The Viral Podcast Ep. 112

get ready we're going viral get ready we're going [Music] viral hello everyone and welcome back to another installment of the viral podcast I'm your host chela Lynn and I'm your host Paige Jin and in studio today we've got Maggie and Greg joining us hello hey everyone hello how you doing how's everybody doing doing good fantastic still a little cold in here am I the only one braless right now no I stay braless I don't even own a bra you're right I forgot about that I'm sure hey honey no tits here yeah hey honey no tits here yeah um Hey listen I I'm kind of excited about today's pod not only cuz pooky's here um but but why don't we start off strong uh we want to do this thing where we go around and just quickly before we get into it let's just list something that we love and something that we hate and this could be something that is simple small something that's been like we've been loving lately we've done this on here already we had we did do that yeah yeah um so who wants to go who wants to go first I guess I will go ahead Honeys okay something I love that have been really just I think it's just nostalgic to me old cars with the automatic seat belts yeah I miss that and I kind of want to buy one of those car like where the seat belt is in the uh where the seat belt is in the door frame yeah and it goes gotta I love that oh you must have had like a Honda Accord or Civic right it was my grandma's car back in the day oh okay all right I just really like it and then what I hate is when my socks get wet yes o I hate socks nothing worse than stepping in a freaking puddle or a offet yeah yeah like when I walk through the kitchen and you're like oh man I stepped on you know a piece of wet or ice but but it's actually dog pee dog which that happens a lot at the Melton House yes yes it does um something I love cinnamon toast oo just butter and cinnamon buttern tell me how you fix it butter sugar cinnamon and you just bake it like back in school you know back like the Lunch Ladies did it you know that was I still eat cinnamon toast today I had some this morning and something I hate more than anything you know those videos where somebody's hitting a ball and it comes back on the screen and scares you yes God I swear to God I want to punch I want to punch everyone around me you get scared and put my fist through a wall well cuz I'm mad that I got got you got I get got a couple I'll [ __ ] Dodge my phone and then I'm embarrassed like come on that really got me like you should have saw it coming and why are we making these videos scaring people it pisses me off I think some of them actually just like could happen you know sure like a ball get thrown at the lens people like officer Daniels making those videos huh you know damn well if you shot a video like that you'd be posting it to get people right well sure but some people post some people like do it on per it's not like a natural like a ball hitting like PE some people make these to scare people yeah and that pisses me well I'm mad that I got got pretty much and it does scare me I jump I will throw my [ __ ] phone across the house God those ones are freaky so that's something I hate Maggie you want to go yeah I'll go um something I love my new D and air oh yeah you got to love that I've been obsessed with it I've been doing everybody's hair doing my hair I just can't get enough I love it you love it okay so I love that something I hate uh unloading the dishwasher I literally want to Cuke every time I open it and it's time to be put up and it's every [ __ ] day multiple times day yeah what I hate loading it more than unloading it maybe I think I hate unloading it more she I think she I agree with you on that and the kids have been home all week because of the snow Yeah so I've been running that thing non-stop yeah they eating and they they eating everything yep yep they need jobs so they can go okay Pooky you want to go yeah something you love yeah something I love uh um the smell of fresh cut grass ooh that's a good one yeah that's real good good job yeah and something I hate I guess it could go be uh you know on the smell the smell Factor uh asphalt I hate the smell of asphalt freshly pored oh yeah yes yes that tar smell oh I think I like that like when you're like uh driving on the freeway and then just fresh pave uh-huh yeah okay what about if the sun's really hot and you can like get a little bit of gooey tar off of some pavement have you ever had it on your on like sling up from your tire to the side of your car I used to just like pick it off yeah Kelly Pickler Kelly Pickler she's Kelly pickl picking you know it's hot out if that happens oh yeah um hey why don't we we're going to play a little game here on the Pod we've done this on slits only and people loved it we loved it um it's called pick your poison so Greg's got a stack of cards I have a stack of cards uh Paige has got a stack of cards oh yeah and we're just going to pick two we're going to go around me me Greg and uh paig are going to read the cards and then but Maggie's going to um answer as well we're all going to go around we'll just go one at a time and kind of give our answer and we then we'll talk about it and basically this is like some crazy ass would would basically would you rather which one would you rather yeah this or that would you rather and um and we're just going to go off that are you guys ready yeah I haven't heard about this so this something new to me okay the first one would you rather never have sex again or have penises for fingers on one of your hands I guess I'll take some dick fingers me too dick fingers dick fingers then I can [ __ ] myself with my own hand yeah well you can now yeah but head yeah it's got a head on there Greg definitely dick fingers I'm going to have some you know dick on Dick action oh yeah you have dick fingers in you're jacking off that's some dick on Dick action do the fingers ejaculate that would be cool just on things I know kind yeah yeah I'm G to nut on you yeah okay who's next Paige okay I'll go all right would you rather have triplets with someone you only met once or pretend you are a cat and give someone in the room a tongue bath wow I'm I'm liking the tongue bath would you give me a tongue bath please Greg loves tongue baths I don't want to have triplets um so I would gladly just act like a cat and lick one of y'all mhm same I'll do that right now same it's a lot easier than triplets yeah and we don't even that it does triplets don't even have to be on the other side of that I'll just do that yeah to be grossed out I think I'm going to I don't think so yeah I don't think I'd be grossed out now do it for pleasure but I don't think I would be grossed out by doing that now if I got close to a hole Yeah you got to lick that ass it said from head to toe didn't it oh I'm I'm doing triplets I don't know you but we're having triplets why yeah just I don't want to lick nobody head to toe there's some pretty nasty crevices and I know mine I know mine tongue bath well you're not going to be the one carrying the babies either so and Greg's got a Greg's got a green ring around his ass he guess what guess what what nobody said I had to keep stay hey Greg speak into your mic yeah oh Lord we had this discussion with him before Greg Greg loves to not talk into the mic he likes to get back here he needs a damn straight jacket or or you just seriously need the head M yeah get the I asked y'all twice now for the head mic we need that Joe Rogan money come on yeah Greg we ain't got Joe Rogan money we can't afford a head mik a head mic all right Greg read your cards all right here we go do everything you can to convince everyone in your life that you have cancer after a year tell them you were faking it speak into your mic baby do you me to read it again yes a little bit un less robotic do everything you can to convince everyone in your life that you have cancer after a year tell them you were faking it oh God goty or oh no have your doppelganger become the world's most famous porn star okay I would pick have My Doppelganger become the world's most famous porn star cuz that's cool you know but I could never convince PE that's horrible that's horrible and actually that just happened on Tik Tok oh people do it all the time for money right people are just faking freaking yes cancer pregnancies anything starting up gunm yes hor what people do that on a regular basis can't you go to jail for fake gofundmes now I don't know one girl drug it out for freaking oh wow maybe six years now oh my God and people are just finally starting to like she got big rolls and [ __ ] from it like riding rolls wow it's a big thing so all three of you are doel ganger yeah I'm getting that doel ganger porn St yeah what are you doing Pooky do ganger yeah I couldn't I couldn't do someone like that like so [ __ ] up and honestly a little cray cray yeah people always tell me you look like not Travis Kelce what's the brother's name Jason Jason Kelce and I just don't see it no I think it's I mean you both have beards right but people always like Oh I thought this was more attractive or no well not necessarily more attractive or less attractive you just don't look like him yeah I could kind of maybe see it in the eyes like yeah H H but anyway beer okay ready for my too well is it me poop a pile of parasitic worms and eat one or receive a naked selfie from a family member once a day the selfie for sure I'm taking I ain't eating a worm cuz I've seen everybody naked anyway I can barely eat Top Ramen cuz it reminds me of worms stop oh man if you're [ __ ] out a worm and eating it do better you got to do better yeah yeah go find some food I'm I'm ready to see some Gil Gil what well you said a family member picture right Grandma yeah oh my God y n so everybody's picking a family member who would be the worst family member to get like can you imagine getting a dick pick from Roger oh God I wouldn't mind I want to see what everyone's dicks look like i' take a quick Gander but I you know who I was thinking of dirty pictures from uh uh you said dirty pictures Debbie web Clint Clint Clint Clint my step Grandpa your step Grandpa yeah have you ever seen a schlong no hell no he died like six years ago yeah Greg that's weird you brought that up I know you picked like the most random person I know well I mean who else did you want me to say Uncle Lou I don't know I mean I don't know all right let's move on next two next two these are great I like this this should be a whole episode you guys skip me so I'm going to go oh sorry and y'all play along at home yeah play along at home would you why did we skip you we didn't skip you mm- I went then you went then Greg went then I went so now it's your turn again okay um would you rather lose your sex organs or become a prostitute for a year probably prostitute but I had to be like I have to be like I Want To Be My Own Boss I a high es you know I'm going to charge like 10 grand for this [ __ ] hole like I want like you better make it worth it oh it will be it is it is okay so you just be upch charging for that year or or what just just can't use my thing anymore you don't have them lose your sex organs you lose them for a year organs no you are a prostitute for a year become a prostitute for a year or lose your sex organs organs on the insides or the outsides what is sex organ cream on the inside your vagina's a sex organ yeah yeah so you lose your Vine okay n i just become a prostitute for a year yeah yeah you don't got to work every day no take some time good thing you're into Annie you know do it January 1st and then do it dece December 31st or just go yting and [ __ ] a billionaire yeah that's true have you heard of yachting I mean I've heard of a yacht I've heard of little yachty O Okay dig into the yachting what what are you talking about just it's a whole thing of just aist celebrities and [ __ ] that go on these yachts and like [ __ ] billionaires and I mean um like Haley Bieber so there's going on vacation they're just kind of yeah I mean it doesn't seem like a bad gig no you get like haly Bieber's doing this you get to Bone well it says that she used to be yting like it's a whole thing in the industry hey Greg for for the rest of the podcast put your chin on your mic and don't and don't move it it I'm serious put your chin on your mic put your chin on your mic and don't move it scoot it put your chin on your mic and don't move it please how can you not hear me I'm the loudest person on the planet I can hear you but you people are people that are listening are not going to be able to hear this in their cars put your chin on your mic sorry please comment this may be Greg's last podcast all right Greg damn your turn you're a real bully all right your turn get a notification every time anyone in the world says anything negative about you o or pee a little bit every time someone says your name Chelsea already I about to say Chelsea's already got that problem I had to change underwear about an hour ago cuz I just I sneezed and I pissed everywhere so damn urethra yeah that urethra I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with pee every time someone says my name go yeah t now if we weren't in the I don't to say public eye cuz that makes makes us sound like we're like movie stars but if we were just like not doing what we do for a living then I'd pick every time somebody says something bad about you but people be out there talking about us left and right I'm sure so people don't stop saying bad right so so I don't want to get notified every time that happens yeah I ain't worried about the haters but I think it'd be you know that I'd be all right with that one getting the notification really yeah I don't have a whole lot of haters okay all right I don't have a whole lot come on really I don't have a whole lot of haters yeah you don't out of out of out of y'all four there's only one doesn't like me who's that I'm just kidding okay everybody ready is it my turn yeah okay ready accidentally find a video of your grandma on your favorite porn website or smash your pinky finger with a hammer I'm watching granny [ __ ] me too yeah yeah that'd be cool anyway I think if you're scrolling and see your grandma [ __ ] would you watch it here's the thing would you masturbate to it no no I would watch them and be like hell yeah but you'd watch just to watch it to say hey look at her go I'm I'm hoping it's my favorite title uh granny gangbanged in the garden stop Greg Greg comes up with the best porn titles it's unreal granny gang bangs in the garden whoa the best porn titles my grandma I put her on my Tik Tok doing the splits MH and she called and was like oh I found out what a gift was and I'm like what the hell are you talking about and she's like a granny eyed [ __ ] I guess people are writing GIF all over the and your Grandma and Grandpa are cool as hell oh yeah oh yeah they're [ __ ] cool dude they're oh God it's like I'm hanging out with my friends is this your mom's parents uhhuh yeah they're cool as hell I didn't get a chance to meet them little tokers but lowy oh yeah hikey where they live where they where do they live Utah oh okay they go to Arizona for the Summers though yeah they're cool people I threw a party at their house you did remember that one yep good times whose turn is it your turn yeah hit it okay hit it hit it hit it would you rather have sex with a dead person or take five shots of tequila every morning at breakfast oh H I'm down for that necrofilia bro he's been waiting he's been waiting forever to yell that out Oh my he said that too happily necrofilia why name it that necrofilia yeah I'm not going to lie when I first when you first read the dead body thing before you read the second thing I thought nothing will make me not nothing you can say is going to top that MH but five shots every morning knowing I hate alcohol more than anything you might have to [ __ ] some made me think about um I'm picking the alcohol though can you [ __ ] a dead guy no Honeys you can peg him I was say I don't think their dicks can what are their dicks doing they're staying limp limp right well I mean you'd may you you can hump you can get on there and hump I'm sure yeah you're not going to try to finagle a penis you no God trying to put a limp noodle in your [ __ ] would suck penis I'll take the five shots I guess just cuz I don't want to [ __ ] a dead and I like tequila but that would ruin my day every day I'd be I think eventually You' get used to it you know what I mean do you think so you get used to it every morning just knock them out get out way I think you develop a tolerance if you become a [ __ ] alcoholic what I was going to say what if you become like a hardcore alcoholic because of it I wouldn't want to drink any one more drop than the five I was mandatory to do well would that that would be so hard on your liver oh yeah maybe if it was a planned talking of the dead person like hey man when you die can I please [ __ ] you I don't want to take these shots at tequila no bro I still couldn't imagine a cold body just sitting there that makes me even sick to think about but what do you got to do to [ __ ] it for how long for a minute hey hey what are we and us we don't want to take shots question this should be a cleancut no and we're just sitting here debating and and hey what if what if you don't wait long enough for the body to get cold yeah what if he just died in your life still got that heat in it yeah no hey hey he's got that heat in him and he's putting that heat in you it may not be hard but you know I I I there's no way yeah you better get rigger mortise with that dick straight up stop it R mortise there's no way I could I could do that I would I would probably like just be sick even thinking about it as long as he wasn't shredded up and bleeding I think I could probably oh I'm thinking like not just physically like emotionally mentally like that's like not okay okay and and the fact that actually people do do this is like I is really sickening but I don't no I couldn't do it the fact that there's games out there that say would you rather have sex with a dead person yeah us if we started a game for real you you ready for mine I'm ready okay yeah become extremely addicted to heroin or die while being burned at the stake after living a full life I'm going to be dying at the steak I think so too yeah after having a full nice life I'll be ready how are you dying at the steak Yeah die while being burned at the Stak after living a full life burned alive damn burned alive cuz if you're on heroin you're not living no no dude yeah yeah black T I'm I'm definitely burned at the Stak I think so too and that's a hard one but you're right if you're if you're there's no point in there's no point yeah let's just live that good I do have a question okay be burned alive versus drowning I hear that drowning you go into like this psychosis state of like after a couple minutes where you don't even know you're like drowning and it becomes really like it takes that long to drown oh takes a good minute yeah good solid I don't know how [ __ ] long it takes but I hear you go into a a your body goes into a state of like almost relaxation I would rather drown than be burned these are both horrible I'm dang I drown maybe mhm yeah it wouldn't be as painful right go dude it's pretty painful though when you try to go from one end of the swimming pool to the other underwater like damn you you can't hold your breath that long all right everybody ready I couldn't imagine so sad here we go here we go have the number of days since you've had sex displayed on your forehead or furiously masturbate why furiously masturbate over an open casket come on this game is like I'll do the number display yeah same number display if I could just stick a little We Vibe in my [ __ ] and just have it vibrate in nobody and I don't even have to touch that no it said furiously masturbate over an open C all right [ __ ] I guess I'll just put the numbers on my forehead yeah I guess it depends who it is this this game loves disrespecting the dead you know if it was you Chelsea I would be going but I've already chosen necrofilia so you know what I'm doing really keep Greg away from funerals damn yeah you're not coming to our next funnel damn all right okay whose turn me your oh all right would you rather swallow a used condom you found on the sidewalk or participate in a nursing home orgy nursing home orgy 100% And you know that thing stink yeah nursing nursing home orgy I'm hoping I put one of them into a casket what oh my gosh get him under control sorry what get him under control swallowing and Ed condom I on the ground no that would like get stuck in your body and kill you you know my mom found a used condom I used yeah she did nursing home orgy everybody agreed on that think of all the people that [ __ ] their pants though all you got to do is bend over you don't got to look at them but if you're sucking a I'm not sucking a a doer [ __ ] diaper [ __ ] just [ __ ] it can be quick it doesn't say it have to be an hourong orgy you just walk in and they don't all have to be elderly well if they're at a nursing home something no no I've I've met younger people at nursing homes how many nursing homes you've been in babe I used to re you can't say I like three or four three or four I used to work at a nursing home too and there was but they're not all there I know but I'm just saying there's there's not all yeah they're not all elderly that's all I'm saying our aunt was in a nursing home she wasn't old no no dude and she was a trip yeah actually actually I kind of miss her I know well she got kicked out of the nursing home for selling weed she did me she's a true gangster yeah and I I have a joke about it in my standup I don't think I even do that joke anymore but um yeah so and that's the true story why was she in there so young she was a drug addict and she got um she she took something that really fried her brain some acid yeah we don't even exactly know what it was it it fried her brain to no return and so she was never the same she was she never had a normal life or a normal brain again and she just couldn't really take care of herself she was like you could still like talk to her and you know but she just wasn't there it really just fried her brain so she had to go be in a nursing home the last probably what 15 years of her life mhm wasn't she uh when that happened wasn't she late uh late teens early 20s or no probably late early 30s late 20s this happened in like the mid to late it happened like the late 80s so yeah she was young yeah she was probably late early 20s when that happened that's freaking sad yep be careful take her kids used to beat the [ __ ] out of us too yeah they did our cousins oh yeah they were they were Wild Bunch weren't they yeah did they take acid to her well that's what cousins are for we just oh yeah we're mean to each other and we beat each other and [ __ ] oh for sure sometimes I miss being a kid and just doing stupid [ __ ] just beating the [ __ ] out of each other beating each other and riding our bikes around town and the dumbest [ __ ] my cousin the D dude going to school with black eyes yes I mean I remember uh my cousins pulling me in a wagon behind a bicycle and jumping bicycle ramps me and the wagon all I had on was a helmet no no protective gear nothing head bouncing off the concrete I mean that must be what's wrong with me yeah oh yeah concussions and football you played football that's true plenty of concussions for sure what years did you play football again oh God from what oh God I'm just make up a number sir ma'am 2006 to no no like uh9 96 to 2004 yeah or 2005 damn I just met your college days oh okay he gave you the elementary well you were asking how you asked how long I played football you didn't ask specific year of my life yeah I just the I just met in college though College pardon me yeah whose turn is it from uh 200 Chin Chin 2002 to 2005 2002 to 2005 I got a 2002 to 2005 I think it is really cool he played college football 2002 to 200 Hey listen listen y'all I I swear it's not that I don't want to listen and and be you know here for everybody to be able to hear me problem is is I lose track of where I'm at I'm having a good time y'all hey stay on track yeah stay on track Greg you're not even getting up you're just in one spot but y' see y'all y'all Greg Greg we're not in uh the living room we're not in a restaurant you have a mic right in front of you and it's right there and you just got to talk in it you know my problem is you know my problem is I should keep my hands on it that would remind me that it's there no cuz you're going to be moving around making noise and it makes noise chse look at Gary look at Gary hello and welcome welcome to the MooMoo commercials hey 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Day Honeys yeah but look at Tilly hey Honeys we hope y'all are loving this chaotic [ __ ] podcast hey I sure hope so oh they do is it your turn let's do a little more uh you just did yours right so y'all ready for me oh for sure anybody attend a local yoga class and get naked halfway through or marry someone of a gender you're not attracted to naked in yoga naked yoga naked yoga I'll do that right now I'm done with that so cool and I will say this when Paige and I filmed our plck show we did this prank where I hosted a yoga class gosh dude you shouldn't even say it cuz we should just [ __ ] do it well I'm not going to say what we did but I do want to try to do that again I'm not going to go into detail about what we did but um we filmed this this thing where basically trailer trash Tammy hosted a yoga class and when we were done with that prank I had two dudes come up to me on set and this is a big set there's like a 100 people on set and they both came up to me and one guy was like Chelsea I just want to let you know I have worked in the prank uh TV prank field for 30 years he he listed all these shows he's worked on I'm talking like the biggest prank shows in the world he goes and I have never laughed watching a prank like I like we were all laughing it back there was so out of control that's awesome and you know nobody's ever going to see it so cool so that's cool thanks do you think there's a chance that it will ever be seen and Greg always say Plick don't ever say oh I don't know even what it was going to be on okay Plick he doesn't know no I don't think it's ever going to be seen that's I wish you could buy that footage from them and then just post it we're just going to have our own and that's why we need help taking over the world cuz we're going to do our own prank show we're going to do our own we just need some filmers couple filmers and some couple hidden mics and I think we can pretty much just bust out any of our own content you're right [ __ ] flip flicks in those big cameras all right I think I say we do a couple more you ready okay make out with someone who hasn't brushed their teeth in two months okay and then or walk half a mile Barefoot Barefoot through two feet of maggots all right I'm making out I'll walk through maggots it'll be soft do they like get can they get up in you just from how do maggots work I think I would do maggots they'll be soft and Squishy just go rinse your feet afterwards yeah just walk fast get it over with yeah yeah I think it'd be okay walking in them now if I had like if I was a swimming pool full of them I don't think I could do it where they could get up in your holes I'm not doing that we're not getting in the holes but I'll put my feet in there I anytime I've ever seen maggots I just that smell comes to my to my head you know how smelly they are yeah well because they're on they're usually on trash but if they're by their self they might not smell yeah yeah okay Paige you want to go [ __ ] dude maggots who yeah nasty all right would you rather Google publishes your search history or be hung over for the rest of your life search history search history 100% it's nothing but Mexican food near me 10 best restaurants in Nashville where should I eat what time does Taco Bell close is Taco Bell open today is Taco Bell open is that's all it is is food same yeah so Taco B I mean Google hands down Google hands down before we end I will say I found this card and I wish I would have found it one of them is go down on your grandpa oh God oh [ __ ] go down on pages Grandpa any Grandpa and then read another card we'll do it go down on your grandpa or give pedicures to an entire nursing home wait let's let's do another one that wasn't go down on your grandpa or I got you or get three tattoos of your mother's face surrounding your genitals what what oh that's a good one whose Grandpa we going down on pages your grandpa oh it's got to be our Grandpa you're you're owne to to completion hey you said Hey to completion yeah I'm getting a tattoo I've been needing some new ink of your mom's space around your [ __ ] I mean if it can be little I'd do it three of them oh man yeah I'm doing tattoo yeah all right here we go oh oh we're done baby oh that was the last one but go ahead go ahead poy all right call your parents every time you're about to have sex and ask them for permission or play Russian roulette with all your close family members I'd call my parents and be like hey can I [ __ ] call call parents yeah I couldn't play Russian Roulette that's with the gun right yeah yeah no that's a human sacrifice no no no not doing that I had I had a wonderful time playing pick your poison I did too we hope you guys enjoyed it just a nice little justce little refres fresher nice little something new on the Pod is it actually called pick your poison or dick your poison let's say dick oh I thought this was like a sexual thing I don't know no it's called pick your poison how' you find this uh just on Amazon I typed in uh games adult games that's funny yeah um we we do have some calls Greg you want to list have some calls with us yeah let's do it all right all right poy hit it Maggie roll that beautiful Bean footage I have a confession I um have had a secret 5year relationship I currently have a man living with me I am currently engaged to a man in prison how do I get out of this situation and how do I not break Hearts doing it so thanks bye oh [ __ ] that's sticky hey Honey's got yourself into a pickle there damn so she's in Mar she's engaged to a guy in prison and she's been with someone for five years and she wants to get out of she said out of it I don't know which one yeah that's that's I don't know which one um I would say it's easier to leave the guy in prison for sure cuz he ain't helping paying bills or nothing so no hey the guy with her might not be either yeah true that may be the predicament that she's in that she wants to wait for the guy that's in prison and leave the guy that she's currently with well all you got to do all you got to do is stop sending him calling cards yeah don't and never hear from him again that's true don't go do those visits what's he in prison for right true is it is it you know well here's the deal she said I want to I want to do this without breaking anyone's heart honey is not going to happen you're G to piss somebody off somebody's going to be hurt could be you I don't know you know you're that's that's inevitable not going to happen I would just break it off with the dude in prison I'd say hey you know I'm going have to break off the engagement you're in jail man I'll tell you I tell you don't make it about you well if he's like why he like well you know we can't go on dates you're locked up you're locked up bro and think about that last caller we had a few episodes ago where that guy was using her yeah he's probably using her I know I'd love to know if he's in prison for the rest of his life if he's in prison if if he's getting out soon I would love to know that more details yeah more details are needed but I say for her she should make the decision that's going to make her happy you know at the end of the day yeah somebody's going to get hurt or multiple people um but you make that decision for yourself she's the one that's got to live with it but what about yeah and it's just like dude you also still have to live if you stay with the current guy you have to live with that knowing you cheated on him for the first five years of your life right yeah you might interesting predicament for sure it's not like they were going out and [ __ ] and stuff though yeah that's true but I would say emotional is sometimes even worse than physical well what if she was engaged to the guy before he went to prison but you need to get out of the out of this pickle regardless yeah start fresh with call up the jail say hey got some Mo leaky this ain't going to work malt Lecky baby yeah say just say malt Lecky baby yeah just say just say hey man I need to talk to you and he's like what is it and just go malt Ley baby and then hang up and never talk to him again ghosting someone in prison statement that's on another level that's something Maggie would do Maggie would ghost someone in prison that's on another level oh man tell them to find a pen pal but I almost feel like maybe she was having someone in jail is almost kind of good cuz they're not always up your ass they're not always bothering you they're not cheating it's like they have a babysitter well they could be getting [ __ ] they're getting something sucked in there oh you know what I mean but does that count if you're locked in a cell with somebody and they ain't nothing else to do if you don't have any other choices does it count eh I probably let it slide yeah you know what I mean if Greg got arrested I was like hey baby did you not nut for nine months he's like well or for five years five years I'm like well I'd be like okay don't count yeah I dropped the soap a couple times you know you're just Bor You're just bored what else you going to do when you're bored and there's someone there with mouth my brother used to work in the prison and he said that uh there was a uh a a female correctional officer and she was getting a little bit on the side from the inside yes she in there [ __ ] all the inmates wow she was a side prison piece yep she she got her ass lock where they [ __ ] at wherever they're whe there's a way oh I would be hell no yeah cameras can just shut off yeah especially if she has access to them oh yeah cameras aren't everywhere yeah um yes Honeys but I I definitely think you shouldn't have to worry about hurting someone's heart cuz it's going to happen so you just need to get it over with get this get this triangle fixed get it clean start right move on yeah wish you the best of luck with that for sure do you think you should say the truth though oh for sure going to set you free honey oh for sure so if you were actually in this predicament would you tell the person in prison I've been seeing somebody else for 5 years too and I just need to break this off because I feel wrong for what I've done I feel like that would give you a clean clean slate probably yeah but then you're not telling the guy you're with I I also feel like the guy in prison shouldn't think shouldn't think or expect for her to not like meet someone and move on like you know what I mean you can't you're in jail if if you're not getting out what do you expect someone to do yeah I can't believe people even wait on humans that go on missions for two years oh yeah yeah I had a couple friends who said yeah I'll wait for you they bounced and they did not wait yeah Mormons yeah yeah they were not waiting M they had beds to jump on oh people the [ __ ] you know they had beds to jump on soakers Soaker they had soaking to do oh you know you got to soak gr do you know what that is Mormon bed jumpers and Mormon soakers I've heard of the bed jumpers but I don't know the soakers so if you're new around here we talked about this lots of podcasts ago uh Mormons you know can't have sex they don't want to have sex before marriage they because they want to get into heaven and they think that sex before marriage will not allow that so instead of instead of regular [ __ ] they will soak which is the penis will go into the vagina but they won't hump cuz the humping is the sin so they will just put it in there and not move and then they will get a friend to jump on the bed and create movement to [ __ ] so the bed jumper is part of yes the soaking there's a friend who will come and jump your bed oh okay all right yeah there's a friend who will come and jump your bed yeah you could either call it docking or soaking I don't think it's necessarily about the heaven thing I think it's more to get sealed in the temple see I don't even know what that means I know it's but it's a religious thing yeah because if you if you have have sex and stuff before you get married I don't think you can get sealed in the temple you have to be like a virgin unless maybe you repent yeah or go to your bishop and do all that like even jacking off they make it like a really big deal the boys in my school are like y you have to go talk to the bishop and tell them like oh my gosh why are they going to know just keep it to yourself I know just nut and don't but seriously to have that uh Fe fear all your life like you can't jack off that would that could [ __ ] with your brain it's horrible to be honest with you I know cuz that's a whole another episode oh yeah that's a whole realm big deal big big time um but thank you for calling in Honeys love you love you so much hi guys my name is Ali Brer and I just recently found out that I'm related to Chelsea and apparently we grew up not too far from each other and her great grandmother and my grandfather were half siblings so that's pretty cool thanks H hey honey hey honey your cousins here hey Honey's cousins here wow what she say her name was Ali Roper Ali rer that sounds very familiar yeah so you guys both have I guess she's related to you too Maggie I know I like how she only said Chelsea I know Ali Roper are we Kinder Ropers we are um I don't know how but I know I've heard like Biffy is she back there no would it be on the uh like beerville family side I think so do you know the grandmother she's talking about my great grandmother that would be I remember Sheree tell I could ask her and she would probably know would it be granny Franks no that's a different side of the family different side of the family but that sounds very familiar yeah so what side of your family my mom's side okay oh we went to school there was some Ropers at the school we went to and I want to say we were like distant cousins yeah oh okay yeah hey Honey's cousins here cousins cousin give us the name next time can you imagine like finding out your cousin is trailer trash Tammy that's weird I wonder if she listened to the no she's had to have probably known right guess or do you think she's just been listening to the Pod and hears all these things and goes what the hell could have I don't know could have been who knows Ally Roper cuz didn't she say she just found out yeah and you know what PE I get this question a lot people always ask me they're like like if I'll do if if I do radio interviews for tour or something they'll always be like oh have you had any like family members come out of the woodwork and say they're K or people say they're kin to you and I'm like no bro I my most of my family doesn't even give a [ __ ] about what I do you know what I mean like nobody I'm not like that famous well my cousin text me the other day and said hey do you know this name and I was like no I've never heard of it and she's like well I was at a party and this guy was telling me he was your first cousin and all this and he and then she's like uh no that's my first cousin that's funny and like he she started showing him pictures and stuff and he just I don't know what he said after that but I'm like what the hell that's so Random like I have had people I have had people makeup like I've seen comments from people saying that they're kin to me and they're cousins to me and I'm like no we're not yeah I've seen yeah but but not like actual family members or nothing like no no could you just imagine like going on JLo's profile yeah she's my first cousin I know just for clout cousin clout cousin clout wild clout crumbs people love cousin clout except for this chick this is legit should we I think it is yeah we really are cousins yeah you roped her in yeah hey Honeys cousins here awesome that's cool were there a lot of Ropers yeah yeah yeah and were they from Marietta or therville therville I think okay what were uh like two big names that stood out in your town like like did they own any businesses no I can say some names but uh here's the deal Greg knows Greg know here's the deal yes but the town is so small that I almost don't want to say it no I was I was going to say don't say it no like I'm talking the town is [ __ ] small so it's like I didn't really like any of them anyway right so I don't want to say names but you know every small town has a a few families that are like the predominant families in in the they own a business or they like you know there's a lot of them or something for sure but yeah I don't want to name names I wonder if they're listening people go look up and I just said I didn't like any I know I know well well you know yeah truth truth truth Maggie hardly doesn't like anybody no it's true Maggie just doesn't Maggie doesn't [ __ ] with people but I have a good I have reasons not to like any of absolutely AB it's not like I don't like you for no reason yeah yeah yeah sometimes yeah but that's why she's a big goat that's why it's easy for her to ghost yeah one little thing and she's like we're done yeah we're done we're done she's got that heart at her shell too yes she's a total yeah she's a total for sure to I like total all right let's let's rail up the next call Baby M Lecky baby hey Honeys Idaho baked potato here uh I was just curious if you guys have ever tried chili and cinnamon rolls as a dinner it's literally the best thing ever it's sweet and savory and just delicious uh I went to school in Washington and that's what they used to sered at lunchtime so now I make it at home for dinner and it's [ __ ] great anyways hope you guys have a great day love you guys very very much and love you Honeys is she dip in the cinnamon roll in the chili probably cinnamon rolls and chili chili and cinnamon rolls probably wow I mean that seems weird to me but I've been loving chili and sweet cornbread see it I bet it be like the same thing that I've never heard of that it sounds good to me the cinnamon though might throw me off I would try it at least once is there glaze on the cinnamon roll I hope so and I will say this I hope so I didn't know this was a thing but apparently people will eat apple pie and cheddar cheese with melted cheddar cheese on it oh I've heard about that yeah I didn't hear about that till maybe a couple years ago I'm like what and it's good that's interesting man people do some weird things the guy at the gas station said his wife Eats vanilla ice cream with Tabasco sauce on it woo so we should try the chili and cinnamon thing a little Tic Tac on a slits or something yeah people love when we eat on there do that Greg was talking about so like literally this was probably 13 years ago I made a vegan peanut butter chili and I didn't tell Greg whenever I he came home and and I gave him a bowl I didn't tell him it was vegan and I didn't tell him it had peanut butter in it and that [ __ ] went back for three bowls Chow Town it was Dam and he said this is the best chili I've ever had in my life and this was 13 years ago and what two days ago you said oh I wish you'd make that chili again make that I'll eat it and then do the cinnamon rolls it was wild the flavor that it had I mean it unmatched it was that good how did you get the peanut butter flavor out because I don't enjoy so much peanut butter but so I just made the pot of chili and I can't I cannot remember what the recipe was but I'm sure it's just a basic bean chili um and then I put the recipe at the time called for like a quart it was a big old pot a quarter cup of peanut butter but that didn't seem like enough to me so I put like a whole cup of peanut butter in there and you just let it melt and I swear to God it makes it almost creamy but you don't taste the peanut butter ooh make that it was bomb sounds good I'll have to make it let's make it let's start up this freaking chili uh cinnamon Trend yeah yeah let's do that for let's do that for an episode we'll have chili uh cinnamon roll um we'll even do apple pie and cheddar cheese but you know what that doesn't seem too weird because think about it you're eating a shuder board you got apple slices you got cheddar cheese you're taking a bite taking what's the difference that one's not too weird right people also do the grits and applesauce or whatever mhm see I love I love grits with sugar and butter and then I also like grits with uh that are spicy with shrimp so I'll eat it both ways yeah that's the thing like grits goes with everything yeah I'm getting hungry I know we should go to Waffle House after this how's that sound youall want to do it no I've been craving Taco Bell so I a I had C Taco Bell this morning okay I've had Taco Bell this morning waterburger yeah and I'll go back for whatever needs to happen but I don't want a Taco Bell breakfast I want a [ __ ] quesadilla a Mountain Dew let's do this let's go to Waffle House and then treat ourselves to Taco Bell on the way home damn for a pickme up treat ourselves like we don't treat ourselves every [ __ ] day that's true we're going to treat ourselves to the damn doctor for high cholesterol like we don't treat ourselves every [ __ ] meal yeah we got to lay it off we don't want to catch the diabetes yeah we've been loving the Rotty cotty totty oh oh oh is that the noodles no no it's that bread it's like Rotty cotty it's like a almost like a non bread but it's very um flaky and buttery oh from the uh the Korean street food uh place and you dip it in like this curry sauce it oh that bean curry sauce is fire so good uh I'm going Lean Forward sorry so good you're a Japanese Chin Greg's the only one we actually tell her to lean forward so Pie Town tacos opened a new location where East Nashville is that the place I need to go to Paige y'all I is it closer yeah I think um I I don't know I don't know yeah there's this place called pie toown tacos that has these cauliflower tacos holy [ __ ] and we still haven't went the entire time when we were on vacation that's all Chelsea and Maggie or not you right yeah Maggie talked yeah oh okay oh yeah they were tell it was Beth who hasn't gone yet she was there yeah what the hell they were telling me about these cauliflower tacos the entire vacation Greg picks us up from the airport and they're closed yeah they close at 3:00 when you're talking about cauliflower you know what makes me think of what that restaurant the Asian food restaurant that we had that has the cauliflower that tastes like uh chicken nuggets what what place what's that place called oku U we love cauliflower around here and we love eating it's crazy what you can do with cauliflower anything and it has such a good flavor I know and cauliflower has a good flavor when you add stuff to it but just plain is good I love cauliflower cabbage broccoli she made the mash cauliflower M that was good stuff yeah so there's that Honeys but we are going to try chili and cinnamon rolls yeah you guys should try it too if you're listening tag us yeah oh I guarantee tag us Cloud hey tag us if you have eaten or like chili and cinnamon rolls tag us just anything if you're driving right now tag Us in anything yeah tag Us in anything for sure um okay let's do another call if you're not getting close enough to the microphone tag us oh gosh if you couldn't hear Greg half of this podcast tag us I'm sorry here we go hey guys uh my name is Brandon and I just had a topic discussion that I wanted to run by you um so I want to know your opinion is it still a poopa for guys uh and what I mean by that is it's still that upper penis area when it's the guys poopa or is it called something else thank you so much love the podcast love the shows love the tour uh have a good one guys H yeah oh yeah great question thank you Honeys you could probably call it a Fooda what's a what that fat upper dick area yeah I don't know no it's a FAA for men too fat upper penis yeah yeah I've always just said FAA for like meaning women but oh it totally could be for a fat penis area too whatever you want to classify yeah end you can call it anything you can give it a name you can call call it a Fooda yeah that's what she just said baby oh you did yeah it's okay I'm sorry no problem you said it's okay I apologize yeah Fooda fat upper dick area is a good one but I think I would say FAA what are other things you call a dick a penis a dick a CH auka I love saying I love saying wiener Wier yeah a fua what's that fat upper wiener fua fua F you acting a fua you acting a fooa yeah I feel like and I feel like most people do have like you know a little fat area that's great yeah it's like a pillow when you're pounding it's like a pillow it is I kind of like when the balls slap my gu you like that sometimes yeah it's not bad it's just kind of you know just to know they're still there yeah you ever feel balls slapping on your gu yeah it's a time or two you like it I don't think I like it I'm not like sitting on the couch watching dat line thinking oh God I love love some balls slapping against my Tain right now but I don't hate it and when we're both freshly shaven and it's like it's prickly it's kind of like velcro ooh oh my God I don't like that you cha don't ever say that again don't ever say when we're both freshly shaven it's like velcro he said okay gosh oh my God hello and welcome to the MooMoo commercials taking care of your health isn't always easy but it should be at least simple okay that's why for the last at least two years I've been drinking AG one every day no exceptions it's just one scoop mixed in with water once a day every day and it makes me feel energized I'm not as tired to be honest with you and that's because each serving of ag1 delivers my daily dose of vitamins minerals pre and probiotics and more it's a powerful healthy habit that's also powerfully simple and simplicity is a big malt deal baby and if you know me you know I have a hard time swallowing pills and honestly just remembering to take pills is hard for me so just one scoop is the easiest thing you can do one scoop water you chug it you're done 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long so if you wanted take ownership of your health start with ag1 try ag1 and get a free one-year supply of vitamin D3 plus K2 and five free ag1 travel packs with your first purchase exclusively at drink a1.com viral that's drink a1.com SLV viral check it out do we have one more call is it Maggie this is the last call okay I'm gonna announce Rock [ __ ] of the week before we do last call um rock [ __ ] of the week we pick once a week to um give a free viral podcast t-shirt to and how we pick is we randomly will pick someone who interacts with our vir podcast social medias comment like share tag doesn't matter put something on your story tag us whatever yep um and this week's Rock fer of the week is Katie Chastain Katie wow congratulations Katie so Maggie's gonna Reach Out get your info we will get you some merch Honeys wonder if she's related to Jessica Chastain that'd be cool oh that'd be so cool so thank you for supporting us and helping us take over the world couldn't do it without you literally literally any of you guys listening we seriously are so grateful yeah all right hit it baby hey honey po guy here um so my ex kind of showed me your guys's pod um and she's pretty funny and I was we were just watch it [ __ ] busting up laughing um every week and and we broke up and it just kind of reminded me of her a lot so I took a long break from watching it um did we listen to this call past month or so oh when I get done with my morning routine I just kind of listen to you guys I'm catching up to the episodes and never in a bad mood or frustrated or just pissed off [ __ ] really brighten my day you guys are [ __ ] hilarious don't stop doing what you're doing seriously because I mean it sounds like you help a lot of people and I just love this week oh yeah hey Honey's last week caller here we doubled up yeah cuz I said oh it's probably weird hearing and then Brett said oh he's probably gas we listen to that call already well our bad sorry about that Honeys you got to hear yourself twice hold on the the um caption I'm confused that's all right that's all right okay that's all right something happened we'll just we'll just yeah I don't know what happened we'll just end it we'll just oh wait wait hold on what morning ladies how's everybody doing hey I just wanted to let you know I love your show love your podcast always been listening to it is the beginning the Inception love you girls paig Chelsea you guys rock Brett Maggie you guys rock best way to go girl love you keeping up keeping everybody uh moving I love it anyhow just have to say I this love listening to you guys uh podcast going in between Utah and Cali the past few years enjoying it um in the fact the last time I was coming back just yesterday I was listening to uh one of your podcasts and you were talking about the spiral the viral spiral so wasn't planed on it but I definitely got to I got to do that the viral spiral I have to say he did enjoy the viral spiral but she also enjoys a good pounding so yes there are some girls that do love it rough but they did she did enjoy the viral spiral have a great day ladies oh yeah I want to hear him say viral spiral a dozen more times I love that he was like so serious about the viral spiral yeah she enjoyed it she could be lying to his ass too but she appreciated the good pounding too no if you're given the viral spiral she's going to enjoy it because she's going viral right right and she's getting her [ __ ] spiraled on so I wonder if he gave the good pound and then the viral spiral and then some more pound pound viral spiral pound viral spiral I mean sometimes a pound is fine not the whole time though like don't be rough the entire time pound it out maybe at the end or at the you know very beginning but right rough sex the whole time will piss me really the whole damn time yeah you need some softness and some viral spiral yeah well that's why he's saying he gave her he gave her both yeah good way to working and some isn't that just doing circles that's what he's yeah the viral spiral the viral spiral oh the the eating out okay okay it's some motion with your tongue yeah so hey thank you for calling in you sound like a cool dude keep giving viral spirals that's so sweet is he just stopping from California to Utah and giving out viral spirals hell I'll make a trip there let's go let's go to post up on the side of the road let's go post up on the side of the road and catch him coming by I'll take a viral spiral too sir on the green ring I got that green ring waiting baby we'll all just line up green light and go come give us a spiral yeah you got the green light for Greg's ass well thank you for calling in Honeys we love app and appreciate you guys thank y'all for listening to this installment yeah be careful driving those roads too I've D driven them a lot yes be careful well I want to thank you ladies for having me on I enjoyed it appreciate it is there anything you need to say how about how about you be again what people call in with yeah oh yeah so um H let's see please call in with something you love and something you hate oh oh okay that's good yeah that is good that's good good job yeah that was really good thanks Greg yeah thank you baby damn are we really done here that was the last call I'll tell you what the poison card you want to end with one poison card and let's do a three like each one of us do it each each one of us pick one may I don't know is do it baby pick pick one pick a card Greg how about you just read us three read us three babe we we'll end it there be permanently high God no that'd be nice save money have 10 nipples in random places on your body speaking to the mic be permanently High have 10 nipples in random places on your body or lick an unwiped butthole oh God I'm taking the nipples nipples I'd love to be permanently High I figured that was the case nipples yeah I'm milking myself baby it would be just like have moles 10 nipples everywhere we could get them pierced and make them look cute yeah oh but your nipples are sensitive though I'm not leaking a butthole no unwiped I don't want to stay stoned 24/7 I'll just be having panic attacks and calling 911 but dude 10 nipples be all right where would you place them all right Brit probably just around my other nipples so I have like f six nipples on each tit like utters oh that damn that'd be cool kind of that'd be really cool like Pokemon balls yeah wa all right guys we'll call in with what you love and what you hate and if you don't know our number we'll remind you to eat RS and our phone number is 442 777 3331 and always remember that you are doing great you're looking good and [ __ ] what everybody else get ready we're going viral get ready we're going [Music] viral yeah viral I had fun

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Published: Wed Jan 31 2024