THE WAR BEGINS! | Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Ep 5 (REUPLOAD)

we got a new one we got another one from Team Four Star Helsing ultimate a bridge episode five make sure you like comment and subscribe let's get into the video let's go oh come on love show us your ticks oh hello hi Mike what's the last thing you ever thought you'd see in the night sky Ah that's a deep question man I don't know because it's bloops oh [Music] Nazis [Music] they're in town it's a nice view oh Gentlemen We Have Made It all right arms Hans bring it down a notch please please lead us off of course everyone thank you coming to the mandatory tree War seminar please open your World War 3 pamphlets to page three as the first two pages merely contain a thought from Nicholas Cage we have an exciting itinerary of the evening's events tonight we annihilate London oh all of London all of London oh Buckingham Palace Big Ben toppled to the ground the house of parliament eradicated the Tower of London obliterated the Holocaust Museum leave that be no one will deny what we did Lord Jesus this [ __ ] is a sick [ __ ] boy oh my God what about London Bridge yeah yeah London Bridge is falling down we all know the song look you'll be the first to burn it down you can go ahead and sing it I don't care speaking of Music the accompaniment tonight has been selected via survey once I hope you're as excited as I am this song tonight is most appropriate for ironic reasons most reasons but first a toast who's the answer of an age [Music] oh no [Music] absolutely absolutely oh [ __ ] God damn oh [ __ ] get out of there yes because it means the destruction [Applause] and destruction Hold On To Die alakor please come get this [ __ ] what do you mean he's stuck on the boat I mean he's stuck on the bloody boat I need you idiots to send a helicopter after him and retrieve him can't he fly with his vampire powers what no no he can't find his vampire powers then how did he get there on the Blackbird we appropriated you stole the black bird would you just send the helicopter we can't our Communications are down what the [ __ ] they they have been for the last two hours so you're telling me that as of this moment we have no access to Alucard Communications with our forces in the outside world are down and the enemy could very well be knocking at our door oh [ __ ] and they are oh [ __ ] the end of sitting beside you on the round table the whole time oh Reggie this is adorable is my name I have spent the last five years of my life cleaning up after your pet vampire oh and now is this time so original this paid what he deserves you know I get it now get what how Alucard feels just a little bit anyway but I must say Sir Reginald it is quite impressive that despite how hilariously amateur this little coup of yours is that you're still managing to hold that gun oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I forgot about him he's a monster don't think about what you've done Sosa Penwood are you all right well Reginald was actually my brother-in-law currently processing that communication to back up everything is on fire Landing Bridge is falling down falling down falling down London bridge is falling down my fair lady what should we do we have to evacuate immediately sir Penwood you could ride with me the rest of you carpool no not carpool I'm not going anywhere I know I'm not much of a man I found a silver spoon in my mouth since the day I was born this position it's not suited for a Meek gentleman like myself but I'll be damned I see if I tuck my tail in between my legs at the first sign of peril I thank you for your service Miss Integra but I there's a gun there are 12 holy bullets save one for yourself Chase Walter yes sir Integra ready the car we've got a war to win okay ah yes Buckingham Palace is burning my lines ham first lieutenant former Olympic party princess zorin Blitz sorry I was understandably caught up in some moment you'll finally have orders for me major ah indeed my dear Zarin you have a very specific targets where shall my sight be pointed what does that [ __ ] say on our face organization headquarters weren't you yes shall provide reconnaissance okay Zoran zoren I need to bring it back for me take a deep breath contain the Calamity that is your memories there is no one more eager to seize and bleed than I but we must be careful sir Integra Fairbrook Ving Gates Helsing any woman who commands the respect of obese such as Alucard is not to be trittled with fantasized off on a lonely Saturday night with a bottle of Chardonnay most certainly but not trifled this but she is just one woman once a girl a police girl the only living vampire sired by Alucard himself that boy got all the entail he not playing why is it her skill her unpredictable nature the big titties maybe Bing Bong who knows but [Music] I do not gamble with maybes you will act as a Vanguard and Survey their forces now speaking of which Sergeant Klaus oh helsink yeah major driving past Primrose Hill is it it could be more on fire yeah everyone listen I'm not sure if I'm using this correctly a little bit 10 years since I had to operate an analog radio I am sir Penwood Vice Adler of the British Security Council I know things seem Bleak to those who are still alive but steady on we are still fighting each and every one of us oh we shall defend Queen and Country against this decade's old barbarism foreign but that's where I must rebuke you because where you see one man I see four C4 oh blow his ass up you fell into the Trap you fell into the Trap that's what I'm talking about boy It's A Warrior's death pen what sent you and then apologize on my behalf of the inconvenience [ __ ] hey he was a real one no cap he was a real one so Pennwood wasn't oh [Applause] Sarah Integra we have a problem what's that oh my God the road is on fire oh [ __ ] unfortunately that's not the worst of it excuse me I have to meet with an old friend you need to take the car and make your way to the HQ on your own leaving you ma'am oh there's something I want you to know this is no time for goodbye sir Integra no I I don't know how to drive you have driven me literally everywhere since I was 10. so well perfect time to learn you come back to me no matter what understood understood ma'am okay now which one's the club oh no that's not her oh [ __ ] he caught it oh brilliant you haven't aged a day ah yes we have aged like fine fine you want the other hand have age like milk foreign [Music] [Music] they got rocket launchers oh my God what the [ __ ] Jesus she already can't drive oh no oh [ __ ] and he was having such a good day he even got to burn down London bridge sing the song Everything congratulations it took an entire Squadron of inhuman nigh Immortal fake vampires to hunt down and Corner a 22 year old woman she's 22. ain't gonna lie I thought she was like at least 40. I'm not gonna lie to you how she acting how she look I'm not gonna lie I thought she was about 40. I hope it's everything you've dreamed of so how about it then come and get the first real fight you've had in 50 years you [ __ ] cowards oh [ __ ] uh oh is that the priest oh [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all better get ready for some bars and a ass whooping [ __ ] got real wait like Z band it's even named after you see band my job you [ __ ] head of a woman surrounded by 50 vampire Nazis aren't literally to the teeth yeah get out of your [ __ ] car pull out your sword cut off one of their heads and yell come at me you crouch shits no wonder Alicorn wants to plow that virgin soil oh I'm thinking about throwing some floppers myself this [ __ ] wow Alexander Anderson to what do I owe the unexpected pleasure ah you know just out and about with me Posse Posse and look you know how your pet vampires got his own pet vampire well that got me thinking so I acquired some learned youngsters oh okay which is twice as good okay is that was that a nun Samurai what the [ __ ] and no way let's peep it slow ain't no way that's a nun Samurai [ __ ] youngsters myself two of them were just twice oh [ __ ] that's hard what's Japanese and the other one's [ __ ] German ain't that topical I just need an Italian one and I've got me an axis of righteousness yummy say something in Moon speak hey I'm not German wants Michael [ __ ] huge things that's great pop pop Watson Havens drop this is serious you're not scared of you look at you you don't even know how to use a bayonet it goes on to God idiot now if you'll excuse us your English cow it's time for the experience to do your job for you and put these soulless bodies where they belong in the ground in case you didn't take it oh my God in case you didn't take my man oh we're necessary God's Chosen Few ordained to undertake this on holy task oh [ __ ] because it's [ __ ] fun [Music] she got crazy we checking on Alucard see what's going on [Music] something's burning that was Helsing ultimate Bridge episode five I hope you guys enjoyed it please leave a like comment subscribe and keep them likes up so we can keep reacting let's get about 400 that's all I need that's all I ask for it's been your boy foolish man I'm out for

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Length: 16min 22sec (982 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 11 2022