean to yell at him okay look at this girl hello there we go there you go dash um why did that car just did y'all saw that right that car just appeared out of nowhere [Music] okay let me go bring some of this heat to uh these online players over here okay they're in their own troubles they're going through their own things over here let me let me be nosy [Music] see these sets of cops are after somebody else so they not after me hey what's going on player okay look at that simon l jackson he's shooting at me now because he they communicating hey that guy he something separate but he had trouble okay jump over this stop this is a good little hiding spot right here stop look at this until the heat goes away we're chilling okay we're good we're good we can just notch a lot me walk around everybody else in trouble not me now i'm black let me get this let me baby girl look i'm so oh my god oh my god somebody else killed her yo all i did was take out the car that's all i did comes after me now let's see what this player over here is doing there's a random helicopter just shaking this what we about to take this i can wait i can't get on this that's somebody helicopter okay get get back in your car oh oh that's the car let me apologize to him let me did i kill him i probably killed them did he have anything on him a ghost he's gonna come back and kill me though is this his car i know they could lock it but shoot oh it's locked okay that's a nice wheel though that's all right i like my car too for another player right here i got the same dude it's the same dude my boy my boy [Applause] what's he gonna do my boy he ain't got a weapon my boy oh my god i know he dead now i know i killed this man twice there's a lot of blood in my wilt now there's a lot of blood on my will he is definitely gonna kill me i wanted to teach him online person that seems to be just chilling minding their own business what i'm about to do i already know what i'm not doing i just just relax just relax make sure you're away far away now to do something like this i was wrong for that i deserve anything i got coming to me online right now like that i deserve that he's gonna come back and kill me so hard i deserve that too i deserve that now i know what you guys thinking dashie why are you so heartless hey all of this has been done to me when i was just trying to mind my own business online this get back time that's what this is oh my god get out of here oh boy okay the heat is off me oh i'm a thug i told y'all sometimes you gotta be a thug about it i'm literally a thug okay um oh well i told y'all don't always be a thug about it but sometimes you got to be a thing about it with this person right here what they got going oh that's the motorcycle man what's he doing how you doing man listen i don't want no heat i'm lying too much what's good man how are you doing all right what's going yo my on was quick witty who screamed like that my man was ready my message like that we both killed each other he was ready i like that you know what i gotta give them prop okay i see somebody chilling they have the clothing store trying to get a new drill oh i'mma have them dripping all right hi welcome how you doing all right [Music] hey um can i talk to you outside there's like lots of stuff everywhere really okay thank you thank you for that should i welcome oh there's a lot of heat going on outside okay can i at least destroy the vehicle do something okay i got seven of those left let me do one of these do one of these yeah you better run too oh i'm dirty for that that's what my ass gave that's what i get oh my god i missed it okay oh my god well i'll be a monkey oh my god oh boy he is so mad he's right here what okay let me come over here he really got a vendetta red spy i messed with the wrong one i messed with the wrong one today he's coming at me now he that's it i have an enemy for life there is nothing i could do now where's the clothing store at it's a wrap who is this just chilling like that hold on hold on hold on no no no no no no come back no no come here come here i got something for you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you okay handle that handle that handle that handle that i'm on fire okay we're good now oh my god he's back or did it re-explode all that what what we got going on oh i thought she was just jogging you're not just out for a job nice job it's a nice beautiful day how you doing man all right all right you're pretty good at that okay man you about to get shot [Music] right here quickly quickly oh you have to break the window it's a wrap i knew my man folded it right in front of the whoa chat let me let let me take this off off you [ __ ] you don't need this you don't need this who car this is cops do you really think cops do you really [Music] really they don't learn come on now y'all just not learning we got a couple online players over here see what they're doing somebody else see what they're up to hey hey what's good y'all hey can y'all help what oh my god what is going on [Music] okay is this the same player right here yeah they're beating somebody down it's their car isn't it can i take it maybe this is not their car yeah okay they try to jump and probably work they're gonna kill me i'm dead let me pretend i'm a nice dude right hey hey what's good y'all and they're going around just beating people up too that's what they deserve right there and y'all thought i was bad can i take it go for a little deal oh that's not even that deep okay what is that yo i held you up oh no i killed you they just ignored me like that how are they still like okay kill them right in the cemetery too what the damn they're gonna come back and whoop my ass let me look at you who is this no oh that's the same okay that's all right there i killed them before so no wait thank you oh my gosh i got sniped i didn't kill them not once they got me four times dash just know when you met your match i'm in oh my oh boy just keep running zigzag from behind me [Music] oh my god well i think this is my time to go um i'm not messing with them they have good guns and good aim that's that's it there's nothing i could do against that i hope you all had a good time i'm gonna see you all soon hopefully the next video might be the video that y'all want let's see let's get up here you know that's stupid okay um i just want to try to kill them one time or if they kill me then that's it i'm rocking whose car is this oh boy they already have okay oh oh my god oh it's a wrap that's it just by the cemetery just stain your ass there i love you guys thumbs up how did you boy wow yeah

Channel: DashieGames

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Keywords: dashiegames, dashiexp, dashie, gta online, gta v, gta 5, hilarious, commentary, lmao, lol, funny moments, hack, taco, driver, train, 555, madness, chaos

Id: PoIVIgIDoXE

Length: 33min 49sec (2029 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 15 2022