The Viral Podcast Ep. 93

is everyone ready how do I sound fresh let's go hit it get ready ready get ready ready [Music]   hello everyone and welcome back to another  installment of the viral podcast I'm your   host Chelcie Lynn and I'm your host Paige  Ginn [Music] welcome back to another episode   um we've got you know Brett Studio Maggie  in studio they're over there we got Beth   in the producers chamber live editing  we got the whole we got the whole crew   and we are pumped and we are ready to  take over the world our blood's boiling how y'all doing over there we're doing good doing  great all right wonderful we're eating M&M's we   had a little bit of snacks have M&M's changed I  would say no we're still the same they're the same   we had some barbecue chips some M&M's uh chocolate  covered pretzels dog over pretzels Paige ate my   ass hmm that was the best part yeah mount leaky  love it licking you were malt leaky and atiki   licking and sticking and the funny thing is is I  have ate your ass if you're new here I have like   Chelcie's butthole before she has and we need  that's been a couple years we got to redo that   dude your butthole was malt salty it [ __ ] tastes  like salt and vinegar salt and vinegar chips yeah   and I had just washed it for you so so that's a  problem no I'd say yeah I mean for some I think   that's why you're not really supposed to lick  [ __ ] it was kind of by Nature that day yeah   it was hot that day yeah I thought others that  didn't taste like that cool thanks for calling   me out interesting all right well welcome back  to this another installment how's everybody doing   well we've said good well how are you how are you  though most importantly are you okay I'm actually   really good why do you look a little high I just  had barbecue chips I think maybe that got me riled   up sometimes your eyes hold on let me get this uh  Eminem well y'all been [ __ ] smoking The Vape Pen   blowing up my [ __ ] face the last hour weeds  weed clouds in here that's what I was thinking   I was thinking maybe secondhand smoke thing  was fake but I've kind of noticed it with her   I have came out of here feeling high and I don't  smoke yeah so there's that um let's see um Brad   you only said a few words right now I think listen  let's jump into it let's give the people what they   want let's give them some questions some podcasts  and Brett go ahead and lean forward for us loud I hear it you know what we do that  yeah it's all the way up over there   oh I did turn it down remember I was jamming too  loud earlier come on right right don't explain hey   Brett just do better yeah get it oh I gotta start  this over sorry I gotta close that oh man there's   always room to do better if you're listening  is you good even if you're driving right now yeah yeah yeah I was trying to figure out what to talk about  the other day so I bought this book where it's one   question uh I didn't buy it actually someone else  bought it it's one question a day for five years   and uh I'll save that for another time  I guess maybe I'll talk about that but   I'm kind of into the frequencies thing the 528   uh repairing the DNA so I thought I'd just  play that real quick so Brett oh my God [Music]   shall we all close our eyes  everyone close your eyes right now oh let's listen relax and eat my ass breath is your dad time's up lean back yeah that's  a great night I feel repaired that felt great so   we'll just look up spa music on YouTube what was  that that's the 528 Hertz what's that mean what's   that mean it's a certain vibration that heals the  uh DNA there's like you know how crops are made   you know how it's like a perfect circle some could  say that you know oh that's because of frequency   frequency is so powerful it could like create  shapes perfect shapes pyramids you name it so what   are we supposed to do when we hear that are we  supposed to be doing breathing are we closing our   eyes are we meditating a lot of people sleep with  it oh there's different levels of hurts so like I   was saying before on a different pod the 428 Hertz  some people will say you know Hills anxiety it can   heal depression there's different frequencies for  every healing process so you just look these up   on YouTube Apple just look up a frequency song  well it says right here 10 10 frequencies to   experience deeper meditation 174 removes pain 285  influences energy Fields 396 liberates you of fear   and guilt 417 Hertz facilitates change how do you  how do you know what hurt like what hurts because   it just sounds like a song it just sounds like  a song to me so how do you know yeah like how   do you know what's real and what's not that the  vibrations are vibrating they actually show you   a lab where it's being made some YouTube ones so  so it's proof so they will do uh experiments you   know but do you have to be in there to experience  that or you just have to listen to a recording of   it yeah just listen to it let's listen let's let's  do it again let's let's all relax for about 20 30   seconds if you are listening to it relax with  us close your eyes are we gonna get copyright   or no we're good who knows it was only 30 seconds  all right let's listen let's just do it okay   we'll just take we'll risk it let's get for the  frequencies yeah let's uh yeah if you're joining   us relax with us unless you're driving you know  Don't Close Your Eyes but if you're at home just   close your eyes with us and let's just chill some  of these do say don't play while you're driving oh   but I mean come on just keep yourself driving yeah  keep your eyes open if it's putting you that to   sleep it's not it's just gonna repair your DNA  let's do 20 seconds to hit it here we go [Music] foreign [Music]   I can sleep to that that was great yeah cool  well thank you for that lean forward Brett   yeah no problem yeah thanks for having me I'm  gonna start doing uh farquencies just farting   and doing it like maybe 14 hours of farts just  to have people sleep into it could do something   you could go viral for fart fluencies I'll put  frequencies like and then I'll just number of   the day frequencies all right you guys this week's  Rock [ __ ] of the week is Charlie Conley Charlie   Conley let's go congratulations Honeys thank you  for interacting with our social medias Maggie's   gonna send you she's gonna message you and send  you a free viral podcast t-shirt exclusive you   guys don't forget to go to devourpodcast.com to  get our monthly merch Drive all right should we   bring out the Big Daddy the big wheel oh I can't  wait get trivia get trivia get Trippy get trivia [Music] she's grabbing that big wheel oh my  God this wheel's big wheels keep on top all   right birth control I love spinning this wheel  Brett loves that sound bite more than he talks   about your birth control so much I don't know what  his infatuation is it is but I think it's because   it's the first YouTube video we ever I kind of  did with you we did the jingle do it again Brett   let's hear it again oh I gotta well now I gotta  minimize okay here we go okay hold on here we go   birth control yeah yeah remember when he told  you I want a girl with extensions in her hair that's what I did on uh for a tick would you just  play it was LL Cool J I did a tick tock on it   bruh that's embarrassing for you should I play  my tick no why because we want to see it on the   tick tock app not not here all right it's I  thought it was funny you got it up and ready   play it I don't have it okay well we just heard it  but okay you know what that birth control reminds   me of the very first time we like hung out me  you and Brett that's what he's saying yeah we all   went to Palm Springs together and I didn't know  these [ __ ] I mean we had known each other like   what it was not farting oh hold on well that's  what I was trying to say before his [ __ ] Tick   Tock went off the quote he said to you yeah we  didn't know each other hardly at all and we stayed   in one hotel room in Palm Springs for my birthday  for your birthday and we spent the whole we were   up all night Barton and filming it and filming it  and we didn't know each other Chelsea was cracking   our backs and then we was like Brett what the  [ __ ] are you doing this whole video is gonna be   taken down no more clicking on your computer shut  it disconnect Brett's computer yes disconnect him don't need it connected anymore you're trying  to log into Tick Tock and in some advertisement   all right anyway so I just thought it was funny  that three of us really didn't know each other   yet we're three adults in a hotel room together  farting and waiting for a fart and when when   one was coming we were filming it getting at our  phones recording it like what the hell and then   um Brett told you he's like he was so serious he  said isn't it so cool that we can share our farts   with the world yeah and he was dead serious  it's pretty cool yeah and it is cool yeah   it is are we ready to spin  should I go first yeah here we go what does it mean orange what does it mean here  we go what does it mean orange okay or buzzers   dude yeah well I was holding get out here we  go what does it mean to pitch a perfect game in bowling or in baseball yeah oh [ __ ] me in the   ass oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] can I undo  my buzz oh I know it it's perfect dude we both know this strike no no I'm just I'm  just saying things at this point because nobody   was saying anything it's like a ninja it's a no  no hitter but I thought it was called a something   hitter pinch it no it's when uh you want me to  just tell you yeah when uh no batter from the   opposing team reaches any base oh what's it  called perfect game that whole thing didn't   make sense the way you were [ __ ] saying it I  said what does it mean to pitch a perfect game   and it's no batter from the opposing team  reaching any bass that best talk what oh   well that doesn't have a mic so it's hard people  don't hear they comment that all the time okay   we didn't understand how that was supposed to  be played so should we start over no let's just   spit again you should try to explain it in here  because they didn't just to your best because she   doesn't have a mic that just said yeah what does  it mean yeah what is it okay what does it mean   to pitch a perfect game okay we don't quite know  our categories yet but we're learning just like   you all right let me spin it up here we go oh got  that good spin for you animals purple I'll scroll   here animals purple for the second question  of trivia what bird has the longest tongue   seagull [Music] a [ __ ] crane uh it goes  like this hold on oh a peacock peacock   a flamingo dude what bird [ __ ] gox like that I  can't think oh um they're local a chick a turkey   a rooster a turkey a vulture a [ __ ] what's  that Maggie Talia I guess Maggie go ahead   y'all want the answer yeah I will pick  her I would not have known that me either   the longest tongue a woodpeck when Beth was  making this she asked me and I got it right   what I know damn all the northern flickers  how'd you know that Sports red sports red   sports red okay for the third question  of trivia who was the only person in   NBA history to be named most valuable player  coach of the year and executive of the year can I just say is it [ __ ] like John Stockton  what was it Larry Bird yeah oh my gosh how did   you know that because you just guessed Larry Bird  what was the executive Chelsea Lynn how did you   know I know things you don't know nothing about  you yes [ __ ] you guessed Larry Bird I I had a   feeling hey I remember watching Larry Play Hold on  if I made a guess don't you think I'd say someone   other than Larry Bird no because he's really  well known not real I mean not to non-sports   fan a non-sports fan would not know who Larry  Bird is yeah I don't know I don't know if I'm a   nonsense yeah that's true if I'm a non-sports  fan guessing I'm gonna guess Michael Jordan   but he's probably the best white  basketball player of all time   scored what did you say like I can I'm gonna score  48 points tonight and then he'd just score 48   points like he was that type of good yeah insane  he'd say I'm gonna score 50. and do it all right   here we go is it my it's your turn hit it well  spinny Mo spinny baby or yellow art yellow okay   I don't know how you're gonna know this  uh but no what year did Bob Ross die 83. is it in the 90s yeah 96. 94.   somewhere in the middle 95 90. [Applause]  it was in the 90s yeah here we go what does it mean all right we got a second chance  okay so what does it mean I'm gonna ask you you   know a question and then you're gonna be like  what is it got it you know mean got it um what   does it mean to fold in the cheese to fold in the  cheese to take a spatula and lightly fold it over   yeah it basically just means stirring gently  from the bottom upward folding the liquid up   over the cheese so as to help it melt gently  I mean that's right yeah she just said it okay   yeah I didn't get it word for word but yeah you  folded the cheese yeah yeah I folded some cheese it's easy but easier than folding anything else  okay one more one more right let's do a couple   more oh gosh I love trivia we love spinning that  wheel now or Yeller art yellow okay come on where   is the world's largest Art Museum located Paris  well yeah and but what and uh what's it called oh   that I don't know the Louvre okay I didn't  know that and then uh what year did it open   [ __ ] got me did you is he reading it wrong yeah  that's the bonus question sorry bonus question   what year did it open right you gotta do it right  read you gotta do it right man if he wants a bonus   question bonus question what year did it open  2001 okay 78 I don't know all right let's just   [ __ ] say 1887 August uh 1793. oh it's been open  since 1793 for reals I said 2001. I know all right   well nobody gets a bonus yeah go one more oh yeah  here we go we gotta redeem ourselves you can bonus let's do it again let's do another I love that I  told Brett hurry but it will take me 20 minutes   to find a DM I know rock and roll Blue Rock and  Roll here we go rock and roll blue oh I love this   one I did not know this okay well that's fine  [Music] how old was Elvis when he died 42 yes   I didn't know man I actually did know that it was  your age [ __ ] yeah I've already been dead yeah   well he died August 26 or August something August  I thought he was like it'd be like this month he'd   be your age yeah yeah so sad oh God I love Elvis I  said it'll bless my soul it was wrong how old I am   yeah I thought you were 42. 43 43. the  fact that none of us know each other's age   is just out of control and we're with each  other like every day outlived Elvis I know   I couldn't believe that because I feel like I'm in  my Prime right now well and when I think of Elvis   being like a 42 year old man I think oh he was  an adult he was a grown man and then I look at   you you and your mentality and how you are with us  and I'm like Elvis could have been just like Brett   Rod Stewart thanks he he could have he could  have had a Dennis Rodman there I haven't met   very many 43 year old men like Brett thanks have  you guys no but I'm not around I'm not around 40   year old men as much as Brett so they could  be faking it and I don't know the real them   yeah who are you you know what I mean that's true  so you know everybody acts normal at first when he   first meet him you get to know him you're like  everyone's showing that first impre that until   you fart you really don't know that person or  until you're moving with each other yeah I would   say that gosh I would say before if I ever did get  married I don't even know if I ever would because   a little scammy to me but uh it's just  paper just kidding I don't even know but   what was I saying you okay sorry Brett don't do  that to me Brett how does it make you feel when   she says she never wants to get married uh well it  was it is kind of confusing because I am uh oh I   actually found a document that proved I'm deaf  I was gonna say that for a lean forward what   yeah I was looking for myself I have to do with us  getting married I'm light-headed the reason I was   gonna say that because I thought when we first  started dating that you wanted to get uh Nikki and then and then so I would say if I ever did get  [ __ ] married I don't know if it will be bright   or not but I'm crying I would recommend moving in  with the dude I know that's frowned upon living   with somebody before you marry them but [ __ ]  dude imagine not living with somebody and then you   move in with them and figure out who the [ __ ]  they are and find out they're 100 of time Motley   100 malt leaky sticky yeah all right Brett so show  us what does the document have to do with we don't   know I was looking for my social security card the  other day for something I needed we're not talking   what does marriage have to do the ear oh because  I thought I heard you say you wanted to elope just saying I never you said you never said that he's being dead serious people I can change  their minds though dude he brought out the [ __ ]   documents he has his ear documents with him he  said I thought you I thought you said you wanted   to elope I'm crying right now but then she says  she doesn't want to get married so I'm like okay   well I mean whatever because she moved in with you  yeah you got that malt licky it's tough you're not   having someone pick up after you all the time  you want me to see that documentary around in   your fanny pack for times like this probably it's  going to be tough to read God I'm crying okay okay let's see here Public School record I'm  trying to find a year on here Public School record forever no it's like 92 February I can read  it probably better than you 92 96 Maybe right ear frequency left ear frequency  just a bunch of check yeah just go to   the bottom really the writing would  okay and it says loss on low tones   urge parents to contact Physicians [Laughter]   following medical oh man this is it says I like  if you knew you were going to keep it for 40   years you should have laminated it yeah well no I  just didn't know it was in there I'm like oh cool   this is the what I needed to do oh dude when I  was in junior high in high school I was obsessed   with laminating [ __ ] you were me too you were I  loved it and I still like it yeah absolutely it's   crispy that was back in the day before they had  those little sheets you could do it with we had   to go to like I would take it places and go live  yeah so Brad I'm not really seeing that it says   you're deaf I am saying go ahead and go ahead my  mom owned a snap and scrap and so she would get   all the fancy equipment it was nice to laminate  and [ __ ] and she had that quick cut that   machine scrapbooking always okay it says failed  school screening so contact physician did you   ever go to the physician go get in your mic Brett  because people can't hear you standing up in the   center of the room holy [ __ ] if you're still  listening we love you so much you're at Brett   I feel like um I'm really glad Brett's here on  this part on this episode though no you not Paige   is he annoying you no I'm good okay um I forgot what it's gonna say but what  are we gonna say Brent oh so I'm supposed   to oh did y'all ever see a physician yeah they  basically just said yeah I can't hear that well   um but it wasn't bad enough to like wear hearing  aids or whatever okay didn't we talk about his   ears at the very beginning when we started this  pod yes because we were saying bright doesn't   listen and he was saying that's because I can't  hear yeah but times have changed like there is   a procedure you can probably do with your if you  have had an ear problem please tell us what you've   done because well also yes but I also feel like  not listening and not hearing are two different   things he doesn't listen does that make sense  sorry not that he can't hear what you're saying   he doesn't listen he has I just can't hear it no  you have selective hearing no idea what you want   to hear proves that don't have selected right  if I'm sitting here having a conversation with   you and we're conversing and we're talking and  at the end I'll you won't know what I'm talking   about like you don't listen you hear what I'm  saying but the words don't mean anything to   you does that make sense they go in one ear and  [ __ ] so Brett like this that I'm not hearing   I know you heard what I said but this is part  where I ask you for an example and then you say   well I don't have an example on right now I got a  million examples it almost happens every in every   conversation and then so when you need an example  it's kind of like how do we give you an example   when it's literally every [ __ ] conversation  Fred will go hey let's go to um let's go grab   breakfast and then we'll go by Trader Joe's and  we'll go home and I'll go okay and five minutes   later I'll go uh which Trader Joe's we're going  to hit back I don't know what you're talking   about that's not I don't go see I disagree I'll  go you said we're going to Trader Joe's I never   said that I'll go I don't recall this happening  sorry that's all right should we move on to some   questions Hey listen I wasn't gonna bring this  up but you pulled out the documents no yeah this   is what I just wanted to bring out okay that  I you know but Chelsea is Right Chelsea you   just freaking slammed that whole conversation and  Brett you're wrong you're done do better lean back   or vice versa or I'll say something  and he'll go okay and then he won't   it's the same type of conversation and people  go page is so rude to bring it but you guys I   deal with that that type of malt leaky every day  she's Mo she's dealing with malt leaky daily I'm   I'm just saying you know if you're gonna talk to  me look into my eyes and that way I know I'm can   you know I'm paying attention and I can hear  what you're saying okay because I can't hear   that well anyway all right he can't hear  Maggie do you think Brett listens well no   not at all okay that's probably because I  have poor hearing yeah he can't hear you   so she's 100 correct you can't hear but you also  don't register anything that's that's what we're   saying anything anybody says he doesn't I highly  disagree this conversation is example yeah of   what we're talking about and also if you like the  relationship you're in and want to continue it or   whatever and hearing and listening is such  a big problem in your relationship because   communication also comes in ties with that  and the partner goes oh I'm not gonna go do   anything about the hearing because my ears will  just be messed up then it's like okay so you're   not gonna do anything about the hearing but you  can't hear so look me in my eyes and talk to me   communicate with me yeah Brett's not understanding  what we're saying so we should just move on yeah   and uh we wish you well Brett and everybody  think about him like send them you know send   some positive thoughts and prayers whatever to to  Brett in his ears I think communication is really   important it's very important yeah so I agree yeah  all right so where were we going next segment or   was the the beans we're done baby we're ready for  a can of beans roll that beautiful Bean footage   hello and welcome to the MooMoo commercials wanna  smell better naked let's face it our underarms   aren't the only place we have body odor that is  why I am so thankful for today's sponsor Lumi   whole body deodorant for pits privates and Beyond  created by an OB GYN who saw too many women being   over treated with antibiotics they didn't need  for external day-to-day odor it's 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confident you'll love Lumi as  a special offer for listeners new customers get   five dollars off a Lumi starter pack with code  viral at lumideodorant.com that equates to over   forty percent off your starter pack when you  visit Lumi deodorant.com and use code viral   hi beautiful ladies um I just wanted to tell  you about a story a story that happened to me um I was married to a man  who was living a double life   and after six months of marriage I found out  he was cheating not with just a few women but   about 12 different women just telling them  he wanted to move them into their his house   and he was a lawyer and he was going to you know  spend his life treating them good and all that   I found out that he was cheating by some  women that reached out to me on Facebook   after that I started Living in a separate room  ready to be moved out and there was a knock on   the door a couple days later I was the only  one home and there was a raid on the house   when they raided the house I didn't know  what was happening and they told me that   he was in trouble for being mess and  a drug dealer but also maker of mess   and also for child pornography I immediately  got a restraining order and now he's with a   fourth wife because he had two before me a fourth  wife but she has no idea what his past is and   he's on Megan's Law and I have to be that way for  the rest of his life but I just thought you would   think that was pretty interesting how somebody can  live a totally different life than what happens   so anyways ladies thank you  so much bye oh dear honeys   dude it's what it's wild to  me and I've always said this   and I talked to Greg all the time about this you  don't know people I knew that's what you're gonna   say I say that all the time what you know Greg and  I and I think of my even might have mentioned this   several podcasts ago but Greg and I were this  was years ago we were watching a dateline or a   cold case I think it was and there was this woman  um who was creeped and murdered outside of Dallas   in the early 1970s and um brutally and they  didn't find her killer until like just a few   years ago by chance they reopened the case you  know DNA didn't exist back then they had DNA   and they found a grandpa who had a normal job been  with his wife for 40 years had kids had grandkids   he was a loving Grandpa loving father  great man in the community it's like   can you imagine I told Greg this I go can you  imagine as much as you love your dad Roger   Rogers the coolest dude he you know just deputies  coming to pick him up for doing that 40 50 years   ago like you could not even fat you would not even  believe in it you would not you could not fathom   Greg was like that's insane he goes I can't  imagine like my dad would never do anything   like you don't know that's what I'm saying I don't  think you would either that's all I'm saying but   you people you don't it's mind-blowing I heard  a story about that same thing like with a loving   grandma she was a freaking serial killer as  a Black Mirror Black Mirror episode but I Brett Lean Back Brett time's up get on the cushion  lean back I see it's wild dude it's the stuff like   that double lives and the title thing that you  said like it could be uh you know uh somebody in   the community it could be you know it could  be the people you know at your local [ __ ]   church that are the people you think are the best  people that are preaching to you yep it's I mean   you truly don't know people and I'm sorry that  you had to [ __ ] go through that to be married   to somebody and the 12 women not so disrespectful  to call and who knows and to see that [ __ ] move   on and get remarried knowing that like he's  gonna knowing that there's nothing you can   do that he's gonna move on and manipulate people  you know like that's psyche shows no emotion or   just nothing yeah damn Honeys we're sorry about  that that is [ __ ] that is [ __ ] wild I mean   happier away from him now at least exactly get  away we love you Honeys thank you for calling in   damn hey honey just finished the new episode and  I wanted to hit you guys with the would you rather   so would you rather have two little tiny  scaled down two scale wieners as nipples   or would you rather have a little tiny uh you  know to scale set of balls where your [ __ ] is   I also just wanted to say on the  poppers note poppers are [ __ ] cool   um I wasn't really ever doing them to  you know prep my Amy for some sex but   it's pretty badass to hit one and then  light your farts you know super thought   oh yeah whoa damn whoa okay would we we  rather have little tiny penises for nipples   or balls for a [ __ ] just imagine rubbing your  nipples and they come that's kind of be cool   and they get hard I'd be shooting people in the  face I feel like if you had balls for a [ __ ]   it almost wouldn't be too much different down  there because there's so much skin and folds   and stuff it's almost like the cheese folds you  wouldn't know you know if you're folding cheese   down there yeah that would just tie right in  because your one [ __ ] is kind of like one ball   so it'd be like having two clits with a little  sack around it yeah little little balls I think   I would like the penis for nipples damn what do we  have to wear those breasts uh those breast covers   so we don't get malt leakies oh no I'd Molly  healer everything I'm always leaking I want   my leakies out oh dude I'm already leaking out  of enough holes I'm just trying to think you do   um how cute would little tiny miniature I'm  thinking of them they would be cute would you be   circumcised or no maybe one not one that'd be cool  I'd switch it up one yes one knot you know just to   see you got two choices you know might as well do  that yep yeah let's get those um I know I think   that sometimes like I wonder if the viewers can  see these gnats I'm trying to find or if I just   look like a [ __ ] freak just like catching all  these errors what would you do what would y'all do   I guess I'd probably have two balls yeah for  a [ __ ] really so it'd be easier to find for   the guy yeah that makes sense imagine getting hit  in the in the balls though in your little berries   they would be tiny I would I think I  would do the two little balls really yeah   that'd be cute both would be cute I loved this  would you rather would you wear a cup when playing   sports well you'd probably just let them hang but  I'll you go out on my head yeah oh you don't want   to do that you got your big [ __ ] lips to cover  it they don't have to be low they can be up by   the [ __ ] but balls are sensitive so imagine you  hit them on you hit them on a corner and you're   like oh my balls but you're not gonna hit them  on a corner because they're up in your [ __ ]   they're up in the yeah they're little they're  up by your [ __ ] just add another clip that's   what it is side by side yeah that's what it would  be yeah you know what I'm saying you get what I'm   saying yeah side by side yeah it wouldn't be a  full set of balls no oh and I get that yeah also   yeah I do understand that yeah but I've just said  I I mean I've hit my vagina a fair amount of times   yeah for sure all right I love that would  you rather keep the would you rathers coming   on now what's this oh that's Barbara's  phone baba turn it Off Taylor Swift was   gonna get us demonetized demonetized as we're  already not saying fourth edition [Music] Brett's telling people to do better that's bad  that's bad if he's telling us what is it Barbara   you all right oh what was the other thing that I  mean y'all go ahead we can talk oh okay the four   um the nipples and then what was the other  thing after that balls no but what was the   other oh the poppers okay the poppers he  likes to light his uh popper at the farts   we talked about that several episodes ago like  the poppers getting about to get your butthole   ready yeah to relax you but he likes him he farts  and then lights it on fire would you ever do that   I've thought about it but then I heard that  the inside walls of your anus can get like   burned and you could like severely not good not  good you can't be having that I don't be burning   the inside of my hole from just trying to fart  I'll just fart regular Jesus Christ all right   that's too much man he board bored but it's  cool if you're filming it and if you're not   filming it just for fun you can do whatever but  I'm not gonna risk getting the inside of my hole   burned I'm not risking it without being filmed  yeah anything for a good shot well you need the   clout to pay for the right the bills right you  need a good Vlog for that freaking anal cavity   I mean what that's got to cost at least 200 Grand  oh my God how do you even repair that I don't know   just be careful with your holes out there  you guys you guys are doing too much with   them sometimes lighting fireworks out of  them you know just just do what they're   supposed to do maybe a lick every now and  then don't go too far and rough gosh all right   thank you for calling in Honeys we love  you hey honey confession here so I have   been sober for about 15 years now and I feel  myself falling back into that place that I was   15 years ago I've been with my old man for  15 years we have two beautiful children and   for some reason I just feel like there's  something missing and I cannot put my finger on it   and I want to tell him that I've been using again  but I am scared to tell him because if Things Fall   Apart I don't want it to be used against me for my  having my kids he's very understanding and sweet   and I know he would do everything to help me but  I just can't find myself to tell him I want to   tell my every day I almost tell him but I just  can't I just need advice on how to tell him or   if I should just deal with this on my own um  let me know your thoughts I love you all and   I wish the best for you all and take care love  you oh yeah oh yeah love you honey we wish the   best for you damn um I feel like if you don't tell  him he's gonna know he's gonna find out eventually   um if it gets worse if it if you're not  able to take care of it handle it yourself   um he's gonna start to notice changes and  differences if he hasn't already I don't know   um that's my thing he's gonna find out yeah one  way or the other and he's you're you're married to   him you have kids together it's you have a family  so I think just being as honest as possible with   your partner if he's honest with you you know you  got to respect you gotta respect your partner and   and that's a big one too so I feel like if you do  tell him and you said he is loving and accepting   and will understand I say bring him along and  have him help you because he's your partner   and that's what Partners do I agree and I think  I think look at this way what would you rather   do you come to him and tell him what's going on  or when you least expect it him finding out and   getting even probably more upset than he would  and and confronting you because that's what I   would be more upset about is if I was your husband  and found out on my own I'd be really upset and   probably lose a lot of trust in the relationship  you know so yeah I agree with you on that yeah   yeah big time I think I think most definitely  you should just tell him and I don't think it   needs to be anything crazy and I think literally  you should just set him down and like I'm I need   to talk I've got to you know I'm not okay and  just get straight into it yeah oh and we wish   you the best you can get through this and yes you  can yeah and you'll get through it together and   Future's bright I would tell them honeys we  love you love you good luck with everything [Music]   like shopping etiquette like as far as um like  staying to the right side of the aisles I I mean   in my opinion that makes sense just like traffic  on the road it makes sense to stay on the right   like something you're not you know blocking  everybody else trying to stop and then also when   you're waiting in a line to check out and getting  in people's personal space I was just checking out   at the Dollar General and before I could even walk  away the next person is right up at the counters   there's a wallet up there and is already asking  for her things I didn't even receive my receipt   yet at that point like it's just so frustrating  so let me know what y'all think okay thanks   this is something I don't even  think about shopping etiquette I definitely do because she's really big on it  so you are well I think it's freaking annoying   if people are blocking aisles or just like  on their phone and like not paying attention   that's annoying to me or like if I'm looking at  something and people just are right behind you   with their car like just go around or I don't  know I would agree with that I you know I keep   to the left of the or the right of the aisle  like you're what like I would agree with that   I think that's common sense and common courtesy  which some people don't have but that's every   that's everywhere you go yeah that's anything  that's not just a grocery store that's I mean   people are just inconsiderate everywhere I've  been trying to like look for a veggie not there   for long I'm like literally grabbing something  and I've had people just come in right next to   me and grab something like under me or it's like  damn just give give me like one second to back up   yeah it's that's something I don't really  think about though but I will like if if   someone's kind of in the way and I'm trying to  get by and they know and I'll say excuse me I'm   very if I'll say excuse me once nice they don't  I'll say excuse me once and then I'll literally   be like excuse me and then I'll walk back and go  I'm a big huffering if people are being rude I   will huff and walk mom you you do you are a Huffer  anytime you're frustrated Chelsea you go [Music]   you're big on that I'm a Huffer I want people  to know you're being rude and I'm huffing right just releasing some strawberries  because people are um what's the word   inconsiderate inconsiderate they don't you know  it's they don't you ain't considered it at all   people are just rude they lack empathy  yeah you know like I don't know so they   are and that yeah you're right it does go with  everything what's your favorite grocery store   damn dude I love Trader Joe's because I feel like  they have just everything I need really but I like   to go to Whole Foods sometimes go we like to go  to the whole body section and just walk around   get some bath salts and I don't know I love them  all I love Whole Foods but it's it's too far and   it's so expensive that I don't go all the time  but I will go occasionally I'll go occasionally   but I'm just a Kroger's girl some when we were  filming that show that never came out though   um we would go to Eerie Han A Lot Erie Han  there is a uh grocery store in Los Angeles   there's only like four of them in Los Angeles it's  the world's most expensive grocery store and we'd   go I mean it how much did you pay for a little  pint of strawberries like it's like 25 bucks for   a pint of strawberries Dom don't do that just so  dumb we'd go and just get a couple things but you   were addicted to the uh cookie dough balls it's a  very cool grocery store but it's not like normal   to go in there and get all your groceries it's  oh God no not unless you have that freaking right   that private jet money right I've gotta I follow  a private uh personal chef in Beverly Hills and   I don't know who her bosses are but she tick  tocks her daily thing and she they want all   the groceries from year one so she goes every  day and gets threatened and it's just damn she'll spend like two thousand I know  who you're talking about she's like   two thousand dollars in there yeah each  time each time she goes does she do hauls   I forgot who she is but I'm not gonna lie though  uh how do you actually say the name erwan erwan   those aisles are the [ __ ] skinniest slits I've  ever been in you can't move everyone is just in   their workout attire and getting what they need  and they know exactly where it's at I get a little   flustered in there it's a very weird grocery  store but it's really cool to go into yeah yeah so   anyway that's that's my thoughts on grocery  store etiquette I guess yeah I don't   everyone just do a little better in a grocery  store and everywhere else be mindful be aware of   the people and around you and especially too the  phone thing look around when you're crossing the   [ __ ] Street mm-hmm yeah people don't even look  up and they just will go right in front of you   thank you for calling in honeys love you  hey honey it's a 32 year old virgin here   just looking for some advice so I'm a virgin at  32 still and I've kind of you know ashamed about   it kind of embarrassed and I don't know what to  do like if I do find someone like do I let them   know do I just keep it to myself that's  gonna scare them off if they find out and   um well that's it so I look  forward to hearing from you oh yeah   hey Honey's virgin here it might actually not am  I being a virgin might lure people in not scare   them off I mean Paige big time I'm a virgin  I don't think it's gonna scare anybody off   um some people well I would only tell people  if you want to pursue a relationship with that   person if you're like hey I I just want to get my  virginity over with and I just want to do it with   somebody and get it over with I probably wouldn't  say anything to them but if you're like I don't   want to do that I want to get into a relationship  with somebody and have sex with them and stuff I   would then I would probably I would probably tell  them but what if she gets malt bleedy because she   hasn't had her cherry popped if she I never bled  sane cherry popped is so [ __ ] nasty Arena cherry   pop what if she gets that malt bleeding not  malt bleeding if she gets that malt bleedy   I mean that happens and then he's like why are  you bleeding oh I'm a virgin do you say it after   I think it's weirder if you say it after yeah  that's what I'm saying you gotta just be like   I'm a virgin yes I said before yeah and then I  would also say it preps the dude who you're [ __ ]   he knows you're a virgin he can kind of like help  you rather than just cram it in your hole he can   go a little more gentle you know yeah I agree um  I don't think I don't think that's something you   should be weirded out or embarrassed by we were  all virgins at one point you know like yeah I I   um I don't know I it depends on your situation  man I it's whether you tell somebody or not if   you're just want to [ __ ] screw it they don't  even know you know if you're a virgin I would   say that's almost like having a superpower  yeah that takes a lot of like holding back   how are you making out and then not [ __ ] that's  true how are you dry open and then right maybe she   hadn't been making out what if she's not making  out and hadn't made out either I don't know   but how could you make out and not [ __ ] oh I  love making out making out is my favorite thing   I'll take making out over getting my [ __ ] ate  I'll take making out over you said you just want   to go to a swingers you can make out and dry on  people you know what I could make out not have sex   making out is my favorite yeah you could just  freaking get a corner and rub your yeah I can   handle that myself you know I can't make out with  myself you're just your wrist I love making out   what's your favorite sexual thing I'll just  slide in there like Patrick and just getting   a wiener in laying there and getting a weiner in  I think it is fun to make out though and do that   um but Brett will come real quick if you make  out and yeah it is I think making out's good   while having sex right you seem to just come  fast anything she does I can kind of well yeah   I have to come the whole time I yeah I have to  hold it ah hold it what's your favorite thing   to do sexually Adam if you had one thing give  receive could be the littlest thing like what   is like the one thing you're like this is this  is it for me the best doggy really so doggie   just get you I like it a lot yeah bust really  quick okay and I can't hold that yeah I can   kind of hold the other positions yeah yeah what  about you Maggie um oh God probably getting my   [ __ ] eat yeah eat in my [ __ ] eating get my  [ __ ] eating that needs to be a [ __ ] promo eat more eating I like to give head to the turkey yeah  yeah God is good gets a little wet remember that   one time you were talking to that guy we were  living in Escondido and I said are you still   talking to that guy you said no I ghosted him and  I was like why and he said he sent me this text   message and I go what did it say and you said he  said excuse me ma'am can I borrow your mouth yeah   and it pissed her off so bad she ghosted well  he's gonna give it back which that was stupid   yeah you like what you like pissed me off so bad  I was like nope can you roll your mouth you can   kind of tell the personality just from the yeah  don't say [ __ ] like that to me well can you   imagine feeling so dumb that you sent that and  then she never responds and you're like man I   shouldn't have [ __ ] said he's probably still  thinking about it that was the dumbest thing I   could have ever said that probably keeps him up at  night dude I forgot about that and y'all weren't   like texting in the middle and he said that  you hadn't talked in like hours or something   and he randomly texted you that and you were  like nope excuse me ma'am may I borrow your   mouth okay then that's yeah if you're out there  listening don't ever send a text like that no   no what about the ones that say like put balls  in your DMs they'll have like a soccer ball or   something in there and never say oh sorry my ball  rolled in or like oh my God that's funny though   I've never had that happen that's the dumbest  thing those ones are the dumbest [ __ ] things   that wait till you get one you're gonna get a  bunch now oh gosh now I'm gonna get them every day   wow hey Honeys um if you're feeling like it's time  it's time for you to get something in a wiener or   something yeah I kind of want to know what she's  been doing yeah past 32 years just like talk to   her she's either been not nothing or nothing on  her own and she's ready to not with someone else   she's like what are her Hobbies she didn't tell  us yeah she didn't tell us yeah time's up dick in   right all right we're ready for that next call yo  I got a question me and my girlfriend are here at   the house and a few things a quickie is where  both of us get it in but I'm thinking a quickie   is where one of us gets it in first whoever goes  first is is the winner at this quickie end so   um so he calls it a race I call it a quickie as  in whatever comes first go first and that's the   end of the game um what do you think quickie both  spouses come or a quickie one of the other columns   and that's that's it hence the word quickie key  term keyword all right oh yeah I thought it was   common knowledge that a quickie means demand comes  and the woman doesn't which is sex 98 of the time   yeah that's true I didn't um think it was that  though what do you think it was I thought it was   like hey want to go do a quickie you just hurry  up and you just [ __ ] real quick like you know   you just bend over a table get it jammed in jammed  out are you coming during quickies no that's what   I'm saying because you're like rarely coming  he came up with his own [ __ ] rules whoever   can come the quickest obviously you're winning  obviously it's gonna be the guy so a quickie   you're not making out yeah you're not making it  out you're not doing oral you're he's literally   sticking it in a hole and coming as fast he can  that's a quickie I've never heard of those rules   what rules his Tom and the quickest no  whoever comes the quickest it's gonna be him   yeah and she says it's a race to whoever comes  first it's gonna be him are they saying the same   [ __ ] thing then that one got me but a quickie  to me is definitely when you're just like let's   say you're out and about and you're like hey let's  hop in this bathroom or let's hop in this [ __ ]   um car real quick and anywhere and you just hop  in somewhere plop in plop out and they got nuts   in 60 seconds in here and you're and you're on  your way then you're walking around with cream   like all this she's saying you both not that's  the question she's saying you both nut yeah   I thought maybe I was being selfish you know  that's not quick for a lot of people that's a   longy I'm gonna need an hour 45 minutes tonight  that's not good you know I would say I could not   and probably four minutes huh during  sex during missionary Jesus Christ   that's rare that's new that's new for you breaking  news well with just with Brett yeah because   remember previous boyfriends I could not come like  we were even asking his family hey Paige can't   come do you know what we can do wait wait you were  dating a guy I've told this on the Pod I swear   I've never heard that you were talking to  his family about him not making you come I   don't remember so you were dating the guy yeah  he couldn't make you come and you all went to   his family being kind of like what's wrong not as  like counseling holding a rock to talk y'all just   talking to him he yeah we would just went up  for a barbecue he's like yeah you know I can't   make Paige come to his uncle and stuff and they're  trying to come up with resources I'm just saying   yeah I don't know why I can't come and never felt  it before but then he did uh the first time I ever   did come was on a cruise he he eated me out wait  what and then and then that was pretty much it   but Brett actually that big cockhead I don't know  it makes you come scraper I missed you Shredder   Shredder I remember you saying something now that  you say that I remember that yeah yeah oh God oh   my gosh dude that's what for no I need like a  lot of time you need foreplay huh not yes yeah   it's a makeup I need my [ __ ] rubbed and then  I need to be on top otherwise it's not happening   and you're not rubbing you're you're not rubbing  your own [ __ ] you're are you rubbing it on the   skin like Greg's belly like it's like above the  dick area like the dick area you know look right   above the dick I rub my [ __ ] okay that's where  my [ __ ] is okay you know what I mean and I'm   rubbing it perfect I bet it don't take no four  minutes an hour at least my legs would give out   dude I know how do you do that well maybe not an  hour but I definitely need a lot of I don't know   a lot of seconds yeah I wish I would make some  things that would like help you ride like some um   but what were those things we used to jump on as  a kid pogo stick they need those for like the back   of your thighs when you're riding a car that's  funny that'd be great I always wanted a sex swing   why don't you have one I need to get one  doesn't know how to freaking drill a hole   in the ceiling whoa he'd be like where's the  stud he put 400 holes hanging up the TV Brett   if you if she bought a sex swing could you get  it up yeah good you think so no it'd fall when   you're in it no I'm gonna get it no I don't think  Brett could know how to hang it up you're right   would be calling Beth Beth would come have to  hang the sex swing I put up that uh projector   pretty good I thought I could see Brett loving a  sex swing though oh yeah sex thing that's all he   talks about it is he's brought it up on the pot  a lot yeah he has his fantasies Airborne starfish   Brett what's a fantasy you have  Airborne starfish that's funny uh   man I guess sex swing all right Paige would you  ever do it get a sex swing with it get a sex swing   um you'd just be swinging yeah oh dude I'd  be chilling in it yeah all day a hammock we   should just get the hammock I think I should  get it can we put it up out here in my house   maybe down here or somewhere we [ __ ] in your  old house remember I know yeah you guys already   know that story if you're uh an OG listener  wow dude what's your fantasy besides double   penetration swingers I would like to try all of  it really I would like to try double penetration I don't think it would be I don't know if I could   I don't know I imagine like being a smaller woman  with two dicks would be easier but people are   saying no the bigger you are the better but the  easier is I don't I would love to do double pin here I'd love to go to go to a swingers resort  and not even really [ __ ] just see what it's   about I don't think what you're saying like two  smaller girls I don't even think that even matters   I'm just thinking about how easy the dicks  are going to go in and stuff you're just   gonna lay there yeah you're right I  guess I would love to try double pin   um I do think the only double pin I've ever saw  is the girl was like um on her head maybe doing   a handstand oh and they were like yeah yeah can  you imagine if I tried that absolutely not you're   probably like it gets rid of your hiccups oh my  gosh I'd say that's it I really can't think of   anything else there's nothing like else that I'm  crazy that I want to do or anything not really   yeah you Maggie no swingers club for sure yeah  yeah or like a some sort of yeah like and I may   even hate it yeah I just want to go and try it  now the double pin I think I would I may hate that   too but I just want to try them do you ever role  play in Greg I mean I feel like we used to like   the very beginning but that doesn't do  anything for me oh dude can you imagine Chelsea oh holy [ __ ] I've always  wanted to role play but kind of   just don't ever you know that doesn't  do anything for me the only thing that   the only thing that will really make me come is  dirty talk if there's no dirty talk I can't come   damn zero so you need Dirty Talk riding it and  okay yeah let's make it come quick keep note   of that okay I got it you never know if you're  a guy you might need me you might need you so   so thank you for calling in uh was that about the  quickie still or whatever holy should that quickie   turn on to uh this is the last call all right  here we go thanks for calling love ya hey honey good job all right ladies oh yeah oh that was  pretty good but there is always room to do better   that was him I thought it was gonna be  like a good man moan that was me too   I can't go high like that listen I'm  not I love you guys I was not impressed   if I was [ __ ] a man and he moaned like  that I'd probably get up and leave I don't   see I don't think he does that during sex I  think he's just oh intimidating women yeah [Music] yeah right imagine I'd start [ __ ] laughing  dude you meet this hot guy you go over to his   house can you play that call again Yes Yes Y'all  start messing around you get on top and he makes   this noise play it and he make we gotta make  that a sound bite hey honey so my boyfriend he   is the best motor around I'm going to show you  how he does it he does this all right go ahead imitating women but I would dude I think I  could stick through the [ __ ] you could and   I would laugh I would laugh though I would  I I wouldn't be able to take it serious I'd   be laying there mad mad mad I wouldn't be  mad but I'd be like he's [ __ ] with me or   just I there ain't no way I'm coming back I  would pull through because that's just in in   me you know I'm gonna start what I finish  yeah you gotta if you start it you gotta   finish it I've always said that like how  you turn the negative to a positive yeah   you do if you start something finish it but  I'm not coming back right and that's fine   and I'd be telling the story for sure because  damn I'll try to be getting it on film   let me grab my phone I'm getting a call dude  holy [ __ ] thank you guys for joining us for   another installment what a wonderful time we've  had a great time with this podcast with you guys   we love you we appreciate you if you're a guy  or or a girl whoever whoever can sound like a   like a give us a good grunty moan we want to hear  that and maybe we want to hear a good man like if   you're a man and you moan during sex we want to  hear that because we're always giving out moans   sometimes we want to hear them yeah you know just  that that mutual respect we don't want to hear it   oh yeah we want to hear like a good like hey get  us wet over here at devour podcast Studio okay   we'll be going through calls yep so call us in  picking a good one okay call us in check out our   Instagram the 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Length: 69min 50sec (4190 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 23 2023