ALUCARD IS A DEMON! | Hellsing Abridged Episode 2| Team Four Star (TFS)

the little three-headed dog what the hell the hell I'm in the dog out of this jacket we got a new one we got another one from Team Four Star Helsing ultimate Abridged episode two you already know what's up you already know it's popping that first episode was crazy makes you like comment subscribe let's get into the video let's go hello Alucard how was your mission in Japan yeah I'd say 99.9 done what's up [ __ ] I need to talk to you about some important guests coming today no and like that you've lost me there are Financial suppliers freak ass [ __ ] oh man they do that's why they canceled our budget ooh that's bad we need that right also we need yes very important thing of course sir over the last couple of years we've had some expensive claims like what first off property damage Good Times uh yeah he's causing all this destruction and Chaos huh crazy dozens of noise complaints killing at least a dozen innocent people oh so did Anthony Hopkins Oscar go forward and all of the sexual harassment oh listen I know this is asking a lot yo a la carte don't give a [ __ ] Billy hey he's a menace for real but I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of them are gone hmm Alucard I'm gonna go with no this is important and I don't need you causing another scene I'd love to take this I'm going for a walk no you don't going to do grab that guy who can stop me what was his name Michael Mick doesn't exist yo Alucard chill bro you gotta let the [ __ ] die down for a second he don't he don't like Authority sound like what do you want what do I need to give you to keep you down here for the evening um I already have a gun get that [ __ ] a cannon [ __ ] anything else do they love Candace hey you put me onto some Alucard do they love cannons plasma widescreen TV damn really with Netflix should it also be 3D no that's a stupid [ __ ] gimmick and everyone knows it [Music] hello gentlemen thank you very much for accepting my invitation well considering the tiredness of your financial security we thought it was the least we could do now before we begin I was under the impression our budget was handled directly by the queen oh it is however we're having a distinctly difficult time justifying some of these expenses most of them under the name Alucard continue for example some of them were frankly labeled entertainment entertainment what like in my report twenty thousand for a candy that's candy with an eye by the way I see no yeah that's brother's starving not to mention the Priceless antique car I believe the note on the claim was I thought I could paint it red but I couldn't find enough goose so I scrapped it so that's why we found my father paw covered in go blood and rounded to a Dairy Queen I do yes and then there's also the Dairy Queen sitting at about 95 why would you [ __ ] anything right now to get out of this bro Alucard bro you're making a mess you gotta chill bring it down just a little when you go do your little missions bro chill and so halfway through blowing me the [ __ ] hooker OD is on heroin I really don't like discussing my ex-girlfriend with you I mean I still finish but what kind of [ __ ] is that oh God six y'all I'm think of mother I ain't jerking off right now oh YouTube you watch oh man that totally sucks and we came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a field trip through England where from Texas God damn yeah they from Texas they got them scraps they got them straps on them hey they from Texas they got them straps on them they not playing geez oh [ __ ] looks like we need more prayer in schools if you're quite finished ready the ghouls I'm going to find Alucard you overrun the rest of the Mansion alrighty attention of [ __ ] off the bus and line up in order I got a class assignment for all y'all and while the Mind did survive he'll never walk again that's funny we weren't cutting the power just yet oh [ __ ] front desk report what's going on yeah hold on just give me a second whoa [ __ ] oh yeah that's cool definitely death oh my God sound Integra do something calm down we have over 100 train guards at the premises at all times everything under control I don't know what was that that was probably the Escape Chopper exploding as I was saying let me just contact Communications and get an update at the Escape Chopper oh yeah they ready they this is all planned they hey they strategized for this this is looking tough you got to call Alucard Communications come in we need a full report English oh [ __ ] now and turning them into ghosts Jesus God testicle Oh my he shot his his other testicle no yo they're cruel bro out of pocket for that [ __ ] [Music] what is this no let's see look at him you ain't finished yet [Music] [Music] oh my what is this sick [ __ ] oh this guy is sick yeah you gotta call A La Carte we can't we can't no we can't no get him out of here no pardon me while I blow this Ginger's brains he's [ __ ] face man oh no that [ __ ] is priceless Jesus hey look at all the people in the background stressed your [ __ ] is stressed you hear me I look hot get up here now I'm locked in with the committee on the third floor I'm gonna have to stop you right there you see I'm under direct orders from my boss who is a total [ __ ] by the way that I am not to leave this room until such time as the committee has left the building I was even bribed imagine that I will call you vampiric [ __ ] I will I'm gonna have to go now I just queued up an episode of Adventure Time on Netflix Oh that Adventure Time be hitting donut Alucard [ __ ] is crazy hey he got good taste hey he got good taste he might be a little [ __ ] he got good taste and damn like you can't get mad at him you you robbed him you said Hey listen we'll get you a 70 inch plasma screen TV we'll get you all the goodies you need your guns and everything sit your ass down now [ __ ] goes left and you need them [ __ ] is crazy hey [ __ ] is crazy I hope y'all figure it out though or I hope he comes and helps sounds great but I'm gonna have to go now I just queued up an episode of Adventure Time on Netflix bye [Music] [Music] hello y'all so how's my favorite big brother doing oh you know just killed a group of gods [ __ ] bro you too what's your kill count at nah don't tell me I'm winning they were guarding a secret passageway downstairs not really keeping it a secret if you keep a bunch of armed guards standing around it well you have fun with that bro I'm gonna go skull [ __ ] that Hellsing [ __ ] yeah okay it's him it's him right the freak he's the freaky guy because you know what he just waving somebody else's hand he chopped off yeah this guy's sick he's a sicko and the old guys ah [ __ ] it skull [ __ ] for everyone come here cool well you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family all right Walter and his assistant should be here any second now but if there's no way to get upstairs how much [Music] good to see you Walter of course sir the first two flaws have been entirely overrun Communications with the outside have been cut off we lost all our men and now the card is being a total ass yes now tell me do you have any plans of course sir I shall do exactly as the butler does and tidy up hmm I don't give a [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] now if I give a [ __ ] I might just give a [ __ ] but I don't give a [ __ ] so I don't give up what was that hello it was a hard song by the way my name is Walter sigourneys ex-vampire Hunter and Butler to the Helsing organization okay I answered it all I clean a clear stage and I take out the trash and I also kill self-entitled little [ __ ] like yourself well ain't you just a textbook [ __ ] definition of classy but guess what Jeeves that garage wire won't Duke against armor this thick what's that Alfred how thick is it well half as thick as my dick so thick enough that you need a [ __ ] anti-tank rifle to pierce it and I don't even see a piece on your wrinkly old ass police girl if you may I love cannons yeah phase police girl not missing okay that's an anti-tank rifle oh [ __ ] that's an anti-tank rifle [Laughter] oh you [ __ ] up Adventure Time bro he was chilling uh now he gotta whoop your ass sheesh that was a 70 inch plasma screen TVs ain't got one of them I'm broke you feel me I'm at the 50 I'm with the 50 inch hey he balling 70 inch crazy so how can I help you you must be the great Alucard so I've heard quite a lot about you oh really the night walker who Glides through oceans of blood Beyond human a monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadowhunt Darkness itself oh you dirty [ __ ] work the shaft yeah get off his dick like oh come on you here to fight him or what like he's stroking his ego excuse you oh I'm sorry I I like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick perhaps I should just Skip to My point my name is Luke Valentine and I'm Carmen Sandiego guess where I am I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here oh so am I and I'm failing and I'm sorry for that it's just that I'm so agitated because this blonde little [ __ ] strolled into my room destroyed by 70-inch plasma TV and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father be a sport and grab daddy another beer would you [Applause] that's quite impressive where did you learn that hold this girl or something sarcasm is Unbecoming of you wow gee willikers mister I sure am sorry for slaughtering all your guards and tearing up your Mansion I promise I've learned my lesson oh take a joke [ __ ] and everything you say just pisses me off now you're going to tell me everything I want to know all right all right what you do is you go down to the local pharmacy ask for something called Viagra and it'll help you go [ __ ] yourself yo that's a good one I'm not gonna lie to you I really thought he was going to help him out with some [ __ ] he might be helping them out with some [ __ ] we just don't know and now for the upcoming company picking unfortunately all your douchebag co-workers are bringing is their own rotten flesh still better than potato salad if you ask me now if you don't mind imma go eat that Health thing [ __ ] oh well that's not fair at all I'm sorry we don't give a [ __ ] God damn [ __ ] where the [ __ ] did my ghouls go oh they've been dealt with god well at least I'm gonna die with a raging boner all right this thing is a freak you're he's the freakiest dude I've ever seen on a show period [ __ ] for brains you're going to spill every single thing you know or I'm going to have Wall to heal peel your dick like a banana oh [Music] oh I don't know what's [ __ ] funnier the fact that you think that you're titless ass intimidates me or that you'd think my boss would let me live if you ditch and now I'm on [ __ ] fire so now it's free game the one who sent me what oh I heard George Lucas who else heard George Lucas I heard Miami Heat I heard the Motley Crew with my vampire hearing wait a second where's the Big Brother [Music] in comparison to you I am a demigod damn really really really really really really really really really through Straight level one level what do it the little three-headed dog what the hell did he just summon the dog out of his jacket nah bro ain't no way let me go back I'm sorry he just summoned a demon three-headed dog in his jet out of his jacket nah really really really really release restrict level one level what oh they had a good [ __ ] no they say that TV makes you violent but I say not having my TV is making me pretty [ __ ] violence no I'm near the stairs gotta get to the stairs you can't do nothing at the stairs dude you have no legs it's over just get up the stairs like uh oh [ __ ] you're done come on you were talking all that good [ __ ] a second ago I might have to really watch the original bro I'll [ __ ] with Alucard bro that [ __ ] said he was talking all that good [ __ ] a second ago I love that that [ __ ] talking that [ __ ] come on you were talking all that good [ __ ] a second ago then I blew your [ __ ] lights off fight me give me a hug really who is that exactly oh that's Alucard the one we talked about earlier this is what happens when he has to entertain himself um so what was that issue with our funding are you sure what issues shut up and take our money hey they switched up quick Hey listen you gotta do what you gotta do listen a la carte is a tough man to handle it seems like okay he's a tough man to handle so listen if you gotta pay a little extra for some damages just pay it he's well worth it I'm telling you yes every everyone's out just fine except that ninety percent of our staff were killed turned into ghouls then killed Again by the police girl in a blood rage what's a blood rage why don't I remember anything that reminds me for whatever reason do we ever find out who sent them it was a Nazis wasn't it no I bet you I'm right bet you you're wrong better you're a skank bet you you're an [ __ ] [ __ ] I eat people this was hell seeing ultimate Abridged episode two listen y'all was hyping this series up I think it's worth the hype this [ __ ] is hilarious and entertaining you feel me listen listen listen make sure I'll keep these likes up so I can continue to post this series is hard as [ __ ] I'm telling you I'm I'm I love it I'm not no cap no I'm not gassing it this [ __ ] is hard this [ __ ] is hard y'all wasn't lying in the comments let's keep this up can we keep the 200 to 300 likes and we can keep posting we can keep posting just all I ask two to three hundred that's it that's all we good when I'm gonna post the next one you feel me make sure you like comment subscribe all that good stuff helps me in the YouTube algorithm and it's been your boy foolish man I'm awful why would I be tripping on my old [ __ ] huh I knew that [ __ ] was just for the moment if it stop what's up will you get it in motion huh I knew you couldn't hold it through the coldest time for the second reason why I'm talking SNY he went up like we was on our Ocean Side one

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Length: 19min 48sec (1188 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 15 2022