The Worst Bodyguard Ever - Hitman 3 - Dartmoor

you know what makes me sick people spying on my data fortunately let's play is sponsored by expressvpn your data is your business protect it at expressvpn.com let's play yo yo yo this is huh oh sorry hey gavin what are we doing more hit man more hitting more hitman all right so that's your question you little [ __ ] look at jesus christ all right so last episode gavin jumped off the building let the man defend himself oh my god yeah i'm gonna go all red why not all right okay so we've got myself jeremy michael and gavin is playing and that's it no other douchebags paying attention or listening in harsh db damn wait why all red wait didn't matt why not watch the last one too yeah and you know he said uh when we finished halo michael he was like hey because we were talking about oh we got hitman next he's like hey just you know i'm going to be watching like sitting in and watching that again we're like you could be in the video where does he keep so have you done this level on stream or anything already i i did just the beginning of it uh i think for recording or something i forget what it maybe it was a stream okay just i like rushed in and did some stupid stuff with it i played the game now gav right i've played the whole game but i've only done like one run through each level so i just won't do what i've already done i did like the whole detective thing where you talk to everyone for like an hour the target knows we'll skip that detective kill him with a banana good thing you're not noticeable where'd you get the red suit from is that a valentine's day thing i think it's like a part of the pre-order or some sort of bundle thingy i don't know you're like that you're like deadpool so when people shoot you they won't be able to tell that's why he's doing that all right oh shoot his car shake his car take his car mr whitmer is here what are my buttons mr whitmore what's that dialect where are they from the famous private investigator uh i didn't hear what he said i was just here in guyana all right well where's diana from then that'll teach you to ask questions from the south looks like it's got the red gun out of the red briefcase i love it oh my gosh what happened all right there you go hey did i hear something or nine things can you imagine being diana like all right 47. here's your mission he's like ah i've blown it up like 47. you didn't even enter the facility you want to go in it all right gavin i think on the right side there's a crack in the fence right oh crack let's go cracks breaking dude this is an expensive looking place yeah this is uh so is this the uh the home of a famous writer and now his his children are all fighting over the inheritance i don't know is it that's a it's a it's a knives out thing oh yeah that wouldn't have happened for me dude christopher plummer just died it's sad yeah he did that's very sad oh so he died as someone who doesn't watch any movies or know any actors by name very much um i was like who and then i said and then i saw a post that was like he was a graybeard in skyrim and i'm like there we go it was also in the sound of music ah the hills are no longer alive [Laughter] all right gavin so what are we doing here you need to get in there you need to kill the woman and find the case file yeah i'll kill that woman what i do want to do is see what's going on over there because that's the one place i didn't go when i played this i need this okay are you gonna try to do one of like the story things where you can actually do a whole like progression thing or you could gather it yeah maybe you really whatever you want what kind of what kind of uh model car is that you think that you're up against this it's the best yeah what's the manufacturer on that you think if it is i hate it oh no oh look there we're lit we're missing out on things and all the security you should just uh for the rest of the level just clean the cars oh i just give them a little face massage run gavin run oh that was an opportunity oh that's that guy all right i'm off let's try and go ultra stealth accident only no way wrong incorrect usually he said try okay oh obviously get in the bush i'm in the first you cut seriously that's a thin but getting the red bush you're wearing red that's true i'm in the wrong colored bush you're gonna be in the red bush oh don't don't get your feet on oh you gotta ruin your sneakers yeah what if it was now a dark crimson on the what the [ __ ] was that no is that a hammer yeah what was that this guy's got eyes of an eagle let me check this red bush you could lose a hammer in a bush near a bush in the uh oh you know what i'm gonna do you know you do now door to door hammer salesman i'm gonna take this out you drop it oh i put a hammer in it all right oh there you go that's you ring the doorbell and go when's the last time you've replaced your hammers we discovered a graveyard oh well everywhere i hope i died i love autumn funerals doc also who gives a [ __ ] when you die you're dead well your family's gonna get together yeah but they didn't like autumn funerals you do yeah so what they have to do i'm dead they have to deal i'm going to die if i die in winter put me on ice so it's autumn i love hurricanes i hope i die during a hurricane [Music] oh nice hurricane funeral body parts everywhere that guy's really observing that statue there he's smoking a cigarette wiggy uh is that what they call them in england yes excuse me sir can i have a sticky wiggy and they say righto oh that was that was his son you could tell he lost a lot of the dialect i think there's a ladybug flying repeatedly in front of my camera i want to be this guy he's got a sash that looks like oh he's somebody in tactical blocks right there like a sweetheart i thought you're gonna say that guy looked like your grandfather and i was gonna know what the hell is the mayor could i kick him in a great oh can i kick the woman in her own grave that would be sick oh wow that's horrific start by her own grave this is her funeral the person we're trying to kill has faked her death but has decided to come back on the day of her funeral something's happening wait so does no one else know uh i know that i think that's the initial one i think the family is just like what's going on like the rabbids oh what's this is that a rake looks like a rake oh it's like a blend rake it's not really leave it on the ground what's a blend rake oh can you blend in with the raisins let's start doing work i'm going to make a say okay let's do some work here no one's stopping you from working all right here we go gonna do some raking okay now that was breaking all right now rake all right let's pop this guy oh [ __ ] i thought there's someone coming we're clear yeah where are you panicking yeah why is that great there just doing my job sir now now you look like a douche now ready oh a shovel nice okay really blend in with a shovel it's already dug there you go [Music] just break wow that is that is such a horrific scene like the giant tombstone the crows this is like a ghost of christmas future [ __ ] that that's what i want my funeral to be like surrounded by crows did they talk about the birds just then we gotta do something with the bird that was jeremy do you don't understand that that's me all right here we go if you kill that guy you become the mayor yeah get that hat get to shoveling oh man what's he doing there's some note there i'm here a fake funeral all right him into this part of the maze all right he can't resist her oh a pence can you give him an elkabong or pence oh what's he pissed about oh hey that's mine a briefcase a shiny red briefcase oh i love it i hope there's a shovel oh no oh that was a good fall dude a spade right to the side of the head uh it says silent takedown i'm gonna call [ __ ] on that he's the undertaker you chuck you chuck a shovel at someone's head you are not getting a silent take down be the undertaker can you not beat this ladybug out of here all right yeah oh there you go oh yeah here we go i look just like him let me take all my stuff back with me we're leaving it a hearse son what's this phil grave oh you can fill it with a shovel there yep another opportunity oh you got to kill some birds let's blast some birds down wait did you have a [ __ ] undertaker the issue is is that unless you want to take on the bird i've become him so probably shoot the birds won't madam carlisle is still going ahead all right tomorrow well let's follow this see where it takes us safer for everyone if i just wait yeah all right shoot some freaking bird is it the undertaker's gonna whip out a silenced pistol and take the birds out he's gonna take out a nice red pistol do you have to destroy the nest all right that's more reasonable i feel like do i actually have to shoot the birds probably no i said if i could just get a clear shot in the nest is literally what it said let's get rid of the birds nesting in the graveyard is there more nesties look up higher was there another one like a blower behind that tree no check underground start blasting oh i think that's one i think there's one in the far tree no that's a person no no no that right there in the green suit yeah yeah that's a nest in this tree no see it's no i don't see it there it is yeah all right ready i have cleared up the nests for myself need this inform the staff member yeah that person did my shovel my shovel and briefcase hey can you get that woman please ready to show madame carlyle the funeral arrangements that's not that's not intimidating at all yeah my god well he's got like the worst voice for being personable yeah i also like the idea that you're wearing a very specific person's clothing it's not just like a guard who are you i'm the mayor look at me yeah can't you tell although the detective as well is a very specific person and you could be him as well look at that lovely painting or a baby picture that kind of looks like a bill when you get closer taking a picture of a painting oh you got a shadow on it gavin you didn't get jump scared excuse me can you get out of my face please oh sorry oh damn you get out of my face you got [ __ ] oh my god i'm sick of seeing your ugly mug in front of this oh could you do me a favor piss off why you're sad oh she cubs that was close it's like i'm it's like i'm in london is she by herself oh she's about to say i don't know you dropped your shovel gavin yeah all right do you actually need that to bury her or well he's not gonna mess up his shoes anymore just kicking dirt and filling up the grave she's going to look at him look at the pusher waiting there with a briefcase and a shovel on the gate hello ma'am madam carlyle is on her way would you would you do so well what happened is that was that the words thing i just got here i guess we kept waiting i trust we can be efficient now i'm here oh efficient let's save before it kicks off i'm confused as to why she's just walking around madame carlisle how does she not recognize him maybe we've never met a picture of me doing here what's a funeral i want it removed before the ceremony can do i will get rid of that [Laughter] i see a puddle and i smell a pile in the future yeah shall i puddle pie yeah this guy this guy's gonna be in the way that guy's gonna ruin it you're gonna have to deal with this fool look how much dry ground that surge protector could have been in i find that having family members do the eulogy is more often than not a total preaching affair i will pretend to be family you need to publicly display grief a person died most natural thing in the world absolutely i agree yeah i bang the god in the grave hmm who you banging you gonna bang her oh no no why don't you go look in the hole granite solid yeah why don't you lean over the hole well done mr parsons i approve cheers yes beautifully so to sum up i expect you to remove my picture from the memorial that's a nice summary what the hell that guy really noticed uh he's the worst bodyguard in the world he didn't notice me kill and bury how did that guy miss that oh that's beautiful that was awesome oh wow all right i mean he gets the lift that was impressive yeah yeah that guy's uh gonna find a new career pretty soon all right well now that she's taken care of let's go into the level oh wait where is we had to use the bathroom permanently yeah she's taking a little nap she's taking a perpetual pit also why was it full of water the what what was the grave didn't she splash into the grave oh it was a blur to me did she yeah i was so focused on burying her i was just watching you dig with the briefcase that was interesting oh have you seen a reply she needed a rest she needed a rest the bodyguard okay oh fine yeah let me know when she's done resting all right so now you need to now you need the castle file the case file hello you can what is that calling to her like she's playing hide and go seek yeah you can come out now check the red bushes okay is this the case file hello oh that's the token the two tokens yeah she kept asking all kinds of questions he's asking all kinds of bloody questions butler's got one then all right okay kind of want to go up on the pipe so i got pipes yeah obviously that's what a uh undertaker does oh you dropped your thing aw [ __ ] hold on chuck it up there yeah okay you don't have the stamina yeah apparently you can bury uh you know one second before man turns around all right okay up you go yeah yeah spider monkey climbing that thing trespassing okay what do we have okay a little purse there's a tub a bit of a letter read that later from emma's mother [Laughter] [Music] that would be the biggest mule i would i'd i can only drink two though and then it gets gives me a bit of a headache and a heartburn it's a nice nice looking bog dude this place so fancy jeremy i splurged i got a home slice yesterday that wasn't the splurge got some east ciders with it oh i don't know i remember what east cider tastes like they taste like dreams come true really i uh well you might be not good for you you can't get them here can you not yeah i just realized what i saw i don't i don't think sell austin the mule time i can look it up i mean i know they're in certain places these are are they nationwide they're in select states hang on let me let me look let me look oh oh there's like a tracker on their website that tells you the closest place that sells i'm i'm looking here we go let's see you find your own investigation dude maybe a brick should hit that table whoa all right i'll allow this to know my location table brick wait what who threw a brick honestly i don't think he's gonna get crushed no but maybe we'll get shrapnel from one of the light oh bulbs he got crushed well he didn't he didn't he fell after the chandelier he's on top of it somehow so dark he crushed it he died from the shock it's music obviously interesting um it looks like michael they don't reach massachusetts it looks like they kind of are mostly in connecticut yeah like i said they're around there somewhere yeah connecticut has a bunch of places you can get it some in maryland so i guess massachusetts is like the northern cutoff doesn't look like there's any in vermont or new hampshire it looks like just damn you can make a mysterious switch yeah what do i need for that some sort of it said something underneath it right it said missing uh mysterious switch missing item was it a knob was it a was it just a handle or a knob i think it's just i think it's a bit of handle like ten percent of handle yeah so knob is just a coin no you gotta have a little handle on it jump oh be careful there you go you're good american there's a man it's a man here that is the brightest gun why am i not trespassing i'm alive if you saw you there would you be fine with it no this is open to the public this area i was just crouching behind this chair oh another accident [ __ ] oh no oh oh oh oh oh it's todd oh what do you drop he dropped something pick up something he dropped a gun oh okay there you go not as quiet or cool looking collecting weapons now oh zachary's room is this is that the dead guy yeah look he died oh yeah yeah he died there all right so let me tell you about uh some options we have for your funeral arrangement here i am the caretaker or the undertaker do you want a real one or a fake one oh [ __ ] dude they're like wait a minute we buried you in 30 seconds or less your funeral is free i was like why is that door open uh isn't there just a dead guy in there that's no one noticed anything odd about that maybe they're airing it out though what you're up to uh you're really rubbing your face on that i need to get a new outfit okay you mean we'll do it like you don't throw people over the edge you can dress like that he's about to go back on that rail now accident oh [ __ ] oh god get in the window yeah they've set the car a llama holy [ __ ] on top of the goddamn car who's that guy look a man is dead but do we need the noise this guy i think he likes apples oh an apricot yeah yeah make him pay for his love of fruit get fruited oh that's a distraction really you can't walk onto him it's just for like one apple isn't enough excuse me why are you fighting are you alright yeah there you go now you're a lawyer hey you're both bald did you take his glasses yeah it looks like it now he's smart if the alarm goes off again i'm gonna be the happiest person wait listen for it oh nice boxers [Laughter] it's raining naked lawyer comes falling out if i find a dollar for every time that happened to me uh yes uh lawyer uh and uh i i have the truth that was the thing everything from that nice she's kind of dead yeah i feel like uh the lawyer part is a bit redundant by the way did i i just noticed that that said case file yes i think earlier i said castle well yeah you did and then then i went case file and then you said nothing yep i didn't even realize i didn't realize that all that all tracks somebody somebody just got taco bell dude we should heist this place oh it's feather duster hell yeah yeah start with a feather duster the most valuable careful that's the maid she turned into that when the when the wicked witch put a straw on this place i'm the cleaning lawyer but but she's hot she's into lumiere all right so i think i should go and find the butler because he has one of the tokens uh oh what can you do with that glove oh i thought it was glowing i think it was just yeah i thought around it i thought it was selectable yeah yeah wasn't that jerry orbach wasn't he a candlestick i was walking in in like the animated you and mcgregor well mcgregor was in the movie yeah well i'm talking about you know the animated stuff live action come on i mean technically he was animated also technically oh no another accident okay jerry arbok was man this place is that movie was filmed these chandeliers this is like a freaking death trap she's already back to uh oh [ __ ] i picked that up and forgot that it was like illegal oh no no holy [ __ ] oh is there a car park oh i missed oh my god you're almost like you're gonna walk you're gonna stroll out of this building there's just gonna be bodies littered about like stop harassing this woman yeah you leave her alone so i can kill her and throw her out a window is there a car under that one damn all right no cars let's go downstairs hello miss okay you're still looking for the castle in the castle i must have just been looking at the building and then my brain like filled in the blanks it's pretty castley yeah it's a good-looking house what about yes can you imagine living in that house like this that would hurt that would hurt is that made of antlers what is that it's a giant pine cone yeah look like atlas do you think oh i'm a lawyer with a gun oh [ __ ] that guy uh all right flip a coin under there and [Music] all right [Laughter] he can go anywhere whoops it's so like it's so visceral like it's just like oh the impact where this guy could have his accident we're on the ground floor is there a uh yeah window yeah but that's that's ground level spot him with the newspaper that's a piece of the light accident this got an accident like busted nose knuckle prince what happened can you just play pool the hell's going on yeah oh you just stick with the pool ball it looks like an eyeball that has three you want to play pool oh no oh my god [Laughter] why did the guy oh that was the guy that was dragging yeah probably you say the guy but i think it was just a helpless maid oh you got a poker now [Music] oh i thought that would stick in but it just fell oh he he can go live oh there you go you get accident right into that but i should probably hide that letter opener that i used because that's a that's a weapon um goodnight sweet prince okay all right oh if only we had some maids to clean this yeah don't slip when you're trying to pick up the corner pocket there there's the there's all right sweet did he drop the thing the token defense token i just need the other half in the milton fitzpatrick london bank you need a pair and you're the milton fitzpatrick that might be the bathroom i bet she does do some dusting all right talk or get dusted hey what are you doing you're the weirdo uh-oh please oh please don't call me she's walking with purpose for your own good no she has to dust the butterfly fighter duster fight should we dustify that is phineas the famous dude she pulled it out like she was challenging you to a door this morning yeah i'm curious why he's here where's phineas maybe uh he's should do some detecting he's there gonna assume that room is off limits well thanks phil we'll get to the bottom of this oh look at that that little glasses ethel looked everywhere walk in front of it what photos it's a picture of the staff oh i think i've got the hiccups oopsie oh let's it looks like it was recently used though i mean you were fine outside yeah you were fine they don't care where you came from just where you are yeah like what are you doing in there something something caught night joe that's good it was it was the right level of half-assed to not go for the actual lyrics right yeah i live in that green zone of trying to half-ass yeah i live my life half ass at a time man i'm just gonna have to start accidenting people until i find the person with the other coin i mean start this guy how many people have you thrown out a window or the lady in the blue shirt she's got something important better yeah everything poisonous flowers it's a shame if that peacock in front of them went haywire i didn't say that with all the security she obviously still feels threatened i'll get to the bottom of this can i do that i don't think it will land on her it'd be awesome what what what eat oh my this that guy was slow to pull the trigger accident but okay found it hey the aliens are abducting her i think there's uh this guy needs to not be stood in front of it come on wow that thing was aerodynamic now i mean is this that i mean how many hurricanes [ __ ] i thought i was going to get out in that look yeah well is it freezing for anyone else too or is it just it's stuttering a little bit that's fine i think it's probably just a blip they're fine oh [ __ ] but you're [ __ ] up is getting in the hearse okay oh god maybe you have to wear the uh the mayor of death town suit to get in there you absolutely picked up the key to the hearse yeah didn't i okay first key can you scroll through about 90 other things before you get back to the hurst key please where'd it go there it is yeah i mean now there must be a second heart the yellow wow well for some reason you were trying to climb in the passengers oh is it in the wrong door oh are we in england or where are we at but that car he just passed was on like the u.s side the car he ran past the driver's side was on the left side oh my god all right yeah i'm found a shotgun with with a shitload of ammo uh like i didn't do that kind of take some meds gavin take some meds let me the bush dammit all right heal up get your color back get your color back let's try the correct door what seems to be the problem i guess it could be a us hearse who's that is that the camera that's not why does the lawyer have a shotgun they're clear you're good now all right it's surely gonna be what does the music sound like it's from it's only gonna be one of the exit icons right and not well yeah i mean yeah i see one that's yeah but go try it anyway the other thing about it is um it might not be for driving it like it could yeah i mean it seems kind of stupid to say like it's for getting something out of it yeah there might be something like there's something in the trunk or something run them over with a hearse oh the guy with the feather dust is getting up did i kill him i surely did not i mean he's dead i just threw a further duster in there right all right there's no oh no he's so anyway he started blasting but checkpoints well i tried to shoot him but then he serpentined and he couldn't get a guard accident yeah it was tragic good shot i just took the freaking horn off the unicorn what a what a reload quick into the maze they'll never find newspaper apricot no it's not a weapon i just stole a unicorn can you eat some of the apricot heal up we've lost track of the bastard at this bush oh he was smuggling in closer man he was somewhere between me and the end of this bush he disappeared so am i just going to stroll down the lane as the exit oh my god there's a lot of people here though i can't do that many accidents you've already done a lot of non-accidents dude this guy may have stepped on a crowbar by accident got himself crowbars all right i need to transition to the next bush someone's about to have a bad case of the apricots bush jump bush jump what are you eating oh there's people all over the damn place yeah this guy this is such a bad exit just got a bit ick can't you just go across the water no i can go in the shallow part i can go down there yeah but time to step up well now they're walking that way oh [ __ ] well now there is there's a few there's hung out all day having a meat pie in a bush and they showed up he's coming through the bush oh no searching oh the bush is playing on the high grass the bush is alive oh oh oh oh the high grass dead in the mud oh my god oh my god that's all your ass that guy finished you off where's my last oh it's been a while since i said i'll be honest i was flummoxed by the oh right there the morgue oh not the walk the hearse yeah the more hurt go if you if you just run left just run to that bush kill one of them and take their skin that would be yeah i didn't do it okay that's fine well i just you do have a very loud weapon oh i'm good used on the wrong side of the house well you were in so many bushes it was hard to keep track right these damn bushes look similar catch a frog poison someone catch a dream what you have something i want where'd he go yeah she took it to you know how they used to like bury egyptians with their organs so they would like go to the next life nice nice she's still alive oh god master assassin [Laughter] wow that was much deeper than it looked damn dude all right there you go nothing like those river gators you know he's waiting okay there's the exit hey jeff how about that gate oh no dan it's pretty good looking gage oh hold your breath nope just one yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll check the gunshots okay oh or something in the bushes hey it's is that the hearse still all the way over there oh no oh oh oh no 47 panic back oh it's a bike roof room oh hell yeah let me drop all your stuff gotta leave a lot of uh yep there we go all that evidence you to leave behind you there you go i was never here apricot goodbye also i left my id in that briefcase i'm a lawyer now good all right well it feels like hours ago he was all right well gavin good job you did it another one down uh that's silent assassin i think we killed the target yeah um body was never found you nailed the time we had set aside for this dude oh yeah that's true how many uh how many levels are in this game five or six five okay six that's what is what you said twice yeah good job oh my god wait a minute that last image i know we can't it said the hearse like we couldn't figure it out but that last like unlock image was it looked like him laying inside of a car oh can you like can you get yourself delivered or something oh no that's what it looked like because i i almost laughed because i was like i was like dude it looks like he's in like a mental asylum because there was check out the challenge stop check out the challenges five six six levels six yeah challenges for yeah okay challenge it was like the last yeah what's that one great mistake what did that go over that's the one you just did okay that's what you did what's that she's something magic is real yeah the one you got there was a unicorn yeah oh that's when you that's when you died that's when you went uh crazy oh yeah man up by the way yeah via the hearse that's the hearse maybe it's maybe you do that's [ __ ] maybe you need to be the driver wait where's where's the steering wheel which side is it on yeah yeah it's on the left all right oh what oh dude it's so much better if you could get in the coffin and get delivered yep all right gavin we'll be back next time do level three thanks for playing bye everyone [Music] you

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Length: 45min 45sec (2745 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 07 2021